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Have you lost your mind?

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Today was my first Q as AO Site Lead for Disney. It’s an honor to take this location over. It’s got a long history of beat downs and just the space you have to work with is unmatched to any other AO in SW. Overhearing conversations last week, and picking up from my last Q here that was character themed, I listened to Dawg talking about the street artists at the Park… Let’s see what we can do with that…

FNGs: NADA
Warm Up: Quick Mosey, Good Morning, SSH, Frankenstein, Sir Fazio, Overhead Claps, Seal Claps. Let’s go.
The Workout:

1st Stop: The Bowl – Q split the PAX down the middle and groups were instructed to up one side 5 merkins, down and up the other 5 merkins – That’s 1.  Continue to 5 for a total of 50 Merkins.

Regroup and form 1 line for Bataan Death March. (Those unfamiliar – Leader sprints out from line, runs to back, as he passes the line the next person up sprints out, and so on and so on..) Continued to the large lot at the School. As we made our way through the lot, Q called out corner locations as landmarks.

2nd Stop: Circle in front of the school. Count off by 2’s.

Group 1 – Plank walk around the circle curb; Group 2 – 3 corners as a group in the parking lot – Counterclockwise. Corner 1 10 Star Jumps, Corner 2 10 Squats, Corner 3 10 Plank Jacks IC.

Switch & Repeat following clockwise

Group Moved to adjacent circle’s curb – Crab walk around the circle – 3 moves, 3 baby-dips. Group 2 Back around the parking lot again for same exercises above. This is where shit hit the fan…. Everyone started complaining and I thought my plans would go off the rails… (Note to first-time Q’s. When people start bitching you usually have a stellar thang going…. Work through it… Press on…) Both groups did some level of modification and some picked up on my plans and supported with a mosey around the circle!

I tried, Hidden Mickey!

 

Enough of that. Mosey back to the flag

 

Mary: WWI x20, LBC x20 IC, 6 inch hold 10 counts (x3), LSF IC x20, HND.
Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition): Flo-Jo. Dude powered through the first traffic circle. I think he was the only one to make it all the way around with no break!
Prayer: YHC took us out

Disappearing T-Back at R4TJ

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EC: Banana Seat, Cupid, Dawgpound, Emeril, McNugget, Pikachu, Redenbacher

Noticeable abscences:  Dumbo and Mookie

FNGs: Not today

Warm Up: YHC felt like I cheated the PAX last week so we started off with 10 X SSH and 10 X Frankenstein IC

The Workout:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mary: MIA

Announcements: Check Slack and FB

T-Claps (Recognition): All PAX for picking up the 6 today. Pikachu and Cupid for the push up the hills for YHC.

Prayer: Pablo, Particle Board, Rainmaker, Cupid, Martini. Coal Ash’s Grandma, Skidmark and his family with their new baby today, unspoken.

YHC took us out. Thank you for the opportunity to lead.

Moist Bear Crawls

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EC: Dumbo, Emeril, Dawgpound, Redenbacher
FNGs: none
Warm Up: Moseyed over to the Goodwill parking lot.
15 SSH
10 Imperial Walkers
10 Hillbillies
10 Windmills.
The Workout: Continued mosey over to the road to nowhere. It went like this:
Bear crawl from the bottom to the stop sign. 10 squat exercises. Lunge back to the bottom. 10 merkin exercises. Rinse and repeat. About half way through, some PAX decided that bear crawls might mess up their manicure, so they opted to run up to the stop light and back.
After a few rounds of this, it was time to head back. Moseyed to the Goodwill parking lot. YHC felt bad that the runners missed out on the bear crawls, so we did 10 Mountain Climbers, 10 Merkins, 10 Mountain Climbers and 10 Merkins before heading back for Mary.
Mary: Started with a little yoga and runner’s stretch. 15 WWIIs, 10 Box Cutters, 10 Homer to Marges, 10 Freddie Mercurys, 10 Pickle Pounders, 10 Mountain Climbers.
Announcements: Go check out the Schoolhouse AO at Garner Magnet HS on Wednesdays. Bass Lake mulch sign up is up. We use this trail, let’s give back!
T-Claps (Recognition): Tent City for coming out from Garner! Also, everyone that faced the rain and beat the fartsack this morning.
Prayer: Martini, Pablo and Oboe for loss in families.  YHC took us out.

A Sisyphus inspired workout

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11 PAX and 1 dog posted at Disney for a Sisyphus inspired Q.

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Lap around the soccer field.  Circle up for the following exercises in cadence: SSH, Windmill, Good Morning, SirFazio Arm Circles
The Workout: Mosey to the bottom of the lot to select a rock for today’s workout.  Start on walkway around the soccer field, stop at the first corner for RuttRows ICx10.  Continue around soccer fields, john cusak the rocks, until we reached the split in the path with the hill.  Partner up for a Dora 1-2-3 (shared exercises of 100 goblet squats, 200 overhead presses, 300 curls for the girls), partner 1 ran started the exercises while partner 2 ran down the hill to complete 5 merkins and run back up to switch.  Once all groups were finished, continue to john cusak around the soccer fields stopping along the way to do: Merkins with 1 hand on the rock (10 each side), Midget cookie pouches, tricep extensions.  Once we made it back to the bathroom building we regrouped with our partners to complete 2 rounds of each: partner 1 hold BTTW while partner 2 did LSF while holding the rock x10 in cadence, partner 1 hold peoples chair while partner 2 did Homer 2 Marge with the rock in their lap.  Return the rocks and back to the flag for Mary
Mary: All exercises in cadence: LSF x 20, Box Cutter x20, pickle pounders x10
Announcements: check slack and FB
Prayer: Martini’s Family, Pablo’s Family, Cupid’s Family, First Responders

Bounds & Strides

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FNGs:

Nope.
Warm Up:

Warm up lap with SSH x20 IC, 5x burpees, 10x Daisy Pickers IC, 10x Merkins, and 10x Frankensteins.

The Workout:

We moseyed over to the large parking lot where YHC lead the group through a lap with some cone markings. Pax did an exercise of their choosing x10 in the far corner from the cones – exercises repeated each lap.

After the first lap the next three laps had pax bounding through the first half of the cone runway. The following three laps were counterclockwise and had pax striding through the entire length of the cone runway.

Pax took a cooldown around the course and then met at the bottom of the road coming off the ramp. After a squat hold it was a jailbreak to the basketball court via the road.

Mary:

We circled up on the courts for a little yoga – runner’s pose and pidgeon pose.

Announcements:

RUNE

T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

Modify as Needed

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YHC started the pre-blast talking up the route on Crossway but I had to modify my route and cut through the greenway. Cowboy decided to join me and it was great catching up with him along the way.

EC: Aquaman, Bernie, Boy George, Coal Ash, Cupid, Dawgpound, Emeril, Pablo, Redenbacher, Skidmark

FNGs: Not today

Warm Up: Say Whaa

The Workout: Reverse Turkey Leg was the route

 

 

 

 

 

Mary:  MIA

Announcements: Rune, check Slack and Facebook

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer: Pablo, Particle Board, Rainmaker for the loss of their mother. Cupid for the recent loss of his Gran Dad. Unspoken.

YHC took us out. Always an honor to lead

Pyramids and Animal Suicides

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EC EC:Dawgpound Emeril Vasoline
EC: Dahmer, This is when Emeril and Vasoline defected to Cletus
Yoga EC: Dawgpound
FNGs: Not today

Warm Up:

A quick lap around the parking lot and circled up for the original South Wake Warmup

20 Side Straddle hops
10 Good Mornings
10 Forward/Backward Fazio Arm Circles
10 Hillbillies
10 Imperial Walkers

The Workout:

It was an ambitious workout. This thing evolved throughout the week. I removed Turkish Getups and replaced them with Thrusters. I was going to have sprints and then I thought when was the last time we did a good bit of bear crawls. With RUNE going on we need to make sure we work on strength and not just running. I was hoping more guys would have been here instead of just running.

We worked on our duck walk form.  We want to look more like this:

I thought I started out good but lost form as I went. It is a lot harder then I’m used to.

Each of the suicides was an out and back. We went to two spots, then four, then 6, then 8, and finally 10 spots.

3 Thrusters Each Arm
Crab Walk 2 spots
3 Thrusters Each Arm
5 Man O Makers
Crab Walk 2 spots
Bear Crawl 4 spots
3 Thrusters Each Arm
5 Man O Makers
10 Midget Cookie Pouches
Crab Walk 2 spots
Bear Crawl 4 spots
Gorilla Run 6 spots
3 Thrusters Each Arm
5 Man O Makers
10 Midget Cookie Pouches
20 Two-handed Swings
Crab Walk 2 spots
Bear Crawl 4 spots
Gorilla Run 6 spots
Duck Walk 8 spots
3 Thrusters Each Arm
5 Man O Makers
10 Midget Cookie Pouches
20 Two-handed Swings
30 Cleans
Crab Walk 2 spots
Bear Crawl 4 spots
Gorilla Run 6 spots
Duck Walk 8 spots
Bunny Hop 10 spots
3 Thrusters Each Arm
5 Man O Makers
10 Midget Cookie Pouches
20 Two-handed Swings
Crab Walk 2 spots
Bear Crawl 4 spots
Gorilla Run 6 spots
Duck Walk 8 spots
3 Thrusters Each Arm
5 Man O Makers
10 Midget Cookie Pouches
Crab Walk 2 spots
Bear Crawl 4 spots
Gorilla Run 6 spots
3 Thrusters Each Arm

We ran out of time to finish the whole thing. It is a bummer. I will revisit this again and maybe we will get through the whole thing.

Mary:

One Set of Midget Love Handles

Announcements:

Check your local slack channel.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer:

The McKeon Boys
Martini

10 seconds to spare

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YHC was pretty excited to be returning to the gloom with his fellow brothers after 3 months of quarantine.  I wasn’t looking forward to the early wake-up call, hence I showed up at 5:29 and 50 seconds.  However, we started on time!

FNGs: I would have been in trouble if we did, considering there was no time for a pre-claimer.
Warm Up: Couple Loops around Ting with stopping points for SSH x25, IW/HB x10, Mountain Climbers x15
The Workout: Coach wasn’t happy with the performance over the last 3 months and called for 30 minutes of Suicides.  We started on Court 1 and did our first set of suicides with 5 merkins at the start line each time. Coach was displeased with the lack of hands touching the white lines and called for a second set of suicides with 5 merkins.  Coach was happy with that round and took us out of Court 1. On the way out a friendly Pokemon noticed our direction was towards Court 2 and said “It would be cruel if we go to the next court and do the same thing”.  Pokemon must have known the Coach to well and called it out! Court 2 we switched it up and did the suicides with 5 burpees. Coach wasn’t happy with the amount of time it took and called for a second set with Turkish Get Ups. Still not happy with the time, he called for a fast round of only suicides.  We left Court 2 and headed for Court 3, cause why not?  Court 3 only had 2 tennis courts, so we had to step it up a notch. Suicides had to be completed in less than 90 seconds. The first one was so close, at 92 seconds. The next one was an all out by the Pax. Coach was so proud of his men, he told them we could do a cool down lap around ting at an 8:30 pace
Mary: Yoga
Announcements: F3 Dad’s Camp is happening, Rune
T-Claps (Recognition): PAX putting in some serious miles last week! We had a lot of weekly distance PR’s!
Prayer: Draper’s Father, Wallaby, Pablo/Particle Board/Rainmaker & Martini’s Families who lost their Mother’s this past week

“Careful What You Ask For” or “EC + LC = WTF”

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FNGs: None
Warm Up:
Aww that’s cute

The Workout:
Constant “real” Indian Run. No “tighten it ups allowed”. Ran from parking deck to cemetery to Bombshell to Walgreens to cemetery, to parking deck. 3 miles total running. Every time LC got to the front of the PAX, we immediately stopped, no rest, did a(1 exercise) x 25 in cadence of the following at every stop:

SSH
HillyBillys
Sumo Squats
WW2
Boat/Canoe
Durkin
PlankJacks
BTW(shouldertaps)
LBC
Good Morning
Sir Fozey Arm Circles(50)
Russian American Hammer
Squats
Burpees

The finisher:
Did not go as planned. The plan was to do burpees (5) each time LC ran to the front. Flanigan took one for the team and easily out sprinted YHC all the way to only allow for 10 OYO burpees total.

Cool down:
Dawgpound actually started his cool down at around 5:38am. He then led us all through a series of bro’ga exercises to finish off the morning.

Mary:
Who Dat?

Announcements:
Rune.  Happy Birthday @Pikachu

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer:
Pablo, Particle Board and Rainmaker.  Dawgpound brother-in-law marriage. Where is Crablegs? Word is he got a sweet new lesbian sled(Subaru).  Martini.

Was a pleasure to put these great men through a little pain and a lot of fun. Thank you

 

A Proper Backblast

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10 Pax presented themselves this fine morning to exercise the mind, body, and spirit. Joyful comradery and scholarly conversation was abundant this morning as Pax navigated along the route honoring Ursa Major. Members of the organization supported and encouraged each other the route. The conversations, while scholarly and thought provoking, also allowed for debate. We concluded with a trust circle that gave gentlemen the opportunity to share their feelings in safe and secure place empowered by fellow men. We enjoyed tea at Starbucks at the conclusion.

EC: Emeril, Banana Seat, Cupid, Full House, Pikachu, Skidmark

FNGs: Unfortunately no
Warm-up: Calisthenics: Mountain People, Regal Wayfarers, Appendage circles, Mountain ascenders
The Workout: Ursa Major 5.2 miles
Mary: Yoga
Announcements: Rune
T-Claps (Recognition): Full House just pushing through
Prayer: McKeon family, Full House’s wife’s uncle, Martini’s mom