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10’s all out

20 PAX came out to help me pre-celebrate 10yrs of blissful marriage and first time Q-ing Possum Trot.  Weather was right, mood was right, crowd was right; in recognition of our 10yr wedding anniversary all exercises were done in reps of 10.

Some for EC – Messi, H1N1, not sure the others, not sure about Fritter Foundation (tag yourself if you were there for it, sorry I forgot to ask)

Warm Up:

Light jog down to the baseball concession stand for Warm-up: SSH, FAC (forward/backward), Good Mornings, arm and elbow stretches, Daisy Pickers, Imperial Walkers, Hill Billies (10 ea).

The Workout:

Mosey back up to rock pile for a little more motivation, circle back up in the main lot for some 10’s:

Curls for the girls, over-head press, rut rows, merkins (10 ea); move to the right; rinse and repeat 5x.

Squats, bus drivers, elbow extensions, merkins on rock (5 for each arm) (10ea); move to the right; rinse and repeat 5x.  Thanks to all the PAX calling out cadence.

Move three rocks to the left, pick up rock, partner up.  Lunge and John Cusack back to the rock pile (the long way)

Mary:

Bear Run (new?? Indian Run but with Bear Crawl instead of running)  PAX lined up on one tennis court boundaries with enough space to for merkins, squats, diamond merkins, LBC’s, Freddy Merc’s, low slow flutters, box cutters, WWII’s, mountain climbers, Spider Man.  First PAX starts Bear Crawl while other PAX do exercises, once PAX reaches front last PAX starts and new exercise begins (due to time we sped up the bear crawl and exercises)

Announcements: Q Source at Stick Boy

Prayer:  FedEx’s neighbor’s wife, 16-Bit’s step father, Crablegs, UNCC families and students, unspoken

A Little Chilly This Morning

April 29, 2019 / in fitness, Mutiny/ QIC: Fedex

PAX: Noah’s Ark, H1N1, Messi, Modify, Dauber, Cupid, Stovepipe, FedEx, Potts, Overachiever

EC: H1N1, Messi, Overachiever

FNGs: Overachiever

Warm Up:

Lap around track

Calf raises

Side straddle hop

Fozio arm circles

Good morning 

Imperial walkers

Hillbillies

Stretches

The Workout:

Started the workout with Captain Thor, in honor of Avengers End Game, which are 1 big boy sit up and then 4 American hammers, 2:8, 3:12……. We made to 10 sit-ups and 50 American hammers. Told the Pax they should have instant abs after that.

Then we moysed over to the rock pile where I told the Pax to pick a rock that is suitable to them. We then head over to the shelter where I told the Pax that we would be doing circuits with 3-4 exercises in each.

The circuits consisted of;

Circuit #1

Urkins

Derkins

Dips

Circuit #2

Shoulder press

Curls

Triceps

Circuit #3 

Plank jacks

Plank push ups right leg up

Plank push ups left leg up

Mountain climbers

Circuit #4 

Squats

Lunges

Skaters

People’s chair

Circuit #5 

LBCs

Homer to Marge

Low Slow Flutter

We went through 2x running to each corner of the soccer field in between circuits

Mary: Done in the workout

Announcements: Check Slack and Facebook

T-Claps (Recognition): To Overachiever for not only being an FNG but also doing EC and surviving the workout

Prayer: Cupid’s friend who’s having surgery, friend that most of have in common that lost his wife on Easter morning, the Pax dealing with injuries and unspoken

Thunder at Crazy Ivan; Welcome New Fritters

Arriving at Womble at 0445, I planted the shovel flag (more than once due to winds) and took off jogging testing a gimpy hammy before EC officially started at 0505.  I cruised in at less than 100% but not deterred seeing the glow of Noxgear and headlamps in the parking lot.  I was elated to see my future fritter brothers (Doc, Modify, Cupid and WAIT – Where was R-22?)  Did he succumb to the fart sack?  We had lost a fritter wanna-be the morning before when Beater was unable to get to Disney due to a lot of stuff going on on the home front.  Pikachu, Bullseye and Aquaman had arrived for their fritter too.  It was 0530 and keeping with all AOs, Crazy Ivan began on time, Pikachu led the PAX out toward downtown for the two-mile run.  Note: Maybelline had joined the PAX for EC after hastily parking.  Running alongside the soccer fields, we noticed a silver Pathfinder coming in hot.  I cannot confirm or deny seeing sparks coming from the bottom of the vehicle after navigating over the Womble speed humps.  The driver could have had some experience as a stuntman as he adeptly handled the obstacles.  I did some research and found he had indeed done some driving in Hollywood before.  (See pic below)  Turning around, I saw it was no one other than R-22!  He sped by me as I waved him on pointing him in the direction of the PAX 100 yards ahead of me.  It was going to be a great day knowing R-22 was fritter edible!

 

FNGs:  None and No Merlots

Warm Up:  Pikachu brought the PAX into the parking lot after a nice warm-up run.  R-22 was drenched.  Cars kept coming in to the parking lot.  Anticipating a large turn out, Dauber communicated with Pikachu the night before during the First Responder Training and solidified a co-Q game plan.  In the end, 28 PAX came ready to get “thunder-strucked!”  Dauber had PAX circle up in the parking lot and got their heart rate going with 25 SSH, 10 Seal claps, 10 T-Claps, 10 Cotton-Pickers, 10 Fazio Arm Circles (F/R) and some static arm stretches.  There would be minimal running today so the warm-up focused on arms/shoulders.

The Workout:   Weinkes were created the night before (one workout focusing on Kettle bells, the other on a boot-camp style workout) and discussed as Pikachu took 14 PAX to the adjacent parking lot starting off with build a bears.  An abundance of LBCs, Merkins and Squats were thrown in for good measure.  Dauber began the kettle bell workout with a variety of Kettle bell exercises that included Swings (25), Bus drivers (15), Lawn mowers (10 L/R), Goblet Squats (10+), Figure 8s (10 L/R), Halos (10 L/R), Sumo Squats (10+).  LBCs, SSH, Mountain Climbers were thrown in breaking up the Kettle bell exercises.  Dauber called on Sir Dawgpound sharing his expertise of executing pistol exercises. The planned list on the Weinke went by the wayside as Dauber caught sight of Pikachu coming back from the amphitheater preparing to swap out for kettle bells.  The 80’s/90’s Hair Band continued in the background while Dauber led PAX to the amphitheater for some boot-camp exercises.  Alternating left/right leg step ups; Star Jumps; Merkins; Australian Mountain Climbers; Seated Chair; Balls to the Walls.  Dauber slowed things down and got the PAX stretching with various leg stretches leading to compromising positions and salty mumble chatter.  PAX were in a good mood cutting up while executing Yoga positions like pigeon and cobra.  Mosey back to the parking lot.  Timing was off as Pikachu was leading his PAX in kettle bell movements.  Dauber audibled and began prisoner lunges in the grass protecting our sensitive knees from the asphalt.  Merkins and pickle pounders were thrown in when Pikachu asked if we were going to do Build-A-Bears.  Well of course we were!  Off to the adjacent parking lot.  Build a bears were executed (unlike other group of PAX who executed 1-8 merkins), we executed 1, 2, 4 and 8 merkins (timing you know).

Mary:  Both groups of PAX circled up.  187 did not like yours truly hanging over him while I tried walking behind him near the curb trying to get a peak at the playlist.  (Sorry 187!). Pikachu was very excited looking at his playlist and seeing how close we were to AC/DC – Thunderstruck.  Some plank stretches and plank holds/pickle-pounders were executed before we heard Bon Scott/Brian Johnson lead singer scream out the lyrics to Thunderstruck.  A burpee was executed every time PAX heard the word Thunder/Thunderstruck. For those interested, there are 34X this word is mentioned.  SSH were done during the rest of the song.

Announcements:  We discussed some key takeaways from the First Responder training PAX attended yesterday. One pearl was to know where you are at all times!  When calling 911, follow and answer the Qs of the operator – don’t provide any unnecessary verbiage (the operator is filling in set fields).  Stay calm.  Assess the situation – step back, do not just jump in – You could make things worse and become a victim.  See Slack and FB for announcements!  Come out to Ground pounder and cheer on runners for 8K and 16K.

T-Claps (Recognition):  Cowboy for setting up First Responder Training!

Prayer:  Breach (wearing Breathtaker) took us out.  Unspoken, Crab Legs, Shredder, Moby’s dad…

A Journey to the Abyss

16 PAX, 10 for EC, decided to swallow the DRP, climb out of the fartsack, and post at Disney to get stronger.  Q was happy to see a few brothers (minus 1 fritter quitter) braving their first journey for the coveted Fritter and the best speech zero dollars can buy.

FNGs: None

EC: Doc, Modify, R22, Aquaman, Bullseye, Dauber, Dahmer, Pikachu, Pablo

Fritter Status: New fritters: Doc, Modify, R22, Cupid; Repeat fritter: Aquaman, Bullseye, Dauber, Pikachu; Fritter Quitter: Beater

Warm Up: Led by Emeril: mosey around the baseball field to the small parking lot for a light warm up and a series of stretches.

The Workout: From the parking lot, the PAX moseyed to the Abyss to get the workout started.  Q had conveniently placed two 35lb kettlebells at the top of the abyss to be used throughout the workout.  After arriving,  PAX split into 2 groups and lined up in 2 lines down each side of the stairs.  With the kettlebell, the first PAX did one shoulder press and then passed it to the next PAX in line down the stairs.  PAX were instructed to run to the end of the line down the stairs to continue passing the kettlebell until they reached the bottom.  At the bottom, 5 burpees OYO.  The PAX lined up again to repeat up the stairs but this time with two shoulder presses and then 5 burpees OYO at the top.  Once at the top, PAX partnered up to complete a Dora 1,2,3 (100 merkins, 200 WWII, 300 squats).  Partner 1 started his reps while partner 2 traveled down the abyss into the darkness where they had to complete star jumps (start w/ 5 and add 1 rep for each journey down) until all reps were completed.  PAX were encouraged to carry a kettlebell or two, to keep them company, as they descended into the abyss.  As PAX completed their reps, they were instructed to continue up and down the abyss with the star jumps until all PAX were complete.  On completed, all PAX then moseyed (some carrying the kettlebells) back to the parking lot for Mary.

Mary: All exercises in-cadence for a 20 count: low slow flutter, homer-to-marge, freddie mercury forward and reverse, pickle-pounder

Announcements: PAX are encouraged to step up to Q a workout, CPR/Safety meeting at Fire Station tonight, Check FB and Slack

Prayer: Crab legs and his status in the clinical trial, unspoken prayers…

Tearing down the walls

It was a pleasure to lead guys.

Several showed up for ec including: dauber, doc, r22, Cupid, modify, pikachu, beater, aquaman, h1n1, Messi, bullseye, led

FNGs:Trojan – Eric Julien
Warm Up:20xSSH, 20x Moroccan night clubs,10 forward and reverse Fabio arm circles, 10 hillbilly’s, 10IW, 10 burpees OYO
The Workout:Walls of Jericho

7 exercise @ 7 reps with jog around courts inbetween

prisoner squats, run, diamond merkins,run, captain Thor’s, run, mountain climbers, run, wide merkins,run, Red Bull jacks, run, burpees

Burpee break down suicides on tennis court

bear crawl to 1st line 4 star jumps

bear crawl to 2nd line 8 squats

bear crawl to 3rd line 12 in/out planks

bear crawl to 4th line 16 merkins

Great job picking up the six guys!!

Mary:Several pax’s contributed to Mary doing the following

lbcs, LSF, boat canoes, burpees, American hammers, pickle pounders, box cutters, hello dolly, windshield wipers, Freddie mercuries

Announcements:see slack and FB. 16 k this weekend cheer on pax’s after ground pounder

T-Claps (Recognition):breach and the breath taker
Prayer:pray for several health issues among pax family and friends. Cancer, mental health.

Rendevous with Rama

The theme of the day was “everything in 3’s”.  It was supposed to be a 3 mile EC, 3 Q’s, 3 stations, where pax in 3’s would rotate 3 sets of each workout.

But SkidMark is a jerk and guilted EH me into running a 4 mile EC.  Thanks to him, I PR’d 5k & 1 mile distances and set strava segment PR’s on pretty much every segment we ran.  Then somehow 22 guys showed up to the ‘Nut, throwing off the groups of 3.  And then my timing was rubbish so we didn’t get 3 reps in.  But, whatever, we pushed ourselves and got stronger.

As Dredd & Dark Helmet said on the 43 Ft Podcast, if you want to run faster, find someone faster than you and run with him.  If you want to get stronger, find someone stronger than you and work out with him.

F3 is a whole lot more than a selfish accountability fitness group.  But, I hope it’s at least that much for all of us.  Find someone who pushes you, and push yourself.  And once you realize another guy can help you get into better shape, think about how someone can be pushing you to be a better husband, a better father, a better employee, a better person.  Don’t let the impact of F3 be limited to your 5k Time or Merkin Reps.  #Accelerate

FNGs: Philly Special

EC:

Skid Mark & Slide Rule: 4

Buford, Dawgpound, Bernie: 2-3?

Flanigan, Blue Hen: Commute

Warm Up:

Led by Martini.  A lap, some SSH, Daisy Pickers, Good Morning, and Fazio Arm Circles.  Our FNG arrived midway through, a quick disclaimer was called, and we were off.
The Workout:

PAX split into groups of 3, with 2 cinder blocks per group.

Round1:

Cinder blocks curl their way to the playground, odd man run & do 5 burpees

Rotate through 1 legged Romanian Dead Lifts & Pull Ups, 10x each

Recover on the BTTW.  I think there were some merkins in there

Round2:

Cinder blocks tricep extend their way to the track, odd man run & do 10 burpees.  Da business demonstrated the agility we all expect from seasoned professional referees

1 Lap around the track in 3 man indian run.  Indian drops for a merkin before sprint to the front

Round3:

Head to the short wall.  You know, the short wall.  Yeah, the short wall.  Odd man 5 burpees

2 pax do Goblet Squats while 3rd does a BTTW crawl the length of the wall

Repeat Round2

Repeat Round1

Intermission: Backwards up hill; duck walk down hill as other 2 chillcut plank.  Repeat 3x

Repeat Round3, only on a more differenter wall

Mary:

Led by Cowboy.  LBC x1000, Big Boy Situps, Homer to Marge

Announcements:

Thursday First Responder Training, Monday Workout in RTP

T-Claps (Recognition):

Today was Spanx last post.  He’s moving to Richmond, VA to take a new job.  Dude’s been hitting it hard and is going to find folks up there to work out with as soon as he gets his feet on the ground.  Good job, Spanx, it was a pleasure getting to know you.
Prayer:

Moby’s dad is getting released from hospital soon, Pilgrim’s Dad, Shredder

Kenny’s Grave Backblast from the grave!

Sorry for the delays guys, went on vacation and brought the work laptop, couldn’t remember my password!

Warm Up:

Quick mosey

Smurf Jacks 15xIC

Imperial Walkers 15xIC

Hillbillies 15xIC

Mountain Climbers 15xIC

The Workout:

Pax partnered up for a game of wasp on the baseball field. Two PAX were wasps and the rest had to avoid getting stung  (tagged). Get stung once, put a hand on the spot and keep running. Get stung twice, you’re out. First person out had to do 10 burpees, last person out didn’t have to do any. Everyone else did 5.

Ten seconds in, our feet were completely soaked. After 3 rounds, we moseyed to the playground for the second half.

For the second half, PAX split into 5 groups. One group moseyed around the path, rest of the PAX did AMRAP of the exercise until they were back. Next group moseyed and exercise was switched.

First exercise was pullups. YHC realized his grievous error very soon into the exercise: a mosey around the path seems like a LOOOONG time when you are doing pullups. Called an audible and changed it to a mosey around the parking lot for the remainder of the exercises.

Remaining exercises: Butterfly situps, Wheelbarrows, Bobby Hurleys, pullups, butterfly situps, wheelbarrows, Bobby Hurleys, swingset LBCs, merkins, Bobby Hurleys.

Mary:

Heel taps 15xIC

Pickle pounders 15xIC

American hammers 15xIC

Have a nice day

Announcements: Facebook, Slack

Prayer: Safe travels, Martini’s mom’s CAT scan, sickness at 16-bit’s house, H1N1’s friend’s cancer

Triple Q – Nutcracker Style

Winter Strikes Back – kind of. It was much cooler – about 40 degrees but 11 men decided not to let that stop them from rolling out into the gloom to get stronger!
We had a “Triple Q” to give a couple newer guys the opportunity to lead part of the workout. That will be a goal at this AO moving forward so anyone interested in stepping up and taking part of the workout just let us know.

FNGs: None
Warm Up:

(Led by 3rd Cousin)

Mosey around the parking lot
SSH x 20IC
Michael Phelps x10IC
Daisy Pickers x10IC
Finkelsteins x10IC
Left Leg Stretch
Right Leg Stretch

The Workout:

Dirty McDeuce
4 sets of 3 exercises with a lap around the parking lot in between (arms, abs, legs) – 13 count IC
Split into 4 groups – number off 1-4
Set 1: Merkins, Squats, Low Slow Flutter
Set 2: Carolina Dry Dock, Bobby Hurleys, LBC’s
Set 3: Irkins, One Legged Squats (right), Hello Dolly (on your six, legs raised about six inches from ground. Keeping legs parallel to ground, separate legs outward then return to start.)
Set 4: Derkins, One legged Squats (left), Reverse LBC’s
Rinse and Repeat
Just for fun – one more lap around the parking lot running backwards in the straightaways and forward through the curves.

Mary:

(Led by Spanx)

Box Cutters
Peter Parkers
Pickle Pounders
Monkey Humpers
Hillbillies
Imperial Walkers
American Hammers
Windshield Wipers
Have A Nice Day

Announcements:

See facebook and slack

T-Claps (Recognition):

Great job 3rd Cousin and Spanx for stepping up to Q!

Tune in next week for another exciting edition of the Triple Q…

Prayer:

Traveling for Easter
3rd Cousin – traveling for work
Spanx – new job in Norfolk – moving in 2 weeks

Fuquay Varina – The Other Downtown

PT was lit up early this morning for an EC run. 29 total HIM ready for Tour de Quay – Part Deux (the other side) No FNG’s

EC:
10 strong – Yogurt going for the fritter

FartSack:
Roger Roger (or possible kid issues)

Warm Up:
Small group Indian run, stop at Mexican Restaurant parking lot

Red bull smurf jacks x25 IC
Reverse carolina dry docks x20
Bat wings 4×20 IC
Up downs x10

The Workout:
Mosey to FV Chamber of Commerce
Chilly broad jumps (two lines)

Pledge of Allegiance

Mosey to Church parking lot
Broad jump burpee ladder across parking lot, increase merkins on each jump (ex. 5th burpee will have 5 merkins in it)

Mosey back up to Fidelity bank lot
Sneaky Gorilla x10

Mosey back to guard rails near start
Irkin/nippler count down on guard rails x15, x10, x5
*YHC called an audible to finish up at tennis court due to high traffic*

Mosey back to courts
Finish up with merkins/nipplers x10 each, x5 each

Mary:
Fabreze (Big Boy sit-ups and air presses with 6inch hold) 2:10, 4:20, 6:30, 8:40, 10:50
Dying cockroach
Figure 8’s
Have a nice “Hump” day

Announcements:
FB and Slack
Charity blurb for April

T-Claps (Recognition):
Pikachu did EC EC and was the sweeper today holding the PAX together.

Prayer:
Coal Ash uncle passed, Moby’s dad, Shredder, Crab Legs, Durham blast

Way to get after it today men. Should have clocked around 2 miles and broke a sweat. Thanks for letting me lead a great group of HIM. Make HUMP DAY great!

BS Out!

April Madness

Cupid was our guest Q this morning, and PAX was wondering what kind of pain was in store when they saw basketballs on the sidewalk. There was a request for B2TW, but Cupid had other plans.

Warm Up:

Jog around the lot, circle up for side-straddle hops, Michael Phelps, Sir Fazzio arm circles, and then one round of suicides down the lot. Grabbed the basketballs and moseyed to the back.

The Workout:

“Knockout”: 2 people on the court each with a ball. At “Go” the first person starts on the free throw line and tries to get a basket, while the person behind tries to knock out #1s ball and get a basket first. With the all-white cast with no evident Michael Jordan genes, and despite the shorter 8-foot basket, misses were plentiful, giving the waiting PAX plenty of time to hold their exercises.

If #1 gets a basket first, he passes it to the next waiting PAX, and #2 now becomes #1, while the new PAX is #2.
If #2 gets a basket first (achieving “knockout”), then #1 passes the ball to the next waiting PAX and commences with a penalty exercise.
Rest of the PAX hold an exercise while knockout is going on.

  1. WAITING: plank hold; PENALTY: 5 burpees
  2. WAITING: LBCs; PENALTY: 5 jump squats
  3. WAITING: Boat-canoes; PENALTY: 10 merkins
  4. WAITING: monkey humpers; PENALTY: 10 merkins

Continued this until time for Combatives.

Combatives:

Defense from sitting; included seated front and turn kicks, and a shin takedown

Mary:

LBCs, American Hammers, Pickle

Announcements:

Minuteman Muster 5k & 8k on May 19 (Norm); Get a Road ID (Gump)

T-Claps (Recognition):

16-bit completing his first half (at Disney in FL)

Prayer:

Shredder, Pikachu