I need some workout buddies for Saturday morning.

Pax of 1 at South Park for an Alarming wake up call.

Warm Up: Lap around the carpool lot followed by side straddle hops, imperial walkers, daisy pickers, and good mornings.

The Workout:

Alarm 10,15,20,25,30

ALARM 1 = Shoulder Press, Lunge, LBC, Run, Merkin, .30 mile lap.

ALARM 2 = Shoulder Taps, Squat Jumps, Peter Parkers, Ranger Merkins, Makhtar N’Diayes, .30 mile lap.

ALARM 3 = Burpees, Jump Squat, Mountain Climbers, Rockette Hillbillies, .30 mile lap.

Mary: 7’s with WW1 and Rocky Balboas

Announcements: Will need a Q for next Saturday. Let me know if you are interested.

Prayer: Reminder everyone traveling for the holiday, and family members recovering for sickness or injuries.

Bunch of Bad Backs

FNGs:None
Warm Up:Quick mosey to big parking lot.  SSHx15, Sumox10, MNClubx10, Merkinx10, IWalkx10, HillBx10
The Workout: Pick your partner and size matters.  You are going to put your partner on your back and do 10 squats with said partner on your back and then partner carry to the other side of the lot and then switch and then 10 squats and partner carry to other side.  This was done twice per partner and this is where we learned that several of the pax have bad backs and modified to other exercises.

Next up was mosey to playground for 3 sets of alternating pull upsx5 and WW2x5.  Then over to track where one partner would run one way and the other the other way and when you met on the other side, paddy cake merkins x 10, repeat to other side and LBC’s in cadence x 10.  This was done 3 times each side and then a quick mosey to the steps by Hunt Center for box jumps up the steps and then run back around to bottom of the steps and then bear crawl up the steps and then back around.  Total of 4 trips up and around the steps.  Lots o running today men.

MARY:  box cutterx10, windshdx10, H2Mx10, Pickpoundx10, FredMx10, widegrip merkx10, CarDryDocx10, 20 count plank, amerhammerx10, finish with the signature bulldogx10

Announcements:  Mookie just finished a 7 pack with breathtaker.  Draper brought us up to speed on all the runs in Holly Springs.  Skidmark spoke about the eye patch and the meaning behind it.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:  Crablegs is still traveling.

Form and Function

I was excited to Q today.  I recently purchased Onnit Kettble Program and decided that we need to work on form at Ivan.  We don’t always have to have an extremely intense workout and we need to work on form from time to time.  I woke up early and ready to go.

On the way to the workout I saw a Black Bear.  I knew today was going to be a good day.  It was just outside the twelve oaks entrance on Green Oaks.  Close to where Cowboy works.  I hope he is enjoying is time off.

I arrived for EC and what do I see.  Dumbo ready to leave Dawg in the dust.  Lucky driving a non company truck, Dahmer looking ready to get after it.  As always there was Pikachu’s SUV, but no Pikachu.  It must be tough trying to run 5o plus miles a week.  Sleep in not a priority for that man.  Before we left 187 came to show us how it is supposed to go down.  We began the EC trip leaving the Ivan parking lot.  As we approached Cletus parking lot SlideRule and a shirtless, but not vestless, Banana Seat greeted us.  Enough about them they didn’t attend Ivan.  We ran up Stinson and Dumbo and Dawg made a left and everyone else made a right.  As Dawg tried to keep up with Dumbo he started to fall behind.  Then Dumbo probably did one of the shortest pick up the six in F3 history.

We then saw Bullseye and Aquaman on the baseball field looking at the ISS.  As Dumbo slowed down to stay with me we finished the run with a couple of moments to spare.  It was time to work on form and function.  I did not see Axe running but he looked sweaty so he must have been out there.

Also I noticed ShamWow!!! was back in action which is nice to see.

EC: Dawgpound, Dumbo, Pikachu, Lucky Charms, 187, Dahmer, Bullseye, Axe

FNGs: Nope

Warm Up:

Bounce
Hinge
Torso Twist
BackStroke
Midget Hugs
Mid Back Stretch
Leg Swings

The Workout:

20 Second Hold Horn Split Squat Each Leg
10 Reps Horn Split Squat Each Leg
20 Second Hold Split Leg Row Each Arm
10 Reps Split Leg Row Each Arm
20 Second Hold Quarter Squat
10 Reps Quarter Squat
20 Second Hold Assisted Waiter Press Each Arm
10 Reps Assisted Waiter Press Each Arm

10 Reps Horn Reverse Lunge Each Leg
10 Reps Row Each Arm
10 Reps Half Squat
10 Reps Strict Press Each Arm

10 Reps Horn Planted foot Lunge Each Leg
10 Reps Across Row Each Arm
10 Reps Full Squat
10 Reps Bottoms Up Press Each Arm

20 Second Hold Horn Split Squat
10 Reps of Pax choice in the Lunge Series
20 Second Hold Split Leg Row Each Arm
10 Reps of Pax choice in the Row Series Each Arm
20 Second Hold Quarter Squat
10 Reps of Pax choice in the Squat Series
20 Second Hold Assisted Waiter Press
10 Reps of Pax choice in the Press Series

20 Kettlebell Swings

Mary:

Mini Turkish Getups
Reverse LBCs Bell over head
Homer to Marge Bell over head
Cat/Cow
Downward Dog
Pigeon Pose

Announcements:

Fourth of July convergence.  Sounds easy.

T-Claps (Recognition):

New Fritter leader!!! Pikachu has now surpassed Dawgpound, Pablo and Dumbo in the most Fritters

Prayer:

All unspoken
Those injured

Dora Returns to Sheepdog

PAX:Norm, Yosemite, Sugar, Cupid, Gump, H1N1, Martini
Warm Up:2 Laps around the parking lot, SSH x 20, Good Mornings X 10, Cotten Pickers x 10
The Workout:Splint into teams of 2 (1 team of 3).  The goal was to complete 100 Merkins, 100 LBCs and 300 Squats.  The team of 3 completed 150, 300, and 600.  PAX 1 executed as many reps as possible while PAX 2 rand the length of the parking lot and back.  This did not take as long as expected.  Rinse and repeat.  On the second round no the exercises were changed to 200 overhead press, 200 reverse LBCs and 400 calf raises.

Once complete, Norm reviewed Rooting and Striking.  30 single strikes and 30 – 3 count strikes.

Mary:Homer to Marge, Box Cutters, Pickle Pounders, Freddy Mercury, Dead Cockroachoach, American Hammer, ABC (Vowels Only x 2), Have A Nice Day
Announcements:1776 Convergence at Womble on July 4th
T-Claps (Recognition):Norm for taking combatives and Cupid for taking out out
Prayer:Those traveling next week, unspoken

Passport check by FVPD

YHC arrived at Kenny’s Grave at0457 to find a cop keeping an eye on a white SUV in the back parking lot. Some guy with neon socks, a light around his head, no shirt with some wires around his chest. Oh wait, that was just Warbucks getting a welcome to FV from the PD checking his passport. 6 PAX eventually made there way to get their schweat on. Here we go.

EC: Warbucks and Banana Seat

Warm Up:
Lap around track with some added slides and carioca on the parking lines then some quick feet down the bumpers.
Circle up
Mtn climbers x20 IC (slow to fast)
Worst merkin x10 IC (wide, reg., diamond=1)
Jump lunge x10 each leg
We’re not worthy/butterflies x10 each IC

The Workout:
Partner up
P1 Doug out – chin up holds x5, hanging leg lifts x10, dips x15, R&R until partner returns
P2 Field – run complete field then switch
3 rds total

Picnic tables
Box jumps x10
Dirkens x10
Plank jacks x10 IC
3 rds

Playground (rotating)
Rows x15
Swing hanging knee tucks x15
Burpees x5
3 rds

Mary:
Freddie Mercury’s x20
V ups x10
Circle x5 clockwise, x5 reverse
X crunch x10
HAND

Announcements:
Night Train CARPEX, Sasquatch CSAUP

T-Claps (Recognition):
Warbucks cooperating with FVPD.

Prayer:
Crab Legs MLB tour for ALS, Warbucks M expecting #4, unspoken

Awesome work today gents! Way to give 110%. We were all soaked for that circle prayer. As always, pleasure to lead you men.

BS Out

Beatdown at Santa’s Workshop (JOCO)

Pax of 4 at Santa’s Workshop for a morning beatdown. 

Warm Up: Lap around the park followed by side straddle hops, imperial walkers, good mornings, hillbillies, and arm circles.
The Workout: Dora made an appearance with 100 merkins, 200 squats, and 300 LBC with 100 yard sprint down and back. We followed Dora with 11’s across the tennis courts with carolina dry docks and bobby hurleys.
Mary: A.B.C.
Announcements: BRR (need two more runners), poker night, and 5k for Globulins nephews Eagle Scout (more to come).
Prayer: Family recovering from injuries, Churches with VBS this week, and family starting new careers.

Uncle Rico Meets Paul Bunyan

It was YHC’s 3rd Q of the week and what better place to wrap up a 5 pack birthday week than back down at my roots in South Wake!  We had one FNG, Galaxy (soccer fan who’s from LA), and a visitor YHC’s coworker from JOCO, Bunyan.

FNGs: Galaxy (Tina if he ever forgets his name)
Warm Up: Circle up immediately on the spot for the following:
SSH ICx53
Frankenstein Kicks ICx15
Turkish Getups 10 OYO
Daisy Pickers ICx15 (I’ve literally never called these but we needed a breather)
Turkish Getups 10 OYO
The Workout: Mosey over the top of the stairs and partner up.
Partner 1 – LBCs
Partner 2 – Run to the bottom of the stairs and then Bear Crawl up the stairs with merkins on the steps
Flapjack, Repeato

Form 2 lines for Indian Runs Das Loop Style (something I picked up in Wilmington on Monday)
Last man does a double weave to the front.  We did this over to the lower parking lot.

At the lower parking lot keep same partners for half laps around the pickle for patty cake merkins.  First lap was 1 each side, then 2, then 3, on up to 5.

Form the 2 Indian Run Das Loop Style lines again and head back to the big soccer field near the flag.

At the soccer field we did back planks on the end line.  When YHC said GO! PAX sprinted to the midpoint and did 2 Turkish Getups and then Moseyed to the other end.  Repeato back each time increasing by 1 Turkish Getup until we got to 8.  At that point we started from Back Plank and sprinted to the end with no pausing for TGs.
Mary:  PAX called out various exercises ICx15:
Diamond Merkins, Low Slow Flutter, American Hammers, and some others that I can’t remember right now.
Announcements: Sasquatch in ENC (talk to Pikachu for more details)
NEW BETA AO – 7/3 at Crowder Park 0530
Night Train (talk to Lipstick or anyone in Carpex other than YHC for more details)
T-Claps (Recognition): EC: Lipstick, Dumbo, Pablo, Galaxy, Mookie, Pikachu
Mookie on his 6th workout of the week with Breathtaker
YHC on his 5th workout of the week for a 2nd straight 5 pack, and 3rd Q of the week
Lipstick for showing up to a workout that Peeping Tom was at
Prayer: Crab Legs Ballpark Tour, those healing, unspoken

 

Guys – as always it’s a very special pleasure coming back down to visit, let alone Q.  I enjoyed it!

Some like just vanilla, others need the sprinkles!

FNGs:None

EC:Aquaman, Dahmer
Warm Up:Mosey to baseball field complex.
The Workout:Partner up! We dived up the complex into 4 quadrants. 12-3:00, 3-6:00, 6-9:00 and 9-12:00. Leaving one partner in the middle doing as many merkins as possible, the other ran out to the main path around the whole complex at 12:00 and proceeded along to 3:00 then back to center and repeat with partner. Then 3-6:00 were continuous burpees until partner returned, repeat. 6-9:00 were squat jumps and 9-12:00 was a LBC into a WWII as a 1ct. each quadrant was about 1/3 of a mile run. Repeat until no more time allowed. 3+ miles with increased intervals.
Mary:Mosey back to tennis courts. On the way back YHC mentioned that we should name the workout we just did. Peeping Tom, dripping with sweat, said “vanilla would be good”. Why, YHC asked? “Because it was plain and repetitive” he said……YHC, a bit deflated, mainly from getting after it, entered the tennis courts super excited to see what glitz and glam Peeping Tom has on his next Q!
Announcements:New Crossover AO with Carpex Wednesday mornings @ Crowder Park. Beta Wednesday July 3rd. One of the site Q’s, Peeping Tom (Mr. Sprinkles to me from now on) will have all the glitz and glam your heart desires! Love ya buddy!
Prayer:YHC took us out.

Ladders

Date: 6/20/19

Pax: Ice Man, Bobby Doll, Wallabe, Catness, Quiver, Boogie, New Mexico(Q)
Warm Up: SSH x20, GM x20, Jog around the soccer fields.
The Workout:  Jacobs Ladder at the halfpipe.  When completed Indian Run.  Jog over to the stairs, Jacob’s ladder on the stairs with burpees at top and bottom.
Mary:  WWIIs x20, Protractor, Merkins x20
Announcements:  EH a sad clown who hasn’t shown up in a while to come to Disney and you’ll get a prize.
Prayer:  Banana Seat and Crab Legs

I don’t have the list of EC’s, if you posted for EC please leave a comment.  Always a pleasure to lead.

NM

Another Tough Murph

Pax of 3 muscled through another Murph on a humid Monday evening.

EC:  4+ miles

FNGs:  None

Warm Up:  Run one mile  (some of us skipped this due to a long EC)

The Workout:  Murph (with some yoga modifications)  100 pull-ups, 200 merkins, 300 squats

Mary: Run one mile

Announcements:  Workout morning of July 4, more info to be posted

Prayer:  Silent