Coupons at Cletus

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FNGs: None
Warm Up: Frankensteins X10, Hillbillies X10, Imperial Walkers X10……mosey to the east side parking lot to finish the warm up with SFAC X10, Good Mornings X10

The Workout: Mosey to the amphitheater for an upper body warm up. Split into 2 groups and one group does an exercise while the other group does Balls to the Wall.

Merkins X20

Dips X20

Wide-grip Merkins X20

Dips X20

Mosey to the pavilion for stations.

Station 1: Block Walk….with hands lowered to each side and a cinder block in each hand, walk up the sidewalk and back (~30 yards) in a static shoulder shrug position (this station dictates when the stations rotate)

Station 2: Curls for the girlz (your choice between 20 and 25lb dumb bells) AMRAP until Station 1 returns

Station 3: Tricep extensions with a cinder block AMRAP until Station 1 returns

Station 4:  Lay back on balance ball and perform dumb bell flies AMRAP (15lb dumb bell provided)

Station 5: Curls for the girlz using a cinder block

Once everyone cycled through the stations, indian run around the soccer fields and rinse/repeat

After 2 rounds, it was time to go find Mary.

Mary: Plank position while all PAX gave a 10 count, box cutters X15, LBC’s X 30, Homer to Marge X 20

Announcements: April 24th Sleep in Heavenly Peace….building beds for children  coming out of homelessness

Prayer: Florence/FloJoe and his M with their career paths as his M is potentially moving into a full time role

Get comfortable…

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FNGs: none
Warm Up: SSH x20, Wind Mills x10, Hillbillies x10, Fozio Arm Circles / Seal Claps / Overhead Claps / Maracan Night Clubs x10
The Workout: Mosied over to the rock pile for round 1. PAX got a “shmedium” rock for high reps and lined up at the edge of the parking lot.

Curls for the girls x30 / Triceps x30 / Ruh Rohs x30 / Ground Pounders x30
Bear crawl to the other side of the parking lot, crab walk back to start.
Repeat x20
Bear crawl / crab walk.
Repeat x10
Bear crawl half way, crab walk back.

Mosied over to the picnic shelter for round 2 and lined up along the wall.

People’s chair – 10 count down the line for a total of 50
Balls to the Wall – 10 count down the line for a total of 50
Urkins / Durkins / French(Australian) Dips all x10
Repeat with a 5 count for the People’s Chair and Balls to the wall.

Mosied up to the concession stand for one more round of Urkins / Durkins / French(Australian) Dips, x10. Then back for Mary.
Mary: Popcorn Mary followed by a little bit of yoga.
T-Claps (Recognition): any one who didn’t let the fart sack win today.
Prayer: 187’s wife

Cletus 3/19/21 My Weinke Got Wet!

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PAX:  Abe, 187, Cancun, Katniss

FNGs: Nope
Warm Up: 20 SSH, 15 Imperial Walkers, 15 Hillbillies, 15 Good mornings, 15 Daisy Pickers, 15 SSH
The Workout:

Dear F3,

YHC never thought it would happen to him…

The alarm went off and it was time to head to Cletus.  YHC had stayed up late planning the workout and struggled to shake out the cobwebs.  YHC arrived just in time and found Cancun, Abe, and 187 ready to get their Friday started on this wet and dreary morning.  While starting off with a the normal warm-up, we were blinded by headlights of an arriving vehicle.  YHC was ready to dish out the customary burpees.  But it wasn’t a late arriving PAX that emerged from the white Mercedes, it was more like something that you would see on a Hollywood red carpet.  The first person to emerge was a stunning tall and thin red head that had incredible legs and …pecs.  Wow, YHC thought, what a nice surprise this Friday morning.  Then a brunette emerged and I kid you not, she was as smoking as the ginger.  What’s next?  Oh come on,  yes the bombshell blonde!  And like that wasn’t enough there was a forth!  The fourth lady, well to paint the picture best, I would have to say she looked strikingly like Lipstick’s M.

It was at this point YHC realized he was gawking and had unintentionally stopped the workout.  YHC looked around and to no surprise, he wasn’t alone,  no one seemed to have noticed the excessive break in action.  YHC pulled out his weinke as he couldn’t remember what was planned next.  YHC couldn’t read what was on the page as he became aware all the ladies were looking over at him and whispering amongst themselves.  YHC was a little embarrassed and assumed they were talking about the size of the weinke he pulled out.  YHC had used a whole piece of paper for it.  Then a moment of clarity, why leave the area right now!  So audible called and headed to the tennis courts where the view was extremely nice this morning.  Oh, did YHC forget to mention that all of them were dressed fully in white, head to toe?  That’s right, skin tight white athletic shirts and yoga pants.

Not that anyone cared, but we did sort of an ab tabata.  1 min for each of 3 exercises, 30 sec break, 3 more exercises .  Figure 8’s (30 sec CW/CCW), Windshield Wipers, Rotating piston, 30 sec Break, Starfish crunch, Plank Tucks, Upper Circle Crunch (30 sec CW/CCW).  Form was questionable for these due to the YHC poor demonstrations of this new stolen material and the fact that the dream team had mossed over to the concession shelter directly in front of us.  It seemed intentional as they proceeded with a plethora of stretches while shifting position in a CW circular rotation that gave each specimen a turn in the direct line of sight.  The performance delighted the eyes and induced shameful thoughts.  After their warmup they headed off towards the picnic shelter and each provided us a courteous hello and tease full wave as they passed by.

So what did we do?  That’s right, we headed to the picnic shelter.  Pax divided up into 2 groups.  Group 1 BTTW, Group 2 Erkin twists, Switch, Group 1 People’s chair, Group 2 Dips.  Rinse an repeat 3X.  YHC knows you don’t care!  What happened to the dream team?  Well they were doing laps around the soccer fields.  Did YHC mention it was raining and cold?  That the dream team was all in white?  It wasn’t a hard rain, but it wasn’t a mist either and apparently the dream team “don’t do bra’s”.  So after we finished up at the picnic shelter, it was time for the chase!

We headed to the track around the soccer fields and performed a 4 corner stack OYO .  10 Burpees, 15 Merkins, 20 Monkey Humpers, 25 Sumo Squats.  It was a slow start by the PAX and YHC thought he was neglecting his duties as a Q (due to the 4 fine distractions) and would need to encourage the PAX.  It was about this time that the dream team lapped us…no encouragement needed.  It was like the PAX were shot out of a cannon and off to the races.  We ran along side most of the dream team to the next corner.  These ladies were fast with those long legs and there was some good flirtatious mumblechatter along the way.  When we got to the next corner, the PAX banged out exercises like mad men and sprinted to catch up to the wet shirts ahead.  YHC thinks we were headed to the 3rd corner when we realized 187 was falling behind.  Apparently, the dream team member that looked like Lipstick’s M was their weak link.  We told the ladies how we circle back to pick up the 6 in F3 and they said in unison with pouty lips “that is so sweet” and they headed back with us.  We found 187 and their 6 mubblechattering it up!  Those two were really hitting it off like they had known each other forever.  We finished up the 4 corner stack and headed to Mary while the dream team headed back to the concession shelter for their own version of Mary.

Mary:  WHAT?  Come on… WE SHOWED OFF OUR PICKLE POUNDERS and they were clapping and hollering like a bunch of drunk Irish men!!!  Followed up by some shoulder taps just to show we had more left.  A few stretches and called it a day.

It was about this time that YHC snooze alarm went off…it was all a dream.  YHC headed to Cletus and to my surprise it went identical to my dream.  Well except there was no dream team and 187 wasn’t the 6, might have been the other way around!!!

Announcements:  Saturday HSPD Blood Drive, LAR next Saturday
T-Claps (Recognition):  Abe, Cancun, and 187 for coming out on this dreary day
Prayer:  Pickachu’s M’s back issues and test results

Bear Crawl on the Rocks

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on the rocksFNGs: none
Warm Up: SSH x20, Windmills x10, Daisy Pickers x10, Fozio Arm Circles / Sun Gods x10 forward x10 back, Seal Claps x10, Overhead Claps x10, Moroccan Night clubs x10
The Workout: YHC’s avoiding a lot of running due to injury, so we took things nice and slow today. Like, bear crawls across the parking lot slow. We mosied over to the rock pile and grabbed a medium-sized rock. It went like this:

  • Curls for the girls x30 in cadence.
  • Bear crawl / rock push across the parking lot (long ways) to the next corner.
  • Squats x30 in cadence.
  • Lunge walk short side.
  • Ruh Rohs x30 in cadence.
  • Bear crawl / rock push.
  • Ground Pounders x30 in cadence.
  • Lunge walk back to start.

Round 2 was the same, with the count at 20. Round 3 we were running tight on time, so we swapped the bear crawls with John Cusack walk. Count at 10. Returned our rocks and mosied over to the picnic shelter.

Lined up for People’s Chair, 10 count down the line for a total of 40. Balls to the Wall, 10 count x4 = 40. Urkins, Durkins and French Dips, 10 each. Mosied back for Mary.
Mary: Popcorn Mary (those shoulder taps were rough). Ended with some light yoga stretching.
Announcements: *crickets*
T-Claps (Recognition): Cancun for swapping out for a bigger rock after round 1 of the workout.
Prayer: mental health for everyone these days, sleep for those with wee ones

Easy stuff

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Sitting in a Chili’s parking lot in Lynchburg, VA listening to Dust on the Bottle by David Lee Murphy typing a backblast. Does it get better.

 

FNGs: None
Warm Up: No thanks, no time
The Workout: Mosey to the player.

Sort of a murph. Broken into 4’s. Do 25 pull-ups, 50 merkins, 75 squats, then run a loop around the soccer field. Repeat 4x

Mary: Destroy the abs. ME was too easy.
Announcements: Banana Seat going for 7 straight days of Q’s
T-Claps (Recognition): see above
Prayer: BS took up out.

Puddle Burpees, but No Sugar Cookies

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Another very rainy and cold morning in the Gloom today. Maybe it’s the fact that YHC is so tired of the rain, maybe it’s because it’s Friday, but YHC was determined that we would spend some time out in the rain today and not immediately seek shelter as I did at the workout yesterday. YHC is a proponent of being cold, or wet, or muddy, but never all 3. That just doesn’t sit well for the running shoes most PAX tend to purchase. I was told by Pikachu about an exercise called “Sugar Cookies”. You apparently get nice and drenched, the roll in the sand. Torture was not on the menu this morning, but we all stuck our noses into the cold, wet rain for awhile this morning before retiring to the picnic shelter.

FNG’s: Welcome and many props to Cancun, coming aboard on a day like this!
Warm Up: Quick jaunt over to the tennis courts for SSH x35, Good Mornings x10. Then, a quick 4 corners warmup on the court with side shuffles through the puddles in between. Warm ups were Imperial Walkers x5, Hillbillies x10, Seal Claps x15, and Windmills x5.
The Workout: We repeated the same side shuffle around the tennis court except we did a shuffle step or two, burpee, shuffle step or two, burpee, repeato until we got all the way around the court.

Time to mosey to the rock pile and find shelter and we grabbed a rock and went under the picnic shelter. Rock Work. 25 reps of Curls for the Girls, Rut-Rows, Shoulder Press, Squat, Rock Spanks, Tricep Press. We then completed a round where 2 PAX did either BTTW or People’s Chair, while the other two PAX typewriter crawled the picnic tables and benches.

Next was a routine of short rock 7’s across the picnic shelter. We completed Ground Pounders on one side, and rock burpees on the other.

We completed another round of the picnic table typewriters with the other PAX doing BTTW/People’s Chair.

We rinsed and repeated the 25 reps of rock work for all exercises above except for the Rock Spanks. We moseyed back to return our rocks and returned for some Mary.

Mary: WW1’s x 25, Fast Feet with Sprawls for I’d say 45 seconds, WW1’s x 20, Fast Feet with Sprawls, Heel Taps x 25 IC, Fast Feet with Sprawls, Heel Taps x 20 IC. Have a nice day!
Announcements: Q School Sunday, 3 PM Womble. Take a look at Tuesday’s TedTalk, great info about crucial considerations for our PAX.
T-Claps (Recognition): Cancun for notching his first workout in this messy weather. Warbucks for getting back out in the Gloom.
Prayer: Cancun’s M has a book coming out. Pikachu’s M with back and joint pain, unspoken. YHC took us out. Thanks to the 18 different men I crossed paths with during my Q Tour this week. The weather was about as lousy as I can remember, but growth was attained. Honored to do this thing called F3 with all.

My Pet Rock

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FNGs: none
Warm Up: Moseyed over to the rock pile, got a rock and met up under the picnic shelter for the following: SSH x20, Windmills x20, Fozio Arm Circles 10x forward / 10x backward, Seal Claps x10, Overhead Claps x10.
The Workout: We stayed under the shelter today. YHC did something to his Achilles and is trying to take it easy. Also, rain. So we did a number of rounds with our rocks and some other things to keep it interesting.

Round 1 & 2
Curls for the Girls x20
Triceps x20
Ruh Rohs x20
Ground Pounders x20
People’s Chair, 20 counts down the line for a total of 60
Balls-to-the-Wall, 20 counts down the line for a total of 60

Round 3
Wunder Bras x20
Pistol Squat x10 each leg
Chest Press x20
WWIIs x20
People’s Chair, 20 counts down the line for a total of 60
Balls-to-the-Wall, 20 counts down the line for a total of 60
Came back to start for some Bus Drivers x20, Over-Head Press x10 and Tempo Squats x20.

Returned rocks and moseyed back to Mary.
Mary: Popcorn Mary with 20 counts consisting of LBCs, Crab Cakes, Homer-to-Marge (two legs, then one leg each side), Low Slow Flutter, Pickle Pounders and something else. Finished with some light stretching.
Announcements: 2nd Friday 2nd F is back. 3rd F opportunities at Jones Park in the near (maybe even tomorrow-near) future.
T-Claps (Recognition): Pikachu for rallying Cupid to come out.
Prayer: PAX and families dealing with Covid.

Bearly Curling to 777

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Mid-week YHC noticed that Cletus didn’t have a Q signed up so I took it. Always great to take the shot at Qing a no-nonsense bootcamp that doesn’t require any equipment or mileage minimums. Pretty chilly this morning – weather app said feels like of 11. I think we warmed up everything but our finger tips……

In the pre-blast thread there was some conversation about being light on the legs for the sake of long runs on Saturday – YHC put together something that looked light on the legs to me but the post-CoT chatter showed some disagreement. Oh well, I try.

FNGs:

None today – a shame.
Warm Up:

Mosey down to the end of the parking lot and circle up

SSH x20 IC

Good Morning x10 IC

Sir Fazio x10 fowards/backwards IC

Daisy pickers x10 IC

Goofball x10 IC
The Workout:

Mosey to  the middle parking lot/rock pile. Some grumbling when pax were told to pick up a rock – I promised that we wouldn’t hold onto it for very long.

I dropped one cone ~50ft down the parking lot and the other another 50ft down.

Pax dropped their rock at the starting end and did 7 Chillcut Plank Jacks IC. We then bearly curled (bear crawl pushing the rock out in front of you) to the middle cone where we stoped for 7 Merkins. Curl to the end for 7 squats and then we curled our way back to repeato. YHC challenged pax on the name of this setup and sadly no one knew it – Tripls 7s. We repeated with bearly curling for three total rounds and then ditched the rocks and completed the 7 rounds with a mosey in between.

We then moseyed to the center of the baseball fields for Preacher’s Chair – originally attempted a 10 count IC down the line but that seemed like a bit much so we modified to straight counts. Followed by 30xIC balls to the wall, then 30x IC preacher’s chair, then ascending testicals with 10x merkins flat, 10x at 45 degrees, and then 5x (or hold) handstand merkins at the top.

Mosey back to the flag/tennis court avoiding the ice along the way. We circled up with 6 minutes to go for Mary.
Mary:

Freddy Mercury x30 IC

Side plank – hold or crunches, x10 IC each side

Homer to Marge x10IC, x10IC each single leg – the mumble chatter got a bit intense….

Pickle Pounders x30 IC

LBCs x30 IC
Announcements:

Wear red on Friday – YHC gave a recap for why we do what we do at Wrightsville. 7x red shirts + 1x red toboggan (that’s a hat around here for all you transplants) meant 40 burpees. YHC was accompanied by most pax in attendance for these following CoT.
T-Claps (Recognition):

Everyone who posted in the cold this morning – if you can get through winter the rest of the year will be easy! Great #s all around the region this morning + a solid 2nd F at Panera following the beat downs.
Prayer:

Praises for many pax – Lipstick and his family, Katniss’ co-worker, Crab Legs for his inspiration. YHC took us out.

Damn it feels good to be back at Cletus!

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16 long months have went by since YHC last led the PAX at Cletus. 5 HIM posted on this brisk morning for a tour of the grounds. YHC got in a two mile solo EC while seeing a few PAX out getting their run on. 0530 came and we got down to business.

Warm up down to lower lot (agility otw)
Red Bull smurf jacks x10 IC
Squatted Morracan night club x10 IC
Up/downs x10
Diamond merkins (on my down and up) 10
Frankenstein’s x10 IC

General Dan’s increasing merkins 1 to 10 in parking lot

Mosey to amp for box jumps, one leg dips, BTTW shoulder taps – 3 rds x15 each

Indian run to lat pull bars
Lat pulls and Bobby Hurley’s 3 rds x10 each

Indian run to walkway btwn fields
Broadjump burpees down
Hallelujah wall sits at booth x50IC

Scout run long way back with 2 Turkish get ups after 5 sec run out, then to tennis court

Chilly plank railroad along the fence
Bear crawl-a-cides 5 lines
Reg suicides

Mary
LBC’s x20
Pretzels x20 each side

Prayers for Florence job, those fighting cancer, COVID victims

It was a pleasure men.

BS Out!

Too Foggy… I Need Some Light Up in Here!

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Post-Thanksgiving workout brought to you by YHC. Pre-Blast offered almost no miles during the workout. During EC, YHC toured downtown with a few PAX sightings near the Underworld and had a good idea of where we would go during the workout today. However, as YHC was in a hurry back to Womble cutting my planned route short to take care of serious emergency business in the restroom, the fog started thickening. A change of plans was pending…

FNG’s: not today
Warm Up: SSH x 50, Good Mornings x12, Moroccan Night Clubs x13, Frankenstein’s x14,  Daisy Pickers x 15. We also included 5 burpees for late Pax.
The Workout: Moseyed to the tennis courts for what would become some Jack Webb 11’s. Pax completed ascending ladder of 1:3 ratio Jack Webb’s and ran to other end of the court for ascending ladder of squat jumps. With 11 completed at both ends, Pax were instructed to grab some fence for some fence squats.  We did 50. The original plan changed here as we opted not to mosey into the darkness but rather spend some time under the light of the picnic shelter.  All Pax assumed People’s Chair on the Wall while each took a turn doing a picnic table typewriter crawl to the end to start doing AMRAP LSF’s. Then the next Pax would go. Once all Pax were done, we brought it back to the wall in the same fashion one by one. The next series of this was similar except that all Pax would leave and return to the wall after doing an ascending ladder of merkins up to 5 and back down again on each table. All other Pax held People’s Chair. Next, we did a 15 ct. each pax BTTW.

Moving over to the tables again we did 3 rounds of 10 Bulgarian single leg squats each leg and 30 dips. For our final move we held high plank while doing 20 IC Mule Kicks to get the glutes firing some more. We took a recovery. We then repeated but brought our count down to 10 IC.
Mary: To the tennis court for 30 IC LBC, 15 Box Cutters, 30 Homer2Marge, and 15 Pickle Pounders.
Announcements: CSAUPS coming up. Check Slack. Christmas gathering 2ndF on Dec. 17th.
T-Claps (Recognition): Abe has been stepping up to Q various sites frequently. Good work brother!
Prayer: FloJoe and family hitting the road in the 5Th Wheel in January to do contract work/travel. Those hurting during COVID and quarantining etc. My M having surgery Dec. 21st.