Cletus Dec. 27th, 2019 Rock Work

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EC: UTI, Katniss

FNGs:  Welcome Cinder! Cary Fireman that was EH’ed by a friend in Memphis
Warm Up:  Random Counts of Fazio Arm Circles, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, SSH, Merkins
The Workout:  Rock work in the parking lot

2X rock push and duck walk across the parking lot

Several rounds of tricep extentions, curls for the girls, goblet squats, and overhead press while rotating and sharing everyone’s rock.

Indian Run around the baseball fields

Modified Morning call at the play ground – Pax performing Clock Merkins while one Pax performs pull-ups until everyone had a turn

Mary: 10 Count Plank hold, 10 Count One arm raised Plank Hold, Repeat, LBC’s, Catalina Wine Mixer, Peter Parkers
Announcements:  New Cletus Co-Q TBA soon!
T-Claps (Recognition):  Cinder for completing the workout!
Prayer: A safe new year for all PAX

Cletus gets a UTI (╬ ಠ益ಠ)

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It’s been a spell since Yogurt EH’d me for this Q.  I want to thank him for bringing me this opportunity.  I’m again very humbled by the turnout today.  Whether it was for me specifically or Cletus was just the place you wanted to spend your Friday in the gloom – I thank you.  So close to Christmas with all of the things I know we collectively have going on, it is awesome to share the morning with you guys.  I feel humbled to have been the Q this morning and to witness it.  I hope you got your money’s worth.  The year isnt over yet!!!  SYITG <3 UTI

EC: Nemo, Mookie, 187, Pikachu, Redenbacher, LED, Maybelline

YHC hit the olde snooze button this morning and barely made EC.  In fact, I was late.  I chalked up nearly 2 miles in the time allowed and barely got to see any of the HIM that actually made it out there on time.  Good work PAX!

FNGs: No Sir

Warm Up:

  • Mozy from the flag to the lot formerly known as the Ivan lot
  • SSH ~25 IC
  • Hillbillies 14 IC
  • Imperial Walkers (In Honor of Star Wars) 14 IC
  • Daisy Pickers – 14 IC
  • Fozio Arm Circles – 14 Forward 14 Back, IC

The Workout:

Thing 1

  • Groups of 5ish PAX line up in Indian Run formation.  Move to Bear Crawl position.  Indian Bear Crawl to mid lot and Jailbreak.  5 burpees.  Assume formation again and return to other side in exact same way.
  • Repeato 1x

Thing 2

  • Mozy to Amphitheater.
  • Dips, Erkins, Derkins – 20 each
  • Split PAX in 2, half on the wall for People’s Chair, half complete 20 Box Jumps and switch
  • Half on the wall for Balls2Wall, half complete 20 step-ups (10 each foot) and switch
  • Dips, Erkins, Derkins – 15 each
  • Split PAX in 2, half on the wall for People’s Chair, half complete 20 Box Jumps and switch
  • Half on the wall for Balls2Wall, half complete 20 step-ups (10 each foot) and switch
  • Dips, Erkins, Derkins – 10 each
  • Split PAX in 2, half on the wall for People’s Chair, half complete 20 Box Jumps and switch
  • Half on the wall for Balls2Wall, half complete 20 step-ups (10 each foot) and switch

Thing 3

  • Mozy to hand rail near baseball fields
  • Split PAX in 2, half on the hand rail for pull-ups, half complete Prisoner Squats to 20 and Switch
  • Split PAX in 2, half on the hand rail for pull-ups, half complete Prisoner Squats to 10 and Switch
  • Return to the flag

Mary:

  • Dying Cockroach 14 IC
  • Box Cutters 14 IC
  • Homer to Marge – 14 IC
  • Pickle Pounders – ~10? IC – Time caught us

Announcements:

  • 24hr Run Supporting Healing Transitions this weekend – Sat 3pm to Sun 3pm
  • AGS needs a Q – Mookie is suggesting that instead of AGS, make the 24hr run your target
  • Good things coming from 3rd F
  • Call out from DoubleD to take 3rd F seriously – it has an impact on your life and its ok to miss 1st F to make 3rd F a bigger part of your life.
  • Get up with Pikachu about the Emergency contact registry (esp Site Qs so you know how to access it quickly)
  • Be on the lookout for some emergency response training.  Good session in 2019 with the Holly Springs FD

T-Claps (Recognition):

  • The PAX that kept compressions going for Sgt Pepper.  They saved his life an made sure the EMS team had a patient when they arrived.  Way to be!

Prayer:

  • SlideRule and family – new baby TBN (to be named)
  • Sharapova and family – new baby
  • Sgt Pepper and family – suffered a heart attack during a workout
  • Safe travels to all this weekend if you are heading out – be safe

Great 2nd F at Harvest Moon today guys!

F3 365

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2019 was the first year that YHC has tracked workouts consisently. Early in the year the goal was F3 250 (250 workouts throughout the year – half marathons count as 1, marathons count as 2, 4+ hour CSAUPs count as 4, black ops runs with F3 brothers also count, nothing else does though) but fairly early on I gave myself an additional stretch goal of F3 365. I’m fortunate enough to have lots of time to work out based on where I’m at in life, and double downs could be a freuent occurence on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, and Saturdays. The only concern was work travel – a long trip to Europe in the spring put me behind early and I didn’t really catch back up until sometime over the summer. It was in the fall that I became confident that I would hit the goal, but I didn’t actually verbalize it to anyone outside of my M until sometime in the past week.

It made for a heck of a year. The biggest thing I’ll say is that we have a ton of amazing pax down here in South Wake – if you’re one of them then thank you for an awesome year. If you haven’t been out to some of the more niche AOs (looking at you Tea Time, Thunder, and Ground Pounder) then I would highly recommend it – not all of the fun happens at 0530 on a weekday morning!

I don’t know what my goals will be for 2020, but I know that repeating this will not be one of them. I’m sure I’ll come up with something stupid though.

Based on all of that – I elected to Q Cletus knowing that I would be really close to 365 (ended up being 364 because of a fart sack at Paradise City that I got so excellently called out for) but we were still committed to 365 reps for the workout.

FNGs: None today
Warm Up:

SSH x10

Half lap over to old Ivan lot

The Workout:

Rep count = 10

 

Four corners on soccer field

 

At each corner – 5x double merkin burpees

10x Turkish getups

10x Breakdancers

10x Star jumps

When passing pull-up bars – 10x pull ups

 

After lap 1 rep count = 160

 

Between laps we did 10x IC balls to the wall at the amphitheater. We also modified the 2nd lap swapping out star jumps for merkins for the sake of Shamwow’s ankle.

 

After 2nd lap rep count = 320

 

Mosey back to tennis courts, line up on near line. Bear crawl across, crawl bear back, with exercises at each end:

 

Breakdancer x10

Diamond Merkin x10

Scorpion dry dock x10

LBC x10

 

Rep count = 360

Mary:

5 double merkin burpees OYO to get us to 365 reps total
Announcements:

Christmas party
T-Claps (Recognition):

Hardy – no way I would’ve been getting after it at 5 something in the morning at his age.
Prayer:

Wallaby. Holiday season. Oboe’s father in law.

Cletus gets a younger Q. The year of Katniss!

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EC:  Katniss, Full House, Maybelline, UTI

PAX:  Katniss, Full House, Maybelline, UTI, Yogurt, Doc, Fanny Pack, Tetanus, Kosher, Dahmer, Abe, Roger Roger, Snap, Florence, Hardy, Oboe, and Poop Eater

FNGs: Nope

So I have to poke fun that Cletus indeed gets a younger Q, unfortunately the previous Q can put most 20 year olds to shame and we will just have to see about the new Q, although I expect him to at least carry on the impeccable cadence and count that you have come to expect!

As a side note, Poop Eater and UTI were in rare form, and brought much comic relief to the workout.  Yes, I do think it’s appropriate to group Poop Eater and UTI antics together.

Warm Up: 10 Fazio arm circles forward and back, 10 overhead claps, 10 seal claps, 20 SSH, 10 Imperial Walkers, 10 Hillbillies, 10 Daisey Pickers
The Workout:

1) A modified 4 corner Stack’em around the soccer field, 10 Squats in cadence, 10 Merkins, 10 LBC’s, and 10 Mountain climbers in Cadence.  Sprint log sections, Mosey short sections.  Subtract exercise on the next lap

2) Mosey to the rock pile, 15 curls for the girls, 15 overhead press, 15 tricep extentions.  Split Indian run around the baseball field, repeat exercises with rock and head back for Mary

Mary: Popcorn from the Pax
Announcements: Frosty (well it’s too late you missed it), Oakwood 24 event for healing transitions, Christmas party next Saturday
T-Claps (Recognition):  Yogurt’s leadership for Cletus for the last year!
Prayer:  Kosher’s cousin’s family, Quiver and family

Best L-E-F-T-O-V-E-R-S Ever!

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EC: Cupid, Katniss, Mookie, Pikachu, ShamWow, YHC.

Lots of anticipation in this workout: Who will take Yogurt’s place as site Q? Will Yogurt be able to stop cadence? Will there be dessert with these leftovers?

Warm Up: Long way to back of Hunt Center. SSH 50x. Started off LEFTOVERS with a round of Wings: Arm circles forward and back, hold ‘em; seal claps, hold ‘em; overhead claps, hold ‘em. OK, so I always forget to stop, so lots of laughs with the various counts. I think I nailed a few at 15!

The Workout:

L-E-F-T-O-V-E-R-S

L Lt. Dan ain’t got no legs. Squat plus lunge with each leg 10x x 2

E Everest over to the wooden steps. Lunge up two steps, full squat. Rinse and repeat

F Forest to Sea. You remember this one from CSAUP 2018. Bear crawl to middle of field, crab walk to end. Run back

T Tony Hawk Burpee. Burpee with 360 spin jump to finish. I think we were all stumbling to this one 10x, rinse and repeat other direction, just like Tony

O Outlaw. Recover on this one. Same as Boxcutter, but feet together. 10x clockwise, 10x counterclockwise

V Vacuum. Wheelbarrow out 10 steps, 5 derkins, backward wheelbarrow back to line. Rinse and repeat

E Empty wheelbarrow. Crab walk with partner holding legs. Up, back, switch, rinse, repeat

R Ranger Merkins together 20x, good form

S Surfer Merkin. What? Merkin with horizonal rolling 360 between. Yes, we got dirty!

Dessert: Needed more S, so we moseyed up to road behind Hunt Center for some SPRINTS!

Sprints to next light pole. Split PAX into two waves. Rinse and repeat 3x.

Mary: 6 minutes: Standard starting position 6 inch hold. Low slow flutter, box cutters, pickle pounders, more Out;aws, end with 1 minute 6-inch hold.

Announcements:

Time to turn my site Q over to PAX who is ready. When I offered Cletus to this PAX, he jumped on it, ready to lead. This PAX joined F3 in March 2019. Initial U-Turn runs were 10 min max pace over 3 miles. In the spring, remember him telling me he had a hard time getting over the fatigue at the 2-mile mark. Man, has he come a long way! Trained like crazy for HSHM and had a great finishing time. He’s grateful for all the supportive PAX along the way!

I’m proud to pass the turkey leg to Katniss!

Prayers: Our F3 brother struggling with addiction. Hardy (Florence’s son) has the flu, possibly spreading through family. Job (friend of Pikachu). Other spoken and unspoken.

With winter time coming up, keep eye out for PAX falling off workouts for whatever reason. Keep everyone engaged!

 

Yoga in the Rain

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FNGs: none
Warm Up: Jogged around the soccer fields and back to the small tennis court. Circled up for SSH, Windmills, Imperial Walkers and Fozio Arm Circles
The Workout: YHC planned to use one of the picnic shelter areas, but others had already claimed the spots. Can’t blame them. Indian-run over to the amphitheater for the thang. Yoga strength was today’s theme.

The routine was a bit unstructured, but it went generally like this:
stretch to the sky, stretch to the ground, into downward dog and then plank
yoga plank murkins (hold 5 count on low position, back up) then back to standing.
Burpees OYO
Back down to Downward Dog and Downward Dog pushups (almost like Catalina Wine Mixers in Downward Dog pose, but both arms move simultaneously).
Burpees OYO
People’s chair, sans wall. Boat pose (American hammers, without the hammers). Back up to standing stretch. Back down for People’s chair and boat pose again.
Burpees OYO
YHC realized that he was running out of exercises, so we added on some balls-to-the-wall / proper people’s chair, two rounds. Indian-run back to the big tennis court for Mary.
Mary: Popcorn Mary. Props to Hardy for pushing us through 50(!) low-slow-flutters.
Announcements: Frosty CSAUP (Dec 7), Christmas Party (Dec 14)
T-Claps (Recognition): everyone getting out in this gloomy weather
Prayer: Oboe’s father-in-law, Noah’s Ark’s wife, Quiver’s daughter

Tips on staying warm

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FNGs:None
Warm Up:Jog to big parking lot with high knees to circle up.  SSHx15, GoodMx10, Windmillx10, MClimbx10, FArmCx10 forward/backward, Overheadclapsx10, sealclapsx10, Hillbx10,Impwalkx10, SSHx15
The Workout:   Partner up for Dora and gather 1 big rock for the couple.  150 Squats, 200 Wonder bras, 300 straight leg dead lifts.  Other partner ran a lap around the parking lot and picked up where other partner left off.  This went on for some time.  Still had enough time to do a 3 line(parking line) bear crawl to 1 merkin and lunge walk back for 2 merkin.  This went on till we achieved 10 merkins.

Mary: Barely enough time for Mary but, we pressed on.  Mainly because the Q does not like laying in water and the parking lot was wet but, we forged ahead with LBCx10, lowslowflutx10, anklebiterx10, WW2x10, boxcutterx10 and homertomargex10(to which we learned we are doing this wrong) So i’ve been wrong for 2 years.
Announcements:  Christmas party, Q sheet (be sure to sign up)  Yogurt and I are looking for site Q’s for Cletus.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Noah Ark M has taken a step back, please pray for her.  Several babies born and more on the way.

TIPS to stay warm:

Avoid wind, keep all body parts covered from the wind and when running or standing, wear hoodie to put your hands inside to keep them out of the wind.

Skull cap is important to keep heat in.  Always wear in lower temps.

The Q can play a major role in keeping you warm but, keeping you out of wet grass and water spots.

Wear gloves with cloth back so when your nose is running you have some place to wipe your nose.

Layers!!!! Da Business rules on layers.  Under 60 degrees is a 2 layer day (shirt, hoodie), under 40 is a 3 layer day (shirt, hoodie, plastic or nylon cover), under 20 is a 4 layer day (winter shirt, Fleece, Hoodie, plastic or nylon cover).  All temps below 60 require 2 layers on the bottom.

Hard Stop at 10?

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EC: Bulls Eye, Yogurt. After planting flag at 5:03 am, launched EC with Bulls Eye, who was already underway setting a 5k PR. Way to go!

Warm Up: With temps well into the 40s for the first time this year, we looped the soccer fields and returned to the top of the Cletus lot for warmups. SSH x25, arm circles 10f/10b. A car sped into the lot and out hops Florence, Hardy, and Poop Eater (dawg). Five burpees OYO to celebrate their arrival. SSH 25x to get these additional guys warmed up. GMs 16x. Mosey to tennis courts.
The Workout: Partner up and claim a corner of a court. Wheelbarrow the service box 3x, switching partners and doing 5x Merkins in between. I didn’t write down all of the following, so it may not be 100% accurate! But you get the idea–alternating arm and ab work.

Amphitheater. Dips 16x on ledge. Pickle pounders 16x, WWIIs 17x, Catalina wine chillers 15x on stage.

Playground. As you can see from the illustration above, there’s a difference between chin ups and pull ups. By using different hand positions, we did both. Pullups 5x each hand position (palms in, palms to front, palms to back). WWIIs 15x and plank while waiting.

Amphitheater. Dips 17x on ledge. WWIIs 17x on stage. Slide Rule notes the seemingly random counts. He argued that I just kept forgetting to stop at 15. I did not argue.

Playground. Pullups 3x each hand position (palms in, palms to front, palms to back). Plank and ab work while waiting.

Amphitheater. Erkins 21x, derkins 21x on ledge. Pickle pounders 16x, Catalina wine chillers 15x on stage.

Playground. Pullups 3x each hand position (palms in, palms to front, palms to back). Core work–abs and plank while waiting.

Amphitheater. Erkins 21x, derkins 21x on ledge. LBCs 21x, Balls To the Wall by request with 10 count by each PAX.

Mary: Indian run from amphitheater back to tennis courts. Oboe’s “favorite,” Freddie Mercurys 21x. Just enough time for 10 Merkins! Slide Rule seized the opportunity to ensure a hard stop/count of 10 with a firm HALT at 10.
Announcements: See Slack for Breathtaker accomplishments and current status.
Prayer: Slide Rule big academic test this week. Families with new babies and those expecting new babies.

21

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The day prior to Cletus, YHC announced the theme would be the number 21. Warbucks and Coal Ash chimed in on Slack, but didnt show this morning. So I posed the question once more before warmup…crickets. The reason for the 21 is in recognition of, my alma mater, Appalachian State University’s #21 national ranking in the AP poll. highest ever in school and Sunbelt Conference history.

FNGs: None
Warm Up: SSH x 21, Hillbillies X 21, Cottonpickers X 21
The Workout: Took off from the normal warmup area on an Indian run counter clockwise on the track. YHC instructed all PAX to head to the pit behind the Hunt center. Unfortunately the asphalt monster was up this morning too and got him some SlideRule. PAX made sure he was good to get where he needed to be under his own power and we were resumed.

We commenced ta exercis’n, each one with a hill sprint sandwiched in the middle.
Merkins x 21
Prison Squats x21
LBC x 21
Updowns x 21
Imperial Walkers x 21; On the way down from the hill on this one, Yogurt voiced his opinion that he thinks App should be ranked 7th. Can I get down with that? Damn right.
Additional Exercise that I cant remember x 21 and back up the hill to stay thanks to Yogurt

YHC instructed PAX to grab some fence for 21 Durkins

From there, quasi Indian Run to the pavilion adjacent to the playground. (quasi because I called Indian Run and no one Indian Ran :))

Claimed our picnic tables for merkins, durkins and dips. 21 of each with the exception of the durkins. Growing up the son of an Army Officer, I was always told to never ask your reports to do something you wouldn’t do yourself. At this particular point in the Q, that was the durkin.

Another Indian run around the track counterclockwise and then stopping at the playground
Merkins x 21
PicklePounders x 21
WWII x 21

One More Indian around the track counterclockwise and then stopping at the playground. Cha Ching posited that Indian Run heavy Qs are a mumblechatter killer. Damn right.

One last round:
Mountain Climbers x 21
Freddie Mercuries x 21

Mosey Back to the tennis courts for Mary

Mary: Dealers choice: Snap started us off with Shoulder Taps then we went around the world with various exercises (mostly core), everyone doing a 21 count. Almost made is all the way back around when Yogurt called time.
Announcements: CSAUP coming up in December, Christmas Party coming up as well
T-Claps (Recognition): All PAX hanging in there and humoring me for my first boot camp Q.
Prayer: YHC took us out. Crab Legs as he continues on his journey, SlideRule to mend up quick and get back out there.

Patches O’Houlihan secrets of dodgeball

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EC: UTI, Axe, 187, Full House, Cupid

ME: Axe, Crab Legs, Cupid, Da Business, Fram, Full House, Noah’s Ark, Oboe,  Redenbacher, Snap, UTI, 187 ,16-bit

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Good mornings, SSH, daisy pickers, fazio arm circles, seal claps, overhead claps, Moroccan night club, shoulder taps

The Workout: Two teams of 6 split into Indian run around Womble baseball fields, last man 5x merkins then sprint to the front.  Proceeded to tennis courts for Average Joe’s vs. Globo Gym.  Apparently Fram used to be a professional dodge ball player, who knew!  Two teams of six competed, if you were knocked out 15 merkins, second time, 10 burpees, third time 25 prisoner squats, fourth time 10 merkins, 10 star jumps, fifth time 15 wide plank merkins and 15 monkey humpers.

Mary: WWII’s, LBC’s, Freddy Mercury, American hammer, homer to marge, UTI prompted pickle pounders…apparently needed more ball work, have a nice day

Announcements: F3 picnic Saturday 11-2 Harris Lake shelter

T-Claps (Recognition): Great to see Crap Legs out today!

Prayer: Oboe, had to put down his dog yesterday, 16 years old.  Healing, strength and continued prayers for Crab Legs and Noah’s Ark, unspoken.  Health of all PAX and those training for half/marathon’s coming up.