Square of Trust

YHC arrived to find Kitty Litter parking.  As I was stationing the shovel flag, Cupid and Doc rolled in.

Warmup:

10’s – Good Mornings, 10 Daisy Pickers, 20 Emperial Walkers, 20 Hillbillies,  10 Don Quixote’s (Windmills), 20 SSH, then it was time to incorporate some yoga with pigeon pose

The Workout

Mosey to the Wall

3 sets of 10 ct Ascending Testicles (15 °, 45°, 90° BTTW) and 3 sets of 10 ct down the line (40 ct total) Wall sits.  During which Doc decided to pick up where Pikachu left off a couple weeks ago by starting his count down with a diatribe of stories.  YHC interrupted to encourage him to start his count down.

As we were doing our second round of wall sits HSRC rolled by and Lipsync swung over for a gauntlet of high fives.

Mosey to the Rock Pile – rotate rocks between sets.

  • 4 sets of 20’s – Curls for the girls (PAX went big on the rock selection)
  • 4 sets of 20’s  – Overhead Tri-press
  • 4 sets of 10’s – Ground Pounders

PAX Cousak’d to the playground with the Rocks to finish our Rock work.

  • 4 sets of 20’s Standard Press (rotating rocks clockwise)
  • 10  Windshield Wipers (lot’s of groans)

Aik’n Station Time:  PAX stayed together rotating clockwise after each set

  • Aik’n Abs: 15 (1.2.3.#) American Rock Hammers,  20 ct 6 inches, 10 Rockies, 30 ct Chillcut Planks
  • Aik’n Legs: 20 Rock Squats, 10 Star jumps, 15 Mountain climbers, 20 Step Ups
  • Aik’n Arms: 20 Dips, 10 Derkins, 10 Erkins, 10 (1.2.3.#) Shoulder tap planks
  • Aik’n Abs: 20 LBCs, 20 Pickle Pounders, 10 WWIIs, 30 Homer to Marge (10 standard then 10 ct each leg)
  • Aik’n Legs: 20 Step Ups,  16 (1.2.3.#) Lunges, 15 High Knees, 30 Split Jacks

Cousak’d back to the Rock Pile then mosey to COT

Announcements: 2.0 workout @ Womble today, SW team training for June 1st Sprint Tri for anyone interested.

Prayer Requests:  Praise for YHC’s sister who was cured of Lymes disease. Prayer’s for marriages, our military and our country’s leadership.

YHC took us out.

20….and that’s a wrap

YHC roped Aquaman into the warm up this morning after he said Friday he wasn’t 100% for going. His post advertising on Facebook was all that was needed to give him warm up responsibilities and ensure a post – Bulls Eye’s (South Wake’s first, and only, Fritter Foundation member) was present as well – t-claps!

No one took YHC up on EC, so the old U-Turn route was ran to get a good sense of comparison between the two. Think the new one is hillier. Came back into the Starbucks parking lot ~0548 to no one there, so another mile was dialed up. When coming back up the parking lot was bustling with activity as the circle had formed.

Warm Up:

Good morning, SSH, right over left, left over right
The Workout:

Standard loop. A few pax did Slide Rule’s ~10k route by adding a mile inside of 12 oaks.
Mary:

Some bike riding, some OYO stretching, some coffee
Announcements:

See announcement posts.
T-Claps (Recognition):

Bulls Eye for doing Fritter and getting back out on Saturday morning!
Prayer:

Crab Legs, Shredder, unspoken

Merry Go Round at Cletus

Warm Up: 21 PAX got the blood flowing as they moseyed over to back parking lot just to the side of the baseball fields. Pax circled up for some Sir Fozio arm cirlces 10 count cadence (forward and backwards), Good Mornings,  Imperial Walker’s, and last with Hillbillies (which I messed up on)

The Workout:  PAX gathered around a large circle with various exercise stations.  PAX performed as many repetitions as possible in 90 seconds of each exercise  and recorded the results in front of the station with a piece of caulk.  The goal was to do the most repetitions and record your results for others to beat.   After the 90 seconds,  PAX  ran around counterclockwise and went to the next station for a different exercise.  Exercises included Star Jumps, Flutter Kicks, Jump Rope (Yoda killed it and looked like Rocky), Merkin’s, Burpees, Kettle Bell swings, Weighted  Squats, Weighted Overhead Squats, Curls for the Girls, Prisoner Squats, World War II’s, and a few I probably forgot to mention. Pax moseyed back to the courts.

Mary: Due to time running out, I  got the guys ready for tonight with 30 in cadence Pickle Pounders.
Announcements: First Saturday 2.0 at Womble 9:00am. Burgerfeet recruiting help for hurricane victims rebuild, Breath taker auction.  Honor to lead!
T-Claps (Recognition): EC Yogurt and Banana Seat. Banana Seat outbid Yogurt for breath taker!
Prayer: Moby’s father, Shredder, Crab legs with possible drug trial.

We had a name but can’t remember it…

There was a name for this BB that was discussed during the workout but it has escaped.

YHC, despite Carpex resistance to start a new Kettlebell style AO on a SUNDAY in Cary, decided to come down where he first had his vigin Q many months ago to brush up on his Kettlebell tactics.  Not to mention YHC had not Q’d since early February when he relocated to Cary.  Always a pleasure to see all the South Wake PAX but due to YHC’s limited availability a good beat down with more running than usual was planned.

Warm Up:

Lap around the parking lot then circled up for the following:

SSH ICx20

Imperial Walkers ICx15

Hillbillies ICx15

Peter Parkers x10

Standard Merkin x10

The Workout:

Partner Up

Partner 1 runs a lap

Partner 2 does 100 presses with a KB or plate, 200 shoulder presses with a KB or plate, and 300 goblet squats

 

John Cusack to stage

Partner 1 does L/R step ups (10 each side)

Partner 2 does 30 KB or plate curls for the girls, 25 rut rows, and 20 KB swings

 

Mosey to the Playground

Partner 1 does 10 pullups

Partner 2 does turkish getups

Flapjack, wash, rinse, repeat

 

Mosey back to the Stage

Partner 1 does BTTW

Partner 2 does LBCs ICx20

Flapjack then Partner 1 does People’s Chair while Partner 2 does Mountain Climbers ICx20

 

Everyone and everything back to the non-present flag

Mary:

6 inch hold ICx20

Freddie Mercury ICx15

Catalina Whine Makers OYOx10

WWII’s with KB to 15

Announcements:

Charity Golf tourney coming up to raise money for Healing Transitions

South Wake Dads and 2.0’s workout tomorrow at Womble at 0900

T-Claps (Recognition):

5 packs, 3 packs, and Fritters

Prayer:

Crab legs clinical trials coming up on Tuesday, unspoken

AMRAP

AMRAP stands for “as many reps/rounds as possible” and thusly speed and high heart rates were the plât du jour. Martini returned for the first time in a while to Sheepdog, and Third Cousin was brand-new to this AO.

Warm Up:

Arms-out imperial walkers, daisy Pickers, side-straddle hop, mosey to the back where PAX was greeted with various paraphernalia of pain.

The Workout:

Post Warm-up warm-up: partners work up to 100 total butterfly sit-ups. Partner 1 does as many sit-ups as possible while Partner 2 does a 2 times through a Vinyasa flow, and when he’s done, partners switch. The Vinyasa flow starts in standing position and you move with your breath, so you breathe out as you touch your toes, then in as you lift up halfway then out as you go back down to your toes, put your legs back, and lower yourself down to your chest. then you breathe in while you raise up to a Cobra position, then breathe out as you push back to downward dog, then breathe in as you raise your right leg, and out as you bring your leg forward between your hands. Breathe in as you stand up into warrior one, and out as you settle down into it nice and deeply. Breathe in as you windmill your hands back to your feet, and breathe out as you pull your left leg in then go to standing. Repeat, but with the left leg first, and that is one round. Repeat both legs again for round two, then switch to sit-ups, and your partner goes to the vinyasa flow.

Once everyone was warmed up, the real work began.

Still with partners, 3 stations, 2 minutes per station, counting up the variable reps in competition with the other partner teams. Go through all three stations, then repeat.

  1. Station One: 10 elastic-band thrusters while partner does bar-hopover burpees, then switch roles, passing off the burpee count as you go, and writing down your total burpees at the end of 2 minutes
  2. Station Two: 10 jump squats while partner does dips. Keep going until 2 mins is up, rotating every 10 squats, then total your dips.
  3. Station Three: 20 deep knee strikes while partner does Man-Makers (Merkin position, hands on 35lb dumbbells; do a Merkin, and once up, do a row with one arm, then Merkin, then other arm row (with the dumbbell in hand of course!)

Congrats to Norm and Martini for getting the highest count! (Although Q noticed the thrusters needed some form work 🙂 )

Combatives

Combos: single punch, then double punch, then double punch followed by a front kick. With vim and vigour!

Mary:

Around-the circle: each PAX picked an exercise and called count or casence.

Announcements:

First-Saturday 2.0 workout 9am tomorrow at Womble.

T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

Norm going to Asheboro for National Guard drills this weekend; overwork at Cupid’s job; Shredder; Dovetail’s sister in Siberia just having a hard time staying motivated about teaching there.

Always Have a Plan B

Prelude:  Arriving early to Kenny’s Grave, your QIC parked his car and headed to the basketball court with ladder and scissors in hand.  (Disclaimer:  No running occurred with scissors in hand.) I had visions of a Final Four beatdown working solely on the four corners of the basketball court.  The prize at the end of the workout would be a picture of a PAX “simulating” cutting down the nets as the other PAX looked in awe of the brother/team of brothers that went above and beyond during the planned workout.   Well crap.  Wouldn’t you know it but the net was made of chains!  Always have a Plan B.  And as Modify would say, “sometimes you just have to “Modify as needed.”  Q took his ladder and scissors back to the car and drove over to the other parking lot.

Warm Up:  Just as Banana Seat predicted, PAX came rolling in with minutes to spare.  We thought we hit max capacity until a tiny European car promoted by JLo came screeching in right at 530 am.  And with Cupid’s arrival, (no penalty Burpees given), the PAX were off to a nice run around the ball field under +50 deg F conditions.   PAX circled up under the lights in the adjacent parking lot for the following exercises:  20 SSH; 10 Daisy pickers; 10 Good AM, 10 Sir Fazio Arm Circles (F/B).  Excitement of the PAX was high, as well as the pollen count, with a sighting of a lost F3 brother – R-22 and a guaranteed beat-down by a guest Q – your #HIM.  Banana Seat was smiling since this was the third/forth time he has had a Guest Q at Kenny’s Grave with word on the street of a VQ next week too.  BS has promised to return the favor and guest Q down the road at Possum Trot in the near future.

The Workout:  PAX headed to the bathroom walls with rounds of Frankensteins, Open Gates and Prisoner Lunges.  At the two flags, Q called for Jack Webs (1 merkin, followed by 3 air arm pushes from our knees); a mis-count by the Q lead to a count of 7/21.  PAX headed to the bathroom wall for 10 cadence counts of Seated Chair, Balls to the Walls and Australian Mountain Climbers (Rinse & Repeat).  The second AMC went much better as PAX were initially confused by the exercise. (Q had learned this exercise from Breach while posting at Ground Pounder the week before).  With arms burning, PAX moseyed to the parking lot for quick feet (L-R) up and down the curbs in the parking lot.  Plank hold for the 6th, Q led PAX for additional quick feet (R-L) up and down the parking lot curb.  PAX were instructed to find their very own parking space for a build-a-bear workshop consisting of a bear crawl to the curb, 0ne merkin, hand walk side to side on curb, additional two merkins, and bear crawl reverse to opposite parallel line from initial start.  Q called out Rinse and Repeat but doubled the number of merkins to two and four.

Since Gump was closest to my vehicle, Q asked him to grab the four foot, four inch PVC pipe filled with water (coupon).  PAX lined up for an Indian run.  Lead PAX switched off carrying the Coupon as PAX slowly ran from parking lot to the basketball court covered in pollen.  Coupon left on bench as PAX lined up on the out of bounds line for the next beat down, I mean exercise.  Q instructed PAX would do seven’s with 1 frog jump, side shuffle across the court to the opposite out-of-bounds line and then execute 6 of R-22’s favorite exercise:  the burpee.  PAX side shuffled back and forth until sevens were completed.  Modify gave Dauber a 10 count.  PAX lined up closely up against the fence in BTTW.  Last PAX bear-crawled under each PAX getting back into BTTW until every PAX made it through.  PAX got on their six while laying on the three-point semi-circle and Q called the following 10 cadence count/count exercises:  Homer to Marge (added L&R leg up too); WW IIs; LBCs; Lo-slo flutters; American Hammers; Box cutters; and Freddie Mercury.  With time still left on the clock, PAX performed suicides running to each of the four lines on the court but back-pedaling on the return.  Ten star jumps, 10 frog jumps and 10 monkey humpers were added for fun.  Movement was continuous with very few breaks to the delight of the PAX.

Mary:  Yoga stretches including pigeon, three legged table, chaturanga, etc.

Announcements:  Saturday 2.0; Dad’s Camp; See Slack/FB

TClaps:  Took a page from Fed Ex and asked PAX to think about something positive in their life that has either happened or will happened soon.  Many PAX shared positive things including their kid’s solid job interview, great co-partnering /raising of kids by two separated parents, a new home-brew, an up-coming concert with his son, new little league baseball/coaching, things better on the work front and other positive events on the homefront/other.

Prayer:  silent/unspoken; Dauber took us out.

F3 Brother Highlighting the 6th:  Dovetail – Jess Hines (bio below)

 

Born in Minnesota in ’84, moved to the mountains of the Atomic City, home of the Manhattan Project, Los Alamos, NM at age 2. Was homeschooled all the way through. Had a younger brother who passed away a year ago from colon cancer, have a younger sister who is teaching right now in Siberia (and doing outdoor workouts in 20-below sometimes!). Mom and Dad live in Charlotte. Went to school at Harding University in Searcy, Arkansas, the Armpit of the South (seriously, it’s more humid than here) where I met my wife. The family moved from NM to NC in 2007, and I got married later that year.
Been at F3 since about the beginning of 2017—Boy George introduced me. Got the name Dovetail because I had just started practicing making dovetails with hand tools, which I like restoring and using. Recently ran my first-ever half marathon in Wilmington (which, as a CrossFit guy, I never would have done without the influence of my F3 brothers). Currently site Q for Sheepdog on Friday mornings while Shredder is recovering from knee surgery.
In addition to F3, I’m also thankful that I recently found out about David Wood (through the Cross Examined podcast) and his excellent YouTube content at Acts17Apologetics, as I’m big on apologetics and worldview studies.

 

Thank you for the opportunity to lead you men!  Dauber QIC

Final Four Partner Pain

PAX: BlueHen, SlideRule*, PeakWeek, M4L, Particle Board, Cowboy*, Warbucks*, 187, AxE, DaBusiness

As the Q rolled up in the swamp donkey with PeakWeek for week 2 of TigerBlood it was great to see the PAX getting in some EC running toward the school. Little did they know this would be a run heavy workout today with a final four spin.

It was great to see some new faces out to TigerBlood for the first time.  A quick welcome and the group was off….

Warm Up:

Run down the street leading to the track for warm-ups in the parking lot.

  • Daniel-Son (request from 187) – IC HiYA X 4
  • Little Baby SSH IC X 14
  • Slow Good Mornings IC X 4
  • Windmill  IC X 4
  • Merkins hold on the down X 4

 

The Workout:

To get things started the PAX partnered up and headed over to the opening for the track.  With a partner the PAX got in 4 hot laps around the track completing a mile.  Each lap should get quicker staying with your accountability partner.  The PAX held the plank hold until all groups finished.

The PAX started the Indian Run over to the large soccer field behind the middle school for a couple of rounds of 4 Corners. Here is how it went down…

Round 1 1st Corner: 14 merkins, 2nd  Corner: 14 one arm out merkins  3rd Corner: hand release merkins X 14 4th Corner: merkin claps X 14.  Partners did the wheelbarrow, switching as needed,  between the 1st and 2nd corner and 3rd and 4th corner. All PAX held the squat hold at each corner to complete the merkins together.  Partners did the Partner Carry, switching as needed, between the 2nd and 3rd corner and 4th and 1st corner.

Round 2 –  1st Corner: 14  IC Low Slow Flutter, 2nd Corner: 14 IC American Hammer, 3rd Corner: 14 plank jacks, 4th corner: Crab Humpers X 14.  Partners did bunny hops with arms locks (took one from Moby’s playbook) between the 1st and 2nd corner and 3rd and 4th corner. All PAX held the squat hold at each corner to complete the ab exercises together.  Partners sprinted  between the 2nd and 3rd corner and 4th and 1st corner.

With all PAX almost gassed everyone made their way over towards the retaining wall on the far parking lot of the elementary school.  SlideRule may have thought it was time to get the knees bloody, but that wasn’t the case.  The Pax were instructed to hold the plank on the curb moving towards the front of the lot in and Indian Plank Slide.  Two rounds and the PAX were off to finish things up and return to the parking lot, however a quick detour to get in Tiger print hops first.

Mary:

  • Round on Guantanamo
  • 4 inch leg hold X 14, 14 inch leg hold X 14, 4 inch leg hold X 14, and 14 inch leg hold X 14
  • Homer to Marge IC X 14
  • Boat Canoe IC X 14

It is always fun leading the group.  Everyone really got after it today, I believe we came in just short of 3 miles for the workout – Great Work!

Announcements:

F3 SouthWake Dad’s workout this Saturday, 9am at Womble led by PeakWeek and RogerRoger.  M4L and I are planning a Ruck beer tour convergence in May – stay tuned for more.  F3 Dads camp in August at Camp Seagull.  Look out for the registration.

Prayer:

Moby’s dad, CrabLegs, Shredder.

A little parking lot work at Disney

YHC was working on 5 days in a row of posting since AGS on Sunday and was doubting his commitment to Pablo to Q Disney.  The body was saying “no” but the heart was saying “Hell yeah”.  I found my commitment (not motivation) and rose from the fart sack to post.  Several showed for extra credit but YHC missed that!

Warm Up:  A short lap around the parking lot mixing in some high knees along the way.  Great to see New Mexico drive up and join us as we started.  No penalty burpees.  We circled up for a warmup on this clear 42 degree morning.

  • Good morning x 10 I.C.
  • Daisy Pickers x 20 I.C.
  • Standard Merkins x 20
  • Goof Balls x 15 I.C.
  • Arm Stretches and Michael Phelps

The Workout:

Form 2 groups and indian run to the Middle Creek High School

  • Apple Sauce Indian Run
  • Pax at rear does one burpee before running to the front
  • (New Mexico was our drill sergeant)

We gathered at the corner of the Middle Creek parking lot for the instructions on 10 Rounds with Tyson

Five pain stations (Corners and Lower Center)  – 10 reps of same exercise at each of the 5 stops (50 reps each lap).  Goal is always 10 laps but rarely have time  Laps were

  • Round 1:  Standard Merkins
  • Round 2: Prisoner Squats
  • Round 3:  LBC (cadence)
  • Round 4:  Wide Grip Merkins
  • Round 5:  Mountain Climbers
  • Round 6: Brokeback Derkins

…we ran out of time!

Indian Run (no apple sauce) back to the start for COT

Mary:  Low Slow Flutter

Announcements:  Maybeline – 18 posts in a row.  2.0 workout this Saturday at Womble – Peak Week and Roger Roger have your Q – info on Slack / Facebook

Prayer:  Prayers for Crablegs as next Tuesday he is going for an experimental ALS drug – prayers he gets it.  New Mexico’s 2.0 for asthma – Moby’s father – Glass Jaw’s Grandfather.  Unspoken

Always an honor men!

♪♫♬Ooooh that smell ♪♫♬ Can’t you smell that smell ♪♫♬

♪♫♬Ooooh that smell ♪♫♬ Can’t you smell that smell ♪♫♬ Ooooh that smell ♪♫♬ The smell of warmed over garbage and rubber surrounds you ♪♫♬

Pre-EC: Skidmark, did like 4 miles before we got there…  Overachiever 😛

Warm Up: Frankensteins, Daisy Pickers, High Knees

The Workout (Main Course):  The pre-blast advertised turkey and dessert but the smell was anything but that.  The smell at R4TJ was somewhat thematic to it’s iconic name, warmed over wet garbage that the cold morning air easily carried to our noses.  MMM… MMM…  None-the-less, the PAX that made it out of bed this morning (those that didnt know who they are…) readily took on their running challenge – THE TURKEY!!!  5 miles including Sportsmanship Way (Head), Main (Neck – the best part in my opinion), Holly Springs Rd (Breast), Linksland Dr (Tail feathers), Crossway (Back), Main (Neck again), and finishing back at the end of Sportsmanship Way (Head again).  Along this festive route there was accountability, finding Nemo, the smell of burning rubber in the neck/breast region, picking up the six, near-merlot-ing on Crossway, good conversations, and you name it.  Well done PAX, hope you felt satisfied after all that Turkey.

Mary:  More affiliated with lambs… not Turkeys…

Announcements:

  • Good chat about the DeeDee 5k – make an effort to be there next year.  Great running opportunity with 2.0s
  • Lots of Mumblechatter about those things already posted in announcements on Slack

Prayer:

  • Crablegs, Shredder
  • Full House took us out

Post-EC (Dessert): Yogurt hosted UTI for some sprint repeats on the Ting ramp…  Good Stuff!  Come on out and join Yogurt for this Mondays and Wednesdays.  Its good and good for you.

 

Rams pooped in his glove

Warm Up

A fun jog to Ram’s car to get his gloves followed by another jog down next to the horseshoe pit for warmup consisting of:  SSH, Imperial Walkers and various stretches.

 

The Workout

Jog to rock pile and grab some traveling rocks

John Cusack across Grigsby with several stops to do the following:

Girls for the girls, triceps extensions, full body press, derkins and erkins on the fence and plank Indian bear crawl

On the other side of Grigsby… bearly curling down the road with crab walk rock kicks back up the road

Return the rocks repeating some of the previously stated exercises

Run up small hill 5 times with 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 double merkins

Bear crawl merkin pyramid in grass parking lot then head to Mary

 

Mary

Plank-o-rama

Freddy Mercurys

WWII

Protractor

 

Announcements

Guess Q by Art Vandalay (Trevor Cundiff) at next week’s Thunder (10-Apr)

 

Prayer Request

Crab Legs and Shredder