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The Path to Nowhere

YHC posted a pre-blast promising some Easter fun and didn’t want to disappoint. I rolled up at 0445 in time to refuel the Trailblazer and do a little exploring. With a full tank and flag planted, YHC headed out to hide some Easter eggs and see where an oddly placed sidewalk went. After stashing the eggs, it was off for the mystery path. It appeared to run behind the parking lot, but there was only one way to find out. So YHC in an anticlimactic kind of way headed down the trail. This turned out to be a nice wide .25 mile greenway trail that ends just behind Jiffy Lube, perfect for today’s warm up. Today’s workout brought out 16 PAX, with 6 for EC. 4 for the standard EC and 2 EC commuters. Promptly at 0530 YHC found no FNGs and we were off.

EC: Chips, Dahmer, Pablo, Warbucks, Lipstick, 187

Warm Up:
Warm up jog down the path to nowhere. We stopped at the end for:
SSH x20 IC
Mtn climbers x20 IC
Sir Fazio arm circles 10 forward/10 backward

Ran back path and crossed road to doctor’s office parking lot

The Workout:
Partner up for accountability. Bunny Hop Burpees (burpee + 3 bunny hops) around parking lot with lunge walk back to pick up the 6 for those over achievers such as Lucky.

Mosey back to start.

It was at this point that YHC noted a failure as the Q. I put PAX in danger as we crossed the busy Holly Springs road. We should have (and will next time) ran up to the crosswalk and crossed safely. Instead, we had a surprise game of Frogger, that we luckily won.

PAX split into 4 groups of 4 for an egg hunt. Group 1 did indian run to end of lot and retrieved an egg filled with an exercise. PAX held plank until 1st egg was returned and exercise was called. PAX did exercise (AMRAP) while Group 2 retrieved and egg. Multiple PAX jokingly called more Bunny Hop Burpees, so I’ll take it that those were a hit.  This was repeated until all eggs were collected and all exercises were completed.  That jerk the Easter bunny left us the following exercises:
Hand release merkins
Captain Thor
Squats
Jack Webb
Pickle pounders
Plank jacks
Low slow flutter
Side straddle hop
Wide-grip merkins
Burpees
Dan Taylor
V-ups
Jump lunge
Star jump
Shoulder Taps x50 IC

Mary:
Circle up at start for:
LBCs x20 IC
Low slow flutter x20 IC
American hammer x20 IC
Have a nice day

Announcements:
See social media
Dirty Pipes interested in swim meet-up,will connect him to #tri-sprint Slack channel.

Prayer:
Injured PAX
Crablegs drug trial

YHC took us out.

We had a name but can’t remember it…

There was a name for this BB that was discussed during the workout but it has escaped.

YHC, despite Carpex resistance to start a new Kettlebell style AO on a SUNDAY in Cary, decided to come down where he first had his vigin Q many months ago to brush up on his Kettlebell tactics.  Not to mention YHC had not Q’d since early February when he relocated to Cary.  Always a pleasure to see all the South Wake PAX but due to YHC’s limited availability a good beat down with more running than usual was planned.

Warm Up:

Lap around the parking lot then circled up for the following:

SSH ICx20

Imperial Walkers ICx15

Hillbillies ICx15

Peter Parkers x10

Standard Merkin x10

The Workout:

Partner Up

Partner 1 runs a lap

Partner 2 does 100 presses with a KB or plate, 200 shoulder presses with a KB or plate, and 300 goblet squats

 

John Cusack to stage

Partner 1 does L/R step ups (10 each side)

Partner 2 does 30 KB or plate curls for the girls, 25 rut rows, and 20 KB swings

 

Mosey to the Playground

Partner 1 does 10 pullups

Partner 2 does turkish getups

Flapjack, wash, rinse, repeat

 

Mosey back to the Stage

Partner 1 does BTTW

Partner 2 does LBCs ICx20

Flapjack then Partner 1 does People’s Chair while Partner 2 does Mountain Climbers ICx20

 

Everyone and everything back to the non-present flag

Mary:

6 inch hold ICx20

Freddie Mercury ICx15

Catalina Whine Makers OYOx10

WWII’s with KB to 15

Announcements:

Charity Golf tourney coming up to raise money for Healing Transitions

South Wake Dads and 2.0’s workout tomorrow at Womble at 0900

T-Claps (Recognition):

5 packs, 3 packs, and Fritters

Prayer:

Crab legs clinical trials coming up on Tuesday, unspoken

A little parking lot work at Disney

YHC was working on 5 days in a row of posting since AGS on Sunday and was doubting his commitment to Pablo to Q Disney.  The body was saying “no” but the heart was saying “Hell yeah”.  I found my commitment (not motivation) and rose from the fart sack to post.  Several showed for extra credit but YHC missed that!

Warm Up:  A short lap around the parking lot mixing in some high knees along the way.  Great to see New Mexico drive up and join us as we started.  No penalty burpees.  We circled up for a warmup on this clear 42 degree morning.

  • Good morning x 10 I.C.
  • Daisy Pickers x 20 I.C.
  • Standard Merkins x 20
  • Goof Balls x 15 I.C.
  • Arm Stretches and Michael Phelps

The Workout:

Form 2 groups and indian run to the Middle Creek High School

  • Apple Sauce Indian Run
  • Pax at rear does one burpee before running to the front
  • (New Mexico was our drill sergeant)

We gathered at the corner of the Middle Creek parking lot for the instructions on 10 Rounds with Tyson

Five pain stations (Corners and Lower Center)  – 10 reps of same exercise at each of the 5 stops (50 reps each lap).  Goal is always 10 laps but rarely have time  Laps were

  • Round 1:  Standard Merkins
  • Round 2: Prisoner Squats
  • Round 3:  LBC (cadence)
  • Round 4:  Wide Grip Merkins
  • Round 5:  Mountain Climbers
  • Round 6: Brokeback Derkins

…we ran out of time!

Indian Run (no apple sauce) back to the start for COT

Mary:  Low Slow Flutter

Announcements:  Maybeline – 18 posts in a row.  2.0 workout this Saturday at Womble – Peak Week and Roger Roger have your Q – info on Slack / Facebook

Prayer:  Prayers for Crablegs as next Tuesday he is going for an experimental ALS drug – prayers he gets it.  New Mexico’s 2.0 for asthma – Moby’s father – Glass Jaw’s Grandfather.  Unspoken

Always an honor men!

Possible Intervention!!!

11 I think for EC  with 1 going for the Fritter.  And 28 for field trip. I apologize if I missed anyone.

Warm Up: jog to storage center parking lot.  20 SSH, daisy pickers, good mornings, arm stretches and 10 burpees oyo to get blood flowing.
The Workout: jog to Aviator our door lounge for 20 erkins and dips and then with Pikachu motivation 40 derkins.  Mosey to new coffee shop for some 7’s.  This included (wolverines) merkin, one leg to elbow, merkin, other leg to elbow, merkin and jump up. Opposite side of lot we did alternating hand wall planks.(for lack of name).  With lunges  in between exercises.

Mary:mosey back to courts for pickle pounders, Freddie mercuries, dying cockaroaches, wwII, pigeon stretch, lower back stretches, andHalf a nice day.
Announcements:slack, F3 Dads Saturday@ Womble@9, quest q’s at Kenny’s grave and Disney.
Prayer:Moby’s family and father, crab legs medical treatment.

 

 

GOODWILL all around!

PAX:

187, Buford, Chips, Dahmer, Dawgpound, Deadbolt, Dumbo, Emeril, FNG “Dumbell”, FNG “Sparty”, Full house, Lipstick, Maybelline, Midget, Mookie, Nemo, Particle Board, Pikachu, Sandlot, ShamWow!, UTI, Warbucks, Yogurt

23 STRONG showed up for what looks like it might be the coldest morning we’ll have in April.  Pre Blast conjured up 9 HC’s to which all 9 were present and accounted for – Dahmer and Dumbo with FNGs in tow.  7 made it out for the EC including FNG “Sparty” while UTI ran from home to Purple Cobra for his own EC.  Day 2 of Virgin Q week and everyone stepped it up with attendance beating out yesterday’s impressive showing at Downtown Train.  Lots of sounds and smells permeating from this group of PAX on this cold morning, but we didn’t lose anyone to the HT John today –   Lipstick did find a new porta John behind HT for future consideration though.  YHC was proud to lead today – thank you to everyone for support, encouragement, camaraderie that I have experienced since joining F3.  (187 – special thanks for introducing me to F3).

EC:

Chips, Dahmer, FNG “Sparty”, Maybelline, Pikachu, ShamWow! & Warbucks.

Warm Up:

Started with a warm-up run around the Harris Teeter building and circled up near the gas station.  Per Dawgpounds Downtown Train request the day earlier we started off with 5 burpees OYO.  Those were followed by Hairy Rockettes (10), Daisy Pickers (12), Imperial Walkers (10), & Hillbillies (10) all in cadence.
The Workout:

We moseyed over to the Goodwill store parking lot where everyone partnered up.  Partner 1 remained at Goodwill and performed People’s Chair while Partner 2 ran around Goodwill toward Planet Fitness and the sidewalk heading back towards Sunset Lake Rd – once on the sidewalk the Pax was greeted with sidewalk chalk instructions to Bear crawl up the sidewalk until they reached the next instruction to start running again making a full loop around and back to Partner 1 they switched places. This was repeated for 4 exercises: People’s Chair, Merkins, Monkey Humpers & Mountain Climbers.  Those that finished early did plank hold to wait for the six. Starting to get close on time we moseyed back over to parking area near gas station and circled up for Mary.
Mary:

LBCs (15), Low Slow Flutter (15), American Hammers(15)
Announcements:

This Saturday (4/6) Southwake F3 Dad & 2.0 workout at 9am.  Starting today at 9am you can sign up for the F3 Dad’s Camp.

Prayer:

Prayers for Crablegs that he gets accepted into the new Drug Trial.  Thoughts and prayers with Shreader.

Buck Furpees

21 STRONG showed up to Downtown Train (which I believe is a record) for YHC’s VQ.  Mumble chatter was on point. Thanks for coming out. I’m glad I found F3 and it was a pleasure to lead today. The accountability, encouragement, along with the admiration of fellow PAX, certainly inspires me to try everyday to be a better version of myself.

EC: Blue Hen, Coal Ash, Da Business, Dawgpound, Dumbo, Emeril, M4L, Maybelline, Nemo, Pablo, Particle Board, Slide Rule, Yogurt

It was a chilly spring morning, but we got warmed up pretty quick.

Warm Up: Standard Downtown Train lap to start.  Circled up, 5 burpees (oyo) to start things off followed by daisy pickers, windmills, some tricep stretches, Michael Phelps, fazio arm circles (forward and backward), and air presses.

The Workout: Moseyed over to the parking lot in the back of the library for the workout. YHC had two goodie bags, one with 10 standard exercises, the other with 10 variations of burpees. Pax partnered up. YHC pulled one standard exercise from the bag 1 and a burpee variation from bag 2. One partner completed as many reps of the exercise pulled from bag 1, while partner sprinted to the opposite end of parking lot, completed reps of whatever burpee variation was pulled from the bag, and then sprinted back. Partners then switched to complete the other exercise. As each group finished they held plank for the 6. Once everyone was in, YHC reached in the goodie bags for two more exercies. Repeated this until it was time to head back for Mary. Lined up for a short indian run back to the starting point and Mary.

Exercises and burpee variations included…

Plank jacks, plank jack burpess (5), star jumps, star jump burpees (5), split leg jump squats, altrenating leg burpees (5), monkey humpers, twist (180) burpees (10), hand release merkins, lateral burpees (6), Jack Webs (5 merkins, 15 airpress), traveling or leap frog burpees (5), Plank shoulder taps, tuck jump burpees (5), squat jumps, mountain climber burpees (5 burpees with 10 mountain climbers each round).

Mary: LBCs in cadence
Announcements: This Saturday, 9 am, Southwake Dad workout, couple of upcoming tri workouts (talk with Yogurt), be on the lookout for Slack/Facebook posts from Pickachu.
Prayer: Nemo volunteered to take us out. Crab Legs (that he is selected for trial drug therapy), Forceps’ friend who is recovering, any Pax out there injured or sick in our thoughts for a quick recovery.

Carry Each Other’s Burdens

EC: Emeril, Skid Mark, Nemo, Dumbo, Maybelline, Dawg Pound

Warm Up:

Lap around the lot then some standard warm-up exercises: SSH, Imperial Walkers/Hillbillies, Good Mornings, Sir Fazio Arm Circles.  One more lap around the lot.

The Workout:

Grab all of the gear (2- 3″ firehose logs, 2- 3″ firehose bundles, numerous kettlebells).  The journey we set out on included one lap around the soccer field with various pain stations.  The gear was only carried and not used at any station, this will be explained later.  First stop was at the stage, box jumps and B2W.  Second stop playground, pull ups and merkins. Third stop shelter, Urkins/Derkins/dips/squats.  Fourth stop tennis court, suicides/11s (people’s chair/merkins)/suicides.  Fifth stop along the path for some Broke Back merkins.  Walked back to flag and put gear in the middle of the circle to start Mary.

Mary:

Low slow flutter and LBCs

Announcements:

North/South Convergence Saturday, 30 March.

Check the Slackbook

Prayer:

Maggie/Clay/Crab Legs Always/Unspoken/Happy Birthday Roger Roger

Life Tips by CHiPs: All of the gear was carried throughout the workout to demonstrate the many burdens that we carry around daily.  The gear was not used during the exercises, but hauled from location to location on purpose. This was to demonstrate how meaningless it is to carry our burdens around endlessly, and by doing so, it weakens us mentally and physically for the important moments in life that we need all of our strength to tackle. It is a reminder that we are much stronger when we are not carrying our burdens around alone.  We as men are fixers and never want to appear weak, so we try to fix our hurts by ourselves (alcohol/porn/other addictions) and think that appearing like we “have it all together” it makes us look strong.  Well, that’s a lie!  Paul tells us in Galatians 6:2, “Carry each others burdens, and this way you will fulfill the *law of Christ (*Golden Rule).  We must have men in our life that we can talk to about our hurts/struggles/thoughts, and in so doing we “carry each other’s burdens.”  The enemy, Satan, prowls around like a roaring lion seeking someone to devour.  His main objective is to “steal, kill, and destroy” the very thing you hold dear.  We are constantly under attack and need to be ready.  Therefore, I challenge each PAX to find another man in their life that they can talk to and form a shield lock with when the crap hits the fan.

Opening Day – Field of Pain

Emeril, Chips, BlueHen*, Skidmark*, ShamWow!*, Aquaman*, SlideRule, Pikachu*, Spanks, Lipstick, Nemo*, DaBusiness

As the EC crowd gathered cars were plentiful for opening day at TigerBlood.  Evidently cars were parked in the lot for an overnight field trip and the Q didn’t need to call an audible on the first workout.  Those with a * were off for EC with a course of hills mapped out by Skidmark.  The pace was set and the first EC at TigerBlood was complete.  14 brave showed up to see what all the hype was for the new AO.

Warm Up:

Quick run from the parking lot to the parking lot by the track. The run was split between butt kickers, high knees, and karaoke.

Circle up for…

Daniel-Son X 10

SSH X 20

Slow Good mornings X 10

Clock Merkins, 1, 11, 3, 10, 6 (or some variation of that )

The Workout:

In the spirit of the 2019 MLB Opening Day season the Q split the PAX into 4 groups for a game of Field of Dreams.

Here is how it went down…

Home plate: (15 burpees)- Home plate is the clock.  As a group do 15 burpees, then run to right field to relieve the group.  Right field will go to center, center to left, and left to home until all groups have cross home plate.

Right Field Foul Pole: (AMRAP Chilly Jacks) This station did As Many Reps As Possible of Chilly Jacks. Remember the team total.

Center Field: (AMRAP – Merkins) This station did  As Many Reps As Possible of merkins. Remember the team total.

Left Field Foul Pole: -(AMRAP – Fence Squats) This station did As Many Reps As Possible of fence squats.  Remember the team total.

Once all groups have completed the four stations everyone returned to home plate.  The groups reported their collective totals of the three outfield stations to determine the winner of Field of Dreams.  There was evidently Bad Math and with no replays available no winner was announced.

The PAX were guided on a run, with some misdirection, over to the road along the back of the school.  Everyone went down to the chill cut plank hold for a round of Box Jump/Plankhold Indian run.  Some mumble chatter was heard about jumping over each other.  After everyone had completed one set the Q moved the group to Low Slow Flutter/Box Jump Indian Run until we reach the end of road.

Next Up…  From Field of Dreams to Field of Pain

The PAX circled up in the field in from of the elementary school with a dirt track.  Partner Up. Plank hold while other partner box jumps over the partner and back for a total of 10 complete box.  The partner doing the box jumps then took off for a hot lap around the direct track while the other partner moved to Peter Parker merkins.  Rinse and Repeat.

On the way back to parking lot for Mary the Q guided the Pax over the Tiger prints hopscotching along each print.

Mary:

Crab Humper: IC X 20.  (While in the Crab walk position thrust the pelvis into the air)

Nolan Ryan X 10 each side with POW as the count  (The PAX did a side plank while  giving  an upper cut punch to Robin Ventura)

American baseball Hammers X 10 (a variation of American hammers while swinging an air bat on each side.

Boat Canoes X 10

Clock Merkins (3,9, 6, 10… or some variation of that)

Announcements:

Many options on Saturday – North-South convergence (see Emeril for carpooling details), normal U-turn, Dee Dee 5K(SkidMark is running and welcomes others to join).

Prayer:

Belle, CrabLegs

 

The PAX got after it today and look forward to continued fun at TigerBlood.

Recover on the Mosey

13 PAX braved the wind and the rain and joined YHC for a Purple Cobra beatdown. 5 PAX for EC. Flanigan and Blue Hen made the trek across town to see what all the hype was about. Dutch Oven posted after his first post at Ground Pounder Saturday. Lucky made him feel right at home during the 1st set of people’s chair.

EC: Chips, Dahmer, Maybelline, ShamWow, Warbucks

Warm Up:
Warm up lap around the gas station, then circled up for:
SSH x25 IC
Sir Fazio arm circles x10 forward IC
x10 backward IC
Mountain climbers x20 IC
Moroccan night club x10 IC
Windmill x10 IC

The Workout:
Wasting no time, we jumped right into it. Partnered up and wheelbarrowed to end of lot and back, switching as needed. When switching, 1 monkey humper, incrementing by 1 each switch (up to 10). Lunge walks back to pick up the 6.

Mosey to loading dock. Split into 2 groups, alternating exercises.
3 rounds of:
Partner 1: Peoples Chair
Partner 2: Sumo squat x20

Recover on the lap around Harris Teeter

3 rounds of:
Partner 1: BTTW x10 IC
Partner 2: Derkins x10

With lots of strange sweat stains on the wall, PAX mosey’d to the Goodwill parking lot. Partners bear crawled opposite directions around the parking lot and did x10 brokeback derkins when they met. Then jog around lot and do x10 derkins when reunited. Repeated until YHC called it after roughly 2 rounds.

Mary:
Plank hold indian run halfway across parking lot
Guantanamo’s across 2nd half of parking lot
Circle up for:
American Hammer x20 IC
LBCs x20 IC
Have a nice day x20

Announcements:
Tiger Blood grand opening this Thursday @ Holly Ridge Middle – 0530
North South Convergence Saturday @ Pullen Park – EC 0600, Main 0700
#F3MentalBattle discussions during COT tomorrow at all AOs
Dumbo thinks Auburn will beat UNC

Prayer:
Full House’s dad, PAX struggling with mental health issues

Paradise City Cactus

EC: Dumbo, Pablo, 187, Yogurt, Pikachu, Skidmark, CHiPs, Lipstick, Cowboy, Full House, Maybelline

Warm Up:  SSH IC x 20, Fazio Arm Circles IC x 10 FWD and 10 BWD, 5 Burpees OYO and Michael Phelps

The Workout:

Parking Lot – Merkin Shuffel @ 3 count

Jog  to bottom of Ting Climb and Partner-up

Partner 1 runs up Ting Climb and does 5 star jumps while Partner 2 Bear Crawls. After Partner 1 finishes Star Jumps, run and trade with Partner 2 who runs up Ting Climb and does 5 star jumps. Repeat until both Partners are at the top.

Jog back to bottom of Ting Climb

Partner 1 runs up Ting Climb and does 10 monkey humpers while Partner 2 does Backwards Crab walk. After Partner 1 finishes monkey humpers, run and trade with Partner 2 who runs up Ting Climb and does 10 monkey humpers. Repeat until both Partners are at the top.

At tennis courts –  11’s with Merkins and Mountain climbers

At the tunnel – partnered up:

partner 1 runs to end of short path and partner 2 does peoples chair

partner 1 runs to end of short path and partner 2 does BTTW

Mary:  Plank-o-rama: Pickle Pounders, Box Cutters, Merkins, Low Slow Flutters and WWII

Announcements: Q School with Banana Seat this week @ 6:30pm, Work day with CrabLegs this Sunday, Sprints with Yogurt after workouts Monday and Wednesday.  Welcome “Katniss” Brian Laman
Prayer: Chips Stepdad with his heart attack, Lipsticks Mother in Law with her Cancer