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Ultimate Frisbee: 20 PAX Under the Lights at Ting

FNGs: Welcome Aaron Wilkins – Originally from Cleveland, OH area, owns an appliance store.  I referenced “Clinger” from M.A.S.H. to a bunch of younger guys with no clue; “Maytag” was offered up until Bobby Dall nailed the naming with Snuggle/Snuggles!  Thanks for bringing him out Sparky.  Help him get on our socials please.  F3 Introduction and guidance discussed.

Warm Up:  Good mornings, SSH, Frankensteins, Daisy Pickers, Static stretches.  Gump divided up the teams and we were off!

The Workout: 10 V 10 match this morning; very competitive; no wind – lots of great throws, catches and defense!  Exercises were called out after each score.  Lots of burpees and merkins.  Very physical today with a lot of hustle and finesse.

Mary:  Static stretching, Frankensteins

Announcements: See Slack/FB; Vicious Cycles on Wed; collection going around to buy Frenchie an alarm clock – see Breach for details.  Don’t ever forget your name BTW during name-o-Rama!  2nd F At Panera

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer: UNSPOKEN;  Go Bears.  YHC took us out.  Honored to lead.  Thanks Gump for washing the pinnies!

7’s and 4 Corners and Bears, Oh My

FNGs: None

Warm Up:
Warm up lap around gas station then circled up for Good mornings, Windmills, SSH, Sir Fazio Arm circles, Hillbillies, Imperial Walkers.

The Workout:

Mosey to bottom of Cobra Sunrise segment for 7’s.  Peter Parkers at bottom, Star jumps at top.  After a couple of rounds, YHC call an audible and moved the 7s toward Dunkin as that hill was much longer than expected.

Next a mosey over to Goodwill lot for some 4 corners.

Round 1:
Lunge walk w/ kickback on the long sides of the lot and plank shuffle on short sides.
Corner 1 – 20 SSH
Corner 2 – 20 monkey humpers
Corner 3 – 20 shoulder taps
Corner 4 – 20 mtn climbers

Round 2: Same thing with mosey between corners.

PAX then picked out their favorite parking lot for some build-a-bears. PAX did one burpee with a plank jack before the merkin. Then bear crawl around the parking spot. That makes one bear. We built 5 or 6 bears before it was time to get back to the flag for Mary.

Mary:
Alphabet Abs: PAX laid on 6 and spelled A-Z with feet together.
Homer to marge, American hammers, LBCs, boat canoes.

Workout ended at 0615.

Announcements:
Sign up for Sleep in Heavenly Peace build day on 4/24.

T-Claps (Recognition): Nice work by PAX to suffer through my first Q in way too long.

Prayer:
Pikachu’s M, Cupids sister. YHC took us out.

No merlot today

YHC swapped into this week’s Paradise City Q after Lipstick decided to visit the happiest place on earth. With my original workout planned scrapped by the date change the pre-blast just said I was going to try and make someone merlot. Spoiler alert – I failed again. One of these days…….


FNGs
:

None today – sad. Need to go EH some sad clowns.
Warm Up:

Mosey to the top of the ramp – SSH x52 IC

Mosey to the bathroom parking lot – Good Morning x8 IC

Mosey to the far corner – Diamond Merkin x20

Mosey to the basketball court – Hillbillie x10 IC

Mosey to the bottom of the ramp – Imperial Walker x2 IC
The Workout:

Run hard up the ramp, recover down. At the bottom keep running down the hill until six gets to posts, then turn and run hard back to the top. At the top we worked through the following list (one bullet point per trip to the top):

  • 10 Merkins
  • 10 Merkins
  • 10 Squats
  • 10 Squats
  • 10 Burpees (I said it was because of mumblechatter but Pablo was right – we were doing them no matter what)
  • 10 Burpees

We then recovered on 10x Monkey Humpers IC, recovery moseyed to the top for 10x more Monkey Humpers IC, and then did the same thing but with the hard run down the ramp and the recovery up. Same 6 exercises at 10 reps at the bottom this time.

After another two sets of 10x Monkey Humpers for recovery we were tight on time.
Mary:

Mosey to the bottom of the ramp – pax line up in plank hold. On YHC’s mark, set, go we jailbreaked to the basketball courts.

10x Homer to Marge (South Wake Style) IC, then 5x IC each leg and some yoga wrapped us up
Announcements:

3rd F projects in the coming weekends
Prayer:

187’s M for continued recovery

All our pax to go out in the world and lead

Snake Eyes Shows up at Purple Cobra

FNGs: none
Warm Up: GM, daisy pickers, IW
The Workout: PAX took the short jaunt to grab some rail for some irkins, dirkins and dips, followed by a 43 IC count of SSH.  A short trip down the street landed the fellas at Sunrise UMC for some sir fazio arm circles, seal claps, overhead claps, chinooks and moroccan night clubs followed by a set of irkins on the curb.  PAX moved to the other end of the parking lot for a repeato, followed by dirkins.  In homage to “that hill” and Kung POW, the six HIM traveled down to Danagher for 7’s of star jumps and diamond merkins up and down the hill.  With UTI sufficiently saturated with sweat, the PAX headed back over to Sunrise UMC for a set of shoulder taps, knerkins, mountain climbers and squats.  The group then headed back to the hairy peeter parking lot for Mary.
Mary: 3 sets of homer to marge, one round of LBCs and low slow flutter, have a nice day.  Post Mary the PAX noticed a ninja running sprints in the parking lot…several HIM approached for a headlock.
Announcements: Long ass run – options out there, check Slack

Prayer: Shootings in Atlanta and Boulder

Gassed Out

EC:  Lipstick, Skidmark, Pikachu, Fanny Pack, Full House, YHC

FNGs:  Pre-blast rumors were told of 3 FNGs to be brought by Katniss and 187.  YHC was the source of said rumors and they were absolutely unfounded by anything resembling fact.  FULL DISCLOSURE:  These statements were made to ride the coat tails of Katniss’s awesome backblast and pump up the numbers for my Q.

As everyone arrived on this fine Monday morning to Paradise.  The air was cool and fresh.  This was fortunately not a morning where the smell of garbage from the landfill hung in the air.  The PAX assembled and intel on the need for gloves was requested.  YHC figured we would be on our hands a bit so better safe than sorry.  This info caught the ear of our resident Pokemon/Nantan – “Bear Crawls!?” he asked excitedly.  It wasn’t in the plan but this was the second Paradise in recent memory where Pikachu called out for Bear Crawls.  I would see what I could do, I told myself.

Warm Up:  A familiar mozy around Paradise.  We ran towards the bottom of the ramp, as we mozy’d a car was moving fast to arrive to Paradise “on-time”.  Bobby Dall emerged from the car and joined us.  Pikachu reiterated his desire for Bear Crawls.  “Bear Crawls up the ramp!?”  I was starting to feel as though I was in a warped version of Green Eggs and Ham.  “Would you?  Could You?  On a ramp?”  The run continued to the top of the ramp where Windmills were performed.  Something was said about “Recover”.  I guess if you need to recover from Windmills…  Skidmark… YHC pressed on and we continued to the back corner near the tennis courts,  On the way, Skidmark looked back on his childhood and ran with his arms spread as if he were a bird or a plane.  Arrival at our next stop, YHC called out Side Straddle Hops.  We went to 25, YHC shouted “RECOVER” followed by Side Straddle Hops.  Lipstick was provided with his typical 50 SSH to start his Monday, Skidmark was given a moment to recover.  We pressed on to the lot, just beyond the barrier outside of the basketball courts – Daisy Pickers.   Warm Up over…

The Workout:

Mozy to the tunnel opening.  PAX watched out on the bypass as THE LAW descended on one unlucky speeder.  YHC reflected on Bobby Dall’s entrance to Paradise this morning.  Lucky for him, no one was on Sportsmanship way this AM as they have been for the last few weeks.

Thing 1:  Tunnel time was not on the menu but the first event was added per request from Pikachu.  Bear Crawls repeats up the hill.  Followed by lunge walks down this hill.  PAX repeated 5x bear crawls with returns.  At some point during this event, the first foul smell was noted.  Did Lipstick, take a Lipstick in the tunnel again?  No time to investigate, let’s clear out – next thing.

Travel to the next thing was a weave through the Paradise lot along Sportsmanship Way, back towards the ramp, and then back towards Sportsmanship again, following the outer rim of the lot.  As we approached our destination, a release…  Warbucks owned it immediately and proclaimed that he was powered by Tijuana Flats.  Full House cried foul, based on his examinations their were notes of chocolate and blueberries.  Something was off and not just the smell.

Thing 2:  11s on the stairs.  WW2s at the bottom (10 to start), Burpees up top (1 to start) – MATH!  OYO!  LET’S GO!  As the PAX worked to finish their task, complaints continued about a specific aroma.  Lipstick was pretty far from the group but that never stopped him before.  Laettner proclaimed “When it’s me, I own it!”  Thing 2 – FIN

Mozy in reverse course around the outer rim of the Paradise lot until we are at the top of the Bear Crawl hill.

Thing 3 (appetizer):  Sprint up the hill to the back corner of the lot.

Mozy around the back and to the bottom of the ramp.

Thing 3:  In the events of the morning it became clear what these men needed.  Probiotics!  Yogurt wasn’t present so all I could do was provide the medicine he would normally prescribe after a workout at Paradise (or any Ting-based AO) – SPRINT REPEATS!!!  Regardless of the need for probiotics, YHC had already decided to incorporate Yogurt’s 7-minute routine to the Main Event.  It played out as it normally does EXCEPT…  Someone ripped one at the starting line and held up the launch to ensure everyone got a good wif… FOR SHAME!!!  (nice one bro)

Return to the lot for Mary

Mary:  Oops, Bear Crawl repeats took all the time we had for Mary – Let’s not forget Bobby Dall’s hurried (but late) entrance – 5 BURPEES!!!

AnnouncementsLONG ASS RUN this Saturday

Prayer:  YHC took us out – Great morning in the gloom!

What kinda moves are these anyways…??? SCHLEGS

FNGs: NONE
Warm Up: 187 made the call to go as I was deep in mumblechatter… Quick mosey around the PL.

SSH x50, Daisey Picker x15, Frankenstein x10, “arms out”…. Deep squat x15, Seal Claps x10, hold em out, OHC x10, hold em out, Seal Claps x10. Michael Phelps.

The Workout:

PAX were pre-blasted this would be a near-zero running workout, they got it. Two coupons were introduced. 2 “pacers” went around the parking lot loop w/ coupons John Cusack. While they were off the following were done AMRAP and as the pacers came in, 2 more went out and we moved on to a new exercise. Repeato until finished with the moves.

Push back Merkin (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mej9bd7Uccs), prisoner squat, mountain climber, bulgarian squats on the short wall, elevated push back merkin, step-ups, BTTW, People’s chair, Dive Bomber Merkins, Mickey Mouse Merkins, WWII, 1 Legged skaters.

Mary: We passed those coupons around for everyone to get a chance – while the rest of the group did the mary exercise two would do a dying cockroach position pushing the block over the chest. We rotated after each call.

LBC 20, Box Cutter 20, Homer-Marge 30, LSF 20, Pickle Pounder 20
Announcements: Deadbolt on the Q at Kung Pow
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: YHC took us out.

Everyone Needs a Little Mercy

A beautiful weather morning for 13 HIM to show up at the “Happiest AO in SouthWake”. YHC had pre-blasted that loud voices would be heard during a few audible exercises at Disney today. YHC had also heard that a decent contingent of Disney regulars had a pretty stationary (albeit painful) beating at Possum Trot the day before, so I decided to keep the feet moving. Fairly certain we got a bit over 2 miles.

FNG’s: None
Warm Up: SSH x 40IC, Good Mornings x 20IC (always a crowd pleaser), Sir Fazio Arm Circles (F/R) x 10 IC.
The Workout: Counted off by two’s and formed two lines for a lengthy Indian Run to the front of the high school by the circle. Group 1 would bear crawl around the circle, while Group 2 did AMRAP dips on the nearby benches. We then rotated. Now it was time for voices to be heard. We stayed in our groups and each group took a turn doing an Indian Run line from the circle up the hill of the parking lot and return, while the other group did the “loud call”  AMRAP exercise. Warbucks called for group 2 to do Pickle Pounders while Group 1 was gone. Roger Roger called for Group 1 to do WW2’s while Group 2 was gone.

We basically repeated this sequence in a couple more spots on our travels today. Next, we went to the bottom of another hill around the side of the high school. Each group took a turn sprinting up and down the hill with 5 Star Jumps at the top. The group waiting did AMRAP LSF’s.

Back to the Indian Run lines…this time to the Abyss. Once again, Groups took turns going down the stairs and returning, while other group did the “loud call” AMRAP exercise. At the bottom of the Abyss, groups did Mickey Mouse Merkins.

Round 1: 3 Mickey Mouse Merkins at the bottom, Group 2: Burpees at the top, Group 1: Hand-Release Burpees at the top.

Round 2: 5 Mickey Mouse Merkins at the bottom, Group 2: Homer 2 Marge at the top (as Bondo said…everyone needs mercy sometimes), so Group 2 returned the favor this round.

Final Round: 7 mickey Mouse Merkins at the bottom, Group 2: Shoulder Taps, Group 1: Star Jumps.

We did one final whole group Indian Run back to the flag for Mary.

Mary: Zebra Kicks x 20IC, LBC’s x 20 IC, Box Cutters x 20IC, american Hammers x10IC (cuz everyone deserves some mercy).
Announcements: Long Ass Run, March 27th. Check the Slack.
T-Claps (Recognition): Great job to the PAX for picking up the six many times today…this is what we do men!
Prayer: Maggie Peterson., friend of Roger Roger with breast cancer. Pikachu’s M and some ongoing pain concerns. Bondo stepped up to take us out.

Get WRECKED

7 Pax answered YHC’s call to get WRECKED at Purple Cobra today. I don’t get out to this site very often as I have been taking Tuesdays off from running, but always good to mix it up and see some faces I don’t get to see very often.
FNGs
:

None today – would’ve been a fun one for them
Warm Up:

Slaughter Starter – 20x burpees OYO

SSH x20 IC

Daisy Picker x10 IC

Good Morning x5 on my up/down

Sir Fazio Arm Circles x10 forward/backward

Goofball x20 IC
The Workout:

Mosey to “that hill”

WRECKED:

Walmart Burpees (that’s a burpee with a roll onto your back at the start – get it, rollback?)

Rampage – Bear crawl up the hill, 20x diamond merkins, crawl bear back down, 20x squats

El Capitan – lung walk up the hill, standard merkin every lung

Killer Bees – bear crawl up the hill, broad jump back w/3x burpees for every 5x broad jumps

Everest – lung walk up hill, squat every two lunges

Diamon Merkins x20

Mosey back to the flags (that’s right – plural. Q and site Q did it right today)
Mary:

Ghost Busters – plank hold to the Ghost Busters theme song. Burpee on every “ghost buster”, plank jack to rhythm during the “I ain’t scared of no ghosts” sections.

LBC x20 IC

Have a nice day
Announcements:

ATT long ass run
T-Claps (Recognition):

BURPEES!
Prayer:

YHC’s wife for test results

Bobby Dall’s co-workers family

17 PAX Under the Lights for Ultimate Frisbee

FNGs:  Welcome back Lipsync to the gloom (6 months).  None – but a very nice turn out in 60 degree weather on the 1st day of March; that wind though made a lot of us look pretty silly throwing and catching…
Warm Up:  SSH, Daisy pickers, Static Stretching (Cupid needs help)
The Workout:  9 V 8.  Lots of intensity battling the stiff wind in one direction; great defensive plays; lots of nice throws and catches too.  After each score, 5-10 count exercises were called out including burpees and merkins.
Mary:  Nope. The game exceeded 45 mins plus.
Announcements:  See Slack & FB; Freed to Lead is being updated….chance to send in an inspirational story.
T-Claps (Recognition):  All the PAX who helped out on Sunday morning moving items at Mama’s House.  Great leadership LED organizing everyone.
Prayer:  YHC took us out.Motor boatin’ has a medical test – hoping for a negative outcome; Praise for Gump and Gump’s new job!

Honored to lead! – Dauber

 

Sorry folks…Parks (field) closed!

YHC was excited to be back in SW for an old school beat down at the happiest place on earth. There was a plan for the happiest place on turf but at 0529 was told field is closed. No worries…there’s a big @$$ parking lot we can use. Sprinkler came in at 0530 with two PAX in the tailgate. Warbucks about broke an ankle just getting out the truck. Our brother Crab Legs upon YHC’s request. It’s always great to see him out skiing the AO’s. No FNG’s so off we went.

Mosey to school lot since field were closed.
Agility around lot
Circle up for warm-a-Rama
Goofballs x15
Irish Potato pickers x10
Imperial Squat Walkers x10
ATM’s (alternating, tempo, standard) x10

Long @$$ 7’s
Morning wood
Double merkin burpees

Indian run to stairs
Bear crawl down then Al Gore
Hop up
Scout run complete lap with 5 diamond merkins
Repeat stairs
Hop down, bear crawl up

Back to lot
Belly sprints x4 (50%, 75, 90, 100)
Exercise after each sprint
– plank jacks, nipplers, groiners

Mary
The Big Sexy
– Homer to Marge
– Rosalita Wip
– Boss Tweeds
– Pickle pounders

No real announcements

Prayers for COVID always, Crab Legs, M4L needs a 3rd job for kids school.

It was awesome getting to hang with my brothers from another mother this morning. Thanks for showing and putting in strong work.

BS Out!