Ground Pounder – Disc Style

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11 HIMs posted to GP on a chilly but beautimous morning.  YHC brought the music box playing Depeche Mode & discs.  

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings, Windmills, Fazio Arm Circles (both directions), Arm stretches, 20x3ct SSH, Michael Phelps.

The Workout

Traveling Rock: Mosey to the Rock Pile pick a medium rock then mosey to the first disc golf station.

Hole 1: PAX selected their drivers and took turns launching their disc toward the basket while the others perform an exercise. PAX then Cousac their rock to their disc and continue exercises until it is their turn to toss again.  2+ sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Alternate between Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras, Bus Drivers, Overhead Press, and Ground Pounders.

Cousac to Hole 2

Hole 2: Finish last set of 10x3ct: Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras, Overhead Press, Bus Drivers and Ground Pounders. 20 Rock Squats,

Cousac to Hole 3

Hole 3: 2 set of 10x3ct: SSH, Lunges, Emperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Moraccan Night Clubs

Return the Rocks

Heavy Discs on Putting Green

Pax select 1 of 4 starting points. 1 set of 20 Merkins. Make it lunge walk to the next station, miss it and you must Bear Crawl to the next station until you are back at the original starting point. All discs in play at all times (surprisingly no one got hit). PAX exercise between throws and retrieval.

20 Merkins x2, 15 SSH, 30 ct Chilcutt Plank Hold, 20 Prisoner Squats, 10x3ct Pickle Pounders, 10×3 ct Homer to Marge

5 minutes of Mary:

10x3ct LBCs, Rockies, Freddie Mercuries and American Hammers.

Announcements: Bacon doing the Goggin’s Challenge to raise funds for HSPD Torch Run, Eat at Jersey Mike’s on March 31st – Proceeds go to MMIA,  Triangle Tri in June, Krispy Kreme has BOGO on dozen donuts today, Wilmington Marathon/Half still on for April 16th (March 7th is the last day to defer).

Prayer Requests: Doc’s high school aged daughter getting surgery due to Chrones, praise for YHC’s son getting an A on his PSY Final,

2nd F @ Panera

Jessie’s Girl and the After Song

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It was good to see several cars in the lot already as I pulled up early for GP. Tclaps to Shredder who hopped out of his car and went for an EC run with the promise of no burpees by the Q if he was late getting back. Forceps rolled up right on time bringing the music with him, because the pax at GP do get grumpy without their music. Little did he know how important it would be later to set the mood for my new Mary Circuit.

FNGs:N/a
Warm Up: side straddle hops(by most, Gump hops by 1, and attempted Gump hops by another), good mornings, fozzy arm circles forward and reverse, Michael Phelps, and daisy pickers.
The Workout: our normal rocks were halfway underwater so mosey to the new rock pile for a medium to large rock. I was very proud of everyone today as I didn’t see any one arm pebbles this week. John cusack, curls for the girls, and mumble chatter (something about morning enemas) as we mosey to the game board by the basketball courts.

Everyone lined up by the color wheel with rocks for the main event. Pax would spin the wheel, I would move on the board to that color, we would do a super ground pounder as the buy in for every turn there’d been (1,2, 3, etc.), the pax that spun would call a 10 count move, we would all execute that move, and then rotate down a rock. It took 15 turns to make it to the end and we ended with a 20 count move to finish.

Cusack, curls for the girls, and mumble chatter(something about a trip to Circle K, had to be there for this one!) as we returned the rocks to their exact location and mosey back to the start for Mary

Mary: Inspired by GP 2 weeks ago I promised to make a Jessie’s Girl Circuit based on some mumble chatter. Forceps had it on the playlist and got it started.
Jessie’s Girl: 10 count 3rd Nipplers(thanks Gump for the inspiration), 6 inches hold, pickle pounders, homer to marge right leg up, and homer to marge left leg up. Then rinse and repeat for Round 2. This circuit lasts much longer than the song and I think we hit a different playlist for the after song.
Finished things up with an embrace the suck plank hold.

Announcements: Mama’s Thrift moving tomorrow morning 7am
T-Claps (Recognition): All pax that made it out for some ridiculousness and a reasonable Q
Prayer: Fanny Pack traveling, covid relief, unspokens

No Lack of Mumble Chatter at GP

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FNGs: none BUT Welcome Back Kotter:  Motor Boatin’!!!

Warm Up: SSH, Good mornings, Daisy Picker, Imperial Walker, Hillbillies, Sir Fazios, Overhead claps, Seal Claps

The Workout:

10 PAX shared in the best mumble chatter in SW Wake; Great to see @Abe (HC) @Bobby Boucher and @M4LIFE join the GP regulars of @Shredder @Gump @Forceps @K I T T Y L I T T R @Farva Lots of rocks with moseying trying to find some shelter. Boom box provided some 80s Rock. Lots of hard work in 33 deg F, wet, moist conditions with a bunch of laughs. YHC got a mouthful for sure. You had to have been there.  John Cusack from rock pile to road; lunges, overhead press, curls for girls; found our way to a shelter on moist ground – more exercises but quickly moved to a basketball court.  Rotated through multiple exercises including slap rocks, GP, toe taps, squats, rut-rows, wonder bras.  Mosey behind the school to the front and camped out under the awning for lots of rock exercises on our six.  Nipplers, chest presses, 6 inches, American hammers to name a few.

Mary:  Mosey back to the flag.  Stretching, good mornings….

Announcements:  See slack and FB; Ted Talks; Q-School; First aid kits – need help calling on local HS businesses (see Dauber)

T-Claps (Recognition):  all the PAX who showed up in this wonderful weather

Prayer:  UNSPOKEN, Political leaders, Those impacted by Pandemic; Injured PAX.  YHC took us out.  Honored to lead. – Dauber

 

Now for Something Completely Different (well almost)

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7 HIMs posted to GP on a cold but dry morning.  YHC brought the music box & discs.  Sadly Gump wore his Tampa Bay jersey and beanie (that guy) to support “Tompa Bay.”

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings, Willie Maze Hays,  Daisy Pickers, Sir Fazio Arm Circles (both directions), Arm stretches, 20x3ct SSH.

The Workout

Circle of Rock (of course): Mosey to the Rock Pile pick a LARGE rock (if it can be curled by anyone with one arm – it ain’t big enough). Alternate rocks between exercises.

3 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras, Rut Rows and Ground Pounders. 10x3ct:  Windshield Wipers, Rock Spanks, Single arm Merkins (both sides), Rock Press (3 sets), 10×3 ct Rockies, 10x3ct Box Cutters

Mosey to the disc golf putting green

Heavy Discs (Something different):

3 discs in play at all times. PAX take turns putting while rest exercise. Round 1: SSH – don’t stop till someone makes it (that took forever – THANK THE LORD FOR KITTI LITTR).  Round 2-38 were more of a free for all with PAX lining up on each side to keep the discs moving (minimum of 10x3ct of each exercise).

Merkins x2, SSH, Plank Hold, Squats, Chilcutt Planks, Lunges, Emperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Pickle Pounders, LBCs, Moroccan Night Clubs, Freddie Mercury, Monkey Humpers x2

4 minutes of Knee Wall of Pain:

20 Step Ups, 20 Dips, 10 Erkins, 10 Step Ups, 10 Dips, 5 Erkins

Announcements: Mama’s House moved (so much for the new driveway), HIMs running Uwharrie and some dozen donut race, Looking for businesses to support the HSPD fund raiser for 1st Aid Kits,  Wilmington Race moved to April.

Prayer Requests: For our country, injured PAX, Noah’s Arc & his M, YHC asked for prayer through the grief therapy process.

2nd F @ Panera

My Eyes are Closed…but I Can Still See It!

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Always a lot of great 1-liners at Ground Pounder! Today, did not disappoint to that end. It was a cold and bright sunny morning at Jones Park, but even the flaming ball that is in the sky could not compare to the brightness (or tightness) of Pikachu’s pants! At one point, Shredder mentioned he had to close his eyes whilst running behind Pikachu due to the brightness, but could somehow still see (hence…the title of this BB). Other great 1-liners of the day:

“I think I’m lactating” – Shredder. “We all need to sign up on that Q Sheet so this jackass can’t Q here anymore” – Pikachu. “All my rocks are frozen to the ground” – Frenchie. “I’m just gonna pick up that slab of concrete” – Farva. “Small, medium, large. You must’ve missed something that day in elementary school” – Shredder.

FNG’s: – nope

Warm Up: SSH x 25, Daisy Pickers, Sir Fazio’s F/R, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies all x 10, and Good Mornings x 21 (much to the agreement of Shredder and Pikachu).
The Workout: Now for the disagreement to begin. YHC decided to try something new to me today to ensure that all PAX chose appropriate sizes of rocks. You see…there’s been just a bit of mumblechatter recently that PAX aren’t choosing large enough rocks and that Farva could sit there and juggle with all other men’s version of “large” rocks. So each PAX were instructed to get a large rock from the familiar pile, a not as large but let’s say medium rock from the not so shiny but newer rocks down on the end of the trench, and finally, two small rocks that could be held and controlled in each hand. Each time PAX got a rock from the trench, they paid an entrance tax of 5 burpees. With rocks ready to go and circled up, we performed the following routine (rocks sizes denoted by L, M, S):

Shoulder Press, L x30, Wonderbras, M x25, 1-2’s, S x 20

Curls for the Girls, L x 30, Curls for the Girls, M x 25, 1-2’s, S x 20

Chest Press, L x 50, Alternating Merkins on Rock, M x 25, 1-2’s, S x 20

Rut Rows, L x 40, DeadLifts, M x 20, Bent over Flys, S x 20 (think it was somewhere in here where the agreement was made not to let YHC Q anymore)

Ground Pounders, L x 30, Ground Pounders, M x 25, Front Raises, S x 20

Rock Spanks w/o Consent, L x 20, Rock Spanks w/ consent, M x 20, Diamond Merkins, S x 15

PAX returned each set of rocks with a return penalty of 5, 10, and 15 merkins, respectively.

Wall of Pain time. We did a 15 count per PAX People’s Chair, followed by Prisoner squats x 50 (didn’t get to legs in rock circle). Finished up with a 10 count per PAX Ball to the Wall.

Mary: All in Cadence. LBC’s x30, Homer to Marge x25, WW1 x20, Good Mornings x 15
Announcements: New Monthly challenge coming, starting Monday. It will be 15 mins. of AMRAP KettleBell Snatches or Jump Squats, with a focus on form and explosive movement. 1st F planning on Monday night via Zoom, 8-9 PM.
T-Claps (Recognition): Pumpkin Spice for accountability and drive with YHC to complete last monthly challenge set as EC.
Prayer: Pumpkin Spice and Shredder have neighbors and friends struggling significantly with COVID. Lipstick and family for travels and peace in time of losing his aunt. My M for more restoration and healing. Saddiq and his grieving over loss of brother. YHC took us out…and I will be back to Q this great AO!

Can’t Even Feel It – TWSS

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14 HIMs posted to GP on a beautiful but bitter cold morning.  YHC brought the music box & a basketball.  Dauber was tardy but always appreciate his attendance. 

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings, Windmills, Willie Maze Hays,  Sir Fazio Arm Circles (both directions), Arm stretches

The Workout

Circle of Rock: Mosey to the Rock Pile pick a rock. Alternate rocks between exercises.

2 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras, Bus Drivers, Rut Rows and of course Ground Pounders. 2 sets of 10x3ct Rock Spanks (with and without consent), 10x3ct Rock Press (3 sets), 10x3ct Windshield Wipers, 10×3 ct Rockies, 10x3ct Box Cutters

(Again – never any doubt on which rock is Farva’s – Good Lord Son!).

Heavy Hoops:

Due to crowd we only completed 1 round: Each PAX rotated between taking shots and exercises: shoot from 3 designated areas. 2 free throw attempts at each location followed by 1 attempt at a layup. Miss all 3 shots and add a 2 Burpee penalty.

Rest of PAX perform exercises till cycle completed (ie 1 shot is made from all the 3 areas).

SSH (2 rounds), Plank Hold, Supermans, Squats, Plank Jacks, Lunges, High Knees, American Hammers, Split Jacks, Emperial Walkers, Hillbillies, and Goofballs

Burpees OYO for all PAX

Wall of Pain:

20×3 ct Moroccan Style Peoples Chair, 2 sets of 10×3 ct Ascending Testicles, 10x3ct Burnie Style Peoples Chair (let it rain)

COT:  10 Merkins, 10 Shoulder Tap Planks, 10 Catalina Wine Mixers, 10 ct Chill Cut Plank, 10 x 3ct LBCs, 10x3ct Freddie Mercuries, 10×3 ct 6 Inches,

Announcements: Wilmington Race moved to April,  Ultimate Frisbee – Feb 1st at Ting,

Prayer Requests: Pumpkin Spice ask for prayer for  a friend Mike who is hospitalized with COVID;  Shredder asked for prayer for Kristen’s family (Kristen was a 16 yr old in his church youth group that passed away due recently).  YHC asked for prayer through the grief therapy process. Prayer for kids with mental issues dealing with our current state of isolation.

Frenchie’s Worst Nightmare

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EC: Farva solo EC with the monthly challenge

Warm Up:pretty standard warmup with side straddle hops, good mornings, fozzy arm circles, and Michael Phelps.

The Workout: As I called the mosey to the rock pile Frenchie realized I had the Q, which is apparently his worst nightmare.

Grab a reasonable sized rock and partner up for this Dora style 100 rep challenge. We did several rounds of 100 rep rock work while the partner was in a static hold, and 1 minute of cardio in between sets. Sets included curls for the girls, tricep extensions, Ruh rohs, squats, and ground pounders. Partner with work included plank with rock, crab hold with rock, Supermans, and rock spanks with a few being repeated. 1 minute recovery sets included jump rope(fancy if you’re Gump), mtn climbers, Wonder Woman jets, with some repeated.

After that was completed we went to the wall for nonstop 11’s of bttw and wall sits in cadence.

Mary: 10 solid minutes of around the circle 10 counts of exercises, ending in 10 burpees oyo(he clearly didn’t know the rules at GP)
Announcements: Wrightsville and other runs coming up. Fuquay rotary club opportunities, holly springs opportunities to work with youth on outdoor guy activities that don’t have fathers at home.
T-Claps (Recognition): Frenchie for making it through my workout AND calling me out at the end for it not being hard enough.
Prayer:Sanity, the country, struggles at work and home

Ground Pounder Plan-B Candyland

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7 HIMs posted to GP on a very cold but not raining morning.  YHC brought the music box & a basketball which proved to be useless.  

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings, Willie Maze Hays,  Daisy Pickers, 20 Sir Fazio Arm Circles,  Arm stretches, Seal Claps, Windmills.

The Workout

Circle of Rock: Mosey to the Rock Pile pick a friend to share

3 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Rut Rows, Wonder Bras,  Bus Drivers, and Ground Pounders

Mosey to the B-Ball court.  We attempted to do Heavy Hoops but the court was way too icey and the frozen net decided it wanted to keep the ball to itself so we went to Plan-B. 

Candy Land:

We played spin the wheel of pain (each color represented a different rep count).

5 Burpees, 20 SSH, 20x3ct Chill Cut Plank,  20x3ct Supermans, 5 Plank Jacks, 20×3 ct Lunges, 10×3 ct High Knees, 5x3ct American Hammers, 10x3ct Shoulder Tap Merkins, 10x3ct Boat Canoes, 5x3ct Freddie Mercuries, 20 Split Jacks, 10x3ct WWIIs, 20 Heal Taps, 20×3 ct Hillbillies and 20x3ct Emperial Walkers

Wall of Pain:

10x3ct Ascending Testicles; 20x3ct Moroccan style Peoples Chair, 30 ct BTW, 20x3ct Al Gore style People’s Chair.

Announcements: Wilmington race still on as far as we know, PAX Monthly Challenge is ongoing,

Prayer Requests: Praises for all the surgeries that went well, Prayer for local, state and federal leadership to figure how how to bring the country back together, for our 1st responders and police, COVID victims and their families, those suffering with addictions or from depression.

T-Claps (Recognition): For Oboe doubling down with U-Turn and GP, For newbie Bobby Boucher already stepping up to co-Q this coming Monday.

Ground Pounder – moist feet, dry backs

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8 HIMs posted to GP on a dreary wet morning.  YHC brought the music box & a basketball.  Macho showed up on time and gloveless – much respect 

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings, Willie Maze Hays,  Daisy Pickers, 20 Sir Fazio Arm Circles, 20x3ct SSH, Arm stretches

The Workout

Circle of Rock: Mosey to the Rock Pile pick your large rock. Alternate rocks between exercises.

3 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Rut Rows, Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras, Ground Pounders and Bus Drivers.

(always easy to tell which rock is Farva’s)

Heavy Hoops:

2 Rounds: Each PAX rotated between taking shots and exercises: shoot from 3 designated areas. 2 free throw attempts at each location followed by 1 attempt at a layup. Miss all 3 shots and add a 2 Burpee penalty.

Rest of PAX perform exercises till cycle completed (ie 1 shot is made from each of the 3 areas).

2 rounds of SSH, Standard Plank Hold, Plank Jacks, Lunges, High Knees, Moroccan Squat Hold, Emperial Walkers and Hillbillies

Burpees OYO for all PAX

Mosey to the half wall

10×3 Step Ups, 20 Derkins, 20 Erkins, 20 Dips

Announcements: Wilmington Race still on as far as we know.

Prayer Requests: Pumkin ask for prayer for several men going through the Blue Light Academy. Forceps asked for prayer for Aunt’s family loss of her husband as well as his ex and son dealing with loss of son.

Its Colder than a Groundpounder 12/26

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4 Pax for a very balmy after Christmas workout at the Groundpounder.

Quiver, Bobby Boucher 8bit and Breach on the Q

Warm Up: Mosey down the road and back, circle up for 22 count reps of SSH, Windmills, Frankensteins, and Imperial Walkers/Hillbillies.

The Workout: Decided on a throwback idea and found our way around veterans park. On the greenway, we found a new pile of rocks and stopped for a jerk circle of rotating rocks. Curls for the girls, Triceps, overhead press and some trunk twits were on the agenda.

Got back on the move scout run style and moved over to the abs station and got on the six for some big boys sit-ups, v-ins, and some backbreakers.

Back on the move again stopping for another break of Prisoner squats, mountain climbers, and bat wings.

We made our way back toward Jones park and could not get through a ground-pounder workout without some actual ground-pounders, so we hit the rock pile once again for some ground-pounders and curls for the girls.

One more mosey back to the bathrooms for some balls to the wall and people’s chairs before finishing up for mary.

Mary: Circled up for  some LBC’s and Homer to Marges before have a nice day

Prayer: Prayers for Quiver as he and his family head toward Disney, prayers for those that are without jobs and that they get back on their feet quickly, and prayers for those with Covid and that they weather the storm without loss.