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Cletus gets a UTI (╬ ಠ益ಠ)

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It’s been a spell since Yogurt EH’d me for this Q.  I want to thank him for bringing me this opportunity.  I’m again very humbled by the turnout today.  Whether it was for me specifically or Cletus was just the place you wanted to spend your Friday in the gloom – I thank you.  So close to Christmas with all of the things I know we collectively have going on, it is awesome to share the morning with you guys.  I feel humbled to have been the Q this morning and to witness it.  I hope you got your money’s worth.  The year isnt over yet!!!  SYITG <3 UTI

EC: Nemo, Mookie, 187, Pikachu, Redenbacher, LED, Maybelline

YHC hit the olde snooze button this morning and barely made EC.  In fact, I was late.  I chalked up nearly 2 miles in the time allowed and barely got to see any of the HIM that actually made it out there on time.  Good work PAX!

FNGs: No Sir

Warm Up:

  • Mozy from the flag to the lot formerly known as the Ivan lot
  • SSH ~25 IC
  • Hillbillies 14 IC
  • Imperial Walkers (In Honor of Star Wars) 14 IC
  • Daisy Pickers – 14 IC
  • Fozio Arm Circles – 14 Forward 14 Back, IC

The Workout:

Thing 1

  • Groups of 5ish PAX line up in Indian Run formation.  Move to Bear Crawl position.  Indian Bear Crawl to mid lot and Jailbreak.  5 burpees.  Assume formation again and return to other side in exact same way.
  • Repeato 1x

Thing 2

  • Mozy to Amphitheater.
  • Dips, Erkins, Derkins – 20 each
  • Split PAX in 2, half on the wall for People’s Chair, half complete 20 Box Jumps and switch
  • Half on the wall for Balls2Wall, half complete 20 step-ups (10 each foot) and switch
  • Dips, Erkins, Derkins – 15 each
  • Split PAX in 2, half on the wall for People’s Chair, half complete 20 Box Jumps and switch
  • Half on the wall for Balls2Wall, half complete 20 step-ups (10 each foot) and switch
  • Dips, Erkins, Derkins – 10 each
  • Split PAX in 2, half on the wall for People’s Chair, half complete 20 Box Jumps and switch
  • Half on the wall for Balls2Wall, half complete 20 step-ups (10 each foot) and switch

Thing 3

  • Mozy to hand rail near baseball fields
  • Split PAX in 2, half on the hand rail for pull-ups, half complete Prisoner Squats to 20 and Switch
  • Split PAX in 2, half on the hand rail for pull-ups, half complete Prisoner Squats to 10 and Switch
  • Return to the flag

Mary:

  • Dying Cockroach 14 IC
  • Box Cutters 14 IC
  • Homer to Marge – 14 IC
  • Pickle Pounders – ~10? IC – Time caught us

Announcements:

  • 24hr Run Supporting Healing Transitions this weekend – Sat 3pm to Sun 3pm
  • AGS needs a Q – Mookie is suggesting that instead of AGS, make the 24hr run your target
  • Good things coming from 3rd F
  • Call out from DoubleD to take 3rd F seriously – it has an impact on your life and its ok to miss 1st F to make 3rd F a bigger part of your life.
  • Get up with Pikachu about the Emergency contact registry (esp Site Qs so you know how to access it quickly)
  • Be on the lookout for some emergency response training.  Good session in 2019 with the Holly Springs FD

T-Claps (Recognition):

  • The PAX that kept compressions going for Sgt Pepper.  They saved his life an made sure the EMS team had a patient when they arrived.  Way to be!

Prayer:

  • SlideRule and family – new baby TBN (to be named)
  • Sharapova and family – new baby
  • Sgt Pepper and family – suffered a heart attack during a workout
  • Safe travels to all this weekend if you are heading out – be safe

Great 2nd F at Harvest Moon today guys!

There was a plan. Was.

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YHC had mentally put together a workout.  It required multiple teams of 3 and my biggest stumbling point when mentally preparing the night before was trying to figure out how to address a 2 man team or an extra PAX.  This seemed totally doable as Possum Trot regularly has 10-15 dudes show up.  5.  We had 5 this morning.  Don’t get me wrong, I was absolutely grateful for the 4 HIM that showed up this morning and wouldn’t trade them for the world, but it threw a wrench in what was already a thinly put together plan.  Oh well, time to practice was we preach and modify as needed.

FNGs: Nope
Warm Up:

Good mornings x10 IC

SSH x20 IC

Moroccan Night Clubs x10 IC

Squated overhead claps x10 IC

Squated seal claps x10 IC

The Workout:

So the original plan was to do a 3-man team Dora with a PAX on either side of the parking lot and the 3rd partner bear crawling and/or crab walking with a rock in between the other two and having it be a bit of a relay.  This did not happen.

What did happen:

We moseyed to the rock pile to get a rock and then headed over to the top of the road leading down to the ball fields.  Two groups of 2 PAX grouped up at for a standard Dora (100 merkins, 200 LBC, 300 squats), with YHC being solo.  While one partner started on the exercises the other was bear crawling and pushing their down to the not-so-portable Port-A-R4TJ.  Once said commode was reached they would flip over, put rock on “rocks” and crab walk back up to their partner.  Cycle through this until both groups completed their full set.

Along with the original plan calling for 3-man teams YHC also planned to increase the number of reps of each exercise to accommodate for the larger group.  Again, with smaller numbers we finished sooner than expected so I had to think on the fly.  Or, as was the case today, steal from Forceps.  PAX circled up with their rocks, rotation one rock to the left after each exercise, doing two rounds of:

10x curls for the girls

10x tricep extension (or, if you’re Breach, tris for the guys)

10x rut rows

10x bus drivers

10x chest press

10x dead lift

Afterwards we returned the rocks and headed to the wall on the tennis courts for BTTW -> People’s chair -> BTTW -> People’s chair.  The PAX took turns counting to 10 in as many languages (both real and made up) as they could.  Breach tried to get creative and do an IC 10 count doing mountain climbers but YHC and his weigh vest wanted nothing to do with that and cut him off at 5.

Mary:

Circle up for:

15x American Hammers

10x Australian Snow Angles

15x Low slow flutter

10x Freddie Mercury

Announcements:

Frosty CSAUP on Saturday

Christmas party next weekend

Q sheet looks bare (at least for PT) .  Being with a group that has Q’d often I encouraged them to get other PAX to spread their wings and sign up to Q and fill in the sheet.  It’s getting in to the cold months were numbers dwindle so having folks come out and VQ will always draw a bigger crowd.

Prayer:

Wallaby and his family.  Pablo is trying to set up time to go over and help put up their Christmas lights.  Check the #3rdF channel in Slack or reach out to him directly for details.  There is also a meal train set up for the family.  https://www.signupgenius.com/go/4090c44aaab23a7f58-hanlon

The time around the holidays can be hard for some folks.  We often times think of it as a joyous time, as it should be, but others struggle to get through these times for any number of reasons.  Reach out to your fellow PAX that you haven’t seen in a while, or a friend or a neighbor, and check in with them and see how they’re doing.  You never know what someone is going through.

 

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Paradise City 12/2

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Pax of 2 for a good start to December

Snap and Breach on the Q
Warm Up: 22 Counts of SSH, Imperial Walkers, Squats, and Calf Raises

The Workout: 4 Corners around the soccer fields, 3 exercises at each corner stop with 22 counts for reps

Corner 1 – Merkins, American Hammers and Lunges

Corner 2- Irkins, Derkins, and Dips

Corner 3- Homer to Marge, Low Slow Fludder,  Heal Taps

Corner 4- Squat Jumps, Frakenstiens and Monkey Humpers

Corner 5- Plank Jacks, Supermans and Side Crunches

Corner 6- Step Ups, Irkins and Dips

Corner 7- Box Cutters, Pickle Pounders and Hillbillies

Corner 8- 10 Burpees

Mary:- 4 Minutes of Yoga to stretch out

Announcements: Frosty this weekend

Closed out in Prayer:

Thankful

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FNGs:none
Warm Up:Good mornings, arm stretches, fazio arm circles, ssh
The Workout:

T – The Wolverine 10 count

H- Howling monkeys atom the circle and 10 count at end

A- Aiken legs 20 jump squats, 20 lunges IC, 15 smurf jacks

N- no surrender 20 IC

K- king of hearts suicides. 3 sets

S- Stirkins stepuos and irkin

G- 20 Groiners

I- indian run to tennis court with last man doing 3 merkins

V- vacuum cleaners with 3 sermons at two locations

I- iron Hulk 1:4 ratio to 7

N- never cross dolly

G – growing pains

G- good day

Mary:none
Announcements: convergence tomorrow at 6:00am tiger blood, csaup dec 7th, Christmas party Dec 14th.  Leadership changes starting Jan 1st
T-Claps (Recognition): to the pax who came out and brought canned goods for Mamas House of Thrift.  Picture to follow but we’ll over 300 items.
Prayer:Quivers family, Hardy and sickness, Wallaby

I didn’t lie…this time.

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YHC wasn’t expecting much of a turnout with I got 5 onnit starting next door, but was pleasantly surprised to see 8 HIM at Downtown Train for some rock and ab work. YHC was happy to see Master Shake out for some Monday morning fun at Downtown Train.

EC: YHC flaked on the EC, but Nemo, Dovetail, and Pilgrim got after it.

FNGs:  None (Still haven’t had an FNG show up at one of my Qs.)

Warm Up: Standard Lap; 10 burpees OYO, SSH x 50 in cadence, Merkins x 20, fazio arm circles (forward x 25, backwards x 25 in cadence), seal claps x 25 in candence, overhead claps x 25 in cadence, Michael Phelps

The Workout: Grabbed rock and headed to library parking lot for the following rounds (all in cadence).

Round 1: Curls for the gurls x 25, Tricep extensions x 25, curls for the gurls x 20, tricep extensions x 20, curls for the gurls x 15, tricep extensions x 15

50 LBCs in cadence

Round 2: Shoulder press x 25, bus drivers x 25, shoulder press x 20, bus drivers x 20, shoulder press x 15, bus drivers x 15

50 Freddie Mercury’s in cadence

Round 3: Chest press x 25, skull crushers x 25, chest press x 20, skull crushers x 20, chest press x 15, skull crushers x 15

50 LBCs in cadence

Round 4: Squats x 25, sumo squats x 25, squats x 20, sumo squats x 20, squats x 15, sumo squats x 15

50 SSH in cadence

Mary: 10 burpees OYO

Announcements: Frosty Dec 7, Christmas Party Dec 14

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer: All PAX and their families traveling this week.

Lipstick Delegation Tour Day 4 – “Turning our bodies into Weapons”

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EC: Banana Seat, Yosemite, YHC  “Lipstick Fritter Bound for these Guys!”
Warm Up: Quick loop around Soccer fields and circle up in lot.

SSH x50

Daisy Pickers x15

FAC x10 Fwd/Rev

Overhead Claps x15

Seal Claps x15

Monkey Humpers x10

PAX was informed of Delegation Week Day 4 and today’s luck winner was M4L
The Workout: Mosey to the halfpipe hill. Crab Walk with feet first up the hill. Army crawl up the hill.

Indian Run over to Big lot for 10 Rounds with Tyson.  Burpees, Merkins, Squats, WW2 in the corners. I believe we did 4 rounds 10-7 🙂

Mosey over to the abyss. Bear Crawl Face Fwd down the stairs, SSH for the PAX to complete and recover on the jog backup. Repeat x2. Indian run back to lot

Mary: Pickle Pounders x25, Boat Canoes x20, American Hammers x10
Announcements: Frosty Dec 7.  F3 Southwake Holiday Party Dec 14, Please RSVP or just showup.  Oakwood 24hr with Frey Daddy Dec 21
T-Claps (Recognition): Grimmace for coming backout to the gloom after his debut at Ground Pounder
Prayer: Quiver’s Family, Crablegs. Yosemite’s church family for the passing of a young lady in a car wreck

Six For Sevens

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Rolled into the Downtown Train lot at 5:03 am with Coal Ash ready for EC. Nemo arrived a minute later. Flag planted, we took off to Womble, around the soccer fields, and back. Two miles.

Six PAX for Main Event: Breach, Coal Ash, Nemo, Fanny Pack, Pumpkin Spice, YHC

Warm Up: SSH 25x, Good Mornings 16x. Near Bat Wings: Arm circles 16x front 16x back, Hold ’em out, Seal claps 16x, Hold ’em out, OH claps 16x. Between reps, we took turns counting to 10. During warmups, a car sped up Ballentine and I was looking forward to the mandatory burpees for all. The car turned into the lot, a guy hops out, and he goes into the church. Oh well. We did five burpees anyway.

The Workout: Sevens: I was eager to use Holly Springs’ first and only parking deck, but had not yet scoped it out. As we entered, I was impressed at how bright and clean it was. First thing I thought of was, can we play winter-time flag football or ultimate in here?

Perfect venue for some Sevens. We lined up and did Star Jumps on the far end and Merkins on the near end. It was so much fun, we did another round with Derkins on the far end and Dips on the near end. Nearly nailed the count on everything, but Breach had to remind me at least once.

Mosey to small rock pile. Time for some arm work. All 16 counts because I thought the date was the 16th, turns out it was the 18th. Straight lifts, tricep extensions, curls, hold rock behind back. Now my favorite–the bus driver, which seems to be the most innocuous exercise–looks easy, but it’s not. We did 16 counts of multiple arm workouts, plus some squats.
Mary: Pickle pounders, WWIIs, boat.
Announcements: Slack, FB
T-Claps (Recognition): Really nice work by all today. Good to see Pumpkin Spice.
Prayer: Coal Ash’s family following his grandfather’s passing. Others spoken and unspoken.

Delegation Tour Day 3

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EC: Fromunga, Banana Seat, Yosemite, YHC
Warm Up: This is getting a little repetitive at this point…maybe tomorrow we don’t start with….. SSH x50? I guess you will have to show at Disney to find out 🙂

SSH x50

Smurf Jacks x25

Good Mornings x10

IW/Hill x15 Each

Merkins x10

YHC announced to the PAX Delegation Tour continues. A wise man once told me that any Pax should be able to Q on the spot at anytime, anywhere. That wise man was delegated 20 minutes of beatdown this morning – Double D!

The Workout:

Double D Mosey us over to the big hill by main st. for 11’s. Burbees at the bottom (increments starting at 1), Bear Crawl up, LBC x11 at the top and then crawl bear back down. Repeat until Burbees reached 7

Mosey over to the baseball diamond for up/down wheelbarrow merkins on the bleachers. DQ (Delegate Q) was notified he had 3 minutes left and we mosey to the parking lot for bear crawl 2 spaces, crab walk backwards to start and repeat until 8 spots.

YHC took back over and led the Pax to the Tennis Courts. We lined up long ways for suicides on the outside lines of the courts. We then grabbed some wall for BTTW shoulder taps x25, Peoples Chair. Repeat suicides and meet back at wall. BTTW Shoulder Taps x15, Peoples Chair Hallelujah x15, repeat 2x
Mary: (Copy Paste from yesterdays workout) Low Slow Flutters x25, American Hammers x20, LBC’s x20, Boat Canoes x25, Pickle Pounders x25
Announcements: Frosty CSAUP is Dec. 7 Shirt order by Midnight tonight. Holiday Party Dec 14, RSVP
T-Claps (Recognition): Sprinkles! After the workout we had some great fellowship at Stick Boy and I had the privelage of talking with Sprinkles. It took a while to EH this guy by Double D and 3rd Cousin but Big T-Claps for his commitment since showing up August 12th. Sprinkles has been committed to 6x a week! Hard work is paying off, he was crushing it out there today!
Prayer: Quiver and his family. We are here for you Quiver, we may not know what to say/do to help, but we are hear to listen and support you in any way we can brother.  Fromunga’s co-worker with Kidney Failure.

Enjoyed coming down to the Quay! If you don’t make the trip enough, it’s not a whole lot extra time to get there in the mornings from the HS workouts. The way home is a different story 🙂  Worth the trip HIM’s!

Arms Up!

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10 Pax today at Purple Cobra. Thanks for the strong effort Men.

FNGs: None

EC: Warbucks, Emeril, Dawgound, Axe, 187

Warm Up: Lap, 10 burpees OYO, merkins X 10, SSH x 30, windmill x 10, good mornings x 10

The Workout:

Hallelujah Indian Run around shopping center x 2.

Gathered at loading docks for balls to the wall and peoples chair (10 count each Pax) x 2.

Grabbed rock(s) and moseyed to hill across the parking lot for 40’s. Start at bottom of hill run to top, repeat. Exercises were curls for the girls and tricep extensions.

Moseyed back to loading dock and dropped off rocks. 1 burpees OYO.

Hallelujah Indian Run around shopping center x 2.

Mary: Merkins x 10, LBCs x 50 (in cadence), Merkins x 10, low slow flutters x 10 (in cadence)

Announcements:  M4L is taking up shoe donations for Healing Transitions. Veterans Day is Monday. See a Vet, thank a Vet.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer: YHC took us out.

Tiger – Ween

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As the Q rode in to TigerBlood with a Tiger in the passenger seat a small group was gathered.  The crowd increased including Spiderman.  A brief discussion was had trying to figure out the mystery Spiderman that wouldn’t talk.  I believe this webmaster likes bananas.

As the clock struck 5:30am the group was off for a quick mosey over to the front of the elementary school around the picnic tables for a warm-up.

FNGs:N/A

Warm Up:

  • Good Mornings X 20 IC
  • SSH X 31 IC
  • Merkin clock – around picnic tables.  Started at noon in the derkin position, moved over to 3 o’clock, to 6 o’clock, to 9 o’clock.
  • Jump Ups X 20 IC

The Workout:

The PAX made their way over to the bloody wall for some H – A – L – L – O – W – E – E – N.  Here is how things went down…

H – Happy Jacks X 20 IC – A SSH was executed and after every 5, 2 jump squats were done, until the group made it to 20.

A – Apollo Creed Burpee X 10 – That’s right, a one armed burpee.

L-LL Cool J X 20 in somewhat cadence – Alternating lunges followed by a burbee and a jump squat.  The burpee is the “cool” in LL cool J.

L – Ladder Jacks – SSH X10 IC, Seal Jacks X 10 IC, smurf jacks X 10 IC,  and plank jacks X 10 IC

O – One -Legged Burpee X 10 IC

W – wave of merkins – The PAX got into a tight circle starting with Emeril (not to his liking) with a 1 making our way around the circle. After reaching 5 the wave of merkins continued back down to 1.

E– Elevens – Balls to wall, merkins on the curb.  Started with 10 B2W and 1 merkins working our way back to 1 B2W and 10 merkins.

E – Elevens – Curb jumps  and dips.  Started with 10 curb jumps and 1 dips working our way back to 1 curb jump and 10 dips.

N– Narrow squats – X20 IC.  Feet together knocking out a squat.

The combination of getting after Halloween, the costumes, and humidity had the PAX working up a good sweat by this point.  Spiderman had yet to identify the real man behind the mask, but certainly had superhuman powers as he crushed the workout. The Tigerman was close to blood, but managed  to get away with just some mud.

The PAX did an Indian Run behind the school back to the parking lot.

The Q quickly pulled out a speaker for Ghostbusters.  With everyone holding the plank as the music started the group was instructed to knock out a burpee everytime “Ghostbusters” was said and plank jacks every time  “I ain’t afraid of no ghosts”.

Mary:

  • LBC X 20 IC
  • Freddie Mercury X 20 IC
  • 6 inch leg hold X 31 IC
  • Flutter kicks X 20 IC
  • Homer to Marge X 20 IC
  • Boat Canoe X 20 IC

Announcements:

Frosty CSAUP 12/07 and SW xmass party 12/14 (?)

T-Claps (Recognition):

Those who managed to make it through this work-out in a costume.

Prayer:

All those going out to collect candy and all unspoken prayers.