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Devil Burpees!!!

FNGs: none, but welcome back Cobol!!!

The pax were warned this was an homage to my very first f3 workout.  It was led by M4Life, who I thought would attend.  Alas, was not to be.

EC: Shamwow with a mile PR! Maybelline and Slide Rule out there early as well.
Warm Up:

Quick lap, ssh, good mornings, merkins, imperial squat walkers

The Workout:

11s on the Half Pipe

Merkins on one side, wwii on the other.

EC burpee in the middle if you wanted…. Looked like everyone wanted.

Extra trip of 10 each if you finish early.

Shamwow hit his stair goal during this portion.

 

Abyss!

The PAX were introduced to a new workout move, the *Devil Burpee*.  As we all know, the Blue Devil takes the already insufferable Bobby Hurley (slap the floor like a d-bag, then miss a jump shot) and captures the more full essence of Duke with a defensive flip.  So, jump squat+ Turkish get up.

The Devil Burpee adds another layer of d-baggery by adding a Burpee before getting up off the floor (seriously, after flopping, doing push-ups before standing back up, ugh).

These are 100% guaranteed to spike your heart rate or your money back.

 

So, head to bottom of Abyss, 2 Devil Burpees.  Top, x4, Bottom x6, etc.

Stop at the top with 12x Devil Burpees.

Audible was called where the 12 could be skipped if the pax raced someone up the stairs.

Mary:

Traveling Mary!  Start on baseline of field, do 10x Mary exercise, Sprint to mid field.  Repeat x8, sprinting half field each time.

 

Recap:

Holy cow.  My heart rate averaged 141 for this nonsense.  29 flights of stairs, just over 5 miles (including EC), and will over 1k calories burned on the morning.  Great job everyone pushing hard.  Not a lot of mumble chatter, whole lot of really heavy breathing.

 

Announcements:

2.0 Saturday.  Spartan race (see Shamwow, Dahmer)

T-Claps (Recognition): great job to glass jaw pushing himself!  And Shamwow with the mile PR!!

Prayer: Crab legs, Glass Jaw employment opportunity

All these walls for my balls

24 Pax came out this morning to get stronger. 10 for an EC run by Midget’s House. For those of you keeping up, today was Lucky Charm’s last workout at 49. #respect

With today being the last day of Testicular Cancer Awareness Month YHC wanted to appropriately theme the workout. If you haven’t yet – CHECK YOURSELF at least monthly. If you have any questions about what you are doing check with Banana Seat. Thanks for his leadership this month and his dedication to get to all of the AOs and spread the message.

EC: Banana Seat, Pablo, Dumbo, Dahmer, Aquaman, ShamWow, Warbucks, Maybelline, 187, Axe
FNGs: Welcome to FNG Cricket.
Warm Up: All ICx10 – Good Morning, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly’s, Fazio Arm Circles, Seal Claps, Overhead Claps. 5 Bropees (with your partner)
The Workout: Pax took a mosey down the path behind the shopping center to the end. Along the wall we did sets of Balls to the Wall and People’s Chair. Set 1 was done with all 24 Pax making a 10 count and Set 2 was a 5 count.

Pax then mosey to bank parking lot to start the second grouping. Pax start with BALLS – 5 Burpee, 10 American Hammer, 10 LBC, 10 Low Slow Flutter, & 15 SSH. Run to the dumpsters at the other end and repeat BALLS. We did this a total of 2 times at each location running between.

Finishing the previous grouping at the dumpsters, PAX and partner did alternating sets of Balls to the Wall and Squats. Total of 5 sets starting at 25 and decreasing by 5 to 10 (done twice).

Mosey back to the flag for Mary.
Mary: Low Slow Flutter ICx20, Homer 2 Marge ICx10 each leg up and ICx20 regular, Have a Nice Day.
Announcements: 2.0 Workout Saturday, F3 Dad’s Camp Registration
T-Claps (Recognition): Lucky Charm’s
Prayer: CrabLegs, Raleigh PD Office Ainsworth

It was an honor to lead you men this morning. I’ll do better next time.

Thunder at Crazy Ivan; Welcome New Fritters

Arriving at Womble at 0445, I planted the shovel flag (more than once due to winds) and took off jogging testing a gimpy hammy before EC officially started at 0505.  I cruised in at less than 100% but not deterred seeing the glow of Noxgear and headlamps in the parking lot.  I was elated to see my future fritter brothers (Doc, Modify, Cupid and WAIT – Where was R-22?)  Did he succumb to the fart sack?  We had lost a fritter wanna-be the morning before when Beater was unable to get to Disney due to a lot of stuff going on on the home front.  Pikachu, Bullseye and Aquaman had arrived for their fritter too.  It was 0530 and keeping with all AOs, Crazy Ivan began on time, Pikachu led the PAX out toward downtown for the two-mile run.  Note: Maybelline had joined the PAX for EC after hastily parking.  Running alongside the soccer fields, we noticed a silver Pathfinder coming in hot.  I cannot confirm or deny seeing sparks coming from the bottom of the vehicle after navigating over the Womble speed humps.  The driver could have had some experience as a stuntman as he adeptly handled the obstacles.  I did some research and found he had indeed done some driving in Hollywood before.  (See pic below)  Turning around, I saw it was no one other than R-22!  He sped by me as I waved him on pointing him in the direction of the PAX 100 yards ahead of me.  It was going to be a great day knowing R-22 was fritter edible!

 

FNGs:  None and No Merlots

Warm Up:  Pikachu brought the PAX into the parking lot after a nice warm-up run.  R-22 was drenched.  Cars kept coming in to the parking lot.  Anticipating a large turn out, Dauber communicated with Pikachu the night before during the First Responder Training and solidified a co-Q game plan.  In the end, 28 PAX came ready to get “thunder-strucked!”  Dauber had PAX circle up in the parking lot and got their heart rate going with 25 SSH, 10 Seal claps, 10 T-Claps, 10 Cotton-Pickers, 10 Fazio Arm Circles (F/R) and some static arm stretches.  There would be minimal running today so the warm-up focused on arms/shoulders.

The Workout:   Weinkes were created the night before (one workout focusing on Kettle bells, the other on a boot-camp style workout) and discussed as Pikachu took 14 PAX to the adjacent parking lot starting off with build a bears.  An abundance of LBCs, Merkins and Squats were thrown in for good measure.  Dauber began the kettle bell workout with a variety of Kettle bell exercises that included Swings (25), Bus drivers (15), Lawn mowers (10 L/R), Goblet Squats (10+), Figure 8s (10 L/R), Halos (10 L/R), Sumo Squats (10+).  LBCs, SSH, Mountain Climbers were thrown in breaking up the Kettle bell exercises.  Dauber called on Sir Dawgpound sharing his expertise of executing pistol exercises. The planned list on the Weinke went by the wayside as Dauber caught sight of Pikachu coming back from the amphitheater preparing to swap out for kettle bells.  The 80’s/90’s Hair Band continued in the background while Dauber led PAX to the amphitheater for some boot-camp exercises.  Alternating left/right leg step ups; Star Jumps; Merkins; Australian Mountain Climbers; Seated Chair; Balls to the Walls.  Dauber slowed things down and got the PAX stretching with various leg stretches leading to compromising positions and salty mumble chatter.  PAX were in a good mood cutting up while executing Yoga positions like pigeon and cobra.  Mosey back to the parking lot.  Timing was off as Pikachu was leading his PAX in kettle bell movements.  Dauber audibled and began prisoner lunges in the grass protecting our sensitive knees from the asphalt.  Merkins and pickle pounders were thrown in when Pikachu asked if we were going to do Build-A-Bears.  Well of course we were!  Off to the adjacent parking lot.  Build a bears were executed (unlike other group of PAX who executed 1-8 merkins), we executed 1, 2, 4 and 8 merkins (timing you know).

Mary:  Both groups of PAX circled up.  187 did not like yours truly hanging over him while I tried walking behind him near the curb trying to get a peak at the playlist.  (Sorry 187!). Pikachu was very excited looking at his playlist and seeing how close we were to AC/DC – Thunderstruck.  Some plank stretches and plank holds/pickle-pounders were executed before we heard Bon Scott/Brian Johnson lead singer scream out the lyrics to Thunderstruck.  A burpee was executed every time PAX heard the word Thunder/Thunderstruck. For those interested, there are 34X this word is mentioned.  SSH were done during the rest of the song.

Announcements:  We discussed some key takeaways from the First Responder training PAX attended yesterday. One pearl was to know where you are at all times!  When calling 911, follow and answer the Qs of the operator – don’t provide any unnecessary verbiage (the operator is filling in set fields).  Stay calm.  Assess the situation – step back, do not just jump in – You could make things worse and become a victim.  See Slack and FB for announcements!  Come out to Ground pounder and cheer on runners for 8K and 16K.

T-Claps (Recognition):  Cowboy for setting up First Responder Training!

Prayer:  Breach (wearing Breathtaker) took us out.  Unspoken, Crab Legs, Shredder, Moby’s dad…

A Journey to the Abyss

16 PAX, 10 for EC, decided to swallow the DRP, climb out of the fartsack, and post at Disney to get stronger.  Q was happy to see a few brothers (minus 1 fritter quitter) braving their first journey for the coveted Fritter and the best speech zero dollars can buy.

FNGs: None

EC: Doc, Modify, R22, Aquaman, Bullseye, Dauber, Dahmer, Pikachu, Pablo

Fritter Status: New fritters: Doc, Modify, R22, Cupid; Repeat fritter: Aquaman, Bullseye, Dauber, Pikachu; Fritter Quitter: Beater

Warm Up: Led by Emeril: mosey around the baseball field to the small parking lot for a light warm up and a series of stretches.

The Workout: From the parking lot, the PAX moseyed to the Abyss to get the workout started.  Q had conveniently placed two 35lb kettlebells at the top of the abyss to be used throughout the workout.  After arriving,  PAX split into 2 groups and lined up in 2 lines down each side of the stairs.  With the kettlebell, the first PAX did one shoulder press and then passed it to the next PAX in line down the stairs.  PAX were instructed to run to the end of the line down the stairs to continue passing the kettlebell until they reached the bottom.  At the bottom, 5 burpees OYO.  The PAX lined up again to repeat up the stairs but this time with two shoulder presses and then 5 burpees OYO at the top.  Once at the top, PAX partnered up to complete a Dora 1,2,3 (100 merkins, 200 WWII, 300 squats).  Partner 1 started his reps while partner 2 traveled down the abyss into the darkness where they had to complete star jumps (start w/ 5 and add 1 rep for each journey down) until all reps were completed.  PAX were encouraged to carry a kettlebell or two, to keep them company, as they descended into the abyss.  As PAX completed their reps, they were instructed to continue up and down the abyss with the star jumps until all PAX were complete.  On completed, all PAX then moseyed (some carrying the kettlebells) back to the parking lot for Mary.

Mary: All exercises in-cadence for a 20 count: low slow flutter, homer-to-marge, freddie mercury forward and reverse, pickle-pounder

Announcements: PAX are encouraged to step up to Q a workout, CPR/Safety meeting at Fire Station tonight, Check FB and Slack

Prayer: Crab legs and his status in the clinical trial, unspoken prayers…

The house always wins…

Warm Up:

Burpees (5)

SSH x20

Imperial Walkers x15

Windmills x10

Hillbilly x10

Boarding doors closed and we were off to Vegas…

The Workout:

After warm-up, PAX were graciously welcomed after their mosey to the back parking lot at the Methodist Church (AKA Vegas for the day). A game of cards was set up for a high-stakes thang. Here’s how it went down:

PAX split into 2 teams. YHC explained that there were a full deck of cards split between two piles for each team – 1 at the end of the parking lot and one where they arrived. Next to each pile of cards were the instructions outlined below. As each card was drawn, it was matched with the exercise & done as a group IC. Then a sprint down to repeat with the other deck. Rinse and Repeat until time called.  YHC explained that team with the most cards when time is called wins no Burpees.

VALUES:

A – Burpees (10)

K – Plank Jacks (10)

Q – American Hammers (10)

J – Diamond Merkins (10)

10 – Prison Squats (10)

9 –  Hello Dolly’s (9)

8 – Carolina Dry Dock (8)

7 – Burpees (7)

6 – Bobby Hurley’s (6)

5 – Pickle Pounders (5)

4 – Star Jump (4)

3 – Jump Lunge (3)

2 – SSH (20)

Joker (2 in deck) pull another card for exercise & add 5 Burpees

**The House always wins in Vegas** Both teams did 10 Burpees. Let’s just say there were a lot of Burpees done by Team 1. 

Mary:

Plank hold for Flight #6 from Vegas – while Elvis made an appearance

Plank Jacks x20

Figure 8’s x10

LBC x20

Homer to Marge x10 + RL/LL x10 each

Have a nice day.

Announcements:

Dad’s camp sign-up is available. See link in channel.

Prayer:

Crablegs who finds out this week about his next steps in the trials. Others unspoken. YHC took us out.

2 Trains Leave the Station and Bullseye Makes his Mark at Crazy Ivan

With DawgPound looking for an Ivan Q on Sunday for the upcoming Friday workout, slack showed a quick hand raise from Pikachu and a later plan to exchange some kettlebells after the Paradise City workout. Pikachu indicated that he’d be looking for a co-Q (a possible VQ) to join him, and YHC offered to co-Q if he was not able to find one.

Pan to Wednesday night Thunder… I showed with my 2.0, Sprinkles, primarily based on the Pokemon Tom Brady card Pikachu offered in the pre-blast. As I arrived, I was quickly greeted by Pikachu and another 2.0-Bullseye, who I had met at U-Turn the week before. As I have been reading the backblast throughout the week, I noticed that his name keeps turning up and have been impressed by his silent demeanor and effort he is putting in. I know when I was his age, I was lucky if I made it to the bus stop on time. This guy is getting up several hours before and putting the work in and at the same time pushing all of us. Starting to see a trend here as Messi was the first 2.0 I’ve seen frequent the gloom in the early morning hours with H1N1. Same demeanor, same determination to put the work in.

Pikachu then advised, “Hey, by the way, Bullseye is co-Q’ing Friday’s workout with you. Figure out how you want to Q it up.” Crazy Ivan had been putting up some serious PAX numbers in previous weeks..ave- 16-20 and have no doubt that Dunkin Donuts stock will rise several points in the next few months as F3-SouthWake runs on Fritters. Is it the speech? Is it the Fritter? Or is it just the strong desire to get up at 4:30 on Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday and post at Possum, Disney, and Ivan for EC and Main Events?

After some discussion, Bullseye and YHC settled on a reverse Icy-Hot format, where Bullseye would warm ’em up  and cool ’em down w\Mary, while YHC would set up some ‘fun’ activites for the workout in between. With that, it was settled and looked forward to Friday.

With the anticipation of a larger group at Ivan, my instincts focused the workout on some cardio and exercises that would keep the groups together, with some pain mixed in. As I grabbed the ‘weinke,’ with the exercises and schematic of how the exercises would unfold, I noticed a large bucket of chalk on the shelf next to my car window in the garage. Taking a page out of Maybelline’s playbook from Purple Cobra a few weeks back, I grabbed 2 large chalk sticks to transfer my ‘Weinke’ to the pavement of the Ivan Lot. Hopefully the rain would hold….

Arrived to Womble to see a fleet of gazelles wearing light up vests, with several getting their Fritter EC component out of the way. Pulled into the back lot to see more PAX file in one by one, two by two. It was gonna be a great morning and was shaping up to be some record numbers. Grabbed the flag, planted it in the corner of the lot and walked back to Knight Rider, where I had left the 2 sticks of chalk. Started to transfer the weinke onto the pavement and was greeted by UTI as he ran by and commented, “I don’t even want to see the pain you are writing down right now.”

As I was writing things down with the chalk, I thought about an animated British show that I used to watch as a kid. Maybe a favorite of Brexit’s as well, not sure…called “Simon in the Land of Chalk Drawings.” In the show, Simon has a magic chalkboard and whatever Simon draws comes to life.  Sometimes Simon had to be careful what he drew because sometimes the drawings could take on a life of their own. As I sat there, writing down “Shoulder Taps,” “Pickle Pounders,” next to the ‘X,’ I couldn’t help but think that this was about to get real and almost certain to provoke some quality mumble chatter.

Started by drawing an “X” at the start of one line and an “O” on the other about 8ft apart. Then a line with an arrow pointing away from the “X” on one side and another arrow away from the “O” and diagonally toward the back of the “X” line.  The “X” line would be the plank line and the “O” line would be the Kettlebell line.

PAX arrived back from EC. Some additional PAX rolled in, Aquaman moved his truck. After all was said and done, 23 PAX punched their ticket for Crazy Ivan.  PAX then helped move the bells over behind the “O” line. We wouldn’t need all of them, but at least 12. At that point, Pikachu said it was 5:30. My watch said.. 5:29am. Informed Pikachu that he was always ahead of me so wasn’t surprised by what was showing on his wrist. With 40 seconds left before go time, YHC welcomed everyone to Crazy Ivan. This was going to be a special day as it would be co-Q’d by 2.0-Bullseye. Asked if there were any FNG’s. There was one and quickly provided the disclaimer and handed the 22 HIM over to Bullseye for the warm-up.

FNGs: Welcome Weinke (Garden Gnome’s 2.0)

Warm Up: Hot loop around the lot. Circle up for SSH, Merkins. At that point, YHC lost track of the other exercises as I was more focused on “The Natural-esque” cadence count. Bullseye had the cadence down to a science and was counting with precision. Great work!

The Workout:

After being adequately prepped for the main event, PAX were instructed to count off in 2’s. With all the 1’s lined up and all the 2’s lined up, PAX were instructed to Indian Run in opposite directions and meet up at the picnic shelter on the opposite side of the soccer fields. It was like two trains leaving the station, although the 2’s had the longer train track route, so the 1’s were instructed to squat hold for the six at the picnic shelter.

At the foot of the steps of the shelter, PAX were rejoined and instructed to find some open pavement. YHC informed PAX that he really likes time..being on time, good times, etc… so it seemed only fitting to perform some clockwork merkins. As there were 23 PAX that morning, YHC also informed the group that he likes even numbers so we would do clockworks in the following order- 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12. PAX continued in opposite directions on their run back to the Crazy Ivan lot. Once in the lot, PAX performed another set of clockwork merkins in the following order 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11.

They were then instructed to stay in their lines and line up head-to-toe with the first person in train 1 on the “X” -“plank train” and the first person in train 2 lines up on the “O”- “Kettlebell train”

First person in the “Plank Train” calls out 1 of 5 exercises (Shoulder Taps, Right Arm Up, Left Arm Up, Pickle Pounders, Mountain Climbers) for the PAX in that line to perform.

First person in the “Kettlebell train” calls out 1 of 5 exercises (Swings, Goblet Squats, Upright Rows, Squat Thrusters, WonderBras) in 15 count for the PAX in that line to perform. The real shocker of the morning was not that there were 23 PAX showing for Crazy Ivan, it was actually the cadence count performed by well…Shocker. His cadence of the word “Down” on the Goblet Squat exercises was definitely an experience…I’ll leave that one right there and urge other Q’s to call on him for a cadence count on anything that requires the word “down.”

Once 15 cadence count complete, person on the “X” in plank train bear crawls to the back of the line and joins the Kettlebell Train. The person on the “O” Kettlebell Train walks diagonally to the back of the “Plank Train” line. Once PAX successfully completed participation in each train, YHC called a rinse and PAX then did a shorter Indian Run around the Ivan parking lot and stayed in the existing lines.

Lined up one more time, but this time the “Plank Train” line would be performing 1 of 5 exercises (LBC, Low Slow Flutter, Freddy Mercury, Boat Canoes, Box Cutters) and would exchange a bear crawl to the back of the line with a crab walk. Kettlebell exercises stayed the same. Completed this second round and then YHC called another rinse\repeat. This time PAX finished the way they started with an Indian Run back to the picnic shelter directly across the soccer fields. As we started, Warbucks correctly informed the PAX to “set your watches fellas.” Somehow he knew more clockwork was coming. YHC asked for a time check already knowing it was 6:08. Did a quick set of clockwork merkins in 6 and 12 reps. Two trains went in their opposite directions back, one carrying a ‘vested’ Yogurt who instructed PAX to jailbreak it in the Indian back….this guy Yogurt-an absolute beast. Made it back to the lot for Mary with Bullseye to cool down the PAX

Mary: LBC’s, Homer to Marge, Freddy Mercury, all in perfect cadence. Have a nice day

Announcements: 1-year Anniversary at Ground Pounder on Saturday.

T-Claps (Recognition): Big Shout Out to Bullseye on first VQ. Great work and leadership! Yogurt on Breathtaker this week. Warbucks, Lipstick, Dumbo, and Yogurt earning the ‘Fritter’

Prayer: Pots’ mother-in-law who recently had surgery and Garden Gnome’s M who also recently had surgery. Prayers for healing and continued health. Prayers for all PAX and their families who may be traveling over the weekend and through next week.

Partner Ball Kicks

YHC peeled in at the last possible minute after fart sacking through EC (good job Slide Rule, Pablo, & U.T.I!) to a very full parking lot that included some old familiar faces. A quick round of hellos and we were into warmup.

FNGs: N/A
Warm Up:

SSH x10 IC

Imperial Walkers x10 IC

Lap around the parking lot consisting of butt kickers, high knees, and finishing with frankenstein walks (or ball kick walks if you’re too close to the pax in front of you).
The Workout:

Lots of good miles ran this morning with some great picking up the six action by Lipstick and Cowboy. Way to be boys.
Mary:

Numerous double downs for Ground Pounder’s 1 year anniversary.
Announcements:

First responder training. See online.
T-Claps (Recognition):

Lipstick & Cowboy for picking up the 6. This is what makes us more than just a run club – remember it!
Prayer:

Banana Seat’s neighbor. Unspoken.

The Path to Nowhere

YHC posted a pre-blast promising some Easter fun and didn’t want to disappoint. I rolled up at 0445 in time to refuel the Trailblazer and do a little exploring. With a full tank and flag planted, YHC headed out to hide some Easter eggs and see where an oddly placed sidewalk went. After stashing the eggs, it was off for the mystery path. It appeared to run behind the parking lot, but there was only one way to find out. So YHC in an anticlimactic kind of way headed down the trail. This turned out to be a nice wide .25 mile greenway trail that ends just behind Jiffy Lube, perfect for today’s warm up. Today’s workout brought out 16 PAX, with 6 for EC. 4 for the standard EC and 2 EC commuters. Promptly at 0530 YHC found no FNGs and we were off.

EC: Chips, Dahmer, Pablo, Warbucks, Lipstick, 187

Warm Up:
Warm up jog down the path to nowhere. We stopped at the end for:
SSH x20 IC
Mtn climbers x20 IC
Sir Fazio arm circles 10 forward/10 backward

Ran back path and crossed road to doctor’s office parking lot

The Workout:
Partner up for accountability. Bunny Hop Burpees (burpee + 3 bunny hops) around parking lot with lunge walk back to pick up the 6 for those over achievers such as Lucky.

Mosey back to start.

It was at this point that YHC noted a failure as the Q. I put PAX in danger as we crossed the busy Holly Springs road. We should have (and will next time) ran up to the crosswalk and crossed safely. Instead, we had a surprise game of Frogger, that we luckily won.

PAX split into 4 groups of 4 for an egg hunt. Group 1 did indian run to end of lot and retrieved an egg filled with an exercise. PAX held plank until 1st egg was returned and exercise was called. PAX did exercise (AMRAP) while Group 2 retrieved and egg. Multiple PAX jokingly called more Bunny Hop Burpees, so I’ll take it that those were a hit.  This was repeated until all eggs were collected and all exercises were completed.  That jerk the Easter bunny left us the following exercises:
Hand release merkins
Captain Thor
Squats
Jack Webb
Pickle pounders
Plank jacks
Low slow flutter
Side straddle hop
Wide-grip merkins
Burpees
Dan Taylor
V-ups
Jump lunge
Star jump
Shoulder Taps x50 IC

Mary:
Circle up at start for:
LBCs x20 IC
Low slow flutter x20 IC
American hammer x20 IC
Have a nice day

Announcements:
See social media
Dirty Pipes interested in swim meet-up,will connect him to #tri-sprint Slack channel.

Prayer:
Injured PAX
Crablegs drug trial

YHC took us out.

Why do we do this again?

22 PAX posted for YHC’s Q. On the drive we all were regretting not fart sacking this morning when the rain was coming down sideways, but we all still showed up in numbers and a couple that have gone missing at U-Turn for a while. Dahmer even brought an FNG to the party. Welcome Lumbergh!  Going for the extra extra, Pikachu and Skidmark got soaked on a 5 Mile EC.

 

Warm Up:

High Knees & Butt Kickers

SSH IC X 15

The Goof Ball IC X15

Daisy Pickers IC X10

Fazio Arm Circles IC10 F/R

Michael Phelps; L/R, R/L

The Workout:

The U-Turn… Some found their way through this ball of yarn for the 5k, the rest went the distance for 8k.

Mary:

Left her waiting.

Announcements:

Helping Shredder in the afternoon – double check slack because of the rain may audible for a cozy spot watching Tiger tear it up.

Prayer:

Silent Prayers, Those who couldn’t be with us and for the Ferns, YHC took us out.

Tabata Time

There was a ton of HIM ready for Crazy Ivan workout this morning. YHC was running slightly behind from setting up the action. Planned for 20 max and had 26 (1 that was running solo), so last minute changes were needed. We had 2 FNG’s that were given the low down on how this F3 thing works. YHC put on breath taker for the last time this week. It was 0530 so let’s get to work.

EC:
Tons of guys

Fritter Foundation Inductees:
Blue Hen & Brony

Warm Up:
Started out with a quick count to get us in small groups of 4. There was one group of 5.
SSH x20 IC
Small group indian run to opposite side of parking area
Jump lunges x10 IC
Indian run backside of lot, return to start
Shoulder raises front then side x20 IC
Daisy pickers x10 IC
Good mornings x10 IC

The Workout:
Mosey down to playground
Tabata Time – rotate to each station 2:30 of strong work then 0:30 break to rotate
6 stations, 5 groups of 4 and 1 group of 5 (YHC lost a member to the crapper for about the first 10 mins)
1 – Morning wood with kettle bells
2 – Partner lat pulls at bars (partner up and hold legs, keep back straight and pull up)
3 – Kettle squat hops cone to cone with 10 wonder bras at the end of each cone
4 – Jump ropes and rotating battle rope every 30 secs
5 – Agility ladders with a burpee at the end of each pass
6 – Merkins and plank jacks x10, continuous R&R for all the exercises until air horn blows to rotate

Mary:
We didn’t have enough time for all of Mary so we did a few quick ones.
Obliques with kettle bell x10 IC, switch sides
American hammers with KB x10 IC
Superman (with KB but that failed) x10 IC

Announcements:
Check FB & Slack, link coming for Dad’s camp, Fire Dept training set up by PacMan aka Cowboy

T-Claps (Recognition):
Is it ok for YHC to call himself out? I was battling a cold/pollen blend all week and wearing breath taker. This was the toughest workout week I have had in a very LONG time. BT is a beast and you don’t realize it until you wear it. At each AO I posted this week, there was a 30 sec blurb about Testicular Cancer Awareness. We can donate funds to help the society spread the message of the importance of checking yourself regularly. Key task for the month is for each PAX member to make a habit of checking the jewels for any changes. See slack and FB for details on how or just google it. YHC plans to posts to as many different AO’s this month to spread the message.

Prayer:
Pikachu and his episode at Tapline, Crab Legs, Shredder, BS results from CT scan (all clear)

Great to see so many HIM posting today! Apologies for being a bit flustered to start but wasn’t expecting that turn out. It worked well and hope that you broke a sweat today. Thanks to Sir Dawgpound for allowing me to lead my first Q at Crazy Ivan and my last day in BT. Good luck to Yogurt who gets the enjoyment of wearing BT next week with a winning bid of $120. Welcome Pace and Snap (FNG’s). It was real and it was fun but it wasn’t real fun.

BS Out!