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It’s only Wednesday and were taking Short Cuts already!

FNGs: N/A too scared for a Lipstick run
Warm Up: 100 Burpees OYO….or maybe we did SSS x25, Good Mornings x10, Monkey Humpers x10, Butt Kicks, High Knees, Frankensteins, Testy Check
The Workout: The fan favorite Turkey Route.  BTW- the skin under the turkey’s neck is called snoods. YHC couldn’t remember but knew it started with an S.  Mileage 4.8 (Short Cutters) to 7 (Beast Mode Joplait)
Mary: saving Mary for another day
Announcements: Fire House Safety Lesson tomorrow night 4/25 at 1830.  YHC and Slide Rule found out they are both sharing 10yr Wedding Anniversaries tomorrow.  Here is to another 10 years!
T-Claps (Recognition):All the Pax for getting up and getting in the miles.  Shout out to Cowboy for the hard work he has put in on the running! Warbuck as he continues to get faster.  Mr. Worldwide for picking up the six.
Prayer: PAX –  It’s been a really strong winter of posting, new AO’s, FNG’s…  Looking forward to a great summer. Can’t wait to see what it brings and the impact we have on each other and our community.

Speed Work: Yogurt/YHC

Rendevous with Rama

The theme of the day was “everything in 3’s”.  It was supposed to be a 3 mile EC, 3 Q’s, 3 stations, where pax in 3’s would rotate 3 sets of each workout.

But SkidMark is a jerk and guilted EH me into running a 4 mile EC.  Thanks to him, I PR’d 5k & 1 mile distances and set strava segment PR’s on pretty much every segment we ran.  Then somehow 22 guys showed up to the ‘Nut, throwing off the groups of 3.  And then my timing was rubbish so we didn’t get 3 reps in.  But, whatever, we pushed ourselves and got stronger.

As Dredd & Dark Helmet said on the 43 Ft Podcast, if you want to run faster, find someone faster than you and run with him.  If you want to get stronger, find someone stronger than you and work out with him.

F3 is a whole lot more than a selfish accountability fitness group.  But, I hope it’s at least that much for all of us.  Find someone who pushes you, and push yourself.  And once you realize another guy can help you get into better shape, think about how someone can be pushing you to be a better husband, a better father, a better employee, a better person.  Don’t let the impact of F3 be limited to your 5k Time or Merkin Reps.  #Accelerate

FNGs: Philly Special

EC:

Skid Mark & Slide Rule: 4

Buford, Dawgpound, Bernie: 2-3?

Flanigan, Blue Hen: Commute

Warm Up:

Led by Martini.  A lap, some SSH, Daisy Pickers, Good Morning, and Fazio Arm Circles.  Our FNG arrived midway through, a quick disclaimer was called, and we were off.
The Workout:

PAX split into groups of 3, with 2 cinder blocks per group.

Round1:

Cinder blocks curl their way to the playground, odd man run & do 5 burpees

Rotate through 1 legged Romanian Dead Lifts & Pull Ups, 10x each

Recover on the BTTW.  I think there were some merkins in there

Round2:

Cinder blocks tricep extend their way to the track, odd man run & do 10 burpees.  Da business demonstrated the agility we all expect from seasoned professional referees

1 Lap around the track in 3 man indian run.  Indian drops for a merkin before sprint to the front

Round3:

Head to the short wall.  You know, the short wall.  Yeah, the short wall.  Odd man 5 burpees

2 pax do Goblet Squats while 3rd does a BTTW crawl the length of the wall

Repeat Round2

Repeat Round1

Intermission: Backwards up hill; duck walk down hill as other 2 chillcut plank.  Repeat 3x

Repeat Round3, only on a more differenter wall

Mary:

Led by Cowboy.  LBC x1000, Big Boy Situps, Homer to Marge

Announcements:

Thursday First Responder Training, Monday Workout in RTP

T-Claps (Recognition):

Today was Spanx last post.  He’s moving to Richmond, VA to take a new job.  Dude’s been hitting it hard and is going to find folks up there to work out with as soon as he gets his feet on the ground.  Good job, Spanx, it was a pleasure getting to know you.
Prayer:

Moby’s dad is getting released from hospital soon, Pilgrim’s Dad, Shredder

Shitter Quitter

It looked like there was going to be a Dumbo sighting at PC this morning. He drove Pablo to EC and as soon as he stopped the car he made his way to the Port a John. I think he finally ran under a 9 minute mile on the way to the John. He said to start EC without him. So we did. When YHC got back from EC Dumbo’s Truck was gone. Pablo was looking nervous for his ride just left him. Good thing 187 was there to provide Pablo a ride home. Apparently Dumbo’s Easter dinner did not sit well with him. Or maybe it was the Indian food from Friday. I hope to see Dumbo back out in the gloom soon. We don’t like seeing #shitterquitters.

EC: Slide Rule, Cowboy, Buford, Dawgpound, Emeril, 187, UTI, Aquaman, Pablo, Lipstick, Bernie, ShamWow
Yogurt Ramp Work EC: Yogurt, UTI, Lipstick, ShamWow!
Vests: Breach (breath taker), Foghorn (The biggest vest I’ve ever seen)
Warm Up:

Jogged to the bottom of the ramp and circled up.
I read somewhere that Burpees are the best warm up exercise.  Gets multiple joints going and is a very dynamic exercise.

5 Burpees
Fazio Arm Circles Forward and Backward
4 Burpees
Deep Squats
3 Burpees
Hairy Rockettes
2 Burpees
1 Burpee

The Workout:

The thang started with a count off. We had 21. Not a good number to be divided by either 3, 4 or 5. We formed four Indian Run groups. I had an idea of an Indian Run Indian Run. All I can say it didn’t work out. It was supposed to be two Indian runs passing each other in an Indian run format. sigh. I also had a dream about an Absolution BTTW. Did not attempt today. Maybe a future workout.

We started in the Indian Run Indian Run. At the basketball court 5 Burpees. At the corner 5 Burpees, 10 Superman Merkins (I was trying to get a bit of back in there with the merkins). At the dumpster 5 Burpees, 10 Superman Merkins, 15 Squats and 20 LBCs at the bottom of the ramp.

We completed two laps of the Indian Run work. Then we jogged to the tennis courts for some old fashion elevens. Though we didn’t make it through the elevens. Got halfway.

One side did Carolina Dry Docks. The other side Absolution with a pushup. This was a fun cadence count to call. Seemed like Pax was not that familiar with Absolution so instead of a count it was more instructional count. Started with 10 absolutions and worked down to 5. Started with 1 CDD and worked up to 6, but you don’t do 6 you do ten.

Mary:

Some Yoga Stretching:
Chair Pose
Chair Pose with a twist
Sun Salutation flow into an upward dog
Repeat above to the other side
Downward Dog
Pigeon Pose
Repeat Pigeon Pose to opposite side
Downward Dog
Runners Pose
Repeat Runners pose to the opposite side
Have a Nice Day

Announcements:

Safety class Thursday. Bring 9 volt batteries and smoke detectors for donations.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Buford for working hard getting back out here. He could take it easy and post once a week, but has been consistently posting 3 to 4 times a week. Great job on working on recovery from surgery.

Prayer:

Moby’s Dad (I haven’t heard an update in a bit)
Shreddeer
All unspoken prayers

Partner Ball Kicks

YHC peeled in at the last possible minute after fart sacking through EC (good job Slide Rule, Pablo, & U.T.I!) to a very full parking lot that included some old familiar faces. A quick round of hellos and we were into warmup.

FNGs: N/A
Warm Up:

SSH x10 IC

Imperial Walkers x10 IC

Lap around the parking lot consisting of butt kickers, high knees, and finishing with frankenstein walks (or ball kick walks if you’re too close to the pax in front of you).
The Workout:

Lots of good miles ran this morning with some great picking up the six action by Lipstick and Cowboy. Way to be boys.
Mary:

Numerous double downs for Ground Pounder’s 1 year anniversary.
Announcements:

First responder training. See online.
T-Claps (Recognition):

Lipstick & Cowboy for picking up the 6. This is what makes us more than just a run club – remember it!
Prayer:

Banana Seat’s neighbor. Unspoken.

Triple Q – Nutcracker Style

Winter Strikes Back – kind of. It was much cooler – about 40 degrees but 11 men decided not to let that stop them from rolling out into the gloom to get stronger!
We had a “Triple Q” to give a couple newer guys the opportunity to lead part of the workout. That will be a goal at this AO moving forward so anyone interested in stepping up and taking part of the workout just let us know.

FNGs: None
Warm Up:

(Led by 3rd Cousin)

Mosey around the parking lot
SSH x 20IC
Michael Phelps x10IC
Daisy Pickers x10IC
Finkelsteins x10IC
Left Leg Stretch
Right Leg Stretch

The Workout:

Dirty McDeuce
4 sets of 3 exercises with a lap around the parking lot in between (arms, abs, legs) – 13 count IC
Split into 4 groups – number off 1-4
Set 1: Merkins, Squats, Low Slow Flutter
Set 2: Carolina Dry Dock, Bobby Hurleys, LBC’s
Set 3: Irkins, One Legged Squats (right), Hello Dolly (on your six, legs raised about six inches from ground. Keeping legs parallel to ground, separate legs outward then return to start.)
Set 4: Derkins, One legged Squats (left), Reverse LBC’s
Rinse and Repeat
Just for fun – one more lap around the parking lot running backwards in the straightaways and forward through the curves.

Mary:

(Led by Spanx)

Box Cutters
Peter Parkers
Pickle Pounders
Monkey Humpers
Hillbillies
Imperial Walkers
American Hammers
Windshield Wipers
Have A Nice Day

Announcements:

See facebook and slack

T-Claps (Recognition):

Great job 3rd Cousin and Spanx for stepping up to Q!

Tune in next week for another exciting edition of the Triple Q…

Prayer:

Traveling for Easter
3rd Cousin – traveling for work
Spanx – new job in Norfolk – moving in 2 weeks

Cinder Blocks & Pull Ups & Sprinting Oh My!

EC took the form of swinging by Nutcracker and stealing all the cinder blocks for Cowboy & YHC (thanks for the help Cowboy!)  Arrival at 5:20, Banana Seat finally found us, the disclaimer was delivered, and we were off.

FNGs: Shocker!  (I’m so sorry)
Warm Up:

2 laps around the parking lot; second lap included Karaoke/ Butt Kickers / High Knees

1 Legged SSH x20, Imperial Squat Walkers, Hill Squat Billies, Merkins

Grab a block / weight, and head off
The Workout:

Man it’s a long way from the parking lot to the play ground.  Pax stopped along the way to learn the exercises-du-jour:

Goblet Squat: Keep weight vertical in front of you; forces good form with back

1 Legged Romanian Dead Lift: 1 legged (duh), keep legs straight, extend off-leg straight back behind you, bending at waist.

Finally arrive at playground.  Pax splits into 4 groups, doing 1 of exercise above + pullups.  All in reps of 12.

After completing all 4, meet up for 12 Catalina Wine Makers

Repeato

Part dos:

Mosey to front of school doing curls / triceps extensions with blocks.  Stop along the way to learn Merkins w/ Overhead Press (aka: Block-ees?  Block Burpees?  whatever)

Pair up by speed.  Pax1 runs a lap, Pax2 does AMRAP Blockees.  Switch

Repeat, only Pax1 needs to finish before Pax2 does 2 fewer Blockees than before

Repeat, only Pax1 needs to finish before Pax2 does 3 fewer Blockees (basically all out sprint)

Part tres?

A Tiger Blood Staple: 2 footed “the floor is lava except the paw prints”.  You’re welcome @BlueHen

Mary:

Reps of 12, 11, 10, 9 … of a bunch of ab exercises
Announcements:

Check Slack (and facebook, sigh).

First responder course Thursday

Breach doing an RTP workout next Monday

Carpex is doing a CSAUP that involves Trains.  Sounds fun

T-Claps (Recognition):

Great to see Bernie & Pilgrim out on the regular.  Miss working out with those guys.

Prayer:

Pilgrim’s dad & cancer issues.

 

Today is Maundy Thursday, the day Jesus was betrayed by his inner most circle.  What’s amazing to me is that, after all of it, He still welcomed them back with forgiveness and good relationship.  Maybe, this Easter season, think about those with whom you’ve lost relationship and need to restore.

Get off of my lawn….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=055gPFJIx34

Warm Up:  Daisy Pickers, Frankensteins, High Knees, Butt Kickers, light jog

The Workout: You’d of thought that it would be a little less smelly at R4TJ with certain company off frittering.  The Holly Springs landfill continues to give and give.  One of our newest PAX Snap informed us that he had a place along our route.  To which our man Cowboy quickly replied, “you might want to watch out for this one guy we run with sometimes…”  We were then onto our task of the morning –  The Little Dipper.  We had 5+ miles logged in the end.  Lots of good Picking Up The 6 by Slide Rule and Snap. – https://www.strava.com/routes/17536755

Mary: She knows… She knows…

Announcements:  FREE Safety Training at the fire station next Thursday.  Bring smoke detectors to donate.

T-Claps (Recognition):  Cowboy for setting up the safety opportunity at the fire station – let’s support him and the firehouse next week!!!

Prayer:  Silent Prayers in COT but YHC extended prayers to all PAX over this holiday weekend.  Stay safe and enjoy your families.

Post-EC:  Nemo, Redenbacher, and YHC shared some sprints up Ting ramp in Yogurt’s honor.

AGS 10 Count for Hill Mastery and The Rise of Double D

With only 2 PAX posting last week, YHC sent a pre-blast drawing inspiration from a 20+ count at U-Turn. The temps are getting warmer, but the rain and clouds are still making their presence known on the weekend AO’s. This morning temps called for 65 degrees, with a 35 percent chance of rain. Received 2 HC’s on the pre-blast post from Full House and ShamWow, with a possible SC by Maybelline. Don’t think there has ever been an HC on a Sunday for the following Sunday, but Yogi laid one down last week, and so was at least expecting 3, possibly 4 this morning, including YHC.

A Cowboy slack post indicated interest on this mornings route and what shoes to wear, provoked thoughts of a 5th brother. Rolled up on Womble this morning to discover quite a few cars…As expected, Cowboy. Then I see as an added bonus, the Sir DawgPound emerged to the parking lot. No sooner did a I turn around, I see the guy I hoped I’d see return to AGS this morning in the form of Double D. There was a post on Slack the night before that came from Forceps indicating he’d make an appearance to ruck parts of AGS this morning. As I saw him emerge from his truck, I considered the irony given that it was Masters Sunday. Is it me or is Masters Sunday a bit different when Tiger Woods is in the mix and pushing for another Major?

That’s the way I feel when Double D steps into any AO that he posts in. It’s just different. I can’t effectively put it into words. The bar is raised to another level and you know it’s gonna be a good day when he’s present and benefit from his energy. Great to see him back in the gloom!

Bobby Dall then shortly rolled in followed by Full House, and then a fleet footed light up vest emerged from the soccer field fences. The figure was fast and swift and yep…you guessed it, SkidMark! Did a quick turnaround and there was Maybelline emerging from the shadows cashing in his ‘SC’ on slack for an ‘HC.’ This was the result of a solid headlock that was applied by ShamWow the night before. The final piece to our HIM Team came in the form of Lipstick, who is always ready to run and can always count on him visiting YHC about 5-6 times throughout the route as he picks up the 6.

Clock hit 6am and with the Team assembled, YHC welcomed the 10 PAX to AGS by sharing that this morning’s edition of AGS was sure to be an interesting morning. PAX followed YHC for a lap around the soccer fields with intermittent exercises that went a little like this….

Warm Up:

Light mosey to first picnic shelter. PAX spread out and circled up for SSH X10. At count 7, YHC’s cell phone flung out of pocket and at count 8, ShamWow landed awkwardly on his ankle. Not an ideal start, but after a careful check to ensure all was ok, ShamWow assured the Q his ankles were the strongest part of his body and could continue. Continued mosey to Ivan parking lot for a series of carioca L\R, R\L to the opposite corner. PAX circled for Imperial Walkers X10. Continued Mosey into lunge walks and then morphed for Frankensteins, Butt Kickers, and mosey back to originating parking lot. YHC called for a series of prison squats X10 and then explained the route to PAX

The Workout:

With PAX already a 0.5mi in with the warm up and provided they already started their watches on the warm up, today’s route would keep us on the road (given the rain) and away from Bass Lake. Double informed YHC that he would be rucking this morning and would navigate a 4-mile route near and\or along the lake. This morning’s running route would provide heavy doses of hills, starting downhill on Stinson. PAX would then proceed left on Bass Lake Road. This would offer Lipstick two opportunities to drop gross weight at Lowe’s, before continuing onto Rhamkatte Village. Later learned that he bypassed Lowe’s for a porta potty option (evolution of BRR training starting to take shape). Once inside Rhamkatte Village, PAX would continue down Jones Hill Road all the way down the row of townhouses and U-Turn back out to Holly Springs Road. PAX would then continue left onto Holly Springs Road all the way down to a right on Linksland and then a right on Salem Ridge Road before gathering their thoughts and oxygen to proceed with a right up Bass Lake road. Knowing that we had some glowing (light up vest)  gazelles in the mix this morning, YHC gave them an extra mile to have them continue onto Earp with a left on Raleigh. For the six (YHC included) we had an alternate route back up Stinson and onto Womble where all PAX met within 5 minutes of each other back to the flag. A big shout out to Lipstick for picking up the six periodically throughout the route and gaining 8+ miles and additional PAX getting 7 this morning…

Mary: Stretches OYO with Mumblechatter

Announcements: YHC shared the underlying inspiration for the pre-blast post centered around the importance of being a great teammate. Earlier in the week, YHC came upon a letter that was written by Brad Stevens (former Butler University Head Coach and current coach of the Boston Celtics) to his daughter for a Leaders and Daughters event. The entire letter is attached here for those interested, but to paraphrase it spoke of the importance of choosing to be a great teammate:

https://leadersanddaughters.com/2019/03/04/brad-stevens-be-a-great-teammate

“Great teammates raise the energy in the room. They smile a lot. They show gratitude. People know that when they walk in, they have others’ best interest in mind, and want to bring out the best in each and every person. Who doesn’t want to surround themselves with energy raisers?”

“When times are good, be the great teammate that others want to celebrate with. When times are tough, be the great teammate who offers a shoulder to be leaned on. When you get older, you’ll realize that it wasn’t about the good or bad times, it was about who you navigated those times with, the lessons that you learned and the relationships that you forged.”

YHC further explained that it is always an honor to lead, but more importantly, the PAX I see in the gloom are usually the first faces YHC sees in the morning. Collectively we set the tone for that day and for the week. We need to continue to be great teammates not only in the gloom, but at home. As a Team, we need to continue to be those shoulders to lean on and push each other to be better men, husbands, neighbors, and fathers.

T-Claps (Recognition): Double D return to AGS, Lipstick for picking up the six, Solid Runs by this morning’s gazelles (Skid, Maybelline, Full House, Bobby Dall, Lipstick, ShamWow). Cowboy and DawgPound for pushing YHC up Bass Lake and Stinson.

Prayer: Special prayers for Double D and his family. Sally Hart (who was coached by Double D) and whom many of us F3-HIM have been fortunate to run with is running the Boston Marathon tomorrow. Good Luck to her and additional prayers for a great run tomorrow. YHC took us out.

Triple Nickel at Tiger Blood

6 PAX for Tiger Blood this morning Foghorn with a weighted vest.  2 for EC (Cowboy and Dawgpound)

Warm Up:

Mosey to back parking lot and circle up

Side Straddle Hop IC x 15
Windmills IC x 15
Fozzie Arm Circles IC x 15 Forward and x 15 Reverse
TClaps IC x 15
Daisy Pickers IC x 15

Mosey to Track for a Lap with
High Knees
But Kickers
Karaoke

The Workout:

Tripple Nickel

5 IC Dips at Bench
Indian Run 1/2 Lap
5 plank Jack Burpees
Indian Run 1/2 Lap back to Bench
Repeat x 5

Mosey back to main parking lot

Bear Crawl or Lunge Walk the Carpool Circle

Mary:

LBC IC x15
Homer to Marge IC x15
WWII x 15
Pickel Pounders IC x15
Box Cutters IC x15
Freddie Mercury IC x15
Have a Nice Day x15
Announcements:

First Aid Training April 25th 6:30 PM at Holly Springs Fire Station.  Would like to collect Smoke Detectors and 9V Batteries to donate when we go.  See Cowboy for details

Prayer:

Shredder, Crablegs, Buford’s Daughter and others spoken and non-spoken.

Doubled Down on the Stack Em Up

Warm Up: Quick mosey around the parking lot

SSH x 25   ( cadence may need some work according to the mumble chatter)

Moroccan nightclub x 10

Sir Fasio arm circles x 10 forward and 10 reverse

Daisy Pickers x 10

Imperial walkers x 10

Hillbillies x 10

The Workout:

Stack ’em up Suicides drills

Burpees x 5 & Diamond Merks x 10 to start

Burpees x 5 & Diamond Merks x 10 at first station

Burpees x 5 & Diamond Merks x 10 back at home

Burpees x 5 & Diamond Merks x 10 & Bobby Hurley’s x 20 at 2nd station

Burpees x 5 & Diamond Merks x 10 & Bobby Hurley’s x 20 back at home

Burpees x 5 & Diamond Merks x 10 & Bobby Hurley’s x 20 & Crabcakes x 30 at 3rd station

Burpees x 5 & Diamond Merks x 10 & Bobby Hurley’s x 20 & Crabcakes x 30 back at home

Burpees x 5 & Diamond Merks x 10 & Bobby Hurley’s x 20 & Crabcakes x 30 & Monkey Humpers x 40 at 4th station

Burpees x 5 & Diamond Merks x 10 & Bobby Hurley’s x 20 & Crabcakes x 30 & Monkey Humpers x 40 back at home

Mary: Ring around the Mary

Peter Parker’s x 10

Merks x 10

Mountain Climbers x 10

Carolina Dry docks x 10

Shoulder taps x 10

Windshield wipers x 10

Sideways plank crunches left x 10

Sideways plank crunches right x 10

Homer to Marge x 10

Left leg up, bridge rise x 10

Right leg up, bridge rise x 10

Burpees x 10

Pickle pounders x 10

Announcements:

Banana Seat has breath-taker and the charity this month is Testicular Cancer Awareness Foundation. Banana Seat encouraged the PAX to educate themselves on testicular cancer and check themselves regularly
T-Claps (Recognition):

Spanx, 3rd Cousin and Bernie(?) stepped up to Q a portion of Nutcracker over the next two weeks. Virgin Q’s
Prayer:

Crablegs and his trial opportunity today

Moby’s dad

Shredder and his recovery