Is that a Sledgehammer? No it’s an Axe.

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As we all gathered up we noticed Pumpkin Spice had an odd-looking mace. First I thought it was a sledgehammer which is a great substitute for a mace. In reality, it turned out it was an Axe with something duct-taped around its head. Safety first all. Well for us it was good enough. It was also time to start the workout. We chalked up, which didn’t last long and started the warm-up.

EC: Dawgpound, Emeril, Cowboy, Katniss
FNGs: None
Warm Up:

Circled up at the top of the parking deck:
Bounce
Foot Trace
Tootsie Roll
Hips in a Barrel
Spinal Rotation
Ear to Shoulder
Neck Turn

The Workout:
It was time to have a workout with the mace where we didn’t standstill. Though there is only a certain number of ways to move with the steel mace. What better way than lunges. We started out lunge walking from the parking deck to Sir Walter Coffee. The mace head would go into the hand of the leg that was forward.

Circled up at Sir Walter Coffee:
20 Long Lever Deadlift Row (10 Each Side)
20 Lateral Lunge with a Ballistic Curl
20 Lunge Paddle Swings

Next, we did Uppercuts as we walked to the elevator entrance of the building,

Circled up for the following:

20 Legs to mace with the mace overhead
10 Canoes
20 Low slow flutter with the mace overhead

Uppercuts to Osha

Circled up at Osha:
20 Long Lever Deadlift Row (10 Each Side)
20 Lateral Lunge with a Ballistic Curl
20 Lunge Paddle Swings

Lunge walk down to the corner of the parking deck

20 Legs to mace with the mace overhead
10 Canoes
20 Low slow flutter with the mace overhead

John Cussack with the Mace to the far corner

20 Bow Draws
20 Grave Diggers
10 Death Marches (Lunge forward, Lunge Backward, Squat)

Mary:

Circled Up for Mary:
20 in cadence Homer to Marge
20 Supermans

Announcements:
Mulch Project

T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

Bondo’s co-worker Matt is doing better
Siddiqui as he is determining his path forward.

The Beatdown as promised

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EC:  Fram, LED

PAX:  Fram, LED, H1N1, Messi, POTS, Sprinkler, Martini

Warm Up:

Mosey around the tennis court

Circle up for SSH, Sir Fozie Arm Circles, Windmills, Good Morning, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Daisy Pickers

The Workout:  As promised, there was not coasting into the weekend.

Headed down to the concession stand where we splint into 2 groups of 2 and 1 group of 3.

DORA 1-2-3:  each group performed a cumulative total of 100 merkins, 200 LBC’s and 300 step ups on the wall.  The groug with 3 did 150, 300 and 450.  One PAX from each group took off running up the hill and back down as the other PAX performed the exercise.  When PAX 1 returned, they swapped places and PAX 2 took off running the hill.

Round 2:  100 erkins, 200 reverse LBC’s and 300 calf raises – did not quite make it all the way through the second round

Mary:

Taken care of with the workout

Announcements:

Q sheet has plenty of openings, mulching, 16-Bit looking to add a member to BRR team

T-Claps (Recognition):  Fram and POTS for getting after the EC and POTS for taking us out

Prayer:  Sickness, siutation in the country/world

Honored to Lead!

Don’t Buy The Fake News From Dem Boys Runnin For The Toilet

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Me and Fanny Pack were up late getting ready for this morning’s workout. Fanny Pack was mowing the grass while I cleaned the bathrooms in case any random speed walkers with irritable bowels needed to make a pit stop. 520am came quickly and the gloom brought out some star power including the likes of M4L and Doc among others, and the place was looking pristine. We also welcomed back Cotter Kid Cracker, and Bondo who was making his second appearance since his FNG workout on Monday.

FNGs: Nada

Warm Up:

We started with a mosey around the soccer fields (doing our best to steer clear of the tennis courts) to the far parking lot for some warm up exercises….

Daisy Pickers x10, Annies x12, Imperial Walker x15, Hillbilly x15

The Workout:

Indian run around and past the amphitheater and make a left turn over the small bridge and another left at the fork in the path around the baseball fields. Stopped at the volleyball courts for a spontaneous 5 burpees OYO. Then continued to loop around baseball fields with an Indian run until we reached the bottom of the decline in the path (behind the fence of the outfield). This made for a nice hill to incorporate into the workout.

11’s with the Hill – Side Straddle Squats at the bottom and burpees at the top…Poop eater decided to make a stinky in the middle of our burpee reps. Luckily Florence was “Johnny on the spot” with a plastic baggy…

Next was an Indian run to the parking lot for a Dora rock workout.  Performed triceps extensions, shoulder presses and curls for the girlz – x100 reps each. PAX were told instead of doing high reps, to go slow and focus on form. Partner A started the rock reps while Partner B did evolution of man (Bear crawl 25 yards, lunge walk 25 yards, sprint back to their partner) around parking lot. Then trade places until all 100 rep goals were achieved.

Mary:

Plank hold while we went around the circle and each PAX gave a 10 count for a good shoulder burn.

Low Slow Flutter x20, boxcutter x15, LBC x20, homer to marge x20, monkey humper x20, have a nice day

Announcements:

-New seasonal AO @ Womble on Wednesdays at 1745 (Vicious Cycles)

-Greatest Place On Earth (Disney) Celebrates Dumbo’s 2 yr Anny tomorrow

-Volunteers still needed as Mulching Continues on Saturdays

-Consider donating to N2N…every little bit helps…more info and how to donate on 3rd F

-TBD NOW RATED BEST WEDNESDAY AO In SOUTHWAKE per all major news outlets

T-Claps (Recognition):

Kid Cracker for Getting back out to the gloom

Prayer: Florence starting a temporary job in South Carolina, Family that M4L mentioned that is going through a difficult separation (wife Aria), military and first responders

The Nest 7-21-20

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EC:

Norm, Fumuga

PAX:

Norm, Fumunga, H1N1, Messi, Gamecock, Bananna Seat, Martini

Warm Up:

Mosey around the outside of the park

SSH x 20

Imperial Walker x 10 IC

Hillbillies x 10 IC

Good Moring x 10 IC

Windmills x 10 IC

Daisy Pickers x 10 IC

The Workout:

DORA 1-2-3:  PAX split into groups of 2 with 1 group of 3.  100 Merkins, 200 LBC, 300 Squats (team with 3 did 150, 300, 450).  Exercise was performed by PAX 1 while PAX 2 took a lap around the parking lot.

Round 2:  100 Dips, 200 Reverse LBC, 30o Calf Raises

Complete round 2 with about 10 minutes remaining.

Lined up shoulder to shoulder (w/ safe social distance).  First PAX in line took off runing arougn the parking lot.  2nd Pax in line called an exercise that the remaing PAX performed unti PAX 1 returned form his lap.  PAX 2 took off for a lap an PAX 3 called and exercise.  Continued unitl all PAX got their chance to call and exercise and complete a lap.

Mary:

Took care of during the workout

Announcements:

Plenty of opportunities to Lead – Sign up on the Q Sheet

3rd F Mulching – Sign up on Slack

Prayer:

Mulitiple sick co-workers/friends

 

Great work Men, it was an honor to lead!

What is this….Rikers Island?

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FNGs: None
Warm Up: Coupon set up, Arm Stretches (across, over the top), Palm press in front and back,  Fozie arm circles, Pot stirs
The Workout: Objective(s) heavy weight with low reps or light weight with high reps. 3 stations were set up with 3 upper body exercises per station to be completed before rotating to next station. 50 sec per exercise with 25 sec rest in between. We completed two cycles.  Station 1 > 1 or 2 Pain Stick presses, 1 or 2 Water Jug Front Raises, 15lbs Tricep Kickbacks/OH Tricep Press. Station 2 > Curls for the Gurls, Frisbee push-ups (rd 1 slide frisbee hand out for a wide fly, pull back in on upward motion of push-up. rd 2 push frisbee forward and do a staggered push-up.) 50lbs Lawnmowers. Station 3 > Tire rope pull, Sledge swings and abs.
Mary: Boat Canoes slow in cadence 10 count (full body ext/slow), WWII touch the sky (suggested name called Korean Wars) 5 count cadence then cross legs and 5 count cadence. At this point the inmates questioned to which prison the Q came from…Rikers Island?? 10 side raises and 10 side crunches then switch sides, Ball Diamonds 10 count in cadence

Announcements: Mulch..Mulch..Mulch,  New AO being named at Banks Rd elementary on 7/22, Suggested to come out to School House for great mumblechatter and a free breakfast on Wednesdays.
T-Claps (Recognition):  Appreciated Wallaby posting at the prison yard for the first time. (Lets hope he comes back!)
Prayer: LED family member coming out of surgery recovery, People dealing with addiction, isolation.  Darby working with a fellow PAX that has thoughts of suicide (Double D). Unspoken.

Escalations at Purple Cobra

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Warm Up: Moseyed over to the hill for 15 SSH IC, 10 Sir Fozio Arm Circles F+R, Michael Phelps, 20 Mountain Climbers.

The Workout: Escalating Doras.

50 merkins, 100 squats, 150 LBCs.

100 peter parkers, 200 squat jumps, 300 reverse LBCs.

50 burpees, 100 star jumps, and most of the planned 150 big boy situps…we ran out of time.

Mary: Moseyed back to the start for 10 pickle pounders IC.

Announcements: Dumbo Anniversary Q at Disney

Prayer: Wisdom for our nation’s leaders, COVID-19 vaccine effectiveness

Bit Up and Gassed Out in the Swimming Pool

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EC: Fanny Pack and Nemo

FNG’s: None

Warm Up: So there are some “cardinal rules” as I’ve found within F3 such as “If you can’t do it…don’t Q it”.  This is a great rule.  One that I’ve tried to live by in the 30 ish Q’s I’ve taken since joining F3 in October. One that I’ve been able to do well so far.  Today, YHC almost failed to push through his own Q.  Nemo even said during EC, “my legs are just not feeling it”. It was the same for me, and by the second time we took Library Hill, YHC relied on his brothers to take some IC counts and continued on… for them!

Warm-Up: SSH x 30 IC, Good Mornings, mosey, Sir Fazios And SSH x 20 IC. Head to the bottom of Library Hill.
The Workout: With BRR coming up, gotta mix the hills in.  We did 3 Library Hill repeats from the bottom with stacked exercises at the bottom and top.  Bottom: 5 burpees. Top: 5 burpees, 10 reverse lunge IC. Bottom: 5 burpees, 10 reverse lunge IC, 15 squats. Top: 5 burpees, 10 reverse lunge IC,15 Squats, 20 Shoulder Taps. Bottom: 5 burpees, 10 reverse lunge IC, 15 squats, 20 shoulder taps, 25 mountain climbers. To the top once more for about a minute long plank hold, form focused, control your breathing, etc. Mosey to the rocks, Cusack to the barber shop for some haircuts.

10 second each pax count for People’s Chair. Grab your rock and do 25 Curls and 25 Rut Rows. 10 second count each pax BTTW and do 25 Shoulder Press and 25 rock spanks IC. Do People’s Chair for 10 count each pax and then grab the rock for 25 Tricep press and curls. Finish with 10 count pax BTTW. Cusack the rocks back and head over to Mary.
Mary: 25 counts of the following: LBC, Freddie Mercury’s, Dying Cockroach, H2M, Standard Merkins, Heel Taps. Plank hold for about 90 seconds.  Have a nice day!
Announcements: Mulch… Sign up! Emeril and M4L collecting donations for Neighbor to Neighbor and Healing Transitions.
T-Claps (Recognition): Pax grabbing some cadence counts and following my exhausted butt around downtown!
Prayer: I’m celebrating 18 yrs.  with the M today!  Unspoken. YHC took us out.  Honor to lead…but I’ve got some work to do!

So this workout is FREE???

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15 PAX including one FNG and a 2nd timer posted at Paradise City on the steamy morning. A few guys already lost the shirt once YHC took his off. FNG received the disclaimer at 0528. Today’s workout was a repeat from a previous AO in Carterico I led this past spring. The guys hated it so I knew it would be a great fit for PC. YHC mumbled to some PAX as we took off that the FNG had a good chance of merlot on this one. Here’s how the fun went down.

FNGs:
Bondo, Warren is 59 and survived without a merlot. However, he learned about a workout through HS Rec Center that he signed up and PAID money for. Little did he know our workout was free. M4L and YHC instructed him to Cxl his membership immediately and ask for a refund. Tell HSRC it was a horrible workout and they should Cxl this class.

Warm Up:
Butt kickers, High knees, Carioca
Circle up
Throwback for Blue Hen since he couldn’t make it.
Jacked Up
SSH x 20 IC
Plank Jacks x20 IC
Smurf Jacks x20 IC
Seal Jacks x20 IC
Red Bull Smurf Jacks x20 IC

The Workout:
Four corner stack’ems
C1 – diamond merkins x10
C2 – monkey humpers x10IC
C3 – crab cakes x10IC
C4 – Turkish getup x10
Run to C1 do exercise, back to start and same exercise.
Run to C2 do exercise, back to start and stack’em.
Repeat for C3 and C4, keep stacking

Black snake run to opposite parking lot

Split group in half
Loop burpees increasing merkins
10 burpees w/1 merkin (10)
9 burpees 2 merkins (18)
8 B 3 M (24)
7 B 4 M (28)
6 B 5 M (30)
Total 40 burpees and 110 merkins

Ramp belly sprints x3
Absolutions on recovery at bottom of ramp x5 (2 sets)

Mary:
She fartsacked

Announcements:
See slack, HS/FV Q swap coming in August

T-Claps (Recognition):
EC HIM and Bondo jumping right in…RESPECT

Prayer:
COVID-19 battles, Clay’s family, Matt friend of Bondo, unspoken

Great job to all those men pushing themselves. Cupid said he set a bootcamp record for calories burned at 600+. There were a couple guys that should be challenging themselves more because they are stronger than what they think. Appreciate the opportunity to lead as always.

BS Out!

731 Days Later

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Two years goes fast.  I still remember my first post and how I thought I was going to die most of the time.  How did those guys move so much?  How were they not as exhausted as I was?  Who is this Banana Seat guy and how has he not been arrested for torture? Kenny’s Grave was the only AO I went to for some time.  Thursday was my F3 day and that’s what I did.  And, honestly, having Banana Seat Q most of my first work outs was probably a blessing because, well, you know how he is.  He made me do things I didn’t think I could do and made me keep wanting to come back to see what more I can do.  So, for that Banana Seat, I thank you.

Two years later and I’m still enjoying every minute of these workouts, pushing myself and others to achieve things previously unachievable.  The things I’ve accomplished along the way were things that I would have told you I’d have never done before.  As we’ve all heard in the past, they workouts don’t get any easy, you get stronger.  And I’ve gotten a lot stronger and not just physically.

On to the workout, the preblast indicated that the numbers 24 and 16 would be prominent.  I was hoping the reasons would be fairly obvious.  I also remembered something that New Mexico said on Friday at Deadbolt’s 6 year Q, “Anniversary Q’s don’t have to suck, you know?”.  With that in mind I set out to make us all sweat but not to make us all regret it.  I also wanted to work in some of the things we did in my first workout so I borrowed a bit from that old backblast.

FNGs:

Not today

Warm Up:

We ran a lap around the track, mixing in butt kickers, high knees, and carocia.  We finally circled up near the tennis courts for:

Squatted overhead claps x24 IC

Windmill x16 IC

SSH x24 IC

Daisy Picker x16 IC

Burpees x5 OYO

The Workout:

The Red October guys went about their business why the rest of us moseyed down the parking lot some.  We partnered up to do some partner plank hops.  P1 did shoulder taps while P2 did side hops over their legs 24 times, and then switched.  Each partner did two rounds.

We moseyed a bit further to do some chilly broad jumps to traverse the rest of the parking lot down to the circle.  PAX got in chill cut plank position and spaced out a bit while the first guy got up and jumped over everyone.  When he was done he got down in to plank and the next guy went.  We got through 3 rotations before reaching the end.  From there we went and fished a rock out of the water and circled up for some quick rock work:

Curls for the girls x12

Tricep extensions x8

Ground Pounder x12

Rut Rows x8

Rinse and repeat (had to get 24 and 16 reps).  5 more burpees and then we carried our rocks up to the back parking lot and lined up.  We started with 24 dips on our rocks and then bear crawl pushed them to the other side of the parking lot where there was an island.  On that side we did 16 dirkins with our feet up on the curb.  To work our way back across the parking lot we put our rocks in our bellies and crab walked.  Back at the start we did 24 midget cookie pouches with our rocks.  With our rocks in hand we duck walked to the other side where we did 16 goblet squats.  We held our rocks and lunge walked back across and finished up with 5 more burpees.

We returned our rocks back to the drain and made our way over to the soccer field and lined up along the sideline.  Instructions were given that we would sprint across the field, do an exercise, sprint back, do an exercise, etc. The exercises were Bobby Hurley x24, irkins on the bleachers x16, tuck jumps x24, and lastly 5 more burpees.

We did a slow Indian run up to the bathroom building for a 24 count people’s chair before heading to the tennis courts for…

Mary:

Our esteemed Red October colleges joined us in the circle for:

American Hammer x24

LSF x16

LBC x24

and to round it off, 4 burpees for 24 total during the workout

Announcements:

The Bass Lake mulch project continues.  Great work is being done by UTI and the team so please help volunteer and help solidify F3 in the community.  We probably wake a lot of people up so giving ourselves good press can only be good.

T-Claps (Recognition):

To all the guys that did the ruck yesterday morning, helping bring food and supplies to Mama’s House.  It’s a great place and I love that we’re doing things to help them.  I was proud to see LED and Fram and F3 in a post from Mama’s House last week thanking them for their charity

Prayer:

For everyone dealing with all the things.  So much stuff is going on right now and we’re all dealing with something.  Maybe that’s the biggest take away that there is, we’re all dealing with something so have grace and patience for your fellow man.

I also reminded God that I think he left the oven on.

 

As always, it was an honor to lead.  When I started doing this there was no way I ever thought I’d be able to lead a workout, for many reasons.  I’m glad that I do and I’m glad that I can and I encourage anyone that hasn’t to get out there and do it.  You will surprise and impress yourself, I guarantee it.

 

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Kettlebells around the Oval

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Warm Up:  joined 16 bit for a warmup run and warmup exercises with 16/24 reps.  SSH, Windmills, burpees, squat seal claps, Daisy pickers to name a few.
The Workout:  Gump and YHC grabbed our kettlebells (including a brand new 25 LB) and headed over to the track.  While enduring one lap, we each took turns calling out a kettlebell exercise and then John Cusacked a few yards to perform the next exercise.  Reps varied between 10-15.  The following k-bell exercises were executed in the 80 degree dripping sweat, hot, friggin humid weather:  goblet squats, swings, o/h press, lawn mower pulls, figure 8, halos, thrusters, from the bench – more lawn mowers, Tricep extensions, curls for the girls, lunges.  Got on our six for chest presses, nipplers, lo-slo flutter, o/h press (seated)…ran out of time as we saw Mutiny PAX head for the wall of the snack house.  People’s chair (WWIIs also).
Mary:  16 bit finished strong with burpees, American hammers, low slo flutter, LBCs
Announcements:  mulch days at Bass Lake.  New AO – first ever Bike (mountain).  We have had a nice turnout before Thunder on Wednesdays over the last couple of months.  Going legit after talking to Pikachu.  Site Q will be a mixture of LipSync, Gump and Dauber.  Stay-tuned for more details.  Meet at tennis courts at 5:45 PM.
T-Claps (Recognition):  PAX who rucked to Mama’s house with 300 pounds of food yesterday.
Prayer:  all those impacted by COVID; LED’s uncle; UNSPOKEN.  16 Bit took us out.

 

Gump – thank you brother for raising each other up on the oval.  Some workouts are better than others.  We pushed through it and we are better because of it.