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You got Jokes? I got Burpees!

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FNGs: Not Today
Warm Up: A few jokes were being thrown out as we huddled before the workout. YHC didn’t take them lightly, so we Mosey off for a quick 0.7 Mile loop.  YHC wasn’t impressed with the effort on the run and called out 34 Burpees OYO to get things started! Circled up for SSH x34, Moroccan Night Clubs x17, hold squat for seal claps x17, right into Monkey Humpers x17. Mosey to back side of HT
The Workout: We continued where we left off yesterday with the shoulder burn and found some wall on the back of HT. People’s Chair until PAX brought it in. BTW hold for 10 seconds, shoulder tap BTW x10, hold BTW for 10 seconds and then shoulder tap BTW x10. We rinsed and repeated! Mosey over by car wash to find some rail. Erkins x17, Derkins x17 Dips x34, Rinse and Repeat. Next we mosey over to the Goodwill lot for some Empty Wheelbarrow Doracides. We got into groups of 3. 2 Pax did Empty Wheelbarrow suicides using 5 parking spots (Think of a crab walk wheelbarrow 🙂 ) While the 3rd pax of the group worked on the Dora 100 Merkins, LBC’s & Squats. Upon completion I told the PAX about YHC and Peeping Tom’s exercise that made the F3 exicon, the Peeping Lipstick. We did 10 Peeping Lipsticks OYO to commemorate the induction into the Exicon (Think Turkish Get up Star Jump)
Mary: Mary was given a nice 9 minutes this morning for some Abys work. We did various excercises from our six and plank position. We ended with American Hammers x17 and my favorite Diamond Merkins x17
Announcements: Picnic October 12, 9/11 Stairclimb 0545
T-Claps (Recognition): All Pax for dealing with YHC the last two days!
Prayer: Crablegs and his family, Noah’s Ark family and wife Michelle, Pacman, Emeril’s Family

Honor to lead the last two days Men! Looking forward to more

Lipstick

Labor Day Convergence 7 of Diamonds

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FNGs: Welcome Bunny Hop and Cousin Eddie!
Warm Up: Disclaimer was given. Bootcamp and Frisbee split up.  Convergence crowd mosey down Sugg Farm Rd to big field with Tree.  Flag was planted and we Bear Crawl Burbee to a comfortable spot.  (YHC called out Grizzly as we Bear Crawl and Burpees were performed.  Circle up for: SSH x50, Daisy Pickers x15, FAC x10 Fwd x10 Rev, Overhead Claps x10, Seal Claps x10, Mountain Climber x10, Mountain Goats x10.  Count off and split into 4 groups for accountability.
The Workout: 7 of Diamonds! YHC called out 4 meeting spots in the field that made up the diamond. At each meeting spot we completed the excercise of the round. Round 1 – 7 4×4’s Round 2 – 14 Plank Jacks Round 3 – 21 Diamond Merkins Round 4 –  28 Imperial Walkers Round 5 – 21 Wide Plank Merkins Round 6 – 14 Mountain Climbers with last 4 of each set Mountain Goats Round 7 – 7 Turkish Get Ups
Mary: Circle up around flag for 5 minute plank hold. YHC started off with Bear Crawl Ring of Fire by moving 3 spots to right and swapping out PAX. We continued this for 5 minutes while holding various Plank Positions and Pickle Pounders
Announcements: If you didn’t get enough today, YHC has the Q at Purple Cobra tomorrow. BRR? I believe it’s this week 🙂
T-Claps (Recognition): FNG’s and Sponsors for coming to a 1hr convergence
Prayer: Crab Legs, Noah’s Ark wife Michelle and their Family

Pump Up the Volume

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FNGs:

N/A

Warm Up:

To the song Get Low by Dillon Francis…

While song starts SSH X 10. As the song says get low gradually go into squat as low as you can go. Hold squat during … low… low… low…low. Some struggling here,  but effort made. This may have caused some turtle heads, especially SlideRule. Back into SSH X 10,  Morracon night clubs X 20, Plank jacks X 20. Repeat – As song says get low gradually go into squat as low as you can go Hold squat during …. Low… low ….. Low … low. SSH X 10, Morracon night clubs X 20, plank Jacks X 20.

The Workout:

Circle of Burpee Pain.  Playlist was a preview of upcoming evolution of men and continued until everyone finished. (All  along the Watchtower, Immigrant Song, Eye of the Tiger, Livin’ on a Prayer, Smells Like Teen Spirit, Everlong, Mo Money Mo Problems. )

55 – burpees in total with exercises in between.

10 burpees OYO, Plank Hold X 55 IC

9 burbees OYO, Freddie Mercury X 45 IC

8 burbees OYO, Plank Jacks X 40 IC

7 burbees OYO, Flutter kicks X 35

6 burbees OYO, Alternating Shoulder taps X 30

5 burbees OYO, Merkins X 25

4 burbees OYO, Diamond merkins X 20

3 burbees OYO, Slow low merkin X 15

2 burbees OYO, Spider merkins X 10

1 burbee OYO, Ranger Merkin X 5

With everyone winded the PAX transitioned into Evolution of man suicide run.

First up – Spiderman crawl – to first bush along the long parking lot beside the school. Sprint back and plank hold.

Next up – Bear crawl to second bush. Sprint back and plank hold.

Third round -Duck walk to third bush. Sprint back and plank hold.

Final round – Run to the last tree bush.  Sprint back and plank hold.

Evolution of man and song concluded and the PAX formed an Indian Run with most with most winded at this point. The PAX made their way back to the cars for Mary.  Along the way back a sighting of the bearded mystery man appeared. He very much looked like Bernie.

Mary:

Partner up and while listening to Roxanne by the Police the PAX did SSH’s for the entire song and with each “Roxanne” a  partner Merkin Clab was executed.

One round of guantanamo’s followed by plank hold with each pax jumping over each PAX in the circle.  To conclude a quick round of AH’s X 20, Boat Canoe’s X 20, and have a good day.

Everyone gave it what they had with minimal complaining.  The Q had a request for limited running, but a little over a mile was clocked.
Announcements:

See Slack
Prayer:

Noah’s ark and Crablegs.

Return of B.R.O.K.E.D.

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EC: 187, Axe, Dawgpound, Dumbo, Pablo

ECECEC: Pikachu

FNGs: None.

Warm Up: 10 x SSH, 10 x Good Mornings. Explained the route and off we go.

The Workout:  Some running AOs refer to themselves as “BRR Friendly”….. R4TJ likes to refer to their flavor of BRR training route as the BLUE RIDGE OUTRAGEOUS KLIMB ELEVATION DEMO. We here at R4TJ like to say that your legs will feel B.R.O.K.E.D. when you’re done – Satisfaction Guaranteed! So…We got B.R.O.K.E.D.!!!

Mary: Not present.

Announcements: Labor Day Convergence AO…Lipstick has the Q. Check Slack and FB for more information

T-Claps (Recognition):  Great work out there this morning everyone….Crossway is no joke and everyone was getting after it. Pikachu for getting in 20 miles this morning!

Prayer: Noah’s Ark and his family, Crablegs and his ALS summer tour, injured PAX, unspoken

It was an honor to lead!

It’s called a plank, not downward dog.

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Warm Up: Quick mosey from the Ting Lot up the ramp to the ticket booths. SSH x50 (for Pikachu), Frankenstein x15, Imperial Walker x12, Daisy Picker x15 (Slow), off to the thang…
The Workout: My first Q at Paradise City and this was a crew who I knew would bring it. I was just trying to keep up… We did a stacked Dora of sorts. Here’s the workout:

All stops were lead in with 2 groups of 4 in an Indian Run through Stop 4 – Where we did partner sprints to the next, on YHC’s count – ending with jail breaks into the last 2. The speed on these Indian Runs were no joke… Nice work men!

Stop 1: 20 Hand Release Merkin, 20 Smurf Jacks

Stop 2: 20 HRM, 20 SJ, 50 Low Slow Flutter (2 count)

Stop 3: 20 HRM, 20 SJ, 20 LSF, 50 Mountain Climbers

Stop 4: 20 HRM, 20 SJ, 20 LSF, 20 MC, 50 second Plank Hold (Emeril calls out to YHC about it being a plank and not downward dog…. Good form!)

Next 4 stops, remove the first exercise and shift down with 50 second planks at each stop. (Pablo to Emeril about downward dog…. “I’m stretching”)

Looking at the time as we inched nearing just the 50 second plank hold left, YHC decided to add 50 WWII’s with the 50 second plank as we rounded back for Mary.

Mary:  Popcorn Mary with 20 count exercises – round the horn for 8 in total ending with Pickle Pounders and Have a nice day.

Announcements: We decided to skip the social calendar for 2020 with YHC at the helm again… 10/12 save the date for South Wake BBQ at Harris Lake. Sign up for Iron PAX Challenge – LED stepping up to run the weekly Q. See Slack.
T-Claps (Recognition): EC: Pablo, Lucky, UTI, Pikachu (I think I saw he got +8 this am starting at 4:30, Solid brother…)
Prayer: Noah’s Ark, Unspoken. YHC took us out.

Fast Dealer……recover on the plank jack.

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6 PAX for Ground Pounder…

13plus Miles EC for Pikachu and Cupid… much respect

FNGs:none

Warm Up: 10fwd/rev arm circles, 10 Cotton Pickers / 3 long good mornings.

Mosey to back wall of toilet block.
The Workout:

DECK OF CARDS – face cards 10, total 94 reps per suit

hearts = Plank Jacks cadence

diamond = what else, ‘the diamond merkin’

clubs = balls cadence

spades = box cutters

the deck was delt in record time (sub 25min!), mosey to rocks, size was described as ‘one you would want to take home’ then back to the wall.

PAX in line, each called a 10 count rock move… then right shuffle, 1 PAX bear crawls to the end for their rock. Rinse and repeated 4 times…. totaling 240 rock reps, many new ones were learnt…. good times. Return rocks

Mary:

20 American Hammers, Dauber made side comment…. I did not hear but figured it required more Diamond Merkins until he failed…. 33- RESPECT.
Announcements: to early in the morning for me to remember, check out Slack, FB other workouts.
T-Claps (Recognition) 13plus Mile EC’s
Prayer: Noah’s Arc wife, General…..

Your social schedule for the next year…

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FNGs: Nope!
Warm Up: SSH x25 (mumble chatter about a running workout…), Imperial Walker x15,  Hillbilly x10, Stretching, Daisy Picker (slow) x10. on to the thang..
The Workout: HIM all over Holly Springs this am and some comments about Deer, I mean PAX, on the roads. Great work to the numerous miles out there this am for EC….Too many to mention. The U-Turn was in full effect!
Mary: Not this time
Announcements: Well this was interesting… What started as a notification about 2ndF bbq on 10/12 at Harris Lake turned into a South Wake who’s who of events basically through holding time for next July 4th’s CSAUP….Check slack as my fingers couldn’t catch up past JOCO Convergence next weekend and Christmas.
T-Claps (Recognition): Good seeing you out there again Skidmark! Looking forward to your full return! Also, so many 6 pick-ups today. Really great job men!
Prayer: All PAX recovering from injuries, please try and make sure you reach out to those who aren’t posting and on IR. Keep your shield lock strong!

Abs of Speed and a Mystery Man

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With BRR quickly approaching the Q decided to get some track work in with the PAX.  One PAX, Pikachu, got an EC run in and the rest showed up with a few minutes to spare.  With 9 PAX the group was off.

FNGs: N/A
Warm Up:

Mosey down to the parking lot behind the school.

SSH IC X 20

Good Mornings IC X 15

Windmill IC X 20

Morracan Night Clubs IC X 20

Sir Fazio Arm Circles IC X 20

Various leg stretches

The Workout:

With the sunlight continuing to come later the PAX made their way to the dark track.  The PAX were told we would work on speed and Abs today.  The Q could felt the excitement with this announcement.

Speed of Abs

The PAX started with 20 American Hammers followed by a 100 meter sprint at 50% with a plank hold until everyone has finished.  The last person in gave a 10 count from the plank hold.  This pattern continued with…

  • 20 IC Sweat Angels and into a 100 meter sprint.  Plank hold with a 10 count once everyone finished.
  • 20 IC LBC and into a 400 meter run (1 lap) at 75%. Plank hold with a 10 count once everyone finished.
  • 20 IC Monkey Crunches and into an 800 meter run (2 laps) at 100%. Plank hold with a 10 count once everyone finished.
  • 20 Flutter Kicks and into a 400 meter run at 100%.  Plank hold with a 10 count once everyone finished.
  • 20 Freddie Mercuries and into a 100 meter sprint (100%). The Q and Pikachu gave a 5 second head start to the Pax.  Plank hold with a 10 count once everyone finished.
  • 20 WWII’s and into a 100 meter sprint (100%). The Q and Pikachu gave a 5 second head start to the Pax.  Plank hold with a 10 count once everyone finished.

During the run a mystery man was running along the track.  It was dark and difficult to make out this person as he weaved in and out of our Ab exercises. He was a focused man dialed into his running.  He had a dark beard and closely resembled either Ricky Martin or our very own Bernie.

Brokeback Merkins

The PAX made their way from the track to the parking behind the school.  The PAX Partnered up and ran in opposite directions.  When they met drop down for some brokeback merkins – 10 each.  The PAX continued until everyone completed 40 merkins.

A quick Indian run back to the main parking lot with about 5 minutes left for Mary.

Mary:

20 IC Boat Canoes

20 IC Peter Parkers

20 IC Windshield Wipers.

Announcements:

none
T-Claps (Recognition):

Mystery Man on navigating his track work with PAX laid out on their backs across the track.
Prayer:

Noah’s Arc’s wife, Trooper involved in a motorcycle accident, CrabLegs, Pickachu and relief from recent headaches.

9 x 4 + 1

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EC: H1N1, Messi, LED, Banana Seat, Pikachu, Fumunga, Cupid (might be leaving someone off, sorry)

FNGs: None

Warm Up: YHC welcomed the crowd to his 37th bday bash, little anxious for some reason but got it going quick.  Explained to the gang that we were going to do 37 – 1 min exercises (cadence/OYO); then circle up for Mary.  I broke it up into Heats and tried to incorporate an Upper, Lower, Core and Run into each one.  Here’s how it went down…

The Workout:

Warm up: FAC’s (fwd/rev), Leg Stretches/Frankenstiens,  Good Mornings/Side Stretches, Run around tennis court and pick up rock (last part took a little longer than 1 min so we made up for it next)

Heat 1: Curls for the Girls (1,2) with Squat (3,4) with rock, Imp. Walkers, run around tennis court (run took a little longer than 1 min so again we made up for it next)

Heat 2: Overhead Press (1,2) with Lunge in place (3,4) with rock, Hillbillies, run (this time to the hill and back to stay on time)

Heat 3: Alternating Merkins with rock, Homer to Marge (alternating leg raise), LBC’s, run to Snack Shack

Heat 4: Durkins, Box Jumps/Step Ups, WWII’s, run up hill and back

Heat 5: Balls to Wall and People’s Chair (swapping every 30 secs, American Heel Taps, run up hill and back

Heat 6: Urkins, Monkey Humpers, J. Lo’s, run up hill back to rock

Heat 7: YHC asked for a 10 count…then back to it; rut rows, star jumps, American Hammers with rock, run to hill and back

Cool Down: Tri Extensions with rock, Al Gore with rock (bus driver style if you choose), Plank Hold (PAX were doing different variations based on ability/call outs; good work men!), run to return rock, meet back at tennis court

Wait! What!? That’s only 36 exercises…oh yeah, here is the +1, 10 Burpees OYO

Mary: We had Mary with all kinds of exercises; Freddy Mercury’s, Box Cutters, Diamond Merkins, others I can’t remember…but we did finish with 5 Burpees OYO.

It was a great honor to lead you all today, each one of you has an impact on my journey and so many others.  Great work out there and way to push each other, I appreciate you all!

Announcements: 9/11 Stair Climb, JoCo Convergence, Q Sheet Sign Up Challenge (let’s fill up the rest of the year!), Fonzie has your Q next week!

Prayer: Capt’n Kirk, Noah’s Ark, Cupid, Unspoken

Nutcracker

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FNGs: None
Warm Up:

SSH x20 IC

Fazio arm circles forwards & backwards – x10 IC

Chinook regular and reverse – x10 IC

Overhead clap – x10 IC

Seal clap – x10 IC

The Workout:

Mosey to Rovisys and that awesome ramp

Along the way Good morning x10 IC, Squats x10 IC

 

At Rovisys – three corners, 1 at the bottom of the ramp, 1 at the top, 1 at the top of the big downhill at the parking lot entrance

Round 1 – 5 Burpees at each corner with Burpee broad jumps to go up the ramp (mosey between other corners)

Round 2 – 10 Turkish Getups at each corner, bear crawl ramp

Round 3 – 15 merkins at each corner, crawl the ramp with hands and feet on opposite rails

Round 4 was on the mosey back to the AO as we were running short on time. We did 20 squats at 3 stops along the way back

Mary:

Low slow flutter – x20 IC

Heel taps – x20 IC

Announcements:

F3 South Wake Picnic October 12th. Location to be confirmed – likely either Lake Wheeler or Harris Lake from 11am – 2pm. UTI has the Q.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Steamboat for continuing to get after it – everyone else on his team says it’s too early.

Prayer:

YHC – migraine issues lately.

Noah’s Ark’s M Michelle – good results so far from Mayo Clinic.