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12 men woke for the 4th of July week. No vacation for these men. They were rewarded for their commitment to Paradise City with a 3+ mile beatdown.

EC: Bullseye, Aquaman, Full House, Katniss, Skidmark

FNGs: None
Warm Up: 1 lap warm-up with stops to do 20 Side Strattle Hops, 10 Windmills, 10 Imperial Walkers, 10 Hillbillies, and 10 Sir Fazio Arm Circles forward and reverse.

The Workout: Groups of 3 by speed. 3 man catch me if you can indian runs and do 3 laps. 1st lap the pax does 3 burpees. 2nd lap 4 squats, and 3rd lap 5 merkins.

As groups finished go pick up the 6.

Met at bottom of ramp for 7’s to the top. Burpees at the top and WWII’s at the bottom. Modified mid way to only run half the ramp up.

Mary: Pax stayed in Plank for 8 minutes. During plank pax did right and left arm up, side crunches, Peter Parkers, Pickle Pounders, and merkin clock with stops at 12, 9, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, and 1. Held plank and then finished with 5 merkins.

Announcements: 4th of July Convergence. New AO off Ten-Ten combo Q with Carpex.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer: Crablegs. Those traveling for the holidays.

 

Some like just vanilla, others need the sprinkles!

FNGs:None

EC:Aquaman, Dahmer
Warm Up:Mosey to baseball field complex.
The Workout:Partner up! We dived up the complex into 4 quadrants. 12-3:00, 3-6:00, 6-9:00 and 9-12:00. Leaving one partner in the middle doing as many merkins as possible, the other ran out to the main path around the whole complex at 12:00 and proceeded along to 3:00 then back to center and repeat with partner. Then 3-6:00 were continuous burpees until partner returned, repeat. 6-9:00 were squat jumps and 9-12:00 was a LBC into a WWII as a 1ct. each quadrant was about 1/3 of a mile run. Repeat until no more time allowed. 3+ miles with increased intervals.
Mary:Mosey back to tennis courts. On the way back YHC mentioned that we should name the workout we just did. Peeping Tom, dripping with sweat, said “vanilla would be good”. Why, YHC asked? “Because it was plain and repetitive” he said……YHC, a bit deflated, mainly from getting after it, entered the tennis courts super excited to see what glitz and glam Peeping Tom has on his next Q!
Announcements:New Crossover AO with Carpex Wednesday mornings @ Crowder Park. Beta Wednesday July 3rd. One of the site Q’s, Peeping Tom (Mr. Sprinkles to me from now on) will have all the glitz and glam your heart desires! Love ya buddy!
Prayer:YHC took us out.

Ladders

Date: 6/20/19

Pax: Ice Man, Bobby Doll, Wallabe, Catness, Quiver, Boogie, New Mexico(Q)
Warm Up: SSH x20, GM x20, Jog around the soccer fields.
The Workout:  Jacobs Ladder at the halfpipe.  When completed Indian Run.  Jog over to the stairs, Jacob’s ladder on the stairs with burpees at top and bottom.
Mary:  WWIIs x20, Protractor, Merkins x20
Announcements:  EH a sad clown who hasn’t shown up in a while to come to Disney and you’ll get a prize.
Prayer:  Banana Seat and Crab Legs

I don’t have the list of EC’s, if you posted for EC please leave a comment.  Always a pleasure to lead.

NM

Butt holes and shoe holes but no squat holds

FNGs: Cobbler

EC: 187, Axe, Chips, Dawgpound, Dumbo, Emeril, Lipsync, Liquid Force, Pablo. 3 other PAX did some form of EC – Sidmark was out when YHC arrived at 5:05. M4L and Pikachu both ran from home to Ting.

Warm Up: 10 x Good Mornings, 30 x SSH, 10 x IW/Hillbillies, Bat Wings (10 arm circles forwards and 10 reverse, 10 seal claps, 10 overhead claps, 10 seal claps).

The Workout: Scout run to the green way across the street (1 mile there). The PAX were unfamiliar with a Scout Run and apparently YHC isn’t good at explaining thing because this was a ball of nonsense running through the neighborhood. The idea is that we form a LINE and the person at the front sprints as far as they like and then returns to the back of the LINE. We will try this again!

Launching from the top of the cul de sac we did Triple Nickle. PAX perform 5 big boy sit ups at the top of the hill and then run to the bottom and do 5 burpees. Rinse and repeat 5 times. A small group of PAX finished early so in lieu of a squat hold they did a 6th round. (1.2ish miles on the hill).

Mosey back to the parking lot to see if the hot chick Mary was going to be there today. It wasn’t in the cards again but my suspicion is that the high humidity had her hair all frizzy and she didn’t want to come out. Perhaps something else came up. Either way, we have a few minutes to kill before we name the FNG.

Mary: 20 x merkins, 30 x homer to marge, 30 x American hammer, 10 x boat canoes, 20 x merkins

Announcements: Take it to the interwebs!

Prayer: Chips has a co-worker that recently had a heart attack. He was sort of in decent shape but not too good. The comparison to Emeril was made.

As we are closing out a couple of PAX revisited elementary health class to remind us that we all have a hole in our butts. #OnlyInTheGloom! The FNG had a rather used pair of shoes on today resulting in the name Cobbler and thereby saving Schnuckles for the next unsuspecting FNG.

It’s always an honor to lead you men. I’ll try to do better next time!

Milli Vanilli’s Greatest Hits

Warm Up

Warm up consisted of good mornings, 36 SSH for 36 months of F3 for me, daisy pickers, imperial walkers, hill billy’s, merkins and Michael Phelps

 

The Workout – My Greatest (aka: favorite exercises)

  • John Cusack with rocks to the abyss
  • Circle up for curls for the girls than wheel barrel up the stairs, Spiderman down the ramp and run back to the abyss to repeat with other partner
  • Back to rock circle for ruh rohs than sprint up grass hill for type writers followed by returning to the abyss
  • Triceps extensions with the rocks and John Cusack back to parking lot for some barely curling
  • Circle up for some Jack Webs with rocks
  • Return the rocks and run to the tennis courts for Mary

Mary

Freddy Murcury’s

Low, slow flutter

WWII

Homer to Marg

Have a nice day

 

Announcements

Refer to Slack and July 4th convergence at 6:30 am at Womble

 

Prayer Request

Warchild and his family, Gilligan from F3 Carterico who is having complications from heart valve replacement and continued prayers for Crab Legs

Better late than never

FNGs: Rousey
Warm Up: Jog to large parking lot for SSH x 15, Goodmorn x 10, Cott Pic x 10, Sumo Sq x 10, Merk x 10, Mt Climb x 10.  Mosey to outdoor stage
The Workout: Against Lucky Charms directive, we did Jump Squats x 10 and Balls 10 count in cadence.  This was done 3 times.  We then did an Indiana Run around the soccer field with last guy doing 3 Merkins and then running to the front.  Stopped at the picnic pavilion for 3 sets of Urkins x 10, Durkins x 10, Dips x 10 and one leg lifts x 10 each leg.  Mosey to big parking lot and gather a rock for a favorite of mine called 4 corners.  1st corner, 20 x gound pounders, Lunge walk to next corner.  20 x curls, Bear crawl to next corner.  20 x triceps, lunge walk to next.  20 x straight leg dead lift, crawl bear to next while pushing rock.  20 x shoulder press, lunge walk to next.  20 x squats and bear crawl back to start while pushing rock.
Mary:  10 x LBC, 10 x Freddy Mer, 10 x Pickle Pound, 10 x Wide Merkin, 10 x Bulldogs (Da Business specialty)
Announcements:  None because Slide Rule did Crazy Ivan(HaHa)
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:All unspoken.

Great to lead this group and my apologies for taking so long to get this BB posted.

TBD Part Deux

Co-QICs: Doc and Aquaman

11 PAX bathed in 100% humidity and got stronger in a mostly mumblechatter-free work out.

FNGs: Welcome FNG ‘Krusty’

Warm Up: Burpees for late PAX, SSH, Daisy Picker, Good Morning, Imperial Walker, Hill Billy

The Workout: Indian run to Ivan parking lot.  Pattycake merkins (5 each set), repeat as pair at the back runs to the front.  Completed 1 circuit.

Mosey to the rock pile, forward, backward, carioca.  Take a medium rock into the parking lot next to the baseball diamond.

Corner 1: 10 squats with rock overhead.  Duck Cusac (duck walk with rock overhead) full length of parking lot to corner 2.

Corner 2: 10 wonderbras.  Bear crawl pushing rock to corner 3.

Corner 3: 10 curls, 10 overhead press, 10 tricep press.  Crab walk with rock on stomach full length of parking lot to corner 4.

Corner 4: 10 merkins with right hand on rock, 10 merkins with left hand on rock.

Mosey with rock to small hill next to baseball diamond for 7s.

Squat curls at the bottom, overhead press/tricep press at the top.  YHC lost the count at some point and 7s became 8s; modify as necessary.

Mosey to rock pile to return rocks, continue to tennis courts.

Burpee ladder: sprint to half court, return and do 5 burpees.  Sprint full court, return and do 5 burpees.  Rinse and repeat.

Merkin ladder: sprint to half court, 5 merkins.  Return, 5 merkins.  Sprint full court, 5 merkins.  Return, 5 merkins.

Burpee ladder 2: Sprint to half court, return, sprint full court, return and do 5 burpees.

Mary:  low slow flutter, protractor, scissors, box cutters, homer to marge, pickle pounder, have a nice day.

Announcements:  See Slack and FB

Prayer:  Brony led us out.

Excellent work gentlemen – thanks for supporting the new AO.  Aye!

Paradise City 6/17 Backblast (I Hate Dice)

Pax of 7 

Beuford, Dumbo, Lucky Charms, DawgPound, Catniss, Full House, Popinski and Breach on the Q

Warm Up: Run up the ramp and circle up for 22 counts of SSH, Imperial Walkers, Good Mornings Daisy Pickers and Frankensteins.

The Workout: The hated dice made their appearance for a run around ting with some stops along the way to roll the dice.

Stop 1  Frog Jumps, squats, SSH’s

Stop 2 Burpees, Jump Ropes and Plank hold

Stop3 in the tunnel for some Balls to the Wall,  peoples chair, Austrailin Mnt climbers and seal clap peoples chair

Stop4 Burpees, jump squats, merkins

Stop 5 Mountain Climbers, Box Cutters, Pickle Pounders

Stop 6 Homer to Marge, Crabwalk down the parking lot, Merkins

Stop 7 Squats, High Knees LBC’s Follows by a pax race to the midway point of the ramp and back x2 in under a minute.

Mary: 5-minute ab burnout 22 counts of the following (LBC’s, Hello Dolly’s, Reverse LBC’s Homer to Marge and Freddie Mercuries)

Announcements: None

Prayer: Pray for the family of Warchild

A Bone in Hand

PAX of 17 for new AO To Be Determined:
Co-QICs: Aquaman, Doc

FNGs: None

PAX of 17 showed up to christen a new AO.  Co-Qs promised a nice cool morning accompanied by a spectacular sunrise.  Delivered.  Today’s workout brought to you by the number 19 in honor of Doc’s 2.0 that graduated yesterday and the rest of the PAX connected to the Class of 19.  Thanks to everyone that showed up to help us break this in.

Warm Up: 19s (SSH IC out loud to 3 then silently to 19). Supposed to end simultaneously but failed.  Not to be deterred, continued with windmills X 19, arm circles X 19 forward and reverse, merkins X 19.  Mosey to the Ivan parking lot.

The Workout:
–Apple Turnover (bear crawl 9 parking spaces, crab walk 10 spaces.  Return by same route but reverse crab walk 10 spaces, crawl bear 9).

–Partner up at one end of the parking lot.  Five burpees each, run opposite ways and meet at other end of the parking lot for 5 broke back merkins each.  Repeat: 5 burpees, 4 broke back merkins for a total of 19 of both exercises.

In the middle of this circuit Aquaman mentioned a ‘bone popping in his hand’.  YHC thought this was mumblechatter about Aquaman’s Tuesday night extracurricular activities, but it turned out to be an injury report.  Some modification required until the bone popped back in (insert comments here).

–Sprints: PAX divided in half on each side of median.  Everyone does the following:
1. Sprint half the distance of parking lot, 5 burpees.  Sprint the other half, 5 burpees.
2. Sprint half the lot, 19 LBCs.  Repeat.
3. Sprint half the lot, 19 merkins.  Repeat.
4. Sprint half the lot, 19 pickle pounders. Repeat.
Might have been another circuit, can’t remember.  YHC running on fumes about now.

–One PAX arrived late.  So late, in fact, YHC thought it was just a dude that saw a workout underway and decided to join in.  5 burpees OYO administered.  Welcome back Popinkski, glad to have you in the group!

–Mosey around the parking lot for cool down, then around a second time and back to tennis courts for Mary.

Mary: Protractors, protractors and more protractors.  Long holds at 6 inches (expected mumblechatter about 6 inches, was not disappointed), 45 degrees, etc.  Straight into box cutters, followed by Freddie Mercurys, Homer to Marge (both legs then one leg each side), boat canoes.  PAX feeling the burn at this point, and some discussion about potential drop in attendance next week (Deadbolt: “Futures trending downward”).  Have a nice day.

Announcements: New AO in FV on Tuesday mornings at 5:30, Encouragement to attend Healing Transitions with and w/out 2.0s.

Prayer: Crab Legs, others spoken and unspoken.

Appetite for Destruction Track 1

Welcome to the first fitness test.  The results are being kept in Southwake Challenge Spreadsheet.

FNGs: Wallaby
Warm Up:

Circled up for the following:
Side Straddle Hops
Fazio Arm Circles
Good Mornings
Daisy Pickers
Lap around the test lap

The Workout:

Results

The workout:

Paradise City Fitness Test: All must be done in order. Each rep is .01 points. Each lap is also .01 points.

15 Burpees
1 Lap
20 Merkins
1 Lap
20 Squats (as close to parallel as you can get)
1 Lap
20 WW II (Non Cadence)
1 Lap
20 Scorpion Dry Docks
1 Lap

1 Lap will be around 2 parking medians.  We left the basketball court and made a left.  Then down past the cars and made a right.  Ran past one aisle then the next aisle turned right up past the median then right and ran back to the basketball court.

Mary: No Time
Announcements:

New AO Wednesday Aquaman and Doc are Qs

T-Claps (Recognition):

All for completing the first Fitness Test

Prayer:

Unspoken
Pax Parents going through health issues
Shredder