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Carry Each Other’s Burdens

EC: Emeril, Skid Mark, Nemo, Dumbo, Maybelline, Dawg Pound

Warm Up:

Lap around the lot then some standard warm-up exercises: SSH, Imperial Walkers/Hillbillies, Good Mornings, Sir Fazio Arm Circles.  One more lap around the lot.

The Workout:

Grab all of the gear (2- 3″ firehose logs, 2- 3″ firehose bundles, numerous kettlebells).  The journey we set out on included one lap around the soccer field with various pain stations.  The gear was only carried and not used at any station, this will be explained later.  First stop was at the stage, box jumps and B2W.  Second stop playground, pull ups and merkins. Third stop shelter, Urkins/Derkins/dips/squats.  Fourth stop tennis court, suicides/11s (people’s chair/merkins)/suicides.  Fifth stop along the path for some Broke Back merkins.  Walked back to flag and put gear in the middle of the circle to start Mary.

Mary:

Low slow flutter and LBCs

Announcements:

North/South Convergence Saturday, 30 March.

Check the Slackbook

Prayer:

Maggie/Clay/Crab Legs Always/Unspoken/Happy Birthday Roger Roger

Life Tips by CHiPs: All of the gear was carried throughout the workout to demonstrate the many burdens that we carry around daily.  The gear was not used during the exercises, but hauled from location to location on purpose. This was to demonstrate how meaningless it is to carry our burdens around endlessly, and by doing so, it weakens us mentally and physically for the important moments in life that we need all of our strength to tackle. It is a reminder that we are much stronger when we are not carrying our burdens around alone.  We as men are fixers and never want to appear weak, so we try to fix our hurts by ourselves (alcohol/porn/other addictions) and think that appearing like we “have it all together” it makes us look strong.  Well, that’s a lie!  Paul tells us in Galatians 6:2, “Carry each others burdens, and this way you will fulfill the *law of Christ (*Golden Rule).  We must have men in our life that we can talk to about our hurts/struggles/thoughts, and in so doing we “carry each other’s burdens.”  The enemy, Satan, prowls around like a roaring lion seeking someone to devour.  His main objective is to “steal, kill, and destroy” the very thing you hold dear.  We are constantly under attack and need to be ready.  Therefore, I challenge each PAX to find another man in their life that they can talk to and form a shield lock with when the crap hits the fan.

Beta TigerBlood

PAX: Brony, PeakWeek, BlueHen, SlideRule, Da Business, Wiggly, Spanx, Dawgpound, Buford, Pikachu

It is always a difficult decision to start a new AO, but we have seen over the years that this is how we grow and attract new FNG’s. With numbers consistently north of the 12 at Disney it was time to plant a new flag. Since there isn’t currently an AO at Holly Ridge Middle/Elementary today was a beta run to see if this was an ideal location with enough pain stations. The Q hasn’t spent any time at this location, but did some Google Earth reconnaissance and the site appeared to have several good options, plenty of parking, and limited houses. The goal of today was to cover the property and pull out of the bag exercises as they seemed appropriate.  It was a rainy morning for a beta test and some mumble chatter second guessing why they decided this was a good idea, but 10 PAX braved the conditions to see what this site has to offer.  A quick mosey to the front of the Middle school to take some cover from the rain before it was GO time and then we were off.

Warm Up:

Mosey run along the front left side of the middle school towards to the back of the middle school parking lot for warm up.

SSSH X 20

Daisy Picker X 10

Squat hold Fazio Arm Circle X 10 rotate X 10

Windmill X 10

Site Map


The Workout:

Mosey down the stairs to the track.  We couldn’t find an entrance so we jumped the fence, only later to find a wide open entrance further down.  A hot lap of catch me if you can with a partner.  Partner drops down for 5 merkins, sprints to catch the partner, repeat until we all get a lap in.  Jump back over the fence with some groans (some aren’t as nimble and agile as Pikachu).  We gave the bleachers a test for stability with a round of step ups.

Mosey away from the track and towards a path running behind the track and baseball field.  It is here that we discovered a wide open entrance for the track. Continued to run along the path (several uneven sections but no cuts Yet) and continue along this path leading out behind the elementary school.

The PAX divided into three groups.  Group 1 did 10 Pole Jump ups on one playground, Group 2 did 10 dips on second set of playground equipment, and Group 3 did 10 (5 each) pull ups on third set of playground equipment.  The groups rotating until each group completed one set.

Mosey out to the long parking lot on the right side of the elementary school for a round of suicide runs.  Run each light pole and sprint back until we covered the entire parking lot.

The PAX moved over to large, uneven retaining wall across from the parking lot.  Three sets of 20 count New Mexican Quick Feet and 20 count of balls to the wall.  SlideRule got in too tight with his balls to the wall causing a knee injury on the way down.  He took one for the team but kept going strong.

Indian run over to the front of the elementary school and a lap around what appeared to be a kickball field.  The PAX moved over to the center of the field for a round for Starfish.  Brony’s rain jacket was placed in the middle of the star and the PAX split into three group around the jacket.  Group one did 10 merkins, group two did 10 wide-grip merkins, and group three did 10 diamond merkins.  After each group was finished they bear crawled to the center(jacket) for 5 burpees and out to the next station(corner of the star) until all three stations were complete.

Quick mosey over to the front of the school to see what we had to work with.  There was plenty of cover along the walkway leading into the school.  Tiger prints (we think) were covering the walkway so it only made sense to leap frog each tiger print until we covered the walkway.  1 round of dips and urkins on the tables in front of the school.

Quick mosey back to the parking lot where the fun started for Mary.

Mary:

Guantanamo’s – 1 round

American Hammer – X 10

Windshield Wiper – X11

Boat Canoe – X10

JaLo – X10

Peter Parkers – X10

Quick discussion about the new site.  While it doesn’t have all of the options that Disney has, it is a promising new site location…..plenty of large parking lots, a track (that we think we can use), very large soccer field behind the elementary school, baseball field behind the middle school, good cover, limited houses nearby, and Blood Drawn on the first workout.  Several names were thrown out, but we quickly settled on Tiger (paws in front of school) + Blood (SlideRule’s jacked up knee) = TigerBlood.

Thanks for those that came out to help test this site location.  I look forward to helping get this new AO up and running.  SlideRule set the bar high drawing blood…. Challenge accepted.  Come on out next Thursday to join!


Announcements:

Helping CrabLegs with work around the house on Sunday from 2-5.  See Pikachu’s weekly announcements.

Prayer:

SlideRule’s knee, CrabLegs, those recovering.

The Few, The Brave, The Nutcrackers…

It was a cold and dark morning with temps in the mid 30’s which apparently led some to enjoy the fartsack rather than tread out into the gloom. As a result numbers were a bit lighter than normal. A fact that was being discussed as two more PAX graced the parking lot with their presence just in time for a mosey around to the basketball court where our warmup ensued.
Incidentally YHC and PAX who were nearby were nearly ensnared during said mosey by some kind of metal wiring protruding into the sidewalk. An entirely unsuitable situation for an elementary school responsible for the safety of children. A strongly worded letter may be in order. The situation notwithstanding, we proceeded…

Warm Up:

Good Mornings x10 IC
SSH x 20 IC
Daisy Pickers x 15 IC
Sir Fazio Arm Circles –  x 10 forward/ x 10 backward IC
Moroccan Night clubs x 15 IC
Windmills x 10 IC

The Workout:

We started by partnering up in preparation for what was soon to be revealed as one of Moby’s least favorite exercises: the wheelbarrow. Partner 1 was in the horizontal position on the way down to a previously designated turnaround point where prior to switching places, partners did 10 Hand Clap Merkins, returned to the starting point via the wheelbarrow and completed another 10 Hand Clap Merkins.
R&R substituting 10 Squats for Hand Clap Merkins – which was a welcome change of pace.
We stayed in the same location for the next challenge: a classic Dora with the same partners…
Merkins x 100
LBC’s x 200
Squats x 400
Partner 1 chipped away at the above exercises while partner 2 ran to a designated point (about 100 yards) and upon returning switched places until all reps were complete.
Mosey to the rock/ brick pile to grab a cinder block. Partners lined up with their blocks on either side of the divider in the parking lot.
Round 1 = 10 reps: Partner 1 did Curls for the girls (IC); Partner 2 did Wonder Bras; Partners left their block in place and then ran around the divider to the other partner’s block – Partner 1 then did Wonder Bras and Partner 2 did Curls for the Girls.
Round 2 proceeded in the same fashion increasing reps to 15.
Round 3 – you guessed it – same thing but added another 5 reps for a total of 20.
Return the bricks and mosey to the front parking lot just in time for Mary…

Mary:

Low slow flutters x15
Freddie Mercuries x15
Plank Jacks x15
Homer to Marge x15
Pickle Pounders x15

Announcements:

  • Details to follow via Slack & FB.
  • Q school this Thursday at Womble Park (details on Slack/FB)
  • Yard Work this Sat. at Crab Legs’ house
  • Other announcements online

Prayer:

  • Shredder
  • Crab Legs
  • Cupid traveling for work
YHC took us out with prayer.
I hope everyone got their money’s worth and got at least a little stronger for being there.
Thanks for the honor of leading you this morning. Looking forward to next week…

DJ Pikachu

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YHC hadn’t Q’d in a while and wanted to make sure fritter was extra hard this week, so he asked Dawgpound for the Crazy Ivan Q early in the week. The morning almost ended with a Midget fartsack on the Q thanks to a faulty phone, but thankfully YHC woke up without an alarm at 4:44 – plenty of time to make 5:05 EC start. Crazy Time was sadly missed but The Sir Dawgpound held down the fort on that one.

Poor notes were taken regarding EC attendance – the ones that mattered for fritter were there (YHC and Dawgpound to stay current and Aquaman and ShamWow for new entry) and they were joined by a good contingency of at least Dumbo and Pablo.

Since Crazy Ivan is known for it’s DJs, YHC decided to plan a special playlist.

Warm Up:

Pax were asked to partner up with an accountability partner of similar speed and we were off.

We started in silence (music wise at least) – SSH x15 IC. At this point the mumble chatter was pretty strong because of the silence (despite YHC’s speaker) so the playlist was fired up.

Shake It Off – T Money (Taylor Swift)

We did some more warm up – Fazio Arm Circles, Mountain Climber x10 IC, Standard Merkin x10 IC, Michael Felps (to shake it off some).

The Workout:

We then moved into the thing – one partner does a workout with the kettlebell, the other runs a lap around the parking lot. Switch when the running partner is back, and change workouts when the song changes.

Fourth Of July – Fall Out Boy

Kettlebell swings. These got old

The Man – The Killers

Here’s where we mixed it up. Partners stopped running and we did a themed workout. Plankjacks throughout the song, burpees every time the word man is said. This ended the mumble chatter (well, other than the complaining).

Blank Space – T Money

More Taylor to keep Dawgpound happy so he’ll let me Q again sometime. We did Turkish Getups to feel manly while listening to this.

Rockstar – Nickelback

Pistol Rows at Dumbo’s suggestion. These also got old.

Thunder – Imagine Dragons

Here we go again – bring in the partners, no running. Hold Plank during song, Merkin everytime Thunder is said.

Like a Boss – The Lonely Island

Short song. Curls with partners running. Fun song to introduce the pax to.

Flower (B-Sides) Bring Sally Up – Moby (Not that Moby)

Pax was getting the hang of things now. No running – squats to bring sally up/bring sally down.

I’m On A Boat – The Lonely Island

Another fun song to introduce the pax to.

In  The End – Linkin Park

Single legged deadlifts.

Thunderstruck – AC/DC

Another classic, but a different workout. LBCs throughout, Turkish Getup (unweighted) everytime Thunder/Thunderstruck is said.
Mary:

Despite the protests of the pax Thunderstruck did not count as Mary. We ended with some Pickle Pounders, Heels to the Heavens, and weighted World War 2s.
Announcements:

See Slack/FB. Q School and Mason Dixon Convergence.
Prayer:

Shredder, Crab Legs, unspoken.

 

Always an honor and privilege men – thank you.

Disney’s very own has the Q

Did you know that Dumbo was Walt Disney’s favorite movie he made?  Seems like a fitting place for YHC’s virgin Q.  Thanks for the opportunity to lead you 31 Pax.

EC: Aquaman, Bulls Eye, Dahmer, Dawgpound, Maybelline, Nemo, Pikachu, ShamWow!, Warbucks

Warm Up: Quick mosey through the half pipe and back to the parking lot.  PAX circled up for the following: 24 SSH IC, 12 Good Mornings IC, 10 Fozio Arm Circles IC (forwards and backwards), Michael Phelps OYO, 10 Burpees OYO

The Workout: Mosey over to the big parking lot at the high school for 4 Corners with an accountability partner.  Pax did the following at each corner: 5 burpees, 10 plank jacks & 20 WWII.  Round 1 we moved between corners jogging on the long side and sprinting on the ‘short’ side.  For round 2 we replaced the 20 WWII with Al Gore for a 20 count.

Having finished round 2 it was time for a change of scenery so we moseyed back to the soccer fields.  With your accountability partner, one PAX runs to the middle of the soccer field while the other does balls to the wall on the fence.  We did two rounds of this.

Mary: PAX did 15 diamond merkins while YHC retrieved his phone for COT.  We then did the following: 20 Low Slow Flutter, 20 Homer to Marge, 20 Pickle Pounder, 10 Homer to Marge, 10 Pickle Pounders and Have A Nice Day!

Announcements: Check Slack/Facebook.  F3 Dad’s Camp registration opens soon.

Prayer: Moby’s father, Double D and his family.

YHC finished the morning with a few words about Lent.  During this time in the church year we are striving to either remove the things that keep us from being close to God OR to take on new things that would bring us closer to God.  That corresponds with this week QSource topic (The Jester) as well.  We all have things that keep us from being as close to God as we could be.  I challenge all of us to spend some time thinking about what they are for you and committing to work on them.  YHC took us out.

Thanks again for the opportunity to lead you men.  I will do better next time!

Wrightsville Recovery Friendly BLOCKWORK

Warm Up:

11 PAX Got Stronger @Nutcracker Today

Quick Mosey

25 count SSH

15 count Hillbillies

15 Count Imperial Walkers

15 count Windmills

15 count Daisy Pickers

20 count Seal Claps

20 count T-claps

20 count Sir Fasio Arm circles
The Workout: 4 Station cement blocks

Station 1: 15 Irkins, 15 Derkins, 15 Dips. Bear crawl to Station 2

Station 2: 15 Lion Kings and 15 Wonder Bras. Butt kickers to Station 3

Station 3: Colt 45’s & 15 Briefcase lifts on  both sides. Sumo Squats to Station 4

Station 4: 15 Block-a-docks & 10 Louganis. High Knees back to Station 1.

Rinse and Repeat
Mary:

20 Box Cutters

20 Plank Jacks

6 rounds of Captain Thor(or thereabouts)

20 Crab Cakes

15 Homer to Marge

15 Pickle Pounders

Announcements: Check Slack and Facebook
Prayer: Crablegs, Moby’s Dad,  Shredder and Buford

Better Late Than Never “Poppin da Cherry”

Nutcracker

Warm Up: Lap around the entrance

SSH  X 20 IC

Daisy Pickers X 15 IC

Imperial Walkers X 15 IC Core exercise

Hillbillies X 15 IC Core exercise

Sir Fasio arm circles X 10 IC forward and backwards

The Workout: Cement Block Day

Block-a-d0ck X 15 IC    crabwalk down to island and karaoke back

Colt 45’s  IC      Crabwalk down to island and karaoke back

Elf on a shelf X 15 IC    Lunge walk down to end of parking lot and Lunge back

Briefcase lifts X 15 IC on each side Crab walk to island and bear crawl back

Diamond M’erkins X 20 IC   mosey around parking lot

Lion king X 20 IC     mosey around parking lot

Wonderbra x 15 IC     mosey around parking lot

Block-a-dock X 15 IC    mosey around parking lot

Elf on a shelf X 15 IC       mosey around parking lot

Were not worthy X 15 IC     mosey around parking lot

Stash block for future workouts

Mary:

Pickle pounders X 15 IC

Homer to Marge X 15 IC

Boxcutters X 15 IC

World war II’s X 22 IC
Announcements: Slack and Facebook
Prayer: Shortpole parents relocation. Cupid mom’s surgery

Who needs Arms to run a Marathon?

EC: Standard Loop  Warbucks, Maybelline, Nemo & Full House

Warm Up: Loop around Soccer Field; Circle up for Standard Merkin x10, Good Mornings x10, Imperial Walkers/Hillbilies x10, FAC x10 + Reverse x10, SSH x51 and Mountain Climbers x15.  Count off
The Workout: Mosie over to the half pipe for Jack Webb + Burbees, Top of Half Pipe was Burpees and Bottom was Jack Webbs in increments of 3.  We increased by 5 Jack Webbs/round and then went back down.  4 rounds total (1-5, 5-10, 10-5, 5-1).

Now that we were really warmed up and the PAX understood that we don’t need to feel our arms to run Wrightsville! We mosied over to the side lot with the metal benches.  EMDD: Erkin x10, Merkin x10, Derkin x10 and Dips x10 regular x10 left leg up and x10 right leg up.  2 Rounds

Mosied over to lot by the baseball fields and did chill cut (elbow)plank hold indian jog in groups of 7 (2 Rounds) Hold plank and person in back keeps moving to the front of the line.

Mosied over to Stairs and did x10 Star Jumps at top and bottom, with partner wheelbarrow up the stairs (alternate partners at each landing)

Mary: Pickle Pounders x16, Homer to Marge x16, Pickle Pounders x12, SSH x49
Announcements: Sign up for Purple Cobra while Warbucks is out the next couple weeks. Wrightsville? Head down for the 5k even if your not running on Saturday to support CL
Prayer: Warbucks Wife is having Surgery next week. YHC MIL is having Surgery today for Ovarian Cancer

No Rain at Paradise City Although it was Rainmakers Birthday

During the random mumble chatter at the start of today’s workout a comment was made that there is no anatomical benefit to running backwards.  After a little internet search (because the internet is always right) I found this article: https://www.runnersworld.com/training/a20798335/the-many-bennies-of-running-backward/.  Feel free to add your comments and thoughts to your favorite social media forum.

 

Now on to what happened.

5 PAX showed for the normal EC route.  Emeril, Yogurt, 187, Skidmark and YHC (Cowboy).  It feels kind of odd running with no rain.

Warmup:

PAX took a light jog around Ting park with the following stops and exercises:

Ticket Office

  • SSH in Cadence x 20
  • Windmill in Cadence x 10
  • Good Morning Cadence x 10

Basketball Court

  • Fozzio Arm Circles Forward x 10
  • Fozzio Arm Circles Backward x 10
  • T-Claps x 10
  • Monkey Humpers x 10

The Workout:  

After a quick count off the PAX started an exciting round of 4 Corners using the entire Ting Parking Lot.  On the long straights we ran forward and on the short legs we ran backwards (hence the note at the beginning).  At each corner the following exercises were performed:

  • Burpees x 5
  • Squats x 10
  • LBCs x 20

We repeated this for 3 laps with some looping back for extra to pick up the six.

With little time left we headed to the top of the Ting Ramp where we split into 2 groups.  1 group did BTW while the other group ran ½ way down the hill and back.  We then switched and repeated.  We then headed back to the basketball court for Mary

Mary:

YHC grabbed his phone and then settled into a quick session of Mary.  The following exercises were completed:

  • Low Slow Flutter x 15
  • Pickle Pounders (called by 187) x 10
  • Merkins (called by Packman) x 10

It was great to be given the opportunity to lead.

Announcements:

  • Its Rainmakers Birthday. If you see him today wish him Happy Birthday
  • 2.0 Workout on Saturday was great. Will need a couple of PAX step up and Q future workouts.  1st Saturday of every Month.

Prayer Requests:

  • Family known by PAX who lost a child
  • Prayers for Health this week
  • Unspoken

Embrace the Suck @ Crazy Ivan

Warm Up:  A dozen PAX embraced the suck this morning in the wet parking lot of Womble in 44 degrees.  Luckily the rain had stopped and the forecast had changed from a 40% to only a 10% chance for showers. PAX were not deterred and showed up strong, tw0 PAX coming out in search of a Fritter.  No new FNGs.  Your QIC started promptly at 530 am with a jog around the tennis courts.  In the distance, we saw our FIA counterparts and a PAX suggested we ought to join them.  Dauber led the PAX up the ramp to the shelter to greet them only to scare them away as they immediately had quick feet and began their run.  With a sad heart, Skidmark suggested Dauber must have been a true lady’s man in high school.  I believe UTI quickly stopped the psychological analysis and increased the pace back to the parking lot leaving Dauber to reminisce about the good ol’ days.  Squat hold for the six.  Circled up for the following exercises:  25 SSH (lots of geese noises coming from Q); 10 vegetation grabbers, 10 Sir Fazio Arm circles (F&B); 10 Good am; L&R Static Arm Stretches.

The Workout:  Lined up and then circled up with kettlebell in hand and began multiple exercises with little rest in between sets/exercises.  The following k-bell exercises were executed in cadence or reps:  25 swings; 15 curls; +10 rut-ros; 10 goblet squats; 10 figure 8s; 10 bus drivers; 10 overhead squats; 10 law mowers (L&R); 10 triceps curls.  PAX grabbed k-bells and found a single parking lot stripe for build-a-bears with a man-o-maker addition.  One extra k-bell was added to make exercise work.  PAX set k-bell down near curb stops and walked back to the start of the right white line.  PAX bear crawled to their K-Bell, performed one merkin with k-bell, side-crawled to the left k-bell for an additional Merlin and back bear crawl to the top left side white line; RINSE & REPEAT.  On next bear crawl, PAX added a k-bell side lift after merkin.  RINSE & REPEAT. On the final bear crawl, PAX added a burpee after merkin, k-bell side lift.  Ten more kettle bell side lifts with feet elevated on curb (5R, 5L) we’re executed.  After a 10 count and some extra clothing removed, PAX were warmed up for additional kettlebell exercises.  These included: 10 goblet Squats; 10 bicep curls, 10 bus drivers, 10 tricep curls, 10 rut-rows, 10 figure 8s, all done in succession without k-bell touching the ground.  After a ten count, PAX performed five man-o-makers OYO.  PAX John Cusack back to the cars.

Mary:  PAX embraced the suck with core exercises on their six, side and chest.  Dauber called out 10 count cadences of the following exercises:  Low slow flutters,  followed by Box-cutters, Homer-to Marge, Left side leg lifts, Superman, Right side leg lifts and back on the six for 25 LBCs (more geese noises coming from PAX) and Capital Alphabet with 26 letters (not 28….Rocky Mt. Public education?).  Some yoga stretches (DDawg, Pigeon) thrown in for good measure.  Five merkins with last merkin hovering just above the ground for a fast 10 count.  Time up.

Announcements:  BRR, WB, 2.0 workout at 9 am tomorrow at Womble; U-Turn and Ground Pounder too.  Congratulations to the two newest members of the Fritter Foundation:  187 and UTI.  Special shout out to UTI who embraced the suck with Breathtaker -well done brother.  Stay hydrated this week; nothing new on race day.

Prayer:  Friend of LED – their family lost their 9 year boy due to illness; Warbuck’s wife surgery; Moby’s Dad, injuries/sick F3 brothers and their families; UNSPOKEN; prayers for injury-free week prior to our big events coming up.  Other prayer requests I had forgotten. (apologies)

A true honor leading you men.  Thank you for the opportunity.  -Dauber

(EC:  187, Skidmark, UTI)