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Still hard a year later…

PAX of 18 to celebrate YHC 1 year anniversary by revisiting his first F3 workout. One year ago today, Stark made his triumphant return to South Wake with an epic beatdown at Paradise City. YHC was an innocent victim merloting not once, but twice during the workout. An honor Midget likes to remind me of at least weekly, if not more often.

Thanks to all who came out to support me today. More importantly, thanks to the men of South Wake for the support, encouragement and accountability over the last year. Just showing up was one of the best things I’ve ever done. My life has changed because of and continues to be enriched by you HIM. Thanks to you all, especially 187 and Pablo for the headlock.

FNGs: None – its probably for the best.

EC: Cowboy, Lucky Charms, Dawgpound, Warbucks, Maybelline, Aquaman, Axe, Dahmer, Dumbo, WebEx (EC only)

Warm Up:Quick warmup jog
SSH x20, Windmills x10, Imperials Walkers x10, Hillbillies x10
½ mile jog with warmps – Good Mornings x10, Windmills x10, Fazio Arm Circles x10, Stretches

The Workout: 6 Cones were set up about 10 yards apart.  YHC instructed the PAX to bear crawl (round 1), lunge walk (round 2), Bunny Jump (round 3) and partner wheelbarrow (round 4) to each cone and perform the exercise associated with that cone.

B.L.I.M.P.S
B- Burpees – Cone 1 x5 – Total = 20
L – Lunges – Cone 2 x10 – Total = 40
I – Imperial Walkers– Cone 3 x15 – Total = 60
M – Merkins– Cone 4 x20 – Total = 80
P – Plank Jacks– Cone 5 x25 – Total = 100
S – Squats– Cone 6 x30 – Total = 120

Mary: LBC’s x15, Low slow flutter x15, Homer to Marge x30

Prayer: Child injured in Fuquay this weekend. Coal Ash grandmother.

Original workout – https://f3southwake.com/2018/07/23/return-of-stark/
Thanks for the opportunity to lead you HIM. I’ll do better next time!

“Hey, What running club are you guys with?”….something something something…

FNGs: Not this time
Warm Up: 20 SSH, 15 Frankenstein, Next exercise….10 The Windmill (YHC brainfart holding hands over his head on remembering Imperial Walkers), 187 – “I’m laughing because the Q forgot Imperial Walkers”, 10 IMPERIAL WALKERS. Let’s get to it.
The Workout: EC: Well there was a bunch…. Old U-Turn 5: Warbucks, U.T.I, Cupid, Pikachu, Browns to the Superbowl – 3?: Lipstick . 2.5: Aquaman, 2: ShamWow!, Webex, Dahmer, Sparty. I’m pretty sure there were others out there….Let me know who and I’ll update.   Thanks all those picking up the 6 today. I think there was about 10+ PAX who turned near the movie theater and then over and over again – some logging more than 7 miles on the turns…That’s awesome.

Mary: She was left waiting
Announcements: BRR Training runs – Skidmark posted routes and sign-ups in Slack. Crablegs – follow HIM on social media.
T-Claps (Recognition): All those EC’rs out there today. Starbucks lady made a comment: “you guys are all over town today”
Prayer: YHC took us out.

3+ miles of Indian Runs!!!

EC: Aquaman, Bullseye, Dahmer, Shamwow

FNGs:None

This is gonna be short and to the point.
Warm Up:Mosey to greenway with various stretching and exercises along the way. Windmills, high knees, butt kickers…..you get it, we were getting ready to run a bit.
The Workout:Took off out the green way in a 2 group indian run. YHC instructed that every time “DROP” was heard, PAX was to drop and do 2 DBL Merkin Burpees then continue as you were. In addition, at YHC’s direction we did various exercises together, never leaving the six. Merkins X20 in various forms, Derkins X20 at the bridge, step ups on the equipment, LBC’s IC X20 X20. I think there were other exercises but who’s counting. If you really want to know, you  should have been there! We went 1.5mi out and stopped at bottom of hill on the way back. YHC thought it would be a good idea to instruct everyone to run to top, do 5 burpees, down 5 burpees, up 4, down 4 and so on. that didn’t last long…….Indian run back for mary.
Mary:Low slow flutter, LBC’s, Boat Canoe (my fave ;)) Have a nice day
Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:YHC took us out

UTI’s Paradise City Dress Rehearsal – ***Eeeaarkkk*** Is this thing on?

EC:  Buford (2mi), Aquaman (2mi), Yogurt (3mi+Ramps after), Lipstick(3mi), YHC (2mi)

FNGs: Uh Uh… not a one

Warm Up: The nose told the PAX that the garbage was already pretty warmed over from the day before and we were reaping the benefits.  Minus the HIM that had made it out for EC, the rest of the group needed a warming so we got started.  Burpees 3x per car (3 cars) that pulled into the lot right on time but delayed the workout start just enough, Windmills x10, Merkins x20, Side Straddle Hops x20, Fozio Arm Circles (10 forward/ 10 back).

The Workout: 12 PAX counted, broken into 2 lines of 6 for an Indian Run.  The PAX moved quickly without much need for coaching to “keep it tight”, we had some elites on-hand this morning and they were influencing the tempo.  The route was set by YHC to go around the Ting loop moving from the BBall Court, up the ramp, around and past the tennis courts, and back around to the base of the ramp.  Lots of mumblechatter this morning and some dissent in the ranks about the long Indian Run.  YHC extended the Indian run my continuing past the BBall courts and added that little loop onto the main drag and back to the base of the ramp.  A Jail Break broke out after the final turn towards the ramp.

YHC handed out the instructions for what came next.  PAX were asked to use the blue foul ball signs as markers for a modified B.O.M.B.S.  (Burpees, Overhead Claps, Merkins, Big Boy Sit-ups, SSH).  Breaking out into partners for support and accountability, PAX were told to bear crawl up the ramp to each blue sign.  At each sign, do the assigned workout to spell out B.O.M.B.S. staying with your partner along the way.  Once at the top, repeat in reverse down the hill.  Swap out the bear crawl with a crab walk down to the bottom.  Plank at the end for the 6.

A very quick count-off from Aquaman and we were headed up the ramp again.  This time it was a mozy to the back lot near the dumpsters.  Quickfeet down the curb until we reached a natural stop as the curb curved.  Mozy to the next corner.  On the Mozy, more dissent from a troublesome Lipstick.  Handed him 5 Merkins for the trouble.  (I hate to discipline him but otherwise, he’ll never learn…) He answered back with Diamond Merkins.  30x Squats at the corner followed by a mozy down to the tunnel.

Now that we were tired and hot, YHC gave everyone the opportunity to pop-a-squat.  We engaged in a little contest to see who could sit in the People’s Chair the longest.  It became a bit of a spectator sport as we wound down to Aquaman and Yogurt in their respective chairs.  Ultimately, Yogurt won!  Another competition followed.  Balls-to-the-Wall FTW.  Down to two, we had Pablo and Lipstick trying their hardest not to pass out.  Lipstick took the win!

Mozy to COT for Mary.  She never shows up to Run 4 The John but Paradise City is her thang.

Mary:  EC runners were put on the spot to help round out our morning.  Aquaman delivered with Boat Canoe’s (something he picked up in the mountains over the weekend I guess).  Lipstick brought the Pickle Pounders (So predictable :-P).  Buford brought us some Homer 2 Marge (there was some happiness in the mumblechatter for that one).  Yogurt finished it off with some American Hammers.

One last competition… YHC took the win on the biggest sweat puddle.  Aquaman thought he might be a contender but admittedly he might have been a little dehydrated after the weekend.

Announcements:

  • Meg’s Smile Auction.  Check-in on the volunteer opportunities but otherwise make an effort to show up.  It’s a good time with a good cause.
  • Margarita 5k event was mentioned – https://www.eventbrite.com/e/raleigh-margarita-madness-5k-run-tickets-54114664418/amp
  • Chat about form over reps.  It should be cool to have someone point out an issue with form to you, you cant always see these things yourself and its better if you can work to correct it rather than risk injury.  Plus, if you do it right – the workout should be better and better for you too.
  • Some folks are thinking of heading to Atlanta following BRR to meet-up with Crablegs at his final game on the tour.  Hit Slack to dig up more details and to confirm who is going.
  • PAX in attendance – if there was something more that I missed please let me know and I will update the post.

T-Claps (Recognition):  Nothing was put out there today per se…  I’ll send T-Claps to Abe who was getting it done out on the road today.  Great work Abe!

Prayer:  Crablegs on his Baseball tour for ALS, DoubleD – think of him today as he delivers his father’s eulogy

Bullseye’s B-Day Party!

QIC: Bullseye

FNGs: Tony the Teacher, Pistorius
Warm Up:
The Workout: EC: Dahmer, Warbucks, Aquaman, Pikachu; Distances between 3-14 miles were had. The 6 was picked up!
Mary:
Announcements: Happy Birthday Bullseye!
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Aquaman took PAX out.

Double Dose

EC: Aquaman, Lipstick, Redenbacher, UTI
Warm Up: SSH x25, Good Mornings x10, Frenkensteins x10, Butt Kickers x10, Arm Stretches
The Workout: 10x800m Tempo Run.  The course was Ting Block. Each time you made the block, do the next section at 30 seconds slower than the pace you did the block at.  Target pace for the block was 1/2 Marathon.

Tempo runs are tough. It really isn’t easy to scale back and maintain paces.  Great Job by all. It’s a great training run and helps build the endurance for the longer runs.

Mary: Stretching as we waited on the 6
Announcements: Lots of choices this Saturday, choose wisely! Umstead, U-Turn and F3-Raleigh Mock Tri.
T-Claps (Recognition): Great job by all this morning. Pace was strong and great to see Abe continuing to build on his run game!
Prayer: UTI’s old neighbors son who is in a coma from swimming. (Post Swim Drowning effect), Bullseye/Aquaman to make better choices around peer pressure. Crablegs and his journey

BTW- The Shitter was used twice this morning

Two Big Bowls of Quinoa – aka 1776 workout

First, WTF is quinoa. Second, I had to ask Alexa how to spell it.

Happy Independence Day!

5 for 7.4 mile EC: Pikachu, Cobbler, Warbucks, H1N1, Skidmark

Several others for 2 mile EC

39 Pax posted this morning.

FNGs: Welcome Oboe and Snowden
The Workout:

T-Claps (Recognition): American Eagles: Popinski, H1N1, Yogurt, Banana Seat, 187, Pikachu, Lipstick was on his way.
Prayer: Warbucks and family, Thank you for the freedoms and our first responders, 243 years ago men sacrificed their lives to fight for the freedom we have today, good to Noah’s Arc back out, safe travels this weekend

Not Much Talk But A Lot Of Sweat!

FNGs:NONE

EC:Aquaman, Dahmer, Katniss
Warm Up:1 lap around soccer field with a stop at the halfway point for some SSH X 15 and Daisy Pickers X 10. Continue back to tennis courts for some Fazio Arm circles 10 fwrd 10 reverse, into seal claps X10 and overhead claps X10
The Workout:Partner catch me if you can around soccer fields. 1st time around person in back does 15 high knees then catches partner. 2nd time around was 5 merkins and 3rd time around was 3 burpees. We then picked up the 6 and indian run to bottom of ramp at the pit. 7’s was the game! Burpees at bottom and merkins at top starting with 1 burpee and 6 merkins. YHC instructed PAX to run 90%-100% up the ramp and easy down. Once completed we took a mosey around the soccer field together to cool down arriving at the tennis court for mary.
Mary:We began with some shoulder taps IC led by Shamwow while YHC retrieved his phone. Once YHC returned we quickly transitioned into a 20ct of WWII’s then 20 LBC’s IC. Flip over to Pickel Pounders 20ct IC and into plank hold for a 10ct from each person (threw in some right arm and left arm up during the plank hold) ending with YHC. We finished with some downward dog, runners pose and pigeon pose to say thank you to our lower bodies for bringing us through 3+ miles!
Announcements:1776 workout
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:YHC took us out. Travels for everyone, Katniss family member, People suffering with PTSD during this holiday! Loud noise is a big thing to some that have had to deal with the real thing. Be Aware Please!

Sweat Puddles

12 men woke for the 4th of July week. No vacation for these men. They were rewarded for their commitment to Paradise City with a 3+ mile beatdown.

EC: Bullseye, Aquaman, Full House, Katniss, Skidmark

FNGs: None
Warm Up: 1 lap warm-up with stops to do 20 Side Strattle Hops, 10 Windmills, 10 Imperial Walkers, 10 Hillbillies, and 10 Sir Fazio Arm Circles forward and reverse.

The Workout: Groups of 3 by speed. 3 man catch me if you can indian runs and do 3 laps. 1st lap the pax does 3 burpees. 2nd lap 4 squats, and 3rd lap 5 merkins.

As groups finished go pick up the 6.

Met at bottom of ramp for 7’s to the top. Burpees at the top and WWII’s at the bottom. Modified mid way to only run half the ramp up.

Mary: Pax stayed in Plank for 8 minutes. During plank pax did right and left arm up, side crunches, Peter Parkers, Pickle Pounders, and merkin clock with stops at 12, 9, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, and 1. Held plank and then finished with 5 merkins.

Announcements: 4th of July Convergence. New AO off Ten-Ten combo Q with Carpex.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer: Crablegs. Those traveling for the holidays.

 

Bunch of Bad Backs

FNGs:None
Warm Up:Quick mosey to big parking lot.  SSHx15, Sumox10, MNClubx10, Merkinx10, IWalkx10, HillBx10
The Workout: Pick your partner and size matters.  You are going to put your partner on your back and do 10 squats with said partner on your back and then partner carry to the other side of the lot and then switch and then 10 squats and partner carry to other side.  This was done twice per partner and this is where we learned that several of the pax have bad backs and modified to other exercises.

Next up was mosey to playground for 3 sets of alternating pull upsx5 and WW2x5.  Then over to track where one partner would run one way and the other the other way and when you met on the other side, paddy cake merkins x 10, repeat to other side and LBC’s in cadence x 10.  This was done 3 times each side and then a quick mosey to the steps by Hunt Center for box jumps up the steps and then run back around to bottom of the steps and then bear crawl up the steps and then back around.  Total of 4 trips up and around the steps.  Lots o running today men.

MARY:  box cutterx10, windshdx10, H2Mx10, Pickpoundx10, FredMx10, widegrip merkx10, CarDryDocx10, 20 count plank, amerhammerx10, finish with the signature bulldogx10

Announcements:  Mookie just finished a 7 pack with breathtaker.  Draper brought us up to speed on all the runs in Holly Springs.  Skidmark spoke about the eye patch and the meaning behind it.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:  Crablegs is still traveling.