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You got Jokes? I got Burpees!

FNGs: Not Today
Warm Up: A few jokes were being thrown out as we huddled before the workout. YHC didn’t take them lightly, so we Mosey off for a quick 0.7 Mile loop.  YHC wasn’t impressed with the effort on the run and called out 34 Burpees OYO to get things started! Circled up for SSH x34, Moroccan Night Clubs x17, hold squat for seal claps x17, right into Monkey Humpers x17. Mosey to back side of HT
The Workout: We continued where we left off yesterday with the shoulder burn and found some wall on the back of HT. People’s Chair until PAX brought it in. BTW hold for 10 seconds, shoulder tap BTW x10, hold BTW for 10 seconds and then shoulder tap BTW x10. We rinsed and repeated! Mosey over by car wash to find some rail. Erkins x17, Derkins x17 Dips x34, Rinse and Repeat. Next we mosey over to the Goodwill lot for some Empty Wheelbarrow Doracides. We got into groups of 3. 2 Pax did Empty Wheelbarrow suicides using 5 parking spots (Think of a crab walk wheelbarrow 🙂 ) While the 3rd pax of the group worked on the Dora 100 Merkins, LBC’s & Squats. Upon completion I told the PAX about YHC and Peeping Tom’s exercise that made the F3 exicon, the Peeping Lipstick. We did 10 Peeping Lipsticks OYO to commemorate the induction into the Exicon (Think Turkish Get up Star Jump)
Mary: Mary was given a nice 9 minutes this morning for some Abys work. We did various excercises from our six and plank position. We ended with American Hammers x17 and my favorite Diamond Merkins x17
Announcements: Picnic October 12, 9/11 Stairclimb 0545
T-Claps (Recognition): All Pax for dealing with YHC the last two days!
Prayer: Crablegs and his family, Noah’s Ark family and wife Michelle, Pacman, Emeril’s Family

Honor to lead the last two days Men! Looking forward to more

Lipstick

Pump Up the Volume

FNGs:

N/A

Warm Up:

To the song Get Low by Dillon Francis…

While song starts SSH X 10. As the song says get low gradually go into squat as low as you can go. Hold squat during … low… low… low…low. Some struggling here,  but effort made. This may have caused some turtle heads, especially SlideRule. Back into SSH X 10,  Morracon night clubs X 20, Plank jacks X 20. Repeat – As song says get low gradually go into squat as low as you can go Hold squat during …. Low… low ….. Low … low. SSH X 10, Morracon night clubs X 20, plank Jacks X 20.

The Workout:

Circle of Burpee Pain.  Playlist was a preview of upcoming evolution of men and continued until everyone finished. (All  along the Watchtower, Immigrant Song, Eye of the Tiger, Livin’ on a Prayer, Smells Like Teen Spirit, Everlong, Mo Money Mo Problems. )

55 – burpees in total with exercises in between.

10 burpees OYO, Plank Hold X 55 IC

9 burbees OYO, Freddie Mercury X 45 IC

8 burbees OYO, Plank Jacks X 40 IC

7 burbees OYO, Flutter kicks X 35

6 burbees OYO, Alternating Shoulder taps X 30

5 burbees OYO, Merkins X 25

4 burbees OYO, Diamond merkins X 20

3 burbees OYO, Slow low merkin X 15

2 burbees OYO, Spider merkins X 10

1 burbee OYO, Ranger Merkin X 5

With everyone winded the PAX transitioned into Evolution of man suicide run.

First up – Spiderman crawl – to first bush along the long parking lot beside the school. Sprint back and plank hold.

Next up – Bear crawl to second bush. Sprint back and plank hold.

Third round -Duck walk to third bush. Sprint back and plank hold.

Final round – Run to the last tree bush.  Sprint back and plank hold.

Evolution of man and song concluded and the PAX formed an Indian Run with most with most winded at this point. The PAX made their way back to the cars for Mary.  Along the way back a sighting of the bearded mystery man appeared. He very much looked like Bernie.

Mary:

Partner up and while listening to Roxanne by the Police the PAX did SSH’s for the entire song and with each “Roxanne” a  partner Merkin Clab was executed.

One round of guantanamo’s followed by plank hold with each pax jumping over each PAX in the circle.  To conclude a quick round of AH’s X 20, Boat Canoe’s X 20, and have a good day.

Everyone gave it what they had with minimal complaining.  The Q had a request for limited running, but a little over a mile was clocked.
Announcements:

See Slack
Prayer:

Noah’s ark and Crablegs.

Return of B.R.O.K.E.D.

EC: 187, Axe, Dawgpound, Dumbo, Pablo

ECECEC: Pikachu

FNGs: None.

Warm Up: 10 x SSH, 10 x Good Mornings. Explained the route and off we go.

The Workout:  Some running AOs refer to themselves as “BRR Friendly”….. R4TJ likes to refer to their flavor of BRR training route as the BLUE RIDGE OUTRAGEOUS KLIMB ELEVATION DEMO. We here at R4TJ like to say that your legs will feel B.R.O.K.E.D. when you’re done – Satisfaction Guaranteed! So…We got B.R.O.K.E.D.!!!

Mary: Not present.

Announcements: Labor Day Convergence AO…Lipstick has the Q. Check Slack and FB for more information

T-Claps (Recognition):  Great work out there this morning everyone….Crossway is no joke and everyone was getting after it. Pikachu for getting in 20 miles this morning!

Prayer: Noah’s Ark and his family, Crablegs and his ALS summer tour, injured PAX, unspoken

It was an honor to lead!

13 at Purple Cobra for a long minute of exercises

FNGs: none

Warm Up: Moseyed over to behind the new Town Hall Burger and Beer for some Windmills, Good Mornings, Overhead claps, Fozio arm circles, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies and some calf and hamstring stretches.

The Workout: 1 minute AMRAP of numerous exercises followed by run from bottom of Lassiter road to cross street Matthew Drive.  Exercises included Merkins, Squats, Six inch hold, Shoulder taps, Squat Jacks, Chill Cut, Lunges, Side plank to push up, Plank elbow to knees, Speed skaters, In and Outs and Plank See Saw.  1 minute seemed much longer for some of those exercises.

Mary: Time was running short so only 2 exercise for cadence count to 25 Low slow flutter and Superman.

Announcements: 9-11 stair climb. I will have a clown car in the ready leaving Purple Cobra location. I have about space for 5 if you want in. Time TBD.  I will be heading back to Holly Springs after.

T-Claps (Recognition): EC: Warbucks, 187, Dumbo, Deadbolt, Mookie. Good work men and hope you got a good workout in.

Prayer: Unspoken prayers and Deabolt’s friend Jane as she undergoes surgery today

Crazy 8’s Random Reps!

EC: Full House, 187, Yogurt, Cupid, Axe

PAX: Yogi, Da Buisness, Brony, Full House, Fonzi, FedEx, Moby, Banana Seat, Axe, Oboe, Lipstick, 187, Dahmer, Cupid, 16bit, Yogurt, Katniss

FNGs: None

Yogurt, thanks for the opportunity!  PAX, thanks for a great turn out. Thanks to all of you in F3.  I’ve been with F3 almost 6 months, it has made a significant impact in my life, and I can assure you that many of you have no idea that you have been a part of it.

Some of you have made an impact by just doing what you do ITG, some have made an impact by what you’ve said, some have made an impact by your encouragement, some by your leadership, and some by your fellowship.  It is an honor to stand by your side!

Warm Up:

YHC arrived for his first Q at 5:03.  Debated skipping EC all week before my Q, but decided I needed it, so rationalized that I would EC but throttle back.  Upon arrival, realized there were all “deer” for the EC, great….I’ll be the 6 no problem….A little mumble chatter at the end of EC from YHC to the deer picking up the 6 that “I can’t believe you are running so fast considering the workout to come”.  It was a bluff and I think they knew…Arrived back at the lot to be humbled by how many showed up for my VQ! Beyond expectations, some audibles were required for my planned workout.

Imperial Walkers (aka Hillbillies) X 10

“A little mumble chatter somewhere in here about my cadence and incorrect exercise call out, but silenced immediately by 187.  Silence for the rest of the workout. I had no idea that 187 was so scary. What the heck? Is there something I should know about?  But anyhow thanks 187.

Imperial Walkers (aka Imperial Walkers) X 10

SSH X 20

Daisy Picker X 10

Fazio Arm Circles F/B X 10

The Workout:

2 group Indian Run around Soccer Fields to Play ground.

At the playground, taking one from the F3 playbook, we did Morning Call.  All PAX held Plank and did 5 Merkins as 1 PAX counted 5 Pull-ups. This was repeated until all PAX did 5 pull-ups.  A little confusing with 2 groups but hey I didn’t expect this many PAX.

Next a Mosey to the rock pile, where all PAX selected a rock for some arm work in cadence.  Random facts, No snake or spider bites today, and in cadence = 2X reps.

Curls for the Girls 10+

Overhead Press 10+

Tricep Extensions10+

Squats 10+

Well the adrenaline must have hit my brain at this point because it should have been 3 sets of 8 but my focus on proper counting and cadence (which was all over the place) caused random reps and random exercise completions.  I just went with it…

Next, an Indian Run around the baseball fields back to the lot where we left our rocks.  This Indian run was worse than traffic on 40. Personal note: If you are coming back to the same place you can send the PAX in opposite directions.  Yes, this was taken to heart and applied for the remainder of the workout.

Arriving back at the lot with our rocks, I remembered that 3 sets were the plan.  So again with random counts due to memory and cadence inflection, we did some arm work, 3 sets this time, random reps but I forgot the squats. 

3 Sets:

Curls for the Girls 10+

Overhead Press 10+

Tricep Extensions10+

Realized on the 2nd set that my mistake had worked out just fine.  Arms were burning, a few PAX were dropping rocks, and still had one set to go

Dropped off rocks.  Still time to go…Rinse and repeat the first part, finally something worked out to plan

Indian Run around soccer fields, 1 group CW, 1 group CCW, meet at the playground.

Plank hold and 5 merkins while 1 PAX completed 5 pull-ups until everyone had a turn.  It was somewhere in the middle here that I couldn’t complete my own workout without modifying.

Fun Fact: I may have completed 1 workout since I started F3 without modifying.  Must have been an M4L workout!

Towards the end I panicked as it seemed to much time was left and I asked Banana Seat to take over as my workout was complete along with my contingency plans of rinse and repeat (plus he was the closest to me).  He gave me encouragement that we could eat up the time with some extra ab work during Mary. Yogi ate up a few minutes with some extra pull-ups before we headed to Mary at the tennis courts. Jail Break called for the overachievers on the way to the tennis courts

Mary:

Shoulder Taps X10

Pickle Pounders X15

6” hold 0 degree to 45 degree 10 sec holds: X3

LBC X15

Diamond Merkins X10

Somewhere in here I couldn’t breath or count.  Looked to the PAX to call out exercises and I provided the impeccable cadence counts…

American Hammers X15

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So all in all, I think it turned out to be a good workout.  My plan for crazy 8’s fell apart but the Strava map still looks something like an “8”.  It was a pleasure to lead you men. 

Announcements:

Beautification Project this Saturday at Middle Creek Elementary School Being coordinated by Foghorn and 187.  Free donuts and coffee! JACO- see facebook

Claps (Recognition):  All PAX for allowing me to lead

Prayer: Noah’s Ark and wife, CrabLegs, Quiver’s spider bite, Injured PAX, YHC took us out

If I new it was this, I would have gone to TigerBlood

PAX of 8 (1 tardy), 5 for EC, decided to swallow the DRP and post at Disney for a beatdown provided by yours truly.

EC: 187, Axe, Dahmer, Maybelline, Pablo

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Quick jog around the soccer field and circle up at the flag for the following exercises in cadence: SSH x20, IW x10, Hillbillies x10, Sir Fazio Arm Circles 10F&10B.  As warm ups were completing, ChickenHawk decided to grace us with his presence, so Burpees OYO until he got out of his car and joined us.

The Workout: PAX got in a single file line for a short indian run that would take us to the stop sign at the long road that runs adjacent to the large parking lot.  PAX then split into 2 groups of 4 for small group indian runs to complete stakem-up suicides.  There were 5 pain stations at each intersection on the road.  Pax ran to station 1 and did assigned exercise, then back to the beginning to repeat exercise from station 1.  Then run to station 2 to complete assigned exercise, then back to beginning to repeat station 1 and station 2 exercise, and so on… until all stations were complete and all exercises were repeated and stacked together at the beginning.  Exercises were as follows:  Station 1: 5 Burpees , Station 2: 10 Turkish Get-ups, Station 3: 15 Merkins, Station 4: 20 Jump Squats, Station 5: 25 Monkey Humpers.  It was nearing the end of this activity that the Q heard a fellow PAX say that “If I new it was this, I would have gone to TigerBlood”.  I guess Disney is not for everyone 😉  Pax then regrouped and did an indian run back to the park for more fun.  At the park we partnered up and found a nice wall to rest our balls, so Partner 1 hold BTTW while partner 2 did 10 shoulder taps in-cadence, switch and repeat.  Then, Partner 1 hold BTTW while partner 2 did 10 count in cadence mountain climber, switch and repeat. Then repeat all those exercises sets again but instead of BTTW, Partner held Peoples chair.  Once completed mosey to the short wall for 2 sets of 10 Erkins, Derkins, and Dips.  Mosey to the flag for mary.

Mary: The following exercises in cadence: LSF x20, Homer to Marge x10, Boxcutter x20, Freddie Mercury x10, Pickle Pounders x10

Announcements: Beautification Project this Saturday at Middle Creek Elementary School being coordinated by 187 and Foghorn.  They will be doing some small projects to help the school such as power washing and cleaning up some trees/bushes.  All assistance will be appreciated.

Prayer: Noah’s Ark wife, Soldiers deployed and those returning home (some with injuries), those dealing with tough times in their marriage or going through separations

“Fresh Air” Zone

EC: Axe, Cowboy, Dawgpound, Dumbo

FNGs: not today

Warm Up:  YHC showed up at 5:27, planted the flag, grabbed my light vest, and headed over to the group to get started. A quick glance at my Garmin showed 5:29. Lipstick got us started and turned it over to me as I entered the circle. Thanks Lipstick and sorry PAX for cutting it so close this morning.

All exercises in cadence

10 x SSH, 11 x Frankensteins, explained the route and off we go

The Workout: Turkey Leg was in play today. Good work by all PAX going strong through Crossway.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mary:  We circled up as remaining PAX came in and we all started to get a little light headed from the exhaust fumes coming out of the truck that one of the construction workers felt obligated to park right next to us and leave running. We relocated to a “fresh air” zone and circled up for CoT.

Announcements: Labor Day convergence workout. Lipstick has the Q.

T-Claps (Recognition): Lipstick for picking up the 6 all through the route.

Prayer: injured PAX, wounded soldiers, unspoken. YHC took us out.

 

False Advertising for Cobra

FNGs: none
Warm Up:

  • Quick Lap around the parking lot but not too long as the Q wanted to be sure he could cadence count
  • SSH x 20 I.C.
  • Fazio Arm Circles x 20 I.C.
  • Prisoner Squats x 20
  • Standard Merkins x 20
  • Mountain Climbers x 20 I.C.
  • Left foot over right stretches – reverse
  • Right arm across body stretches – reverse
  • Michael Phelps

Workout:

  • Pax Count was 14 – choose an accountability partner to hold you accountable on form, reps and everything else
  • Thing 1:  Deconstructed Burpee Ladder (reps were 16, 12, 8)
    • Squats
    • Leg Thrusts
    • Merkins
    • Reverse Leg Thrust
    • Squat Jumps
  • Indian Run to Bottom of Hill by Planet Fitness
  • Thing 2:   Play with cards you are dealt
    • Hearts – Side Straddle Hop (in Cadence)
    • Spades – Burpees
    • Diamond – Diamond Merkins
    • Clubs – Jump Squats
    • Face Card – Sprint to the top of the hill

Mosey back to flag for Mary / Cot

Mary:

  • Not much time but pax led Homer to Marge x 20 I.C. while YHC got his phone
  • Time’s up – 6:15 on the dot

Announcements:

  • Check slack and facebook but
  • 9/11 stair climb coming up at Carter Finley
  • Middle Creek Elementary Beautification service project Saturday morning – 187 has your Q
  • Southwake Picnic in October – more details coming

T-Claps (Recognition):

  • Welcome back for a short visit to our brother Roger Roger – we miss you in the Gloom every day
  • 187 for absolutely killing it
  • Extra Credit Crew was
    • 187
    • Axe
    • Dawgpound
    • Buford
    • Roger Roger
    • Warbucks
    • Deadbolt

Prayer:

  • Prayers for Noahs Arc M (Michelle) as she is getting treatment at the Mayo Clinic
  • The Rangers returning home (Per Darby)
  • Crablegs
  • The Carpex Pax member that lost his Mother
  • The Fishermen from Jacksonville and Fairfax Fire departments lost at sea
  • YHC took us out

What an honor to lead – thank you all

Writing the next great American novel with a typewriter… and Burpees…

No HCs leading up to Tiger Blood the night before, no inquiries on the plans for the workout, Lipstick went to Carpex to hang out with Peeping Tom, and Accuweather showed a real rain threat.  But for me, this was a redemption Q after sticking Warbucks to run my workout a few weeks prior.  It was doubly important because I wanted to be involved in this Qing challenge.

My worries were unfounded.  First came Axe and 187, then Warbucks – EC was a GO!  187 said “Let’s run the Derek Davis route” and we did…

EC: 187, Axe, Warbucks, UTI

FNGs: Not a one

Warm Up:

  • Squat Hold – Waiting for the EC’ers to get ready to roll
  • 5 Burpees – 187 miscalculated the time it takes to run the Derek Davis 5k route and got back to the start late.  YHC cheated and took a short-cut to get back on time…  Qing so I didnt want to stand the PAX up.
  • Mozy to the top of the bus loop and circle-up – 15x Imperial Walkers, 15x Daisy Pickers, 15x Frankensteins,  25x Side Straddle Hops
  • Mozy to the long parking lot on the side of the school for The Workout.

The Workout:

Thing 1: PAX took a line on the parking lot and stood at the end away from the concrete stoppers (aka wheel stops, parking chocks, curb stops and bumper blocks)

  • 1 Burpee – Typewriter Merkins along the line to the other end – 10 Jump Squats – Typewriter Merkins back to the start
  • 2 Burpees – Typewriter Merkins along the line to the other end – 10 Jump Squats – Typewriter Merkins back to the start
  • Continue this process until you reach 10 burpees

*An audible was called around YHCs 5th or 6th round to swap out Jump Squats for LBCs

I stole this from a workout I once posted to in Carpex – the mumblechatter was quieted there and it had a similar effect here… except for some random warranted complaints here at Tiger Blood – this was a tough one and despite the passing of time and the assumption that I’ve gotten stronger… it still SUCKS!

Thing 2: Mozy to the school wall next to the parking lot – People’s Chair Challenge TL;DR – PIKACHU WINS!!!

  • YHC was the first to bow out and setup shop in a Plank Hold on the curb facing the challenge.
  • As more PAX fell off the wall, the fallen joined YHC for a Plank-O-RAMA while we spectated.
    • Moby gave us 15x Plank Jacks
    • 187 gave us 15x Shoulder Taps

Thing 3: Mozy to the track for Partner Chase BOMBS

  • Partner 1 Started on the run, Partner 2 put down 5 Burpees – Once finished, Partner 2 runs to catch Partner 1 (Repeat this line swapping Partner 1 and 2)
  • Repeat but sub Burpees for 10 Overhead Claps
  • Repeat but sub Overhead Claps for 15 Merkins
  • Repeat but sub Merkins for 20 Big Boy Sit-ups
  • Repeat but sub Big Boy Sit-ups for 25 Squats

Mary: There had been some chatter about an abundance of shoulder work this week in South Wake.  So… Mary remedied some of that

  • Six Inch Holds
  • Box Cutters
  • Homer to Marge
  • Pickle Pounders
  • American Hammers
  • Diamond Merkins
  • Boat Canoes

Announcements:

  • Mark your calendars – Tentatively reserving Oct 12th for the F3 South Wake Picnic – More Info Soon!
  • Derek Davis 5k – Lipstick will be Qing the Warm-up @6:45 in the carpool line
  • U-Turn is still a GO
  • 3rd Cousin will be Q-ing at Ground Pounder
  • Crab Legs wrapping up his tour – SlideRule has plans, get with him for details.

T-Claps (Recognition):  All of the PAX stepping up to fill the Q sheet.  It is slim pickings for picking up a Q at the moment and next week

Prayer:

  • Carolyn in YHCs office – Recently diagnosed with Stage 4 Lung Cancer which has spread.
  • Noah’s Ark and Family – Wife Michelle is headed to Mayo for further investigation of her health issues.  PAX rallied and supported their travels.
  • Derek Davis – Friends, Family, and ongoing supporters of his legacy

Hit the pavement.

Nine PAX for muggy Purple Cobra. It was YHC’s first Q at this AO. Thanks for the strong effort, men.

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Lap around building, daisy pickers, windmills, 5 burpees (OYO), Fazio arm circles forward/backwards, 5 burpess (OYO).

The Workout:

Divided into three groups. Each round group rotated between three exercises.

Round 1: Lap around building, Lunge Walks, LBCs

Round 2: Lap around building, bear crawl, plank jacks

Round 3: Lap around building, leap frog burpees, American hammers

Round 4: Lap around building, backwards sprints, dying cockroaches

Mary: Missed her
Announcements: Middle Creek Elementary work group, see Slack and Facebook
T-Claps (Recognition): Iceman taking military physical exam this week!
Prayer: Full House’s wife’s uncle, YHCs friend’s kid in hospital