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3 Years & 1 Onesie

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Solid crowd for YHC’s 3 year anniversary – clearly my warnings of no funny business did nothing to deter anyone from showing up.
After some speedy EC with Yogurt YHC donned the infamouse Pikachu onesie to make things really interesting. 0530 was here with no FNGs and we were off (our FNG showed up ~5 minutes into the workout).

EC: Pikachu, Yogurt, Skidmark, Dahmer, Aquaman, Redenbacher

FNGs: Sea Breeze

Warm Up:

Mosey to small tennis court and circle up

3x Burpees OYO
5x Burpees OYO since M4Life’s car clock needs to be fixed
SSH x 53 IC
Breakdancer x10 IC
Good Morning x10 IC
The Workout:

Stay on the tennis courts, partnering up (size matters, speed kinda matters)
Start at fence along long side of court, partner 1 does 10 partner carry fence squats, then wheel barrels the short way across the courts
Partner 2 repeats on the other side
Repeat counting down to 1 dropping by 3 each time. Can’t just do 1 so do 10 on the set of 1.

Mosey across street down hill to the well lit big hill in back
Partner 1 bear crawls to the top, does 10 derkins, crawl bears back down
Partner 2 does crab cakes until they’re back and then switch
Repeat with derkins going down 3 each time (7, 4, 10)

Mosey back across road all the way to pull up bars
Partner 1 does 10 pull ups
Partner 2 holds squat hold or helps partner if need be
Repeat with pull ups going down by 3 to 1….10 if pax can handle all that

Mosey back to tennis courts (big one this time) and line up along side line near fence.
Burpee broad jump across both courts to the other fence. Circle up for mary.
Mary:

LBC x20 IC
Plank hold for 3 minutes of fun:
1 minute of left hand up, left leg up, x10 crunches
1 minute of right hand up, right leg up, x10 crunches
1 minute of chill cut, pickle pounders, big boy pickle pounders
Announcements:

Great overview of Travis Manion Foundation by Breach and Lt. Dan.

New coffee spot for Fridays – Harvest Moon near Bass Lake Draft House/Lowe’s Food

T-Claps (Recognition):

Crab Legs for an inspirational summer
Prayer:

Crab Legs

Noah’s Ark & Michelle

Those impacted by 9/11

 

 

Always an honor and a priviledge men – thanks for making the last 3 years great. Can’t wait to see what the next 3 hold in store!

Disney post stair climb

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Pax:  Warbucks(EC),Quiver, Bobby Dall, Breach, Crab Legs, Chips, New Mexico
Warm Up:  Stretch legs and lap around fields
The Workout: 3-4 more laps increasing speed, Dips, Durkins, Rows, French Dip, Durkins, Rows, Dips, Durkins, Rows, French Dip. Peoples Chair, Another lap, Inverted Mtn Climbers, Baby Dip, Urkins.
Mary: Protractor and WW IIs

T-Claps (Recognition):  Thank you Crab Legs for sharing about your trip and the people you met.  Your courage and theirs in fighting ALS are truly inspirational.  If you haven’t given to help the fight for ALS please consider doing so.
Prayer:  Chips lead us in a mighty prayer.

Crazy Indian and the Medicine Ball

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VgufM9iLbI

EC: Aquaman, Bulls Eye, Cowboy, Cupid, Full House, Slide Rule.

Some PAX were still rolling in at 5:30. Thought they were all FIA, but then BAM! Crab Legs!

FNGs: Welcome STP–The Racer’s Edge. Disclaimer given.
Warm Up: Mosey to upper parking lot. Fancy feet step up on parking curbs, two steps per curb. All the way down, then all the way back up. Circle up for SSH 25x, GM 10x, the Sprinkler (arms pointed out front, in cadence left 1, front 2, right 3, back to front 4 = 1 rep). Loosens up torso. 10 Merkins, followed by Downward Dog.

The Workout: Was looking forward to applying this format. Indian 1: Kicked off the Indian-run-themed-workout using a 10 lb. medicine ball I picked at a yard sale. This exercise was requested a while back by Deadbolt–I think he called it Pass the Pill. Indian run formation, pass the ball to person behind you, then the six ran the ball to the front. Rinse and repeat. PAX passed the ball at first, but then we advanced to a blind overhead toss. The drop rule was in effect. Drop = five burpees. Was a little slow at first, but then Bulls Eye spiced things up with a drop or two. Probably caused by those gloves he was wearing! Or maybe the bad tosses? Either way, Cupid has dibs on borrowing the medicine ball for his next workout. Medicine ball ultimate?

The Good Morning Burpee was in full effect. Say Good Morning to a walker/runner, if they return the Good Morning, then we do five burpees. We got stiffed on several good mornings–or maybe just could not hear them. Finally, we got a solid Good Morning from Crab Legs as we converged on the greenway. Five burpees, finally!

Indian 2: Rail Road Indian Run. PAX planked up about two feet apart. The six jumped over each PAX, moving to the front of the line. Keep those hips down Slide Rule! Continue til all PAX have jumped.

Indian 3: And this was the toughest one. PAX does low slow flutter while the six does 10 WWIIs. Upon completing the WWIIs, the six runs to the front. I had planned to keep doing low slow flutter continuously, but that proved too much. Thus, we “rested” while each six ran to the front. This was a long round, even with only 12. There were more than single tears on this one!

Field of Dreams/Diamonds Are Forever. More Indian run to baseball dugouts, but sprint from greenway to scoring tower. Meet up at home plate, count off 1, 2, 3, 4. Ones go to first base line for Merkins, twos to second for squats, threes to third for LBCs, fours = the clock at 15 burpees. Complete the burpees and head to first, each group advance until each group did the burpees.

Only 10 minutes left and still want to do feature exercise: the Crazy Indian. Mosey around pond to amphitheater. Assume BTW position. First PAX drops to feet, runs around the wall, cues the next PAX, just like an Indian run, til all PAX have run. Lots of shaking arms–perfectly normal. Done!

Mary: No time, joined kettle bell COT
Announcements: Crab Legs shared his goals during his leave from work: spend time with family and have an impact on ALS. He announced that he will be achieving both soon, as he visits every major ballpark across the country. He’ll visit with and interview folks whose lives have been affected by ALS. He plans to share his journey and those stories via every social media outlet available. Plus, he’ll be looking for mainstream media coverage as well.
T-Claps (Recognition): Nice work by those posting EC this morning!
Prayer: Safe travels and high impact for Crab Legs and his family on their cross-country summer adventure.

Memorial Day Murph

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What more needs to be said…. +35 men turned up for a Memorial Day Murph to honor and remember all thoose who have fallen whilst in the Armed Services…..

Prays encompassed some respectful silence….

Thank You Men, it was my true honor to lead such a special AO.

(Some left before namarama, video attached, apologies if I got some names wrong (early and all that for me))

5 Year Anniversary Special

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As always, it is an honor to get out and lead the group.  Around this time 5 years ago PeakWeek EH’d me into coming out with him to F3 while drinking a cold one by the pool.  It was one of the best decisions I made to say, sure let’s do it.

To celebrate the 5 years I thought it only appropriate to run 5 miles prior to Cletus.  It was great to have 11 join in on the fun (Flanigan, VanPatten, Emeril, M4L, Dawgpound, Pilgrim, Bernie, ShamWow, Nemo, BlueHen, and SlideRule)

The past 5 years of involvement with f3 have provided me with many things I wouldn’t have had as a sad clown… lifetime friendships, strengthened faith, improved health, greater faith, perseverance, many laughs, many miles run, and the list goes on and on…

Below is my 5 must do F3 SouthWake list that I shared with the PAX after Cletus.   Be sure to check these off the list:

  1. Pick a Big Goal and get after it, don’t quit, fall down, and keep trying until the goal is accomplished. It can be fitness, health, marriage, work, etc. You can accomplish more then you thought is possible with this group of brothers behind you.  Mine was to complete a marathon under 4 hours.  It  took me five marathons to make it happen, but each year I got faster and the goal was accomplished.

2. Participate in a CSAUP (completely stupid and utterly pointless) event. These are a great way to form a closer bond with brothers that you wouldn’t normally have the opportunity in the normal gloom.  Some of the memorable CSAUP’s over the years for me; GoRuck Tough, Beer Ruck, Raleigh Convergences (especially the one below), and ATT Long Ass Runs.

3. Find someone that you can get behind and support.  Maybe it is helping them reach a goal or supporting challenges they are facing.  You will find that you get so much more by helping someone reach their goal then achieving your own.  Many of us in the picture below have had the opportunity to support each other crossing that finish line at the HSHM.

4. Step up and Lead.  If you haven’t led a site Q – Do it.  Move on to leading a 2nd F or 3rd F.  There are many opportunities to become a stronger leader. This picture is the first kids workout I led and my 2.0’s still talk about it today.

5. Put March 21 and the Wrightsville Beach marathon on your calendar (every year).  The Wrightsville marathon has become a SouthWake tradition and a great way to get behind our brother CrabLegs! #OurLegsForCrablegs

Now on to the workout….

Warm Up:

Quick mosey over to the grass parking lot for warm ups.

Good Mornings X 10

Jacked UP!

SSH X 50 IC

Seal Jacks X 40 IC

Smurf Jacks X 30 IC

Plank Jacks X 20 IC

Chilly Jacks X 10 IC

The Workout:

Play Ball (two rounds)

PeakWeek brought me out to Cletus for my first F3 workout.  I really don’t remember all that we did, but no I almost died out on the baseball field so it only seemed appropriate to get things start on the field.

Here is how it went down…

Partner up.  Each partner went in opposite directions from home plate jogging the infield baselines.  When the PAX passed 1st or 3rd pate sprint to the outfield foul pole and drop down for 10 merkins.  After the merkins sprints to centerfield  meeting up with your partner for 10 brokeback merkins each and continue back to home plate.  Everyone completed two rounds and held people’s chair until all were finished.

Next up….

Wall of Pain- concession stand

Australian Mountain Climbers X 20 IC

Recover with 10 squats holding wall IC

Ascending testicles, 5 inch, 15 inch, 30 inch X 5 each IC

Recover with 10 squats holding wall IC

Balls to the wall X 20 IC

Recover with 10 squats holding wall

Each of the partners joined up with another group for small group Indian run back to the tennis courts taking the long way by Crazy Ivan.

Finally the PeakWeek special…

One round of suicides on each line followed by partner frog jumps.  Each partner did one court and switched with the frog jumps, then switched to wheelbarrows on the way back.

To drive home the pain of the Frog Jumps we did two rounds.

People’s chair until everyone is finished.

Mary:

  1. 5ive inch leg hold X 5 IC
  2. 15 Inch leg hold X 5 IC
  3. Americana Hammer X 15 IC
  4. Freddie Mercury X 15 IC
  5. Boat Canoe X 15 IC

Announcements:

Bottle share tonight (see Pikachu), helping with HS Food Kitchen tomorrow (see Fritter Foundation), Yogurt will continue to lead sprints after workouts including today. PAX for sprints today: Yogurt, BlueHen, Hoff, Flanigan, Slide Rule, and Kid Cracker.   Yogurt will help you get faster – Give it a try!!

I shared 5 F3 Southwake recommendations above.

T-Claps (Recognition):

I brought with me one of the original F3 SouthWake shirts to give to give to the PAX that is newest to the group.  Abe was the lucky recipient of the shirt and is challenged to pass this down on his 1 year anniversary. Yogurt who brought Abe out will be his accountability partner.  Abe is starting off strong stepping up to take the breathtaker – T-Claps man!!

Prayer:

CrabLegs and all those who have and are serving!

2nd F followed at Dunkin. Congrats to the newest Fritter remembers and thanks M4L for the cake!

Today’s workout is brought to you by the #7.

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Squatter from Carpex, formerly of Southwake, decided to take his destiny by the horns and control the way in which he earned his fritter.  Keeping with the saying #frittersainteasy, he brought a beat down to Disney that was inspired by Walt Disney’s four C’s and the number 7.

EC: Squatter, Pablo, 187, Emeril, Dumbo, Axe, Dahmer, Deadbolt

FNGs: DynOmite, Lassard, Plex
Warm Up: Good Morning, Windmill, Arm Circles, Seal Clap, Overhead Clap, Steve Earle, Mnt. Climbers
The Workout:

Mosey to SoccerField

Thang One
Starting at one end perform 7 of called exercise, mosey to center of field repeat 7 of exercise, mosey to other end and repeat 7 of exercise, bear crawl to center, backwards run to the start, perform 7 IC count Aussie Mnt. Climber.

Repeato the entire things 7 times adding 7 reps for 3 more rounds then reducing by 7 reps for the last 3 rounds and changing the exercise each round. Aussie Mnt Climber always matched number of reps performed.

1- 7x Mickey Mouse Merkins (Wide, Diamond, Wide)
2 – 14xIC Imperial Walker
3 – 21xIC SSH
4 – 28x LBC
5 – 21x CDD
6 – 14x Squat Jumps
7 – 7x Superman Merkins

Mary: 100’s
Announcements: Fritter Foundation is accepting and matching donations to the Holly Springs Food Pantry, Great seeing Crab Legs out!
T-Claps (Recognition): Praises for Deadbolt and his M. 25 years of marriage.
Prayer: Crablegs, unspoken

YHC took us out with a quote from Walt Disney himself.

“I can’t believe there are any heights that can’t be scaled by a man who knows the secret of making dreams come true. The secret can be summarized in four C’s. Curiosity, Confidence, Courage, and Constancy.”

-Squatter

Devil Burpees!!!

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FNGs: none, but welcome back Cobol!!!

The pax were warned this was an homage to my very first f3 workout.  It was led by M4Life, who I thought would attend.  Alas, was not to be.

EC: Shamwow with a mile PR! Maybelline and Slide Rule out there early as well.
Warm Up:

Quick lap, ssh, good mornings, merkins, imperial squat walkers

The Workout:

11s on the Half Pipe

Merkins on one side, wwii on the other.

EC burpee in the middle if you wanted…. Looked like everyone wanted.

Extra trip of 10 each if you finish early.

Shamwow hit his stair goal during this portion.

 

Abyss!

The PAX were introduced to a new workout move, the *Devil Burpee*.  As we all know, the Blue Devil takes the already insufferable Bobby Hurley (slap the floor like a d-bag, then miss a jump shot) and captures the more full essence of Duke with a defensive flip.  So, jump squat+ Turkish get up.

The Devil Burpee adds another layer of d-baggery by adding a Burpee before getting up off the floor (seriously, after flopping, doing push-ups before standing back up, ugh).

These are 100% guaranteed to spike your heart rate or your money back.

 

So, head to bottom of Abyss, 2 Devil Burpees.  Top, x4, Bottom x6, etc.

Stop at the top with 12x Devil Burpees.

Audible was called where the 12 could be skipped if the pax raced someone up the stairs.

Mary:

Traveling Mary!  Start on baseline of field, do 10x Mary exercise, Sprint to mid field.  Repeat x8, sprinting half field each time.

 

Recap:

Holy cow.  My heart rate averaged 141 for this nonsense.  29 flights of stairs, just over 5 miles (including EC), and will over 1k calories burned on the morning.  Great job everyone pushing hard.  Not a lot of mumble chatter, whole lot of really heavy breathing.

 

Announcements:

2.0 Saturday.  Spartan race (see Shamwow, Dahmer)

T-Claps (Recognition): great job to glass jaw pushing himself!  And Shamwow with the mile PR!!

Prayer: Crab legs, Glass Jaw employment opportunity

A Journey to the Abyss

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16 PAX, 10 for EC, decided to swallow the DRP, climb out of the fartsack, and post at Disney to get stronger.  Q was happy to see a few brothers (minus 1 fritter quitter) braving their first journey for the coveted Fritter and the best speech zero dollars can buy.

FNGs: None

EC: Doc, Modify, R22, Aquaman, Bullseye, Dauber, Dahmer, Pikachu, Pablo

Fritter Status: New fritters: Doc, Modify, R22, Cupid; Repeat fritter: Aquaman, Bullseye, Dauber, Pikachu; Fritter Quitter: Beater

Warm Up: Led by Emeril: mosey around the baseball field to the small parking lot for a light warm up and a series of stretches.

The Workout: From the parking lot, the PAX moseyed to the Abyss to get the workout started.  Q had conveniently placed two 35lb kettlebells at the top of the abyss to be used throughout the workout.  After arriving,  PAX split into 2 groups and lined up in 2 lines down each side of the stairs.  With the kettlebell, the first PAX did one shoulder press and then passed it to the next PAX in line down the stairs.  PAX were instructed to run to the end of the line down the stairs to continue passing the kettlebell until they reached the bottom.  At the bottom, 5 burpees OYO.  The PAX lined up again to repeat up the stairs but this time with two shoulder presses and then 5 burpees OYO at the top.  Once at the top, PAX partnered up to complete a Dora 1,2,3 (100 merkins, 200 WWII, 300 squats).  Partner 1 started his reps while partner 2 traveled down the abyss into the darkness where they had to complete star jumps (start w/ 5 and add 1 rep for each journey down) until all reps were completed.  PAX were encouraged to carry a kettlebell or two, to keep them company, as they descended into the abyss.  As PAX completed their reps, they were instructed to continue up and down the abyss with the star jumps until all PAX were complete.  On completed, all PAX then moseyed (some carrying the kettlebells) back to the parking lot for Mary.

Mary: All exercises in-cadence for a 20 count: low slow flutter, homer-to-marge, freddie mercury forward and reverse, pickle-pounder

Announcements: PAX are encouraged to step up to Q a workout, CPR/Safety meeting at Fire Station tonight, Check FB and Slack

Prayer: Crab legs and his status in the clinical trial, unspoken prayers…

The house always wins…

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Warm Up:

Burpees (5)

SSH x20

Imperial Walkers x15

Windmills x10

Hillbilly x10

Boarding doors closed and we were off to Vegas…

The Workout:

After warm-up, PAX were graciously welcomed after their mosey to the back parking lot at the Methodist Church (AKA Vegas for the day). A game of cards was set up for a high-stakes thang. Here’s how it went down:

PAX split into 2 teams. YHC explained that there were a full deck of cards split between two piles for each team – 1 at the end of the parking lot and one where they arrived. Next to each pile of cards were the instructions outlined below. As each card was drawn, it was matched with the exercise & done as a group IC. Then a sprint down to repeat with the other deck. Rinse and Repeat until time called.  YHC explained that team with the most cards when time is called wins no Burpees.

VALUES:

A – Burpees (10)

K – Plank Jacks (10)

Q – American Hammers (10)

J – Diamond Merkins (10)

10 – Prison Squats (10)

9 –  Hello Dolly’s (9)

8 – Carolina Dry Dock (8)

7 – Burpees (7)

6 – Bobby Hurley’s (6)

5 – Pickle Pounders (5)

4 – Star Jump (4)

3 – Jump Lunge (3)

2 – SSH (20)

Joker (2 in deck) pull another card for exercise & add 5 Burpees

**The House always wins in Vegas** Both teams did 10 Burpees. Let’s just say there were a lot of Burpees done by Team 1. 

Mary:

Plank hold for Flight #6 from Vegas – while Elvis made an appearance

Plank Jacks x20

Figure 8’s x10

LBC x20

Homer to Marge x10 + RL/LL x10 each

Have a nice day.

Announcements:

Dad’s camp sign-up is available. See link in channel.

Prayer:

Crablegs who finds out this week about his next steps in the trials. Others unspoken. YHC took us out.

Disney has new rides!

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PAX of 11 for EC and 20 for the main event decided to post at Disney, “The Happiest Place on Earth”, to find out what type of workout Zero dollars could buy.  Q was happy to see a strong showing of men this morning, especially when they could have received a beat down from a cowboy riding a tiger or honored a VQ at the grave of our dear friend Kenny.  The PAX were unaware that YHC had explored Disney earlier this week and discovered some fun new rides (aka pain stations) for today’s beat down.

EC: Dahmer, Brony, Maybelline, Dumbo, Emeril, Warbucks, Particle Board, Blue Hen, Aquaman, ShamWow!, Pablo

Fritter Status: Brony (Fritter Eligible), Blue Hen (Fritter Eligible), LED (Fritter Quitter), Dumbo (Fritter Current), Particle Board (Fritter Current), Pablo (Fritter Current)

Notable Absences: PacMan

Warm Up: circled up for SSH IC x 20, IW and HB IC x20, Fazio Arm Circles IC 10 forward- 10 back

The Workout: PAX lined up in two groups for an Indian run that led them to the small parking lot near the community center entrance.  PAX stopped to do 20 merkins which allowed all PAX to catch up.  PAX continued in their Indian Run to the entrance area of the MCHS football stadium to do 15 each Derkins, Dips, and Irkins.  PAX partnered up to complete a triangle circuit of pain that included running over to a large set of steps (abyss’s step sister) and completing a set of Burpees at the bottom, running up the stairs and down the walkway to complete a set of Merkins and WWII,  then running over to and down a smaller set of stairs back to the beginning to complete a set of Prisoner Squats.  Reps for each exercise started at a 10 count and reduced by 1 repetition for each completed loop.  Most PAX were able to complete 6-8 loops before Q called time and headed back toward the flag.  On the way to the flag, Q stopped by a nice wall where partner#1 held “Balls to the Wall” while partner #2 did a 20 count IC of mountain climbers, partners switched places and repeat.  PAX regrouped into 2 Indian Runs back to the flag for Mary.
Mary: All exercises were done to 20 count in cadence: LBC, Homer to Marge, Low Slow Flutter, Pickle Pounder, Nippler, Freddie Mercury, Have a nice day
Announcements: Check Facebook and Slack, Testicular Cancer Awareness, Burgaw to help flood victims, looking for #HIM to help with lawn maintenance at Shredder’s house
Prayer: Crab Legs and his placement into a clinical trial, friend of Aquaman was diagnosed with advanced lung cancer, all unspoken prayers