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Frenchie’s Worst Nightmare

FNGs:n/a

EC: Farva solo EC with the monthly challenge

Warm Up:pretty standard warmup with side straddle hops, good mornings, fozzy arm circles, and Michael Phelps.

The Workout: As I called the mosey to the rock pile Frenchie realized I had the Q, which is apparently his worst nightmare.

Grab a reasonable sized rock and partner up for this Dora style 100 rep challenge. We did several rounds of 100 rep rock work while the partner was in a static hold, and 1 minute of cardio in between sets. Sets included curls for the girls, tricep extensions, Ruh rohs, squats, and ground pounders. Partner with work included plank with rock, crab hold with rock, Supermans, and rock spanks with a few being repeated. 1 minute recovery sets included jump rope(fancy if you’re Gump), mtn climbers, Wonder Woman jets, with some repeated.

After that was completed we went to the wall for nonstop 11’s of bttw and wall sits in cadence.

Mary: 10 solid minutes of around the circle 10 counts of exercises, ending in 10 burpees oyo(he clearly didn’t know the rules at GP)
Announcements: Wrightsville and other runs coming up. Fuquay rotary club opportunities, holly springs opportunities to work with youth on outdoor guy activities that don’t have fathers at home.
T-Claps (Recognition): Frenchie for making it through my workout AND calling me out at the end for it not being hard enough.
Prayer:Sanity, the country, struggles at work and home

17 PAX for an Anniversary Rock Beat Down at GP

A huge turnout of 17 PAX ascended upon Ground-pounder looking for a rock beat down with a possible field trip.  Some ran during U-turn.  One showed up at 7:00 am.  Lots of mumble chatter from start to finish.  Great seeing Farva out for the first time since the start of the pandemic.  Very excited to see Dusty too (no pull-ups today).  Just an AWESOME turnout men!  Sorry Norm you were told the incorrect location.


FNGs
: Yes!  Welcome Lance Huber – NABS.  Thanks PAX who helped me with our welcoming speech.  Great job Pumpkin Spice for bringing him out.  Behind his naming, think of Lance “Nabs” crackers…way better then Armstrong or Phelps that were too easy (and too good).

Warm Up: Mosey around the parking lot to an adjacent lot and circled up for the following 10cc exercises:  good mornings, Daisy Pickers, sir Fazio Arm Circles, seal claps, overhead claps, Moroccan night clubs, static arm stretches and 25 SSH.  Ended with 5 burpees OYO.

The Workout:  I asked the  PAX to grab a medium-sized rock.  Let’s just say, some PAX were more zealous than others.  There would be no rock rotation.  In honor of my three year anniversary starting F3 at the Nut, I wanted to execute three exercise and then repeat two additional times.

LOTS of Rocks with three separate 10c exercises;  (Rinse and Repeat Three Times)

Curls for the girls, Tricep Extensions, Rut-rows

Goblet Squats, Slap Rocks, Wonder bras

Bus Drivers, Trunk Twists, Toe Taps

From our six:  6 inch hold with Rock over chest, Nipplers, Straight arm Tricep Extensions

5 Burpees OYO because Q messed up the count

Headed to the walls for 20 cc BTTW and People’s Chair.  Thanks a shredder for helping wit the count.

Back to our rocks for one last Rock exercise:  20 Ground-Pounders.  After 3 years, I finally learned there is a squat at the bottom rather then bend over.  Thanks Forceps!

No time for a field trip.  Kind of wish we did venture that way. I learned later, my trip planned to Veteran’s Park

Mary: 20 LBCs, Yoga stretches including Downward dog, Pigeon pose, leg-overs.  Have a nice day.

Announcements:  RUNE; Trash pick-up Sunday morning – See Slack/LED.

T-Claps (Recognition):  16-bit for incredible virtual Workouts!  Thanks Nemo for recognizing all of my Q activities in South Wake this year.

Prayer:  Martini’s mom entering hospice; other PAX struggling with parental care; All impacted by pandemic.  YHC took us out.  UNSPOKEN.

 

An incredible honor leading you men this morning.  Thank you for making my three year anniversary very special.

Bring Your Bricks- 9 PAX Get 9 Exercises and 2 Miles at the Nut

YHC’s Q Tour took him to Nutcracker this morning. Rain in the forecast, but that didn’t deter 9 PAX from posting, including Slide Rule who had hoped his newborn would be uncooperative this morning and alleviate his conditional HC from the night before. Alas his 2.0 did Uncle Mookie a solid (see what I did there?), and an uncharacteristic Slide Rule rain post was made.

2 PAX for EC in the form of Flanigan and Nemo. As I arrived and planted the flag, YHC had to decline Nemo’s invite for EC as there were bricks to be found and puddles to confirm prior to the Main Event. After discovery of the bricks to confirm they would be ready for use, YHC returned to the flag to see cars start to roll in. Good crowd, however, I’m starting to feel that global warming having effects on several species that inhabit 12 Oaks. Haven’t seen a Swamp Donkey in some time and have seen a gradual dip in the number of Blue Hen sightings in recent months..Hopefully, we see some sightings soon in the next few weeks.

A hooded Da’Business came strolling in with Fanny Pack not far behind. Fanny Pack was hooked by the pre-blast marketing campaign from the day before, hoping to get his money-back guarantee. Pikachu, Redenbacher, Third Cousin, and of course, Slide Rule rounded out the PAX this morning. 6 o’clock hit and we were off with the following workout.

Warm Up: Light jog around the parking lot in front of the school. PAX then formed a single file line and performed zig zag side shuffles across 6 cones up the hill and around the lot. Performed another series of zig zag side shuffles going the other direction up the hill and around the lot. On the 4th pass, zig zag shuffled backwards from cone to cone and then remained in line for an Indian Run to the basketball courts.

Circled up for some TFB 12’s- Imperial Walkers in Cadence, Hillbillies, Good Mornings, SSH’s, Prisoner Squats (Aaron Hernandez’s- thanks Slide Rule).

Bat Wings- 20 Fazio F\B, Seal Claps, Overhead Claps. Light jog around the track to retrieve bricks from the woods. Light jog back to the basketball courts with bricks and circled up for some Clockwork Merkins- 1-6 o’clock with bricks in both hands as we turned the dial. Not to worry, we were gonna save the best side of the clock for last.

The Workout: With bricks in hand, mosey’d to the lane a good distance from the gate. YHC explained that we would be performing a series of 3X3’s with sprints in between.

Series 1- (Shoulders)

Alternate Arm Shoulder Presses with Brick in Cadence X24

Alternate Arm Front Raises with Brick in Cadence X24

Lateral Raises with Brick in Cadence X12

Sprint to the Gate, mosey back

Realizing we were a good distance away, much too long for continued sprints, YHC instructed PAX to squat hold for the six with bricks in hand. When all PAX were in, YHC instructed PAX to perform lunge walks further down the running lane to shorten the distance.

Series 2- (Arms)

Alternate Curls with brick (palms up) in cadence X24

Alternate Hammer curls in cadence X24

Overhead Tricep Extensions on YHC’s up X24

Sprint to the gate, mosey back

Still not happy with the distance, YHC again instructed squat hold for the six with bricks, and once everyone was in, we bear crawled with bricks to shorten the sprint distance some more.

Series 3- (Legs, Back, and Rear Delts)

Squats with Bricks X24

Alternate Rows with Bricks in cadence X24

Bent over lateral raises with Bricks on YHC’s up X24

Sprint, mosey back.

Squat hold with bricks for six, bear crawl to shorten the distance and then performed a rinse\repeat for one more round.

Mosey’d back to the brick hideout to return bricks and then proceeded in a half moon around the track to the back side of the school. Formed a single line and performed one final Indian Run the long way around back to the flag to circle up for Mary.

Mary: Finished the 2nd half of the clock (without bricks) with clockwork merkins from 7-12 o’clock. Plank Hold for 5 secs and then proceeded with Shoulder Taps X10, Nipplers X10, Plank Hold for 5 secs. YHC managed to keep PAX off the ground for the whole workout up until this point. It was raining and we were already wet, so YHC called for some American Hammers X20, LBC X20, Pickle Pounders X20 in cadence. Transitioned to downward dog, with a slow roll up. Left over Right, Right over Left to stretch out those hamstrings, and as it was raining, instructed PAX to do one final Shawshank stretch…

Announcements: Slide Rule is in initial discussions on an upcoming Golf Tournament, where we’ll need support from F3 SouthWake. Currently in discovery mode, but more details to follow on Slack in the upcoming weeks. 2nd F at Lowe’s Food in Holly Springs on Thursdays…$2.50 pints and fellowship..can’t beat that!
T-Claps (Recognition): All PAX posting this morning in the rain.
Prayer: Prayers for Nemo’s niece, who is recently engaged. Continued prayers for Pikachu’s M with back\neck issues and Wallaby. Also prayers for Flanigan and his cardio assessment.

First Q at Nutcracker and definitely not the last. Had a blast this morning, Men! Way to hold me accountable and always a privilege to lead.

1 Year for Downtown Train

1 year ago I launched Downtown Train with 3 things in mind.  I wanted to provide a 0530 start option (Paradise City as still 0545) for those of us with a little less flexibility in the early morning.  As much as I appreciate running, I wanted to provide a boot camp centric option with less miles.  And, I was excited about the parking deck (although I wish it had a couple more levels for some serious fun).  This has been a great AO.  We have our regulars and also tend to attract a diverse crowd every week.  Numbers have stayed low with other more well-known options drawing the large crowds.  That has worked well for those of us who enjoy a smaller group.  I have really appreciated the number of different guys who have stepped up to lead this AO, and having Coal Ash step in as co-Q.  Overall, solid 1st year for Downtown Train and here’s to many more great rides.

FNGs: not this trip
Warm Up: usual loop around downtown, circle up at the flag for 3 rounds – SSH, Good Mornings, Fazio Arms then SSH, Good Mornings, Mt. Climbers then SSH, Good Mornings, Goof Balls
The Workout: headed around the side of the deck and to upper level and started the 1st of 3 sets.  Lined up and did some shoulder burn.  Keeping the arms up, we did Fazios front, hold, Fazios reverse, hold, Seal Claps, hold and then Overheads.  Ran length of deck and knocked out some SSH as promised, then recovered on job and worked through the set a couple times.  Then we changed it up a bit with a shortened version of a Nemo favorite, the Red Barchetta.  Ran length of deck, SSH ICx50, return.  Ran length again and kept back and forth stopping for Mt. Climbers ICx40, LBC ICx30 and Merkins ICx20.  Some other stuff worked in there too but that was the basics of it.  Then we headed to lower deck and lined up on the wall.  Big focus again on really pushing our limits as we rolled through as follows with all in 15 count or ICx15: BTTW into plank hold, then shoulder taps, hold, then nipplers, hold, then bear crawl.  Recover back to wall, rinse and repeat.  Changed it up a bit on final set working in some people’s chair and merkins.  Guys were really pushing themselves through this set and it was pretty awesome to see the energy.
Mary: a couple quick rounds, keeping feet off the ground for 6 inch hold, low slow flutters to LBCs then some Homer to Marge
Announcements: plenty on slack and the calendar
T-Claps (Recognition): everyone who has taken the Q in year 1 for Downtown Train as there have been a lot of guys lead and a lot of great variety
Prayer: YHC shared a message about he importance of intentional communication with others in your life and the value of letting conversations be a little uncomfortable, prayers some spoken and many unspoken and YHC took us out.  Honor to lead this morning and great effort by all.

We Could Run a Little, We Could Run a Lot

YHC struggled with what to plan for this workout. I wasn’t really sure what to expect in terms of runners/non-runners and Tiger Blood is one of those AOs that finds good balance in running vs bootcamp. One way to solve that: Deck of Cards.

EC: Warbucks, Pikachu, Skidmark, and 187 ran from home

FNGs: None
Warm Up: 2 laps around the parking lot. Good mornings, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, SSH
The Workout: Deck of cards with the following:

  • Diamonds: regular merkins
  • Hearts: LBCs
  • Clubs: Squats
  • Spades: Burpees

If an Ace is drawn run laps in the parking based on the value of the card before the Ace. This proved highly effective as the first Ace drawn followed a 10. Modification quickly followed.

Suicide King was supposed to be suicides but we missed it and did suicides at the end.

Mary: 10 count exercises by pax

Announcements: 2/22 Long Ass Run

T-Claps (Recognition): Da Business who said his heart was in his stomach
Prayer: Those struggling with addictions, family members young and old

Doubling Down With QIC Triple Lindy

Ground Pounder. Triple Lindy wrapped up a successful Q-Swap week with a solid beatdown at South Wake’s only Saturday bootcamp workout. Here’s his account:

Warmup:

-No fng’s and no flag planted at our 7:30 start time so 5 penalty burpees were called to start the morning. Found out there was a flag in the trunk so got it planted and quick mosey around the parking lot. This was the extent of running for the morning.

-Circle up for some south wake style good mornings, side straddle hops, calf stretch, and daisy pickers.

The Thang:

-Mosey over time playground and find a section of bench or concrete wall for Aiken Legs. This is 20 squats, 20 box jumps, 20 lunges, and 20 split jacks.

-circle up for Air-squared. I know how much SW likes clapping, so hold people’s chair with a 20 count seal clap.

-spread out around the circle around the playground. Time for Apple Turnover. Pax to bear crawl halfway around the circle. Once halfway switch to crab walk until complete the circle.

-Partner up. Partner 1 does 10 reps of No Surrender while partner 2 holds back planks. Flip flop.

-still in partners, 1 does 5 pull-ups while 2 does Mike Tysons, which is plank hold against the wall, do a horizontal squat to a merkin. 5 rounds were called.

-empty wheelbarrows were called. Not the best idea at this point of the morning. Pax only made it quarter way around the circle before the Q called an audible.

-Global warming- circle up and side shuffle around the circle with every single pax calling out a 10 count exercise. With 19 Pax in attendance, this sufficiently sucked.

Mary:

Homer to Marge, American hammers, and gas pumpers to bring us to an end.

COT:

Count off, name-o-rama, prayers spoken and unspoken

 

Dora, Rocks and Nutcracker

FNGs:  None

Warm Up:  Drove into the Nut parking lot and saw 7 men ready to go.  Doc and Yogurt pulled in right before go time.  Planted shovel flag.  Shared with PAX multiple awakenings throughout the night, fearing I would sleep through my Q.  Clock struck 530 on a cold (mid 30’s) early morning.  Set out for a nice run around the school.  Flanigan shared he and Nemo had got some early miles in.  I reminisced about previous beat downs here with Moby.  Circled school and headed to parking lot next to fence/rock pile.  The following exercises got us going:  25 SSH, 10 Daisy pickers, 10 Willie Mays Hays, 10 O/H claps, 10 Seal Claps, 10 Imperial walkers.  Partner up.  One partner went and got a medium sized rock.  Other PAX held plank.

The Workout:  Pre-blast touted using rocks during a Dora.  Modified the Dora knowing Pots had a wonderful arm workout planned for TBD tomorrow.  Instructed PAX to complete the following with rocks as a team of two:  200 goblet squats, 200 plank touches (slap rocks from GP) IC, and Toe-tappers (soccer drill) IC.  PAX not using a rock, ran a lap around the outside parking lot.  T-claps for Flanigan helping Pots and me out complete our reps!  We had a few more minutes and conducted the following exercises with rocks:  6 inch hold with rock over chest, 10 chest presses.  PAX without rocks did LBCs.  Return rocks.  Headed to front parking lot with shovel flag.

Mary:  Air was better without the smell of diesel (bus warming up).  Cooled down with 10 plank jacks, 10 Mtn climbers, 10 H2M, 10 H2M L leg crossed and 10 H2M R leg crossed, 10 box cutters, 10 dying cockroaches, 10 Freddie Mercury.  YOGA stretches (e.g. warrior I, II, pigeon, plank, downward dog, etc.)

Announcements:  CSAUP run ATT, CPR training, Carpex swaps

T-Claps (Recognition):  PAX coming out today (half of them were over 50!  RESPECT!). And Flanigan for helping with some extra reps.


Prayer:  PAX going through some child custody issues, Colonoscopy for Dauber’s wife today, Military deployed, Australian fires, Unspoken.  Sprinkler took us out.

 

An honor and blessing to lead men. -Dauber

12 Days of Christmas w/ Rocks!

It was going to be a busy Saturday morning in SW Wake.  I had triple-dogged-dared PAX to come out for 3 separate morning get-togethers consisting of U-Turn, Ground-Pounder and running the 5K Suggly Sweater.  We had only one taker.  PAX were saving their legs supporting Oakwood 24 – an outstanding cause and incredible endurance feat!

FNGs:  None

Warm Up:

Jog around parking lot.

25 SSH

12 Good AM

12 Sir Fozio Arm Circles (F/B)

12 Don Quixotes

The Workout:

 

Mosey to the rock pile for Dauber’s interpretation of the 12 Days of Christmas (with ROCKS).  Had a winkie but left it on my counter so I called an audible making up the 12 days with help for the PAX.

Day 1:  1 Goblet Squat

Day 2:  2 Tricep Curls

Day 3:  3 Rut-Rows

Day 4:  4 Bus Drivers

Day 5:  5 Frickin’ Burpees OYO

Day 6:  6 (Total) Midget Love Handles:  3 R, 3 L

Day 7:  7 Curls for the Girls

Day 8:  8 Toe Taps

Day 9:  9 Ground Pounders

Day 10:  10 Plank Holds – Touch Rocks

Day 11:  11 Overhead Presses

Day 12:  12 Wonder bras

Return Rocks.  Mosey to Bathroom wall.

12 c BTTW

12 c People’s Chair

12 c Australian Mtn Climbers

Rinse and Repeat

 

Mosey to the shelter with blue ground.

Mary:  LBCs, Plank holds, H2M, YOGA

Announcements:  Snuggly 5K, Oakwood 24

T-Claps (Recognition):  The PAX who kept compressions going on Sgt Pepper until EMS arrived.

Prayer:  Oboe’s dad with heart valve operation, Sprinkler’s dad in hospice, UNSPOKEN

Honored to lead.  -Dauber

Do you like to run? Not really. Hmmmm

YHC rolled into the parking lot to see Third Cousin waiting.   As we got out of our cars to stretch I asked him if he liked to run.  He said not really.   I told him we were running so get ready.
Rest of the crew showed up including Alpine who ran from his house to the workout.  As he typically also runs home I guess that counts for EC.  The only EC of the morning.  Might have been a good thing as a couple of us got 6 miles in at Paradise City yesterday and my goal was another 3 this morning.

FNGs: N/A

Warm Up
: x10 SSH, x10 Good Mornings in the parking lot.  On the jog stop for x10 each way Fozzy Arm Circles.

The Workout
:   Indian Run to Rovisys.  OTW stops for warmup exercises and Russian Dips.  At Rovisys partner up.   Partner A run up the hill around to the top of the ramp. Merkins waiting on your Partner B as they bear crawl up the ramp.  Once together x20 Jump Squats.   Partner A typewriter down the ramp on the railings.  Partner B run around to the bottom of the ramp. Merkins while you wait.
Partner A does bear crawl while Partner B does the run up the hill.   x20 Jump Squats when you meet.   Partner B does the typewriters while Partner A runs around to the bottom of the ramp.  x20 Jump Squats before Indian Run back to the school.  Stops on the way for x5 Yurpees, Derkins.

At the school partners run opposite direction at the circle in the front of the school.  When you meet x5 War Hammers.  Keep running, meet again x5 War Hammers.  Repeat x4, x4, x3, x3, x2, x2, x1, x1.

To the small wall in front of the school.  Step ups, Russian Dips, Derkins, Steps Ups, Urkins, T-Merkins

My watch showed 3.2 miles overall.

Mary
:  LBC’s, Low Slow Flutter, War Hammers

Announcements
:  Shield Lock Challenge 2020.  Dec 7 Frosty workout.  Dec 14 Christmas Party.  Ruck Nov 15th or 17th to collect food for Durham Homeless. Breach will post details on Slack.

T-Claps (Recognition)
: N/A

Prayer
: None.  YHC took us out