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We got what we wanted AND played a game!

Some commitments were made prior to the workout – TCLAPS Cupid, Bobby Dall, Bobby Boucher!

EC: YHC, 187

FNGs: nada

Warm Up:

  • Box Cutters (aparently not a warm-up exercise)
  • Daisy Pickers
  • SSH
  • Imperial Walkers
  • Hillbillies
  • Mozy to the rock pile
  • Mozy to The Same Hill You Ran Last Week™

The Workout:

  • 2 Decks of Cards Revealed…  It’s WAR
  • PAX split into 2 groups
  • Cupid takes Deck #1 – Group 1
  • YHC takes Deck #2 – Group 2

 

  • ♣️ Catalina Wine Mixers
  • ❤️ Overhead Press
  • ♦️ Diamond Merkins
  • ♠️ Quiver Crushers

 

  • Cards placed on the ground for each team.
  • Team with highest card does the workout based on the suit and the number on the card.
  • Team with the low card, takes the hill
  • When the cards match, one card down, one card up.  Highest Card rule applies but the count is the sum of all 3 cards.

 

  • Rinse/Repeat until Q calls time.
  • In this game – It felt like the win went to Team Cupid.  Team UTI went up and down that hill a TON.  Strava seems to claim that TEAM Cupid ran slightly further at Purple Cobras.
  • ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • THE WINNER – EVERYONE THAT BEAT THE FART SACK!!!!

 

  • 104 Pick-up
  • Return the rocks
  • Mozy to Mary

Mary:

  • American Hammers
  • Boat Canoes
  • Have a Nice Day
  • Good Mornings

Announcements:

  • Shield Locks – Learn what they are, go find one, get ready for a TEDTalk
  • Cupid will arrange us a workday with the town at some point soon

T-Claps (Recognition):  Thanks to Cupid for the nudge to Q today.

Prayer:  Continued prayers for the country as Texas thaws out.

6 V 6 Ultimate at Ting under the Lights

FNGs: none
Warm Up:  SSH, Good am, Frankensteins, static stretches
The Workout:   Very fast paced game with lots of scores resulting in many 10 c exercises including merkins, monkey bumpers, ssh, LBCs, etc.  Very intense at times as we heard tremendous cheering support from the PAX jogging at PC.
Mary:  OYO
Announcements:  Super Bowl Squares fundraiser – See Dauber on slack/FB
T-Claps (Recognition): All the PAX for taking the red pill, running through the 32 degree temps; thankfully the rain held off
Prayer: PAX injured, UNSPOKEN, US leaders, military; YHC took us out

Super exited to be back in the gloom under the lights; honored to lead men. – Dauber

 

 

January 29 2021 – Westcott KungPOW (Burpees Extravaganza) QIC POTS

EC: 0 

PAX:  9

FNGs: 0 

 Warm Up:

52 Side Straddle Hops (SSH) and 2 Burpees

 The Workout

Mosey’d to church parking lot.

a. PAX partner’d up.

Partner 1

  1. Curls for the girls (with Rock)
  2. Overhead press (with Rock)
  3. LBC’s
  4. Triceps Extensions (with Rock)
  5. Freddie Mercury’s
  6. Goblet Squats (with Rock)
  7. American Hammers
  8. Lunges (with Rock)
  9. Bus Drivers (with Rock)
  10. Box Cutter’s

Partner 2

(Sprint to far end of parking lot)

  1. 5 burpees (rise and repeat)

b.  PAX regrouped to do 52 more Side Straddle Hops (SSH) and additional burpees

Mary: Mosey’d back to Westcott and PAX  provided several additional rounds of burpees and some ab work.

 Announcements

Ruck to Mama’s House in Fuquay and road side clean up for Hilltop Needmore  sometime in February

 Prayer: Fanny Pack’s M Courtney and Roger Roger’s friend Maggie.

VQ at Disney

I know what you’re thinking, “What did I miss?” “There was a VQ at Disney and I chose the fartsack over this once and lifetime event?” Yes, today marked the first time in my 3+ years of F3 that I Q’d at Disney, despite being a regular there for so long. It was so great an event that it even pulled M4L out of bed in snowmaggedon 2021, he was early too, with a text to YHC at 0422. It may have been a mistake because he called me Sugar Buns. I haven’t seen someone this excited about 2-4″ since the last time I visited your M. BOOM!! Sorry, I had to. Watch the youtube video if you haven’t.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS1zFhUPD-0

EC: YHC

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Fozio Arm Circles, Overhead claps, Seal Claps, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, SSH, and Good mornings
The Workout: Mosey to the playset. Partner up for 50 pullups (slight variation), 100 step-ups (potential hazard for box jumps as I had planned), 150 erkins, 150 derkins, 200 WWII. Other partner is running a loop in the parking lot.
Part II: 11’s with reverse burpees and turkish get-ups. Reverse burpee you begin and end in the down merkin position. Guarantees you get that merkin in there.
Mary: We stayed off our backs (unlike your mom: See F3 video referenced above).
Announcements: No Long Ass Run this weekend. Good thing Midget wasn’t going anyway. I believe that is the direct quote this morning. 2ndF at Starbucks.
T-Claps (Recognition): All those that made it out in the snow/rain.
Prayer: Family friend of Bobby Dall coping with the loss of someone due to suicide

Purple Cobra 1/12 – Better late than never

FNGs: Nada
Warm Up: Good mornings x 10, SSH x 10, Merkins x 20, Fazio AC’s x 10 (front and back), Burpees x10
The Workout: Sorry I’m tardy to the party with the BB. Better late than never.

Moseyed behind the Teeter to the rock pile where YHC instructed PAX to grab 2 rocks. Make sure they travel well but will challenge you. Moseyed to the hill. You know the one.

Main Thing: DORA. Odd numbers left us with two groups: a 2 man and a 3man. One team mate excercises while the other sprints up the hill and back. Im convinced DORA stands for “Do Or Run Around.” 100 LSFs while holding your 2 rocks above your chest with arms extended. 200 Shoulder Presses with Rocks. 300 Squats with rocks.

After completing the DORA, YHC had PAX rock push back up the hill. Rocks were flat and the ground was wet so this was oddly satisfying.

After we reached the top of the hill, we headed to the wall behind the cleaners. YHC instructed PAX to place one rock in front and assume a BTW. 10 Rock spanks in cadence. Assumed a peoples chair position, getting a 10 count from everyone down the line and then ran it back.

YHC instructed PAX to circle up in front of the wall for 20x Mountain climbers. I think there was something else there, but its eluding me.

Return the rocks to their home.

Lets go get an oil change. Moseyed behind the Jiffy Lube to the guard rail. Urkins durkins and dips. Each PAX took a turn leading a 15 count of each.

Moseyed to Goodwill for some fast feet around the island, bear crawl to the next island, and then run it back.

Mosey back to COT

Mary: Box cutters, Freddie Mercuries
Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition): PAX for avoiding the quitters fire and coming out in the cold rain for a beatdown.
Prayer: Our nation as we enter a new chapter. The hope for both decision makers and citizens to exercise compassion and empathy when interacting with others. Treat others as you would like to be treated

05:52 Fast Pass Confirmed

Well, it’s been a few weeks since I’ve had the chance to return to AO’s. I’ll spare the details, but it felt good to be back in the middle and at my second home, DISNEY! Great numbers today that braved some ball clenching cold. I think we all warmed up relatively quickly…. Tetanus brought an FNG and I had a disclaimer chat with him privately before we headed out… LET’S GO!

FNGs: Welcome Tush!
Warm Up:  Quick mosey around the PL return to circle up. SSH x50 w/ 2 sets of 10 at double time IC, Frankenstein x10, Windmill x10, OHC x10, Seal Claps x10, Pakistani Night Clubs (for M4L), Chinook x10 Fwd/Back, Arm circles R/L Fwd/Bck x10.
The Workout: Nice and easy mosey out of the lot to the elementary school PL. Circle up, Jack Webs x25, Standard Merkin x25.  Continue the mosey around to the circle by the football field entrance. Arms out as 6 rolls in and hold. OHC x15, Moroccan Night Club x15 , Al Gore w/ around the horn counts from 5 PAX w/ 10 count.  Continue the mosey in the big HS PL – Hand Release Burpees x10.

Mosey to the Abyss to punch our 05:52 Fast Pass – RIGHT ON TIME… 20 of us found accountability partners for a DORA. 100 Jack Webbs, 200 Squats, 300 LBC’s (IC to start, last trip up and down was single counts). Kicker was that partner 1 wasn’t just walking down and back up – but bear crawl down and up the stairs (thank you to 187 who did this about a year ago and I’ve done once since).  We made 2 solid trips bear crawling and 1 as a walk up/down.  Watching the clock, time for Mary.

Mary: Squat Hold for the 6. Big Boy Sit Ups x25, Homer to Marge 10 (+ L leg, R leg), Box Cutters x20. Have a nice day.
Announcements: Welcome FNG Tush!
T-Claps (Recognition): Nemo and ShamWow! for running EC. Emeril for the monthly challenge EC.
Prayer: For our country.  Breach took us out.

Ultimate Bloodbath

Your YHC led this bloodbath 232-4 (OK,  it was all fantasy in my head as we did not keep score). 23 PAX joined in some Ultimate fun. It was good to have several PAX that had never played with us out there. Thanks for letting me “lead” (and I use that term lightly)

 

Farmer Mickey

YHC signed up to Q Disney this week since he had decided with Skidmark that it would be a down week on the running front which meant no speed work at the track. One of my favorite AOs from the sheer breadth of things that you can do – today we didn’t need much more than the parking lot though.

I promised a new ride that hadn’t been seen before – the pax that made it out in the rain had the pleasure of farmer’s carrying “Mickey” throughout the workout.

FNGs:

Not today – would’ve been impressive in the 40 degree rain
Warm Up:

SSH x21

Burpee

Imperial Walkers x10

Burpee x2

Hillbilly x10

Burpee x3

Good morning x10

Burpee x4

Frankenstein’s x10

Burpee x5

Merkin x10

Burpee x6 (that’s 21 total for those keeping track)

Take a mosey for what will be our working lap – we made a loop between the parking lot and a small section of the greenway.

The Workout:

Partner up. Two sets of partners split up running opposite directions on our established loop. When they meet they perform 10x Hand Release Merkins the first time, 15x Squats the second, and 20x LBCs the third.

The other pair of partners stayed in the parking lot making a loop – one doing bear crawl, the other farmer’s walking with “Mickey”. The partners switch when they meet – another set of partners relieve them after a full lap.

After we all had a go with “Mickey” we had one pax carry him all the way down the hill to the road – the other 5 ran ahead and performed core work called by a pax. We repeated this up and down the hill until everyone had had their turn – core work included Low Slow Flutter, Nipplers, Shoulder Taps, and three other that my brain fails me on.

We then tucked Mickey away and out came the speaker – we sent 2020 off with a bang to Thunderstruck – SSH the whole time with burpees on every thunder/thunderstruck. Snap confirmed 33 total burpees as YHC advised.

Mary:

Homer to Marge x10

Yoga to let the heart rate come down
Announcements:

F3 turns 10 tomorrow
T-Claps (Recognition):

All the pax that beat the fart sack today and ended 2020 on a high note – 6 in Holly Springs and 6 in Fuquay means quite a few opted for the covers this morning. Let’s do better on the first day of 2021.
Prayer:

Breach took us out with prayers for our nation, first responders, and all those impacted by COVID.

DEPLOY THE B.L.I.M.P.S!!!!!

FNGs: NOPE

Warm Up: Windmills, Good Mornings, Fozio Arm Circles

The Workout:

Gump appeared on the scene with the impression that Purple Cobras wasn’t a running workout…. we run up a hill here most Tuesdays… so…

Started with a short-ish commute to Sunrise United Methodist for use of their vacant and well-lit parking lot.

Once we arrived, we went to the very back of the lot which left us with a long and narrow lot lined with light poles.

DEPLOY THE B.L.I.M.P.S!!!!!

This morning was about form and YHC asked that PAX “slow it down now”.  We would complete these exercises together so we can take our time.  I also told the PAX to let me watch the time… big mistake, read to the end…

  • Run to 1st Post
  • 5x Burpees
  • Run Back to Start
  • Run to 2nd post
  • 10x LBCs
  • Run to 1st Post
  • 5x Burpees
  • Run Back to Start
  • Continue on this way through 15x Imperial Walkers (IC), 20 Merkins, 25 Plank Jacks, 30 Squats

Before returning we completed 20x Low Slow Flutters

We ran out to the church lot entrance and completed 20x SSH

Running back to Purple Cobra, PAX completed some Erkins to await the 6 – The 6 was in and we kept moving down the hill

What hill you ask?  Well “the same hill you ran last week”™ of course!!! – Sprint up the hill 1x to say we did

Run back for Mary

Mary:  Homer to Marge, Pickle Pounders, Box Cutters, WW2s, Crabby Cakes, Burpees

Bobby Dall called out the Burpees at my request.  187 was apparently watching the time and noted that it was the end of the workout.  We did the Burpees anyway 😛

Announcements:  3rd F gearing up for 2021 – join us, lead something

T-Claps (Recognition):  187, thanks again PAX for all the prayers and support

Prayer:  YHC took us out

DB and M4L 2020-21 Reunion tour kickoff

I love Disney.  It’s always been one of my favorite AOs.  I remember the beta opening and Co-Site Qing it with Kid Cracker.  So much to do, well lit, away from homes and no cars.   🙂  So that’s why this morning, M4L and I decided to leave those grounds and head for a dimly lit, residential street with more cars that I counted on!

We wanted to bring back an old favorite – the Jamison Park hill.  Jamison Park was the original 12 Oaks (look it up) and it was great to see 7+ pax from the 12 Oaks hood make the journey to the east side for our Beat Down.

I planted the Shovel Flag on this 35 degree, cold, damp, foggy morning as 25 #HIM showed up in various clown cars.

FNGs: None

Warm Up: At 5:30 on the dot – we were off.

  • Mosey out of the soccer field parking lot and head to Middle Creek High School.
  • Stop at first intersection – Merkins x 20
  • Hand Release Merkins x 20
  • Mosey to end of road near Jamison Park entrance
  • I forgot what we did
  • Quick disclaimer to use your inside voices and we entered Jamison Park

The Workout:

Thang 1:  Pakistani Dora

  • Gather at the bottom of that big ass hill (At Jamison Park Drive and Wesley Ridge)
  • Partner up for Pakistani Dora – one partner runs hill – other partner does reps with cumulative counts
    • Turkish Get up x 100 (audible to 75)
    • LBC x 200
    • Squats x 300
  • It sucked but great effort
  • Even great effort by the White Accord that was paralyzed for several minutes by the sheer amount of man candy beside her car

 

Thang 2:  The 7-11

to celebrate M4L’s first job in America – we moseyed to the half pipe for a round of 7-11s

  • In the half pipe – do a set of 7s with Squats one one side – Star Jumps on the other side (6-1, 5-2, 4-3, 3-4, 2-5, 1-6)
  • When you cross in the middle at the bottom – do 11 merkins (every time)

Jail break to flag

Mary:

Bondo will be turning double Respect on Saturday so he led us in Mary

  • Side plank dips
  • Pickle Punders

Announcements:

  • Social tonight at bombshell – HIM only – so M or 2.0
  • BBQ

T-Claps (Recognition):

  • Praise to Bondo son for coming thru surgery

Prayer:

  • Peakweek co-worker
  • Fanny M
  • 187 M
  • Breach Mother

Here was namorama:  https://youtu.be/ywSU0FwHhB0

Breach took us out with a great message