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Veteran’s Day Kettle Bells

Joined PAX from Mutiny for Veteran’s Day moment of silence; Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag

FNGs:  None

Warm Up:  Long jog around gym/swimming pool complex at a decent clip.  YHC lead warm up with the following exercises (11c):  Good mornings, Daisy Pickers, Don Quixotes, Imperial Walkers, Side straddle Hops

The Workout:  Split from Mutiny PAX, headed to picnic tables with kettle bells.  In honor of the Air Force, Marines, Navy and Army, each exercise was completed four times with 11 reps.  (No offense Coast Guardsmen).  Started on our 6 on top of the picnic table.  PAX completed tricep arm extensions and chest presses.  PAX moved to the front of the picnic table with bell and completed one arm rows while leaning over and holding on to the table.  Added kb squats, toe taps, planks with reaches to the kb in cadence.  Mosey to the wall for 4×11 counts of BTTW and People’s chair.  Back to picnic area and picked up kb in each hand, farmer’s carry up and down each picnic table alternating legs.  R & R while non-walking PAX held squat hold.  Next kb exercise was waiter’s carry with one kb with each PAX walking around the tables twice.  Swings and Figure 8s until we had PAX from Mutiny join us.  Gathered up for Mary.

Mary:  FedEx started us off with core exercises.  Each PAX called an exercise.  Number of reps varied from 10-25 depending on exercise.  Exercises included burpees (Cupid called himself out for being tardy), American hammers, LSF, pickle pounders, monkey humpers, box cutters, H2M, merkins (slow count with Doc leading the way), more exercises I simply forgot due to pain as I experienced some tightness in my lower back;  luckily YHC was last one so I called Have a Nice Day.

Announcements:  Frosty CSAUP, Holiday Party.  Please volunteer at HSHM if you are not running it!

T-Claps (Recognition):  All veterans.

Prayer:  Unspoken, veterans, first responders, family….thank you Norm for taking us out!

An honor to lead you men especially on this day.  – Dauber

Three for GP

FNGs: None

A balmy, 30 degree, beautiful morning.

 

Warm Up:  Jog down road covered in speed bumps to the split fence.  Return with Frankensteins, Window (hip) openings, SSH, DP, and avoid getting hit by Pikachu driving in late.  Thanks for heads up from F3/HSRC members for calling “car back”.    Merkins.

The Workout:  BTTW (15), Static exercises, runner’s pose.  Mosey to rock pile.  Without letting go of the rock, PAX completed the following exercises IC (10c) or Reps (10): Rut-ros, CFG, Tricep, Side Twists, GP, on your 6 – BP, Skull crusher, WWII with rock, Straight arm back with legs at 90 & 45 degrees.  Toe tappers, Merkins with alternating touching of rock.  Damn those rocks were frosty.  Return rocks.  Mosey to blue area for erkins, dips and derkins on picnic table.  Stretches and LBCs.  Lunges, star jumps, L/R up downs on small wall.  More stretches.  Carolina dry docks, plank jacks, pickle pounders.  Looking for additional help, PAX chimed in with a nice change-up from Sprinkler (name ?) alternating legs forward and then side to side.  Pikachu added the break dancer.  Back to the blue ground for yoga.  Outstanding mumble chatter this morning.  H2M.

Mary:  Yoga.  So much better on the blue pad rather than gravel at various FV/HS parking lots.  American hammers.

Announcements:  Frosty CSAUP.  F3 Holiday Party.  Veteran’s Day lunch at Mason Jar (HS) – Mon at 11:30.

T-Claps (Recognition):  All of our Veterans.

Prayer:  Dauber took us out.  Pikachu’s M; PAX traveling; Prayers of thanks for Dauber’s daughter getting accepted to two great schools this week.

 

An honor to lead.  -Dauber

People pay big bucks for this stuff

YHC arrived at 0455 to set up the agility course on the courts. 0503 planted flag. 0507 no other cars pulling in for EC for off I go. Arrived back to a HC Deadbolt a long with M4L and Mookie making a visit to KG after a little smack talk. Hope they return soon. Here’s what we did.

FNGs: No Way

Warm Up:
Lap in parking lot with slides and carioca on parking lines

Circle Up
Air squared x25 IC
Plank jacks x25 IC
Carolina Dry Docks x20 IC
Sumo squats x25

The Workout:
Mosey to the rock pile.
Rocks – from ground up, curl, out, in, curl, tap ground x20 (2 rds)
Baby dips on curb
– leave rocks out for later

Mosey to courts
Agility course set up with ladders, cones, hula hoops on ground.
Two lines – 1 HIM runs the course while others do an exercise AMRAP until line is complete
4 rds – preachers seat with seal claps, WWII’s, nipplers/werkins, lunges/squat jumps

Back to rocks
Rock curls x25 slow IC
Skull crushers x25 slow IC
American hammers x20 IC
R&R

Mary:
Crab cakes x15 IC
XO’s x10
Hello Dolly x15
J-Lo’s x15

Announcements:
Frosty sign up, q sheet, Xmas party, Oakwood24

T-Claps (Recognition):
M4L, Mookie, Deadbolt making a visit to KG

Prayer:
Crab legs treatments, Cowboys co worker, sprinkler travels

Great job by all HIM! Until next time…

BS Out!

Circle of Abs

Who needs abs anyway! Well, we all do and I can promise you the more water that has passed under the bridge for some of us fellas the more difficult it is to keep that core in check. With that in mind these last couple of days I decided to focus on core work as Q today for the not yet named TBD there in the Holly Rock. Arriving a little early set up 4 four stations with cones in the back parking lot then drove on around to find several vehicles in the parking lot but only one other PAX there waiting. Planted shovel flag and within 4-5 minutes of go time the rest of PAX either ran & rolled in.

Core Goonies GIF - Core Goonies Abs GIFs

EC: I know there were several but since I’m too lazy to get up before the butt crack of dawn to run EC I don’t keep up with ’em. I know, fire me!!

NO SHOWS: M4L  – I received a text last night he would be running to the workout and needed a ride back home. Of course I would’ve given him a ride. You gotta love him though!!

PAX: Aquaman, Dahmer, Doc, DoubleD, Fanny Pack, Farva, Florence, Hardy, Katniss, Pikachu, Popinski, POTS, Sprinker

4 legged PAX: Poop-eater

FNGs: None

Warm Up:  A series of mostly ab exercises all in cadence. El-lowboes, Box cutters, LBC’s, Flutter Kicks, Smurf Jacks, Mtn. climbers.

The Workout: Circle of Abs – Pax not at one of the 4 work stations are all circled up and continue an in cadence Ab exercise led off by Farva. Evenutally each PAX in the circle of Abs will lead an ab exercise or two. Station 1 is the timer who starts off with 3 burpees and then carries 2 tall five gallon buckets with 2 cinder-blocks in each bucket a 100 meters, drops buckets for 3 more burpees and then returns to base. Rotation takes place when bucket carrier returns to base. Station 2: jump ropes, Station 3: 40lb. barbell thrusts, Station 4: Battle rope arm swings.  Remaining Pax are on their six in the Circle of Abs and 1 rotates to the stations each time the bucket carrier returns. All PAX were able to get through all 4 stations at least once, some more so. After last PAX worked his way through all 4 stations we then split up and circled the parking lot in opposite directions to meet and complete 10 broke back derkins each. Met back at the stations to form one line of PAX across the parking lot on one parking space line. Completed 1 merkin on that line, bear crawled to next line completed 2 merkins, continued forward to the 6th line with 6 merkins, crab walked back to start line.

Mary: We’d had enough of her during the workout!

Announcements: CSAUP Frosty coming up in Decemeber.

T-Claps (Recognition): All the PAX this morning for putting in extra effort concentrating on those abs

Prayer: Pikachu’s M fighting cold and unspoken. Fanny Pack took us out in prayer.

Peace out, YHC

Ultimate at Mutiny!

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Quick lap, 30 SSH, 10 good mornings, light stretching
The Workout: Ultimate!
Mary: She was not found, we played til the last second.
Announcements: Frosty! Get your CSAUP on. One month away.
T-Claps (Recognition): Fram for a very awesome catch!
Prayer: 16-bit’s daughter, travel

Hard Stop at 10?

EC: Bulls Eye, Yogurt. After planting flag at 5:03 am, launched EC with Bulls Eye, who was already underway setting a 5k PR. Way to go!

Warm Up: With temps well into the 40s for the first time this year, we looped the soccer fields and returned to the top of the Cletus lot for warmups. SSH x25, arm circles 10f/10b. A car sped into the lot and out hops Florence, Hardy, and Poop Eater (dawg). Five burpees OYO to celebrate their arrival. SSH 25x to get these additional guys warmed up. GMs 16x. Mosey to tennis courts.
The Workout: Partner up and claim a corner of a court. Wheelbarrow the service box 3x, switching partners and doing 5x Merkins in between. I didn’t write down all of the following, so it may not be 100% accurate! But you get the idea–alternating arm and ab work.

Amphitheater. Dips 16x on ledge. Pickle pounders 16x, WWIIs 17x, Catalina wine chillers 15x on stage.

Playground. As you can see from the illustration above, there’s a difference between chin ups and pull ups. By using different hand positions, we did both. Pullups 5x each hand position (palms in, palms to front, palms to back). WWIIs 15x and plank while waiting.

Amphitheater. Dips 17x on ledge. WWIIs 17x on stage. Slide Rule notes the seemingly random counts. He argued that I just kept forgetting to stop at 15. I did not argue.

Playground. Pullups 3x each hand position (palms in, palms to front, palms to back). Plank and ab work while waiting.

Amphitheater. Erkins 21x, derkins 21x on ledge. Pickle pounders 16x, Catalina wine chillers 15x on stage.

Playground. Pullups 3x each hand position (palms in, palms to front, palms to back). Core work–abs and plank while waiting.

Amphitheater. Erkins 21x, derkins 21x on ledge. LBCs 21x, Balls To the Wall by request with 10 count by each PAX.

Mary: Indian run from amphitheater back to tennis courts. Oboe’s “favorite,” Freddie Mercurys 21x. Just enough time for 10 Merkins! Slide Rule seized the opportunity to ensure a hard stop/count of 10 with a firm HALT at 10.
Announcements: See Slack for Breathtaker accomplishments and current status.
Prayer: Slide Rule big academic test this week. Families with new babies and those expecting new babies.

Rockin’ n Blockin’ a Mutiny

FNGs: None

Warm Up: As the half past the hour drew near 16 Pax stood wondering in the gloom with mumble chatter of where oh’ where might the Q for the inaugural Red October Kettlebell workout be. Low & behold Dauber comes in near sideways at 29 past the hour. As today was “The Day” to christen the new AO alongside Mutiny we were to warm up and embrace Mary all together in good fashion. YHC called out to said Q across the way and then instructed the Pax to a 5 Burpee OYO in keeping with SouthWake’s tardy policy.

Sprinkler was on edge chomping at the bit for the signal to take warm up from there. Off to a quick lap around the field then back to parking lot for a sprinkling of SSH, Hillbillies, Imperial Walkers, Good Mornings, Daisy Pickers, & Fozio AC forwards and reverses. Here is where the group splits and Dauber drags his prey off to the tennis courts for an inaugural can of kettle bell whoop arss!

The Workout: Sprinkler & YHC co-Q’d the block work laid today. A few rounds of around the waist, curls for the girls, high knee step ups, overhead presses, rut rows, quick feet, elbow planks w/opposite leg lifts, uneven merkins, reclined chest presses, tricep extensions, wonder bra’s, parking lot block bear crawlin’ Indian run, single parking space block pushin’ burpees increasing by 1 at each line by 5 spaces, a final round the horn 10 count of  block exercises called by the remaining 8 Pax.

Mary: Merged back with the weary kettle beller’s for a date with Mary. Led by YHC started with a round of 1:4 Jack Webbs up 10/40, box cutters x 20, low slow flutters x 50.

Announcements: Christmas party coming up likely at Pablo’s place.

T-Claps (Recognition): To Sprinkler for being volunteered by YHC to co-Q his first workout last week and stepping up and doing a magnificent job in the gloom this morning.

Prayer: 16-bit dealing with some possible blood clots in one of legs, Quiver’s job situation, unspoken. YHC took us out in prayer.

Shredder’s Revenge 10/25/19

Pax of 6 this morning.
FNGs
: 0
Warm Up:

Light warm up lap to front circle

Side straddle hop

Sir Fozio Arm Circles (f&b)

Michael Phelps

Squats

Frankenstein

Squat kicks

Front hand jab, reverse punch

Merkins

Dips

The Workout:

Indian run with Imperial walkers and hillbillies around to back.

Merkins

Mosey back home

Capoeira push-ups

2 punch combo

Curb heal-taps

Rear Naked Choke

Block to Rear Naked Choke

Mary:

Low slow flutter

Crab cakes

Homer to Marg

Have a nice day

Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: crab legs, Banana seat’s daughter

Oh where does that mysterious path go?

I was late due to not being able to find keys…embarrassing. Came while the guys were running a warmup lap. I forgot to do burpees during the workout, so I owe 5 tomorrow.

FNGs: None
Warm Up: lap of baseball field, lap of parking lot, 30x SSH, 20x moroccan nighclubs, 20x smurf jacks, 10x sir fozio arm circles, stretching
The Workout:

10 pullups

2 PAX doing swing crunches, others holding plank. 3 rounds each.

Indian run to mysterious new ramp on the path behind Kenny’s Grave.

Bear crawl up path. Every step, 1 merkin.

This was a looooooong path.

10 star jumps at the top.

Crawl bear back. Every step, 1 carolina dry dock. Due to shoulder exhaustion (again, looooooong path…), Q called several audible 10 star jump sessions for shoulder recovery.

Indian run back to Kenny’s Grave.

Parking lot speedy foot work for a lap.

Mary: PAX choice
Announcements: Frosty the CSAUP
Prayer: Unspoken

BTTW til you drop!

EC: Fonzie, LED

Warm Up: I can’t remember…but I know we did 5 burpees.

The Workout:

Mosey to baseball field for one welsh dragon to 10.

Mosey back to tennis court for reconstructed burpees.

Crab walk first court, 4 turkish getups. Run back.

Crab walk two courts, 4 turkish getups and up/downs. Run back.

Crab walk three courts, 4 turkish getups and merkins. Run back.

Crab walk all four courts, 4 turkish getups and burpees. Run back.

Circle merk for 3 rounds, one side do 10 pattycake merkins, the other side do 10 brokeback merkins.

Back to tennis courts for BTTW til you drop. Losers do 5 burpees. Winner: Fonzie! 5 burpees anyways.

Mary: PAX choice.

Announcements: Frosty the CSAUP.

T-Claps (Recognition): Fonzie, our BTTW champion! And welcome to Fuquay Hardy, Florence, and K9 Poop Eater.

Prayer: Everyday life.