Life Lesson Naked Mole Skin

Sprung out of bed and was ready roll, and no better way than have the opportunity to have your teenager run into the workout. Would never imagine doing that in the past. So thank you to this amazing group of guys-#goobers/ #fritter
Yellow card and I had discussed the game plan for the workout. Had a friend drop a cooler- full of drinks ( water/ Gatorade) so yhc can take to workout but we were planning on running 3.6 miles from home front to PT, so that did not happen 🤪. Texted emeril to grab/ bring some water and of course he stopped and got some cheap ass water. Thank you
Parking lot was full and we rolled in right at 0523, rest of the 10 guys were just coming back from the EC run.  Thx, grabbed 2 tires and rolled them just like he use to back in the day, as a toy, all he could afford while in 3rd world country.
Set the stage/ tires- dawg # brought the rope( thank you). Dawg was very excited about carrying tires and ropes etc but he had no idea his perfect workout may not happen ..

Fartsackers: dumbo/ wacka wacka/ wallaby- pablo knew it would be a hard workout so he sent his M on a work trip – (great excuse).

EC: Dawgpound, Buford, Cowboy, Emeril, BB-8, Brony, Blue Hen, Banana Seat, Peak Weak, LED, H1N1

FNGs: BB-8
Warm Up:

It is 0530- disclaimer was done and we ran to storage unit and did the following warmup exersice.
Sshx15, smurf jacksx15, sir fazio x 15(backward/ forward), imperial walker/ hillbillies x 15.
The Workout:

We lined up went for a ‘burpee mile’ waited for the 6th ofcourse through the hood that we never visit and behind aviator etc. we never know, we may pick a guy up. We also did burpees in honor of Bernie, in front of aviator bar (that fun night after the ruck). Emeril announced that we were 20 mnts in and we did the count off, stove pipe thought 10 count.. but no No no, no 10 count, this is not a (DD) workout, so we did 5 burpees to punish our selves. We also did 5 burpees since dumbo fartsacked and 5 in honor of my good friend puddles.
Break off in group of 5, one guy pulled the tire/ carry the tire and flipped the tire, while rest of the group did Ab exersices.
We still had 15 mnts, run to the tennis courts, of course dawg was salty but not as salty as he was at whiplash, since he did not get his fix of tire flipping-

Tennis courts-
Bear crawl-
Duck walk-
Balls 2 walls 5 count (entire pax line)
Frog jump
Crab walks
Balls 2 walls 5 count ( entire pax line)
People’s chair – hands up ( 5 count)
Next- plank square x 2- you had to be there

Mary:

Low slow flutter/ ww2/ quick feet n honor of you know who-

Announcements:

5 year next Thursday 4 dead bolt

Sasquatch.  Midget is Qing so somewhat organized somewhat not.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer:

Emeril’s Papi
Chips neighbor’s son was in a car wreck
Crablegs as he continues his trip
Michelle and also help Duane and hope doctors can help them during this time

Message:

Naked mole skin-

Bet you guys didn’t know you got a midget lesson this morning. Life lesson-
You have a plan- You think things are set ( tires/ rope/ all the good stuff you asked for) and than someone takes you down a road where you have to do things that you hate( burpees)or do not like but you have to because you are dealt with those cards and you thought you had everything lined up. But guess what you are with a group of guys that every .10/ mile waiting on you cheering you on, looking out for you.. you take a longer road but you are a little bit stronger- storm of life has passed and day light has come, now go enjoy the tires..
For you dawg 😄

Always honor n fun to be with you guys
#keep pushing the boulder
Aye-
M4L

Kettlebell Boot Camp

Five men got stronger at TBD.  Excellent work gentlemen!

FNGs: Nay
Warm Up: SSH, daisy pickers, arm circles, seal claps, merkins.

The Workout: Partner up.  Each partner group has a kettlebell and a coupon (rock).  Mosey to the Ivan parking lot.

Greta 1-2-3.  Partner teams complete 100 squat-to-press with kettlebell, 200 one-arm kettlebell curls, 300 kettlebell sit ups.  While partner 1 does the work partner 2 takes the coupon for a run around the parking lot, leaving the coupon at the half-way point for partner 2 to pickup during the next lap.

Animal walk: bear crawl three parking lot spaces, 5 merkins done together; crab walk three spaces, 5 merkins done together; duck walk three spaces, 5 merkins done together.

Return the coupons and head to the picnic tables for irkins, derkins and dips X 15 each.

Mary: Mosey to the tennis courts for a plank-o-rama including plank jacks X 15, mountain climbers X 15, Rocky Balboas X 15, Homer-to-Marge (on Snap’s down AND up) X 15, Freddie Mercurys X 25.

Announcements: Use the Q sheet

Prayer: Words of wisdom shared by YHC about distinguishing what is urgent from what is important.  Busy lives often drive us to focus on what is urgent, but doing so without careful attention will cause us to miss what’s important – and it’s often the case that the urgent issues, in the long run, aren’t all that important.  F3 is my opportunity each morning to focus on what is important.  Circled up for Grace and Gratitude – thanks given by all PAX for family, F3, the opportunity to exercise the mind and body each morning.

Thanks for the opportunity to lead.  Aye!

Double Dose

EC: Aquaman, Lipstick, Redenbacher, UTI
Warm Up: SSH x25, Good Mornings x10, Frenkensteins x10, Butt Kickers x10, Arm Stretches
The Workout: 10x800m Tempo Run.  The course was Ting Block. Each time you made the block, do the next section at 30 seconds slower than the pace you did the block at.  Target pace for the block was 1/2 Marathon.

Tempo runs are tough. It really isn’t easy to scale back and maintain paces.  Great Job by all. It’s a great training run and helps build the endurance for the longer runs.

Mary: Stretching as we waited on the 6
Announcements: Lots of choices this Saturday, choose wisely! Umstead, U-Turn and F3-Raleigh Mock Tri.
T-Claps (Recognition): Great job by all this morning. Pace was strong and great to see Abe continuing to build on his run game!
Prayer: UTI’s old neighbors son who is in a coma from swimming. (Post Swim Drowning effect), Bullseye/Aquaman to make better choices around peer pressure. Crablegs and his journey

BTW- The Shitter was used twice this morning

School House 7/10/19 Welcome FNG- Heavy Flow

Pax/FNGs: Heavy Flow(FNG), Khakis, Tent City, New Mexico
Warm Up: Jog to stadium, SSHx 20, GMx 10, IWx 10, HBx 10
The Workout: Jacobs Ladder in stadium, Lap around track, Bear Crawl up stadium x 3, BC down 1/2 way on last one.  Lap around track.  Quick Feet up stairs x 3.  Indian Run around track 2 laps.  Peoples Chair and Inverted Mountain Climbers x 10.
Mary:  Flutter kicks x 50, Baby Dips x 30, Flutter kicks x 50, Baby Dips x 30
Announcements/Prayers:  Follow Crab Legs and share his message as he raises awareness for ALS by attending games at all 30 MLB parks.  Prayers for Heavy Flow and his new promotion and for Tent City.
Prayer: NM Closed in prayer.

Rounds of AMRAP

 

 

PAX: Breach, LED, Doc, Modify, Gump, Yosemite, Fonzie, Noah’s Ark, Fram, FedEx, Stovepipe, Finkle, U-verse

EC: Yosemite, LED, Fonzie

FNGs: U-verse and Finkle

Warm Up: SSH x 20, Imperial Walkers x 10, Hillbillies x 10, Fozie Arm Circles x 10 F and R, Stretches,  moseyed to the track for some Frankensteins, Butt Kickers, High Knees, and Carioca

The Workout: Circled up in the parking lot behind Club Wox for circuits of 5 exercises for 30 seconds of AMRAP, 15 seconds of rest for 3 sets.

Round 1:                                                                                    

1) Shoulder Tap Merkins

2) Alternating Side Lunges to Squat

3) Mountain Climbers

4) Kick Ups

5) Burpees

 

Round 2:

1) Stationery Sprints

2) Freddy Mercury

3) Alternating Forward Lunges

4) Rotational Side Planks

5) SSH for the 1st set, Seal Clap SSH for 2nd set and Burpee no push up for 3rd round

 

Mary: LBCs, Heel Taps, American Hammers, Homer to Marge, Pickle Pounders, and 10 burpees no push up

Announcements: Gump will be Qing not 1, not 2, not 3, but 4 workouts next week as he celebrates 4 years of F3

T-Claps (Recognition): US Women’s Soccer Team for 2nd straight World Cup and all the Pax that did the 1776 workout on July 4

Prayer: Noah Ark’s wife, unspoken

Diego!!! They keep coming in!!

PAX: LED, Fonzie, Potts, Dauber, Doc, Banana Seat, Noah’s Ark, 16-Bit, Cupid, Norm, FedEx, R-22, Stovepipe, Modify

EC: LED, Fonzie, Cupid

FNGs: None today

I was excited to be back from vacation and getting to Q Mutiny on a somewhat less humid morning.  When I pulled into the parking lot I was surprised to see a good number of vehicles already parked, I was assuming that LED’s post of an earlier start time and more miles for EC got some Pax out of bed, but I soon realized that some of the vehicles belonged to some early birds working the track. Sadly they were not F3 and I was thinking that maybe we’d be our regular group of 6-8 but as 5:30 approached more cars started to pull in for a total of 14 Pax and, since I didn’t put up a pre blast, at 5:29 Banana Seat yells out “ Who’s Q-ing this thing?” I step forward and circle everyone up for warm up.

Warm Up: SSH, Cherry Pickers, Fozie Arms Circles, Stretches, Lap around the track

The Workout: Told the Pax to partner up, P1 had to go to rock pile to pick a rock while P2 did squat hold. Decided to do a Diego, which is like a Dora but just a harder.  The exercises consisted of 100 merkins, 150 overhead press with rock, 200 LBC, 250 curls for the girls with the rock and 300 squats with the rock. After picking up the 6 and returning the rocks we moseyed over to the tennis courts for some suicides which consisted of bear crawl to end of first court to do 5 burpees and then crawl bear back, then sprint to the end of second court do 5 burpees and run backwards back.

Mary: American Hammers, Homer to Marge, LBC, Pickle Pounders, etc……

Announcements: Follow Crablegs on social media as he travels across the country to different baseball stadiums on ALS baseball tour

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer: Crablegs while he and family travel, Noah Ark’s wife recovery, Shedder and all that are injured

Shoulder Roast

PAX of 13 came out to Purple Cobra this morning to get a little roasting of the shoulders. 4 For EC, but everyone got a little stronger this morning. Good work men!

Warm Up: 20 counts in cadence: Side straddle hops, impearl walkers, monkey humpers, plank jacks

The Workout: Indian run behind HT to the wall. Group 1 on the wall, group 2 on the ground for rotating exercises of 20 count each. People’s chair/Merkins, Balls to the wall/LBC, Australian mountain climbers/Shoulder taps. Rinse and repeat 4 rounds

Indian run to the hill between plazas. Group 1 burpees, group 2 Bear Crawl to the stop sign and run back. Rinse and repeat 2 rounds

Mary: Some stuff on the ground that hurt, have a nice day!!

Announcements: Meg’s Smile donations. Bring out the FNG’s

Prayer: Healing for the son for UTI’s friend who is currently in the hospital. Straight Cash and family.

Peeling the layers of the onion

Skidmark was scared so he did the right thing by not posting in the gloom- Midget has been at this f-3 thing for almost 4 yrs now and 1st time been consistent with exercise. Thanks for this great group of guys that keep me motivated, engaged and accountable.

Pax of 20 showed up and Flanagan was looking for an easy Q by Dumbo but was told by UTI that Midget had the Q.
Disclaimer was read.

FNGs: Welcome Tetanus!

EC: M4L, Yellow Card, Emeril, Pikachu, Dawgpound, Cowboy, Pablo and Dumbo (rolled in hot at 0517 due to too much bourbon)

Warm Up: There was none.

The Workout: We took off right on time and carried on where we left on Saturday(Whiplash). Stopped at the first turn off at Ting and divided into groups of 4 for Indian Runs. 9 burpees were performed while PAX got in the 4 man Indian group. The goal today was to get to know the small group and what kind of impact f-3 was making in their everyday life. Each time we stopped, until we came to main event ‘Arctic cooler’, we did 10/10/5 (squats/hand release merkins/ burpees). There were 5 stops along the way.

We lost Dumbo and t-claps to Lipstick for staying with dumbo (too much vacation bourbon).

Main event was a 0.41 loop where 2 guys go in opposite directions and perform patty cake merkins when they meet. We did this until 6:17. Chips / Yellow card/ Banaseat/ Poponski called a few Ab exercises while we waited on the 6th.
Indian run with your group back to the flag-

Mary: 45 low slow flutter/ 10 absolution

Announcements:
Sprint next Saturday –
Sasquatch- clown car- Emeril is doing it 7/28
Meg smiles- need more dudes for 22nd and wear f-3 gear
Bourbon raffle till 20th- why not- so far $200

T-Claps (Recognition): Lipstick for waiting with Dumbo.

Prayer: Pickachu’s wife, Crab Legs, Liquid Force doing better after being stung on Friday

It has been fun ride and thanks for all the help/ ear/ accountability and many laughs over the last few years. This truly is more than A workout.
M4L

Week of the Midge Day 2

EC: Emeril, M4L, Yellow Card, Cowboy, Buford, Dawgpound, Brony, Blue Hen, Flanigan, Moby, Peak Weak

FNGs: None
Warm Up:
Everyone picked up new bricks and ran to the basketball courts to circle up.  All exercises where done with the bricks.   The new bricks are brought to you by Midget 4 Life.

Fazio Arm Circles Forward and Backwards
Hands overhead and did circles  — I don’t know the official name
Simbas
Good Morning
Merkins

The Workout:

Jogged to the track for as folks count off by fours.  Even number went one direction odd numbers went the other.  We ran with our bricks until we meet a fellow pax.  Then we did 10 Partner Merkins.  We repeated this two times.

Next up where trips across the fields
Bear Crawl with the Bricks
Bunny Hop with the Bricks
WheelBarrow with the Bricks
Lunge Walk with One Brick

Next everyone lined up shoulder to shoulder.  The guy at the end of the line did a bear crawl to the front.  Everyone did curls with the Bricks.  Then we shifted down one spot.  Ever other shift we did the exercises with air.  After everyone Bear Crawled we did Crab walks and Wonder Bras

Mary:

Circled up at the Basketball Courts for the following:
Carolina Dry Docks
Hammers
Pickle Pounders

Announcements: Nadda
T-Claps (Recognition):  12 Oaks Representing
Prayer:

Moby’s Sister in Law recovering from surgery
Emeril’s dad recovering

Pain Train Visited “The Station” (JOCO)

Pax of 6 at The Station with no FNG’s
Warm Up: Burpee’s with Side Straddle Hop’s to “When I Fall I Get Up Again” followed by Imperial Walkers, Daisy Pickers, Arm Circles, and Michael Phelps
The Workout: Deck of Death with fill in UNO cards. Exercise consisted of Wall Jumps, LBC, LT. Dan’s, and Ballistic Merkins.  Pain train was heard for an additional 10 bupree’s.
Announcements:  T-Shirt Order (10 days left), Time for some Pax to step up and lead a workout, and reminder of 5K for Globulin’s nephew.
Prayer: Family recovering from injuries and cancer treatments.