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That was the Warm-up?

Answering a call on FB, this HIM stepped up and led 15 PAX at Mutiny on this glorious humid morning.  Thank you FedEx/LipSync for the opportunity; always an honor to lead you men.  Arrived with 2 mins to start, planted shovel flag, showed the PAX my kid’s old Dora the Explorer towel for some motivation and promptly began beat down at 0530.

FNGs: None

Warm Up:  Jog around track.  Circle up for SSH, Cotton-Pickers, Hillbillies, Imperial Walkers, Sir Fazio Arm Circles, Static stretches.  Q, coming off a 2 week hiatus from the gloom, mixed up a few exercises (names) but stayed on course.  Dropped down into a 10 count merkin, throwing in some R/L arm raises, R/L leg lifts and proceeded to rinse and repeat 4X after moving 90 degrees after each set.  And THEN the workout began.  Shoulders burning.

 

The Workout:  Mosey to snack shack for Australian MC, People’s Chair Both 10CC, Rinse and Repeat.  (Very slippery). Mosey to parking lot, quick feet on curb switching from R-L foot lead foot halfway down parking lot.  Squat hold for 6.  Frankensteins to the round-about.  PAX grabbed a piece of curb in plank position and began an Indian run in the plank position moving to the right initially (side to side), back to the left, right, left until shoulders were shredded.  Mosey to the rock pile for medium or smaller rock.  Lined up in one line on soccer field.  Executed the following rock exercises (10 count/10 count cadence):  curls, triceps extensions, rut-rows, bus drivers, goblet Squats, O/H presses, O/H Squats, side to side.  Took 5 steps in between each set making our way to the other side of the pitch.  Dropped rocks.  Jog to the center pitch, come back; jog to the end of the pitch, come back.  Rinse and repeat rock exercises however, Q had PAX move to the right 2 or 3 spaces in between sets changing their rocks.  John Cusack to the center point in field.  On your six.  Executed the following rock exercises:  chest press, skull crushers, H2M, WWII, LBCs, 6 inches, 45 deg, 90 deg, (leg lifts while holding rock above chest or extended over head).  John Cusack to rock pile.  Squat hold for 6.  Run sideways L/R back to the tennis courts for Mary.

Mary:  Yoga poses and have a nice day.

Announcements:  Sasquatch- See FB/Slack.  Deadbolt 5 yr anniversary this week; Gump’s 4 year celebration this week Q ing multiple sites.  Funeral/wake for Double D’s Dad today in Garner at 11:00 am.  PAX – please use q-sheet sign-up

T-Claps (Recognition):  all the PAX who gave 100% today

Prayer:  Double-D’s dad passing; Noah’s Ark’s M (illness/rest for family); PAX injured; PAX family.  Q took us out in prayer.

Merkin Mania Agility

1 Year ago Kenny’s Grave was brought back to the gloom as an active AO. We have had some great workouts there over the past year. FV continues to grow and constant numbers for this AO are becoming more normal. The hot soup was in the air this morning. Beater was back in action. Yogi was found in the southern most part of FV. 7 total PAX was ready to put in work. YHC just rolled back from a solo EC run with 2 mins to spare. I grabbed My Boy Blue and a pair of gloves. Go time!

EC: Banana Seat

Warm Up:
Warm up lap with butt kickers/high knees then carioca over to b-ball court
Good mornings x12 IC
Prisoner squats x12 IC
Air squared x12 IC
Slalom x12 IC

The Workout:
Mosey to rocks 3×12 each
Curls (slow, reg., fast)
Tri’s
Straight back rows

Merkin mania quick feet
Figure 8 lap around the parking lots with cones and ladders along long stretch
Meet back in middle for merkins called
X12 reps each lap completed
Reverse merkins
Diamond merkins
Ranger merkins
Knerkins
Hand release merkins

7’s at the hill near splash pad
Burpees and Bobby Hurley’s

Mary:
Pickle Pounders x12 IC
J-Lo’s x12 IC
Heels2Heaven x12 IC
HAND

Announcements:
FB/Slack – Sasquatch coming up

T-Claps (Recognition):
All those that posted in the sauna like conditions

Prayer:
Noah’s Ark wife and family, Yogi’s kids, unspoken

Great work out there today gentlemen. Always a pleasure to see everyone pushing themselves. Modify will be easing into the role as new site Q. Co-Q TBD.

BS Out!

Life Lesson Naked Mole Skin

Sprung out of bed and was ready roll, and no better way than have the opportunity to have your teenager run into the workout. Would never imagine doing that in the past. So thank you to this amazing group of guys-#goobers/ #fritter
Yellow card and I had discussed the game plan for the workout. Had a friend drop a cooler- full of drinks ( water/ Gatorade) so yhc can take to workout but we were planning on running 3.6 miles from home front to PT, so that did not happen 🤪. Texted emeril to grab/ bring some water and of course he stopped and got some cheap ass water. Thank you
Parking lot was full and we rolled in right at 0523, rest of the 10 guys were just coming back from the EC run.  Thx, grabbed 2 tires and rolled them just like he use to back in the day, as a toy, all he could afford while in 3rd world country.
Set the stage/ tires- dawg # brought the rope( thank you). Dawg was very excited about carrying tires and ropes etc but he had no idea his perfect workout may not happen ..

Fartsackers: dumbo/ wacka wacka/ wallaby- pablo knew it would be a hard workout so he sent his M on a work trip – (great excuse).

EC: Dawgpound, Buford, Cowboy, Emeril, BB-8, Brony, Blue Hen, Banana Seat, Peak Weak, LED, H1N1

FNGs: BB-8
Warm Up:

It is 0530- disclaimer was done and we ran to storage unit and did the following warmup exersice.
Sshx15, smurf jacksx15, sir fazio x 15(backward/ forward), imperial walker/ hillbillies x 15.
The Workout:

We lined up went for a ‘burpee mile’ waited for the 6th ofcourse through the hood that we never visit and behind aviator etc. we never know, we may pick a guy up. We also did burpees in honor of Bernie, in front of aviator bar (that fun night after the ruck). Emeril announced that we were 20 mnts in and we did the count off, stove pipe thought 10 count.. but no No no, no 10 count, this is not a (DD) workout, so we did 5 burpees to punish our selves. We also did 5 burpees since dumbo fartsacked and 5 in honor of my good friend puddles.
Break off in group of 5, one guy pulled the tire/ carry the tire and flipped the tire, while rest of the group did Ab exersices.
We still had 15 mnts, run to the tennis courts, of course dawg was salty but not as salty as he was at whiplash, since he did not get his fix of tire flipping-

Tennis courts-
Bear crawl-
Duck walk-
Balls 2 walls 5 count (entire pax line)
Frog jump
Crab walks
Balls 2 walls 5 count ( entire pax line)
People’s chair – hands up ( 5 count)
Next- plank square x 2- you had to be there

Mary:

Low slow flutter/ ww2/ quick feet n honor of you know who-

Announcements:

5 year next Thursday 4 dead bolt

Sasquatch.  Midget is Qing so somewhat organized somewhat not.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer:

Emeril’s Papi
Chips neighbor’s son was in a car wreck
Crablegs as he continues his trip
Michelle and also help Duane and hope doctors can help them during this time

Message:

Naked mole skin-

Bet you guys didn’t know you got a midget lesson this morning. Life lesson-
You have a plan- You think things are set ( tires/ rope/ all the good stuff you asked for) and than someone takes you down a road where you have to do things that you hate( burpees)or do not like but you have to because you are dealt with those cards and you thought you had everything lined up. But guess what you are with a group of guys that every .10/ mile waiting on you cheering you on, looking out for you.. you take a longer road but you are a little bit stronger- storm of life has passed and day light has come, now go enjoy the tires..
For you dawg 😄

Always honor n fun to be with you guys
#keep pushing the boulder
Aye-
M4L

Rounds of AMRAP

 

 

PAX: Breach, LED, Doc, Modify, Gump, Yosemite, Fonzie, Noah’s Ark, Fram, FedEx, Stovepipe, Finkle, U-verse

EC: Yosemite, LED, Fonzie

FNGs: U-verse and Finkle

Warm Up: SSH x 20, Imperial Walkers x 10, Hillbillies x 10, Fozie Arm Circles x 10 F and R, Stretches,  moseyed to the track for some Frankensteins, Butt Kickers, High Knees, and Carioca

The Workout: Circled up in the parking lot behind Club Wox for circuits of 5 exercises for 30 seconds of AMRAP, 15 seconds of rest for 3 sets.

Round 1:                                                                                    

1) Shoulder Tap Merkins

2) Alternating Side Lunges to Squat

3) Mountain Climbers

4) Kick Ups

5) Burpees

 

Round 2:

1) Stationery Sprints

2) Freddy Mercury

3) Alternating Forward Lunges

4) Rotational Side Planks

5) SSH for the 1st set, Seal Clap SSH for 2nd set and Burpee no push up for 3rd round

 

Mary: LBCs, Heel Taps, American Hammers, Homer to Marge, Pickle Pounders, and 10 burpees no push up

Announcements: Gump will be Qing not 1, not 2, not 3, but 4 workouts next week as he celebrates 4 years of F3

T-Claps (Recognition): US Women’s Soccer Team for 2nd straight World Cup and all the Pax that did the 1776 workout on July 4

Prayer: Noah Ark’s wife, unspoken

Diego!!! They keep coming in!!

PAX: LED, Fonzie, Potts, Dauber, Doc, Banana Seat, Noah’s Ark, 16-Bit, Cupid, Norm, FedEx, R-22, Stovepipe, Modify

EC: LED, Fonzie, Cupid

FNGs: None today

I was excited to be back from vacation and getting to Q Mutiny on a somewhat less humid morning.  When I pulled into the parking lot I was surprised to see a good number of vehicles already parked, I was assuming that LED’s post of an earlier start time and more miles for EC got some Pax out of bed, but I soon realized that some of the vehicles belonged to some early birds working the track. Sadly they were not F3 and I was thinking that maybe we’d be our regular group of 6-8 but as 5:30 approached more cars started to pull in for a total of 14 Pax and, since I didn’t put up a pre blast, at 5:29 Banana Seat yells out “ Who’s Q-ing this thing?” I step forward and circle everyone up for warm up.

Warm Up: SSH, Cherry Pickers, Fozie Arms Circles, Stretches, Lap around the track

The Workout: Told the Pax to partner up, P1 had to go to rock pile to pick a rock while P2 did squat hold. Decided to do a Diego, which is like a Dora but just a harder.  The exercises consisted of 100 merkins, 150 overhead press with rock, 200 LBC, 250 curls for the girls with the rock and 300 squats with the rock. After picking up the 6 and returning the rocks we moseyed over to the tennis courts for some suicides which consisted of bear crawl to end of first court to do 5 burpees and then crawl bear back, then sprint to the end of second court do 5 burpees and run backwards back.

Mary: American Hammers, Homer to Marge, LBC, Pickle Pounders, etc……

Announcements: Follow Crablegs on social media as he travels across the country to different baseball stadiums on ALS baseball tour

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer: Crablegs while he and family travel, Noah Ark’s wife recovery, Shedder and all that are injured

Passport check by FVPD

YHC arrived at Kenny’s Grave at0457 to find a cop keeping an eye on a white SUV in the back parking lot. Some guy with neon socks, a light around his head, no shirt with some wires around his chest. Oh wait, that was just Warbucks getting a welcome to FV from the PD checking his passport. 6 PAX eventually made there way to get their schweat on. Here we go.

EC: Warbucks and Banana Seat

Warm Up:
Lap around track with some added slides and carioca on the parking lines then some quick feet down the bumpers.
Circle up
Mtn climbers x20 IC (slow to fast)
Worst merkin x10 IC (wide, reg., diamond=1)
Jump lunge x10 each leg
We’re not worthy/butterflies x10 each IC

The Workout:
Partner up
P1 Doug out – chin up holds x5, hanging leg lifts x10, dips x15, R&R until partner returns
P2 Field – run complete field then switch
3 rds total

Picnic tables
Box jumps x10
Dirkens x10
Plank jacks x10 IC
3 rds

Playground (rotating)
Rows x15
Swing hanging knee tucks x15
Burpees x5
3 rds

Mary:
Freddie Mercury’s x20
V ups x10
Circle x5 clockwise, x5 reverse
X crunch x10
HAND

Announcements:
Night Train CARPEX, Sasquatch CSAUP

T-Claps (Recognition):
Warbucks cooperating with FVPD.

Prayer:
Crab Legs MLB tour for ALS, Warbucks M expecting #4, unspoken

Awesome work today gents! Way to give 110%. We were all soaked for that circle prayer. As always, pleasure to lead you men.

BS Out

A trip to the Five & Dime

23 HIM’s posted in the gloom at the Trot this morning for a little arm work with a little gray block of cement!

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Led by FedEx – 5 burpee penalties were doled out to all pax who showed up to run EC while remaining pax held squats, SSH, Good Mornings, IW, Hillbillies, Michael Phelps, Fozio AC forward / reverse all in cadence. YHC added an additional 5 burpees in honor of Puddles who had requested on Tuesday that the pax perform burpees on his behalf since he had to return to his new abode in Beaufort, NC. We miss you Puddles!

The Workout: Two year F3 anniversary for FedEx and Double D who co-Q’ed a trip back in time to the days of the local Five & Dime. Cinder blocks were conveniently placed across the parking lot and Pax were instructed to push, pull, drag, or get cinder block anyway they so chose across parking lot to tennis courts without block leaving the asphalt. Once inside all Pax lined up at one end and a series of sets of 5 & dimes were called by YHC across the courts of curls for the girls, overhead presses, uneven merkins, blocks around the waist, rut rows, box jumps and plank jacks on blocks. At each end FedEx called an exercise with or without blocks of balls to the wall, mountain climbers on blocks, LBC’s, American hammers, wonder bra’s, etc, and then the series of 5 & dimes resumed back to the opposite end of courts. After a several trips to the Five and Dime blocks were then carried back out off the courts to be pushed, pulled, dragged back across the lot to YHC’s truck to be loaded up for another day! An audible was called for 10 burpees OYO after loading up the blocks.

Mary: Led by FedEx for a series of LBC’s, American hammers, pickle pounders, Homer to Marge, WWII’s

Announcements: Both FedEx and YHC expressed our thanks for this group of friends who inspire and challenge us here in SouthWake. YHC encouraged the Q’s to mix up their workouts by adding whatever they so choose and to think outside the box like assigning penalties to those who performed EC. Yoga tonight at Snap Fitness, Deadbolt’s & Gump’s 5 year anniversary Q at Womble on 7-19-19 – don’t miss it! The Arena workouts every Friday at 2:30 PM – try to do our best to give back to those men at Healing Transistions

T-Claps (Recognition): Mookie sporting Breath taker this week. Strong work Mookie!

Prayer: Robinson family whose husband/father very recently suddenly passed away, Noah’s Ark’s wife FedEx led us out in prayer.

Diamond, Rocks, and Hills

FNGs:  Welcome Yosemite (Ethan Powell)

Warm Up:  Jog passed the snack shack (keeping PAX of 11 on their toes) all the way down to the end of the road.  Circled up and executed SSH, HB, IW, CP.  Static stretches included R over L, L over R, behind back.

The Workout:  Q saw the baseball diamond and wanted to call an early audible.  Found an entrance and began at home plate rounding the bases with the following exercises:

Home to 1B:  gate openings, knees to chest.  Arrive at 1B, 5 Merkins OYO

1B to 2B:  butt kickers, franksteins.  Arrive at 2B, 5 Merkins OYO

2B to 3B:  lunges.  Arrive to 3B, 5 Merkins OYO

3B to Home:  prisoner get ups; 5 Merkins OYO

people’s Chair on the chain linked fence.  Mosey to snack shack area for irkins,  dirkins and dips on the short wall.  Mosey to snack shack for Australian MC, PC, BTTW. Rinse and repeat for 10 cadence count.  q sweating in this 100% humidity.  Mosey to road, karaokes L & R up the hill.  Lined up in parking lot, butt toward hill.  Q demonstrated a defensive basketball posture (Bobby Hurley esqu).  Q called L, Pax moved L at a 45 deg angle staying low.  Q called R.  Q called Low – PAX slapped the ground (some did Merkins).  Kept moving L to R with some merkins added until we reached the hill.  Line up at the bottom of the hill.  Bear crawl up to the guardrail.  Execute irkins, dips and dirkins.   Hop over guardrail, jog back to the starting point at the bottom of the hill.  Rinse and repeat.  Once exercises were completed on the guardrail, PAX bear crawled backwards to the bottom of the hill.  Mosey to rock pile for a medium rock trying to avoid the yellow jackets.   Numerous rock exercises were executed in 10 cadence counts.  Exercises included curls for the girls, triceps extensions, rut-rows, soccer toe taps, jump over side to side, front to back.  PAX on their six for chest presses, skull crushers, H2M, with rock at arm’s length above head and above chest, PAX held 6 inches off ground with legs extended straight (FUN).  Return rocks to rock pile.  Mosey to tennis courts.

Mary:  Yoga stretches

Announcements:  See Slack & Facebook; ultimate at Tiger Blood; Modify stepped up to Q KG so Cupid could play frisbee.

T-Claps (Recognition):  Recognize H1N1 and Cupid for new AO at Falcon Park – “the Nest”

Prayer:  Fonzie let us out. (thank you brother) Dauber discussed the power of small group.  Find one.  Be vulnerable.  Discussed the power of letting things go with water bottle analogy.  Lots of PAX injured, accidents, parents burying their kid(s),  marriages, unspoken, Warchild.

You’re late, burpees it is, even when it’s the Q

No excuses for being late, even for the Q.  Sorry fellas, hope I made it up to ya.

FNGs: N/A
Warm Up: Lap around the track, 10 burpees for being late, 25 SSH, Good mornings, Stretches
The Workout:

Count off 1-7, Then some combination of this: #1 took a lap around the parking lot, rest Balls to the Wall & Captains Chair. #2 took a lap, rest SSH & squats. #3 took a lap, LBCs. #4 took a lap, Merkins & Shoulder taps. #5 took a lap, Star jumps and Squats.  #6 took a lap, Homer to Marge. #7 took a lap,  WW2.

Moseyed over to the hill for 7s. Burpees at the top, squats at the bottom.

Rinse and Repeat.  Called an audible to Merkins for second round of 7s.

1 final group lap for fun.

Mary: Heal Taps, Reverse LBC, H2M, Good Morning
Announcements: FB/Slack
T-Claps (Recognition): N/A
Prayer: Sugar’s friends niece had cancer around her heart, Norm’s friend with blood clot, Martini’s friend who lost her spouse.

The Nest Inaugural

EC: Cupid, H1N1, Pikachu

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Mosey around the parking lot. 20 SSH IC, 15 Imperial Walkers IC, 15 Hillbillies IC, 10 Moroccan Nightclubs IC, Michael Phelps.

The Workout:

Modified Apple Turnovers: Bear crawl 2 parking spaces, merkin, flip over, WW2, crab walk back 2 parking spaces, WW2, flip over, merkin. Repeat 4 times OYO, then picked up the 6.

Moseyed to the wall for Ascending and Descending Testicles. YHC called out various degrees until his arms were jello. At 90 degrees, some of us discovered that we can get our feet over the top of the wall…file that away for another workout.

We then moseyed back to the parking lot for 4 Corners, Abs and Legs edition. PAX partnered up, each partner did 50 of an exercise while a second exercise was held.

At Corner 1, 50 squats, hold squat.

Mosey to Corner 2, 50 low slow flutter, hold legs 6 inches above ground.

Bear crawl to Corner 3, 50 star jumps, hold squat.

Mosey to Corner 4, 50 WW2s, hold legs 6 inches above ground. Crab walk back to Corner 1.

We then moseyed back to the wall for Ascending and Descending Testicles, round 2.

Finally, moseyed to the shelter.

20 irkins, 10 derkins, 10 dips. 10 Step Ups each side.

10 irkins, 10 derkins, 10 dips. 5 Step Ups each side.

10 irkins. 5 Step ups each side. 10 derkins. 5 Step ups each side. 10 dips. 5 Step ups each side.

Mary:

The Elements song, every time elements was said we did a burpee. 31…ish.

10 Heel Taps IC

10 Dead Cockroaches IC

10 Pickle Pounders IC

Announcements: Check Facebook, Slack. Sign ups to bring a meal for Noah’s Ark

T-Claps (Recognition): Good work all HIM who showed up today. It was a humid one, my sweat was sweating.

Prayer: Warchild’s family, Noah’s Ark’s wife