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Record Attendance at Ivan

It was a big day.  Record attendance at Ivan, Clydesdale duel and Fritter shirts are in.

Warm Up:

Quick lap around the parking lot and then circled up for the following:
Side Straddle Hop
Mo Rocking Night Club
BatWing
10 Fazio Arm Circles Forward
10 Fazio Arm Circles Backward
10 Seal Claps
10 Overhead Claps

The Workout:

Well there was a lot more people than, the workout the Q had planned, could handle.  Audible to the following Dora to get things started.

Partner Up.  Each Pax in the group did 100 Swings, 60 Pistol Rows and 60 Bench Presses.  While one pax was doing the exercises the other pax John Cusack, Tricep Extension or Bicep Curled themselves around the parking lot.

We then circled up to the following.  I’m going to miss something so I apologize ahead of time.

10 Man O Makers.  Boy I love this exercise.
Midget Love Handles
Seated Shoulder Presses
Flat on your back Kettlebell raise with crunch
Mini Turkish Getups.  This is a fantastic Ab exercise.
LBCs
Low Slow Flutter Kicks
Low Slow Pickle Pounders
Midget Love Handles

Mary:

Yoga stretches to prepare ourselves for the duel to follow Cletus.

Announcements:

ATT Run tomorrow.

Prayer:

Jimmer who had eye surgery.
Moby’s dad
Crab legs
Burford and his recovery
Shredder
Everyone to have a healthy run tomorrow.

Coupons Back at Possum Trot (Double D happy)

Warm Up:  Jog around tennis courts; circle up in parking lot with 20 SSH, 10/10 Fazio Arm, 10 Vegetation Grabbers, 10 Hillbillies, Static Arm Stretches, 10 Windmills, 10 Good am.

The Workout:  3 Firehoses, 40lb dumbbells and a PVC pipe filled with water were used by PAX throughout the work that began at the parking lot.  PAX carried coupons to the lower area near the snack building.  Dropped the coupons and headed over to the hill by the fence for 11’s with merkins at the bottom of the hill and LBCs at the top.  Long 10-count on the last merkin for good measure.  Mosey to the snack building and performed BTTW and Seated Chair 3X each with counts of 10, 15 and 20 by Dauber.  Looking at the glorious coupons, Dauber diced the PAX into 4 groups of three.  The idea was each PAX grabbed one coupon and jogged around the snack building 1-2X while the other PAX member cranked out various exercises called by a PAX/Dauber.  Exercises included Burpees, LBCs, Pickle pounders, Prisoner Squats, low-slow flutters, etc. ranging from 10-30 count.  Modify loved the Pickle-pounder cadence/count – 30?   Lots of happy PAX breaking a sweat for sure in the balmy 50 degrees.  Coupons were dropped as Dauber had PAX conduct 10 L/R leg-ups on the wall.  Double D took over for Dauber as he shedded clothing and cranked out Derkins/Erkins.  PAX mosey to the beginning of the wall and began a crossover hand maneuver along the wall to the end navigating through a set of steps.  Dauber led the PAX back to the start and set up in a derkin position with the intent of having PAX crawl under the tunnel that was formed.  Unfortunately, one PAX decided to not follow directions and threw that idea out the window by placing their hands back on the wall and performing erkins.  Regardless, PAX added to their arm workout.  DoubleD and LED helped roll up the hoses and PAX carried remain7coupons up the road back to the main parking lot near Dauber’s car.  PAX held squat until the 6th joined in.  Thinking we were close to Mary, Dauber decided to take the PAX on a cool-down jog back around the tennis courts.  And then he spotted the big hill:  opportunity to do at least one bear crawl up the hill; 10 dips on the guardrail (OYO) and safely hopped over said guardrail and ran down the sidewalk back to the bottom of the hill.  No time for Rinse/Repeat.  Mosey to tennis courts for Mary.

Mary:  Various core exercises including box-cutters, LBCs, WWIIs and then YOGA.  Dauber needed help remembering the names of the poses:  Warrior I, II, Downward dog, cobra, Pigeon, chaturanga,

Announcements:  ATT on Saturday – See Slack; lots of announcements on FB too.

Prayer:  Double D’s dad, Shredder, Moby’s dad, Brexitt, lots of injuries (PAX, family); LED spoke about a family in need and how men were already stepping up with meals/gift cards.  Dauber took us out in prayer.

NOTE:  no EC Run today although LED was ready to go…sorry no Fritter Foundation

Additionally, During name-o-rama, PAX finished with their hospital names.  Interesting fact:  we have a Junior among us (as in first name Junior).  Getting to know our brothers.

Q-Source:  Catan had 4 PAX including Gump, Double D, Modify and Dauber.  Discussed Preparedness.  Nice discussion on “getting right, living right, leading right and leaving right.”

Huge pleasure leading these men.  Thank you.  Dauber

No Extra Time for You!

I pulled up to setup and there were a lot cars there already.  This means EC happened. I though wasn’t there so the EC list is probably wrong.

Congratulation Breach for joining the Fritter Foundation!!

EC: Breach, Pikachu, Skidmark, Chips, Deadbolt (Did Cletus though instead of Ivan)

Warm Up:

Ran to the parking lot to pick up Chips.  He was just taking his time making his way to the playground.  Ran back to the playground and circled up for a quick warm up.

30 Side Straddle Hops
Good Mornings
10 Reverse Merkins
30 Kettlebell Swings

The Workout:

Partnered up for TRX/Kettlebell Stations

TRX Station 1:
Atomic Pushup.         — Timer 20 Reps
Kettlebell Chest Press

TRX Station 2:
Row
Kettlebell rows
TRX Station 3:
Tricep Press
Kettlebell Tricep Extension
Battle Rope Station
Alternate Rope
Low slow flutter
Pit: – Each Pax did three rounds in the pit
Pull ups
Jump Rope

Ran to the wall of the pavilion to do some much needed balls to the wall.  3 Pax Members counted down from 10.

Ran back to the stations for the following.  During the following section the Q asked for extra time.  Not much love was given for the following request.  Apparently F3 workouts start and end on time.    🤷‍♂️

TRX Station 1:
Cable Cross         — Timer 20 Reps
Kettlebell Chest Press
TRX Station 2:
Ts to Is
Kettlebell Bent over Rows
TRX Station 3:
Bicep Row
Kettlebell Bicep Curls
Battle Rope Station
Thunder claps
Kettlebell Swing
Pit: – Each Pax did three rounds in the pit
Pull ups
Jump Rope

Mary:

Midget Love Handles

Announcements:

See Slack/Facebook
Start of no phone time from 6 to 8
Crazy Ivan Q Sheet is live

Prayer:

Chips neighbor friend going through a rough point in their marriage

Maybe It’s Maybelline

24 present at COT and 27 total for the run this morning. Various places and distances. Beautiful morning. Wondered who was up ahead and the comment was “maybe it’s Maybelline.”

Warm Up: Gump did his best virgin Q impersonation.
The Workout: miles miles miles
Mary:
Announcements:
Prayer: Moby’s dad, Dauber’s colleague that passed away, Full House’s father (if I remember correctly)

Take Care of My Baby! says R22

Warm Up: Dauber warmed us up with every thing from a run around the track, Windmills, SSH, some good stretches
The Workout: Don’t drop R22’s baby or you will have to do 5 Burpees each time….we did a lot of burpees.

  • Got in line for Duck and Weave. Last person in line had to duck walk and meander through the pax. Baby was dropped a few times.
  • Bear crawl and crawl-bear back while one PAX carried and shared Baby
  • Quick feet half way around the island curb, Baby was dropped. Irkins and ____ rounded the circle.
  • Rock pick up with around-the-horn exercise call outs (Freddie Mercury, Alphabet Soup, biceps, triceps, rows, shoulder presses, lap around the field, more burpees) from the PAX who were carrying Baby.
  • Indian run carry baby back to the tennis courts

Mary: Around the horn while tossing Baby. More burpees.
Announcements: Respect to POTS! Follow FB and Slack for announcement reminders
Prayer: Gump to us out. Buford, Randy and his family, struggling marriages,

5 PAX for GOAT warm-up, 6 Miles of ‘Yo Momma’, and a 2nd F

Rolled into Womble 10 minutes before start. Skies were clear and the air was a brisk 27 degrees. Shovel flag planted. Perfect ingredients to start YHC’s favorite day of the week. Four additional PAX rolled in determined to hold me accountable and ensure we’d get our 6 miles and a sunrise together.

Warm Up: YHC decided to augment the warm up this morning due to the dip in temperature and to rule out any additional layers that would be needed prior to the run. Did a full loop around the soccer fields with GOAT (12-Count) cadenced exercises at the 4 corners of the loop. First corner-Side Straddle Hops, Second corner-Imperial Walkers, Third corner- Hillbillies, Forth corner-Squats.  PAX then performed butt kickers and Frankensteins back to the parking lot. While in squat hold, YHC explained the morning route-Standard route, counterclockwise around Bass Lake with the back door Sugg Farm trail exit back to Womble.

The Workout: Finally, a Sunday morning void of rain, snow, and muddy trails. Nothing but hard pavement and frozen trails this morning. PAX made their way down the greenway with Lipstick and Bobby Dall leading the way and picking up the six at periodic points along the trail. Dauber, Forceps, and YHC  paced shortly behind while exchanging some quality mumblechatter. YHC shared a proud parental moment of the week by relaying that my youngest has an uncanny ability to deliver quality on-point ‘Yo Momma’ jokes. This was brought to light earlier this week when her coaches explained to my M that she had them rolling all week with her hidden talent. Still not sure whether to be embarrassed or to laugh, but leaning towards the latter. This conversation then triggered several additional ‘Yo Momma’ classics along the trail. As we rounded the first bend along the trail, Forceps felt some pain (or maybe it was the jokes) and decided against the hills, so he and Dauber proceeded back to the greenway and would meet them back for COT.  YHC proceeded forward and caught back up with Lipstick and Bobby Dall, who had ventured back to pick up the six. PAX moved to the Sugg Trail, where Lipstick gave Bobby Dall and I a preview of BRR and a lesson on ‘handling’ a hill. Sprinting up the hill, Lipstick continued a strong pace beyond a glow of yellow ahead. The silhouette was familiar in the distance and as the yellow approached closer, we discovered it was Brexit, who was fresh off 11-miles of his own (great work!). Had a quick chat and ventured down the home stretch..

PAX proceeded back to Womble the long way around the baseball fields and circled up for some stretches.

Mary: Good Mornings X12, Right over Left X10 (2 additional for former Patriot\Bills player- Doug Flutie), Left over Right x10 (2 additional for Flutie). *Discovered on the run Lipstick is a Bills fan. Pigeon Stretches Right X12\Left X12, Cobra Stretch x12, Downward Dog x12, Michael Phelps to close it out.

Announcements: LAR (Long Ass Run) in a few weeks (2/9), can bike or run, 2nd F after. Shout out to Dauber’s daughter who made State- running healthy and shaving time off her current runs. 2nd-F at Dunkin Donuts for all 5 PAX- where we were later met by Slide Rule and his 2.0-Julius.

Prayer: Continued health for PAX, those experiencing marital issues, and additional prayers for family members with illness.

She Thinks my Shoulders are Sexy

Great Job today guys!  25 pax including 2.0 Sandlot

9 pax for EC- Fonzie,  Slide Rule wearing breathtaker, Pablo, Dumbo, The Natural, Messi, H1N1,Roger Roger, LED

 

Warm Up:jog to concession stand. 20IC SSH, 10-forward 10- reverse fazio arm circles, 10 count good morning, shoulder and arm stretches, 10 merkins, 20 wall planks IC
The Workout:mosey to tennis courts, count off in 2’s

burpee break down

1st round

1- balls to wall shoulder taps while

2- jog to 1st line, 2nd line…3rd and 4th doing following respectively

4 merkins, 8 in/outs, 12 squats, 16 burpees returning to start each time with backwards run

Switch and repeat

2nd round

1-WWII

2- jog to 4th line, 3rd line…2nd and 1st doing the following respectively

4 burpees, 8 squats, 12 in/outs, 16 merkins

Switch and repeat

4 corners modified

bear crawl to 1st line

10 star jumps

bear crawl to 2nd line

10 star jumps, 20 plank jacks

bear crawl to 3rd line

10 star jumps, 20 plank jacks, 30 SSH

bear crawl to 4th line

10 Star jumps, 20 plank jacks, 30 SSH, 40 alternating lunges

Mary: circles up and took turns through the pax calling set of 10 exercise including the following

alphabet bowelsx2, burpees, American hammers, box cutters, Freddy Mercury, SSH, monkey jumpers, pickle pounders, and one leg merkins

Announcements:long ass att run feb 9th, healing transitions clothes and health product collection Friday at Cletus. Work out at 2:30 Friday, Dauber led q source directly after

Prayer: led by Roger Roger The father of a couple in our small group that is solo for next 2 weeks while wife is having medical treatment.  Dumbos knee and quick healing

Tea for One under a Full Moon

Warm Up:  Static Stretches

The Workout:  One PAX arrived 10 mins early (on-time) and began warming up in the -2.2 deg C temps under a gorgeous full moon.   With no sign of other F3 bruvva, Dauber stepped in as Q and began the Murph:

1 Mile Run

100 Pull-ups ( 90% assisted)

200 Various Versions of Merkins (wide, diamond, hand-release, standard, derkins too)

300 Squats (standard, prisoner)

1 Mile Run (one minute slower)

Lots of time to take in the surroundings.  I imagined what John Deere would be observing at this point:   futbol lads practising on the pitch; less then a score of HSRC were scurrying about; a HSPD bobby was catching up on paperwork in his parked jam butty; and a scoundrel was vaping in the shadows of the clubhouse.  Torn between the sordid cherry vape stench and a delightful wood-burning stove aroma, Dauber kept his olfactory sense in check and pondered if an F3 brother grunts while doing an exercise on an empty playground, does the grunt really account for a sound?  I wish I had the playlist from Mookie at Any Given Sunday.

Mary:  More Static Stretches

Announcements:  None

Prayer:  Unspoken

Cheers Mates!  (Dauber Q)

No disrespect JD…safe travels

We start at what time?

Loads of Pax out on a great morning for running. Start times ranged from 5:10 to 6am with mileage from 3 to 15. A good group of pax were present for a 6am warm up.

Warm Up:

SSH x10 IC

Frankenstein walk halfway down parking lot

Butt kickers back

High knees back down

Mosey back to start – hillbillies x10 IC

Announcements:

Happy birthday Aquaman!

Yoga at 9am at Athletic Lab South Wake lead by Dovetail’s M. First class there is free.

See Slack/Facebook for other announcements.
Prayer:

UTI’s dad – was in hospital yesterday, cause unknown. Is home now.
The Workout:

3 to 15 miles. Great work put in across the board.

Leg Day at Ivan

The third week of the fritter ended with three Pax joining the foundation.  This should be the last heavy leg day until we get through Wrightsville.

EC: Deadbolt, Pac-man, Mookie, Chips, Roger Roger, Wiggly

Warm Up:

Squatter Pyramid
Reverse Merkin
Mo’Rockin Night Club
Daisy Pickers

The Workout:

2 Rounds of the following:

30 Swings
5 Man O Maker
60 Jump Ropes
10 Each Side BriefCase
10 Each Side Halo’s to a Lunge
50 Jump Ropes
10 Each Arm Bent over Row
10 Each Leg Single Leg Deadlift
40 Jump Ropes
10 Double Arm Shoulder Press
10 Kettlebell Sumo High Pull
30 Jump Ropes
10 Each Side Side Step Kettlebell Swing
20 Kettlebell Deadlift
20 Jump Ropes

Mary:

LBC
Low Slow flutter
Homer to Marge
Baby Turkish Getups
LBC
Have a nice day

Announcements:

See Facebook or Slack Announcement section
Fritter Foundation shirt for sale to those who qualify.

Prayer:

Message:  “Be first.  Don’t wait for things to happen to you.”

Buford
Officer from Raleigh recovering from being shot
All first responders