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Skipping to the John

EC: Boy George and UTI grabbed 2 miles on the EC route (you may know it from Paradise City EC)

Warm Up: We went through some dynamic stretching starting with the very difficult and dreaded: WALK.  Walking away from the start of the run, we warmed the legs and made some space for some Butt Kicks, followed by Karaokes, SKIPPING!!!!, and finalized the warm-up with some lunges with a twist.  END WARM UP

The Workout: The main event was a modified and simplified running route.  There is this whole thing about not leaving the 6 behind or losing people or something…  😛

This week we turned right once we left Ting and went straight down Main/55.  We had some folks returning for the 6 and continuing on past town Hall, turning back for Ting just after the Car Wash.  A bonus Port-o-John was spotted which reassured us we were on the right route and that all was right with the world.  From here, this is where we basically be followed the return route of the Holly Springs Half Marathon the all of the way back to Ting.  There were some slight modifications near the end following a reverse of the typical Paradise City EC route.  Extra miles, extra hills, extra FUN!!!  4.7+ miles of it!!!

Announcements:  Derek Davis 5k this weekend, keep an eye out for Lipstick, 187, and the shovel flag.  A post will likely hit the Facebooks, F3 Camp is also still happening this weekend – spots still available,

Prayer: Brandon, friend of Peak Week and Roger Roger, was placed in a coma to overcome some of his injuries incurred from an accident on the water.  Chips mentioned a young boy Dawson that needed our prayers, he sustained a concussion and was under observation in the hospital.  I checked in with Chips tonight and it sounds like he is home and doing much better.

7 PAX for Crazy Ivan- Cardio Playground

Warm Up: Jog around the back lot, SSH x15, Imperial Walkers x10, Hillbillies x10, Morocan Nightclubs x10, Fazio Arm Circles 10F/10B, Tricep stretch R\L, Leg Stretch R over L\L over R, Michael Phelps

The Workout:

The Parking Lot

Fresh off of Crazy Time and some head locking by a skirted Midget, Crosby made a debut appearance to Crazy Ivan to join our ‘intimate group.’ He was quickly joined by 4 additional PAX and by 5:30, Mookie pushed ‘Play’ on a playlist that would set the tone for a high-intensity HIIT\Tabata beatdown, complete with Kettlebells, Battle Ropes, and TRX straps.

PAX circled up for a series of 3 sets of Kettlebell Swings for 11 reps each (this was a tribute to Pats #11-Julian Edelman).

Since today’s playlist featured old school 90’s rap tunes from Public Enemy, it only seemed fitting that after the 3rd set of swings, PAX were instructed to perform Clockwork Merkins in honor of Flava Flav and his trademark clock necklace.

Clockwork Merkins  x12, x3, x6, x9, x12

PAX took a quick 10 count and picked up the bells for the next series of Kettlebell exercises- 3 sets of Goblet Squats for 11 reps each. After the 3rd set of Squats, PAX assumed plank position and performed a series of Clockwork Shoulder Taps

Clockwork Shoulder Taps x12, x3, x6, x9, x12

PAX took another quick 10 count and picked up the bells for the next series- 3 sets of Curl presses for 5 reps per arm. After the 3rd set, PAX assumed plank position and performed another series of Clockwork Merkins

Clockwork Merkins x12, x3, x6, x9, x12

Kettlebells were gathered and PAX mosey’d from the parking lot to the Playground with the ‘F3 Boom Box’ (Red Solo Cup + iPhone) varying Kettlebell carries between John Cusacks and Farmer Carries.

The Playground

The Playground was equipped with 7 pain stations, complete with 3 hanging TRX straps, 1 Battle Rope, and various weighted kettlebells. Upon entry to the playground, Eminem’s ‘Til I Collapse’ kicked in at just the right time.

Tabata Style Workout- 20 secs on\10 sec off

Station 1- TRX In\Out Merkins

Station 2- TRX Chest Press

Station 3- TRX Back Rows

Station 4- Battle Rope

Station 5- Kettlebell Shoulder Raises (18lbs)

Station 6- Kettlebell Double Tricep Extensions (2 Kettlebells 25lbs/per)

Station 7- LBC’s

PAX completed 4 Rounds of 7 pain stations. This provided just enough time for 1 more round of Kettlebells\Clockwork in the parking lot. Mosey’d back to the parking lot. A series of 2 Upright Kettlebell Rows x 11 and 1 set of Shoulder presses x 5 R\L were performed…(actually x9 R\L as the Q lost count and did extra).

PAX performed lunge walks, alternating to Frankensteins to first backlot speed bump and then back to Kettlebells for Mary.

Mary:

Plank-O-Rama: Kettlebell Plank Cross-Overs, Offset Kettlebell Merkins, WWII’s, LBC’s, Freddy Mercury’s, Shoulder Taps, Pickle Pounders

Announcements:

Friday Post at Healing Transitions. Midget and DD planning to head out there this afternoon to post. Derek Davis 5K next week. 9/11 Stair Climb is coming up. Fantasy Football- if interested, see Peeping Tom for details.

Prayer: Hosselhoff’s mom who is having a procedure, holding her in our prayers. FedEx’s wife who is currently job hunting

Reel Big Fish

4 men and 1 midget with a skirt posted at Crazy Time. Post photos of Crosby have surfaced fueling midget’s desire to wear women’s clothing.

Warm Up: The first mile in the dark
The Workout: 100 pull-ups, 200 merkins, 300 squats, 2nd mile
Mary:
Announcements: August 29th 5 year anny
Prayer:

 

Sure didn’t feel like 67% humidity this morning

Today’s forecast called for near record swamp ass.  It didn’t disappoint as 20 PAX took on the humidity at Paradise City.

EC:  Deadbolt, Lipstick, Crosby, Skidmark, 187, Emeril, Axe

Warm Up:  1/2 mile jog, SSH, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies,

The Workout:

Two teams of 10 PAX each.  1 PAX from each team runs to top of the ramp to perform 1st exercise .  Soon as 1st PAX returns the 2nd set leave and perform 2nd exercise.  Continue thru until all 20 exercises are complete.

While the PAX are running the ramp to do their 1 exercise remaining PAX work their way thru the exercises in order.  Every time they complete 5 exercises they turn and run to stop sign and back.

  1. MERKINS – X20
  2. LBC’s – CADENCE 10 COUNT
  3. BURPEES – X10
  4. PLANK JACKS – CADENCE 10 COUNT
  5. WWII’S – X15
  6. SQUATS – X30
  7. SHOULDER TAPS – X20 10 EACH SHOULDER
  8. AMERICAN HAMMER – CADENCE 10 COUNT
  9. ALERNATING LUNGE JUMPS X10 EACH LEG
  10. 4×4’S – Start arms raised, move to burpee position. 4 Merkins, 4 Mountain Climbers each leg.  Repeat x5
  11. OVERHEAD CLAPS – SQUAT WITH X20 OVERHEAD CLAPS
  12. BOAT CANOE CADENCE 10 COUNT
  13. SIDE STRADDLE HOP CANDENCE 20 COUNT
  14. DIAMOND MERKINS X20
  15. DIPS X25 ON THE BRICK WALL
  16. FLUTTER KICKS CADENCE 20 COUNT
  17. FREDDIE MERCURY CADENCE 20 COUNT
  18. HAND RELEASE BURPEES X10
  19. HUNDREDS – on your 6. legs straight and at a 45 deg angle off the ground. head and shoulders off ground. arms straight and down by your side with palms facing ground. do quick 6 inch pulses with arms/hands until you reach 100.
  20. RUN FROM TOP OF RAMP ALL THE WAY BACK AROUND TO REST OF PAX

Mary: Low slow flutter, Freddie Mercury, Pickle Pounders, Homer to Marge

Announcements
: 5 year anniversary event 8/29 at Possum Trot

Prayer
:   Crosby’s mom – 1 year anniversary of his sisters passing.  Peak Week – Brandon from Hope Community boating accident.

1.21 Gigawatts

6 Pax braved the rain and lightning for a crazy time murph. Mumble chatter about becoming an instant F3 legend if one was to be struck from the pullup bars while doing a murph.

Warm Up: 1 mile. Nice work Dauber running 9 mm.
The Workout: 100 pullups, 200 merkins, 300 squats done in sets of 5, 10, 15 or 10, 20, 30. Mile 2
Mary:
Announcements: August 29 5 year anny for South Wake at Possum Trot
Prayer:

Cletus Mega beatdown

Warm Up: Jog and SSH
The Workout: Around the parking blocks/stops 3 times – timed exercise where as the count finishes, you bear crawl or plank shuffle to the next parking stop for the next exercise consisting of:

Plank Shuffle: Mountain Climbers, Derkins, Erkins, Shoulder Taps and Dips

Bear Crawl: Squats, Lunge Jumps, Monkey Humpers and Star Jumps

2 Sets of Catalina Wine Makers @ 15 and Pickle Pounders @15

Mary: Ab blast with LBC, Box Cutters, In and Out, Freddy Mercury, Nipplers, Pickle Pounders
Announcements: U Turn tomorrow, Ground Pounder
Prayer: CrabLegs, Fog Horn, Travelers and Military/First Responders

Roadie Training w/Crosby

Warm Up: Circle up Tennis court.

20 – SSH

10 – Good Mornings

Arms across chest 10 count each side

Arms over head 10 count each side

Jog to check out the stations & Explain.

The Workout:

1- Heavy bag(80lbs.) Carry & sprint end of tennis court and back (over head claps/hold plank/Squat while in line)

2- Heavy Rock (French Curls) 10 rep 30lbs

3- Light Rock ( Curls ) 10 rep w/rocks

4-Alt Rock ( lateral raise ) 7’s 10 or 5 lbs. Weights

5-Jail break (The Fence line)

6-Step ups (down stone wall)

7- Duck walk squats(Mick Jagger’s) around snack bar

8- Jail break (The Fence line back to tennis courts)

9-Suicides( pick up the mic) Tennis courts touch outside line of each court and back. Used 2 courts.

REPEAT  WHOLE THING 3x’s
Mary: Every other PAX called a 5 count

Diamond Merkins

American Hammers

Merkins

Steel cross

Box cutters

LBC

More Merkins!

SSH

I may have missed a few..
Announcements: 5 year anniversary of South Wake Workout Aug 29 @ Possum Trot!

Prayer: Lucky Charm, Crab Legs, H1N1, DD family

Loading Up the Animals 2×2 on the Ark

VQ Noah’s Ark led them 2×2 before the rain came. 12 pax followed the lead.

Warm Up: Good mornings, cotton pickers, L arm/R arm stretches, LOR/ROL hamstring stretches, FOC, and SSH
The Workout: Ran lap around track to bleachers. All pax 10 count of erkins, derkins, dips , and step-ups. Mosey to 1st shelter for a 5 count typewriter on the brick x3. Mosey to rock pile to get medium size rock (unless you’re Lipsync and you favor Minnesota). John Cusak to the rear parking lot for bear bowling ( bear crawl pushing rock) to end of lot 4x stopping at each end for an exercise.  1.) 5 burpees, 2.) 10 lunges, 3.) 15 merkins, 4.) 20 squats. Front runners picking up the 6. With all in a line with rocks, 1st pax carries 5 gallon bucket filled with rocks to other side of lot and back while each pax takes turn calling a rock exercise until all have carried the bucket. Return rocks and then Indian run back to tennis courts with last guy carrying the bucket of rocks to the front. BTW with each pax crawling through the tunnel.

Mary: Freddie Mercury’s, Pickle pounders, LSF, box cutters, and American hammers.
Announcements:
Prayer: Double D, unspoken, those with injuries, and the men & women that have fought for our freedom to come together as we do.

Lipstick Virgin Q at the Farm

PAX: 187, Lucky Charms, Brony, Webex, Skidmark, Doc, Warbucks, PSI, Peeping Tom, UTI, Forceps, Axe, The Natural, Straight Cash, Cowboy, Pikachu, Yogurt, Lipstick, Crosby, Brexit

Warm Up: Nice 1 mile jog over to Sugg Farm for a change in scenery.  Circle up for SSH x32, Daisy Pickers x16, FAC x8 (Forward and Reverse) Count off 1’s and 2’s
The Workout: Mozy over to Heartbreak Hill and Soul Crusher.  1’s took Heartbreak and 2’s on Soul Crusher. Q called for 3 circuits of hill repeats with 10 burpees at the bottom and 10 diamond merkins at the top.  After 1 time thru, Q called for a modify of x2. (Credit to Pikachu & Lucky Charms for x3 to pick up the 6).   Pax took a nice 1 mile jog back to tennis courts for Mary
Mary: Pickle Pounders x16, Low Slow Flutters x10, Pickle Pounders x10, Low Slow Flutters x10, Diamond Merkins x10
Announcements: CSAUP tomorrow
Prayer: Warbucks family (Lost his son at 6 weeks of age, 2yrs ago today), PAX that are injured, Foghorns family as he lost his father yesterday

Proverbs 27:17  “As iron sharpens iron, so a man sharpens the countenance of his friend”

Men tend to keep things inside and this verse tells us though the power of being there for a friend.  Not only is their bonding that occurs but being there for a brother in Christ can uplift them, keep them accountable and makes them feel better.  Men need each other in the worst way and we tend to bottle things up and that leads to problems.  If you know someone you could reach out to, do so today!

Possum Trot Circuit

Warm Up: Started with a jog around the tennis courts, down to the baseball fields, and back to the parking lot where we circled up.  Standard warmup of side straddle hops, imperial walkers, good mornings, forward and reverse arm circles, as well as some Michael Phelps.
The Workout: partner up (size doesn’t matter) and everyone grab a rock.  Set the rocks up in two lines headed down the parking lot (set up for station 2 complete). Jog down to the wall and concession stand to demo station 3.  Back up to the parking lot to begin.

The buy in is each partner runs around the parking lot doing 10 patty cake merkins when meeting on each side.

Station 1 – agility drill using lines in the parking lot

station 2 – proceed to rocks, one partner on each side and work your way through the 9 rock stations with whatever you choose without immediate repeats.  Pax hold plank if there is a line behind the first rock.

station 3 – 1 partner does step ups or box jumps on the wall while the other bear crawls to the stand and back. Switch and repeat.

rinse and repeat stations 1-3 until time is called

Mary: consisted of pax calling out 10 rep exercises until time.
Announcements: Sasquatch, Benson launch this Saturday, Dauber will lead next week for a bday Q, Stovepipe will lead the following week.
Prayer: Closed in prayer to be better men, brothers, husbands, and leaders in our community. Also prayed for several requests mentioned including healing due to injuries and illnesses.