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We Are Sparta

EC: Dawgpound, Maybelline, Emeril, Pikachu, LED, Fonzie, Nemo

Warm Up:

Lap around the Soccer fields
Circle up for the following
Fazio Arm Circles
Good Mornings
Hillbillies
Imperial Walkers

The Workout:

From the Movie 300 the original 300 workout.

25 Pull-ups — Partner assisted
50 Deadlifts — with your KB and your Partners KB
50 Merkins
50 Box Jumps
50 Floor Wipers — These where tough.
50 KB Clean and Press (25 Each Arm)
25 Pull-ups

Mary:

10 KB Plank Pull throughs
10 Each Side Half Kneeling KB Chop
20 Reverse LBC with KB over head
10 Mini Turkish Getups each side
20 Pickle Pounders
20 Homer to Marge
10 KB Plank Pull throughs
10 Each Side Half Kneeling KB Chop
20 Reverse LBC with KB over head

Announcements:

Traveling to Whiplash tomorrow North Carolina Museum of Art.  6 o’clock start time.  Second F at Starbucks, Dawgpound’s treat for all South Wakers that post at the Whip. Clown Car leaves Purple Cobra Parking lot at 5:35

Prayer:

Moby’s dad recovering
Shredder
Crab Legs
Emeril’s Co-worker’s family for father in law had an aneurysm (Bella)

Beta TigerBlood

PAX: Brony, PeakWeek, BlueHen, SlideRule, Da Business, Wiggly, Spanx, Dawgpound, Buford, Pikachu

It is always a difficult decision to start a new AO, but we have seen over the years that this is how we grow and attract new FNG’s. With numbers consistently north of the 12 at Disney it was time to plant a new flag. Since there isn’t currently an AO at Holly Ridge Middle/Elementary today was a beta run to see if this was an ideal location with enough pain stations. The Q hasn’t spent any time at this location, but did some Google Earth reconnaissance and the site appeared to have several good options, plenty of parking, and limited houses. The goal of today was to cover the property and pull out of the bag exercises as they seemed appropriate.  It was a rainy morning for a beta test and some mumble chatter second guessing why they decided this was a good idea, but 10 PAX braved the conditions to see what this site has to offer.  A quick mosey to the front of the Middle school to take some cover from the rain before it was GO time and then we were off.

Warm Up:

Mosey run along the front left side of the middle school towards to the back of the middle school parking lot for warm up.

SSSH X 20

Daisy Picker X 10

Squat hold Fazio Arm Circle X 10 rotate X 10

Windmill X 10

Site Map


The Workout:

Mosey down the stairs to the track.  We couldn’t find an entrance so we jumped the fence, only later to find a wide open entrance further down.  A hot lap of catch me if you can with a partner.  Partner drops down for 5 merkins, sprints to catch the partner, repeat until we all get a lap in.  Jump back over the fence with some groans (some aren’t as nimble and agile as Pikachu).  We gave the bleachers a test for stability with a round of step ups.

Mosey away from the track and towards a path running behind the track and baseball field.  It is here that we discovered a wide open entrance for the track. Continued to run along the path (several uneven sections but no cuts Yet) and continue along this path leading out behind the elementary school.

The PAX divided into three groups.  Group 1 did 10 Pole Jump ups on one playground, Group 2 did 10 dips on second set of playground equipment, and Group 3 did 10 (5 each) pull ups on third set of playground equipment.  The groups rotating until each group completed one set.

Mosey out to the long parking lot on the right side of the elementary school for a round of suicide runs.  Run each light pole and sprint back until we covered the entire parking lot.

The PAX moved over to large, uneven retaining wall across from the parking lot.  Three sets of 20 count New Mexican Quick Feet and 20 count of balls to the wall.  SlideRule got in too tight with his balls to the wall causing a knee injury on the way down.  He took one for the team but kept going strong.

Indian run over to the front of the elementary school and a lap around what appeared to be a kickball field.  The PAX moved over to the center of the field for a round for Starfish.  Brony’s rain jacket was placed in the middle of the star and the PAX split into three group around the jacket.  Group one did 10 merkins, group two did 10 wide-grip merkins, and group three did 10 diamond merkins.  After each group was finished they bear crawled to the center(jacket) for 5 burpees and out to the next station(corner of the star) until all three stations were complete.

Quick mosey over to the front of the school to see what we had to work with.  There was plenty of cover along the walkway leading into the school.  Tiger prints (we think) were covering the walkway so it only made sense to leap frog each tiger print until we covered the walkway.  1 round of dips and urkins on the tables in front of the school.

Quick mosey back to the parking lot where the fun started for Mary.

Mary:

Guantanamo’s – 1 round

American Hammer – X 10

Windshield Wiper – X11

Boat Canoe – X10

JaLo – X10

Peter Parkers – X10

Quick discussion about the new site.  While it doesn’t have all of the options that Disney has, it is a promising new site location…..plenty of large parking lots, a track (that we think we can use), very large soccer field behind the elementary school, baseball field behind the middle school, good cover, limited houses nearby, and Blood Drawn on the first workout.  Several names were thrown out, but we quickly settled on Tiger (paws in front of school) + Blood (SlideRule’s jacked up knee) = TigerBlood.

Thanks for those that came out to help test this site location.  I look forward to helping get this new AO up and running.  SlideRule set the bar high drawing blood…. Challenge accepted.  Come on out next Thursday to join!


Announcements:

Helping CrabLegs with work around the house on Sunday from 2-5.  See Pikachu’s weekly announcements.

Prayer:

SlideRule’s knee, CrabLegs, those recovering.

March Madness at Possum Trot

Warm Up:  Twenty-six PAX came out on the first day of spring (low 40’s) fired up to take part in March Madness – Possum Trot style.  Inspired by Blue Hen from an earlier Q at Downtown Train, Dauber asked PAX to show up in their college team gear giving support to their favorite team.  Only four PAX brought their spirit representing UNC, Duke, Penn State and NC State by showing up in their gear.  There must have been a lot of dirty laundry or simple forgetfulness.  Not deterred, Q started the beat down on time with a jog around the tennis courts and then circling up for the following exercises:  32 SSH, 10 Good AM, 10 Vegetation Grabbers, 10 Hill Billies and 10 Imperial Walkers.  Q added some static arm stretches (L/R) across and behind the back for good measure.  PAX then headed to the Snack Shack.

 

The Workout:  PAX lined up against the outfield fence.  Jack Webbs were executed starting with one merkin and three air presses from our knees.  The count escalated until PAX reached 10 merkins and 30 air presses.  Who knew pushing air could be so hard?  Mosey to the Snack shack for 16 sec cadence count of seated chair followed by 16 sec cadence count of BTTW.  Rinse and repeat.  Mosey to the road and lined up in a single file.  PAX performed and kept a plank position or something similar to a plank while the last PAX member in line bear crawled to the front of the line.  PAX members each took a turn bear crawling until every PAX made it to the front.  Q called an audible only making it halfway up the road and had each PAX mosey to the rock pile for a medium-sized rock.  Lots of grumbling and mumble-chatter and in all honestly, Q was struggling during this “extended” exercise.  (If you cant do it, don’t Q it.). PAX circled up with rock in hand for the first set of the following exercises with rock:  16 goblet squats, 16 curls, 16 overhead presses and 16 tricep curls.  PAX side shuffled the distance of the parking lot swapping lead foot at the halfway point until they reached the large hill.  Q called a bear-crawl and then 8 dips OYO on the guradrail.  Reverse bearcrawl and jog back to the rocks.  The second set with the rocks included 16 rut-rows, 16 wonder bras, 16 overhead squats and 16 one hand on rock merkins (8L, 8R). An astute Skidmark corrected Q when he inadvertently called one-handed merkins.  Side shuffle back to the hill with more bearcrawls up the hills, 8 dips on guardrail OYO and jog back.  Q queried PAX about significance of the day (first day of Spring, officially starting at 5:58PM, etc.) and threw in 5 burpees OYO before starting next set.  Called out four PAX who had their collegiate school gear on asking them to call the next set of exercises:  Cupid called crableg grab (apologies for forgetting name); Banana Seat called for Turkish get-ups on each side and Skidmark called for the iconic Bobby Hurleys.  Dauber was too busy looking at his watch trying to grab another set in before Mary to complete the four bracket challenge and sent the PAX shuffling to the hill.  More bear crawl up and down with dips on the guardrail OYO.  Unfortunately, Dauber did not manage the clock properly and asked PAX to form up on the tennis courts for Mary after returning their rocks back to the rock pile.

Mary:  PAX held BTTW until the six.  Mary was brief with the following 10 count core exercises:  Homer to Marge, Box cutters, Freddie Mercury and American Hammers.

Announcements:  Q school Thursday at Womble, Yard clean-up Sunday at Crab Legs, Police/Firefighter hockey game, Check Announcements on FB/Slack

Prayer:  Pastor died at a local congregation (please keep him, his family and the faith formation in your prayers), PAX traveling, PAX inured – Welcome back to the gloom Buford, Moby’s dad (doing better), Silent/Unspoken.  Apologies if I missed anything.  Q took us out.

Highlight on the 6:  Something new for this BB.  I wanted to find out more about a PAX member.  This week’s focus is on Maybelline, Todd Pasnak.  Studied at Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), big Syracuse fan, Married to a second grade school teacher, blessed with two boys age 15 & 12 and a daughter who is 4.  Works as a project manager at Cody in Sanford.  Got his F3 name because he was responsible for the Covergirl account.

Maybelline

 

Thank for the opportunity to lead you men.  -Dauber

The Few, The Brave, The Nutcrackers…

It was a cold and dark morning with temps in the mid 30’s which apparently led some to enjoy the fartsack rather than tread out into the gloom. As a result numbers were a bit lighter than normal. A fact that was being discussed as two more PAX graced the parking lot with their presence just in time for a mosey around to the basketball court where our warmup ensued.
Incidentally YHC and PAX who were nearby were nearly ensnared during said mosey by some kind of metal wiring protruding into the sidewalk. An entirely unsuitable situation for an elementary school responsible for the safety of children. A strongly worded letter may be in order. The situation notwithstanding, we proceeded…

Warm Up:

Good Mornings x10 IC
SSH x 20 IC
Daisy Pickers x 15 IC
Sir Fazio Arm Circles –  x 10 forward/ x 10 backward IC
Moroccan Night clubs x 15 IC
Windmills x 10 IC

The Workout:

We started by partnering up in preparation for what was soon to be revealed as one of Moby’s least favorite exercises: the wheelbarrow. Partner 1 was in the horizontal position on the way down to a previously designated turnaround point where prior to switching places, partners did 10 Hand Clap Merkins, returned to the starting point via the wheelbarrow and completed another 10 Hand Clap Merkins.
R&R substituting 10 Squats for Hand Clap Merkins – which was a welcome change of pace.
We stayed in the same location for the next challenge: a classic Dora with the same partners…
Merkins x 100
LBC’s x 200
Squats x 400
Partner 1 chipped away at the above exercises while partner 2 ran to a designated point (about 100 yards) and upon returning switched places until all reps were complete.
Mosey to the rock/ brick pile to grab a cinder block. Partners lined up with their blocks on either side of the divider in the parking lot.
Round 1 = 10 reps: Partner 1 did Curls for the girls (IC); Partner 2 did Wonder Bras; Partners left their block in place and then ran around the divider to the other partner’s block – Partner 1 then did Wonder Bras and Partner 2 did Curls for the Girls.
Round 2 proceeded in the same fashion increasing reps to 15.
Round 3 – you guessed it – same thing but added another 5 reps for a total of 20.
Return the bricks and mosey to the front parking lot just in time for Mary…

Mary:

Low slow flutters x15
Freddie Mercuries x15
Plank Jacks x15
Homer to Marge x15
Pickle Pounders x15

Announcements:

  • Details to follow via Slack & FB.
  • Q school this Thursday at Womble Park (details on Slack/FB)
  • Yard Work this Sat. at Crab Legs’ house
  • Other announcements online

Prayer:

  • Shredder
  • Crab Legs
  • Cupid traveling for work
YHC took us out with prayer.
I hope everyone got their money’s worth and got at least a little stronger for being there.
Thanks for the honor of leading you this morning. Looking forward to next week…

Paradise City Cactus

EC: Dumbo, Pablo, 187, Yogurt, Pikachu, Skidmark, CHiPs, Lipstick, Cowboy, Full House, Maybelline

Warm Up:  SSH IC x 20, Fazio Arm Circles IC x 10 FWD and 10 BWD, 5 Burpees OYO and Michael Phelps

The Workout:

Parking Lot – Merkin Shuffel @ 3 count

Jog  to bottom of Ting Climb and Partner-up

Partner 1 runs up Ting Climb and does 5 star jumps while Partner 2 Bear Crawls. After Partner 1 finishes Star Jumps, run and trade with Partner 2 who runs up Ting Climb and does 5 star jumps. Repeat until both Partners are at the top.

Jog back to bottom of Ting Climb

Partner 1 runs up Ting Climb and does 10 monkey humpers while Partner 2 does Backwards Crab walk. After Partner 1 finishes monkey humpers, run and trade with Partner 2 who runs up Ting Climb and does 10 monkey humpers. Repeat until both Partners are at the top.

At tennis courts –  11’s with Merkins and Mountain climbers

At the tunnel – partnered up:

partner 1 runs to end of short path and partner 2 does peoples chair

partner 1 runs to end of short path and partner 2 does BTTW

Mary:  Plank-o-rama: Pickle Pounders, Box Cutters, Merkins, Low Slow Flutters and WWII

Announcements: Q School with Banana Seat this week @ 6:30pm, Work day with CrabLegs this Sunday, Sprints with Yogurt after workouts Monday and Wednesday.  Welcome “Katniss” Brian Laman
Prayer: Chips Stepdad with his heart attack, Lipsticks Mother in Law with her Cancer

The Ferns Aren’t Up Either

EC kicked off at 5:15 with Piakchu and Skidmark going out on a little tour de’ Holly Springs. Not much happening in the Springs early but we did discover a missing sidewalk along Holly Springs Road. After a quick 4 miles we circled back to pick up the lads at Starbucks.

The goal today was to do some scouting for another route for U-Turn, something to change it up, add a little spice if you will. Maybelline, Warbucks, UTI, Sliderule, Pikachu, and Skidmark set off one direction while the other 10 Pax took to the standard 5 mile loop. I’m sure there was quite the conversation amongst those Pax.

The six of us set off Indian Run style. This lasted approximately .01 miles before we made a wrong turn  leaving starbucks and circled the bank. The security footage by the ATM will make for a good BB photo I’m sure. After regaining our bearings we set-off. At the bottom the hill played a quick game of right-left-center and we were off.

I think we have a new U-Turn 5 mile loop that involves no crossing of 55. Highlights from the run include how Skidmark has the worst ideas. Indian run = fail. And apparently doing a Steeple Chase is a bad idea but a Rugged Maniac is a good idea.

As we closed out the route we made a trip past both Orange Theory and O2 fitness. No balls to the wall at O2 since no one was there. We thought the ferns had talked everyone’s ears off but the sign on the door indicated that O2 does not open until 0800 on Saturday. Guess Lisa and the ferns need their beauty sleep.

Warm Up: Good mornings, high knees, butt kickers, SSH, IW
The Workout: 5 mile loop for some.

Scout run: Left below Dicks. Left at the next traffic light. Stay straight until Ivy Arbor Way. Turn left onto Ivy Arbor Way. Follow Ivy Arbor into 12 Oaks. Run about 1/2 mile turn left and then a quick right. Do a little jig right there. Follow until the end of the road and make a left. Run up the hill to the traffic circle and make a left on Green Oaks. We ran Green Oaks to Thomas Mill and then the group split. Some ran up Thomas Mill and some ran all the way Irving by the Credit Union. Met back up to compare distances at Thomas Mill and Irving. Ran down past Starbucks to O2 and turned around. Ended up with 6 miles. The new projected route will be good route with sidewalks the whole way and light traffic. No crossing 55. Will need maybe 1 more scout run laster this week or next saturday.

Mary: She wasn’t at 02 either
Announcements: Next saturday yard work at Crablegs. More details this week. Crablegs putting together a team for ALS walk. More details to follow.
Prayer: Crablegs, Shredder, Runners tomorrow at Tobacco Road 1/2  and full

DJ Pikachu

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YHC hadn’t Q’d in a while and wanted to make sure fritter was extra hard this week, so he asked Dawgpound for the Crazy Ivan Q early in the week. The morning almost ended with a Midget fartsack on the Q thanks to a faulty phone, but thankfully YHC woke up without an alarm at 4:44 – plenty of time to make 5:05 EC start. Crazy Time was sadly missed but The Sir Dawgpound held down the fort on that one.

Poor notes were taken regarding EC attendance – the ones that mattered for fritter were there (YHC and Dawgpound to stay current and Aquaman and ShamWow for new entry) and they were joined by a good contingency of at least Dumbo and Pablo.

Since Crazy Ivan is known for it’s DJs, YHC decided to plan a special playlist.

Warm Up:

Pax were asked to partner up with an accountability partner of similar speed and we were off.

We started in silence (music wise at least) – SSH x15 IC. At this point the mumble chatter was pretty strong because of the silence (despite YHC’s speaker) so the playlist was fired up.

Shake It Off – T Money (Taylor Swift)

We did some more warm up – Fazio Arm Circles, Mountain Climber x10 IC, Standard Merkin x10 IC, Michael Felps (to shake it off some).

The Workout:

We then moved into the thing – one partner does a workout with the kettlebell, the other runs a lap around the parking lot. Switch when the running partner is back, and change workouts when the song changes.

Fourth Of July – Fall Out Boy

Kettlebell swings. These got old

The Man – The Killers

Here’s where we mixed it up. Partners stopped running and we did a themed workout. Plankjacks throughout the song, burpees every time the word man is said. This ended the mumble chatter (well, other than the complaining).

Blank Space – T Money

More Taylor to keep Dawgpound happy so he’ll let me Q again sometime. We did Turkish Getups to feel manly while listening to this.

Rockstar – Nickelback

Pistol Rows at Dumbo’s suggestion. These also got old.

Thunder – Imagine Dragons

Here we go again – bring in the partners, no running. Hold Plank during song, Merkin everytime Thunder is said.

Like a Boss – The Lonely Island

Short song. Curls with partners running. Fun song to introduce the pax to.

Flower (B-Sides) Bring Sally Up – Moby (Not that Moby)

Pax was getting the hang of things now. No running – squats to bring sally up/bring sally down.

I’m On A Boat – The Lonely Island

Another fun song to introduce the pax to.

In  The End – Linkin Park

Single legged deadlifts.

Thunderstruck – AC/DC

Another classic, but a different workout. LBCs throughout, Turkish Getup (unweighted) everytime Thunder/Thunderstruck is said.
Mary:

Despite the protests of the pax Thunderstruck did not count as Mary. We ended with some Pickle Pounders, Heels to the Heavens, and weighted World War 2s.
Announcements:

See Slack/FB. Q School and Mason Dixon Convergence.
Prayer:

Shredder, Crab Legs, unspoken.

 

Always an honor and privilege men – thank you.

Detective Dawgpound

Dawgpound’s alarm went off at 3:45 this morning.  Something was not sitting right with me.  I just didn’t know what was wrong… yet.  I arrived promptly at Crazy Time at 4:26.  I was starting to get concern for the Q wasn’t anywhere to be found.  I finally knew why I felt unsettled this morning.  I journeyed back to my car to grab my phone to see if anything on the Slack Verse mentions why Pikachu was missing.  No information was present there.  I then said a quick prayer and started the workout.

Warm Up:

Since I now had my phone I started up “Post Malone Essentials”. I highly recommend this playlist.

Side Straddle Hops
Fazio Arm Circles
Daisy Pickers
Michael Phelps

The Workout:

I split up the 100 Diamond Merkins, 200 Pickle Pounders and 300 Monkey Humpers into 10 sets.  I’ll tell you what 30 Monkey Humpers gets tough after set 4.  At least it did for this detective.

Mary:

I proceeded to Ivan EC and also started to think about what my Emergency Q will be if Pikachu failed to show up there.  Lucky three minutes till the start of EC Pikachu showed.  It turns out it was a case of the sleeping through the alarm.  Luckily he woke up on his own in time for EC and Ivan.

Mystery Solved.

Announcements:
Prayer:

Disney’s very own has the Q

Did you know that Dumbo was Walt Disney’s favorite movie he made?  Seems like a fitting place for YHC’s virgin Q.  Thanks for the opportunity to lead you 31 Pax.

EC: Aquaman, Bulls Eye, Dahmer, Dawgpound, Maybelline, Nemo, Pikachu, ShamWow!, Warbucks

Warm Up: Quick mosey through the half pipe and back to the parking lot.  PAX circled up for the following: 24 SSH IC, 12 Good Mornings IC, 10 Fozio Arm Circles IC (forwards and backwards), Michael Phelps OYO, 10 Burpees OYO

The Workout: Mosey over to the big parking lot at the high school for 4 Corners with an accountability partner.  Pax did the following at each corner: 5 burpees, 10 plank jacks & 20 WWII.  Round 1 we moved between corners jogging on the long side and sprinting on the ‘short’ side.  For round 2 we replaced the 20 WWII with Al Gore for a 20 count.

Having finished round 2 it was time for a change of scenery so we moseyed back to the soccer fields.  With your accountability partner, one PAX runs to the middle of the soccer field while the other does balls to the wall on the fence.  We did two rounds of this.

Mary: PAX did 15 diamond merkins while YHC retrieved his phone for COT.  We then did the following: 20 Low Slow Flutter, 20 Homer to Marge, 20 Pickle Pounder, 10 Homer to Marge, 10 Pickle Pounders and Have A Nice Day!

Announcements: Check Slack/Facebook.  F3 Dad’s Camp registration opens soon.

Prayer: Moby’s father, Double D and his family.

YHC finished the morning with a few words about Lent.  During this time in the church year we are striving to either remove the things that keep us from being close to God OR to take on new things that would bring us closer to God.  That corresponds with this week QSource topic (The Jester) as well.  We all have things that keep us from being as close to God as we could be.  I challenge all of us to spend some time thinking about what they are for you and committing to work on them.  YHC took us out.

Thanks again for the opportunity to lead you men.  I will do better next time!

45 minute Abs

16 pax showed up on brisk 34 degree day. 8 for EC.  Was a pleasure to lead this am.  Thanks for the support.

Warm Up:Jog over bridge to lot. 20 SSH IC, 10 Good Morning, 20 Fazio arm circles, 10 IW, 10 Hillbillies, some hip and lower back stretches, 20 LBC IC.
The Workout:On side of hill did clock merkins 5 each at 12, 3,6,9,9,6,3,12.  7’s – 7 lbcs, run up hill backwards, 7 dips. 7 times.back over bridge to rock pile.  Did some sort of Indian run jack webb. In a line we did 1 curl 3 overhead press, passed rock to left and repeat until through the line. To tennis courts we went. Circled up and did Captain Therkins to 7. 1 big boy sit-up,4 American hammers IC, 5 merkins. Repeat to 2,8. 3,12 etc.. 10 burpees, 10 heels to heaven, 10 Freddie mercurys, 20 one leg homer to marge.

Mary: was incorporated in workout.
Announcements:carpex F3 dads 9am bond park, March 30th convergence pulley park 7am 6am EC.
Prayer: fedex son Stargazer, shredder, crablegs and his buddy’s family. 9 yr old Jameson( movement to perform random acts of kindness this week). All other non communicated prayers.

I apologize id I missed something