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Tuesday Morning Stacks

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FNGs:none
Warm Up:Mosey, butt kickers, high knees and karaoke

SSH x 25

Imperial walkers x 10

Hillbillies x 10

Daisy Pickers x 10

Good Mornings x 10

Sir Fascio arm circles x 10 forward & 10 back

The Workout:

STACKS

Run to first light pole, 5 burpees, run back to start and 5 burpees

Run to second light pole, 5 burpees and 10 mountain climber, run back to start 5 burpees & 10 mountain climbers

Run to third light pole, 5 burpees- 10 mountain climbers and 15 jump squats, run back to home, 5 burpees, 10 mountain climbers and 15 jump squats

Round TWO

Run to first light pole, 5 merkins, run back to start and 5 merkins

Run to second light pole 5 merkins and 10 WWII’s, run back to start, 5 merkins and 10 WWII’s

Run to third light pole 5 merkins, 10 WWII’s and 15 LBC’s, run back to start 5 merkins, 10 WWII’s and 15 LBC’s

Mosey to playground

3 rounds of balls to walls while partner does 5 pull ups
Mary:

10 Windshield wipers

5 homer to marge regular, left leg up 10, Right leg up 10

15 squats

20 SSH

10 carolina dry docks

10 diamond merkins

10 pickle pounders

10 windmill

 

 

5+1 Captain Thor to 10+5
Announcements: new AO starting tomorrow at Womble
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Banana seat recovery

R4TJ BB

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EC: Pre-EC included 2.5 miles performed by YHC, Post-EC involved Yogurt’s patented 8-min abs Ting hill repeats which he performed solo.

FNGs: uh uh… nope…

Warm Up:  Frankensteins, Daisy Pickers, Butt Kickers, and High Knees

The Workout:  Synchronize watches… and… GO!  PAX of 13 charged towards their hill laden destiny on the BROKED course.  We liked it so much last week, we just had to do it again.  These 13 brave HIM decided to make their legs hurt on purpose in the name of getting stronger- they got 4.9 miles for their efforts today.  The call out to the BRR crew yielded Sir DawgPound, Aquaman, ShamWow!, Blue Hen, Dumbo, and YHC

Mary: had a little lamb… little lamb… little lamb…

Announcements:

  • New AO that hasn’t been named will commence next Wednesday at Womble.  Check Slack and see Aquaman/Doc
    • Please note their is a superior alternative AO to this TBD AO and the Trot…  please see R4TJ 😀
  • Ultimate Frisbee at Tiger Blood this week.
  • YHC has your Q at Dad’s workout this weekend.  I hope you enjoy Kickball… specially modified kickball of course 😉
    • Anyone running an obstacle course or missing the Dads workout should still shoot for 2nd F at Dunkin’ if the time lines up.
  • Paradise City will be hosting a quarterly fitness test (stolen from Carpex) – see DawgPound for details and to make sure you show up for the right day if you are interested in tracking your progress moving forward.
  • An informal running option will commence in 12 Oaks on Fridays at 5am – Bring on them hills!!!

T-Claps (Recognition):  Great work out there this morning guys.  Crossway is no joke and the humidity doesn’t make it any easier.

Prayer: ShamWow! took us out.  Way to lead!

Nutcracker Breakfast Club

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FNGs: Bender
Warm Up: SSH x25

Daisy Pickers x 15

Good Morning x 15

Sir Fascio arm circles x 10 forwards x 10 back

Imperial Walkers x 10

Hillbillies x10

The Workout: Kettlebells

Partner A: 10 Erkins, 10 Derkins & 10 Dips/ Partner B: single hand kettlebell swings (2 rounds)

Parner A: 10 Erkins, 10 Derkins & 10 Dips/ Partner B: Block-a-doc (2 rounds)

Partner A: Bear Crawl to ladders, sidestep ladders and jog back/ Partner B: Briefcase lifts (3 Rounds)

Partner A: Reverse crabwalk to ladders, quick feet in ladders and jog back/ Partner B: Midget love handles (3 Rounds)

Partner A: Jog backwards to ladder, backwards sidestep through ladder and jog around circle/ Partner B: Wonder Bra (2 Rounds)
Mary:

Mountain climbers x 15

LBC’s x 15

Merkins x 10

Windshield Wipers x 10

Diamond Merkins x 10

Captain Thor 5+1 to 10+5
Announcements: 2.0 workout June 8th 9am
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

Banana Seat has a medical procedure tomorrow

Accordian’s Daughter

 

 

 

Core on the Run

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Monday early start we had 7 on EC with Pikachu, Skidmark, 187, Slide Rule, Axe, Cowboy and Nemo.  YHC was looking to accomodate several subtle requests so I came up with a little something new for DT and added in a new stop along the way.

FNGs: None today
Warm Up: Regular lap around the big block, circled up in town hall lot for some IC SSH, Good Mornings, Squats, Fazio Arms
The Workout:  On the jog back up Main St we went all the way to the abandoned drug store on the SW corner of Main and Holly Springs.  Why?  Because they have a wall.  We got right to business with BTTW 10 count, drop to plank hold for 10 count, Mt Climbers ICx10, and up to a 10 count squats.  Recover on a 10 count, and repeat for a total of 5 sets with the last set being to 15.  Back on the run we headed over to cemetery hill.   Squat hold for the 6 at the top.  At the top we safely dropped for a round of modified ATMs – 10 count plank hold, ICx10 shoulder taps, 10 count plank hold, 10 count merkins, 10 count plank hold.  Recover on the jog down the hill for 3 burpees OYO and climb back to the top for another round.  We did 4 climbs up the hill and upped he last round to 15 IC/count,  On the jog back to start.  Finished with over 2 miles.
Mary: 2 quick rounds LBC/Homer to Marge/6 inch hold/low slow flutter
Announcements: See Facebook/Slack for lots of unique opportunities.  Tea Time location change, Ivan/Cletus merge for COT for new month for breathtaker
T-Claps (Recognition): It was a great group out there this morning and everyone was giving a huge effort.  T-Claps to Katniss for pushing through that workout with breathtaker.  Also, I just want to say I have been doing quite a few runs with Cowboy recently and this guy is showing up, putting in the work and getting stronger every day.  Always great to be out there with you and congrats on your run this past weekend at the Quay RFTQ.
Prayer: All unspoken so we took a silent 10 count and YHC took us out.

Two Year Anniversary at the Nut: Co-Qs Dauber and Flanigan

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Warm Up:  Dauber led PAX for a quick jog circling up in the parking lot for the following warm-up exercises:  25 SSH, 10 Sir Fazio Arm Circles (F/B); 10 Daisy Pickers; 10 Imperial Walkers; 10 T-claps; 10 Seal-claps;  Static Arm stretching (L/R, behind the back).  PAX without kettle bells Mosey to the rock pile for medium sized rock (overachiever Breach picked up an XL one).  PAX held plank, rotating R arm and L arm up, until all PAX circled up for the main event led by co-Q, Flanigan.

The Workout:  Flanigan reminisced about one of his early Qs, researching F3 lexicon and coming across a routine called “blackjack”.  PAX lined up at the start of the parking lot with their rock/kettlebell.  Executed one wonder bra.  Lunged to the next bumpout in the parking lot and began the second portion of blackjack with 20 merkins (1+20=21).  Lunged back to the start.  Increased wonderbra rep to two.  Lunged back to the bumpout for 19 merkins.  Get the idea?  Lunges, (a.k.a. Rest period) was changed to a quick jog after about 8-9 rotations in fear of not completing the full blackjack by 6:15 am.  Lots of sweating and mumble chatter (merkins done for the week after this workout).  In all, 210 merkins and 210 wonder-bras were completed.  (20!). Shoulders on fire!    Flanigan was not done.  He grabbed a parachute (BRR Training – new in Box) from his SUV and had PAX taking turns jogging to the end of the parking up the hill and then deploying the chute while sprinting back to line of PAX.  PAX executed curls while watching running man with chute.  Due to time constraints, not all PAX got a chance to try the chute.  (some brave souls stayed post AO trying out the attached chute).  Lots of drag for sure.

Mary:  Dauber took over the reigns from Flanigan and had PAX get on their six for some core and began performing H2M.  More PAX joined in after returning their rocks.  PAX performed 10 additional H2M (right leg, left leg up); 10 Box cutters, 10 low-slow flutters.  Have a nice day!

Announcements:  Support PAX running Quay or completing local Tri this Saturday if you are not participating in these two events; (good luck to those brothers running, swimming, biking); Dads/2.0 workout delayed one week; H1N1 one year anniversary at PT tomorrow; see other announcements on social media.  Nice job Abe wearing Breathtaker.

T-Claps (Recognition):  These two studs:  Dauber and Flanigan. Congratulations on two years with F3!


Prayer:  Dauber took us out.  Prayers for injured PAX.  Silent/unspoken.

 

Thank you for the opportunity to lead you men.  An honor.   -Flanigan and Dauber.

5 Year Anniversary Special

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As always, it is an honor to get out and lead the group.  Around this time 5 years ago PeakWeek EH’d me into coming out with him to F3 while drinking a cold one by the pool.  It was one of the best decisions I made to say, sure let’s do it.

To celebrate the 5 years I thought it only appropriate to run 5 miles prior to Cletus.  It was great to have 11 join in on the fun (Flanigan, VanPatten, Emeril, M4L, Dawgpound, Pilgrim, Bernie, ShamWow, Nemo, BlueHen, and SlideRule)

The past 5 years of involvement with f3 have provided me with many things I wouldn’t have had as a sad clown… lifetime friendships, strengthened faith, improved health, greater faith, perseverance, many laughs, many miles run, and the list goes on and on…

Below is my 5 must do F3 SouthWake list that I shared with the PAX after Cletus.   Be sure to check these off the list:

  1. Pick a Big Goal and get after it, don’t quit, fall down, and keep trying until the goal is accomplished. It can be fitness, health, marriage, work, etc. You can accomplish more then you thought is possible with this group of brothers behind you.  Mine was to complete a marathon under 4 hours.  It  took me five marathons to make it happen, but each year I got faster and the goal was accomplished.

2. Participate in a CSAUP (completely stupid and utterly pointless) event. These are a great way to form a closer bond with brothers that you wouldn’t normally have the opportunity in the normal gloom.  Some of the memorable CSAUP’s over the years for me; GoRuck Tough, Beer Ruck, Raleigh Convergences (especially the one below), and ATT Long Ass Runs.

3. Find someone that you can get behind and support.  Maybe it is helping them reach a goal or supporting challenges they are facing.  You will find that you get so much more by helping someone reach their goal then achieving your own.  Many of us in the picture below have had the opportunity to support each other crossing that finish line at the HSHM.

4. Step up and Lead.  If you haven’t led a site Q – Do it.  Move on to leading a 2nd F or 3rd F.  There are many opportunities to become a stronger leader. This picture is the first kids workout I led and my 2.0’s still talk about it today.

5. Put March 21 and the Wrightsville Beach marathon on your calendar (every year).  The Wrightsville marathon has become a SouthWake tradition and a great way to get behind our brother CrabLegs! #OurLegsForCrablegs

Now on to the workout….

Warm Up:

Quick mosey over to the grass parking lot for warm ups.

Good Mornings X 10

Jacked UP!

SSH X 50 IC

Seal Jacks X 40 IC

Smurf Jacks X 30 IC

Plank Jacks X 20 IC

Chilly Jacks X 10 IC

The Workout:

Play Ball (two rounds)

PeakWeek brought me out to Cletus for my first F3 workout.  I really don’t remember all that we did, but no I almost died out on the baseball field so it only seemed appropriate to get things start on the field.

Here is how it went down…

Partner up.  Each partner went in opposite directions from home plate jogging the infield baselines.  When the PAX passed 1st or 3rd pate sprint to the outfield foul pole and drop down for 10 merkins.  After the merkins sprints to centerfield  meeting up with your partner for 10 brokeback merkins each and continue back to home plate.  Everyone completed two rounds and held people’s chair until all were finished.

Next up….

Wall of Pain- concession stand

Australian Mountain Climbers X 20 IC

Recover with 10 squats holding wall IC

Ascending testicles, 5 inch, 15 inch, 30 inch X 5 each IC

Recover with 10 squats holding wall IC

Balls to the wall X 20 IC

Recover with 10 squats holding wall

Each of the partners joined up with another group for small group Indian run back to the tennis courts taking the long way by Crazy Ivan.

Finally the PeakWeek special…

One round of suicides on each line followed by partner frog jumps.  Each partner did one court and switched with the frog jumps, then switched to wheelbarrows on the way back.

To drive home the pain of the Frog Jumps we did two rounds.

People’s chair until everyone is finished.

Mary:

  1. 5ive inch leg hold X 5 IC
  2. 15 Inch leg hold X 5 IC
  3. Americana Hammer X 15 IC
  4. Freddie Mercury X 15 IC
  5. Boat Canoe X 15 IC

Announcements:

Bottle share tonight (see Pikachu), helping with HS Food Kitchen tomorrow (see Fritter Foundation), Yogurt will continue to lead sprints after workouts including today. PAX for sprints today: Yogurt, BlueHen, Hoff, Flanigan, Slide Rule, and Kid Cracker.   Yogurt will help you get faster – Give it a try!!

I shared 5 F3 Southwake recommendations above.

T-Claps (Recognition):

I brought with me one of the original F3 SouthWake shirts to give to give to the PAX that is newest to the group.  Abe was the lucky recipient of the shirt and is challenged to pass this down on his 1 year anniversary. Yogurt who brought Abe out will be his accountability partner.  Abe is starting off strong stepping up to take the breathtaker – T-Claps man!!

Prayer:

CrabLegs and all those who have and are serving!

2nd F followed at Dunkin. Congrats to the newest Fritter remembers and thanks M4L for the cake!

On the Trail of Bonnie & Clyde at Tiger Blood

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YHC maintained his status as the History-lovin’ Q… and brought a Bonnie & Clyde themed workout for the PAX today at Tiger Blood.  May 23, 1934 was the end of the road for those two depression-era bandits as a group of lawmen led by 2 retired Texas Rangers tracked them down over a period of months, finally killing them in a shoot-out on a back road in rural Louisiana.

FNGs: None

Warm Up:
Slaughter Starter: 13 Burpees OYO (B&C killed 13 people throughout their rampage)
Jog around the school, circle up next to baseball field for
15x SSH
15x Imperial Walkers
15x Daisy Pickers
15x Good Mornings
15x Hillbillies

The Workout:
Made our way to the track.  Partner up.
Clyde (Wheel) Barrows & Bonnie (Peter) Parkers across the width of the football field.  Approx 13yds of wheelbarrow with partner 1, stop and both partners do 13 Peter Parkers. Flapjack and continue across the field until both partners have done two sets of wheelbarrows.

Clyde loved his Ford V8 and even wrote a letter to Henry Ford to tell him so (just before he was captured).  Fords were built in Dearborn, MI and YHC hates Michigan.  But that reminded me of Michigan sprints we used to do with O.G. F3’er Bret Michaels back in the old school Mutiny days.  So, we did a ladder of field sprints down the length of the football field.
1/4 way sprint, jog back
1/2 way sprint, jog back
3/4 way sprint, jog back
Full field sprint, jog back
1/2 way sprint, jog back
1/4 way sprint, jog back

As the PAX were sufficiently gassed from the sprints, we stayed in one spot for a bit and did a brief round of BOMBS.  Rep count derived from 5 points on the Texas Lone Star & 85 years since the couple were stopped.
85 / 5 = 17
17 reps it is.

17x Burpees
17x Overhead claps (while in a squat)
17x Merkins
17x Big Boy Situps
17x Prisoner Squats (even though B&C never made it to prison)

Next, we setup a Posse Chase around the track. Half the PAX took off on an Indian Run, remaining PAX stay behind and knock out 17 LBCs; when finished, chase down the posse and flapjack.  Completed ~2x around the track.

Following the Posse Chase we circled up for a couple rounds of GITMO.

Upon completion, YHC led the PAX on a jog back toward the front parking lot.  But just before we arrived – we lined up the PAX for a final JAILBREAK sprint to the finish.
Moby & Blue Hen were neck and neck til the finish.

Mary:
Popcorn Cooldown.
Moby led us in Picklepounders
AAA added some stretching
Da Business threw in some box cutters

 

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“Maney” Gault (L), Frank Hamer (R)

To honor the man who came out of retirement to track down Bonnie & Clyde, YHC finished up with a round of Frank “American” Hamers

Announcements:
Run the Quay coming up

T-Claps (Recognition): Slide Rule was a beast today in slightly warm and humid conditions as he completed the whole workout while wearing breathtaker.

Prayer:

Prayers lifted up for family and friends recovering from illness, significant losses, and many unspoken requests.  Thankful as always for our health, our families, our many blessings and our brotherhood of F3.

 

Naked Moleskin: 
This was really a delayed Anniversary Q for YHC — having celebrated 4 years of F3 camaraderie on April 15.  Thankful for all the guys who encouraged me and brought me along on this journey – especially Peak Week for the EH to get me on board going all the way back to Oct 2014.   Aye!

Field Trip at the Nut!

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FNGs: Thigh Master, Pigpen
Warm Up:
Today’s traveling will be via rock indian run.  Last guy in line picks up the rock, sprints to front.  Upon reaching the front, a workout will be called.  Leave the rock in place for last guy to pick up.  Rinse, repeat.

Travel via above to playground for 5 count pullups & 10 count BTTW x3.
The Workout:

Field trip to Rovisys!  All the greatest hits were performed.  Bear crawl shuffle across the top of the ramp; bear crawl while guys planked the rails; backwards partner carries; crawl bears; wheel barrows.  So many good memories of trying not to eat railing while arms are shaking and guys are bear crawling underneath.

Mary:

5 count of everybody’s favorite Devil Burpee
Announcements:

Service @ Food Cupboard Saturday

QSource immediately to follow at Starbucks
T-Claps (Recognition):

Props to Cupid and Abe.  Both guys are newer to F3, but have been pushing themselves to get better.  Today wasn’t easy, and they both put forth max effort.  Nice job and keep accelerating.

Prayer:

Lots of parents struggling.  Cherish the time.

R4TJ – gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble…. GOBBLE

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FNGs: Welcome Face Plant!  He is one of the 12 Oaks gang and a semi-recent resident to Holly Springs and NC at large.  He and his family spend their downtime skiing in either the waters of Florida or on the slopes in the mountains.  The PAX struggled in the naming process this morning, as typical the turkey left them pretty lethargic (all that tryptophan?) so we zeroed in on his favorite activities and envisioned a face plant and so he was named.

Warm Up: At about 10 minutes to start time, Cowboy, Maybelline and YHC stood alone at R4TJ as we watched Lipstick quickly exit his truck for the john.  Shortly after, Lipsick exited and began running laps around the parking lot… strange but not unusual.  We shrugged and considered the allure of the LED beatdown at Possum Trot, “this is probably it..??” we thought.  Within a few minutes or so, Nemo and Yogurt arrived on the scene.  Good!  More running buddies 🙂  Bad!  Yogurt hill repeats 🙁  JK Yogurt JK.  Within a minute of start an SUV came barreling in.  To our surprise…  A 12 Oaks clown car complete with an FNG.  As Kitty would say… Let’s GO!

So… stretching is apparently bad or has no advantages…  So… we like… jogged together around the parking lot and stuff…  PAX were encouraged to butt kick, high knee, or really do anything that made them feel like they were ready to run.

The Workout:  The Turkey!!!  A 5+ mile route that makes the rough shape of a turkey on the Strava map.  She’s a big ole bird and she gets a little angry when you approach from the back side (Crossway).  No surprise, the 12 F3 PAX had little trouble running this turkey down.

Mary:  Thy name is Yogurt – Yogurt’s Ting Hill Repeats – Guaranteed to make you faster, stronger, and a better human being!  Cowboy, Nemo, Yogurt, Boy George, Lipstick and YHC were present.(note the 12 Oaks Clown Car didn’t stick around… I kid, I kid)

Announcements:  Tryptophan really did a number on these guys today…  Silence

T-Claps (Recognition): ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz….

Prayer:  Yep, tryptophan again…  YHC took us out.

Ain’t Nothing But Mammals

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8 PAX showed up for a primal beatdown at Tiger Blood, 7 survived. YHC arrived at 0455 for a quick jog around the school to scout out the site. At 0505, 4 PAX set off on an EC run down to Crossway. This isn’t the normal route, but wanted to work some hills into this morning. Aquaman volunteered to show us the standard route, but I must have not heard him… Either way, we had our hills and were back in plenty of time to see the rest of the PAX, including 1 “visitor” from Carpex, Peeping Tom. There was some mumblechatter about mumblechatter and at 0530, we were off! At CoT, PAX were inspired by a passing Bunny and decided we don’t have enough “humpers” already, so Bunny Humpers should make an appearance in SW soon…

EC: Aquaman, Maybelline, UTI, Warbucks

Warm Up:
Mosey back to parking lot for:
SSH x25 IC
Windmill x10 IC
Sir Fazio arm circles x10 forward/x10 backward IC
Arm stretches
Moroccan night clubs x10 IC
Mountain climbers x10 IC

The Workout:
Mosey to soccer fields.

PAX lined up on the end of the soccer field. We did the following:
3 exercises
sprinted to mid-field
repeated exercises
sprint to end of field
repeat exercises
**Counts ranged from 15-25 for each exercise as needed.

Round 1 exercises: Mountain climbers, Catalina wine mixers, and merkins
After round 1, we had our 1st casualty. Aquaman, exhausted from being Thunderstruck last night, didn’t want to over do it and headed home. YHC confirmed he made it home without issue. Rest up Aquaman!
Round 2 exercises: Monkey humpers, shoulder taps, squats.
For round 3 we did an animal walk across the field with YHC calling different modes of transportation. It went something like this:
Bear crawl (Moby is an extremely fast bear)
Crab walk
Duck walk
Crawl bear
Flamingo (lunge walk)
Cheetah (sprint)

PAX then mosey’d over to the lot beside playground and grabbed some wall for:
BTTW x15 IC
Pistol squats x10 per leg
Australian mountain climbers x20 IC (unfortunately no blood was spilled)

Next up, parking lot suicides with PAX calling exercises at start
Sprint to 1st island and back to start for exercise
Sprint to 1st island + back to 2nd island + back to start for exercise …
Repeat to 4th island

Suicide exercises:
Plank jacks x15 IC
Pickle pounders x10 IC
LBCs x10 IC
Crab humbers x10 IC
PAX loved crab humper so much that we did another set before going to find Mary.

Mosey back to start for Mary.

Mary:
LSF x20 IC
Homer to Marge x10 IC – YHC planned to work each leg individually until CAR was called. PAX scattered out of the way as Mary came in hot pursuit of her parking spot.
After this brief interruption, we finished up with:
High slow flutter x20 IC – last exercise
Box cutters x15 IC – really, the last exercise
Have a nice day

Announcements:
Carpex CSAUP 6/8 – Crazy Train – 14 mile run – 8am start
Carpex T-shirt order

T-Claps (Recognition):
Third cousin – Strong start to F3! Keep up the good work.
EC crew – Strong pace on the Crossway hills.

Prayer:
Warbucks dad’s back, Lauren, Peeping Tom’s cousin, Moby’s dad, Aquaman