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Simple Yet Effective

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PAX:  Warucks, Kitty Litter, Norm, Martini (Warbucks, Norm & Martini for EC)

FNGs:  Nope

Warm Up:  Quick lap around the lot followed by SSH, Arm Circles, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Good Mornings, Daisy Pickers, Frankensteins

The Workout:  DORA – Split into groups of 2.  100 Standard Merkins, 200 Squats, 300 LBC’s with a lap around the lot for the PAX not performing the exercise.

Field Trip – mosey across the street to the school.  Bear Crawl up the ramp.  Dips on the knee wall.  Bear Crawl up the ramp.  Dips + Erkins.  Bear Crawl up the ramp.  Dips + Erkins + Box Jumps (repeated twice).

Mosey back to the lot.

Mary:  Round of abdominal exercised called by each PAX.  Home to Marge, American Hammers, Dying Cockroach, LBC’s, Freddie Mercurys.

Stretching

Announcements:  Ted Talk tonight, Spring Classis Saturday, SHP Bed Build Saturday

Prayer:  Amry Chaplain Norm knows lost his 17 year old son last week.

2 Goofballs

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FNGs: none

Warm Up:
Warmup lap with side shuffle, carioca, high knees, butt kickers.
Circled up for: SSH, Windmill, Moroccan night clubs, goofballs

The Workout:
Walk like an Egyptian to end of parking lot and back
Indian Bear Crawl to end of parking lot and back

Moseyed around baseball fields stopping for exercises along the way.
Lap 1: 5 burpees, 10 shoulder taps IC, 15 monkey humpers IC, 20 LBCs IC.
Lap 2: Same as above, but stacked exercises as we went along.

Headed to playground for 3 rounds of 20 knee tucks and 10 merkins.

Mary:
LBCs, box cutters, low slow flutter, heel taps, american hammers, pickle pounders, superman

Announcements:
SHP bed build next weekend.

T-Claps (Recognition):
All those tapering for Wilmington.

Prayer:
Finkle’s mom recovery after fall

YHC took us out.

Easter Egg Hunting at U-turn

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Warm Up: Quick jog around parking lot.  Circled up for SSH, Good morning, Moroccan Night Clubs, Daisy Pickers, Static Leg Stretches

The Workout:  Pre, pre blast tempted PAX with an Easter egg hunt with lots of prizes.  Secured a wingman (Fanny Pack) to plan out the morning and help with execution.  We met at 0515 and set off with a basket of 75 eggs.  As I drove with my hazards on, Fanny Pack gentle threw eggs out the open window on the grass by the sidewalk (trying to find well lit areas).  But there were more goodies in store.  One of our best runners (Vasoline) is notorious for searching for 4 things during his early morning runs:  sport balls (e.g. tennis, golf, lacrosse), money, tools, and the elusive albino deer.  YHC had 6 special balls and 2 pics of the elusive albino deer.  Would Vasoline or any of the PAX find these beauties?  Time would tell.
Before runners started reverse U-turn standard 5-plus mile route or 3.5 mile route, YHC highlighted the following rules:  only PAX who began U-turn were eligible; based on 19 PAX, three egg minimum (no more than 4); must return eggs to YHC at Mary.  Prizes awarded post COT.

Dauber ran with Mookie, Bobbie Boucher and Forceps.  Headlocks work fellas.  I promised Mookie I would come out to Kung POW if he returned the favor; a man is as good as his word.  Same thing with Forceps:  he HC’d after I committed to Ground pounder.  Always great catching up with Mookie.  He reminded me of a certain t-shirt when I announced I had to divert to the woods.  Thanks for picking up the 6 too Mookie.  We caught up with Bobbie Boucher and Forceps and continued mumble chatter.  With first ones in, we slowly saw additional PAX come into the parking lot.  I think Emeril took a short cut to and came in hot needing to adjust gross weight at Panera’s. Within 15 mins, all PAX were accounted for.


Mary:  The thought was there but then we began collecting the eggs for my M and may have forgot.  PAX grabbed their tickets and were eager for the numbers to be called.  Vasoline was very excited about his discoveries:  two golf balls, a penny, and a tennis ball.  I pleaded ignorance.  Emeril founded a golf ball too.  Fanny Pack found an albino deer.

I pulled out my phone and showed pax my dubious pic of the “Dauber” sport balls.  See pic.

YHC drew the first ticket and called the lucky number:  Winner – Bobbie Boucher.  He then drew the next winner:  Forceps who then drew the final winner, Alpine.  Each Winner chose an envelope.  Gift cards from local merchants in each envelope.  PAX happy.  See pic.

Announcements:  Willow Springs 3rdF today – See Gump; see Slack/FB for more announcements.

T-Claps (Recognition):  All the PAX who shared their extra eggs making sure each PAX had at least three eggs.  Nice.

Prayer:  Forceps’s friend Todd who had a heart attack; Praise for Doc’s kid and her successful surgery; Banana Seat gave us a PSA:  testicular awareness month; Unspoken.
YHC took us out.  Happy Easter to you all.
This was a lot of fun.  Thank you again Fanny Pack for your help this morning.
Honored to lead. -Dauber

7’s and 4 Corners and Bears, Oh My

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FNGs: None

Warm Up:
Warm up lap around gas station then circled up for Good mornings, Windmills, SSH, Sir Fazio Arm circles, Hillbillies, Imperial Walkers.

The Workout:

Mosey to bottom of Cobra Sunrise segment for 7’s.  Peter Parkers at bottom, Star jumps at top.  After a couple of rounds, YHC call an audible and moved the 7s toward Dunkin as that hill was much longer than expected.

Next a mosey over to Goodwill lot for some 4 corners.

Round 1:
Lunge walk w/ kickback on the long sides of the lot and plank shuffle on short sides.
Corner 1 – 20 SSH
Corner 2 – 20 monkey humpers
Corner 3 – 20 shoulder taps
Corner 4 – 20 mtn climbers

Round 2: Same thing with mosey between corners.

PAX then picked out their favorite parking lot for some build-a-bears. PAX did one burpee with a plank jack before the merkin. Then bear crawl around the parking spot. That makes one bear. We built 5 or 6 bears before it was time to get back to the flag for Mary.

Mary:
Alphabet Abs: PAX laid on 6 and spelled A-Z with feet together.
Homer to marge, American hammers, LBCs, boat canoes.

Workout ended at 0615.

Announcements:
Sign up for Sleep in Heavenly Peace build day on 4/24.

T-Claps (Recognition): Nice work by PAX to suffer through my first Q in way too long.

Prayer:
Pikachu’s M, Cupids sister. YHC took us out.

We did recover

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6 PAX dodged the lightning to make it to an upper body, abs and stretching workout to propel them into the weekend. PAX did a great job recalling the mission of F3 and our core values. Being only my second Q I did remember to “recover” this time after most exercises. Thanks men for the opportunity to lead.

FNGs: None
Warm Up: The bounce, foot trace, sir fozio arm circles, overhead clap, seal clap, side straddle hop
The Workout: 3 rounds tabata 45 seconds on; 15 sec rest.
First cycle 1. Shoulder Press 2. KB Swings 3. Squat curls 4. KB Snatch
Second Cycle 1. Shoulder Tap 2. Renegade Rows 3. Push-up on the bell 4. Push-up w Renegade Row
Mary: Abs 6 inches, low slow flutter, box cutters, American hammer, midget cookie pouches.
Stretches: Table top – cat/cow and alternating arm and leg kicks; Downward Dog – runners pose & pigeon
Announcements: See Slack
T-Claps (Recognition): None
Prayer: Pot’s mother in law had a stroke yesterday; Bobby B’s neighbor’s heart condition; mental health, hope & optimism, tension with in-laws and leading as men through conflict at home.

The Kneeler is Born…

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21 Strong rolled out at 5:30 for 5+ miles.  The route took us up and out of Jones Park, turning left, we made a hard right on Johnson (which seemed to get Lipstick excited), then Right on Earp, up Cemetery Hill, back to HS road and then Main St. all the way back to Ting.  Numerous PAX out this am for early morning miles and EC.  Follow the mumble chatter on Slack for where the name of the route, “kneeler” is derived from.

Announcements: Long ass run this weekend, be there or be square
Prayers: Doc and Vasoline’s kids both with upcoming surgeries

 

Snake Eyes Shows up at Purple Cobra

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FNGs: none
Warm Up: GM, daisy pickers, IW
The Workout: PAX took the short jaunt to grab some rail for some irkins, dirkins and dips, followed by a 43 IC count of SSH.  A short trip down the street landed the fellas at Sunrise UMC for some sir fazio arm circles, seal claps, overhead claps, chinooks and moroccan night clubs followed by a set of irkins on the curb.  PAX moved to the other end of the parking lot for a repeato, followed by dirkins.  In homage to “that hill” and Kung POW, the six HIM traveled down to Danagher for 7’s of star jumps and diamond merkins up and down the hill.  With UTI sufficiently saturated with sweat, the PAX headed back over to Sunrise UMC for a set of shoulder taps, knerkins, mountain climbers and squats.  The group then headed back to the hairy peeter parking lot for Mary.
Mary: 3 sets of homer to marge, one round of LBCs and low slow flutter, have a nice day.  Post Mary the PAX noticed a ninja running sprints in the parking lot…several HIM approached for a headlock.
Announcements: Long ass run – options out there, check Slack

Prayer: Shootings in Atlanta and Boulder

Gassed Out

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EC:  Lipstick, Skidmark, Pikachu, Fanny Pack, Full House, YHC

FNGs:  Pre-blast rumors were told of 3 FNGs to be brought by Katniss and 187.  YHC was the source of said rumors and they were absolutely unfounded by anything resembling fact.  FULL DISCLOSURE:  These statements were made to ride the coat tails of Katniss’s awesome backblast and pump up the numbers for my Q.

As everyone arrived on this fine Monday morning to Paradise.  The air was cool and fresh.  This was fortunately not a morning where the smell of garbage from the landfill hung in the air.  The PAX assembled and intel on the need for gloves was requested.  YHC figured we would be on our hands a bit so better safe than sorry.  This info caught the ear of our resident Pokemon/Nantan – “Bear Crawls!?” he asked excitedly.  It wasn’t in the plan but this was the second Paradise in recent memory where Pikachu called out for Bear Crawls.  I would see what I could do, I told myself.

Warm Up:  A familiar mozy around Paradise.  We ran towards the bottom of the ramp, as we mozy’d a car was moving fast to arrive to Paradise “on-time”.  Bobby Dall emerged from the car and joined us.  Pikachu reiterated his desire for Bear Crawls.  “Bear Crawls up the ramp!?”  I was starting to feel as though I was in a warped version of Green Eggs and Ham.  “Would you?  Could You?  On a ramp?”  The run continued to the top of the ramp where Windmills were performed.  Something was said about “Recover”.  I guess if you need to recover from Windmills…  Skidmark… YHC pressed on and we continued to the back corner near the tennis courts,  On the way, Skidmark looked back on his childhood and ran with his arms spread as if he were a bird or a plane.  Arrival at our next stop, YHC called out Side Straddle Hops.  We went to 25, YHC shouted “RECOVER” followed by Side Straddle Hops.  Lipstick was provided with his typical 50 SSH to start his Monday, Skidmark was given a moment to recover.  We pressed on to the lot, just beyond the barrier outside of the basketball courts – Daisy Pickers.   Warm Up over…

The Workout:

Mozy to the tunnel opening.  PAX watched out on the bypass as THE LAW descended on one unlucky speeder.  YHC reflected on Bobby Dall’s entrance to Paradise this morning.  Lucky for him, no one was on Sportsmanship way this AM as they have been for the last few weeks.

Thing 1:  Tunnel time was not on the menu but the first event was added per request from Pikachu.  Bear Crawls repeats up the hill.  Followed by lunge walks down this hill.  PAX repeated 5x bear crawls with returns.  At some point during this event, the first foul smell was noted.  Did Lipstick, take a Lipstick in the tunnel again?  No time to investigate, let’s clear out – next thing.

Travel to the next thing was a weave through the Paradise lot along Sportsmanship Way, back towards the ramp, and then back towards Sportsmanship again, following the outer rim of the lot.  As we approached our destination, a release…  Warbucks owned it immediately and proclaimed that he was powered by Tijuana Flats.  Full House cried foul, based on his examinations their were notes of chocolate and blueberries.  Something was off and not just the smell.

Thing 2:  11s on the stairs.  WW2s at the bottom (10 to start), Burpees up top (1 to start) – MATH!  OYO!  LET’S GO!  As the PAX worked to finish their task, complaints continued about a specific aroma.  Lipstick was pretty far from the group but that never stopped him before.  Laettner proclaimed “When it’s me, I own it!”  Thing 2 – FIN

Mozy in reverse course around the outer rim of the Paradise lot until we are at the top of the Bear Crawl hill.

Thing 3 (appetizer):  Sprint up the hill to the back corner of the lot.

Mozy around the back and to the bottom of the ramp.

Thing 3:  In the events of the morning it became clear what these men needed.  Probiotics!  Yogurt wasn’t present so all I could do was provide the medicine he would normally prescribe after a workout at Paradise (or any Ting-based AO) – SPRINT REPEATS!!!  Regardless of the need for probiotics, YHC had already decided to incorporate Yogurt’s 7-minute routine to the Main Event.  It played out as it normally does EXCEPT…  Someone ripped one at the starting line and held up the launch to ensure everyone got a good wif… FOR SHAME!!!  (nice one bro)

Return to the lot for Mary

Mary:  Oops, Bear Crawl repeats took all the time we had for Mary – Let’s not forget Bobby Dall’s hurried (but late) entrance – 5 BURPEES!!!

Announcements:  LONG ASS RUN this Saturday

Prayer:  YHC took us out – Great morning in the gloom!

Freestyle Dora Ring of Fire

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Another cool rainy Friday morning and the only thing I knew about this Q was that it’d be under the shelter. 
FNGs:N/a
Warm Up: Pretty standard warmup as I racked my brain for what would happen next. Dora is always a great option, but my mind flashed back to a Dovetail Q with the field of dreams rotation workout. I decided to combine both and see what happened.
The Workout: I spaced out the 6 Pax into stations and went around the circle asking what exercise they’d like to do using what was around them. I then told them the first station would be the only one involving counting and would be Dora style. 100 squats were needed for the first round total. All pax began their exercises, station 1 did 10 squats, then would bear crawl to station 2 to begin doing whatever exercise that pax was doing, as soon as they reached station 2 that pax would bear crawl to station 3, and so on until we had rotated enough to complete 100 squats total for station 1.

Round 2 was 200 merkins with duck walk in between stations and all new exercises at each station.

Round 3 was 300 LBCs with lunge walks between stations and all new exercises at each station.

Shredder took over for about 10 minutes of combatives focusing on rooting, front kicks, side kicks, and firing down to improve power with wing chun strikes.

Mary:We closed with 4 minutes of an embrace the suck hold.

Announcements: VQ at GP on Saturday
T-Claps (Recognition): All pax that posted on another rainy Friday
Prayer: We all took a knee and I took us out

What kinda moves are these anyways…??? SCHLEGS

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FNGs: NONE
Warm Up: 187 made the call to go as I was deep in mumblechatter… Quick mosey around the PL.

SSH x50, Daisey Picker x15, Frankenstein x10, “arms out”…. Deep squat x15, Seal Claps x10, hold em out, OHC x10, hold em out, Seal Claps x10. Michael Phelps.

The Workout:

PAX were pre-blasted this would be a near-zero running workout, they got it. Two coupons were introduced. 2 “pacers” went around the parking lot loop w/ coupons John Cusack. While they were off the following were done AMRAP and as the pacers came in, 2 more went out and we moved on to a new exercise. Repeato until finished with the moves.

Push back Merkin (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mej9bd7Uccs), prisoner squat, mountain climber, bulgarian squats on the short wall, elevated push back merkin, step-ups, BTTW, People’s chair, Dive Bomber Merkins, Mickey Mouse Merkins, WWII, 1 Legged skaters.

Mary: We passed those coupons around for everyone to get a chance – while the rest of the group did the mary exercise two would do a dying cockroach position pushing the block over the chest. We rotated after each call.

LBC 20, Box Cutter 20, Homer-Marge 30, LSF 20, Pickle Pounder 20
Announcements: Deadbolt on the Q at Kung Pow
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: YHC took us out.