R4TJ gets B.R.O.K.E.D.

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EC: YHC did 2 miles solo before official start / Yogurt completed his Ting Sprints solo afterward

FNGs: Nope, everyone knew what they were getting into…

Warm Up: Frankensteins, Windmills, Skipping

The Workout: Some running AOs refer to themselves as “BRR Friendly” (air quotes). R4TJ likes to refer to their flavor of BRR training route as the BLUE RIDGE OUTRAGEOUS KLIMB ELEVATION DEMO. We here at R4TJ like to say that your legs will feel B.R.O.K.E.D. when you’re done – Satisfaction Guaranteed! Or your money back!  So…We got B.R.O.K.E.D.!!!  For the uninformed, this is done by running from Ting, down to Crossway, continued to the dead-end on Crossway, and turned around for the return to Ting.

Mary: I think she fartsacked….

Announcements:  Best of luck to everyone racing the Quay and the Triangle Tri this weekend

T-Claps (Recognition): Aquaman for joining us on his first R4TJ, we hope to have him back more often.

Prayer:  Maybelline’s dad is fighting prostate cancer

2 Years Strong

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First, it was Memorial Day and we made sure to acknowledge before we started the workout.  Important to focus on what the day really means.

It was my 2 year anniversary so I took the Q at Paradise City, one of the most influential AOs for me during my F3 time.  I have since started Downtown Train as an alternative for Monday mornings but PC will always be near and dear to my heart.  So, we did a convergence.  We had several for EC including a group of  doing a run from Womble as EC then a return run to Womble for the Murph, thus creating their own CSAUP.  Kudos to UTI, Lipstick and Aquaman.  Don’t recall who we had for EC exactly.  Think there were 5 of us, but what I do remember is, in rare form, all of us stuck together the entire 2 miles, and that was cool.  One thing I really love about F3, every workout is a bit different and it is all driven by the guys you post with.  We have so many great characters and the mix we had today was really a strong reflection for me of my time in F3.  Thanks to all who came out top post.

FNGs: None
Warm Up: On the jog to bottom of ramp for SSH (a Nemo favorite) and extended count Good Mornings.  On the jog to top of ramp for SSH and Goofballs.  On the jog around to back corner for Sir Fazio.  On the jog down to end of guard rail to stretch the arms.
The Workout: On the guard rail we did a rapid set of tempo dips ICx10 followed by Mt Climbers ICx10.  3 sets.  Sweat was already in play thanks to the muggy air.  On the jog to the rocks each man picked a rock, and a couple picked a wasp nest, then we headed over to the tunnel with half lined up on each side.  Did a few rounds of exercises with one group on the exercise in tunnel and the other on the run to end of path and back.  Had to wait to switch until all were back and in People’s Chair.  Started with curls for the girls, then ground pounders.   2 sets of each.  Might have been more, I don’t recall.  Ended with some BTTW with a long count down the line.  Stench was building so we returned the rocks and headed back to bball courts.
Mary: A couple quick sets keeping the legs up for LBC, 6″, Low Slow Flutter, American Hammer and a Pickle Pounder to close it out.
Announcements: See Slack
T-Claps (Recognition): Abe for putting in total effort with BreathTaker.  This guy has been an inspiration for me from his first post.
Prayer: YHC shared 2 things I hope all of you will think about.  1. If any of you think you are not making a difference in someone’s life – if you have ever posted with me, 1st, 2nd or 3rd F, if we have posted together only 1x, or if we have been out in the cold weeks on end pushing each other – know that you are making a difference for me.  And 2. something that F3 has done for me – just like the rest of you I carry a lot of stuff around with me, some of it I share, some I don’t because I might just not be ready, but what F3 has done for me is it has made me stronger in identifying and more patiently dealing with my “stuff’ and maybe that’s because I know that at any time I need it, one of you will have my back, and that has been a difference maker.  YHC took us out in prayer with respect to those who gave the ultimate sacrifice.

Two Year Anniversary at the Nut: Co-Qs Dauber and Flanigan

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FNGs. none

Warm Up:  Dauber led PAX for a quick jog circling up in the parking lot for the following warm-up exercises:  25 SSH, 10 Sir Fazio Arm Circles (F/B); 10 Daisy Pickers; 10 Imperial Walkers; 10 T-claps; 10 Seal-claps;  Static Arm stretching (L/R, behind the back).  PAX without kettle bells Mosey to the rock pile for medium sized rock (overachiever Breach picked up an XL one).  PAX held plank, rotating R arm and L arm up, until all PAX circled up for the main event led by co-Q, Flanigan.

The Workout:  Flanigan reminisced about one of his early Qs, researching F3 lexicon and coming across a routine called “blackjack”.  PAX lined up at the start of the parking lot with their rock/kettlebell.  Executed one wonder bra.  Lunged to the next bumpout in the parking lot and began the second portion of blackjack with 20 merkins (1+20=21).  Lunged back to the start.  Increased wonderbra rep to two.  Lunged back to the bumpout for 19 merkins.  Get the idea?  Lunges, (a.k.a. Rest period) was changed to a quick jog after about 8-9 rotations in fear of not completing the full blackjack by 6:15 am.  Lots of sweating and mumble chatter (merkins done for the week after this workout).  In all, 210 merkins and 210 wonder-bras were completed.  (20!). Shoulders on fire!    Flanigan was not done.  He grabbed a parachute (BRR Training – new in Box) from his SUV and had PAX taking turns jogging to the end of the parking up the hill and then deploying the chute while sprinting back to line of PAX.  PAX executed curls while watching running man with chute.  Due to time constraints, not all PAX got a chance to try the chute.  (some brave souls stayed post AO trying out the attached chute).  Lots of drag for sure.

Mary:  Dauber took over the reigns from Flanigan and had PAX get on their six for some core and began performing H2M.  More PAX joined in after returning their rocks.  PAX performed 10 additional H2M (right leg, left leg up); 10 Box cutters, 10 low-slow flutters.  Have a nice day!

Announcements:  Support PAX running Quay or completing local Tri this Saturday if you are not participating in these two events; (good luck to those brothers running, swimming, biking); Dads/2.0 workout delayed one week; H1N1 one year anniversary at PT tomorrow; see other announcements on social media.  Nice job Abe wearing Breathtaker.

T-Claps (Recognition):  These two studs:  Dauber and Flanigan. Congratulations on two years with F3!


Prayer:  Dauber took us out.  Prayers for injured PAX.  Silent/unspoken.

 

Thank you for the opportunity to lead you men.  An honor.   -Flanigan and Dauber.

Kibbles and Bits, and bits and bits

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FNGs: Nope
Warm Up: SSH x20, Daisy Pickers x15, Sir Faxio F/B x10, Imperial Walkers x15, Hillbilly x15  – An unusually late Lucky Charms treated PAX to 10 Burpees OYO.
The Workout: EC: Warbucks, Maybelline, Dahmer, ShamWow!

PAX were gifted to a Co-Q today of YHC and Dahmer. Dahmer’s advice is “Never lose your hunger to succeed”. Well this played itself out in this beat down, including quenching our hunger for some dog food which was littered all over the back parking lot.

The Thang: PAX counted off by 2’s and formed Indian lines which took us the back way around HT. We found ourselves at the dumpster wall to begin what seemed like an eternity of switches. First up – Line 1 to the Wall, Line 2 t to the ground and all of the following in 20 counts: People’s Chair/Standard Merkin, BTTW/Shoulder Taps, Australian Mountain Climbers/Mountain Climbers, BTTW/WWII’s. Rinse and Repeat 3x through.

Back to our Indian runs over to an old favorite of Purple Cobra, the dead-end hill. YHC  instructed PAX to find an accountability partner.  In cumulative there would be 3 exercises between the partners counting up to 100 count each.

Partner 1 Sprint up the hill, Mosey Back – Partner 2 Standard Merkin – Switch

Partner 1, Sprint/Mosey – Partner 2 WWII – Switch

Partner 1, Backwards up the hill, Mosey Back – Partner 2 Squats (we didn’t get all of these in due to YHC calling return for Mary)

Squat Hold for the 6, mosey back for Mary

Mary: Chill-cut for the 6, Plank Hold and Popcorn Mary (plank hold returns for next exercise call out). 10 rounds were had.
Announcements: Tri-Sprint, The Quay, Ground pounder cancelled for this weekend. U-Turn will remain open for anyone looking for miles but YHC will need a Q as Dahmer and I are running the Super Spartan.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Warbucks family friend going through medical issues resulting in a imminent back surgery, Maybelline’s Father who is facing prostate cancer. YHC took us out.

Hot one…

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FNGs: Nope
Warm Up: The usual
The Workout:  Bullseye took the Q for YHC at U-Turn over the weekend for a what would be a hot morning for sure. Routes included, per usual, 3, 5, 5+ – “The U-Turn”
Mary: Nope.
Announcements: Check Slack and FB
T-Claps (Recognition): Boy George for pushing the Q Bullseye for a PR on the Strava segment to Starbucks!
Prayer:

Memorial Day Murph

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What more needs to be said…. +35 men turned up for a Memorial Day Murph to honor and remember all thoose who have fallen whilst in the Armed Services…..

Prays encompassed some respectful silence….

Thank You Men, it was my true honor to lead such a special AO.

(Some left before namarama, video attached, apologies if I got some names wrong (early and all that for me))

Peeping Tom’s 1 Year Anniversary

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YHC rolled up to the AO only to see a Carpex flag planted in the ground.  A few SW PAX rolled in after a double down at U Turn.  At 0730 YHCs anny Q was underway!

FNGs: 0
Warm Up: Jog to “color wheel area” behind HS Elem for the following:

Good Mornings (SW Style) ICx10

The Windmill ICx15

Imperial Walkers ICx20

Merkins x30

Mountain Climbers ICx20

The Workout: Mosey to a one way circle nearby.  Bear crawls around then 20 squats, repeato.

Mosey over to the front of Lowes Foods parking lot.  Island suicides with 5 Turkish getups at each island.

Mosey around behind Lowes Foods stopping at the side wall for BTTW 10 count down the line, PC 10 count down the line, Australian MC ICx10.

Mosey past the hot garbage around back down HS Rd pausing for pickle pounders and Catalina wine makers.

Stop at rock pile.  Rotating rocks between ICx10 exercises of Curls, extensions, overhead presses, and rut rows.

Mosey to flag.

Mary: Each PAX called a 15 IC exercise
Announcements: Ultimate Frisbee at Mutiny, Paradise City is open as usual, Murph at Womble starting at 0700

Carpex Crazy Train 6/8, Carpex 6 yr anny on 5/31 – looking for 100 guys at all AOs in Carpex

T-Claps (Recognition): Carpex guys making the trip down to celebrate and show their support.
Prayer: Thankfulness for what F3 has given me and impact its had on my life over the past year. Unspoken, those healing that can’t make it out on a regular basis

This is Sparta

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Warm Up:

Run, SSH, Proposals, Proposals with a jump, Sir Fazzio arm circles, spiderman twist

The Workout:

The 300: Pax pair off (one group of 3), and the goal is to get to 200 Hindu pushups and 400 squats as a team (so 300 total per person). Pax A starts off with Hindu pushups while Pax B runs 100 yards, then they trade off. When Pax A returns from his run, he goes into squats while Pax B runs.

So:

  • A: pushups – B runs
  • B: pushups – A runs
  • A: squats – B runs
  • B: squats – A runs
  • rinse and repeat until the target count is achieved

Combatives

MACH techniques (mechanical advantage control holds)

Mary:

Side bridges, X-Man crunch

Announcements:

Bottle swap @ Lipstick’s; Run the Quay and Sprint Tri next weekend.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Norm’s 21st wedding anniversary

Prayer:

  • 16-Bit’s wife and son driving to Pennsylvania this weekend
  • Cupid’s hectic work
  • Dovetail’s friend Nathan (marriage struggles)

5 Year Anniversary Special

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As always, it is an honor to get out and lead the group.  Around this time 5 years ago PeakWeek EH’d me into coming out with him to F3 while drinking a cold one by the pool.  It was one of the best decisions I made to say, sure let’s do it.

To celebrate the 5 years I thought it only appropriate to run 5 miles prior to Cletus.  It was great to have 11 join in on the fun (Flanigan, VanPatten, Emeril, M4L, Dawgpound, Pilgrim, Bernie, ShamWow, Nemo, BlueHen, and SlideRule)

The past 5 years of involvement with f3 have provided me with many things I wouldn’t have had as a sad clown… lifetime friendships, strengthened faith, improved health, greater faith, perseverance, many laughs, many miles run, and the list goes on and on…

Below is my 5 must do F3 SouthWake list that I shared with the PAX after Cletus.   Be sure to check these off the list:

  1. Pick a Big Goal and get after it, don’t quit, fall down, and keep trying until the goal is accomplished. It can be fitness, health, marriage, work, etc. You can accomplish more then you thought is possible with this group of brothers behind you.  Mine was to complete a marathon under 4 hours.  It  took me five marathons to make it happen, but each year I got faster and the goal was accomplished.

2. Participate in a CSAUP (completely stupid and utterly pointless) event. These are a great way to form a closer bond with brothers that you wouldn’t normally have the opportunity in the normal gloom.  Some of the memorable CSAUP’s over the years for me; GoRuck Tough, Beer Ruck, Raleigh Convergences (especially the one below), and ATT Long Ass Runs.

3. Find someone that you can get behind and support.  Maybe it is helping them reach a goal or supporting challenges they are facing.  You will find that you get so much more by helping someone reach their goal then achieving your own.  Many of us in the picture below have had the opportunity to support each other crossing that finish line at the HSHM.

4. Step up and Lead.  If you haven’t led a site Q – Do it.  Move on to leading a 2nd F or 3rd F.  There are many opportunities to become a stronger leader. This picture is the first kids workout I led and my 2.0’s still talk about it today.

5. Put March 21 and the Wrightsville Beach marathon on your calendar (every year).  The Wrightsville marathon has become a SouthWake tradition and a great way to get behind our brother CrabLegs! #OurLegsForCrablegs

Now on to the workout….

Warm Up:

Quick mosey over to the grass parking lot for warm ups.

Good Mornings X 10

Jacked UP!

SSH X 50 IC

Seal Jacks X 40 IC

Smurf Jacks X 30 IC

Plank Jacks X 20 IC

Chilly Jacks X 10 IC

The Workout:

Play Ball (two rounds)

PeakWeek brought me out to Cletus for my first F3 workout.  I really don’t remember all that we did, but no I almost died out on the baseball field so it only seemed appropriate to get things start on the field.

Here is how it went down…

Partner up.  Each partner went in opposite directions from home plate jogging the infield baselines.  When the PAX passed 1st or 3rd pate sprint to the outfield foul pole and drop down for 10 merkins.  After the merkins sprints to centerfield  meeting up with your partner for 10 brokeback merkins each and continue back to home plate.  Everyone completed two rounds and held people’s chair until all were finished.

Next up….

Wall of Pain- concession stand

Australian Mountain Climbers X 20 IC

Recover with 10 squats holding wall IC

Ascending testicles, 5 inch, 15 inch, 30 inch X 5 each IC

Recover with 10 squats holding wall IC

Balls to the wall X 20 IC

Recover with 10 squats holding wall

Each of the partners joined up with another group for small group Indian run back to the tennis courts taking the long way by Crazy Ivan.

Finally the PeakWeek special…

One round of suicides on each line followed by partner frog jumps.  Each partner did one court and switched with the frog jumps, then switched to wheelbarrows on the way back.

To drive home the pain of the Frog Jumps we did two rounds.

People’s chair until everyone is finished.

Mary:

  1. 5ive inch leg hold X 5 IC
  2. 15 Inch leg hold X 5 IC
  3. Americana Hammer X 15 IC
  4. Freddie Mercury X 15 IC
  5. Boat Canoe X 15 IC

Announcements:

Bottle share tonight (see Pikachu), helping with HS Food Kitchen tomorrow (see Fritter Foundation), Yogurt will continue to lead sprints after workouts including today. PAX for sprints today: Yogurt, BlueHen, Hoff, Flanigan, Slide Rule, and Kid Cracker.   Yogurt will help you get faster – Give it a try!!

I shared 5 F3 Southwake recommendations above.

T-Claps (Recognition):

I brought with me one of the original F3 SouthWake shirts to give to give to the PAX that is newest to the group.  Abe was the lucky recipient of the shirt and is challenged to pass this down on his 1 year anniversary. Yogurt who brought Abe out will be his accountability partner.  Abe is starting off strong stepping up to take the breathtaker – T-Claps man!!

Prayer:

CrabLegs and all those who have and are serving!

2nd F followed at Dunkin. Congrats to the newest Fritter remembers and thanks M4L for the cake!

On the Trail of Bonnie & Clyde at Tiger Blood

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YHC maintained his status as the History-lovin’ Q… and brought a Bonnie & Clyde themed workout for the PAX today at Tiger Blood.  May 23, 1934 was the end of the road for those two depression-era bandits as a group of lawmen led by 2 retired Texas Rangers tracked them down over a period of months, finally killing them in a shoot-out on a back road in rural Louisiana.

FNGs: None

Warm Up:
Slaughter Starter: 13 Burpees OYO (B&C killed 13 people throughout their rampage)
Jog around the school, circle up next to baseball field for
15x SSH
15x Imperial Walkers
15x Daisy Pickers
15x Good Mornings
15x Hillbillies

The Workout:
Made our way to the track.  Partner up.
Clyde (Wheel) Barrows & Bonnie (Peter) Parkers across the width of the football field.  Approx 13yds of wheelbarrow with partner 1, stop and both partners do 13 Peter Parkers. Flapjack and continue across the field until both partners have done two sets of wheelbarrows.

Clyde loved his Ford V8 and even wrote a letter to Henry Ford to tell him so (just before he was captured).  Fords were built in Dearborn, MI and YHC hates Michigan.  But that reminded me of Michigan sprints we used to do with O.G. F3’er Bret Michaels back in the old school Mutiny days.  So, we did a ladder of field sprints down the length of the football field.
1/4 way sprint, jog back
1/2 way sprint, jog back
3/4 way sprint, jog back
Full field sprint, jog back
1/2 way sprint, jog back
1/4 way sprint, jog back

As the PAX were sufficiently gassed from the sprints, we stayed in one spot for a bit and did a brief round of BOMBS.  Rep count derived from 5 points on the Texas Lone Star & 85 years since the couple were stopped.
85 / 5 = 17
17 reps it is.

17x Burpees
17x Overhead claps (while in a squat)
17x Merkins
17x Big Boy Situps
17x Prisoner Squats (even though B&C never made it to prison)

Next, we setup a Posse Chase around the track. Half the PAX took off on an Indian Run, remaining PAX stay behind and knock out 17 LBCs; when finished, chase down the posse and flapjack.  Completed ~2x around the track.

Following the Posse Chase we circled up for a couple rounds of GITMO.

Upon completion, YHC led the PAX on a jog back toward the front parking lot.  But just before we arrived – we lined up the PAX for a final JAILBREAK sprint to the finish.
Moby & Blue Hen were neck and neck til the finish.

Mary:
Popcorn Cooldown.
Moby led us in Picklepounders
AAA added some stretching
Da Business threw in some box cutters

 

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“Maney” Gault (L), Frank Hamer (R)

To honor the man who came out of retirement to track down Bonnie & Clyde, YHC finished up with a round of Frank “American” Hamers

Announcements:
Run the Quay coming up

T-Claps (Recognition): Slide Rule was a beast today in slightly warm and humid conditions as he completed the whole workout while wearing breathtaker.

Prayer:

Prayers lifted up for family and friends recovering from illness, significant losses, and many unspoken requests.  Thankful as always for our health, our families, our many blessings and our brotherhood of F3.

 

Naked Moleskin: 
This was really a delayed Anniversary Q for YHC — having celebrated 4 years of F3 camaraderie on April 15.  Thankful for all the guys who encouraged me and brought me along on this journey – especially Peak Week for the EH to get me on board going all the way back to Oct 2014.   Aye!