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Ground Pounder – moist feet, dry backs

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8 HIMs posted to GP on a dreary wet morning.  YHC brought the music box & a basketball.  Macho showed up on time and gloveless – much respect 

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings, Willie Maze Hays,  Daisy Pickers, 20 Sir Fazio Arm Circles, 20x3ct SSH, Arm stretches

The Workout

Circle of Rock: Mosey to the Rock Pile pick your large rock. Alternate rocks between exercises.

3 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Rut Rows, Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras, Ground Pounders and Bus Drivers.

(always easy to tell which rock is Farva’s)

Heavy Hoops:

2 Rounds: Each PAX rotated between taking shots and exercises: shoot from 3 designated areas. 2 free throw attempts at each location followed by 1 attempt at a layup. Miss all 3 shots and add a 2 Burpee penalty.

Rest of PAX perform exercises till cycle completed (ie 1 shot is made from each of the 3 areas).

2 rounds of SSH, Standard Plank Hold, Plank Jacks, Lunges, High Knees, Moroccan Squat Hold, Emperial Walkers and Hillbillies

Burpees OYO for all PAX

Mosey to the half wall

10×3 Step Ups, 20 Derkins, 20 Erkins, 20 Dips

Announcements: Wilmington Race still on as far as we know.

Prayer Requests: Pumkin ask for prayer for several men going through the Blue Light Academy. Forceps asked for prayer for Aunt’s family loss of her husband as well as his ex and son dealing with loss of son.

Long Things are Good Things

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A cold start and many PAX with frozen hands as the workout progressed but, lot’s of great mumblechatter in the mix during the beatdown at Ground Pounder, helping us all to embrace the suck. A pretty good set of 1-liners (including the title here) leading through and all the way up to the last seconds of the workout. YHC was warned at least once by Shredder that a wrong move by the Q during Mary could result in a kick in the nuts and the PAX let YHC know that this was yet another reasonable Q thrown down at the Ground Pounder!

FNG’s: No
Warm Up: Good Mornings, Willie Mays Hays, Imperial Walker, Hillbillies, Windmills, Sir Fazio’s (F/R), Overhead Claps, and SSH.
The Workout: 2 Heavy bag coupons were brought to the workout by YHC. 1 Bag was 100lb. the other was a 75lb. PAX were instructed to grab a rock that would be challenging for the Circle of Rock. We Cusacked the rock back up toward the flag where the heavy bags lay off the the grass on the side. Each heavy bag was I’d say 40 yards apart. Each PAX took turns departing the Circle of Rock as the “timer” as the flipped the heavy bag the whole distance and then either carried or dragged the other heavy bag the whole distance back. During the thang, each PAX departed the circle 3 times, while others did rock work according to YHC’s cadence or count. When YHC departed the circle, Shredder, Mookie, and Forceps were good enough to serve in running the circle. Rock exercises included: Curls for the Girls x2, Triceps Press x2, Shoulder Press x2, Rut-Rows x2, Squats, Rock Spanks x2, Toe Taps, Rock Merkins on each side, LSF w/rock, Box Cutters w/Rock, Chest Press, Wonderbras, Bus Drivers, Plank Jacks, Mountain Climbers, Standard Merkins. We the returned the rocks and moseyed to the playground knee wall.

At the wall we did 20 ct. Step-Ups, Dips x30, Bulgarian Squats x10 each leg. Repeato except only did 15 dips the second round.

To the Wall of Pain for a very short session of People’s Chair with a 15 ct. per PAX. This was followed by Balls to the Wall for a 15 ct. per PAX. Mosey over the flag for Mary.
Mary: YHC had a particular holiday favorite all cued up for our Mary routine and then….an audible had to be called due to YHC’s phone desperately needing a changeout. When it’s cold temperature, my phone turns off unexpectedly and often. I will try this again, because I think the routine would be “fun”. Finished with 20 ct. LBC’s, 30 ct. Freddie Mercury’s, 20 ct. WW2, 20 ct. H2M, and 20 ct. Pickle Pounders.
Announcements: Only 1 AO for Christmas Day workout- Kung POW.
T-Claps (Recognition): Forceps being the only PAX adequately prepared with the right gloves for frozen rocks!
Prayer: YHC and his M, surgery Monday. Local businesses and restaurants in COVID times. Forceps and family during the holidays, grief, reflection. Sadiq and Pumpkin Spice’s family. YHC took us out. Thanks for playing fellas, great work!

TBD Rock Slide Suicides

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FNGs: Welcome Hollywood!
Warm Up: 20 SSH, 20 Seal claps, 20 Imperial Walkers, 20 Hillbillies, 20 Overhead claps, 20 SSH
The Workout:  RSS trial and error

Had been planning this workout for awhile but when YHC tried it on his own. some tweaks were needed.  So today was the day to refine this workout.

Mosey to the rockpile, select a good push rock was suggested by YHC.  John Cusack to the lot behind the fields where there are actually lights.

Push/slide the rock 6 parking spaces

20 Curls for the girls

6 more parking spaces

20 Curls for the girls

15 tricep extentions

6 more parking spaces

repeat + 20 sumo squats

6 more parking spaces

Repeat + 10 overhead presses

push the rock all the way back!

Round 2

Same as above except all excercises became 20 reps and added that you had to run back to starting line and back to rock after you got the rock to each parking spot destination.  Feeling tired and maybe a little Christmas spirit elimenated rock push back to starting line.

John Cusack back to rock pile.  Fellowship run around the soccer field and headed to Mary.

Mary:  20x box cutters and time was up
Announcements:  check slack
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:  praise for Bondo’s son in law recovering nicely, prayers for Fanny Pack and 187 M’s.

Ground’n and Pound’n

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10 HIMs posted to GP on a perfect morning.  YHC brought the music box & a basketball.  Mumblechatter was per the usual – the best in Southwake.

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings, Willie Maze Hays,  Daisy Pickers, 20 Sir Fazio Arm Circles, 20x3ct SSH, Arm stretches, Pigeon Pose

The Workout

Circle of Rock: Mosey to the Rock Pile pick your rock and don’t share it

2 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Rut Rows, Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Ground Pounders, Bus Drivers,

4 sets of Standard Press, 10x3ct: Windshield Wipers, Box Cutters, 30 ct 6 inches, Plank Rock Spanks, Single Arm Merkins, 10×3 ct Rock Homer to Marge

Heavy Hoops:

Each PAX rotated between taking shots and exercises: shoot from 3 designated areas. 2 free throw attempts at each location followed by 1 attempt at a layup. Miss all 3 shots and add a 2 Burpee penalty.

Rest of PAX perform exercises till cycle completed (ie 1 shot is made from each of the 3 areas).

SSH, Standard Plank Hold,  Supermans, Plank Jacks, Lunges, High Knees, American Hammers, Squats, Squat Hold, Shoulder Tap Merkins, Boat Canoes, LBCs, Split Jacks, WWIIs, Hillbillies

Burpees OYO for all PAX

Mosey to the Wall of Pain

10x3ct Aussie Ass Smackers, 15 ct Ascending Testicles; 20x3ct Moroccan style Peoples Chair, 30 ct BTW, 20x3ct Al Gore style People’s Chair.

Announcements: Ted Talk w/ Bacon on 12/15,  F3 Christmas Party

Prayer Requests: Military and 1st responders,  Breach’s sister and mom w/ COVID, Fanny Pack’s M, Courtney, is having surgery Dec 21, COVID victims

Glorious Game of Ultimate Under the Lights

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FNGs:  none
Warm Up:  Good AM, Frankenstein, SSH
The Workout:  Ultimate 5 on 5, under the lights at Ting park on the pitch; 42 degrees F, raining (moderately)….two teens (Macho Nacho & Frenchie) paired with 6-footers of Norm & Shredder (both with deceptive speed) and SNAP who simply ran everyone in the ground gave a good effort.  Was it enough?  It was tied 7-7 I believe with 3 minutes left until Mary.  Did Kubota make the incredible no-see catch with his glasses fogged/dripping of rain?  Was it the long distance toss/catch between the dynamic duo of Chad “Mahomes” Breach to speedster “can’t catch me”  Pikachu?  Or was is Dauber threading the needle to a diving Gronk-esque Forceps?  You had to be there.  Outstanding game gentlemen.
Mary:  Michael Phelps….trying to stay warm as we circled up.
Announcements:  Beer Ruck; HSPD Toy fundraiser  – keep the $ coming PAX!  FVFD Toy collection – drop off with Sprinkler; Ted Talks with Bacon next Tuesday
T-Claps (Recognition):  All the PAX who embraced the suck this morning!  Thank you!  It was glorious!
Prayer:  Praise – successful surgery 187 M; prayers for Pikachu’s M; prayers for Forceps uncle who recently passed.  Unspoken.  First responders; military.  Dauber took us out.

Ground Pounder 12/5/20

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6 HIMs posted to GP on a gorgeous morning.  YHC brought the music box & a basketball.  Mumblechatter did not disappoint.

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings, Willie Maze Hays,  Daisy Pickers, 20 Sir Fazio Arm Circles, 20x3ct SSH, Arm stretches, Pigeon Pose

The Workout

Circle of Rock: Mosey to the Rock Pile pick your rock and don’t share it

2 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Rut Rows, Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Ground Pounders, Bus Drivers,

4 sets of Standard Press, 10x3ct: Windshield Wipers, Box Cutters, 30 ct 6 inches, Plank Rock Spanks, Single Arm Merkins, 10×3 ct Rock Homer to Marge

Heavy Hoops:

2 Rounds: Each PAX rotated between taking shots and exercises: shoot from 3 designated areas. 2 free throw attempts at each location followed by 1 attempt at a layup. Miss all 3 shots and add a 2 Burpee penalty.

Rest of PAX perform exercises till cycle completed (ie 1 shot is made from each of the 3 areas).

SSH, Standard Plank Hold,  Supermans, Plank Jacks, Lunges, High Knees, American Hammers, Squats, Squat Hold, Shoulder Tap Merkins, Boat Canoes, LBCs, Split Jacks, WWIIs, Hillbillies

Burpees OYO for all PAX

Mosey to the Wall of Pain

15 ct Ascending Testicles; 20x3ct Moroccan style Peoples Chair, 30 ct BTW, 20x3ct Al Gore style People’s Chair.

Announcements: Ted Talk w/ Bacon on 12/15,  Ultimate at Ting 12/7

Prayer Requests: M’s health issues, healthy marriages, COVID victims, Dovetail’s move and home search, safety and protection for those traveling this holiday, those suffering from depression

 

Less than 1/2 Mile

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Pax of 7 for cold Thunder workout, some complaints about the short run to warm up.  I know Thunder is not a running workout, but come on, not even 1 mile :).

FNGs:  None

Warm Up:  SSH, Cherry pickers, L+R overhead stretch, fazio arm circles

The Workout:

Run around soccer fields to playground:

5 sets of five exercises:

5 pull ups,  5 diamond merkins, 10 merkins,  10 lbc’s,  15 squats

Jog to rock pule:

5 sets of five exercises:

12 curls, 12 tricep presses, 12 lunges, 12 upright rows,  12 shoulder press

Jog to pavilion:

3 sets of 3 exercises:

Balls to wall, Dips, Step ups

Mary:  Shoulder taps, box cutters, LBC’s, WWII, plank

Announcements:  Ruck on Saturday, Christmas party…  see slack

Prayer:  Family of Forcep’s uncle who died of covid, recovery for Pikachu’s wife back

Guess who’s back

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FNGs: None although we had some visitors other regions

8 HIMs posted to GP on a drizzly morning for my return to Q GP after 5 long weeks.  YHC brought the music box & a basketball.  Mumblechatter did not disappoint.

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings, Willie Maze Hays, Windmills, Emperial Walkers, Daisy Pickers, 20 Fozzie Arm Circles, 20x3ct SSH.

The Workout

Circle of Rock: Mosey to the Rock Pile pick your rock and don’t share it

2 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Rut Rows, Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Ground Pounders, Bus Drivers,

4 sets of Standard Press, 10 Windshield Wipers, 10x3ct Consensual Plank Rock Spanks, 10×3 ct Rocky’s, 10×3 ct American Hammers

Shredder had a difficult time counting cadence today for some odd reason.

Heavy Hoops:

2 Rounds: Each PAX rotated between taking shots and exercises: shoot from 3 designated areas. 2 free throw attempts at each location followed by 1 attempt at a layup. Miss all 3 shots and add a 2 Burpee penalty.

Rest of PAX perform exercises till cycle completed (ie 1 shot is made from each of the 3 areas).

SSH, Standard Plank Hold,  Supermans, Plank Jacks, Lunges, High Knees, American Hammers, Squats, Squat Hold, Shoulder Tap Merkins, Boat Canoes, LBCs, Split Jacks, WWIIs, Hillbillies

Burpees OYO for all PAX

Mosey to the Wall of Pain

15 ct Ascending Testicles; 20x3ct Moroccan style Peoples Chair, 10x3ct BTW Aussie Ass Smackers, 20x3ct Al Gore style People’s Chair.

Announcements: Ted Talk w/ Bacon on Dec 15th, Frosty CSAUP Dec 5th, Ultimate at Ting 1st Monday of Dec.

Prayer Requests: M’s health issues, healthy marriages, COVID victims, Dovetail’s move and home search, safety and protection for those traveling this holiday, those suffering from depression

Praise that DOA’s son’s injury to his eye lid didn’t cause permanent damage.

Jump

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YHC with the opportunity to post and Q and Thunder for the first time. Not sure what the theme is anymore, is it running, no running, some running? So i figure I’d bring them no running today, because who runs anyway. YHC dug out the shovel flag waited for the Pax to show up. Good crowd, couple surprises. Crosby either posted because he heard I was Qing, wanted to no running, or is building his strength for his marathon training.

FNGs: None
Warm Up: SSH x25, Arm Circles, Overhead claps, Seal claps, SSH x 25. Introduced the workout exercises of head release merkins, Imperial Squats, and WWII’s
The Workout: Tabata style 45 seconds on, 15 seconds rest. Start with 8 reps of hand release merkins, 8 reps of Imperial Squats, and 8 WWIIs. If you make it in 45 seconds add 2 reps, if you don’t subtract 2 reps from each. Go for 20 minutes of 45 seconds on, 15 seconds rest
On the Tennis courts Burpee broad jump across the courts and bear crawl back. 2 sets
“Jump” by Van Halen was then brought out. Pax hold squat and when they say jump do a Star Jump
Mary: Homer to marge in the correct cadence. Plank hold with exercises: Peter Parker, Parker Peter, Mountain climbers
Announcements: A couple CSAUPs coming up. Oakwood 24, Christmas party
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: 187 and Tracy, Noah’s Arc, Families at Thanksgiving and Holidays

Ground Pounder – 11/21

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Best mumble chatter in SouthWake.
FNGs: None, but one visitor here for a soccer tournament.
Warm Up: SSH, SFAC, Overhead Clap, Michael Phelps, Good Mornings, Squatted Moroccan Night Clubs, IP, & HBs.
The Workout: Straight for the wall of pain. With a rotation of Balls to the Wall and People’s chair. Had to make sure we through in some Australia Ass Smackers for the new guy. To which he responded, “who came up with those.”

Pax were then instructed to get a “respectable” rock with some clear variations on what is respectable means. For rock rotations we focused on TUT (Time Under Tension). Cadence represented 1/2 the move so everyone slowed down and focused on form. Curls for the Girls, Overhead Triceps press, Overhead Press, Rut Rows, Ground Pounders, Chest Press.

We then broke into twos. 1st Pax plank holds while the rock is set on their back. 2nd Pax sprints to the speed bump and back. Rinse and repeat three times.

we wrapped up the work out with bear crawl rock drags from one speedbump to the other.  Pax deposited rocks and return to the show flag for Mary

Mary: LBCs, heal taps, H2M, Giant Cockroach, Crab Cakes.
Announcements: Gravel at Momma’s House, TEDtalk, Frosty Ruck, Beer Ruck, HSPD Angel Tree.
T-Claps (Recognition): Rams and John Deer with there fly by HSHM PR runs!
Prayer: Several Ms dealing with health issues. Those dealing with COVID or recovering, our nation, community, our troops.