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As Seen on TV

13 PAX came out for an “As Seen on TV beatdown”. There were no Slap Chops, Snuggies, or Shake Weights, just ShamWow and YHC leading the PAX. 4 PAX for EC and Full House’s 2.0 (FNG) joined us for the Main Event. Welcome Halfway House!

EC: ShamWow!, Dahmer, Maybelline, Warbucks

Warm Up:
High knees across parking lot, butt kickers coming back.
SSH x50 IC
Daisy Pickers x10 IC
Hillbillies x15 IC
Mountain Climbers x15 IC
Downward Dog
Right of Left/Left over Right

The Workout:
A quick safety disclaimer and we mosey’d down the street to Sunrise. Plank hold and SSH x25 IC for the 6.

Partner up. Start in middle of lot for 11’s. Pattycake merkins in middle. Partners run to opposite ends of lot for burpees. YHC had more planned, but called an audible to get PAX back for Mary. Mosey back to start with 1 stop along the way for tempo dips x25 IC.

Mary:
Down dog holding for the 6
Shoulder Taps x10 IC
Homer to Marge x15, x5R, x5L
Freddie Mercury x25 IC
WWII’s x20 IC
Have a nice day

Announcements:
See social media.

Prayer:
Quick recovery for Shredder. Passing of Atlantic Beach Fire Chief Adam Synder. Puddles mentioned F3 Carterico may do a CSAUP in his memory.

Rocks In The Round

2 for EC at 0505, standard 2.15 mile out and back to the 55 pole.

Warm Up: On the jog for standard w/u loop (0.4 mile or a shorter modified route) and circle up in the lot.  We did a building set for w/u and started first with arm stretches. Moved on to doing sets of 2 w/u exercises.  Windmills/Good Mornings. Fazio Arms front/back. Squats/Mt. Climbers.
The Workout: On the jog to the back lot of the library with a short stop to pick up rocks. Set up shop and this is how it went – sets of  exercises, did 1 set of each of the 2 either IC or count, did rounds no rest, then a 10 count, then 2 more rounds. Then Bear Crawl a bit and up and jog rest of way across lot and plank hold for the 6 then a 10 count. Together we did SSH ICx30. Jog back to rocks.  Wash, rinse repeat.  Sets were as follows:

Curls/Overhead Tris

Ground Pounder/Weighted Squats

Wonder Bras/Bus Drivers

Returned the rocks on the jog back to start
Mary: LBC/low slows/Homers/American Hammers – 2x through the set
Announcements: Check slack or facebook
Prayer: Moby’s family, Coal Ash wife’s friend who suffered a loss from pancreatic cancer, unspoken and YHC took us out.

Who needs Arms to run a Marathon?

EC: Standard Loop  Warbucks, Maybelline, Nemo & Full House

Warm Up: Loop around Soccer Field; Circle up for Standard Merkin x10, Good Mornings x10, Imperial Walkers/Hillbilies x10, FAC x10 + Reverse x10, SSH x51 and Mountain Climbers x15.  Count off
The Workout: Mosie over to the half pipe for Jack Webb + Burbees, Top of Half Pipe was Burpees and Bottom was Jack Webbs in increments of 3.  We increased by 5 Jack Webbs/round and then went back down.  4 rounds total (1-5, 5-10, 10-5, 5-1).

Now that we were really warmed up and the PAX understood that we don’t need to feel our arms to run Wrightsville! We mosied over to the side lot with the metal benches.  EMDD: Erkin x10, Merkin x10, Derkin x10 and Dips x10 regular x10 left leg up and x10 right leg up.  2 Rounds

Mosied over to lot by the baseball fields and did chill cut (elbow)plank hold indian jog in groups of 7 (2 Rounds) Hold plank and person in back keeps moving to the front of the line.

Mosied over to Stairs and did x10 Star Jumps at top and bottom, with partner wheelbarrow up the stairs (alternate partners at each landing)

Mary: Pickle Pounders x16, Homer to Marge x16, Pickle Pounders x12, SSH x49
Announcements: Sign up for Purple Cobra while Warbucks is out the next couple weeks. Wrightsville? Head down for the 5k even if your not running on Saturday to support CL
Prayer: Warbucks Wife is having Surgery next week. YHC MIL is having Surgery today for Ovarian Cancer

Possum Trot – The House Always Wins

Warm Up:

The temp was forecast for 22 but we arrived to a balmy 28, perhaps we were already warm enough? Just in case, we started with some good mornings to loosen up the back, some side-straddle hops to get the heart beating, and a quick tour around the tennis courts with the request to grab a rock on the way back.

The Workout:

Craps! Using a pair of dice, the rules are simple. Each PAX would have turn to roll the dice. Before rolling they called out their exercise of choice and then gave them a toss. If the roll was a 7 or 11, the pax did 7 or 11 burpees, respectively. If the roll was a 2 or 10, the pax ran one lap around the tennis courts. If the roll was anything else, they did that count of whatever exercise was called. If the roll was not burpees or a run, the called exercise remains live and you get to roll again. You keep rolling until you hit 7, 11 or 2, 10.

I don’t think anyone kept count, but we did some curls for the girls, tricep extensions, something where you grab your ankles and squat, merkins, a crab-position-touch-your-hand-to-your-foot thing (which was much more difficult than it sounded), and many burpees. A few laps were run as well.

Mary:

Once everyone had their rolls of the dice, we worked our way into the tennis courts and circled up. A few minutes of yoga-inspired stretches loosened us up and kept us warm. Then we ran through the circle and talked for a minute about what the phrase “Leave good evidence of a life well lived” means to you. Lots of great answers that showed the true depth of the men who show up in the gloom.

Announcements: Wrightsville is this weekend

Prayer:

  • Prayers for Shredder to have a successful surgery and quick recovery.
  • Prayers for everyone running this weekend to stay healthy

Embrace the Suck @ Crazy Ivan

Warm Up:  A dozen PAX embraced the suck this morning in the wet parking lot of Womble in 44 degrees.  Luckily the rain had stopped and the forecast had changed from a 40% to only a 10% chance for showers. PAX were not deterred and showed up strong, tw0 PAX coming out in search of a Fritter.  No new FNGs.  Your QIC started promptly at 530 am with a jog around the tennis courts.  In the distance, we saw our FIA counterparts and a PAX suggested we ought to join them.  Dauber led the PAX up the ramp to the shelter to greet them only to scare them away as they immediately had quick feet and began their run.  With a sad heart, Skidmark suggested Dauber must have been a true lady’s man in high school.  I believe UTI quickly stopped the psychological analysis and increased the pace back to the parking lot leaving Dauber to reminisce about the good ol’ days.  Squat hold for the six.  Circled up for the following exercises:  25 SSH (lots of geese noises coming from Q); 10 vegetation grabbers, 10 Sir Fazio Arm circles (F&B); 10 Good am; L&R Static Arm Stretches.

The Workout:  Lined up and then circled up with kettlebell in hand and began multiple exercises with little rest in between sets/exercises.  The following k-bell exercises were executed in cadence or reps:  25 swings; 15 curls; +10 rut-ros; 10 goblet squats; 10 figure 8s; 10 bus drivers; 10 overhead squats; 10 law mowers (L&R); 10 triceps curls.  PAX grabbed k-bells and found a single parking lot stripe for build-a-bears with a man-o-maker addition.  One extra k-bell was added to make exercise work.  PAX set k-bell down near curb stops and walked back to the start of the right white line.  PAX bear crawled to their K-Bell, performed one merkin with k-bell, side-crawled to the left k-bell for an additional Merlin and back bear crawl to the top left side white line; RINSE & REPEAT.  On next bear crawl, PAX added a k-bell side lift after merkin.  RINSE & REPEAT. On the final bear crawl, PAX added a burpee after merkin, k-bell side lift.  Ten more kettle bell side lifts with feet elevated on curb (5R, 5L) we’re executed.  After a 10 count and some extra clothing removed, PAX were warmed up for additional kettlebell exercises.  These included: 10 goblet Squats; 10 bicep curls, 10 bus drivers, 10 tricep curls, 10 rut-rows, 10 figure 8s, all done in succession without k-bell touching the ground.  After a ten count, PAX performed five man-o-makers OYO.  PAX John Cusack back to the cars.

Mary:  PAX embraced the suck with core exercises on their six, side and chest.  Dauber called out 10 count cadences of the following exercises:  Low slow flutters,  followed by Box-cutters, Homer-to Marge, Left side leg lifts, Superman, Right side leg lifts and back on the six for 25 LBCs (more geese noises coming from PAX) and Capital Alphabet with 26 letters (not 28….Rocky Mt. Public education?).  Some yoga stretches (DDawg, Pigeon) thrown in for good measure.  Five merkins with last merkin hovering just above the ground for a fast 10 count.  Time up.

Announcements:  BRR, WB, 2.0 workout at 9 am tomorrow at Womble; U-Turn and Ground Pounder too.  Congratulations to the two newest members of the Fritter Foundation:  187 and UTI.  Special shout out to UTI who embraced the suck with Breathtaker -well done brother.  Stay hydrated this week; nothing new on race day.

Prayer:  Friend of LED – their family lost their 9 year boy due to illness; Warbuck’s wife surgery; Moby’s Dad, injuries/sick F3 brothers and their families; UNSPOKEN; prayers for injury-free week prior to our big events coming up.  Other prayer requests I had forgotten. (apologies)

A true honor leading you men.  Thank you for the opportunity.  -Dauber

(EC:  187, Skidmark, UTI)

Friendly New Site Q

This morning marks a new era in the brief history at Purple Cobra.  YHC took over as site Q following Peeping Tom’s reign of terror.  PAX of 22 showed up to partake in the fun with 6 for an eventful EC. Chips made an early departure after a (hopefully minor) injury during EC run.  T-claps to Emeril and Pablo for getting him back safely in proper F3 fashion.

Warm Up:
Standard Warm-up lap

SSH x25 IC
Imperial Walkers x10 IC
Hilbillies x10 IC
Morocan Night Clubs x10 IC
Windmills x10 IC
Mountain Climbers x10 IC

The Workout:
Mosey to Goodwill lot to meet some new friends. PAX circled up for:
Jack Webb 1:3 up to 10:30
Recovery lap around lot
Dan Taylor 1:3 up to 10:30
Recovery lap around lot
Captain Thor 1:4 up to 10:40
Recovery lap around lot

PAX then showed off some moves during Hey y’all watch this. PAX called out:
5 burpees
10 Freddy Mercury IC
10 turkish getups
10 diamond merkins
Catch Emeril if you can – good work Dumbo!
10 wide grip merkins
10 reverse merkins
20 pickle pounders

YHC was exhausted, so PAX mosey’d back for Mary.

Mary:
Homer to Marge x10 slow
Fire Hydrants x15/leg
Low slow flutter x10 IC
LBCs x20 IC
Have a Nice Day

Announcements:
The Mule 3/9, 2.0 Workout this weekend 9am @ Womble

Prayer:
Chips, Lipstick’s Mother in Law, Officer Ainsworth, Crablegs, Mobie’s dad

YHC took us out.

2 Pounding in the rain

Warm up

10’s –  Good Mornings, Fuzzy Arm Circles, Daisy Pickers, Emperial Walkers, Hillbillies and Windmills.  Stretch it out with Pigeon Pose.

The Workout

Mosey to the Rock Pile – rotate rocks between sets.

  • 4 sets of 20’s – Curls for the girls
  • 4 sets of 20’s  – Overhead Tri-press
  • 4 sets of 10’s – Ground Pounders
  • 2 sets 10’s Windshield Wipers

30 Squats

  • 20 Rockies
  • 30ct 6 inches
  • 20 LBC’s
  • 10 WWII’s
  • 30 Homer to Marge left leg up then right leg up.

30 Squats

  • Aik’n Abs: 15  American Hammers,  20 ct 6 inches, 15 Rockies, 30 ct Chillcut Planks
  • Aik’n Arms: 15 Standard Merkins, 15 Dips, 15 Derkins, 15 Shoulder tap planks
  • Aik’n Abs: 20 LBCs, 20 Pickle Pounders, 2 20 Ct Supermans, 20 Homer to Marge
  • Aik’n Arms: 15 Shoulder Tap Merkins, 15 Hand Release Merkins, 20 Dips

30 Flutter kicks and 30 Squats

Cousac back to Rocks pile and then circle up for COT

Announcements:   Wrightsville in two weeks.

Prayer Requests:  Continued prayers for marriages.  YHC took us out

What is the abyss?

PAX of 5 for EC and 7 for the main event were not intimidated by the early morning thunder storms and decided to swallow the DRP and show their commitment to accelerate Fitness, Fellowship, and Faith.  During the extra credit, the Q was having a difficult time deciding how he wanted to sharpen his fellow PAX.  He had a few different exercise routines to choose from and it wasn’t until Motor Boatin’ asked “What is the Abyss?” that the Q felt obligated to educate him on the landscape of Disney.

EC: Warbucks, Full House, Emeril, Deadbolt, and Pablo

Notable Absences: Midget4Life and Dumbo

Warm Up: Jog around the soccer field, circled up for SSH IC x 20, IW and HB IC x15, Fazio Arm Circles IC 10 forward- 10 back, seal claps IC x 10
The Workout: The PAX lined up for an indian run that led them on a long scenic route to the abyss.  A pit stop was taken half way to do 20 squats and 10 merkins which allowed all PAX to catch up.  After arriving at the Abyss, PAX partnered up to complete a Dora 1,2,3 (100 merkins, 200 LBC, 300 squats).  Partner 1 started his reps while partner 2 traveled down the abyss into the darkness where they had to complete star jumps (start w/ 5 and add 1 rep for each journey down).  After the Dora, PAX moseyed to the park where we completed 2 rounds of Erkins, Derkins, and Dips x10 reps each.  PAX then did BTTW x 30 count and then headed to the flag for Mary
Mary: Plank-o-rama: Chilcutt Pickle Pounders IC x10, Box Cutters IC x10, LSF IC x10, WWII IC x10, 1 legged Homer to Marge 5 on each side, Hello Dolly IC x10, Freddy Mercury IC x10, Nipplers IC x10, Have a nice day
Announcements: Deadbolt is looking for PAX to help out at the F3 table at Hope Church event, check Slack and FB
Prayer: Full House’s father is dealing with a GI bleed and friend of his daughter is critically ill with the flu, crablegs, shredder, moby’s dad, all dealing with illness, and all unspoken prayers

So Long But Not Goodbye

Awesome turnout for YHC’s last time as Site Q at Purple Cobra.  New management starts next week with Warbucks at the helm!

It’s truly been an honor to lead and I look forward to the continued fellowship of all the PAX in South Wake even though I won’t be around anymore in the Gloom on a regular basis.  Carpex isn’t that far.

 

Warm Up: We started with an FNG and after the disclaimer we did the usual warm up lap around and then back to the flag to circle up for the following:

Good Mornings ICx15

Fazio Arm Cicles ICx15

Imperial Walkers ICx15

Hillbillies ICx15

Mountain Climbers ICx15

It was then that we noticed the the FNG had left.

The Workout:  Partnered up for wheelbarrows

Partner 1 about 7-8 parking spaces down, pause for 10 nipplers, then finish to the end of the embankment

Partner 2 switches and we head back to the start

 

We then divided into two lines and did a long Indian Run to the Jiffy Lube guardrail.

When we arrived we partnered back up again for 10 derkins, erkins, and dips while partner 2 did LBCs.  Each partner did their reps and we decreased each set by 2 until we both completed everything.

 

Mosey over to a new hill that YHC found over next to the new Planet Fitness.  We kept our partners for Burp Back Mountain.

After each group reached 100 burpees we got back into our Indian Run lines and made our way back to the flag for Mary.

Mary: WWIIs ICx15

Have a Nice Day!

Announcements:

Crosby is playing at 11pm Saturday I think?  Please ask him for more details.

Undisclosed and Unofficial Beer Mile at 4pm on Sunday?  Meet at the town hall – again check with Crosby for more details.

Last year M4L and DB participated in the Hope Community Church Military Family Symposium. F3 Southwake had a small booth where we talked to military service members and spouses. We headlocked a few FNGs. They have asked us to come back this year – it is Saturday morning 2/23/19 from 8:30 – 12:30. We need a few #HIM to man the booth. We don’t need a commitment for the entire 4 hours.https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nu4TYt7EyMpW9ZC6Ixgt_aiS4BWVDbEwVEEvKgjfURA/edit?usp=sharing

Prayer:  DB took us out

Crablegs, Moby’s Dad, UTI’s Dog, Shredder, Buford, unspoken

Rain! What rain???

February 18, 2019 / Mutiny/ QIC: Fedex

PAX: H1N1, Messi, Dauber, Gump, Modify, Motor Boatin’, Cupid, 16-Bit, FedEx

The call for rain didn’t scare any of the 9 Pax that show up this morning. Breath taker made an appearance thanks to Draber.

 

Warm Up:Circled up in the parking lot for;

SSH  ICx25

Fozio Arm Circles  10 Forward, 10 Reverse

Imperial Walkers  ICx10

Hillbillies  ICx10

Monkey Humpers  ICx10

Streches

Had Pax line up for “Catch Me If You Can Indian Run” around the track which is an Indian Run where the last guy drops and does 5 burpees, while the Pax mosey around the track, after burpees are completed the last guy runs to catch the rest of the Pax tapping the last guy on the shoulder who then stops and starts his 5 burpees while the last guy continues his sprint to the front of the line.  Went around the track twice so everyone got a turn.

The Workout: After Indian Run headed to the parking lot where QIC told the Pax to partner up for partner Merkin Wheelbarrows where P1 holds the legs of P2 while P2 walks across the parking lot on his hands and does Merkins when they reach a line, adding a merkin at each line until they reach 10 then switch and head back to start. Headed to shelter, even though it wasn’t raining, for some 11’s. We stared with urkins and squats, then did step ups(10 each leg OYO) and finished with more 11’s this time derkins and squats.

Mary: LBC                                ICx25

Homer to Marge          ICx15

American Hammers  ICx15

5 Burpees OYO
Announcements: Wilmington and the Mule
Prayer: Crablegs, Shedder’s knee surgery, Double D colonoscopy, H1N1 has a job interview tomorrow and Fedex’s Son to keep lines of communication open