Kung Pow has been putting up consistent numbers week to week on Fridays. We have our regulars like Sprinkler, POTS, and Wallaby, but over the past several weeks we’ve been starting to see new faces come out like Moped and Tetanus.  Haven’t seen LED or Fonzie in a few weeks. Not since the last time we hit all the cul-de-sacs that one week with burpees at each intersection. Hopefully they come back. This morning I thought I saw a ghost when Draper emerged from the shadows riding his bike to the AO from down the street on Optimist Rd. Great to have him back in the gloom. Apparently- he had gotten the word from Deadbolt last week about this AO and decided to check it out. Unfortunately, Deadbolt was on puppy duty this morning and had to miss out on all the fun we were about to have.

Nemo got some early EC and was chasing a ghost. I guess he saw YHC’s car was already parked and thought I was getting EC. Turns out YHC actually arrived early to set up the workout and do some chalk drawings up and down Danagher in preparation for this morning’s festivities.

Pre-blast only yielded 1 HC, so wasn’t sure what to expect, so planned a workout that could be done as a group or split apart if we needed to. By 5:22, we had 12 guys stretching, arriving early to see what all this talk of combo platters and express to go orders was all about. Last one to roll in was Sprinkler to make this morning’s addition of Kung Pow a bakers dozen.

5:30- hit, welcomed PAX, and we were off on the mosey to Sunrise church lot across the street. Circled up in center of the 4 segmented lots for the following warm-up

FNGs: It would be great if there were some this morning
Warm Up: SSH X20, Imperial Walkers X10, Hillibillies X10, Moroccan Night Clubs IC X10, Hold squat position- Fazio Arms 10F\10B, recover, Chinooks X10- mosey to the far corner closest to the entrance

The Workout: Split the entire lot up into 4 corner segments with 3 exercises in each segment. First started with legs

Exaggerated Squats on the Up and on YHC’s down X10, Star Jumps X10, Alternating Lunges X10, mosey to the next corner

Standard Merkins X10, Wide Grip Merkins X10, Hand Release Merkins X10, mosey to the next corner

Grab a rock from the Rock Pile- POTS apparently was very particular as to the rock he wanted to select and was found almost foot deep in the body of water while making his selection. Everyone found one they were comfortable with and performed the following

Curls X20, Tricep Extensions X20, Overhead Presses X20, Cusack to the 4th corner where PAX could see 4 bright cones approximately 15-20 yards apart. PAX would partner up, with one group having 3 PAX due to the odd number.

Partner 1- Suicides across each of the 4 cones

Partner 2- Hold Plank while YHC called for alternating plank exercises until Partner 1 returned…switch

Performed 2 Rounds- On the second round inserted alternating rock exercises- Rut Rows, Ground Pounders, Tricep Extensions

After six was in, returned rocks and formed one single Indian Run line to the entrance. At the entrance, called for PAX to carefully check for traffic and do a fellowship run back to the neighborhood and to the bottom of the tree line fairway on Wescott Ridge. At the bottom of the hill, split lines into 2 lines on each of the curb sides. With 7 trees evenly placed on each side of the street, PAX would single file bear crawl up the hill to each tree and then alternate to lunge walk, and then back to bear crawl. Squat hold at the top and when six was in, stayed in two lines and Indian run taking a left on Danagher all the way to the cul-de-sac past Pablo’s house.

By this time, YHC realized that he barely heard a peep from any of the PAX all morning. Virtually no mumblechatter. The only time YHC heard any of the PAX was when we were at the bottom of Wescott Ridge at the tree line and Nemo asked if we were doing Indian Bear Crawls and heard strong objections from both lines.

Have to admit, YHC is not the most talkative among PAX and when Q’ing I tend to get carried away in the counts and hyper focused on what comes next and how it gets done that I lose sight of the comedy that can be triggered during a workout. Maybe everyone was focused this morning as well or maybe they all just wanted to suffer in silence. Whatever it was, it was one of those mornings where it was all business.

At each of the seven sewer caps along Danagher, PAX would progressively add an exercise and a rep to the count, with dual Indian Runs in between along lower and upper Danagher

Cap 1- 1 Burpee

Cap 2- 1 Burpee, 2 Wide Grip Merkins

Cap 3- 1 Burpee, 2 Wide Grip Merkins, 3 Shoulder Taps

Cap 4- 1 Burpee, 2 Wide Grip Merkins, 3 Shoulder Taps, 4 Squats

Cap 5- 1 Burpee, 2 Wide Grip Merkins, 3 Shoulder Taps, 4 Squats, 5 Nipplers

Cap 6- 1 Burpee, 2 Wide Grip Merkins, 3 Shoulder Taps, 4 Squats, 5 Nipplers, 6 LBC

Cap 7- 1 Burpee, 2 Wide Grip Merkins, 3 Shoulder Taps, 4 Squats, 5 Nipplers, 6 LBC, 7 Hand Release Merkins

Fellowship down the hill to the intersection. When the 6 was in, PAX checked for cars and YHC ordered a Jail Break back to the flag in the parking lot. Circled up for Mary

Mary: Low slow flutter X10, Homer to Marge X10, Absolution X10, American Hammers X10. Also introduced a new exercise, where PAX in seated position performed a series of alternating leg circles- Left Leg X10\Right Leg X10. Got into plank position and performed alternating calf stretches, driving the left and right heals into the ground. Walked the hands up to downward dog, getting a good stretch into the hamstrings, and then did some Left foot over Right foot stretches, and 3 Good Mornings to close out.

Announcements: Co-Q duels begin next week in Holly Springs and Fuquay the week after. Check slack for all details, but we will be conducting all 3 F’s with a designated AO each morning. Clean those closets out and bring donated clothes and shoes to the workouts next week. AGS turns 2 on Sunday. Come out for some miles. YHC will be handing the keys off after 2 years as site Q to a HIM who will be taking this AO to the next level.

T-Claps (Recognition): Bondo for posting 14 times in 3 weeks. Also for all the headlocking going on in SouthWake- 5 new FNGs within the last week and a half. We are better because they are here and they showed up and keep showing up- Look at Bondo. That HIM is on fire. Goldilocks for putting in a solid week of posting and driving out this morning as well as humoring Midget in trips to Raleigh for workouts. Nemo for getting some early morning EC.

Prayer: Bondo’s friend, Jimmy, battling health issues. Sprinkler’s friend, whose daughter is battling cancer. Please keep the Woodard family in your prayers. Bondo took us out.

Always an honor to lead. Appreciate the opportunity and thank you for making this AO part of your morning today.