#Paradise City

EC: Aquaman, Lipstick, Snausage, UTI EC EC, Wiggley

FNGs: Welcome Baby Daddy and Snausage

Warm Up: Started with one lap around while stoping at 2 of the 4 corners for exercises. SSH’s, Daisy Pickers and Good Mornings are what got us all going.
The Workout: Split up into 2 groups for Indian Runs, faster group picking up the 6 at the end. Stopping at each corner for 5 fast pace SSH’s IC, right into 10 Merkins (5 reg, 5 diamond), 15 LBC’s IC and finishing off with 20 Squats. This was done at every corner until Mary called us in for dessert.

Mary: Chill Cut while the 16 of us gave a 10 count. Flip over for a 20ct IC of Box cutters into Boat Canoes that may have lasted longer than I really wanted them to, (Feeling those aaaaannd I hope you are too!). Into Protractors until YHC didn’t want anymore…..Have a Nice Day!

Announcements:FB, Slack
T-Claps (Recognition):All who raced this last weekend.
Prayer:YHC took us out!

10 Foot Woodage.. A New Standard at AGS

I’m gonna start this backblast a little different to help illustrate a lesson in Iron Sharpens Iron. For those that are familiar with the movie, Pulp Fiction, I’m gonna ‘Tarantino’ this one. Here we are- Pikachu, Skidmark, Cupid, YHC, and a newly named four legged-F3 canine- Backstroke lounging with Dunkin cold brews on the outdoor seats at 7:20am for a second F reviewing the Strava feed from this morning’s run. Skidmark turns to Pikachu with Strava segments in display and says something to the effect of good recovery run, but I think we went a little  slow…..

If anyone saw their times during yesterday’s Run the Quay, Skidmark was not far off in this statement as the run today was a little over 2 minutes what they recorded yesterday. Let’s face it, these guys are fast and their recovery run was my fastest paced run of the year. Did YHC take offense to this comment, absolutely not. In fact, I knew if I could keep the shirtless wonders in my site this morning, I knew I was having a good run and that’s the point of the story, along with the great push and fellowship shared by the 7 PAX that posted this morning, 2- with a 4-legged accountability partner in tow.

Arrived to the parking lot with a clear air at our backs with almost no humidity. A huge change from a week before. Red Truck- Skidmark, Grey Truck- Nemo, Pikachu rolls up and then in the backdrop I see Cupid making his debut and picking up an early morning deposit from his FNG. Yogurt comes rolling up with Crumb Snatcher, and then followed by Maybelline.

Warm Up:

5:59 hit just as something foul exited Pikachu. With that YHC called ‘Go Time’ manuevering around the scene of crime to the first picnic shelter. Called for PAX to occupy a picnic table for a set up 10-step ups IC. Mosey’d to Ivan lot for carioca to the halfway point and butt kickers to the far end where we circled up for Imperial Walkers X10 IC. Mosey’d back to the flag for a set of stationary high-knees X10 IC.

The Workout: YHC called for a squat hold while calling out the route. With 4 PAX looking for recovery runs, some looking for 3, others 6. YHC had a mix of payement and trails planned. Those wanting 3 would head down Stinson, left on Bass Lake, right on Holly Springs Road heading down to Linksland and head back. For those wanting 6, they would take a right on Linksland, right on Salem Ridge, and a left onto Bass Lake to the trail along the boat house by the canoes and then head to the greenway. At the greenway, we would take the HSHM route up the trail into Sugg Farm and then back out to Grigsby. With the first mile down, Maybelline made the first push out ahead of the PAX followed by Pickachu, Skidmark, Nemo, Yogurt and Crumb Snatcher, YHC, then Cupid and FNG-Backstroke. As we made our way to Linksland with Yogurt picking up the six, gave Cupid the heads up that if he heads back from the point where we stood, he’d have a little over 3 by time he made it back to Womble. “I think he “Backstroke” is ok and we can do 4. Yogurt gave the nod and said, “I’ll head back with you once we hit 2mi.” This seems to happen spontaneously at AGS, PAX are always recording more miles than they think they’ll record. With a few extra fist bumps at the pole, YHC was off to join the remaining PAX. Made the right on Salem Ridge dreading that up and down hill before hitting Bass Lake. Just as I was thinking stop to take a quick breather at the bottom of the short hill before Bass Lake, down comes Skidmark to pick up the six. He began to start a conversation (which I can’t remember as I was focused on the hill and keeping up), but in any event, I somehow managed to carry the conversation and the hill at the same time. Somewhat relieved that I survived and kept up, we then joined the remaining PAX- Maybelline, Nemo and Pikachu. Nemo gave the warning to not venture 10 feet into the wooded area just to the right about 50yards up. Apparently, Pikachu adjusted gross weight, but was polite enough to do so while maintaining ’10 foot woodage’- a new standard for pathway deposits delivered during running AO’s.

PAX took note of the Sky Q’s incredible sunrise before making their way up the trail to Sugg. Strong push up the hill and to the remaining stretch to Womble, where we reunited with Cupid, Yogurt, Crumb Snatcher, and Backstroke

Mary:Stretches OYO
Announcements: Crazy Train next Saturday
T-Claps (Recognition): Cupid, Skidmark, Pikachu, and Yogurt for strong showings on Saturday and having the energy for a run this morning. Maybelline for setting the pace and Nemo for the added push throughout the run.

Prayer: Maybelline’s dad and all PAX with family members who are battling cancer. All PAX with injuries and safe\healthy returns to the gloom. YHC took us out.

A very late backblast for Ultimate at Mutiny

FNGs: None
Warm Up: None
The Workout: About an hour of ultimate frisbee (except for YHC, who showed up 30 minutes late to his own Q…)
Mary: None
Announcements: Check Slack, Facebook
T-Claps (Recognition): Pikachu for having an extra disc and Banana Seat for having cones, due to see above.

U-Turn race weekend

6 PAX weren’t racing this weekend and got some mileage in. 2 for EC, 1 for 3 (2 if you count breathtaker), and 4 for 5. Lots of good effort out this morning.

Warm Up:
Mosey around the parking lot doing butt kickers, high knees, skipping, carioca, lunge walk, and Frankenstein kicks. Circled up for SSH, Windmills, mountain climbers, and calf stretches. PAX said farewell to Slide Rule and we were on our way.

The Workout:
Standard 3 and 5 mile routes.

Mary:
Who?

Announcements:
See social media.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Katniss for taking on breathtaker.
Slide Rule for not letting me do EC solo and heading back early so the M can get miles.

Prayer:
Injuries and racers today.

YHC took us out.

Nice Ass POTS

I wanted to provide the PAX that are doing the Triangle Tri and Run the Quay tomorrow a friendly workout that should loosen everyone up.

EC: 16-bit, Dawgpound, Chips, Aquaman, Lucky, Pikachu, Skidmark, Bullseye, Nemo
FNGs: None
Warm Up: None
The Workout:
Yoga with Kassandra Minimal Cues.  She says at the beginning you know the part we skipped that with the minimal cues she expects us to be more advance.  🤷‍♂️

Mary: None (Kassandra did this part too)
Announcements:

Run the Quay
Triangle Tri

T-Claps (Recognition): None
Prayer:

Unspoken
Accordian’s Daughter
All injured pax

Eccentricities

2 Pax only this morning, YHC Dovetail, and Trojan. Focus for the day was on eccentric movements and time in tension.
Warm Up:

Lap around the front lot. Imperial walkers and hillbillies, side straddle hop, leg swings, kidney slappers.

The Workout:

Around back, set up the TRX-thingies, then got into it.

  1. Single-leg lunges, with one foot on the wall, 3-count on the down.
  2. one Pax does negative TRX rows, other Pax does negative erkins on the sit-n-spin, both with 3-count downs, then switch, then repeat
  3. Over to the wall for wall sits, then single-leg wall sits, then balls to the wall.
  4. Dips, 3-count down, then derkins, same count, then repeat both
  5. Rinse & repeat 1-4, but with 5-count time in tension for all

Combatives: continue with MACH techniques

Mary:

Traded off calling exercises: Freddy Mercury, LBCs, one-down-two-ups, low slow flutter, 6-inch-hold

Announcements:

Run the Quay and sprint tri this weekend

Prayer:

Shredder, Crablegs, Marriage issues of Dovetail’s friend

a messi murph

FNGs: none
Warm Up: SSH 20 Fozzie Arm circles
The Workout: MURPH 1-mile, 100 merkins, 200 squats, 300 LBCs, 1-mile
Mary: 10 devil burpies, LBCs, windshield wipers, Carolina drydocks, low slow flutter, heels to heaven, dead cochroach, have a nice day
Announcements: check slack, tri sprint, run the quay
T-Claps (Recognition): none
Prayer: no one gets hurt at tri sprint or run the quay f3 familys

It’s Hot. Damn Hot.

May 29, 2019 / Thunder / QIC: Doc

PAX:  Lipsync, Kubota, Dusty [Expected but missing: Dauber due to concern over large pre-Thunder meal and potential Merlot, Crosby as an HC no-show and John Deere who got waylaid at work]

Three brave souls showed up for Doc’s one year anniversary, 99 degree heat index Q at Thunder.  It was hot.  How hot?  It was so hot that….
Chickens were laying omelettes
Squirrels were fanning their nuts
Trees were whistling for the dogs
Dick Cheney waterboarded himself
(I could go on all day men – Google has pages of this stuff….)

FNGs: None

EC: Lipsync (2 mi), Dusty (1 mi)

Warm Up: 21 (SSH cadence count to 2, then silently to 21.  All PAX must end at the same time exactly or count starts again); the daisy picker; shoulder burn: Annie’s (merkin followed by plank with right hand scrubbing the floor, then merkin into plank with left hand scrubbing the floor X 5 each side), straight into arm circles, flapping bird, seal claps X 10 IC each.  Grab some water and mosey to amphitheater.

The Workout: Grab a medium rock and head to amphiteater for ALARMs (Arm, Leg, Abs, R-exercise, M-exercise).  Shoulder press with rock, lunge with rock, big boy situp with rock, rut-rohs with rock, merkins (one hand on rock) X 10 each exercise, repeat at 9, 8, 7…..1.  Recover on the curls-for-the-girls at 7 and 3 and a sip of water at 5 and 1.

Headed to the parking lot for Apple Turnovers/Hot Apple Turnovers: Bear crawl three spaces, then flip to crab walk for three spaces; rinse and repeat (and rinse and repeat).  At the end go back but crawl bear three spaces then reverse crab walk three spaces.

It was about this point that YHC was so overjoyed to have other PAX with him (confused? see “The Lonely Virgin” Ground Pounder Q) that he noticed hearts floating up from Kubota’s head and a unicorn-covered rainbow connecting Lipsync and Dusty!! Every color imaginable swirling around the PAX until……no….no, actually this could just be the edge of heat stroke.  Time for a quick water break.

After rehydrating PAX circled up for some curls for the girls and tricep presses X 10 each, changing rocks as we moved around the circle.  Returned the rocks and headed back for Mary.

Mary:  Hurricane Hoedown (in honor of the Canes and their unceremonious and premature exit from the SC Playoffs) on the edge of the cement at the amphitheater.  Flutter kick IC as follows: 7 seated with arms raised, 7 seated with hands behind back, 7 laying high, 7 laying low.  No break in between.  Completed 7,5,3,1.  Then plank-o-rama including WWIIs (x10), picklepounders (x10), homer-to-marge (x1o) and some stretching.

Announcements:  Lipsync made an extremely important and highly relevant announcement, which the sun promptly baked directly out of YHC’s short-term memory (sorry Lipsync)

Square of Trust: ‘Grace and Gratitude’: Doc read some words of wisdom then gathered for a moment of silence.  PAX invited to express requests for grace or expressions of gratitude as they desired.  Gratitude for service members, family, friends, F3 brotherhood.  Amen.

This has been a great year for me.  Man hug to this F3 brotherhood that has become a huge part of my life.  Aye!

Obama was at Disney!

PAX of 10 decided to swallow the DRP and post at Disney for a limited running workout (less than 1 mile of total movement).

FNGs: None

EC: Chips, 16-Bit, Pablo, 187

Fritter: 16-Bit

Warm Up: All exercises in cadence (IC): SSH x20, Fazio Arm Circles 10F & 10B, Imperial Walkers x20, Hillbilles x20, Windmill x20, 5 burpees for New Mexico’s late arrival

The Workout: PAX lined up for a large group indian run to the small lot by the community center entrance.  Once arrived, PAX partnered up for a Lazy Dora 1-2-3 (no running).  While one partner did the exercise, the other partner held a different exercise.  Reps were split between partners: 100-Merkins (other partner hold plank), 200 LBC’s (other partner 6 inch hold), 300 Squats (other partner squat hold).  Next exercise was a new one for the group that Q found in the exicon, The Obama, the 44th POTUS, this traveling exercise consists primarily of a Bear Crawl, but after every 4 hand moves PAX must stop and perform 4 Merkins. (The 4 and 4 for the 44th, in case you needed that explained to you…).  PAX had to do this from one fire hydrant to another, ~100 yards.  Next exercise was 3 rounds of Balls to the Wall, Partner 1 held the wall while partner 2 did an exercise, then switch.  Exercise 1 was mountain climbers ICx15, Exercise 2 was shoulder taps ICx10, Exercise 3 was Low Slow Flutter ICx10.  PAX lined back up for an indian run back to the play ground for 3 rounds of 1o each: Erkins, Derkins, Dips.

Mary: All exercises in cadence: LSF x20, homer to marge x20, Freddie Mercury x20, Nippler x20, Pickle Pounder x1o

Announcements: New Mexico has stepped up and decided to share Disney site-Q responsibilities with Pablo.  Come and support your fellow PAX running the Quay at the finish.  Bring a shovel flag and run them into the finish.

T-Claps (Recognition): Shout out to Messi’s postive attitude at the workouts and his desire to post when his father is traveling for work.  Way to be Messi!!!!

Prayer: Fellow PAX in Wake County dealing with martial issues, M4L dealing with selling his house and moving, unspoken prayers

Lucky 7s – H1N1 1-Yr Anniversary

19 Pax, including 1 FNG showed up to celebrate with H1N1 his 1 year anniversary with F3.  Resurrected the workout from his first post – Lucky 7s.

Five Pax posted for EC – Messi, Cupid, 16-bit, Overachiever, and H1N1

FNGs: Welcome Fram!
Warm Up: Mosey to the adjacent parking lot for the following exercises – 10 Himalayan Squats, SSH x 15 IC, Imperial Walkers and Hill Billies x 10 IC, Daisy pickers x 10 IC
The Workout: Mosey to Church St but first stopping by First National Bank to salute the flag and recite the Pledge of Allegiance.

Now time for Lucky 7s

-Run to the top of the hill, 7 merkins

-Run to bottom of the hill, 7 WWIIs

-Rinse and repeat for a total of 7 rounds

Mosey back to the bank and performed pickle pounders x 10 IC before returning to the tennis courts.  Hold BTTW while waiting for the six.

Mary: Low Slow Flutter x 20 IC
Announcements: Run for the Quay (wear back shirt) and Triathlon on Saturday. 2.0 workout delayed 1 week.  New AO to start on Tuesdays in Fuquay at Falcon Park by H1N1 and Cupid in late June (more details to follow)
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: 16-bits cousin passed away, Double D’s dad, Midget, Cupid has a statistics test, H1N1 traveling for work, H1N1/Messi traveling for vacation next 2 weeks