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May 15th Cletus: Started Friday off right but I stopped Short! as Hardy killed the Q

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FNGs:  YES!  Nick Singleton AKA Moped headlocked by Tetanus
Warm Up:  The usual – SSH’s, Fazio Arm Circles FW & Rev, Daisy Pickers, Good Mornings
The Workout:  A tribute to @Yogurt as we headed to one of his favorite places the Pit today.

Thing 1:  11’s Burpees and Plank Jacks across the field.  I tried to add an extra 11 Burpees at the end but got called out that I had it wrong (but Hardy would save the day!), so we headed up the stairs.

Thing 2:  Divided into two groups, 1 group BTW, 2nd group 10X merkins, Switch.  10 count Merkins was long enough so we went to 20 on round 2.  20 seemed to long but there was 1 PAX that couldn’t get enough.  For round 3, it was group 1 peoples chair, group 2 – I requested an exercise, no one had time to respond before Hardy called out Burpees. 10 X Burpees it was.  Repeat for round 4.

Thing 3:  Headed to rocks as I had pre-blasted last week and didn’t deliver on.  15X Curls for the girls, 15X Tricep extensions, 10X overhead Press, 10X Squats, Repeat

Mary:  Popcorn Mary – 15X Pickle Pounders, 15X LSF’s, 30 Merkins (Hardy killed the Q on this one as I was forced to “stop short” and forget what Florence called out next 15X of something), 15X Homer to Marge, and finally Have a nice day.
Announcements: Check Slack
T-Claps (Recognition):  @Moped for hanging in until the end
Prayer:  All those affected or helping with Coronavirus

May 8th Cletus: What have I done!

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FNGs:
Warm Up: The usual, SSH, Fazio arm circles FW and Rev, Overhead Seal Claps, Seal Claps, Daisy Pickers
The Workout:  Stack em and Un-Stack-em:  Around the soccer fields with a stop on each side at the parking lot, we stacked 10 Burbees, 15 Merkins, 20 Sumo Squats, 25 Freddie Mercuries and then repeated with a full stack and then began the un-stack.
Mary:  A core annihilation brought to you by Aquaman, I really don’t remember as I was forced to modify but it was intense and definitely had some boat/canoes in there.
Announcements:  I don’t remember, need to shake off the rust and start posting backblasts in a timely manner.
T-Claps (Recognition):  Everyone for completing this workout, it was a Mother#%#@!
Prayer:  Shame on me, I remember Fanny Packs daughter and her stomach bug but there was another significant prayer request that slips my memory.

E-Ticket Rides at Disney

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FNGs:  None

EC:  ShamWow!, Nemo and Full House

Showed up to Disney with three workouts planned in my head.  I wasn’t sure how many PAX would take my challenge after taking a picture of the abyss and posting it on the socials.  I wanted to make sure I had a plan for 3 PAX, <10 PAX or  >10 PAX.  It was a very long time since I had taken the 22 mins drive at o dark hundred in the morning.  I drove in silence doing a walk through in my head of the planned activities.   Planted the flag and greeted PAX I had not seen in 8 weeks.

Warm Up:  Nine PAX and a pooch took to the pitch after a mosey around it.  Completed SSH, Hillbillies, Good am, Seal Claps, Overhead Claps, Fazio Arm Circles, and static arm stretches.  The pitch was beautiful (flat, manicured) with temps  in the high fifties.

The Workout:  Mosey to the abyss.  Paired up for a Dora: 100 merkins, 200 LBCs, 300 SSH; hold squat/ completed squats and helped PAX finish their Dora.  Thanks for the assistance on the count of SSH Nemo – apologies for not clarifying single vs four count SSH.  Partner not doing Dora, ran/walked the stairs.  At the bottom of the stairs, PAX completed 5 Star jumps before starting back up.  Some PAX chose running up the dirt trail parallel to stairs.  Indian run back to pitch.  Nice sprints by Yogurt and POTS.

Mary: Lots of yoga.  Popcorn 10c AB work.

Announcements:  See Slack/FB

T-Claps (Recognition):  Special shout out to my Shield-lock brothers:  Masters for their support.

Prayer: YHC took us out.  Prayers for injured PAX, everyone struggling with pandemic, first responders, delivery drivers.  Honored to lead.

Avoiding Crop Dusters at TBD

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ToBeDETERMINED reopened today with 9 pax plus a Poopeater ready to get after it! YHC and Doc collaborated to be sure we had a plan for both the workout and how to keep social distancing order among the Pax. After all, this is TBD, so YHC had 3 separate plans for work today and let the pax choose some options during warm-ups. POTS chose the number 25. Doc chose a hybrid workout (rather than running/no running), and hardy chose the track (rather than bandshell or tennis court). These choices led us to a BLIMPS workout. How’s that work??? Only YHC knows…

FNG’s: None

Warm Up: Good Mornings, Fazio Arm Circles, Frankenstein’s, Windmills, and Imperial Walkers. Mosey on over to the track.
The Workout: BLIMPS. Exercises and each of the four “corners” of the track as we successfully moseyed roughly 2.5 miles during the workout. Exercises were: 5 burpees each corner, 10 lunges IC each corner, 15 IWs IC each corner, 20 merkins each corner, 25 plank jacks, and 30 Squats each corner. YHC told various pax to call cadence on our travels and they did a fine job. Also learned an important rule…DO NOT follow Pikachu on the left…he may “crop dust” you!  Just sayin.

Groups did plank hold to wait for the six at the end…much to certain pax chagrin. Yogurt was very focused as it seemed to demonstrating a technique to Sprinkler at the last stop. A few calls of “take your time fellas” and it was back to the flag.
Mary: Only time for 20 Pickle Pounders IC
Announcements: We’re back baby!!!!
T-Claps (Recognition): Doc and his leadership as site Q showing me the ropes this week!
Prayer: Our leaders with important decisions to be announced Friday. Military and first responders. My daughter Julia, stomach virus last ten days….seems to be recovering.

So thankful… to lead, sweat, and mumblechatter alongside you mighty men!

Will We Get Wet Today???

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A quiet workout among the pax this morning. Lots of reasons I suppose… but, whatever the reason, the pax showed up ready to work. Some rain came in earlier this morning and altered YHC’s plans for significant ground work along with a few elements YHC wanted to refrain from given the whole COVID goings on lately. (ie. we laid off the picnic tables and playground equipment) It’s ok…more up the sleeve and after a few LSF’s on the back, YHC opted to keep the pax dry today. Flag planted. 5:30. Go!

FNG’s: Not this morning.
Warm Up: Circled up for Frankenstein x 20, then 10 counts of: GM’s, Seal Claps, Overhead Claps, IW’s, Hillbillies, and Windmills all IC. Mosey over to the old Ivan lot.
The Workout: 3 rounds of some 4 Corners.

Round 1: 3,6,9, & 12 count burpees in the corners. Run long stretches, lunge walk the short ones. OYO. LSF’s for the six. This is where 187 tried to get some mumblechatter going.

Round 2: Repeato above but 5,10,15, & 20 count shoulder taps on the corners. Round done IC.

Round 3: OYO again. 5,10,15, & 20 count star jumps at the corners. Bear crawl short ends instead. 187 unsuccessfully tried to get mumblechatter going all along the way. Hardy was blowing the entire pax away during this series. Acceleration in the making!

Mosey to the bandstand. YHC wanted to throw some credit to 187 for breaking the silence a lot this morning, so I thought 1+8+7=16. 16 counts of dips, irkins, and step-ups/boxjumps (for those who see well in the dark, not me). Repeated this cycle twice. Also, hit up 16 count for each pax while doing People’s Chair x 2, and spilt it up for 8 count each pax doing BTTW x 2. Mosey over to picnic shelter.

Pax splits into 2 groups. Group 1 does SSH AMRAP, while group 2 calls on ‘ol Jack Webb up to a 5 count on the down, 15 count on the up IC. Switch Groups.

Repeato except group 1 does alternating lunges while group 2 does the Webb’s.

Burpee Indian run around the track until we got into the Cletus cage for Mary. Pax grabbed ahold of some fence for 20 count fence squats and 5 count each pax People’s Chair once more.

Mary: About 2:30 of regular and chill cut planks closed us out.
Announcements: Pay attention to Pikachu’s guidelines for AO’s and COT’s. Listen to the NAN TAAN!

YHC shared a minute. At times like these and other personally crazy times in life, we can feel surrounded by chaos and we look for peace…no matter what side of this COVID thing your mind has taken you to. This morning, the blood, sweat, and tears that I left out on this pavement and in these parking lots and the brotherhood of the pax brought peace and familiarity back to me. I hope it did for all pax today too, regardless of where you posted, who you posted with, or the miles a lot of pax banged out. #stayhard.
T-Claps (Recognition): All the pax getting out there today.
Prayer: Flojoe’s dad recovery from surgery, Katniss co-worker who passed and his family for peace. Our Nation, the sick, the injured.

Field Trip In The Gloom

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EC: Aquaman, Hershey, Katniss, Maybelline, Peachy

FNGs: Welcome Peachy and Hershey
Warm Up:None
The Workout:3 mile run with leg and core work. Every time we crossed a street, 20 LBCs IC, Stoped at every bench downtown and either did 20 squats, WWIs, or LBCs. Speed work thrown in at times along with chill cut planks while waiting on partner to run 2 poles down and back. Finished with 5k pace around soccer field always picking up the 6. Kept it pretty random so we never knew what was next. Nice work fellas!
Mary: Lumped in with workout
Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:Forceps family, unspoken

You Ain’t Cool Unless You Pee Your Pants…

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YHC’s SouthWake Q Tour rolled through Tiger’s Blood this morning. Woke up to steady rainfall as I arrived to a dimly lit parking lot. No cars had rolled in and in looking at the watch made sense as it had just turned 5am. Planted the flag, affixed my headlamp and took a scenic tour around the grounds. Having never Q’d this site, YHC was not only taking inventory of the equipment, but also trying to locate problem areas (ie: puddles) to avoid throughout the workout. Did an entire loop around the school after learning that in places behind the school, we’d need actual canoes to cross. After confirming the path to the track, YHC made his way back to the lot to see Warbuck’s had arrived and was out getting some early miles.

Pulled some cones out of the car for some warm up agility and sat back in the car to keep somewhat dry while waiting for any sign of life. May have been about 4 minutes before the first car rolled in, shattering the first agility cone I had laid out in the process. Just then a few cars were seen heading left to the track. At the time I had thought it must be Banana Seat and whoever else he had wrangled into the temporary Speed Racer AO this morning.

Restoring faith in alarm clocks, Midget was seen rolling in and backing into his spot, along with a car I hadn’t seen before. As the doors opened to this clown car, a trio of Florence, Hardy, and a four-legged Poop Eater emerged.

3 minutes until “Go Time” Warbucks comes sauntering in. A few exchanges and pleasantries among the PAX and we were off with the following warm up.

Warm Up: Skinny loop mosey around the lot, quickly transitioned to puddle shuffles zig zagging from cone to cone and then back to the start for more shuffles in the opposite direction. One more time slaloming between the cones and then circled up for the following…

Imperial Walkers X 10, Hillbillies X20, Good Mornings X10 IC, “Bat Wings”- Fazio 20F\20B, Seal Claps X20, Overhead Claps X20, Chinooks X20. By this time there was quite a bit of mumblechatter being invoked by Midget with Quiver reciprocating the exchange..YHC had assumed this opening ceremony was being received as boring, so YHC figured he’d change it up a little. It was starting to rain a little harder, so did what every caring Q would do in this situation, and found some shelter in front of the school, where there was a long wall…

The Workout: While under shelter, instructed the 6 PAX to partner up for some Patty Cake Merkins X20. With the arms warmed up, instructed PAX to hold in People’s Chair X 20 in cadence. With both arms and legs fully activated, introduced a new exercise which I’ll call Burpee Wall Walkers for now. These have probably been named something, but have never seen them performed at any AO yet, so I’m gonna claim them in this backblast until someone tells me otherwise.

Instructed PAX to remain with backs to the wall, leaving about 6 inches, or enough space to perform a burpee (or several). PAX performed 5 Burpees on YHC’s down and up with backs facing the wall. After performing the 5 burpees, PAX slowly climbed the wall backwards into B2B position, holding for a 5 count and then wall walking 3 spaces to the left. Continued this with 4, 3, 2, 1 burpee counts. Suddenly the mumblechatter had changed to inquiries of the Q’s sanity.

Mosey’d to the track and saw 2 head lamps carrying a steady pace in the distance. We later confirmed that it was Banana Seat and LED getting some soggy miles. This morning’s track work would be a modified Billy Madison running routine (see Lexicon). Had 4 rounds planned where we split the track in quarters at the corners. In the first round PAX would run in a straight line with YHC setting the pace.

Corner 1: Squats on YHC’s Up\Down X12

Corner 2: Squats X12, Star Jumps X12

Corner 3: Squats X12, Star Jumps X12, SSH X12

Corner 4: Squats X12, Star Jumps X12, SSH X12, Lunges X6L, X6R

Round 2: Indian Run

Corner 1: Merkins X12,

Corner 2: Merkins X12, Diamond Merkins X12

Corner 3: Merkins X12, Diamond Merkins X12, Carolina Dry (Wet) Docks X12

Corner 4: Merkins X12, Diamond Merkins X12, Carolina Dry (Wet) Docks X12, Nipplers X12

Round 3: Bataan Death Run w\trailing PAX performing 3 Merkins from the back before sprinting to the front

Repeat Exercises from Round 1.

Quick check of time and a Billy Madison Quote from Warbucks, and knew it was time to lead PAX back to the flag for Mary. Though we didn’t get all 4 rounds YHC had planned, solid work by PAX all around and great push by all PAX in completing the exercises at the corners.

Mary: Arriving back to the flag via Indian Run, circled up for some Annie’s X10 L\R, Pickle Pounders X20, Shoulder Taps X10, Roll up in to Downward Dog, Left Leg Over Right, Right Leg Over Right. As it was raining, decided to end the workout in the same way Andy Dufresne did in Shawshank Redemption after he escaped prison with the aptly named exercise the “Shawshank.” (see lexicon)…

Announcements: Check local listings on Slack for 3rd F opportunities.

T-Claps (Recognition): All PAX getting after it in the rain.

Prayer: Quiver’s family member, Carrie, who passed recently. Florence’s family member Alex (age 12) battling illness. Continued prayers for Wallaby. Those struggling with substance abuse and all unspoken.

Men- Always an honor to lead. Looking forward to many more in the coming weeks.

Cletus gets a younger Q. The year of Katniss!

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EC:  Katniss, Full House, Maybelline, UTI

PAX:  Katniss, Full House, Maybelline, UTI, Yogurt, Doc, Fanny Pack, Tetanus, Kosher, Dahmer, Abe, Roger Roger, Snap, Florence, Hardy, Oboe, and Poop Eater

FNGs: Nope

So I have to poke fun that Cletus indeed gets a younger Q, unfortunately the previous Q can put most 20 year olds to shame and we will just have to see about the new Q, although I expect him to at least carry on the impeccable cadence and count that you have come to expect!

As a side note, Poop Eater and UTI were in rare form, and brought much comic relief to the workout.  Yes, I do think it’s appropriate to group Poop Eater and UTI antics together.

Warm Up: 10 Fazio arm circles forward and back, 10 overhead claps, 10 seal claps, 20 SSH, 10 Imperial Walkers, 10 Hillbillies, 10 Daisey Pickers
The Workout:

1) A modified 4 corner Stack’em around the soccer field, 10 Squats in cadence, 10 Merkins, 10 LBC’s, and 10 Mountain climbers in Cadence.  Sprint log sections, Mosey short sections.  Subtract exercise on the next lap

2) Mosey to the rock pile, 15 curls for the girls, 15 overhead press, 15 tricep extentions.  Split Indian run around the baseball field, repeat exercises with rock and head back for Mary

Mary: Popcorn from the Pax
Announcements: Frosty (well it’s too late you missed it), Oakwood 24 event for healing transitions, Christmas party next Saturday
T-Claps (Recognition):  Yogurt’s leadership for Cletus for the last year!
Prayer:  Kosher’s cousin’s family, Quiver and family

Tips on staying warm

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Warm Up:Jog to big parking lot with high knees to circle up.  SSHx15, GoodMx10, Windmillx10, MClimbx10, FArmCx10 forward/backward, Overheadclapsx10, sealclapsx10, Hillbx10,Impwalkx10, SSHx15
The Workout:   Partner up for Dora and gather 1 big rock for the couple.  150 Squats, 200 Wonder bras, 300 straight leg dead lifts.  Other partner ran a lap around the parking lot and picked up where other partner left off.  This went on for some time.  Still had enough time to do a 3 line(parking line) bear crawl to 1 merkin and lunge walk back for 2 merkin.  This went on till we achieved 10 merkins.

Mary: Barely enough time for Mary but, we pressed on.  Mainly because the Q does not like laying in water and the parking lot was wet but, we forged ahead with LBCx10, lowslowflutx10, anklebiterx10, WW2x10, boxcutterx10 and homertomargex10(to which we learned we are doing this wrong) So i’ve been wrong for 2 years.
Announcements:  Christmas party, Q sheet (be sure to sign up)  Yogurt and I are looking for site Q’s for Cletus.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Noah Ark M has taken a step back, please pray for her.  Several babies born and more on the way.

TIPS to stay warm:

Avoid wind, keep all body parts covered from the wind and when running or standing, wear hoodie to put your hands inside to keep them out of the wind.

Skull cap is important to keep heat in.  Always wear in lower temps.

The Q can play a major role in keeping you warm but, keeping you out of wet grass and water spots.

Wear gloves with cloth back so when your nose is running you have some place to wipe your nose.

Layers!!!! Da Business rules on layers.  Under 60 degrees is a 2 layer day (shirt, hoodie), under 40 is a 3 layer day (shirt, hoodie, plastic or nylon cover), under 20 is a 4 layer day (winter shirt, Fleece, Hoodie, plastic or nylon cover).  All temps below 60 require 2 layers on the bottom.

BTTW til you drop!

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EC: Fonzie, LED

Warm Up: I can’t remember…but I know we did 5 burpees.

The Workout:

Mosey to baseball field for one welsh dragon to 10.

Mosey back to tennis court for reconstructed burpees.

Crab walk first court, 4 turkish getups. Run back.

Crab walk two courts, 4 turkish getups and up/downs. Run back.

Crab walk three courts, 4 turkish getups and merkins. Run back.

Crab walk all four courts, 4 turkish getups and burpees. Run back.

Circle merk for 3 rounds, one side do 10 pattycake merkins, the other side do 10 brokeback merkins.

Back to tennis courts for BTTW til you drop. Losers do 5 burpees. Winner: Fonzie! 5 burpees anyways.

Mary: PAX choice.

Announcements: Frosty the CSAUP.

T-Claps (Recognition): Fonzie, our BTTW champion! And welcome to Fuquay Hardy, Florence, and K9 Poop Eater.

Prayer: Everyday life.