Posts

That’s one ugly coyote

Solid TBD beat down by @Double D this morning.  @Doc – still recovering – is pinch hitting on this backblast and will no doubt miss some details, but let’s roll.

First nice cool morning of fall.  13 HIMs gathered, waited patiently until 5:30 for The Natural (HC – must’ve had a flat on the way over), then got busy.

FNGs: Yes!  Welcome @Felix, son of @Sprinkler

Warm Up: Smurf jacks (knew he was serious when this was his opener), Moroccan Night Clubs, Imperial Walkers, Fazio Arm Circles, Hillbillies, Burpees, Brokeback Durkins, probably other things.

The Workout: DD kept us moving.  To the best of my recollection:
Stage 1: Four corners at the tennis court.  Corner 1: 5 burpees, Corner 2: 10 hand-release merkins, Corner 3: 15 star jumps, Corner 4: 20 prisoner squats.  Bear crawl between each station.
Stage 2: Mosey to picnic tables beside Hunt Center for Coyote Ugly (wheelbarrow pushups on the ground, on the bench, and on the table, hand-walking up and back down each time).  Rinse and repeat.
Stage 3: Mosey to grassy hill of pain.  Crawl bear down, bear crawl up stairs.  Repeat in reverse direction.
Stage 4: Typewriters on the fence, with multiple sets of merkins
Stage 5: Burpees
Stage 6: BTTW with Australian mountain climbers
Stage 7: People’s chair with wonderbras
Stage 8: Partner wheelbarrow up and down steps
Stage 9: Mosey to shelter for 20 irkins, derkins and dips
Stages 10, 11, 12…..Various and sundry other painful things that I’m forgetting or have intentionally shuffled to my subconscious

Mary: LBCs, pickle pounders, other abdominal exercises

Announcements: See Slack and FB.  The Natural continues our theme month at TBD next week

T-Claps (Recognition): Welcome Felix

Prayer: Many spoken and unspoken

I can see for Miles and Miles and….

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Short and sweet – Legs moving in position – High Knees, Wide Knees, High Knees. x12 Frankenstein, x12 Imperial Walker, Misc Leg Stretches – Let’s Go.
The Workout: Multiple PAX for EC this am – varying distance Old Loop (5) Old Loop (3)  and the ME The U-Turn 5+. If I missed you in this count let me know, there were some PAX still out past 7.
Mary: N/A
Announcements: Beer/Milk Mile, Torch Run HS Police, See Slack for dates/codes.
T-Claps (Recognition): Picking up the 6 was a regular occurrence about every 1/2 mile.
Prayer:  Full House’s cousin now cancer free, Pablo’s family friend’s Father who is ill, Noah’s Ark and M, unspoken, YHC took us out.

3 Years & 1 Onesie

Solid crowd for YHC’s 3 year anniversary – clearly my warnings of no funny business did nothing to deter anyone from showing up.
After some speedy EC with Yogurt YHC donned the infamouse Pikachu onesie to make things really interesting. 0530 was here with no FNGs and we were off (our FNG showed up ~5 minutes into the workout).

EC: Pikachu, Yogurt, Skidmark, Dahmer, Aquaman, Redenbacher

FNGs: Sea Breeze

Warm Up:

Mosey to small tennis court and circle up

3x Burpees OYO
5x Burpees OYO since M4Life’s car clock needs to be fixed
SSH x 53 IC
Breakdancer x10 IC
Good Morning x10 IC
The Workout:

Stay on the tennis courts, partnering up (size matters, speed kinda matters)
Start at fence along long side of court, partner 1 does 10 partner carry fence squats, then wheel barrels the short way across the courts
Partner 2 repeats on the other side
Repeat counting down to 1 dropping by 3 each time. Can’t just do 1 so do 10 on the set of 1.

Mosey across street down hill to the well lit big hill in back
Partner 1 bear crawls to the top, does 10 derkins, crawl bears back down
Partner 2 does crab cakes until they’re back and then switch
Repeat with derkins going down 3 each time (7, 4, 10)

Mosey back across road all the way to pull up bars
Partner 1 does 10 pull ups
Partner 2 holds squat hold or helps partner if need be
Repeat with pull ups going down by 3 to 1….10 if pax can handle all that

Mosey back to tennis courts (big one this time) and line up along side line near fence.
Burpee broad jump across both courts to the other fence. Circle up for mary.
Mary:

LBC x20 IC
Plank hold for 3 minutes of fun:
1 minute of left hand up, left leg up, x10 crunches
1 minute of right hand up, right leg up, x10 crunches
1 minute of chill cut, pickle pounders, big boy pickle pounders
Announcements:

Great overview of Travis Manion Foundation by Breach and Lt. Dan.

New coffee spot for Fridays – Harvest Moon near Bass Lake Draft House/Lowe’s Food

T-Claps (Recognition):

Crab Legs for an inspirational summer
Prayer:

Crab Legs

Noah’s Ark & Michelle

Those impacted by 9/11

 

 

Always an honor and a priviledge men – thanks for making the last 3 years great. Can’t wait to see what the next 3 hold in store!

Stack em up and Break em down

FNGs:None
Warm Up:SSH x 20, Fazio arm circles x 20, Vegetation Pullers x 20, Imperial Walkers and Hillbillies x20 each
The Workout:Indian run the long section around soccer fields and sprint the short ends. First corner, stop and do 20 Merkins and 20 Pickle Pounders. We added one 50 rep exercise every corner.

2nd corner= 50 LBC’s

3rd= 50 squats

4th= 50 SSH

5th= 50 count chill cut plank

We then took away one exercise at each corner starting with the 20 merkins until we finished with a jail break to meet Mary.

Mary: She was too fast and never caught her.
Announcements:911 stair climb
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:YHC took us out

Round Robin

FNGs: Nope

Guest drivers (Snap, ShamWow and Quiver) borrowed the TBD car the last few weeks and returned it each time in better shape than when it left.  Felt good to have the keys back again this week and glad to have a PAX of 7 along for the ride.

YHC pulled into the Womble lot at 0522 to find UTI and Yogurt limbering up and looking serious.  Did some quick re-figuring and added reps to my internal playbook before coralling the rest of the troops for a mosey over to the Ivan lot.  Cool breeze suggested we might have a nice morning queued up; no dice.  Sweat pool commenced by the end of warm up and UTI was in full swim mode by the end.

Warm Up: Mosey to Ivan lot for smurf jacks, daisy pickers, Nancy Kerrigans (good twist on Fazio arm circles, look it up), flappy birds, seal claps.  Mosey (with reverse, carioca, and ray-gu-LAR) the long way around to the playground for Thang 1.

The Workout:
Thang 1: Round Robin.
Round 1: One PAX does 10 pull-ups and assigns an exercise for the remaining PAX to do while pull-ups are happening.  Rotate through all PAX.
Round 2: ditto, but 15 merkins instead of 10 pull-ups
Round 3: ditto, with 20 squats
During these rounds PAX did every exercise you’ve heard of, plus some you haven’t (e.g., Quadruple Merkin Burpees).

Thang 2: Mosey to min-Heartbreak Hill beside Hunt Center for 7’s.  Merkins at the bottom, star jumps at the top.

Q was gassed, PAX was quiet, headed back to tennis courts for Mary

Mary: Plank-o-rama including plank jacks, mountain climbers, plank holds, pickle pounders, Homer-to-Marge (reverse plank) and others.  Wrapped up with low slow flutters and a marathon session of boat canoes courtesy of Aquaman.

Announcements: BRR coming soon; stay tuned for Theme Month at TBD in September; fill out the Q sheet.

Prayer: Daily wisdom, this morning brought to you by Confucius: When you find that your goals cannot be met, don’t adjust your goals – adjust your actions.  Variety of prayers and praises expressed.

TBD needs a driver next week, August 28 – find the Q sheet or let me know.  Aye!

Got any good CDs?

20+ Pax showed up for some miles this morning. Many ECers, so I won’t try to credit everyone. Some started with us, others ended with the group. Good work out there! Lipstick was the lucky winner of the door prize, a copy of Freed to Lead, given to YHC by Deadbolt. Lipstick agreed to read it and pass it along to another Pax soon. Definitely a good read.

FNGs: Not this time

Warm Up:
SSH x20
Butt kickers, high knees, skipping, Frankenstein kicks, lunges.
Imperial walkers x10
Hillbilly x10
Daisy pickers x10

The Workout:
Miles! 3-14+

Mary:
She was nowhere to be found.

Announcements:
BRR runs tomorrow, see Aquaman and Slack.

T-Claps (Recognition):
ShamWow for slinging CDs from his garage.
All the Pax picking up the six. Nobody was left behind!

Prayer:
Fonzie’s friend Juice killed and Winston Salem community, health issues in Bernie and Cipid’s Families.

No Beauties but there was a Beast at Disney

Day 4 of You vs. You was at Disney, the greatest place on turf and the best ride in all of Southwake. YHC had the park open early arriving at 0450 to set up a couple ladders on the turf and plant the flag. After yesterdays hiccup, YHC was up early with no alarm and ready to work. We had a strong showing for EC again. There was an FNG so the disclaimer was given. A cotter showed up somewhere during the warm up and we could not remember his name, anyway welcome back Tussin. Skins for the Q today so enjoy the nips show.

Quick shout out to Messi for being at every AO this week at 0500 with his dad. He’s riding his bike for EC but he’s still there. I know a lot of you couldn’t even do that so hat’s off to this kid.

EC:
Goya, Emeril, Axe, 187, Breach, 8-Bit, Coal Ash, H1N1, Messi*, Warbucks, Banana Seat, ShamWOW!, Aquaman, Popinski

Warm Up:
Warm up lap on the turf with ladders, quick feet, slides, and backwards runs
Windmill x10 IC
Plank jacks x20 IC
Ranger merkins x20
We’re Not Worthy into Seal Claps x20 IC each
Stretch legs

The Workout:
Mosey to Abyss with two line Indian run
Down steps and back up with hops
Two lines at top squat hold until the the guy in front gets to platform
Bear crawl down with 5 merkins at each platform
At bottom hold squat until the six is in
Crawl bear up as far as you can go then modify to hops back up when needed
– Popinski went full beast mode wearing Breath Taker and completed the whole Abyss
Return to bottom and partner up size matters
Partner carry to half way then switch
Plank for the six

Mosey back to for the greatest show on turf
Line up on side lines
Skips across and lunges back
Slides across switching half way and carioca back with switch half way
Lie on belly and sprint at 75% speed on Q’s GO
– Some PAX don’t know how to dial it down and basically went full speed each round
Repeat back at 5K speed
Repeat back at Full speed
Repeat back at Usain Bolt speed
PAX was nice and winded so we circled up

Mary:
Capt. Thor 1:4 – 7:28 Big Boy Sit Up/American Hammers
Box Cutters x10 IC
Australian Snow Angels x10 IC
HAND

Announcements:
Foghorn putting together some charity work for local school, 911 stair climb coming soon, Co-Q at Purple Cobra announcement coming soon, UvU day 5 wraps up at Cletus

T-Claps (Recognition):
Popinski in BT completed a crawl bear up the Abyss. No words…
4 HIM completed the 4th EC+AO combo in a row, 1 more to go (Axe, 187, Emeril, H1N1)

Prayer:
Noah’s Ark family, Wiggly released an employee due to addictions and keep him in prayers, PAX on IR, Crab Legs tour winding down

4 EC’s and 4 Q’s are no joke. 1 more day tomorrow at where things all got started for me, Cletus. The workout will be a repeat from my 4 Year Anni this past June in Carterico. Let’s finish You vs. You strong men.

BS Out!

Let’s get to it… Slide Rule this one’s for you! ;)

FNGs: Nope
Warm Up: x20 SSH, x10 Slow Frankenstein, misc Stretching – Instead of going longer, we got right to it.
The Workout: The U-Turn! once again, PAX all over town this am. Some finished with 11+ after EC, some shy of 3, most hitting the 5+ mark with the 6 pick-ups along the way. Also, I’m pretty sure that Emeril wins for the day, as I rolled up early and might have seen him seeking the golden throne ahead of the turn…maybe I’m wrong.  Lastly – I tagged Bernie, Straight Cash and Pikachu, but I’m not sure if anyone else was running with them or not. I’ll update if there was anyone with them I wasn’t aware of.
Mary: Nope.
Announcements: Dad’s Camp coming up. Check the slack channel for more info.
T-Claps (Recognition): Alpine and Oyster for repeated efforts to pick up the 6. Well done boys!
Prayer: Dahmer starting a new job on Monday. Others unmentioned, YHC took us out.

CORRECTLY done in Cadence

5 pax posted for an IR, non-running workout, that was posted by YHC at the last minute Wednesday night. All HC’s were present and accounted for.

FNGs: None

Warm Up: On the Tennis court: 10 Sir Fozio Arm circles forward and 10 reverse. 15 cc Imperial Walkers and 15 cc Hillbillies. 10 Windmills CORRECTLY done in cadence. 10 correctly done “” pickers in cadence

The Workout: Partner up for BOMBS. One partner does the exercise the other goes to the other side of the tennis court and back

B = 50 burpees, Lunge Walk

O = 100 Overhead Claps, Crab Walk

M = 150 Merkins, Bear Crawl

B = 200 Big Boy Sit-ups, Lateral Walk

S = 250 squats, Lateral Walk

Walk to the pavilion. From the plank position shuffle to the L, up to the seat of the picnic table to the top and then down all the way down the row. Continue plank shuffle to the wall, balls to the wall shuffle across, down to plank and continue on the other side of picnic tables.

Return to tennis court via alligator walk.

Expanded Jack Webbs. 1:3 merkins:overhead press. After the overhead press from the kneeling position raise to standing and do 5 squats. Continue Jack Webbs up to 5 merkins 15 overhead press with 5 squats

Mary: She was easy today. 25 cc LBC’s. 10 cc side plank crunches each side.

 

Bernie joined us for COT.

Announcements: Shirt order due 8/9. I’m working on getting some adjustments done. 2.0 workout Saturday looking for a Q. Discussed with Wallaby the possibility of opening up some non-running IR workouts since he is on the shelf for a while.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer: Bullseye trying to make the cross country team at HSHS. Negative comments and thoughts stick with us but positive comments and thoughts push us further. Surround yourself with people that push you.

 

Shield Lock Challenge

23 Pax showed up for some nice running weather at U-Turn. Most set out on a 3 mile route, 1 for a backward U-Turn, 5 went for 5 with Dauber on bike support.

YHC picked up the Q today to share a message with the PAX. 3 years ago our 5 week old son passed away. My M and I had just moved to NC only a few weeks before our lives were turned upside down. Outside of the obvious pain and grief, O had no friends, nobody to help me other than my M. It wasn’t until last year when I started F3 that I realized what I was missing. I realized that this was a group of men that would show up when called upon.

My message this morning to Pax was to challenge them to take this a step further and build a Shield Lock (https://f3nation.com/2019/03/26/shield-lock-q1-7/). This is a group of 3 or 4 guys that you meet with regularly and hold you accountable and are there before you need them. This was the thing I needed but didn’t have when tragedy showed up. So even if things are great now, something will come up, so form your Shield Lock and be ready.

-Warbucks

EC: Cupid, Pikachu, Warbucks

FNGs: Bundey with an E

Warm Up:
High knees, butt kickers, skipping, SSH, Windmill, Imperial Walkers

The Workout: Miles, 3-11+
Mary: Couldn’t find her at Starbucks

Announcements:
Shirt order, see Skidmark

Prayer:
Crablegs, Noah’s Ark, Warbucks family

WebEx took us out.