Yogurt – F3 South Wake

Dance Pop Mosey!

April 4, 2025/in Cletus /QIC: Mr. Terrific
PAX: @p.s.i, BnB, Foot Fault, Mr. Terrific, Shooting Blanks, Yogurt

Music played for entire workout, including an AI song with a happy singer encouraging us. We were supposed to name her (it?) but we totally forgot amongst the mumble chatter.
Here is the Cletus Dance Pop song for your enjoyment!
FNGs: n/a
Warm Up: Side straddle hops, rotating side straddle hops, Frankensteins with flair, Daisey pickers, hillbillies, imperial walkers, seal claps, home school high five
The Workout: Mosey to 7s Star jumps / Lunges I/C with Karokes in between
Mosey to Wall for people’s chair and balls to the wall
Mosey to Aussie Pullups and Squats
Mosey to tower for popcorn plank exercises
Mosey to Lunges
Mosey to Rock exercises (curls for the girls, tris for the guys, rut rows, ground pounder, wonder bra and one more)
Mary: LBCs, reverse LBCs, Heel taps, Homer to Marge, Picke Pounders

Announcements: T-Claps (Recognition): Prayer: Tax deadline stress, World Peace and avoiding world war whatever

Around the Library, through the tunnel, up the switchbacks

March 30, 2025/in Any Given Sunday /QIC: Mr. Terrific
PAX: Foot Fault, Full House, Moose, Mr. Terrific, Pikachu, U.T.I, Wild Turkey, Yogurt

FNGs: n/a Warm Up: n/a The Workout: Mary: n/a Announcements: Wake County Speedway this Friday for family fun, Clay shooting at Drake’s this Sunday. T-Claps (Recognition): Support for Wild Turkey’s M, Mr. Terrific not getting lost on the route and showing up on time Prayer: Unspoken

Noice Ordinance Choppa Q

February 27, 2025/in Noise Ordinance /QIC: JC Prince
PAX: @sardine, @skittles, Best In Show, Bosshogg, Breach, Cancun, Choppa, FannyPack, FlipPhone, Fram, LED, Mr. Terrific, Six Inch, U.T.I, Wide Right, Wild Turkey, Yogurt

FNGs: 2 now Rump and Goldfish

Warm Up:SSH, Good Mornings, windmills, Hillbillies

The Workout:partner Sandbag throw 50 yards while one partner does merkins

roll the dice for workout while one pax carries a 80pound sandbag

Mary:none

Announcements:Adopt a highway March 8th 10:30am Vote for Best in Shows of

T-Claps (Recognition):Breach and Shooting Blanks in The race for the sun. Yogurt in a mountain bike race Prayer: for guys that aren’t here

4 Tour the ponds

February 5, 2025/0 Comments/in Running 4 the John /QIC: Mr. Terrific
PAX: @mrterrific, Batboy, Jellybeans, Yogurt

FNGs: none Warm Up: none The Workout: 5.3 mile route turned in 7ish miles. Ran from Ting Park to Kilimanjaro Hill to Veterans Park to Jones to Earp back to Ting Park. Mary: none Announcements: Concealed carry planned by @bestinshow in April. T-Claps (Recognition): n/a Prayer: Unspoken prayers

Paradise City – Burpees and Speed

August 19, 2024/in Paradise City /QIC: Yogurt
PAX: @Karoake, Full House, H1N1, Kenny G, Wild Turkey, Yogurt

EC: Full House, H1N1, Yogurt

FNGs: None, but @Karoake could be considered a Kotter

Warm Up: 5 burpees OYO, 10 GMs, 5 more burpees OYO, 25 SSH, 25 OH claps. Circled the fields and tennis courts a couple of times with minimum 5 burpees OYO at each corner, plus one exercise, including merkins, big-boy sit-ups, and OH claps.

Main Event 1: Suicides on tennis courts. Been a long time since we visited these. Recalled immediately that fenced sections are three courts wide, which worked out great.

Each run = Far sideline court 1, back; far sideline court 2, back; far sideline court 3, back.

Exercises upon completing each run = Plank jacks, shoulder taps, OH presses

Finished with one last run to far sideline court 3, Karaoke led the way.

Main event 2: Sprints on Ramp

Format: Similar to suicides – Sprint to first blue sign “Foul ball area,” walk back; Sprint to second sign, walk back; Sprint to third sign, walk back. We had time for only three, but everyone accelerated.

Mary: Stretched those hammies while they were warm.

Announcements: 3-Alarm event is on, just like every Tuesday. This week, there will be extended fellowship afterwards.

Prayer: Full House dad in hospital. H1N1 death in family and co-worker’s family.

Hope all have a productive week.

6 years is a long time but not that long

July 23, 2024/in Purple Cobra /QIC: Dumbo
PAX: @carnival, @skittles, 187, Abe, Batboy, Best In Show, Choppa, Cornholio, DownRange, Dumbo, Emeril, Full House, Gillette, Hasslehoff, Jellybeans, M4Life, Maddog, McNugget, Mr. Terrific, Pikachu, Pumpkin Spice, Pumps, Skidmark, Sprinkler, TomTom, U.T.I, Vasoline, Wild Turkey, Yogurt

So great to have 29 in the gloom this morning to help me celebrate 6 years with F3. This group has changed my life and I hope to continue paying that forward. It’s a whole lot more than a workout!!!

FNGs: none

Warm Up: SSH, Windmill, Imperial Walkers, Mosey, Good Morning, Sir Fazio Arm Circles, Mosey

The Workout: Cones were set up about 10 yards apart. PAX performed the following exercises: 5 burpees, 10 lunges, 15 imperial walkers, 20 merkins, 25 plank jacks and 30 squats. We went through the circuit 4 times traveling by bear crawl, lunge walk, broad jump and bunny hop. Between sets mosey to the disc golf tee box and perform ab exercises to wait on the 6.

Mary: Low slow flutter, LBC, Homer to Marge, big boy sit ups, box cutters

Announcements:

T-Claps (Recognition): The PAX of F3!!!

Prayer: Emeril knee surgery, Gillette colleague that was killed

Moist Is the Only Way To Describe It

July 15, 2024/in UFO /QIC: Gump
PAX: @BumbleBee, Banana Seat, Best In Show, Bleeder, Clunker, Cupid, Dauber, FlipPhone, Fram, Go-Gurt, Gump, Jellybeans, LED, Mulch, Pikachu, Rico, Roaming Gnome, SendIt, Sombrero, Sparky, Tumbleweed, Wham-o, Yogurt

24 PAX for some very moist Ultimate and YHC 9 Year week. Prayers for Rico’s situation!

“Shouldn’t we have yoga mats for this?

May 16, 2024/in Noise Ordinance /QIC: Fram
PAX: Batboy, Best In Show, DownRange, Fram, Mufasa, Pikachu, Pumpkin Spice, Ricoh_Suave, Six Inch, Tom Tom, Vasoline, Yogurt

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Squat hold while we fiddle F@#$ around trying to get the Mission Statement, 15-18 burpees total before we were saved by Yogurt. 50 SSH I/C, Frankenstein I/C. Plank hold until we went around and said the 5 core values. This was a struggle too…pretty sure we said about ten and repeated Peer lead at least 3x.

The Workout:

Thang 1: Dragon Fly Merkins (4 man teams) BC 4 parking spaces leader holds plank until all PAX are in. Feet on plank leader 5 merkins each. Rinse and repeat until all PAX hold plank.

Thang 2: Each PAX had to get 200 jump ropes in. Single leg lunge foot on the curb: 3 count down and up. 10 counts total. Squat same I/C count, Willie Mays Hayes (big chest/pull toes off ground) 3 count each side 10. Rinse and repeat with lunge/squat and WMH variations until all ropes are done.

Thang 3: BTTW modified Jack Webbs. BTTW I/C 1 / Halleljuhas I/C 20. Rinse and Repeat but ascend the BTTW to 20 I/C and Halleljuhas descend to 1.

Mary: None…everyone hurting after Thang 3. There may have been some cussing in the church lot. Sorry, Lord.

Announcements: Painting, Man night, Moving Downrange.

T-Claps (Recognition): Prayer: Pikachu’s M. Travels, Health, Gratitude unspoken. YHC took us out.

How many Jump Ropes?

May 9, 2024/in To Be Determined /QIC: Fram
PAX: Abe, Best In Show, Bleeder, Choppa, firefly, Kosher, M4Life, Nickleback, P.S.I. 006, Wide Right, Yogurt, Yoshi

FNGs: None

Warm Up:5 min of various

The Workout:

ME: Thang 1

Squat Jumps /Speed Skaters
High knees/Forward Back Feet
Tuck jumps / Leg swings
Calf raises / Heisman
Lateral bounds/single-leg Deadlift
Butt kicks/Jump Lunges
1000 jump ropes per PAX.

Thang 2: Yoga

Mary: During Yoga

Announcements: Painting, Q-sheet

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer: Lost family members, Injured Pax, unspoken (YHC took us out)

A Roll of the Dice

April 19, 2024/in Cletus /QIC: Abe
PAX: BnB, Emeril, Fanny Pack, Moose, Nemo, Pikachu, Psi, Slide Rule, Wide Right, Wiggly, Yogurt

FNGs: none

Warm Up: SSH, Good Mornings, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Sir Fazio Arm Circles, Seal Claps, Overhead Claps, Willie Mayes Hayes

The Workout: Today we followed the dice. Always a fun time (in my opinion at least) because you get to go on a field trip and you never know what you’ll get. Somehow, bear crawls, balls to the wall and absolutions showed up on the dice as well. Weird. About 1.75 miles and a bunch of merkins, side stradle hops and lunges in between.

Mary: LBCs, WWIIs, Homer-to-Marge, Poop Eaters, a bit of stretching

Announcements: Beer ruck on Saturday starting at 12, Spring Classic on Saturday (if you’re not running, help at an aid station)

T-Claps: Slide Rule and Wiggly coming back out to the gloom. Missed ya fellas.

Prayer: Unspoken, Banana Seat’s family

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