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Better Late Than Never

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A 10 PAX showed up for a Gump 3 year anniversary, albeit, 3 weeks too late because I can never remember when it is.

Warm Up: SSH, IW, HB, Good Mornings, Cotton Pickers, Ankle Rolls

The Workout:

4 Corners of the field:

  1. Merkins x10, Sidestep to next corner, Diamond Merkins, Sprint to next corner, Twisting Merkins, sidestep to next corner, wide merkins, run backwards to next corner
  2. Squats x10, sidestep to corner, Closed leg squats, run to corner, sumo squats, sidestep to corner, skiers, backwards to corner
  3. Lunges x10, Karaoke to corner, corner lunges, run to corner, backwards lunges, karaoke to corner,

Bleachers: Irkins, Dips and Dirkins – Rinse and repeat

Two Rock Shakur: Several rounds of Curls for the Gurls, tricep extension, rows with a plyometric exercise between each

Mary: Around the Horn to one round of Mary: 10x Burpees, LSF, WWIIs with Knees Up, Pickle Pounders, SSH,  Box Cutters.

Announcements: Upcoming 5 year SouthWake anniversary convergence at Possum Trot on 5-29-18. Carpex CSAUP in October, The Odyssey

Prayer: Requests to remember Crab Legs, H1N1, Noah’s Ark son, Ryan, Kevin C.

It was an honor to lead this 3 years later. I tried to share how important F3 is to me and the friendships that were made that help me get through many dark times #DontDoLifeAlone.

 

7 PAX for Crazy Ivan- Cardio Playground

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Warm Up: Jog around the back lot, SSH x15, Imperial Walkers x10, Hillbillies x10, Morocan Nightclubs x10, Fazio Arm Circles 10F/10B, Tricep stretch R\L, Leg Stretch R over L\L over R, Michael Phelps

The Workout:

The Parking Lot

Fresh off of Crazy Time and some head locking by a skirted Midget, Crosby made a debut appearance to Crazy Ivan to join our ‘intimate group.’ He was quickly joined by 4 additional PAX and by 5:30, Mookie pushed ‘Play’ on a playlist that would set the tone for a high-intensity HIIT\Tabata beatdown, complete with Kettlebells, Battle Ropes, and TRX straps.

PAX circled up for a series of 3 sets of Kettlebell Swings for 11 reps each (this was a tribute to Pats #11-Julian Edelman).

Since today’s playlist featured old school 90’s rap tunes from Public Enemy, it only seemed fitting that after the 3rd set of swings, PAX were instructed to perform Clockwork Merkins in honor of Flava Flav and his trademark clock necklace.

Clockwork Merkins  x12, x3, x6, x9, x12

PAX took a quick 10 count and picked up the bells for the next series of Kettlebell exercises- 3 sets of Goblet Squats for 11 reps each. After the 3rd set of Squats, PAX assumed plank position and performed a series of Clockwork Shoulder Taps

Clockwork Shoulder Taps x12, x3, x6, x9, x12

PAX took another quick 10 count and picked up the bells for the next series- 3 sets of Curl presses for 5 reps per arm. After the 3rd set, PAX assumed plank position and performed another series of Clockwork Merkins

Clockwork Merkins x12, x3, x6, x9, x12

Kettlebells were gathered and PAX mosey’d from the parking lot to the Playground with the ‘F3 Boom Box’ (Red Solo Cup + iPhone) varying Kettlebell carries between John Cusacks and Farmer Carries.

The Playground

The Playground was equipped with 7 pain stations, complete with 3 hanging TRX straps, 1 Battle Rope, and various weighted kettlebells. Upon entry to the playground, Eminem’s ‘Til I Collapse’ kicked in at just the right time.

Tabata Style Workout- 20 secs on\10 sec off

Station 1- TRX In\Out Merkins

Station 2- TRX Chest Press

Station 3- TRX Back Rows

Station 4- Battle Rope

Station 5- Kettlebell Shoulder Raises (18lbs)

Station 6- Kettlebell Double Tricep Extensions (2 Kettlebells 25lbs/per)

Station 7- LBC’s

PAX completed 4 Rounds of 7 pain stations. This provided just enough time for 1 more round of Kettlebells\Clockwork in the parking lot. Mosey’d back to the parking lot. A series of 2 Upright Kettlebell Rows x 11 and 1 set of Shoulder presses x 5 R\L were performed…(actually x9 R\L as the Q lost count and did extra).

PAX performed lunge walks, alternating to Frankensteins to first backlot speed bump and then back to Kettlebells for Mary.

Mary:

Plank-O-Rama: Kettlebell Plank Cross-Overs, Offset Kettlebell Merkins, WWII’s, LBC’s, Freddy Mercury’s, Shoulder Taps, Pickle Pounders

Announcements:

Friday Post at Healing Transitions. Midget and DD planning to head out there this afternoon to post. Derek Davis 5K next week. 9/11 Stair Climb is coming up. Fantasy Football- if interested, see Peeping Tom for details.

Prayer: Hosselhoff’s mom who is having a procedure, holding her in our prayers. FedEx’s wife who is currently job hunting

Rip rap a throwin’

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Shovel flag planted and mumble chatter ensued awaiting the start.

 

Warm Up:  Quick couple laps around tennis courts then down to the concession stand area for round of exercises consisting of GM’s, hamstring stretches, downward dogs, SSH’s & Michael Phelps

The Workout: Round of Dips & Diamond Irkins IC on the wall between fields. Mosey over to the bleachers for a round of steps up to warm up the legs. Mosey on over to the hill between the two fields for elevens of star jumps at the top and burpees at the bottom. Bear crawl the hill in between. A quick balls to the wall along the fence while PAX on end bears crawls back to the opposite end. Recover on the mosey up to the rip rap rock ditch and choosing the largest rocks available. Cusac over the wood line and form one long line across. YHC demonstrated an exercise earlier experienced at an F3Grandstrand AO on the beach. Each PAX would squat then stand and thrust their rock as far forward as possible then lunge walk to it and rinse and repeat. Returned rocks for another day and moseyed on over to tennis courts.

Mary:  YHC called on several PAX to lead Mary for rounds of American Hammers, Pickle Pounders, Fireman pole climbs, LSF’s, WWII’s, Merkins, and Superman stretches. Count-o-rama then name-o-rama.

Announcements: Upcoming 5 year SouthWake anniversary convergence at Possum Trot on 5-29-18. Carpex CSAUP in October, The Odyssey

Prayer: Requests to remember Crab Legs, H1N1, Fedex’s M seeking work, YHC father and family. YHC took us out in prayer.

Loading Up the Animals 2×2 on the Ark

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VQ Noah’s Ark led them 2×2 before the rain came. 12 pax followed the lead.

Warm Up: Good mornings, cotton pickers, L arm/R arm stretches, LOR/ROL hamstring stretches, FOC, and SSH
The Workout: Ran lap around track to bleachers. All pax 10 count of erkins, derkins, dips , and step-ups. Mosey to 1st shelter for a 5 count typewriter on the brick x3. Mosey to rock pile to get medium size rock (unless you’re Lipsync and you favor Minnesota). John Cusak to the rear parking lot for bear bowling ( bear crawl pushing rock) to end of lot 4x stopping at each end for an exercise.  1.) 5 burpees, 2.) 10 lunges, 3.) 15 merkins, 4.) 20 squats. Front runners picking up the 6. With all in a line with rocks, 1st pax carries 5 gallon bucket filled with rocks to other side of lot and back while each pax takes turn calling a rock exercise until all have carried the bucket. Return rocks and then Indian run back to tennis courts with last guy carrying the bucket of rocks to the front. BTW with each pax crawling through the tunnel.

Mary: Freddie Mercury’s, Pickle pounders, LSF, box cutters, and American hammers.
Announcements:
Prayer: Double D, unspoken, those with injuries, and the men & women that have fought for our freedom to come together as we do.

Which Way to the Gun Show?

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Warm Up:  Jog around tennis courts; 20 SSH, 10 IW, 10 HB, 10 CP, 10 WM, leg and arm stretches, gate opens, Frankesteins
The Workout:  It was Dauber’s 3rd Q of his Birthday Week; His first as a 50 year old.  PAX were hungry for a beat down.  The following kettlebell exercises were executed with 10 reps:  swings, goblet squats, tricep curl, figure 8s + halo (L/R), bus driver, O/H presses; performed the following kettlebell exercises on our six: O/H press, Homer to Marge, Skull Crusher.  John Cusack to the Amphitheater; 10 Step-ups (L + R) without bell, 10 Derkins,Erkins and Dips; More kettlebell work in the Amphitheater including:  10 counts of Curls for the girls, swings, Goblet squat, figure 8, halos, O/H press, Outward press, Bus driver, Rur-rows, Man-maker/merkins.  Took our kettlebells for a walk around the tennis courts looking for a gun show.  Each PAX called out various k-bell exercises during our trek including the Midget 4 Life Love handle bends, front curls, one arm curls, tricep curls, k-bell holds in front, O/H presses.  As we approached a group of ladies working out under the shelter, Dauber yelled “NextExercise, Curls for the Girls!”  We received a friendly welcome as we exchanged pleasantries during our saunter and then Dauber simply asked, “Which way to the Gun Show?” And flexed his arm pointing forward!  PAX were entertained and kept exercising until they reached the parking lot whereby each PAX jumped rope 30X.  PAX without jump rope executed merkins.
Mary:   Dog pound wanted to surpass 25 burpees listening to “The Man”; Mission accomplished – 27 (at least).  A ton of SSH were performed while waiting for the MAN.
Announcements:  CSAUP-Sasquatch (learned the origination)
Prayer:  Revisited Double D’s message from Mutiny, Shoulder Tap post, and Dauber talked about filling other’s buckets; M4L spoke about acts of kindness.

Truly honored to lead this group of guys!  -Dauber (Q)

The Hills Were Alive at Possum Trot – 19 Strong PAX

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Warm Up:  Ran one loop around tennis courts circling up in parking lot for 20 SSH, 10 Cotton-Pickers, 10 Windmills, 10 Hillbillies, 10 Imperial Walkers, Good Mornings and 10 Arm Cicles (front & back)
The Workout:  PAX partnered up (size did not matter); one PAX grabbed a medium to large rock and made one line across the parking lot.  One partner began bear crawling to midway of parking lot pushing the rock while other partner skipped.  Changed roles at midpoint of parking lot and proceeded to the hill.  At the bottom of the hill, Dauber instructed PAX to send one partner up the hill – bear crawling.  Once they reached the top of the hill, each PAX performed a 7 count of either Derkins, Erkins or Dips on the guardrail OYO.  After completion, PAX carefully headed down the hill taking the rock over from their partner.  While one member was bear crawling, the other partner performed a rock exercise; each rock exercise consisted of 8-12 reps.  The exercise was called out by one PAX rotating up and down the line.  PAX were very creative calling out curls, squats, O/H presses, chest presses, squat presses…ONE caveat, the rock could never touch the ground unless it was a part of the called exercise or Dauber called Recover/Rest. If rock touched the ground, PAX performed 5 burpees.   Additional exercises were added with the rock from the six including, presses, WWIIs, Homer to Marge, etc.  Dauber called an audible and had each PAX run one lap around the tennis court while their partner continued with rock exercises.  Once one lap was completed, PAX swapped roles.  PAX helped bring in the six and began some core exercises started with planks, shoulder taps, merkins, diamond merkins, etc.  PAX returned rocks and met up in the tennis courts.  B2Wall and Al Gores until all PAX lined up for an impromptu monkey hoppers/grabbers.  More running ensued using the tennis courts and finished with alligator merkins to the end of the first court.  PAX and Q spent.
Mary:  Each PAX called out a 10-rep core exercise that began with box-cutters and end with burpees OYO.  At least 8 exercises were performed before running out of time.
Announcements:  CSAUP Greenville – Car pool if able
Prayer:  Double D spoke from the heart.  Strong message.  We hear about “thoughts and prayers”; if you look at some cable TV or social media posts, these powerful words are often dismissed.   Thay’s pure bunk.  These are very powerful words.  When they are spoken, they have powerful meaning and greatly help that person.  Double D asked for prayers for a child who suffered a terrible accident; prayers of thanks/praise for a successful surgery;  H1N1 recovery; final thoughts – loneliness is a killer, F3 brings men together…keep your eyes open for those who need F3.

PAX did great today!  Super job with the hill and rock exercises!

PAX included:  LED, Breech, 8-Bit? (2.0), Double-D, Farva, Vespa, Deadbolt, Gump, Mookie, Midget 4 Life, Stovepipe, R-22, 187, Nemo, Noah’s Ark, Butterfingers, FedEx, The Natural and your Q – Dauber (19 strong)

11 PAX Brought Their “A” Game to Mutiny

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Warm Up:  After a slow run around the track with storms looming on the area, Noah’s Ark circled up the PAX and led us in warm-up.  The exercises consisted of SSH, Arm stretches (LOR, ROL), Crossed-legged stretches, Cotton-Pickers, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, and Good Mornings.  Excellent leadership on the spot by Noah’s Ark when he was asked to lead the Warm-up!  Thank you!
The Workout:  PAX increased their cardio by utilizing quick feet on a curb for an extended distance leading into side-stepping Left to right and returning Right to left until covering a considerable distance of a parking lot.  Dauber’s nimbleness and uncanny ability brought tears of joy to LipSync’s eyes questioning the age of the Q.   At the circle, the men began a bear crawl and headed to a rock pile after making a half loop.  PAX brought their medium to heavy rock to the shelter, placing their rock on the picnic table.  PAX performed a variety of exercises using the rock including 10 counts of overhead presses, squats, arm curls, tricep curls, etc.  Between sets, PAX rotated positions and either performed 10 counts of derkins, erkins, dips and merkins (on the ground and between picnic benches).  To keep the cardio up, PAX took a break from the rocks and began running/skipping around the soccer field.  PAX recovered at the shelter only to find more rock exercises but this time executed from their six.  Sets included, tricep curls, o/h presses, Homer to Marge, etc.  More rock activites ensued once back on their feet.  A final Indian run with one rock (great audible Puddles) was implemeted with each PAX carrying the rock at least once over a two-time run around the field.  Post run, PAX lined up for some lunges before returning the rocks back to the pile.  PAX lined up again and began performing Frankenstein leg kicks, open windows with their hips, and “simulated” tire jumping at Gump’s recommendation while heading back to our starting point.  Planks, followed by 10 Merkins were added in for fun.   Finished the workout with Balls to the Walls 2X ( 25 second count, rest, followed by an additional 24 second count representing Dauber’s magical 49 years).
Mary:  FedEx called 10 Burpees OYO.  PAX were spent; They had brought their “A” game.
Announcements:  Greenville CSAUP; F2 followed at the Bagels Hospital
Prayer: Noah’s Ark wife – dental; H1N1 – MCL injury; CrabLegs;  spoken and unspoken prayers.  Dauber asked everyone to be NICE, do something for someone else, be committed to being better husbands, fathers, brothers, sons, etc.  Be beacons of Christ – Let His light shine through Us.

PAX:  Natty-Ice, FedEx, Gump, Noah’s Ark, Puddles, Vespa, Butterfingers, C-Dog (Sea Dog), R-22, LipSync, Dauber

Dauber – Guest Q (very much grateful for this opportunity to lead these fine men in the gloom as the rains held off for exactly 45 mins during our beat down).

4 year F3 Anniversary at Cletus

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YHC hit the fartsack last night with an irritated eye.  I hoped that a good 5 hour nights sleep would cure this.  YHC woke a little early for Extra credit (4am) and right eye pain was killing me.  A quick trip to Harris Teeter to waste some money on eye drops that did nothing.  Well… I figured I was going to be in eye pain anyway – so why not take my mind off it with some total body pain.  I said screw it – lets post.

This morning, I was celebrating 4 years of F3.  It took about 18 months of emotional headlocking for Chase (Gnard Dogg) to convince me to try my first workout at Womble Park.  I will never forget this workout – Key West was my Q and I think Peak Week, Blue Hen, Moby, New Mexico and Howard were all there to name me.  I did not think I would make it through without quitting.  I remember doing a jacobs ladder with burpees in the baseball outfield.  This morning, I wanted to celebrate with one of my best memories of a hard ass workout.  The Bearway to heaven.

About 7-8 gathered for EC to hear me bitch about my eye.  None of that matters as 5:15a hit and we were off.  We did about 2 miles with many doing a little more as they circled back to get the 6 (YHC).  We had 187 and Skid Mark even join us AFTER their Murph (BEAST)

PAX:

Emeril, Deadbolt, Patch, Kid Cracker, Peak Week, Brony, R22, Peeping Tom, The Dawgpound, Mookie, 187, Butterfinger, M4L, Flannigan, Slide Rule, Foghorn, Skidmark, Pablo, Luck Charms, New Mexico, Yogi, Yogurt, Doc, Hasselhoff, Nemo, Cowboy, Beach, 8Bit, Lip Stick, Banana Seat, Da Business, Forceps, The Natural, Roger Roger, Noah’s Ark, Gump, Double D, LED, Fed Ex, POTS, PSI, Vespa, Red Pill

Warm Up:

Grab the official Southwake Shovel Flag (T Claps to Howard for making it and entrusting me with it) and head to the large field to circle up for warm ups.  We had WAAAAY more pax than I anticipated.  Someone ran by me an said – “were you planning on 40” – I remember thinking – I am barely hear and can barely see out of my right eye 🙂

Anyway – we circled up

  • SSH x 20
  • Good Mornings x 15
  • Standard Merkins x 20
  • Imperial + Hill Billy (10 each = 20)
  • 5 Burpee OYO
  • Fazio Arm Circles 10F 10R
  • Recover on the jog to the shelter by the soccer fields and bathrooms

The Workout:

THANG 1:  Pass the Pill

  • Count of by 2s to divide the pax into two groups
  • Indian Runs (clockwise and counter clockwise) around soccer field with back pax carrying a 25 pound weight as he runs to the front
  • Pax then carefully passes the weight to the back – man by man – repeat while indian running
  • We had 20+ in each group so it took nearly 1.75 laps to get it done.
  • Head to Hunt center field for next

THANG 2:  Bearway to Heaven

  • 40 pax in a line along the side line of soccer field
  • 7 cones set up about 20 feet apart
  • Bear crawl to 1st cone – 7 burpees – run back
  • Bear crawl to 2nd cone – 6 burpees – run back
  • Bear crawl to 3rd cone – 5 burpees – run back
  • Bear crawl to 4th cone – 4 burpees – run back
  • Bear crawl to 5th cone – 3 burpees – run back
  • Bear crawl to 6th cone – 2 burpees – run back
  • Bear crawl to 7th cone – 1 burpee – run back
  • Thanks to the pax for picking the 6 (me) up

Recover on the jog back to the flag for mary / COT

Mary:

  • LBC Ladder (in cadence)
    • 5, 10, 15, 20 – 20, 15, 10, 5)
  • Hand release Merkins x 10
  • we’re done!

Announcements:

Yogi mentioned pax member running 26 hours in honor of bing sober for 26 years

F3 Greenville is having a CSAUP “Sasquach” next weekend – real all about it here – http://www.f3enc.com/backblasts/csaup/2018-sasquatch-pre-blast/ – clown cars forming

Prayers:

Prayers for many pax including

  • Boy George M
  • Doube D Father – ailing health
  • Pablo’s 2.0 – out patient surgery
  • Crablegs
  • Rams (foot)
  • H1N1 (MCL/ACL)

Naked Moleskin:

Thanks to everyone for 4 of the best years of my life.  I never thought that I would get THIS much out of F3.

  • I feel I am in the best shape of my adult life
  • I’ve ran 4 half marathons
  • Made 100s of new true friends
  • Made great strides in my spiritual walk
  • Became a much better husband and father
  • Became a better leader at work
  • this list could go on…

Here’s to 4 more!

 

The Dauber Deception

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We had a PAX of 12 for an impromptu game of Ultimate Frisbee (we are hooked)…sorry Pikachu! Welcome FNG Butter Fingers!

Warm Up: It’s called Ultimate Frisbee.

The Workout: Two teams of 6 played in the dark with lots of drops. Each drop we did 3 Merkins during the first half and 5 squats the last half. Each team that scored called out an exercise of 10 from LBC, Freddie Mercuries, Star Jumps, and more Merkins among many others. The faster the exercises are completed, the faster the offense can out maneuver the defense.

The score was close (always within 2 😉 ) but in the closing minutes, the other team pulled a “Dauber Deception” by throwing the kickoff out of bounds and faking the other team out by planking. This caused confusion and the last throw was sent sailing out of bounds to end the game.

Mary: Lots of abs during the game.

Announcements: Kenny’s Grave on Thursday mornings, new Yoda AO is scheduled to start up Tues July 23. Working on specific details to follow.  Dauber turns 50 next week!

Prayer: Brexit’s friend. Reach out to those PAX we haven’t seen in a while. Gump closed in prayer.

Resurrection of Kenny’s Grave

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Lap around track in single line
Include high knees and butt kickers
Carioca in parking lot
Cones in line snake
Slides in parking lot

Warm ups:
SSH IC x20
Good mornings x12
Stretch legs
IW’s & HB’s x10 each
Squats x20
Stretch upper

Clock merkins (concentrate on form) – 12, 9, 6, 3: 30 total

Cone work in baseball field – two groups (3 rounds each)

-Taps on each cone (6 total) going down then sprint to fence. Bear crawl back 15 yds then sprint to start

-Backwards lateral slides to each cone then back peddle to fence. Broad jump back 15 yds then sprint back to start.

Balloon squats 3 rounds x15
Balloon merkins 3 rounds x10
If balloon falls to ground, 3 Burpees
If balloon pops, 10 Burpees for all
(Wind Malfunction)

(Improv) Alternating
Curb squats x15, x12, x10
Curb Irkins x10, x8, x5

Build-a-bear x5

Mary
Exaggerating LSF x15
Pretzel x10 (each side)
Ups/Ins/Outs x10

Verse of day

1 John 4:20-21

Love our brothers and take time to check on each other before running off after each workout

COT 17 PAX

Announcements- CSUAP in Greenville, Fun Friday filled with F3 options

Prayers- FedEx wife job situation, Brexit’s friend with burns, Crab Legs

YHC took us out in prayer.

Loved it. Great work. Lots of positive words on form.

BS out!