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I Can’t See, but I Can Smell!

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A cold morning at the Cobra. Full House commented it was almost sweatshirt weather as he took off for some EC, while YHC was swinging the kettlebell and grimacing at my cold hands. Forgot to bring the bell inside last night. Either way, YHC knew the hands would eventually feel like ice blocks with what we were going to do today. Good amount of mumblechatter along the way today, not sure if that meant too easy or if we were just more 2ndF focused today, but the more you Q, the more you learn things about the workout and PAX…all good things. For instance, I learned today to be more specific about stone choice. High reps, low reps, travel size, etc.
Warm Up: SSH x25, Good Mornings x15, Imperial Walkers x15, Squatted Overhead Claps x15, Annie’s x10, 5 burpees OYO.
The Workout: 9 man Indian run around the back of the Teeter to the base of the big and hated hill. Some squat hold while YHC gave the instructions for upcoming routine. Each round would start in squat hold at the bottom of the hill, sprint up to the top, plank hold for the 6 plus a few seconds more, then an exercise that would increase by 5 reps and also stack over rounds. Sprint back to the bottom of the hill. Started with 5 Boat/Canoes. That’s 1 round. Next round was 5 Boat/Canoes, 10 American Hammers IC. So we did a total of 5 rounds. Last round encompassed 5 Boat/Canoes, 10 American Hammers, 15 WW2, 20 Dying Cockroach, and 25 Merkins. Final move over here was a bear crawl up the hill.

We did a fellowship mosey over the the big red wall behind the shopping center. PAX held a People’s Chair for a 10 ct. per PAX. We then held BTTW for a 10 ct. per PAX. YHC then instructed PAX to grab a couple of the river stones over on the edge of the parking lot, one for each hand. PAX grabbed a variety of sizes, which made YHC realize as the routine went on that the Q should specify a bit more every now and then. All PAX held rocks in their hands for a 50 ct. of lateral raises, followed by a 10 ct. per PAX BTTW. Repeato, except we did front raises with the rocks, followed by 5 ct. BTTW. We then held People’s Chair and did 25 counts of lateral, front, and overhead raises. PAX finished with a 10 ct. per PAX of BTTW.

Over to the Jiffy Lube for some dips and irkins. 15 Dips, 15 Irkins, 20 dips, 20 irkins. It was during this time that an effervescent odor washed through the area courtesy of Lipstick. While Tetanus had moved during irkins to avoid having his eyes poked out by the shrubs, he regretted this decision as he walked directly into the odor trail. Indian run on over to Mary.

Mary: 5 Boat/Canoes, 10 American Hammers IC, 15 WW2’s, 20 Dying Cockroach IC. Have a nice day! Though YHC wanted to end directly on time, Lipstick finished with 25 merkins, either out of sheer determination, a case of OCD with exercise counts, or as penance for gassing us out earlier!
Announcements: Christmas Party Thursday night, 7 Bombshell. Sign-Up/Show-Up.
T-Claps (Recognition): UTI…coming back strong to the Gloom!
Prayer: My M and surgery on Dec. 21st, 187, his M, and family, POTS and his family with the loss of a cousin. Be thankful for your health, reach out to others while you can….you never know the impact a simple conversation or encouragement to someone else can make. YHC took us out.

This is the way…Over and Back, Up and Down…

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Well, it’s been 8 weeks since I’ve been surrounded… As most of you know, I’ve been out of commission serving the family while my wife recovers from surgery.  I’d like to thank everyone who reached out, it meant a lot. While we still have a bit to go, I’m able to get out a bit more! So why not take the Q…. It is Disney, so what would it be without some direction… Which way should I go? We’ll go together… This is the way.

FNGs: NOPE
Warm Up: Mosey around the lot, circle up for 50 SSH IC, Frankenstein 10, Imperial Squat Walkers x10, Standard Merkin x10. Mosey a bit for 5 Burpees.  Mosey again.
The Workout: Thing 1: Over and Back- Reached the smaller side lot by the baseball fields. PAX Lined up down a single row. Burpee Dan’s were on the menu. It’s a stack-em up. 1 Burpee to start, lunge walk across the lot, 2 burpees, lunge walk back, 3 burpees…. to 10. We mixed in some crab walk and bear crawls.

Thing 2: Up and Down: Standard pyramid work. 10-50, 50-10. Standard Merkins (10), WW1 (20), Squat (30), Mtn Climbers (40ish..), SSH (50) – all exercises in cadence. Together. We went up and then came back down.  Mosey back for Mary w/ a waive to the abyss. Not this time.
Mary: Popcorn mix – Wide Grip Merkings, Box Cutters, LSF, Homer to Marge, Pickle Pounders, LBC’s, all 20 counts.
Announcements: Frosty – Saturday 12/5 6-10 from Possom Trot (Ruck event to 5 AO’s in FV)
T-Claps (Recognition): Full House for mapping the 4 mile EC. YHC joined him at 0450.
Prayer: 187/M, Quiver’s friend and his M – see his 3rdF donation, PAX recovering from COVID, Fanny Pack’s M surgery 12/20.

Kick in the Face at KungPOW

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FNGs: None
Warm Up: Things happened in the darkness.
The Workout: Apparently, I learned that what happens at KungPOW, stays at KungPOW. We don’t talk about KungPOW! There were coupons, rocks, Merkin Suicides, and a long fire hose Indian Run. The rest… well, you’ll have to talk to one of the fine gentlemen in attendance that day. We did leave a lot of footsteps in the frost at the church.

Mary: We reviewed the Mission and Core Principles of F3.
Announcements: CSAUP ruck style on Dec. 5th. CSAUP beer style with toys for tots on Dec. 12th. Oak wood 24 to benefit healing transitions in December.
T-Claps (Recognition): The great fellasof Westcott for welcoming YHC to their hood! Tetanus for pushing hard back into the gloom.
Prayer: YHC’s M, POTS cousin and family, unspoken. YHC took us out. Honored to be here.

So You’re Saying You Were All Just Standing There?

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It’s been awhile since YHC has been over to Purple Cobra. One reason I’ve taken on a lot of Q opportunities in the last year is because you learn a lot about the AO sites and usually something new for pain you can dish out. Today, I discovered that there is an abundance of nice smooth river stone rocks back by the Jiffy Lube. We used those today. We also ran quite a bit of 4 corners and did some other stuff on a strangely and suddenly cold morning on the brightly lit grounds of Purple Cobra. Apparently, I found out afterward during 2nd F that there was a rumor that we just stood around all workout. Nothing but heresay…

FNG’s: Nada
Warm Up: SSH, Good Mornings, Frankenstein’s, Annie’s, Mountain Climbers, Imperial Walkers, Fazio Arm Circles (F/R). Moseyed on over to the big lot outside of Fern Fitness.
The Workout: A stackable 4 corners was in order with different travels between. Round 1: Each corner was 5 burpees with a mosey in between. Round 2: 5 burpees, 10 monkey humpers with karaoke in between. Round 3: 5 burpees, 10 monkey humpers, 15 merkins with backpeddle to sprint between. Round 4: 5 burpees, 10 monkey humpers, 15 merkins, 20 American Hammers with fast feet (for some) in between. The merkins got tough by about the 6th corner and burpees…well we did quite a few of them.  Between each round was a 15 ct. IC LSF as we waited for the six.

Mosey over to Jiffy Lube for 40 dips, 12 SSH, 30 dips, 12 SSH, and 20 dips. To the rock pile. The PAX circled up with two handheld rocks for 50 shoulder press, 25 lateral raises, and 25 front raises. Lots of mumblechatter during this including claims of getting smaller rocks, who should always Q at TBD, who might get a rock thrown at them if they don’t stop smack talking TBD, and comments about not being able to use arms anymore. Finished up with an all PAX 5 count of BTTW on the imposing red wall. And…we found a broomstick.
Mary: Moseyed over (Oboe and UTI sprinted over) to the flag for Mary. 25 WW2’s, 25 Box cutters IC, 25 LBC’s.
Announcements: F3 HSHalf coming up Nov. 14th. Details and needs on Slack.
T-Claps (Recognition): Kosher for making a return to the Gloom. Solid work!
Prayer: Our nation on election Day today. 187 and his M with health issues. My M, Courtney, for some testing going on…we hope nothing too serious. POTS led big taking us out!

Cram it up your cramhole, La Fleur!

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In the pre-blast I took it upon myself to shame the site Q for missing his Q last week.  In reality you should have a look at the Purple Cobras Q sheet this year.  Dude spent some time without any Q relief this year.  With the creation of the Cap’n Caveman AO, there has been a draw to the new shiny thing (they love their metal sticks over there)….  I digress.  Site Q deserved a day off and I pushed him to make it over to Caveman for some time with the sticks.  YHC would hold keep the world safe from those Globo Gyms for the morning…

That said… Get out there and sign-up to Q.  Check out Abe’s call to action on Slack to see you all on the Q sheet once a week in November!  AYE!

https://f3southwake.slack.com/archives/C8X3D5RRV/p1603835279314700

FNGs:  None of them were new, some of them were friendly

Warm Up:

  • Mozy from the flag towards Planet Fitness lot
  • On the way carioca left and right
  • Run backwards
  • Return to forward and continue to Planet Fitness lot
  • Circle Up – Frankensteins, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, SSH, Windmills
  • Lunge Walks to the corner of the lot
  • Butt Kickers, High Knees, Mozy to the bottom of “the same hill you ran last week”™

The Workout:

  • Clock Merkins, we went around the clock – I mixed up the times a bit
  • Sprint up “the same hill you ran last week”™
  • Mozy down “the same hill you ran last week”™
  • Sprint up “the same hill you ran last week”™
  • Mozy to the GCF parking lot
  • Execute some classic 11s
    • WW2s
    • Bearcrawls
    • Burpees
    • Sprint return
    • and repeat until complete
  • Mozy down “the same hill you ran last week”™
  • Sprint up “the same hill you ran last week”™
  • Mozy behind The Teeter and around to the flag

Mary:

  • Homer to Marge
  • H2M, left leg only / right leg only
  • Pickle Pounders
  • Low Slow Flutters
  • Arm stretches right/left out front
  • Arm stretches right/left over your head
  • Have a nice day

Announcements:

  • Lights are on for the 1st Monday of every month at Ting for Ultimate.  Paradise City runs as usual, Ultimate will be separate
  • SHIRTS!  See #southwakegear and/or talk to Skid
  • 2nd F at Panera – that happens most days – get yourself a coffee subscription and get to know some other PAX

T-Claps (Recognition):

  • Thanks for showing up this morning men!
  • Cupid for holding down the Site Q at Purp Cobras – Glad he made it to Caveman today!

Prayer:

  • 187s wife Tracey.  Good news on the treatment front.  More to come – thank you for your prayers

I Didn’t Know You Were a Plumber

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Some workouts just have so many 1-liners that you really can’t name all of them…but the title of this BB is one of them! Why? You Ask. Well, it’s because one of the coupons of pain YHC brought today was literally a bag filled to the brim with wrenches. See…awhile back, Shamwow came up with this 5 week challenge of who could Q the best beatdown at Disney. 5 Spots were taken fast, 1 by YHC. The workouts so far have been tough and all have taken a different angle on how to deal out the pain in some unique ways. So I knew YHC had to cook up something a little special today. So my fellow PAX helped me clean out my garage of various heavy coupons for a beat down on the big field at Disney. We put this stuff to great use today! YHC got to the AO very early because I had no idea how long it would take to unload and set this stuff up in the field of darkness. But…it was my pleasure to put in extra effort today to cook up something special.

EC: A 4 mile route run by Dahmer, Full House, Shamwow!, Nemo, and YHC.

FNG’s: None…but they really missed out.

Warm Up: Quick mosey around the parking lot and then a circle up for Good Mornings, Sir Fazio’s, Seal Claps, Hillbillies, Overhead Claps, Windmills, Frankenstein’s, standard Merkins x12, Prisoner Squats x12…and off to the field.
The Workout: On the field the Pax would find stations, each with a coupon. Some larger than others…some very large. We would rotate through these stations doing AMRAP exercises while the “timer” PAX performed heavy bag flips from 1 cone to another and back again. That’s 1 station. Stations were:

100 lb. heavy back flips about 40 yards and back.

18 lb. kettlebell figure 8’s

15 lb. single arm shoulder press with garden block

30 lb. bag of wrenches deadlift

Recover on the fire house carry (2-3 passes of 40 yards)

25 lb. dumbbell curls for the girls

25 lb. dumbbell wonderbras

5 lb. dumbbells in each hand fast 1-2’s

25 lb. kettlebell swings

100 lb. heavy back chain drag about 40 yards and back

A few others used a large rainbow painted rock (thanks my 2.0 Julia) and a jump rope that were there for extra playing.

We completed two full rotations through all stations.

Mary: WW2 x30, Box Cutters x15, H2M x15, WW1’s x30. 5 last Good Mornings to stretch it out.
Announcements: Donate to Momma’s House Thanksgiving Meal Fund through PayPal. Thursday night hygiene product ruck. Check Slack and either Breach or Sprinkler for details.
T-Claps (Recognition): Big Perm…second post in a row. POTS for showing us the way by lifting and carrying the heavy back (instead of dragging). Nemo for showing on-time to EC.
Prayer: Pray for 187’s M and health issues. Full House took us out! Honor to lead men. Thanks for playing today.

Where’s Cupid!?

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This morning, Men assembled for what was promised to be a no burpee beatdown.  But alas, our Q never showed.  There were many imitators…  It’s amazing how many tiny cars are out at 5:30, especially in the Teeter parking lot…  Even without our leader, the show must go on!

EC: ShamWow! 187

FNGs: No

Warm Up:  by ShamWow!

SSH, Smurf Jacks, Bent Overhead Claps, Overhead Claps, Seal Claps, Frankensteins, other stuff ShamWow told us to do…

The Workout:

POTS’s Contribution

  • Mozy to the GCF parking Lot
  • Partner Up for a DORA – 100 Merkins, 200 LBCs, 300 Squats switching off with a partner that runs around the Jiffy Lube

UTI’s Contribution

  • Mozy to the bottom of “the same hill you ran last week”™
  • Sprint up “the same hill you ran last week”™
  • Mozy to the guardrail, 10x Dips, Erkins, Derkins for 2 rounds
  • Mozy to the bottom of “the same hill you ran last week”™
  • Sprint up “the same hill you ran last week”™
  • Mozy to the guardrail, 10x Dips, Erkins, Derkins for 2 rounds
  • Mozy to the bottom of “the same hill you ran last week”™
  • Sprint up “the same hill you ran last week”™

ShamWow!’s Contribution

  • Mozy to the damp dumpster wall behind the Teeter
  • Half the group on the wall for People’s Chair
  • Other Half completes 20 Shoulder Taps
  • And… Switch
  • Mozy back for Mary

Mary:  by ShamWow! – Box Cutters, Homer to Marge, Pickle Pounders… other stuff ShamWow told us to do…

Announcements:

Tuesday Oct 27th at 8PM – TEDTalk a week from Tuesday with Tetanus

T-Claps (Recognition):  Great work this morning men!  Good to see Walter White out with us again.

Prayer:

  • Prayers for 187’s wife, awaiting some results on a medical test
  • ShamWow’s wife, will have a procedure next month

Well that was wet.

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YHC hadn’t been to Disney since maybe January or February so when the opportunity to take the Q presented itself, I took it.  Got there early for some EC and Shamwow and Dahmer already there. Just as we were headed out of the parking lot, Nemo came rolling in.

EC: Coal Ash, Sham-wow, Dhamer, Nemo

Was presently surprised when the rest of the PAX started rolling in. Great turnout with Dawgpound, Fanny Pack, Oboe, Pablo, Bobby Dall, POTs, and 187 ready to put in an effort.

FNGs: Nope

Warm Up: 10 burpees OYO.

The Workout:

Part 1: Headed to the stairs for some Dora.

100 Squat Jumps, 200 monkey humpers, 300 SSHs

Part 2: Mosey’d to the soccer fields for hallelujah suicide ladders.

Round 1: Merkins-5, 10, 15…burpee ladder when you got back to the start 1, 2, 3. When you got to far end, 50 mountain climbers. Plank hold for the 6.

Round 2: WWIIs-5, 10, 15…burpee ladder when you got back to the start 1, 2, 3. When you got to far end, 50 mountain climbers. Plank hold for the 6.

Round 3: Get-ups-5, 10, 15…burpee ladder when you got back to the start 1, 2, 3. When you got to far end, 50 mountain climbers. Plank hold for the 6.

Round 4: Get-ups (other side)-5, 10, 15…burpee ladder when you got back to the start 1, 2, 3. When you got to far end, 50 mountain climbers. Plank hold for the 6.

Mary:

Part 1: Lined up for an Indian run around soccer field.

Part 2: Circled up for two minutes of up-downs.

Announcements: Food pantry work this week. Donations for Thanksgiving.

T-Claps (Recognition): All 11 PAX. Great turnout and great effort from all.

Prayer: Family and friends of 4-year old that was hit by car.

Dodgeball fundamentals, Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and Dodge

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Patches O’Houlihan demonstrated the fundamentals of dodgeball this morning, Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and Dodge.

FNGs: none, but welcome back to Walter White
Warm Up: Old school lap around the Hairy Peter then to good mornings, SSH, Sir Fazio Arm Circles front and back, seal claps, over head claps, Moroccan night clubs, standard merkins got us warmed up.
The Workout: PAX started near cars with “Dodge” 10X ice skaters IC, then ran behind the Peter stopped by the rock pile for “Duck” 20x squats IC, mosy to the guard rail for some “Dips” and yes literally dips, 20X IC, head up to Sunset Lake road and all the way down the sidewalk to the HS/Sunset Lake intersection for “Dive” 10X merkins which turned into 10X more merkins and 10X wide grip merkins while waiting for the six.  Finish our first and only lap with “Dodge” 20x monkey humpers IC.  Mosy to the rock pile for some curls for the girls, overhead press and triceps extension, second set overhead press and curls for the girls.  Headed over to Emeril’s favorite hill for a group sprint up, mosy back for Mary.
Mary: 20x LBC IC, American Hammer 20x IC, homer to marge 10x, low slow flutter 10x, pickle pounders 10x, 10x diamond merkins….have a nice day
Announcements: sign up for help Saturday at HSFC, Mamma’s House Ruck and donation for Thanksgiving
T-Claps (Recognition): Welcome back Walter White, great work today!
Prayers: unspoken, Q took us out

Burpees, Busch Latte & Biscuits in an Eddie Van Halen Tribute at Kung POW

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This morning – we honored the passing of a great one – Eddie Van Halen.  It was great to see the 12 Oaks Clown Cars roll up.  Midget almost jumped the curb in the Lexus.  YHC had been up since 3:15 and was fire’t up – lets do this

FNGs: None

The Workout:
Warm Up:

  • Double D took the flag and led us out of Wescott and over the the Church back parking lot.  We played a little frogger on Sunset Lake Road
  • I found a bluetooth speaker in the mulch so I decided
  • Gathered in a circle – YHC explained who we were honoring.  To begin the tribute – the Pax did “Burpee Eruption”  this was continuous burpees through the 1:30 Eddie Van Halen classic solo – “Eruption” – that sucked
  • Good Mornings x 10
  • Mountain Climbers x 10
  • Imperial Walkers x 10
  • Hillbillies x 10

Thang 1:  Running with the Devil

Van Halen Fact:  They started out named The Broken Combs, later became The Space Brothers, The Trojan Rubber Company, and then Genesis. Upon finding out the latter name was already taken, they changed their name yet again to Mammoth.  In 1978 –  Eddie was just 23 years old when they released their debut, self-titled album.  It had 11 songs and was only 35 minutes in length.  The opening track was “Running with the Devil”

11s while Running with the Devil played on loop

  • Bottom of Hill – Merkins
  • Top of Hill – Squats
  • 5k pace on the run or faster

Thang 2:  “Panama”

Van Halen Fact:  Released in January 1984.  This was the final full length album to feature the original members.  This album produced the bands only #1 single on billboard – Jump.    The kid on the cover was based on a famous Italian work of art called a “Putto”

Do this as a group – in a circle – no breaks – no rest – all to “Panama” on repeat

  • 60 Body Weight Squats (20 per round)
  • 60 WW1 (20 per round)
  • 60 SSH (20 per round)
  • 30 Burpees (10 per round)
  • 60 Mountain Climbers (20 per round)
  • 60 Merkins (20 per round)

Thang 3:  Hot Summer Nights

Fact:  Eddie Van Halen could never read sheet music.    Gene Simmons produced their 1st demo disk.   5150 named after mentally disturbed person.  Sammy wanted to name the 9th album FUCK but settled on just using the letters For Unlawful Carnel Knowledge

  • Cackalaca Choo Choo  (All this to 5150’s “Hot Summer Nights” on Loop)
    • Pax in a plank hold in large circle
    • 1 pax goes around the circle jumping over feet of planing pax
    • Every two jumps – he does a burpee
    • Next pax leaves and goes around

Double D led us back to my truck with shovel flag flying!

Mary:

  • Low Slow Flutter x 20
  • LBC x 20
  • Have a nice Day

Announcements:

Dumbo 3rd F at Holly Springs Food Bank

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer:

  • Unspoken
  • Famunda with some job uncertainties
  • YHC took us out

 

2nd F

  • We had sausage biscuits and Busch Latte