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Bolt, Colt, and Dolt 45s

PAX of 10. Welcome FNG Garden Knome!

After the Q went to Q School, he dug deep in to the F3 Exercise list.

Warm Up: Moseyed around the track with some Windmills (in proper cadence), Goofballs, IW and Good Mornings
The Workout:

  • Straight to the wall for some Dwight Howards, Donkey Kicks, and Crazy Indian with Bolt 45s to finish off
  • Duck and Weave through the parking lot feeling the burn all the way through.
  • Two Rock Shakur
    • Bolt 45s (biceps)
    • Dolt 45s (triceps)
    • Dips x 15
    • Irkins x 15
  • Reversed workout with Weave and Duck
  • Rinse and repeated Dwight Howards, Donkey Kicks, and Crazy Indian with Bolt 45s to finish off

Mary: Went around the horn with PAX calling out 6MOM exercises. thankfully we ran out of time and stopped before reaching R22 (the Burpee Man)
Announcements: Q School for Feb, ATT Run, Q Swap Week
Prayer: Bobx2 and their fight with cancer

Sheepdog – frozen Sugar

Pax of 8 with 3 EC; Beater, Farva, & Shedder.

Warm Up: Norm led Pax through some Side Straddle Hop, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Good Mornings, Fazio Arm Circles.
The Workout: YHC Started with Build a Bear, Striking in cadence (150 total) then slowed it down and focused on technique. Rotated through Merkins, Wedging, Military Merkins, back to Wedging, Capoeira Merkins, and then ended on an Americana Arm Bar.
Mary: LBCs (short on time)
Announcements: lots of announcements on Facebook and Slack. BT Challange, q-source, q-swap.
Prayer: Beater’s neighbor. Injuries and health.

Are There Possums in Cary?

25 PAX make the journey from near and far for the Wednesday AM edition of Q swap week with
Carpex.

QIC: Red Ryder & Rooney

PAX: Burt, Hi-Liter, Nerf, Disco Duck, M4L, The Natural, Pac Man, Particle Board, Pablo, Pivot,
Cowboy, Coney, Anchovie, 16-bit, Fonzie, Gump, Doc, LED, Warbucks, Stove Pipe, Banana
Seat, R22, Sugar

Red Ryder leads the first half. First exercise, Pledge of Allegiance.

Warm Up
Mosey for 1 lap around the tennis courts and circle up for Good Mornings, Sir Fazio Arm Circles
both ways, Overhead claps, Steve Earles, Daisy Pickers, Control Freak Merkins and 10
burpees OYO.

Thang 1
Mosey to the tennis courts and line up on the far left baseline. Tiny 11s, imported from nearby
Churham, call for a modification of the 11s we all know and love. The mode of transportation
from one baseline to the opposite is the infamous Bear Crawl. Following the requisite number
of Scorpion Dry Docks, the PAX Crawl Bear back to the starting point and complete the
requisite number of Monkey Humpers. Upon completion, BTTW until the SIX are all accounted
for. Red Ryder turns the reigns over to Rooney for…

Thang 2
Partner up, with each team grabbing a non-traveling rock. Move to the end of the parking lot
nearest Field 1. Time for Dora – 100 tricep extensions, 200 curls, 300 squats. While partner 1 is
completing said exercises, partner 2 runs to the field 2 scoring booth and back. Repeato until
complete. Return rocks and circle up for…

Mary
A pretty typical 3 minutes of Mary ensues, with Rooney calling some of the most excellent
exicon favorites such as American Hammers and Dying Cockroaches. All was going smoothly
until a very rotten odor, resembling that of dead cow that was left in 105 degree weather for at
least a week, began to emanate throughout the Mary circle. For the first time in known F3
history, fart penalty burpees were called.

Announcements

Clothes and shoes being collected for Healing Transitions, volunteers still needed for A Night to
Shine at HCC.

Prayers/Praises

Burt’s family with loss of his FIL, Crab Legs, Ausfarht

Red Ryder took us out. Thank you for your hospitality and enthusiasm. And special thanks to
CHIPs for being the HIM to HC me (RR) until YHC gave in a posted for the first time.

We Pickle Pound This Town

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Sheepdog – shelter is good

5 Pax for EC joined by 3 more in the Gloom

Warm Up: light jog then circled up. Light neck stretches, SSH, Fazio Arm Circles Front and back.  Moroccans night Clubs, Windmills, & Good Mornings.
The Workout: Modified merkins in cadence; 3 pulsing, 3 slow. Wing Chun Striking. Squats. More striking, 3-strike combo. Squat kicks. std. merkins. Wrist locks.
Mary: LBC, Low Slow Flutter, crab toe taps, and Breakdancers.
Announcements: 2019 AO Challenge, Breathtaker Challange for charity, and stressed getting involved in q-source (3 options).
Prayer: spoken and unspoken.

Finished the deck…..

Nice turn out tonight with PAX of 8…

EC: Deere 3.5miles, Skid Mark 4miles, Lipsync 5miles. Gump & Pikachu Ping Pong.

Warm Up: mosey to shelter, Arm Circles fwd & rev, Daisy pickers, arm stretches.
The Workout: Deck of cards: Number of reps preformed based on card number picked.

As we completed the entire deck the following happen…..

Hearts = Cadence Mountain Climbers x 104

Diamonds = Diamond Merkins x 104

Clubs = Cadence Balls to the Wall x 104

Spades = PAX member picking card calls it (examples: squats, homer to marge, wide merkin etc) 104 reps of various.

Joker =2 x 15 Double Merkin Burpees

Mary: 25 Cadence American Hammers, Protractors 10 Cadence, 22.5, 45, 90, 45, 22.5

Announcements: Blue Ridge Relay sign up, Long Ass ATT Run Feb, Q Swaps.

Prayer: Rams leg and head, Aquaman keeping his head in the game and sticking to F3, Crablegs, Doug Stein recovery (I must apologize there were a couple others I forgot)

2nd F Tapline

Peace Out 2018!!!

PAX of 14 came out on New Year’s Eve to say “Peace Out 2018” with a “Rocking Good Time”

Warm Up

A fun jog to the rock pile and then circle up for warm up consisting of: SSH, Daisy Pickers, Good Mornings, Imperial Walkers and Hill Billie’s

The Workout

Rotating rock circle with curls for the girls, shoulder press, rows and triceps extensions

Barley curling across parking lot

Rock kicking crab walk across parking lot

Al Gores with rock against wall

John Cusack rocks back to rock pile

Bear Crawl across parking lot with 2-4-6-4-2 merkin pyramid

Mosey to tennis courts

Your gents on the fence (balls to the wall)

Mary

Around the horn 5 count

Announcements

Changes coming to Mutiny in the New Year (BBs, more flags, more Leaders, etc)

Future work needed at Woolfie’s house

Prayer Request

Crab Legs, Noah’s Ark, DD’s family and Boy George’s son

Fritter excitement

33 Pax’s 4-2.0s with 17 getting in some EC.  start to new year!!

Warm Up:20 SSH IC, 20 good mornings, fazzio arm circles, 10 merkins oyo
The Workout: split into 2 groups one in parking lot one at concession stand Dauber took one while I lead other.

Group 1

Side shuffle to snack bar stopping to do 1, 2, Randy 4 burpees along the way down. Mozey to wall for 10 L and 10 R step ups. Head to hill to do sevens: merkins on bottom of hill, lbc on top. Mosey to snack shed and did 20 count cadence BTTW followed by 20 count cadence people’s chair. Rinse and repeat Mosey back to parking lot

1 guy did rock exercises 10 count; other guy dragged tree to halfway point. Run back switch up. Pull rest of the way. Run back more rock exercises. Rinse and repeat. Returned trees and rocks. One guy ran around tennis courts and the other guy did exercises called out by Q/other

Group 2

Partner up. P1 pull Christmas tree to end of lot. P2 curls for girls.switch. Rinse and repeat with triceps. P1 does rutroos P2 jump lunges.Switch. P1 burpee with low squat shuffle. P2 overhead press.

mosey to concession

bear crawl up hill and down stairs then to wall were we did BTTW shuffling the length of wall. In plank position alternate hands to wall 20 IC. Turned around and did variation of BTTW with a merkin. People’s chair 20 IC. P1 dips P2 monkey jumpers 20 IC. Switch.P1 erkins P2 LBCs 20 IC

mosey back for mary

Mary:low plank hold 10 secs x 5, 10 nipple taps IC, 10 burpees
Announcements:several distance of Csaup in feb. fritter challenge 3 days ec and workout in row starting Wednesday gets you fritter on Friday. Breath taker challenge sign up. Q source meet ups starting this week. Q swap next week. See social media for details
Prayer:modifys mother and family, Noah’s ark, Buford.

Building Hulk Arms

17 PAX came out to a brisk and clear 40F morning in the gloom to take partake in my first Q!

Warm Up:

Mosey around the track for a 1 lap warm-up.

Good morning x 10 IC, SSH x 20 IC, Cotton pickers x 10 IC, Fazio Arm Circles (forward and back) x 10 IC, Michael Phelps, IW and HB x 10 IC

The Workout: Bring the PAIN!

Began with 5 slides in a basketball defensive stance followed by one burpee.  Rinse and repeat adding an additional burpee each time until the roundabout was reached.

Mosey’d to the rockpile and each PAX picked out a rock and circled up for some heavy lifting.  Q called an audible and had PAX rotate to the right and workout with another PAX’s selected rock.  Proceeded with the workout – Curls for the girls, overhead triceps, ruh-rohs, and rock merkins (10 with left left hand on rock and switched for 10 more with right hand on rock).

Returned rocks and mosey’d to picnic shelter for some irkins, dirkins, merkins, and dips.  Performed 10 count of each exercise IC.  Some mubble chatter about a 10 count but Q continued on with a rinse and repeat.

Finished out the beat-down with three rounds of Balls to the Walls and Preacher Chairs for 30 seconds each exercise.

Mary:

Around the horn for 10-count exercises: diamond merkins, box cutters, LBCs, low slow flutters, burpees, WWIIs, pickle pounders, reverse LBCs, boat canoes, homer to marge, Freddie Mercuries, burpees OYO, mountain climbers, Carolina wine mixers, X-Men crosses, finished with 3 burpees, 2 merkins, and 5 WWIIs
Announcements:

Prayer: Ausfart, LED’s coworker, PAX looking for job. Families celebrating first Christmas without loved ones.

2nd F provided by Lipsync – coffee and donuts

 

 

Sheepdog- Q Round up

Warm Up: Pax rotated through leading; SSH, IW&HBs, Windmills, Fasio Arm Circles, Merkins, Dirkins and Erkins. 
The Workout: Burpee Box Jumps, then traveled along the brick knee wall. each third shift, three merkins. Lunges between knee walls, and three burpees at each end. Rinse and repeat with a session of Sticky Fingers inbetween. Ended with a review of last weeks armbar. 
Mary: LBCs and 6” leg hold. 
Announcements: CSUP & Christmas Party
Prayer: Norm lead Pax in a discussion on focus and then took us out; CrabLegs and others fighting injurie and sickness, job hunting, and families.Â