Sunday Super Soaker- 8 PAX ‘Getting it Done’ at AGS

With the continued rain and wind gusts still making their way through South Wake, YHC traveled in ‘Knight Rider’ to scope out an alternative route the day before to avoid Bass Lake, and keep us on the pavement and out of the mud.  As I was traveling down Salem Ridge Rd, I came upon WebEx returning from the Lake, who reaffirmed that the alternate route was the right decision. With that confirmation, the route was completed and word was sent the night before that ‘Any Given Sunday’ was open for business. The post received a few ‘SC’s,’ a contemplating ‘Batman’ gif, and a newer version of an HC- which is a cross between an SC and an HC–“Planning to be there”.. I’m fairly certain there is opportunity for a lexicon on this one, if not one already.

This morning’s run offered the standard run of 6 miles starting at 6am, along with an option for an extra 2-3mi route that would start at 5:30am for those wanting some extra road work. On my way to plant the Shovel Flag, a red F150 rolled up and knew this morning was gonna start with a quick 2-3 miles with a rested Skidmark. True to form, 5:30 hit and we made our way on the standard Cletus EC route down Main Street and then back up Raleigh to Grigsby to Stinson. On the way up Raleigh St, was met first by Banana Seat heading in the opposite direction for miles, along with the duo of Bernie and Brexit.  YHC stopped at 2 mi to stretch, while Skidmark continued for an additional mile around the Womble fields. More PAX started to roll in about 5:50- Dusty, DawgPound, and Norm, and were eventually joined by those getting in the extra 2-3miles. Six o’clock hit and it was go time. Started the warm-up as follows:

Warm Up: Light Jogs- length of the tennis court lot X 2, alternating skips, butt kickers, high knees. Toe Walks\Heel Walks 30 paces. Circle up for hacky sacks, figure 4 leg stretches x10 per leg, Michael Phelps.

The Workout: 6+ Mile Scout Run with periodic circle backs to pick up the six. Route- Up Stinson, Rt on Bass Lake Rd, Lft on Salem Ridge, Lft on Linksland, Lft on Holly Springs Rd, Lft on Raleigh St. Lft on Grigsby, Lft on Stinson to fields to finish with a standard figure 8. Big shout out to all brothers this morning battling the elements of wind and rain and picking up the 6.

Not to be outdone by Dauber’s bathroom performance last week, Skidmark turned to YHC at Linksland and expressed an urgent need to find ‘a John.’ He had a more ‘elaborate’ category of ‘John’ in mind than the woods or a porta-potty, and was seen picking up the pace to Lowe’s Supermarket up Holly Springs Rd.  Remaining PAX made their way up Holly Springs Road back to Womble. As we ventured down Raleigh St., an extra gust of wind raced by us in the form of Skidmark, looking 10lbs lighter and running at a sub 8 pace. He later confirmed negative splits for the last 3 miles. Ain’t gonna lie, there is a lot to be said about a mid-run ‘dump.’ Never experienced one, but based on what I’ve witnessed over the last 3 months by several PAX, I am finding alot of truth in it.

Mary: Stationary Stretches- R over L\L over R x2 for 10 counts, Downward Dog calf stretches R over L\L over R ankle x2 5 counts, Feet walked up another inch still in Downward Dog for alternating calf stretches holding for 5 counts. R and L arm\tricep stretches

Announcements: HS Police 10K next week

Prayer: Continued prayers for those friends, family members, and residents on the coast and neighboring areas impacted by the storm. Prayers for healing as the rebuild as a result of this devastating event.

What Hurricane?

Warm Up: SSH IC, Arm circles, cotton pickers, mtn climbers, standard merkins

The Workout: PAX lined up to perform a modified Beast.  6 Merkins then bear crawl to the next line, rinse and repeat until PAX reached the center column.

Modified Tabata – 20 seconds work, 15 seconds rest.  Alternate cycles of jump rope and slam ball for 2 rounds through.

Cut a deck of cards in half.  Spades = burpeess, clubs = air squats, diamonds = WWIIs, hearts = merkins.

Back under the main shelter.  Linkin Park up on the playlist.  Wall squats for the verses, Balls to the Wall for the choruses.

Lined up at the bottom of the shelter lunge walked to the top, broad jumped back to the bottom.  Recovery walk to the top.

Thunder on the playlist.  Everytime “Thunder” was mentioned, PAX performed  a monkey humper.

Mary: WWIIs, supine freddy mercury, superman, heels to heaven, there could be more but this Q cannot remember.  Train on the playlist.  Plank was held and rotated through left and right arm up, chill cut same thing with hip dips, then back to regular to finish it up.

Announcements: Darby organizing a ruck.  Possibly an overnight ruck prior to Veterans Day to meet up at a location an then continue into the morning.

Prayer: safety for those in the path of this storm and those who are dealing with the after effects.

Florence, 80s Hip Hop and Burpees; Life doesn’t get better

9 Members of the Crazy Ivan Pax braved the wind to do a Burpee base workout.  Thank you Emeril for the Men’s Health Article!!  Midget suggested some Bobby Brown and 80’s Hip Hop Music so it was played until Mary.

Warm Up:

Lap around the Soccer fields
Fazio Arm Circles Forward
Fazio Arm Circles Backward
Imperial Walker Squats
Good Mornings
Daisy Pickers

The Workout:

Kettlebells where placed in the middle of the Shelter.  Pax split up one group went to the rock wall the other to the open end of the shelter.

Countdown from 5 Burpees to 1 Burpee.  The Burpee though was a Tuck Jump Burpee.  After you did the 5 Burpee you bear crawled to the middle.  Grab a Bell and Did 15 Standing Chest Press Squeezing the bell in your hands.  Then you bear crawled to the other side and did 4 Tuck Jump Burpees.  Repeat down to 1 Tuck Jump Burpee.

Countdown from 5 Burpees to 1 Burpee.  The Burpee though was a Plan Jack Burpee where you did at least 3 plank jacks.  After you did the 5 Burpee you bear crawled to the middle.  Grab a Bell and Did 10 Goblet Squats.  Then you bear crawled to the other side and did 4 Plank Jack Burpees.  Repeat down to 1 Plank Jack Burpee.

Next all the bells where moved to the Burpee locations.  You then did 5 Kettlebell Deadlift High Pull Burpees and Gorilla walked to the other end.  You did 5 more Kettlebell Deadlift High Pull Burpees.  Repeat as you count down.  We stopped at 3 for Midgets Special Song.

Next it was Bobby Brown “My Prerogative”.  Staring in Mountain Climber position you mountain climb until Bobby said “Prerogative”  then you did a Burpee and got back into mountain climber

Mary:

Canoe Shoulder Pulses
Homer to Marge
Right Leg over Left Knee Crunch
Left Leg over Right Knee Crunch
Box Cutters
Low Slow Flutter
LBCs

Did some final stretching so this Q could stretch out his hips.

Announcements:

New AO Starting September 25th at the Harris Teeter at Sunset and Holly Springs Road.  Name is finalized but wasn’t announced.  Q will be Crazy Ivan’s own Peeping Tom.

Prayer:

Crab legs, Clay, all without power.

Stay away from trees

Florence couldn’t keep 6 men from posting at Cletus.

 

Warm Up: some stairs at the pavillion and then mosey to the back parking lot. 10x Imperial Walkers, 10x hillbillies, 15x Good morning, 21x SSH.
The Workout: mosey down stinson where there is a road on the left. 7’s with burpees at the top and merkins at the bottom. End of run was by crosby’s house.

Back to parking lot for some lunges and bearcrawl before mosey to the tennis court.

Jack Webb’s at the tennis courts 1:3.

Mary: all pax 5 count with 1 cadence count to 10 of boat canoes.

Announcements: CSAUP Oct 20, Beer Mile 10/13

Prayer: Crablegs, safety for thoe at the coast

Florence met Murph.

2 pax weren’t scared by Florence (just a good breeze at this hour) and came out for a pre-Cletus Murph.

Warm Up:

1st mile
The Workout:

100 pull ups

200 merkins

300 squats
Mary:

2nd mile
Announcements:

None
Prayer:

None

2 Years of the ‘Chu – Part 2 of 2

15 pax came out to workout 2 of 2 celebrating Pikachu’s 2 year F3 anniversary.

Warm up:

Lap around the turf field. Circle up in the parking lot:

SSH

Mountain climbers

Arm stretches

The thing:

Mosey to turf field – line up along near left edge

Jog to other end

Bear crawl length of field

Jog to other end

3 count – on 1 start holding low plank, on 2 keep holding, on 3 sprint to other side of the field

Low slow flutter

Jog back to far end

10 count

3 count – on 1 start holding 6 inches, on 2 keep holding, on 3 sprint to other side

Freddy Mercury

Jog back to far end

10 count

3 count – sprint on 3, all out for last one

10 count

Mosey to the abyss/stairs

Warm up trip to bottom and back to top

Back to bottom – 10 of Pikachu’s favorite exercise (aka the Burpee)

Back to top – plank hold

Back to bottom – 10 of Pikachu’s 2nd favorite exercise (aka the Turkish Getup)

Back to top – squat hold

Back to bottom – third favorite exercise (Pickle Pounder)

Back to top – 10 count

Mosey back to parking lot for Mary. Yogurt started while YHC got his phone…..and a speaker.

Thunder by Imagine Dragons – hold plank and do a merkin every time the word Thunder is said.

Stretching routine (copy from Thunder).

Announcements:

Pikachu thanks all of South Wake for making Holly Springs feel like home over the past two years.

Prayers:

Crab legs. Brick house is looking for a joke.

Simple but Affective

PAX of 7 for a simple beat down of DORA and a Doug Out. Good to see some men from 12 Oaks knows how to get to South Park.  Took a break from the agility this week to keep the legs recovering. The wind was starting to pick up slightly and it was 0530. Let’s do some work.

Warm Up:  Laps around the parking lot with some carioca, butt kickers and high knees.
Stretching
Imperial Squat Walkers x10 IC
Hillbillies x10 IC
Frankenstein’s x10 IC
Hand release merkins x15

The Workout:
Dora on the Hills with a twist
Partner up – YHC went solo
Backwards up the hill, 1 burpee at the top, run back down
100 – Shoulder tap merkins (left tap, right tap, down)
200 – Monkey Humpers
300 – American Hammers

The Doug Out
3 exercises, 3 rounds each
Australian Mtn Climbers x10 IC (counter)
Dips (AMRAP)
Double Whammy (AMRAP) – Just named this one
– Pull up with a knee crunch then back down

Mary:
Round the horn PAX calls an exercise
WWII’s
LSF
LBC’s
Box Cutters
Homer to Marge
V-up pulses
Windshield Wipers

Verse: Psalms 56:3
“Whenever I am afraid, I will trust in You.”
– With a large storm coming into our state, stay strong and lean on God for comfort. This applies to our walk in daily life of not being afraid of what lies ahead.

Announcements:
Torch Run 10K, HSHM, Check FB for Fri/Sat workout changes

Prayer:
Those in storms way, BS’s step-dad health issues, little Clay, Crab Legs

Great job this AM men.

BS Out!

2 Years of the ‘Chu – Part 1 of 2

YHC decided to Q consecutive workouts to celebrate 2 years of F3 – the lovely folks at Thunder got to go first.

Peeping Tom joined YHC for a nice 2+ mile EC route – standard Cletus EC + a run by Black Dog Bottle Shop to check the new venue out (looking nice by the way – give it a go).

Warm Up:

Mosey to grass parking lot by rock pile.

SSH x20

Good afternoons x10

Standard Merkin x20

Mountain climbers x20
The Workout:

Tour de Womble:

Mosey down the greenway towards baseball fields, make a left onto the loop and stop at the metal bars.

Half of pax on bars, half on the grass for deep squats.

Reps of 10 and 15 for each group of pax

Mosey to park entrance – burpee broad jump from yellow greenway pole to end of walkway.

Mosey to grass between greenway and baseball fields – gitmo x2 + chilly broad jumps (jump over Pax doing broad jumps)

Mosey to hill between greenway and opening in fence between baseball fields

Did 3 rounds of run to the top of the hill (each time) and various exercises down (crawl bear, bunny hop, and run). Each round we did Merkins (standard, on my up/down, and diamonds on Butt Joint’s call) at the top and squats (standard, on my up/down, and on Peeping Tom’s call) at the bottom.

Mosey to grass near batting cages – stopped for some Mary to show off to the parents.

Mosey to rock pile for some rock work – in a circle, rotating between rocks after every exercise:

Triceps x15

Deadlifts x15

Curls x15

Overhead press x15

Groundpounders x15

Mosey to the grass next to the tennis courts – following the first Mary exercise we promptly moved to the tennis courts as we were all covered in hundreds of nats.
Mary:

Low slow flutter, freddy mercury

Stretching routine:

Tabletop -> cat/cow

Plank – runners pose down onto elbows

Plank – pidgeon
Announcements:

South Wake Beer Mile 10/13
Prayer:

Hurricane Florence safety

 

Block Party

Warm Up: Easy run down to concession stand area for several w/u exercises consisting of SSH, Cotton Pickers, Fozio Arms, Good Mornings, Squatted T-claps all IC.

The Workout: Return to main parking lot, retrieve cinder blocks from truck and make our way to end of tennis courts for line up. Series of exercises advancing blocks John Cusac or cradle carrying across all 4 courts to opposite end but stopping after each court for 1st series of uneven merkins, 2nd series of rut rows, 3rd series of overhead presses, 4th series of curls for the girls all called out by individual paxes for sets of 5/10 or 6/12 or ups. Drop blocks at far end hold plank for the six and then all sprint back to the start. Bear crawl across all 4 courts back to blocks and switch blocks. Rinsed and repeated x4 with duck walk next back to blocks next time. Recovered with BTW count of 20. Brought all 4 exercises together on last trip across all 4 courts back to blocks starting out with spider mans across 1st court followed by bear crawls, followed by duck walks, followed by crab walks. Ended session with 10 burpees OYO. Returned blocks to Double D’s truck.

Mary: 50 LBC’s, then YHC called out 3 pax who had been attending F3 less than 8 weeks to each lead us in an exercise. Cowboy/ 10 box cutters, Dumbo/ 10 low slow flutters, Messi/ 10 WWII’s – special shout out to Messi who’s only 11 years old!

Announcements: Pikachu’s 2 yr. anniversary tomorrow at Disney, Kenny’s Grave tomorrow.

COT: YHC shared scripture from Psalms 118:24 “This is the day the Lord has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it”.  In the midst of the storm, including Hurricane Florence on the way as well as the storms in our lives, can we still rejoice and be glad in it? Yes we can, because the Lord made this day and  tomorrow day and every day hear after for us. Time is our gift back to Him so in the midst of our storm look for ways to rejoice. Name-a-rama.

Prayer: Bubblewraps (Brad George) wife Kelli George in her early 40’s having double mastectomy due to breast cancer, Roger-Roger’s neighbors son Clay, Crablegs, H1N1 friends having marital issues, Banana Seat’s father-in-law waiting on MS test results. YHC took us out in prayer.

YHC is on the Board!

Warm Up: SSH x 15, Leg Stretches, Butt Kickers, Frankensteins, Arm Stretches, Downward Dog
The Workout: Pax headed out for anywhere from 3-5 miles.  YHC found the John across from Town Hall and became familiar with it.

Announcements: Next week at R4TJ lookout for some hill repeats
Prayer: All those in the path of the Hurricane and all First Responders