GP – THE PLACE FOR FNGs

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FNGs: Welcome 2.o Hacksaw
Warm Up:  Dozen PAX circled up (10, 1 late, 1 via FaceTime)….Circled up.  Introduced a young man to F3.  Ran around the parking lot.  Sir Fazio arm circles, daisy pickers, good am, seal & overhead claps.  5 burpees for tardiness.
The Workout:  Lots of Rock exercises – each PAX called an exercise of 10c or 10 cadence count.  Worked on counting with newer PAX.  Went around the circle twice completing curls, tricep, rut row, overhead press, etc.  used technology and had Frenchie FaceTime with us.  Tried to split up the groups and do a red rover routine.  Epic failure.  Mosey to the wall for 10, 15, 20 count BTTW and People’s Chair.  More rocks.
Mary:  Shredder took over Mary with various stretches including pickle pounders, H2M (each exercise the younger bucks wanted more), crab cakes, break dancers…
Announcements:  Ted Talk with Breach -great example of a PAX who has served and continues to serve.  Farva’s dog
T-Claps (Recognition):  New guys coming out to GP weekly – AWESOME.  Thank you to those PAX and 2.0s who volunteered for the half marathon.
Prayer:  COVID, PAX wife(s); Country; Unspoken (apologies forgetting the other requests)

Always come ready to lead.  Anyone can step in and Q.  Safe environment.  Honored to lead – Dauber.  Thanks Shredder for your help with Mary and volunteering at the table.

Have Rock, Will Travel at GP

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I picked up the Q the night before the AO and all I had planned was a field trip. Everything else was inspired on the move and it turned out to be a solid beatdown.
FNGs: 1 – ButterBurger
Warm Up: Circle up for the disclaimer for the FNG and 10 counts in cadence of the following: Side straddle hops, Imperial walkers, Hillbillies, Good mornings, Fozzy arm circles forward and reverse, and Daisy pickers. Then it was off to the rock pile for a medium to large rock with the warning that we will be traveling with it. Also, an additional warning that if the rock was too small then I would be reassigning a new one. All rocks looked solid and we began our mosey that ended up being about 1.5 miles total by the end.
The Workout: Follow the leader for several alternating rounds of John Cusack and curls for the girls at a nice slow pace for time under tension as we started our walk into the woods.

We stopped  on a path in the woods shortly after the bridge for some 11s – Rock Spanks in cadence, bear crawl, squats on my down, bear crawl and repeat as we cycled from 1/10 to 10/1.

Everyone switched rocks after the 11s and back to the mosey. This time we alternated rounds on the move between tricep extensions in cadence, John Cusack, and a brief pause for squats.

We made our next stop at Veterans Park by the flags. Set our rocks down by the path and find a bench for 15 Irkins, 15 dips, and 15 Derkins. Then it’s time to a switch rocks and back for a quick mosey over to the shelter where we stopped and did 10 Ground Pounders in cadence.

Set the rocks to the side of the path and proceed under the shelter for alternating rounds of Wall Sits and BTTW’s. Once finished it was almost 8 o’clock and we had to get moving to get back for Mary.

Switch rocks and pause for 10 Ruh rohs in cadence followed by more alternating rounds of John Cusack and curls for the girls at a slow cadence on the move. We stopped at the start of one of the disc golf holes on the way back for some calf raises and then once again switched rocks.

Continue the mosey with John Cusack and tricep extensions. The six were falling behind so we switched to lunges while they caught up. We alternated John Cusack and overhead press along with a few reps of look at the pretty trees (thanks to Quiver) as we finally made it back to the rock pile to return the rocks.

Mary: We had about 10 minutes for Mary and with all of the exploring we did I had to throw in some Dora. Partner up for 50 World War II‘s, 100 Freddie Mercury ‘s, and 150 mountain climbers, while you alternate jogging around the parking lot. For the final minute of the Q everyone did mountain climbers to make sure that we had enough reps for Dora. After that final minute everyone was sufficiently smoked.

Announcements: Holly Springs Half is next weekend and volunteers are needed to man the aid stations.
T-Claps (Recognition): Frenchie and Macho Nacho bringing out another FNG. We had 4 Pax under the age of 20!
Prayer: Pax and their families, as well as the state of the country.

Bats, Zombies, and Werewolves oh my!

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I couldn’t miss this opportunity for a Halloween Q when it became available and threw everything I could think of from start to finish! Thanks for the opportunity to lead!

  • FNGs: 1 – Cyclops
  • Warm Up: Circled up for some Good mornings, Candy pickers, then announced that arms do not drop for Halloween Bats: arm circles forward, Seal claps, Overhead claps, Arm circles reverse, Seal claps, Overhead claps, Frankensteins and some Michael Phelps to finish it off, then some Willy Mays Hayes to get the legs right.

    The Workout: Halloween survival prep will take place in several locations

  • First we’re off to the rock pile, because we need to get strong enough to face whatever monsters we may encounter. Little did anyone know we’d get all of our reps in one shot for each exercise! 31 count for each exercise: Curls for the girls, overhead press, ruh Roh, tricep extension, ground pounders, bench press, sit-ups, and rock spanks just because it’s GP. I was impressed as there wasn’t a medium or small rock to be found in the circle. Return all rocks but one and mosey over to the paved game area by the school.
  • Rule #1 of Zombieland is Cardio and we’re about to have some fun, while getting plenty of it. This 4 corners workout consisted of 10 seconds fast feet, run, 10 in and outs, run, 10 squats, run, and 10 star jumps, but that’s not all! This is a rotation circuit where we need a zombie and a gatekeeper(to clarify, no key-master present or needed for this, thanks Shredder lol). The gatekeeper is at the cemetery and performs ground pounders with the rock to keep the zombies in the ground; however, this zombie becomes free after completing 10 getups and will chase the pax while performing Frankenstein walks. If pax are caught they owe 10 burpees. First two rounds all pax were safe, but then pikachu became the zombie. He was on his 4th getup before our fast feet were done and we all felt the need for some serious speed as we took off! He caught us all at the star jumps and we all performed the 10 burpees. Shredder was up for our 4th time through and Pax were thoroughly smoked on legs at the finish.
  • Turns out pikachu’s freakish speed was due to a bite from a werewolf and he infected us all. The only cure is silver, and luck would have it that there were two sets of “silver” bleachers nearby. We split up into two groups and went head to head up the bleachers performing “bleacher” merkins, 1 at the bottom, 2 on the second, etc, until we reached 10 at the top. All pax waiting for their turn and waiting for the 6 performed flutter kicks. Time to mosey back to the start and see what’s in store for Mary.
    Bloody Mary: circle up with the Q in the middle leading by example.
    25 crunches, 20 Mtn climbers, 15 side crunches (left then right), 10 In and outs, and 5 Scissors kicks. Seemed like enough, but not quite finished as we needed to repeat the whole circuit two more times.
    Finally it was time to have a nice day!
    Announcements: park cleanup
    T-Claps (Recognition): Macho Nacho for getting his Dad out as an FNG, Frenchie for giving a HC and getting a HC from Macho Nacho for ultimate on Monday.
    Prayer: Pax dealing with health and personal issues, the country, and safety.

What if you have 3 nipples?

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FNGs: None

9 HIMs posted to GP on a perfect morning.  YHC and Dauber Co-Q.  YHC brought the music box & a basketball. Dauber led the warm up and Circle of Rock while Forceps led Heavy Hoops & COT

Warm Up:

Mosey to Veteran Park and back. 10x3cts of: Good Mornings, Seal Claps, Overhead Claps, 20 Fozzie Arm Circles, 30x3ct SSH (60 total in case math are hard).

The Workout

Circle of Rock: Mosey to the Rock Pile

10x3ct of each exercise:  Rut Rows X 2, Curls for the Girls X 2, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras, Ground Pounders, Standard Press, Nipplers, 6 Inches, Rock Spanks, Single Arm Merkins, Bus Drivers, Rock Extensions

Heavy Hoops:

Round 1: Each PAX rotated between taking shots and exercises: shoot from 3 designated areas. 2 free throw attempts at each location followed by 1 attempt at a layup. Miss all 3 shots and add a 2 Burpee penalty.

Rest of PAX perform exercises till cycle completed (ie 1 shot is made from each of the 3 areas).

SSH, Standard Plank Hold,  Supermans, Plank Jacks, Lunges, High Knees, Squats, Squats, Shoulder Tap Planks

Round 2: Each PAX takes 1 free throw at each station (2 Burpee Penalties per missed station)

LBCs, Love Haters X2, Fredie Mercuries, Dying Cockroaches, Emperial Walkers, Hill Billies, Standard Merkins, Boat Canoes

Burpees OYO for all PAX

Mosey back for COT

Announcements: F3 getting great community press; Virtual HSHM Nov14th and 21st; Ultimate Frisbee 1st Mondays in November at Ting

Prayer Requests:  Prayers for 187’s family and for those looking to transition jobs. For all those spoken and unspoken.

Ground Pounder with the Geniesse Trifecta

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FNGs: Pit Bull (Shredder’s son)

7 HIMs posted to GP on a clear brisk morning.  YHC brought the music box & a basketball. 

Warm Up:

10x3cts of:  Good Mornings, Daisy Pickers, Hillbilly’s, Emperial Walkers, Willy Maze Hays, Fozzie Arm Circles.

The Workout

Heavy Hoops:

Each PAX rotated between taking shots and exercises: shoot from 3 designated areas. 2 free throw attempts at each location followed by 1 attempt at a layup. Miss all 3 shots and add a 2 Burpee penalty.

Rest of PAX perform exercises till cycle completed (ie 1 shot is made from each of the 3 areas).

SSH, Standard Plank Hold,  Supermans, Plank Jacks, Lunges, High Knees, Squats, American Hammers, Squats, Shoulder Tap Planks, Boat Canoes, Hill Billie Squats, Morrocan Night Club Squat Holds

Macho Nacho showed up late: 10 Burpees + Penalty Burpees OYO for all PAX (15+Penalty for MN)

Circle of Rock: Mosey to the Rock Pile

2 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras,  Rutrows, and Ground Pounders

3 sets of 10x3ct Standard Press, 10x3ct  Windshield wipers, 10x3ct Box Cutters, 30 Ct 6 Inches, 2 sets of 10x3ct Rock Spanks (with and without consent),

Wall of Pain

10x3ct Aussie Ass Smackers, 70ct People’s Chair, 30ct Ascending Testicles, 70ct People’s Chair (Al Gore style),

Mosey back for COT to name FNG, Elijah Geniesse, 22, Pit Bull (How we got there: Falcon’s fan-> Michael Vick-> Dog Fighting-> Pit Bull)

Announcements: 3rd F at HS Food Cupboard today; Hilltop NeedMore Food Ruck tomorrow

Prayer Requests:  Prayers for Dovetail and his family’s move to Arizona.

Side Note: The delayed merlot at 2ndF Sir Walter Raleigh where Pit Bull lost his breakfast and apparently his dinner at the front door – watch your step.

Ballin!

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FNGs:

None – sad day 🙁
Warm Up:

Burpee ladder with warm up exercises

SSH x10

Burpee x1

Sir fazio forwards x10

Burpee x2

Sir fazio backwards x10

Burpee x3

Repeat accordingly including Daisy Pickers, Good Mornings, Frankensteins, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, and Squats, stopping at 9x burpees.
The Workout:

Mosey to the rock pile – sharing is caring with 3 rounds of 10x Curls, 10x Tricep Extensions, 10x Squats, 10x Ground Pounders, and 10x Rut-rows

Mosey to the wall – 20x down the line People’s Chair and Balls to the Wall

Mosey to the basketball courts – Pax took turns taking up to 3 attempts at a roughly foul line jumper – the same one Markeith Morris had a shot at to help the Lakers win a title the night before. Pax that had just shot chose an exercise for everyone else to do while the one pax was shooting until they made a shot or missed all three. The pax were much better shooters than typical and many exercises only got 1 or 2 reps.

After 3 rounds we tallied how many times we had all missed all three shots (5 times). Farva weighed in that he liked Burpees so we did 5 x 2 = 10 burpees, meaning we didn’t have to do the last 10 that we owed from our ladder earlier.

Mosey back to the cars for the speaker to tune us up to Imagine Dragons’ Thunder – Plank hold the entire song, do a merkin on each “Thunder”
Mary:

20x reps of LBC, Homer to Marge, and American Hammer
Announcements:

Food Cupboard workday postponed due to rain

Blackops Holly Springs Half scheduled for November 14th
T-Claps (Recognition):

Frenchie and Macho Nacho for making it out in the rain

Farva for being our designated “grizzly veteran” in a very below average aged workout
Prayer:

State of our country

Ongoing COVID pandemic

I said MLarge

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FNGs: Macho Nacho (Frenchie’s friend) and Floss (Logan – Dovetail’s son)

11 HIMs posted to GP on a beautiful day.  YHC brought the music box & a basketball. 

Warm Up:

20x3ct SSH, 10 Good Mornings, 10 Daisy Pickers, 10 Hillbilly’s,

The Workout

Mosey to the Rock Pile for Circle of Rock: (Rotate rocks between exercises).  YHC said to grab MLarge rocks but we had some serious boulders in the mix

2 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras,  Rutrows, and Ground Pounders

4 sets of 10x3ct Standard Press, 10x3ct  Windshield wipers, 10x3ct Box Cutters, 2 sets of 10x3ct Rock Spanks (with and without consent),

Mosey to the Basketball Court

Heavy Hoops:

Each PAX rotated between taking shots and exercises: shoot from 3 designated free throw areas. 2 attempts at each location followed by 1 attempt at a layup. Miss all 3 shots and add a 2Ct OYO Burpee penalty.

Rest of PAX perform exercises till 1 shot is made from each of the 3 location.

SSH, Standard Plank Hold,  Supermans, Plank Jacks, Lunges, High Knees, Squats, American Hammers, Squats, Shoulder Tap Planks.   OYO Burpees based on your personal penalty.

Mosey to the Wall of Pain

55ct People’s Chair (5 ct down the line), 10x3ct Aussie Ass Smackers, 30ct People’s Chair (Al Gore style), 30ct Ascending Testicles, 10x3ct Peoples Chair (Moroccan Night Club style),  30ct BTW

Mosey back for COT for some stretching.

30 ct Pigeon Pose, Calf stretches, 10×3 ct Willy Maze Hays, 10×3 ct Boat Canoes, 20 ct Cobras

Announcements: Donate to Give2Give: F3 Nation fundraiser for planting new groups across the country.

Prayer Requests:  Prayers for Dovetail and his family as they look for a new home in Arizona.  Prayers for our country, our country’s leadership especially for Trump and his family who are managing through COVID.

41 of A Lot of Thangs

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Today, Ground Pounder was the stage for YHC’s Birthday Q. My 41st trip around the sun! All I will say is that the great men of F3 will never know the impact they’ve had on my life for almost the last year.  I’m a far better version of myself and have done things my body thought to be impossible a year ago. Thanks for sharing reps, miles, burpees, rocks, trips up the Abyss, and rucks with me!

FNG’s: nah
Warm Up: SSH x 20, Sir Fazios F10/R10, Windmills x10, SSH x 20, Imperial Walkers x10, SSH x1, 1 Burpee. See what YHC is doing here???
The Workout: Circle of Rock Thang 1. Small rocks were selected by pax for each hand, so 2 rocks. Of course, Farva had rocks most pax would select as their “big” rock. Overall, through switching exercises we finished up 40 burpees, 41 shoulder Press, 41 lateral raise, and 41 front raise.  Exchange rocks for 1 bigger rock for Circle of Rock , Thang 2. Again switching between exercises we did, 41 Curls for the Girls, 41 Shoulder Presses, And 41 Star Jumps. We repeated the same counts and numbers, just with different exercises.  In the end, we got 41 of the following during this Thang: 41 Tricep press, 41 rock spanks with all paperwork signed, 41 ground Pounders, and 41 squats. Finished with 20 rut rows just because.

Mosey to the Wall of Pain. 41 count People’s Chair, 41 count BTTW. Repeato except we left it at 31 count for both, then a 21 count for both.

Man… we still got time left. Moseyed to playground knee wall for a mixture of exercises including 41 step ups, 10 irkins, 10 dips, 10 dirkins, and 11 merkins.

Mary: 20 Freddie Mercury’s, 21 H2M, 20 Pickle Pounders, 21 WW2, 41 IC count plank hold. Have a nice birthday! At this poin, Forceps mentions that “if you start the day off eating terds, everything else tastes better.”  Forward we go!
Announcements: Virtual HS Half. Tuesday Night Ted Talk w/ Dahmer.
T-Claps (Recognition): Nemo for the double down with YHC.
Prayer: our nation and leaders. Moby and his family.  YHC took us out.  The journey continues…

White Men Can’t Hoop

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FNGs: None

5 HIMs posted to GP including M4L.   YHC brought the music box & a basketball. 

Warm Up:

10 Good Mornings, 10 Daisy Pickers, 10 Hillbilly’s, 20x3ct SSH, 20 Fozzie Arm Circles, 10×3 ct Willy Maze Hays

The Workout
Mosey to the Basketball Court

Heavy Hoops:

Each PAX rotated between taking shots and exercises: shoot from 3 designated free throw areas. 3 attempts at each location followed by 1 attempt at a layup. Miss all 4 shots and add a 2Ct Burpee penalty.

Rest of PAX perform exercises till 1 shot is made from each of the 3 location.

Standard Plank Hold,  Supermans, Plank Jacks, Lunges, High Knees, Star Jumps, Hillbilly Squats, American Hammers, Squats, Split Jacks

Moseyto the Rock Pile for Circle of Rock: (Rotate rocks between exercises).

20x 3 ct of each exercise:  Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras,  Rutrows, Ground Pounders and Bus Drivers

20x3ct Rock Press, 10×3 ct Windshield Wipers, 10x3ct Box Cutters, 10x3ct Plank Rock Spanks (with consent), 10 Rockie’s, 20 Love Handle Haters

Mosey to the Wall of Pain
2 sets of 10x3ct Aussie Ass Smackers
2 sets of 50ct People’s Chair

OYO Burpees based on your personal penalty. (Thanks for the reminder DOA)

Mosey back for COT.

T-Claps: M4L wore a 30lb ruck the entire workout

Announcements: Sign up for mulch work, Upcoming Ted Talk (Dahmer) on depression and community support. Donate to Give2Give: F3 Nation fundraiser for planting new groups across the country.

Prayer Requests:  Prayers for Moby’s Dad passed away Wes, Forceps: Prayers for closure (divorce and Jon’s estate).

Heavy Hoops

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FNGs: None

5 HIMs posted to GP this morning at 7AM.   YHC brought the music box once again. Disc Golf Tournament kept us from the original plan to integrate disc toss into workout but luckily I had a a backup plan to integrate some hoops. 

Warm Up:

10 Good Mornings, 10 Daisy Pickers,  10 Emperial Walkers, 10 Hillbilly’s, 10x3ct SSH, 20 Fozzie Arm Circles, 4×10 ct arms stretches, 10×3 ct Willy Maze Hays

The Workout

Circle of Rock: (Rotate rocks between exercises).

2 set of 10 x 3 ct of each exercise:  Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras, Trunk Twists,  Rutrows, and Ground Pounders.

4 sets of 10x3ct Rock Press, 10×3 ct Windshield Wipers, 10x3ct Box Cutters, 30ct 6 inches, 10 Rockie’s

Mosey to the Basketball Court for some Hoops where we learned none of us can shoot:

Each PAX rotated between taking shots and exercises: shoot from 3 designated free throw areas. 3 attempts at each location followed by 2 attempts for layups. Miss all 5 shots and add 1 Burpee penalty.

Rest of PAX perform exercises till 1 shot is made from each location.

Standard Plank Hold, LBCs, Plank Jacks, Lunges, High Knees, Star Jumps, Squats, Mountain Climbers, Squat Hold,

OYO Burpees based on your personal penalty

Mosey to the Baseball Bleachers

  • 10 Merkins, 10 Derkins, 10 Erkins, 20 Dips
  • 10×3 ct Step Ups, 10 WWIIs,
  • 10 Bleacher Merkins

Mosey back for Mary to stretch it out: Pigeon Pose, Calf Stretch, 10×3 ct Windmills, 4×10 ct arms stretches, 10×3 ct Michael Phelps.

Announcements: Sign up for mulch work starting up again next weekend.

Prayer Requests:  Prayers for Wes, DOA’s Father-In-Law going through another round of Chemo this week. Prayers for Shredder work & family stress.  Forceps: Prayers for divorce being finalized in the coming weeks and for his son Jon’s estate to be closed.