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Prision Yard 7/14

5 Pax members got a little stronger at the Prison Yard

Sprinkler, Fram Double D, b-bit and Warden Breach on the Q

Warm Up: a quick mosey around the parking with 22 rep counts of SSH, Imperial Walkers/Hillbillies, and Frankensteins

The Workout: 5 Stations, 2 minutes of work followed by 15 seconds of rest to rotate stations.

Station 1: Farmers carry w/ shoulder shrugs of 2 5 gal water bottles

Station 2: Traveling merkins on the ladder

Station 3: hurdles, jump  over and back

Station 4: Kettlebell swings and Fire hose squats

Station 5: Tire Flips

Mary: Ab burnout with slow and controlled Freddie Meercuries and Leg lifts, 22 counts in cadence.

Prayer: Closed in prayer

Lucky 7’s on 7/7 at Prison Yard

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Mosey around Clubhouse, through the tunnel and up a hill  for SSH, Imperial walkers,Hillbillies with a mosey back to clubhouse.
The Workout: 7 station, 7 rep circuit. Descending by one rep each cycle.  OH Sledge swings/Alternate one arm, 50lbs lawnmower pulls, bag toss, fire hose front raise then press, Pain stick toe touches, 25lbs DB bench press, 2-5 gallon water jug farmers walk.  (We made 5 rounds in 30min.)
Mary: (In cadence) Oblique Crunches, Butterfly Leg Raises (Looking for a Exicon name), 45 degree and 6in right and left hold, U shape hold.
Announcements:  Banks rd AO on Mondays, Need-More Ruck AO on Sunday, Mulch sign-ups.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Teen-age suicide and depression in society. Work on recognizing your Jester as each of us are imperfect.

Prison Yard is Back

9 Pax members got stronger at the reopening of the Prison yard.  Roll call was taken promptly at 5:00 sharp with Double D, LED, Fonzie, Fram, Deadbolt, New Mexico, Roger Roger, 8-Bit and Warden Breach on the Q.

Warm-Up: A little mosey around the parking lot followed by 22 count reps of SSH, Imperial Walkers/Hillbillies and Daisey Pickers.

The Workout: 9 Stations of pain, 2 minutes of work followed by 15 seconds to rotate between stations

Tire Drag down the parking lot and back

Battle rope double arm waves

Jump Rope

Heavy Bag Squats

Tire flips with a merkin

Pain stick overhead press

Firehose reverse lunges

Ab roller

Med ball overhead slams

Mary: Circle up for a slow burn v-Freddie mercury

Announcements: New AO possible in the Garner area on Mondays getting up by New Mexico, details to come

Prayer: Roger Roger mentioned a family with a child dealing with cancer and his father in law is having surgery, Double D mentioned a family that lost their 14yr old.

What’s the Deal with Cusack and Rocks? 9 PAX Fly Some Kites at Possum Trot

Q Tour continues, and YHC saw a place on the Q sheet Sunday after Banana Seat called out the need to fill in all those pink spaces for this week. Yeah, I’d be fresh off a business trip the day before, but I’ve got many more to go before completing the SouthWake cycle. May as well cross another off the list if its available. YHC has a love hate relationship with Possum Trot. It’s dark as $hIt out there in the winter and in the summer, its riddled with fire ants and other nasty things Dauber makes us run through when he Q’s. That hill to the guard rail is always sketchy too, but it does have several amenities that can provide a perfect formula for beatdowns, especially long running lanes by the baseball fields and a wide open set of tennis courts.

One of YHC’s personal favorites of all time was when DoubleD brought a whole firehouse kit, complete with hoses, water jugs, and barbells. He had us running up and down the lane to put out a fictitious fire. This was on a muggy morning and remember thinking, WTF. No way I could have duplicated that this morning with limited supplies and imagination, but knew I had to do something with overhead work to simulate kite flying, keeping in line with the spirit of this Q and AO.

Pre-Blast showed YHC flying a kite. The picture was taken about 3.5 years ago on a beach, where YHC was flying a kite, not because I like flying kites, but because that was the activity I chose rather than wanting to jump in 30 degree waves with my son in Maine. Also, partly because YHC was 225lbs and didn’t have the energy or the want to run around. At the time, YHC thought he was operating at 100%. Great job, great kids, supportive wife, but no energy or desire to do anything extra. Was definitely missing something, but health and connections outside of work took a backseat, gradually leading to sad clown syndrome and deep denial. YHC was comfortable and have learned that when you are comfortable, you don’t grow so to battle that, YHC is trying new things like trying to Q all the SouthWake AO’s and beyond that Q 1-2 times a week (all with the aim of each workout being unique).

Arrived to the parking lot and got concerned as the only person YHC had seen was H1N1. It was early though and while H1N1 was out getting his early EC, I took the time to get the lay of the land and place some cones out by the baseball fields. Got back to the car and it was 5:23, still early, but no cars. Guess these guys in Fuquay do it differently, maybe more fartsacks than I thought. Then the headlights started to flow in. Banana Seat, Noah’s Ark, Sprinkler, Breach, 8-Bit, Midget, FedEx. H1N1 arrived back somewhere in between Banana Seat and Breach.

5:30 hit and asked PAX if they brought their lawn chairs and kites. If they didn’t, M4L had a lawn chair in his trunk. All those who wanted to be comfortable could sit in the lawn chair and fly a kite, all others could follow me for some quality work in the gloom.

Warm Up: Skinny loop around the tennis courts and into the courts for some alternating side shuffles are around the baseline, weaving in and out of each court. Led PAX back out of the courts to circle up for Imperial Walkers X10, Hillbillies X10, Morocan Night Clubs X20, Fazios 10F/10 Back, Seal Claps X20. SSH X20. Fellowship run back around the tennis courts to retrieve a rock.

The Workout:

PAX retrieved rocks (some extremely larger than others- Breach) and cusacked them down with tricep extensions in cadence to the concession stand. Circled up for some squats on YHC’s down and up. Placed rocks down and did some modified clock work merkins, where PAX placed both feet on the rock and did 10 merkins on YHC’s down, held plank and walked it over 4 spaces, performed 10 more merkins, held plank and walked it over 4 spaces, performed 10 more merkins, held plank and walked it over 4 spaces, performed 10 more merkins.

Mosey’d over to the concession wall and did some B2W’s in cadence to 20 and then back upright for People’s Chair in cadence to 20.

Rinse\Repeat one more time (2 Rounds Total)

Cusacked the rocks outside the fence and gathered around the first cone that was layed out for some Rut Rows X20 on YHC’s up, Cusacked to the next cone 15 yard further down and performed rock curls starting position at the bottom to the middle X 20. Cusacked the rocks to the next cone 15yards futher and performed rock curls from the top to the middle X20, and then cusacked 15 more yards further and performed rock curls from the bottom all the way to the top X20. Cusacked back to the start

Partner Up: Partner 1- Squat Hold with the Rock; Partner 2- Suicides to each of the cones and switch

Rinse\Repeat (2 Rounds Total)

Cusacked the rocks all the way back to inside the tennis courts and had PAX line up along the baseline for some deconstructed Jack Webbs. On the baseline PAX performed uneven merkins on the rock with left hand on rock\right hand on baseline. Performed 5 on each side for a total of 10. Moved the rock out of the way and performed lunge walks to the other side of the same court. Knelt down for some Jack Webbs X20 in cadence. Mosey’d back to the start.

Rinse\Repeat but this time up’d the uneven Merkin count to 20 total and 40 Jack Webbs in Cadence. Cusacked the rocks back to the pile. Instructed PAX to get into an Indian run from the tennis courts and encircle the entire lot in front of the tennis courts. Mosey’d back inside the tennis courts

Mary: Plank hold for the six. Shoulder Taps X15 in cadence, Right Arm up\Right foot up, Left Arm Up\Left Foot Up. It was damp and rainy, so had to flip em all over on their six for American Hammers X20 and a quick transition to Pickle Pounders X20. Downward Dog and a gradual roll up into a Shawshank. (Have a Nice Day upright).

Announcements: 3rd F opportunities on Slack. Forceps’ son, Jon’s service is next Saturday, Feb 29th from 12-2 at Hope Community Church.
T-Claps (Recognition): Those getting out and after it in the rain
Prayer: Prayers for Forceps and his family. Lipstick’s family and his sister. Wallaby and those battling substance abuse issues. All those unspoken. YHC took us out.

First Appearance of the Steel Mace

Snow came the day before. Still 10 men braved the chilly weather to come see the steel mace!!

FNGs: Nope
Warm Up:
Quick lap to warmup
Circled up for the following
Good Mornings
Fazio Arm Circles
Leg Swings both directions both legs
BackStroke
The Workout:
Counted off by three. We had four stations, but I wanted groups of three since there were three Pax present that had already did a steel mace workout. They should be the Shepard for the steel mace. The goal was to keep the legs fresh for tomorrow’s long ass run.

3 complete circuits. Each Station was 2 minutes and 15 seconds. Each pax did 5 to 10 reps each exercise. After completion keep on going till the timer sounds.

Station 1:
Stairs — Run them or carry a bell. Just get up and down them.

Station 2:
Kettlebell
LawnMowers
Push up On the Bell
Push Press
Chest to Chest in bridge

Station 3:
Battle Rope and Core
Battle Rope
Midget Love Handles
Midget Getups
Midget Cookie Pouches

Station 4:
Steel Mace
Upper Cut
Bent Over Rows
Side Paddle Overhead (No lunge)
Kayak
Ballistic Curl

Mary:

Circled up for some stretching:

Leg across and open up the hips. Like getting in a pigeon pose but keep the leg straight
Runners pose and open up the hip
Runners pose concentration on going deeper
Fire Hydrant Circles
Fire Hydrant Kicks

Announcements:

ATT run tomorrow

T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

Wallaby as he comes home from Rehab
Forceps and his family
John, Deadbolt’s friend that is battling cancer

The Prison Yard 2/18

Pax of 9 got stronger in the Prison Yard on a mild February morning.

Double D, Fonzie, LED, FedEx, 8-Bit, Sprinkler, New Mexico, Dirty Pipes and Breach on the Q

Warm Up: Mosey around the parking lot and then circle up for some 22 rep counts of SSH, Frankensteins, and Imperial Walkers/Hillbillies

The Workout: 9 Stations (90 Seconds of work, followed by 15 seconds of rest to rotate)

Stations:

Tires

Flips

Sledge Hammer chops

Squats

Ropes

Double arm Slams

Waves

Weight Plates

Squat press

Squat Curl

Med Balls

Overhead Slams

Squat Toss

Kettle Bell

Swings

Sandbag

Reverse Curls

Tricep Extensions

Ab Roller

Jump Rope

Mary: 15 Burpees OYO for 3 pax members that were running behind today.

Announcements: Long Ass ATT Run on Sat 2/22

Prayer: Prayers for Forceps and his family and for a friend of New Mexico who is dealing with recovery from substance abuse.

The message for today was about slowing down and looking around. Live speeds by and if you don’t stop once and a while to enjoy it, it can blow right by you. Take the time to be in the moment and don’t let them all pass you by

No Beauties but there was a Beast at Disney

Day 4 of You vs. You was at Disney, the greatest place on turf and the best ride in all of Southwake. YHC had the park open early arriving at 0450 to set up a couple ladders on the turf and plant the flag. After yesterdays hiccup, YHC was up early with no alarm and ready to work. We had a strong showing for EC again. There was an FNG so the disclaimer was given. A cotter showed up somewhere during the warm up and we could not remember his name, anyway welcome back Tussin. Skins for the Q today so enjoy the nips show.

Quick shout out to Messi for being at every AO this week at 0500 with his dad. He’s riding his bike for EC but he’s still there. I know a lot of you couldn’t even do that so hat’s off to this kid.

EC:
Goya, Emeril, Axe, 187, Breach, 8-Bit, Coal Ash, H1N1, Messi*, Warbucks, Banana Seat, ShamWOW!, Aquaman, Popinski

Warm Up:
Warm up lap on the turf with ladders, quick feet, slides, and backwards runs
Windmill x10 IC
Plank jacks x20 IC
Ranger merkins x20
We’re Not Worthy into Seal Claps x20 IC each
Stretch legs

The Workout:
Mosey to Abyss with two line Indian run
Down steps and back up with hops
Two lines at top squat hold until the the guy in front gets to platform
Bear crawl down with 5 merkins at each platform
At bottom hold squat until the six is in
Crawl bear up as far as you can go then modify to hops back up when needed
– Popinski went full beast mode wearing Breath Taker and completed the whole Abyss
Return to bottom and partner up size matters
Partner carry to half way then switch
Plank for the six

Mosey back to for the greatest show on turf
Line up on side lines
Skips across and lunges back
Slides across switching half way and carioca back with switch half way
Lie on belly and sprint at 75% speed on Q’s GO
– Some PAX don’t know how to dial it down and basically went full speed each round
Repeat back at 5K speed
Repeat back at Full speed
Repeat back at Usain Bolt speed
PAX was nice and winded so we circled up

Mary:
Capt. Thor 1:4 – 7:28 Big Boy Sit Up/American Hammers
Box Cutters x10 IC
Australian Snow Angels x10 IC
HAND

Announcements:
Foghorn putting together some charity work for local school, 911 stair climb coming soon, Co-Q at Purple Cobra announcement coming soon, UvU day 5 wraps up at Cletus

T-Claps (Recognition):
Popinski in BT completed a crawl bear up the Abyss. No words…
4 HIM completed the 4th EC+AO combo in a row, 1 more to go (Axe, 187, Emeril, H1N1)

Prayer:
Noah’s Ark family, Wiggly released an employee due to addictions and keep him in prayers, PAX on IR, Crab Legs tour winding down

4 EC’s and 4 Q’s are no joke. 1 more day tomorrow at where things all got started for me, Cletus. The workout will be a repeat from my 4 Year Anni this past June in Carterico. Let’s finish You vs. You strong men.

BS Out!

Better Late than Never – UvU3

UvU Day 3. Evidently my body was feeling it today. YHC had a difficult morning getting things going. Alarm was set for 0430. Slept right through it. 0523 on the phone and I had to do a double take. I shot out of bed shaking about what to do. Missed EC already. Barely got my contacts in and forgot to drain the main vain. Shot out the door and text Emeril asking him to do warm ups until I arrived. Pulled up to the first stop sign and an elderly person in a Cadillac pulled out first, ah great just my luck. However, this person had a lead foot I appreciated. Both of us hauling tail down Angier Rd. YHC arrived 0536 as warm ups were wrapping up. Took a second to release my liquid before running over to the plethora of HIM all ready to get started. I apologized to the group and did my 5 burpees OYO. Then we blasted off due to my adrenaline rush still on high.

EC:
Cupid, H1N1, Messi, Emeril, Axe, 187, LED, Fonzie, Breach, 8-Bit, Dumbo, Yogurt, Popinski, Wiggly, Banana Seat*(post EC)

Warm Up:
Emeril: Lap around courts
SSH
Sir Fozio Arm Circles
Hillbillies
Good Mornings
Merkins

The Workout:
Mosey down to baseball field for 11’s
Starting at home plate fence – Hand release merkins in the dirt
Run to center field – Morning Wood (Turkish Get Up) in dew soaked grass
It’s kind of like a Sugar Cookie but not as bad.

Mosey over to tennis courts
Line up on fence directly across from entrance gate for Crabs in a Bucket (but with bear crawls bc Q gave bad instructions)
PAX split in half and went in opposite directions until we reached back at the entrance gate

Next we did 1-legged burpees OYO x5 each leg

Partner up
Broken Wheelbarrow (one leg free) from fence to nets. Switch partners and come back.
Bull Frogs on IR (never been done, one legged) from fence to nets. Switch and return.

Mary:
Plank hold for most of Mary
Catalina Wine Mixers x10
J-Lo x10
Side ups x10 each side
Pickle pounders x20
Pretzels x10 each side
HAND

Announcements:
FB/Slack, Christmas Party 2nd Saturday in Dec., UvU Day 4 tomorrow at Disney (Q will set multiple alarms)

T-Claps (Recognition):
Popinski wearing BT, All those that were able to make it on time

Prayer:
Noah’s Ark M and family, Frumunda’s wife’s friend tragic death

I know it’s probably no big deal to the PAX but I was truly embarrassed about being late today. My body shut down from hearing my alarm which typically I don’t even have to use one. Great job to all you guys for the hard work today. Hopefully, no more malfunctions this week.

BS Out!

Ultimate at Mutiny – Blind as a Bat Edition

EC: Cupid, LED

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Breach led warmups since YHC rolled back in at 0529 and still had to grab the disc and cones.  Thanks Breach!

The Workout: Ultimate Frisbee!

Mary: Nah, we played right up until 0615.

Announcements: Check Slack and Facebook. Banana Seat’s UvU workout. Q sheet reminder! If you’ve been here a week or a year, you’re as qualified as the rest of us! Come lead the fun. And reach out to those you haven’t seen in a while, you never know what they are going through.

T-Claps: Fram! That guy was killing it today. Great catch to end the game.

Prayer: Noah’s Ark’s wife, victims and families of recent mass shooting, PAX on IR.

Side Notes: An actual glow in the dark frisbee (read: with lights) has been purchased since most of us had a really hard time seeing my current disk. Look for Ultimate continuing even as it gets gloomier, first Monday of every month.

Crazy Ivan 7/26- Big Boy Toys

Pax of 8 got stronger with some big boy toys

Dauber, Pots, Dawgpound, Lucky Charms, Emeril, Pablo, 8-bit and Breach on the Q

Warm up– Jog around the parking lot and circle up for a 22 count party of SSH, Imperial Walkers, Daisy Pickers and Windmills. 

Main Event– 4 stations of fun for a Tabata style workout 8 30 second sets with 10 seconds of rest between each set. Rotate Stations after completion of the set. 

Station 1 (Kettlebells) Round 1 swings, Round 2 Upright Rows

Station 2 (Tires and Fire hoses) Round 1 Tire flips, Round 2 Fire hose Lunges 

Station 3 (Battle Ropes and Med Balls) Round 1 Waves, Round 2 Med Ball Slams

Station 4 (Pain Sticks) Round 1 Alternate between Curls and Tricep extensions, Round 2 Squats 

Announcements: CSAUP in Greenville 

Closed in Prayer