Sunrise, Lake Views, and Hills por Cuatro Hermanos

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As advertised by the AGS Marketing Team the night before, this morning started with clear skies, a route to porta potties, and a sunrise that turns that decision to wake up early on a Sunday into a solid choice. With an HC by Lipstick and an interesting ‘MC’ (Midget Commit) by Dauber, YHC wasn’t certain what to expect as he arrived to an empty parking lot at 6:21am. Fresh off the new route at U-Turn yesterday, Maybelline comes rolling in looking for some additional miles. YHC has been traveling these past few weeks so have been way behind in posting, but came to learn that this was Maybelilne’s 7th straight work-out. A big shout out for putting in the work this week.

6:29am and here comes H1N1 and then quickly followed by Lipstick making good on his HC the night before.  No Dauber sign of Dauber, who cashed in his “Midget Commit” this morning.  YHC may have to consider alternate marketing to entice Dauber into HC’ing for next week’s workout that clearly outlines a route past Lowe’s.

Warm Up:

6:31am (1 min behind) and gave the word to the PAX to follow YHC to the 1st picnic shelter. PAX performed alternating step ups in cadence X10 each leg. Mosey’d down the steps and to the opposite picnic shelter for some prison squats x12, Recovered on the jog toward the Crazy Ivan lot where we performed 10 Imperial Walkers IC.  A few duck noises were heard at count 5, and by count 7, the stench was clear….Lipstick cologne. Some Michael Phelps to waft the lingering smoke cloud away and then quickly mosey’d for alternating Butt Kickers and High Knees to the far end of the lot. PAX performed stationary leg lifts X10 and proceeded back to the start with some toe and heel walks. Continued the mosey and mixed in some squat slides, which is a sideways walk with a squat at each step X12. Recovered on the jog back to the parking lot where PAX held a squat hold while YHC explained the route.

The Workout:

This morning was gonna a hybrid trail lake run with a heavy dose of hills. The route was the standard Bass Lake run, going counterclockwise around the lake, but instead of performing the full loop around the lake, PAX performed a half moon and proceeded straight back up Bass Lake Road and on to Stinson, with periodic circle backs for the six. A big shout out to all of the PAX posting this morning for picking YHC up all over this morning’s route. The hills were an aggressive decision after UTurn yesterday, but with thankful for the push and stronger because of it. With the circle backs, Lipstick had 6 by the time we hit the parking lot, but quickly realized H1N1 and Maybelline were short changed about 0.5-0.75mi. Maybelline proceeded to baseball fields and a right onto Grigsby and back onto Stinson to the parking lot to get his 6.

Mary: Stretches OYO

Announcements:

Crab Legs work day- Today 2-5pm

Prayer:

Prayers for Lipstick’s mother-in-law, continued prayers for Shredder and DoubleD. H1N1 for safe travels to the UK today and all PAX traveling over the next few weeks.

Lucky 7 @ GP – Welcome Dutch Oven

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YHC arrived to find two parked vehicles with no one in sight.  FNG Mike was the fourth vehicle on site and he and I discussed the F3 disclaimers while we waited for the others.  Lipsync arrived on foot followed by Breach. Both had put in a couple miles of EC before we got started. Mufasa and Doc were on site next and while we were circling up for warmup, Pikachu decided to roll in and grace us with his presence.

Warmup:

10’s –  Good Mornings, 20 Fozzy Arm Circles, 15 Cherry Pickers, 10 Emperial Walkers, 10 Hillbillies,  10 Don Quixote’s (Windmills) and  20 SSH

The Workout

Mosey to the Wall

3 sets of 10 ct Ascending Testicles (15 °, 45°, 90° BTTW) and 3 sets of 5 ct down the line (35 ct total) Wall sits.  During one of Pikachu’s count downs, he started debating the method in which to count to 5 when YHC interrupted to share his count down was about to expire.

Mosey to the Rock Pile – rotate rocks between sets.

  • 4 sets of 20’s – Curls for the girls (TY Breach for choosing a rock the size of Texas)
  • 4 sets of 20’s  – Overhead Tri-press
  • 4 sets of 10’s – Ground Pounders

After a brief discussion over whether the ground was too wet to lay down on, YHC called an audible and PAX Cousak’d to the playground with the Rocks to finish our Rock work.

  • 2 sets 10’s Windshield Wipers (lot’s of groans)
  • 4 sets of 20’s Standard Press

Aik’n Station Time:  PAX paired up and broke into 3 stations rotating clockwise after each set

  • Aik’n Abs: 15 American Hammers,  20 ct 6 inches, 20 Rockies, 30 ct Chillcut Planks
  • Aik’n Arms: 15 Standard Merkins, 15 Derkins, 15 DIps, 15 Shoulder tap planks
  • Aik’n Legs: 20 Squats, 20 Step ups, 10 Star jumps, 15 Mountain climbers
  • Aik’n Abs: 20 LBCs, 20 Pickle Pounders, 20 WWIIs, 20 Single Leg Homer to Marge (10 ct each leg)
  • Aik’n Arms: 10 Shoulder Tap Merkins,  15 Hand Release Merkins, 15 Plank Jacks, 20 Dips
  • Aik’n Legs: 15 Box Jumps, 15 Lunges, 15 High Knees, 15 Split Jacks

Ended with 20 Ct 6 inches.

Announcements:   Crab Legs workday tomorrow @ 2PM (2 hrs of work + 1-3 hrs of good bourbon)

Prayer Requests:  Prayers for Forcep’s Mother-in-law who is in hospital w/ heart issues.  Prayer’s for Mufasa’s friend Chad who is waiting on a possible cancer diagnosis. Continued prayers for Shredder’s recovery and for Crab Legs.

YHC took us out

It’s never too early to have your hose sucked

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EC started at 0510 with Sliderule, Pikachu, and Skidmark going out on a 5.5 mile run. Sliderule being the mathematician that he is didn’t realize that we would be covering 5+ miles when he HC’d for a 0510 start. Regardless the pax set out on the EC route in very typical Holly Springs weather, chilly. The three arrived back at Starbucks to great the remaining Pax. Sliderule a little worn asked for some of Skidmark’s gu. Skidmark offered to let Sliderule suck his hose (from camelback) and then gave him some gu. Sliderule decline the offer for hose sucking but took the gu down like a champ. Insert all jokes about Sliderule here. Hence the title for our run this morning.

Warm Up: Mookie led the warm-up today. Some light jogging, Side Strattle hops, Imperial walkers, Mountain Climbers, High knees, and butt kickers.
The Workout: U-Turn new course. Made every effort to keep the Pax together. No one got lost. New course very well received. Actual running distance comes out to 5.2 miles.
Mary: Coffee
Announcements: Crablegs tomorrow 2-5. Work time .5 hours. Bourbon time 2.5 hours.
Prayer: Full House and Mr. Woodchuck’s father.

Hungry Like the Wolf(pack)

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ExecSum: Survive and Advance. You it on got VHS? Learning to count. Wait til we get to 30. Apply Q School. Dream big.

Warm Up: Horizontal curls (triceps parallel to ground, hands up, curl arms) 15x

Windshield wipers (triceps parallel to ground, hands down, swing arms). Slide Rule grumbled about the difficulty or something, to which I responded, “Wait ‘til we get to 30,” so of course we did 30x.

Werewolf in honor of NC State Wolfpack, 1983 NCAA championship run. Completed today with near-full moon overhead. Werewolf = Downward dog to high plank to upward dog, keeping shoulder blades close together. Then reverse the path, 5x.

Reverse pushups straight from Holly Springs School of Dance, where teens hammer these out no problem. Start in crab position, arms press up/down like a dip. Start with both feet down 5x, then extend one leg 5x, then extend leg to 45 degrees 5x.

Mountain climbers 15x, Failure to launch 7x

Circle burp to “Hungry Like the Wolf,” again a shout out to 1983 NC State Wolfpack. While doing SSHs, each PAX shouts out their college team, which triggers a burpee by the group. Finished the last PAX at 3:30 minutes—Perfect timing!

The Workout: Mosey to amphitheater, where the stage forms a perfect ledge for dips. I called for 11s with dips and derkins. But I quickly modified since keeping count during 11s is a weakness. Modified to 11, 10, 9, etc. on each end, which incited the PAX. Yes, incited, not excited.

More 11s. This time with jump-ups onto the ledge and star jumps. Fresh off of Q school the night before, the Q remembered two items: “time in tension” and ending the workout ON TIME. So, I applied both. PAX really “enjoyed” the SLOW cadence count, especially when we were down to three or so.

Moseyed back to tennis courts for Mary.

Mary: Superman, followed by Australian Snow Angels. Long count. Followed by low slow flutter, again slowly with good form. Pickle pounders. And finally, held Superman until 6:30 am sharp.

Announcements: Check Slack/FB. Work day at Crableg’s house Saturday.

Prayers: Crablegs, Shredder, others. Thankful we’re able to come out here everyday.

Q Message from Survive and Advance: You don’t have to be an NC State fan to enjoy. As we do every March, I enjoyed the program with my family last night. Very engaging and funny and passionate about dreaming big. At first meeting with his players, Coach V announced that he was going to win the national championship. He designated one practice every year to cutting down the nets to celebrate winning a championship. Now that’s vision and dreaming big! His vision became a reality.

I offered my DVD. The Business was disappointed it didn’t come in VHS. Breach took home my copy, hopefully, he has a DVD player. And hopefully, he’ll watch it, be inspired, and share with others.

 

It Takes Two to Tango

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Pax of 2 showed up to dance in the full moonlight. We had a spectator (principal, perhaps?) at Herbert Akins for our first round of 11s, but either he satisfied himself that we weren’t trying to break into the school, or he got bored, but fortunately he drove off before we got to 11 monkey humpers.

Warm Up:

Jog the lot, 2-back-1-forward on the stripes, side shuffle back, lunges with hip rotations

The Workout:

Elevens

  • Mike Tyson (merkin position with feet on wall; horizontal squat towards the wall, then merkin)
  • ~100m run
  • Box jumps

Tens

  • 10 capoeira pushups (5 each side)
  • high knees for ~20m
  • 10 side-straddle hops in cadence

Elevens (although we only got to 10-1 to 6-5 before time ran out

  • Break dancers
  • side-shuffle run (called an audible here and didn’t do bear crawls as Q’s shoulders were already pretty warm)
  • monkey humpers

Mary:

American Hammers, Boat-Canoes, WWIIs

Announcements:

Crablegs organizing a team for ALS walk, other announcements on Slack

Prayer:

Shredder, Crablegs, the Courtine family dealing with the loss of their 9-year old son at the end of February.

We Are Sparta

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EC: Dawgpound, Maybelline, Emeril, Pikachu, LED, Fonzie, Nemo

Warm Up:

Lap around the Soccer fields
Circle up for the following
Fazio Arm Circles
Good Mornings
Hillbillies
Imperial Walkers

The Workout:

From the Movie 300 the original 300 workout.

25 Pull-ups — Partner assisted
50 Deadlifts — with your KB and your Partners KB
50 Merkins
50 Box Jumps
50 Floor Wipers — These where tough.
50 KB Clean and Press (25 Each Arm)
25 Pull-ups

Mary:

10 KB Plank Pull throughs
10 Each Side Half Kneeling KB Chop
20 Reverse LBC with KB over head
10 Mini Turkish Getups each side
20 Pickle Pounders
20 Homer to Marge
10 KB Plank Pull throughs
10 Each Side Half Kneeling KB Chop
20 Reverse LBC with KB over head

Announcements:

Traveling to Whiplash tomorrow North Carolina Museum of Art.  6 o’clock start time.  Second F at Starbucks, Dawgpound’s treat for all South Wakers that post at the Whip. Clown Car leaves Purple Cobra Parking lot at 5:35

Prayer:

Moby’s dad recovering
Shredder
Crab Legs
Emeril’s Co-worker’s family for father in law had an aneurysm (Bella)

Detective Pikachu

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Another week of only one detective at Crazy Time – this time the real deal.

Warm Up:

1 mile run
The Workout:

100 diamond merkins

200 Pickle pounders

300 Monkey humpers
Mary:

1 mile run flowing right into Crazy Ivan EC
Announcements:

The point of trust was in full effect. Only one more week in this format – workout will change in April.

Prayer:

Unspoken

12 Rounds

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4 Pax out in the gloom at one of the original South Wake AOs…not fully knowing what to expect from the Q (H1N1)…but ready to go.  After the greetings, the Q realized we started 1 minute late so we all knocked out one burpee and got the party started.

Warm Up: Lap around the field and then squared up for some Good mornings, SSH, daisy pickers, imperial walkers and hillbillies…10 each in IC
The Workout: Today’s workout – 12 rounds

Each round began with a new exercise consisting of 3 minute intervals – 45 seconds on, 15 seconds rest

Round 1: Shoulder Taps – hold plank during rest

Round 2: American Hammers

After round 2, a potential FNG (Dexter) with his dog approached the Pax and inquired if we were a team in training.  We quickly took the opportunity to introduce Dexter to F3.  Dexter committed to come out in the gloom at Kenny’s Grave next Thursday so let’s be sure we have a great turnout.

Round 3: Bear Crawl

Round 4: Sprints across the parking lot

Round 5: BTW

Round 6: Low Slow Flutters

Round 7: Step-ups

After round 7, the Pax were short on time so the Q called out the remaining rounds and the last two were choice of Pax.

Round 8: Turkish Getups

Round 9: WWIIs

Remaining rounds not completed

Round 10: Lunges

Round 11: Moroccan Night Clubs

Round 12: People’s Chair

Mary: No time so left so we went right into announcements.
Announcements: NCAA Bracket Pool closes today; Q school tonight at 6:30pm; Sprint Tris and Run for the Quay coming up June 1st; Rugged Maniac May 18th; ALS walk April 20th

Each week, Pax gathering at Kennys Grave will share Nutrition tips and each Pax will leave with the challenge to execute and report back the following week.

Tip this week: Waste In, Waist Out – we’re all guilty of eating the leftovers (waste) off our kids plate they don’t finish that leads to a growing waist line over time.  Pax challenged to stop eating once you feel full instead of continuing to eat just because there are leftovers on your plate or your kids plate.  This approach will improve overall health.

Prayer: Founding and current senior pastor at Midway (H1N1 and Messi’s church) passed away this past Sunday – visitation tonight with funeral on Friday; Pax traveling (Cupid and H1N1); Recovery for injured Pax; Crablegs

Beta TigerBlood

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It is always a difficult decision to start a new AO, but we have seen over the years that this is how we grow and attract new FNG’s. With numbers consistently north of the 12 at Disney it was time to plant a new flag. Since there isn’t currently an AO at Holly Ridge Middle/Elementary today was a beta run to see if this was an ideal location with enough pain stations. The Q hasn’t spent any time at this location, but did some Google Earth reconnaissance and the site appeared to have several good options, plenty of parking, and limited houses. The goal of today was to cover the property and pull out of the bag exercises as they seemed appropriate.  It was a rainy morning for a beta test and some mumble chatter second guessing why they decided this was a good idea, but 10 PAX braved the conditions to see what this site has to offer.  A quick mosey to the front of the Middle school to take some cover from the rain before it was GO time and then we were off.

Warm Up:

Mosey run along the front left side of the middle school towards to the back of the middle school parking lot for warm up.

SSSH X 20

Daisy Picker X 10

Squat hold Fazio Arm Circle X 10 rotate X 10

Windmill X 10

Site Map


The Workout:

Mosey down the stairs to the track.  We couldn’t find an entrance so we jumped the fence, only later to find a wide open entrance further down.  A hot lap of catch me if you can with a partner.  Partner drops down for 5 merkins, sprints to catch the partner, repeat until we all get a lap in.  Jump back over the fence with some groans (some aren’t as nimble and agile as Pikachu).  We gave the bleachers a test for stability with a round of step ups.

Mosey away from the track and towards a path running behind the track and baseball field.  It is here that we discovered a wide open entrance for the track. Continued to run along the path (several uneven sections but no cuts Yet) and continue along this path leading out behind the elementary school.

The PAX divided into three groups.  Group 1 did 10 Pole Jump ups on one playground, Group 2 did 10 dips on second set of playground equipment, and Group 3 did 10 (5 each) pull ups on third set of playground equipment.  The groups rotating until each group completed one set.

Mosey out to the long parking lot on the right side of the elementary school for a round of suicide runs.  Run each light pole and sprint back until we covered the entire parking lot.

The PAX moved over to large, uneven retaining wall across from the parking lot.  Three sets of 20 count New Mexican Quick Feet and 20 count of balls to the wall.  SlideRule got in too tight with his balls to the wall causing a knee injury on the way down.  He took one for the team but kept going strong.

Indian run over to the front of the elementary school and a lap around what appeared to be a kickball field.  The PAX moved over to the center of the field for a round for Starfish.  Brony’s rain jacket was placed in the middle of the star and the PAX split into three group around the jacket.  Group one did 10 merkins, group two did 10 wide-grip merkins, and group three did 10 diamond merkins.  After each group was finished they bear crawled to the center(jacket) for 5 burpees and out to the next station(corner of the star) until all three stations were complete.

Quick mosey over to the front of the school to see what we had to work with.  There was plenty of cover along the walkway leading into the school.  Tiger prints (we think) were covering the walkway so it only made sense to leap frog each tiger print until we covered the walkway.  1 round of dips and urkins on the tables in front of the school.

Quick mosey back to the parking lot where the fun started for Mary.

Mary:

Guantanamo’s – 1 round

American Hammer – X 10

Windshield Wiper – X11

Boat Canoe – X10

JaLo – X10

Peter Parkers – X10

Quick discussion about the new site.  While it doesn’t have all of the options that Disney has, it is a promising new site location…..plenty of large parking lots, a track (that we think we can use), very large soccer field behind the elementary school, baseball field behind the middle school, good cover, limited houses nearby, and Blood Drawn on the first workout.  Several names were thrown out, but we quickly settled on Tiger (paws in front of school) + Blood (SlideRule’s jacked up knee) = TigerBlood.

Thanks for those that came out to help test this site location.  I look forward to helping get this new AO up and running.  SlideRule set the bar high drawing blood…. Challenge accepted.  Come on out next Thursday to join!


Announcements:

Helping CrabLegs with work around the house on Sunday from 2-5.  See Pikachu’s weekly announcements.

Prayer:

SlideRule’s knee, CrabLegs, those recovering.

March Madness at Possum Trot

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Warm Up:  Twenty-six PAX came out on the first day of spring (low 40’s) fired up to take part in March Madness – Possum Trot style.  Inspired by Blue Hen from an earlier Q at Downtown Train, Dauber asked PAX to show up in their college team gear giving support to their favorite team.  Only four PAX brought their spirit representing UNC, Duke, Penn State and NC State by showing up in their gear.  There must have been a lot of dirty laundry or simple forgetfulness.  Not deterred, Q started the beat down on time with a jog around the tennis courts and then circling up for the following exercises:  32 SSH, 10 Good AM, 10 Vegetation Grabbers, 10 Hill Billies and 10 Imperial Walkers.  Q added some static arm stretches (L/R) across and behind the back for good measure.  PAX then headed to the Snack Shack.

 

The Workout:  PAX lined up against the outfield fence.  Jack Webbs were executed starting with one merkin and three air presses from our knees.  The count escalated until PAX reached 10 merkins and 30 air presses.  Who knew pushing air could be so hard?  Mosey to the Snack shack for 16 sec cadence count of seated chair followed by 16 sec cadence count of BTTW.  Rinse and repeat.  Mosey to the road and lined up in a single file.  PAX performed and kept a plank position or something similar to a plank while the last PAX member in line bear crawled to the front of the line.  PAX members each took a turn bear crawling until every PAX made it to the front.  Q called an audible only making it halfway up the road and had each PAX mosey to the rock pile for a medium-sized rock.  Lots of grumbling and mumble-chatter and in all honestly, Q was struggling during this “extended” exercise.  (If you cant do it, don’t Q it.). PAX circled up with rock in hand for the first set of the following exercises with rock:  16 goblet squats, 16 curls, 16 overhead presses and 16 tricep curls.  PAX side shuffled the distance of the parking lot swapping lead foot at the halfway point until they reached the large hill.  Q called a bear-crawl and then 8 dips OYO on the guradrail.  Reverse bearcrawl and jog back to the rocks.  The second set with the rocks included 16 rut-rows, 16 wonder bras, 16 overhead squats and 16 one hand on rock merkins (8L, 8R). An astute Skidmark corrected Q when he inadvertently called one-handed merkins.  Side shuffle back to the hill with more bearcrawls up the hills, 8 dips on guardrail OYO and jog back.  Q queried PAX about significance of the day (first day of Spring, officially starting at 5:58PM, etc.) and threw in 5 burpees OYO before starting next set.  Called out four PAX who had their collegiate school gear on asking them to call the next set of exercises:  Cupid called crableg grab (apologies for forgetting name); Banana Seat called for Turkish get-ups on each side and Skidmark called for the iconic Bobby Hurleys.  Dauber was too busy looking at his watch trying to grab another set in before Mary to complete the four bracket challenge and sent the PAX shuffling to the hill.  More bear crawl up and down with dips on the guardrail OYO.  Unfortunately, Dauber did not manage the clock properly and asked PAX to form up on the tennis courts for Mary after returning their rocks back to the rock pile.

Mary:  PAX held BTTW until the six.  Mary was brief with the following 10 count core exercises:  Homer to Marge, Box cutters, Freddie Mercury and American Hammers.

Announcements:  Q school Thursday at Womble, Yard clean-up Sunday at Crab Legs, Police/Firefighter hockey game, Check Announcements on FB/Slack

Prayer:  Pastor died at a local congregation (please keep him, his family and the faith formation in your prayers), PAX traveling, PAX inured – Welcome back to the gloom Buford, Moby’s dad (doing better), Silent/Unspoken.  Apologies if I missed anything.  Q took us out.

Highlight on the 6:  Something new for this BB.  I wanted to find out more about a PAX member.  This week’s focus is on Maybelline, Todd Pasnak.  Studied at Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT), big Syracuse fan, Married to a second grade school teacher, blessed with two boys age 15 & 12 and a daughter who is 4.  Works as a project manager at Cody in Sanford.  Got his F3 name because he was responsible for the Covergirl account.

Maybelline

 

Thank for the opportunity to lead you men.  -Dauber