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There’s only one way to the top if you wanna rock and roll….

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FNGs: ZERO
Warm Up: Mumble chatter walk down to the shelter – SSH x25, Frankenstein IC x15, Daisy Picker Slow IC x10, Sir Fazio 30 sec f/b, OHC IC x15, Seal Clap IC x15, Michael Phelps
The Workout:

YHC rolled into TBD following a late pre-blast (with a nod to our 1stF Q Fanny Pack for reminding the Q he was Q…) to get the mind straight and determine what was to be determined this morning. Spicy rolls up followed by Tetanus. Tetanus and YHC are both nursing injuries so we are in good company for a zero point zero and I know Pumpkin Spice loves these so I kind of expected to see him roll in. What transpired was just that.  I brought some classic rock tunes along – inspired by my last trip here Q’d by Yogurt.

Plank-o-rama to start. 2 x 2 x 1- each exercise 30 seconds in duration, recover w/ Foxhole Merkins AMRAP for 30 seconds in between each set.

1 – Catalina Wine Makers, Shoulder Taps

2 – Nipplers, Chill Cut

3- Plank Hold

Repeato going back up Nipplers, Chill Cut, CWM, ST and FH Merkins in between each set

Mosey to the rock pile for a coupon. John Cusack back to the Shelter – Same pattern as above w/ Standard Merkins on rocks for 30 seconds AMRAP alternating from left arm on rocks to right (10 rep average each side)

1- Curls for the Girlz, Overhead Press

2- Ground Pounders, John Cusack

3 – Upright Rows

Repeato going back up


Mary: 15-20 reps each – Box Cutters, Low Slow Flutter, 6-inch hold (30 seconds), LBC, Homer to Marge (l/r), WWI, WWII, Freddy Mercury, Pickle Pounders
Announcements: Heavenly Peace donations and work signup, LAR next weekend
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: YHC took us out

No Quads Necessary

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A request was made to go easy on the quads by a particular PAX during the EC run today. Apparently, the quads were heavily targeted on Tuesday and full recovery had just not taken place. While the request was taken under advisement, it was certainly not fully honored. YHC only omitted one exercise and replaced it with a non-quad move. With kettlebells, you would eliminate snatches, swings, squats, and similar moves if you don’t use the quads…so while that certain PAX became salty, we proceeded forward generally as planned. The Bat Cave was full of municipal vehicles, police cruisers, and the sounds of mostly the Dropkick Murphy’s during Crazy Ivan today. There was a fake storm that came through last night…

FNG’s: no
Warm Up: SSH x 30 IC, Sir Fazio Arm Circles x 7 IC (F/R), Good Mornings x 10 IC, Imperial Walkers x10 IC (wait…no hillbillies?), Overhead Claps x10 IC.
The Workout: 4 Rounds of 6 Exercises. 1:15/0:15 Tabata style. Exercises were:

Figure 8’s, Kettlebell Bear Crawl, Kettlebell Squats, Snatches, Midget Love Handles, Swings.

Mary: 2o nice n slow Good Mornings IC.
Announcements: Long Ass Run March 27th, check Slack. Apparently, CarPex is trying to work on form by having “Form Week” next week. A couple of our own, Pikachu and Dawgpound, will be guest Q’s down there. Pumpkin Spice on the VQ at Ground Pounder tomorrow.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Motor Boatin’ with good health test results. YHC took us out.

The Mario Cart lineup continues…

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Saturday, March 13th

FNGs: welcome Yoshi!

This FNG was another recruit by Emeril.  3 weeks prior Emeril had brought out 2 FNG’s that were named Mario and Luigi because of their moustache’s and also because they knew each other.  Well it just so happened that Mario and Luigi knew the FNG so I had made up my mind during the ME he was going to be Yoshi…one of my favorite Mario Cart characters.  The FNG did the standard introduction in front of the group but I decided to shut it down quickly in case some of the PAX needed to get over to Grounder Pounder.  “Everyone say hello to Yoshi.”

Warm Up:  Michael Phelps arms, 10x Windmills, 10x Daisy Pickers, 10x Imperial Walkers, OYO 25-30 Merkins.

The Workout: U-Turn standard route in reverse, with a 3mi option.  This was the last weekend to earn a Mt Dew branded long sleeve T-shirt

Mary: no time unfortunately

Announcements: Long A$$ Run on Sat. March 27th, Blood Drive on Sat. March 2oth hosted by Holly Springs Rotary Club, Gillette will be a St. Baldrick’s Participant and shaving all that beautiful hair

T-Claps (Recognition): 25 PAX at U-Turn!  Picking up the 6.

Prayer: all the unspoken, those suffering from sickness, mental illness, addiction, loss of a loved one, and those who have lost their way.  Thankful for everything the good Lord provides.  YHC took us out.

The Quiet Man

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Happy St. Patrick’s Day! YHC made it a point to take the Q today at my site to deliver the celebratory beatdown and celebrate our Irish pride. Honestly not a lot of hooliganry, shenanigans, or mumblechatter during the workout today. Some workouts have a lot of chatter and a lot of laughs…others not so much. I know that YHC’s method of leading often leads to a quieter workout…but that’s my working style…get things done…I’ll get my talking in at 2nd F! Seven Hearty Hooligans posted at Womble for a 4 leaf clover of fitness…so we went to 4 different spots on the grounds. Each spot, had a relatively narrow focus on the muscle group under attack.

FNG’s: No sir!
Warm Up: SSH x 30 IC, Daisy Pickers, Annie’s, Chinooks, Seal Claps, Frankensteins all x12 IC, Good Morning x6 IC.
The Workout: We moseyed over to the baseball parking lot where PAX were instructed to bear crawl the length of the parking lot and choose a challenging large rock. We did 2 rounds, with a bear crawl/lunge walk break in between. Curls for the Girls x25, Wonderbras x15 IC, and Rut-Rows x25.

Stop 2 had us moseying to the bandstand…now to work on some upper body/chest area. Balls to the Wall x 10 IC, Irkins x25, BTTW x12IC, Dips x25, BTTW x15 IC, Derkins x20, BTTW x20 IC, Hand Release Merkins x20. People’s Chair to recover…because we would be hitting legs next. Moseyed over to the large parking lot.

YHC previously set up 4 cones for a suicide series. Run to 1st cone, 5 burpees. 2nd Cone = 10 Alternate Lunges IC, 3rd Cone = 15 Squat Jumps, 4th Cone = 20 Monkey Humpers IC. A few PAX got to start climbing down the ladder, but otherwise, we picked up the 6 and proceeded. We finished up this 3rd “leaf” with 20 Prisoner Squats, 20 Zebra Kicks x20 IC, and 20 more Prisoner Squats.

We moseyed over to the tennis courts for Mary and stretching.
Mary: WW1’s x20, Dying Cockroach x 20 IC, LSF x 20 IC, and Pickle Pounders x 20 IC. Pigeon Pose both sides, high plank, side plank both side, high plank, Good mornings x6 IC. Slainte!!!
Announcements: Great TEDTalk last night about ShieldLocks. Check out the archive if you weren’t able to be there. Long Ass Run, Saturday March 27th.
T-Claps (Recognition): Cancun for getting out here and posting quite often since starting 4 weeks ago. Way to get it!
Prayer: Cancun and his wife’s book deal/process, FloJoe and his M…she’s got a good job possiblity, hope it goes well. YHC took us out. Grateful to be here this morning with these HIM!

Crazy Ivan

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The Workout: rotation of 7 bell exercises while taking turns (OnePAX at a time) 75 pound atlas ball carry 20 feet, five burpee’s, carry the ball back
Mary: LBC, box cutters, “bring Sally up“ push-ups
Announcements: ATT long ass run last Saturday of the month.
Prayer: prayers for Docs child preparing for surgery this month. Prayers for the family and friends of pumpkin spice his friend who passed.

Bombtastic time at Downtown Train

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Saw no one had signed up for the Q at DT for today, so I figured I would handle it this week, clown-car’d with Bobby Boucher, when we arrived saw the Bondo was already there, Cancun and pumpkin spice pulled in shortly after.

FNGs: None

Took a short Job around the circle and headed for the parking deck for the warm-up.
Warm Up: SSH, Sir Fazio (or sun gods)F/R, Imperial Walkers, Spinal Twists, Good Mornings
The Workout:
          Thang 1: Stayed in the parking deck and partnered up for a set of B.O.M.B.S  50 Big Boy Situps, 100 Overhead claps, 150 Merkins, 200 lBc’s 250 Ssquats.
         Thang 2: 2 sets if 7’s across the parking deck, star jumps and monkey humpers then,  Moroccan Night Clubs and Lunges

Finished up and head back to the flag for Mary
Mary: Modified onit 6mins abs 10-sec plank, 10-sec knees to elbows, 20-sec mountain climbers, 20-sec situps, 20-sec Freddy Mercury, 20-secs American Hammer
Announcements: Downtown Train April neighborhood challenge, Ted Talk Tuesday the 16th.
T-Claps (Recognition): Cancun still going strong after a month (or so) of posting.
COT: 5 – 1 Respect, 4 mehs.
Prayer: YHC Wife as she deals with auto-immune issues, Petsounds (carpex) recovery from stitches, Praises for Pumpkins Spices Mentors good news, all of our front line workers.

 

Are you a Member of the Clergy?

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Sometimes when an FNG shows up, you gotta ask, “are you a priest or pastor, or member of the clergy?” Because we’re about to talk about rock spanks with consent and without consent and pickle pounders, etc. Today’s FNG Abacus, was not a member of the clergy so we had the “all clear” to commence with the best mumblechatter in Southwake. YHC sought to set the stage for ridiculousness by introducing the Bag of Wrenches (about a 30lb. bag of wrenches, literally) that would accompany us on our short journey today.

FNG’s: Welcome aboard Abacus!!!
Warm Up: Shredder got us started off with SSH x 15 IC as YHC got some extra gloves for our FNG. This was followed by Good Mornings x 20 IC, Imperial Walkers into Hillbillies x 15 IC, Hand Release Merkins x 20, Seal Claps x 10 IC, Overhead Claps x 10 IC, Donkey Kicks x 20 IC, Hand Release Merkins x 10, Good Mornings x 10 IC.
The Workout: Mosey over for some rock work as Shredder and Pumpkin Spice shared the load of Bag of Wrenches.

Circle of Rock

2 Rounds of each: Squats x15, Rut-Rows x15, Hand Release/Release Merkins x 10 IC, Curls for the Girls x15, Tricep Extension x15, Rock Spanks x15 IC, Chest Press x25, Shoulder Press x15.

The circle of rock continued except 4 PAX stepped up to do 25 Curls for the Girls with the Bag of Wrenches, while the rest of the circle did AMRAP Ground Pounders the entire time. PAX not Curling or Pounding were Planking.

Wall of Pain

Each PAX took a turn doing 25 Curls for the Girls with the Bag of Wrenches while the rest of the PAX alternated between BTTW and People’s Chair. With 13 fellas…this took awhile!

Mosey to the playground with Shredder and 3rd Cousin grabbing the bag to travel. When we got there, 4 different PAX stepped up to be our “wrench curlers” while all others did AMRAP step-ups. PAX not curling or stepping, were planking.

Mary: LBC’s x20 IC, Homer to Marge X 20 IC, WW1’s x 20, Pickle Pounders x20 IC, short mosey back to the flag for Donkey Kicks x 10 IC. I told these guys not to leave open spots on the Q Sheet!
Announcements: Long Ass Run, March 27th. Downtown Train has an April “Neighborhood Challenge” coming up.
T-Claps (Recognition): Pumpkin Spice and Forceps for the double down and Pumpkin Spice will be on the VQ at Ground Pounder next week. That dude is gonna uncork it on us! Welcome Abacus (works in finance…close to Bean Counter…but).
Prayer: Motor Boatin’ and his new job, Pumpkin Spice has a friend who has recovered from a possible brain tumor, fellow PAX in Carpex with various injuries, those struggling with addiction, depression, mental illness, and grief. When we pray…God moves! YHC took us out.

Who let the dog out?

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EC: Emeril.  Was hoping Dawgpound would show up but apparently he’s on puppy duty and EC is a no go for the next couple weeks.

Warm Up:
Bounce
Spinal Rotation
Swimmers
Hips in barrel
Hinge
Foot Trace

The Workout:

Each exercise 10 each side or 20 combined

Round 1:
Seated Shoulder Press
20 LBC in cadence

Round 2:
Seated Shoulder Press
Ballistic Curl
20 LBC in cadence
Round 3:
Seated Shoulder Press
Ballistic Curl
Arched chest press
20 LBC in cadence
Round 4:
Seated Shoulder Press
Ballistic Curl
Chest Press
Romanian Deadlift to single leg deadlift
20 Low Slow Flutter in cadence
Round 5:
Seated Shoulder Press
Ballistic Curl
Chest Press
Romanian Deadlift to single leg deadlift
Death March
20 Low Slow Flutter in cadence
Round 6:
Seated Shoulder Press
Ballistic Curl
Chest Press
Romanian Deadlift to single leg deadlift
Death March
Squats of some form
20 Low Slow Flutter in cadence
Work back down removing an exercise.  We threw in some burpees and Merkins to replace the core exercise.  We got through all 12 rounds.

Mary:
Homer to Marge was all we had time for


Announcements:
Long ass run, Ted Talk (Shield Lock)


T-Claps (Recognition):


Prayer:
Mike’s family (Pumpkin Spices friend that passed), Sadiq, Doc and Norm

Snatch is a favorite

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A little uncertainty heading into the workout with the health of the Q’s shoulder. No injury, just sore after jabbing a needle into it. Apparently there was some interest in Yoga, but no one spoke up so we relocated some weight.

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Sir Fazio Arm Circles, Good mornings, SSH, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies
The Workout: Consisted of building on previous exercises and creating a flow.
Tabata style: 45 on, 15 off for 9 minutes, alternating the exercise every minute.. 3 sets of 9 minute workout
Set 1: Clean, Kettlebell Swing, Merkins
Set 2: Clean & Press, Snatch, Jump Squats
Set 3: Clean & Press & Lunge, Snatch & Squat, Burpees
Mary: Stretching and finish with have a nice day
Announcements: Long Ass Run, Bacon doing Goggins Challenge, Update to Freed to Lead (What’s your story)
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Docs Daughter, Norm’s daughter and family, A client of Dahmer. YHC took us out

Jessie’s Girl and the After Song

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It was good to see several cars in the lot already as I pulled up early for GP. Tclaps to Shredder who hopped out of his car and went for an EC run with the promise of no burpees by the Q if he was late getting back. Forceps rolled up right on time bringing the music with him, because the pax at GP do get grumpy without their music. Little did he know how important it would be later to set the mood for my new Mary Circuit.

FNGs:N/a
Warm Up: side straddle hops(by most, Gump hops by 1, and attempted Gump hops by another), good mornings, fozzy arm circles forward and reverse, Michael Phelps, and daisy pickers.
The Workout: our normal rocks were halfway underwater so mosey to the new rock pile for a medium to large rock. I was very proud of everyone today as I didn’t see any one arm pebbles this week. John cusack, curls for the girls, and mumble chatter (something about morning enemas) as we mosey to the game board by the basketball courts.

Everyone lined up by the color wheel with rocks for the main event. Pax would spin the wheel, I would move on the board to that color, we would do a super ground pounder as the buy in for every turn there’d been (1,2, 3, etc.), the pax that spun would call a 10 count move, we would all execute that move, and then rotate down a rock. It took 15 turns to make it to the end and we ended with a 20 count move to finish.

Cusack, curls for the girls, and mumble chatter(something about a trip to Circle K, had to be there for this one!) as we returned the rocks to their exact location and mosey back to the start for Mary

Mary: Inspired by GP 2 weeks ago I promised to make a Jessie’s Girl Circuit based on some mumble chatter. Forceps had it on the playlist and got it started.
Jessie’s Girl: 10 count 3rd Nipplers(thanks Gump for the inspiration), 6 inches hold, pickle pounders, homer to marge right leg up, and homer to marge left leg up. Then rinse and repeat for Round 2. This circuit lasts much longer than the song and I think we hit a different playlist for the after song.
Finished things up with an embrace the suck plank hold.

Announcements: Mama’s Thrift moving tomorrow morning 7am
T-Claps (Recognition): All pax that made it out for some ridiculousness and a reasonable Q
Prayer: Fanny Pack traveling, covid relief, unspokens