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Out In Out In Out Out In Out

Read this to the end, there’s a special surprise announcement!

 

Man, Womble Park was LIT this morning.  60 degrees, raining, and the Pax had a host of options.  In order, they were:

Crazy Time (modified Murph) (4:30 AM): Pikachu, Cowboy
Pre-Ivan Yoga (5 AM): Emeril, Slide Rule
Pre-Ivan Run (5 AM): Dawgpound?  (Dunno, go read the Ivan Backblast for more info)
Pre-Cletus Yoga (5:15 AM): Pikachu, Slide Rule, Kid Cracker, Emeril
Pre-Cletus Run (5:15 AM): Yogurt, Cowboy, Warbucks
Crazy Ivan (5:30 AM): Go read theirs, dunno
Cletus (5:45 AM): Tagged pax (16)
2nd F @ Dunkin (6:45 AM): Not me, sadly

Warm Up:

As mentioned, it’s the first day of winter and raining.  But, true to NC form, it was also 60 degrees.  16 Pax started continued their morning with running the lines on the courts, SSH, Imperial Squat Walkers, Good Mornings, and  5 burpees OYO

Given the Pax’s newfound love of Yoga, YHC opted to do a brief demonstration of what “Yoga” has meant for the EC crowd the past two weeks.  We did a quick 5-10 count of Runner’s Pose, Warrior 1 & Warrior 2, with added time to discuss form and for YHC to figure out right leg from left leg.  Once everyone was limbered up, a slow mosey to the rock pile to start:

The Workout:

Part 1:

Pax went shoulder to shoulder in a plank.  End Pax ran to other end, while everyone else did a Merkin.  Rinse, repeat, two trips through.  Somehow we added up to 30 when there were 16 of us.  Math is hard, friends.

Part 2:

Split into 5 groups of 3 with 1 rock each 4 groups of 4 with 2 rocks each and head to the play ground.
Each Pax does one of:
– Wonderbra, Deadlift-overhead press, Merkin, pullup x5.  Pullups act as timer.
Rotate through 5 times for 25 pullups.

Part 3:

Head to the pavilion for everyone’s favorite Irkins, Derkins, and Dips (+ Bear Crawl).  Crawler acts as timer and everyone rotates through 3x

Part 4:

Reverse burpee indian run (front Pax goes to rear, everyone does a burpee when he gets to back of line) 1/2 around fields.  Regular Indian run back to courts

Mary:

Ain’t got no time for that.

Announcements:

Lots.  Draper announced 8/12K races?  Something something Holly Springs festival.  Something something heartbreak hill.  Something something.  Hit him up on Slack for details 🙂

Slack is, you know it, back.  Guys have been using it more and more.  2nd F lunch today, lots of chatter about the game, 3rd F postings.  Please, if you haven’t checked it out (or you checked it out last year and stopped), give it a try.

QSOURCE
This is a biggy.  We are going to make an intentional effort to do better at 2/3F in 2019.  To that end, we’ll be joining with the rest of F3Nation in a weekly study of the “QSource”, a leadership / human development program.   The 4 broad categories are Get Right, Live Right, Lead Right, and Leave Right.

Pikachu will be leading a group Tuesday mornings, 6:30 AM @ Starbucks (U-Turn location)
Breach will be leading Wednesday evenings, 8 PM @ CBC

Details will be, you guessed it, on slack.  (and facebook too, but it’s the worst)

Prayer:

Many guys were lifted up during prayer.  Focus on building our Shield Lock, the group of 1-3 other men who can hold you accountable because they actually know you.  We’ll be talking about this more in 2019.

Exciting new thingarama:

You made it!  Ok, exciting news.  In 2019, we’re going to revive an old challenge and make it more awesomer.  You remember breathtaker, right?  That 25 pound lump of suck that some poor Pax picked up at Cletus COT and wore to 5 workouts the following week?  Well, it’s baaaackkkkkkk.

But, this time, there’s a t-shirt.  Pax who successfully wear Breathtaker to 5 F3 workouts (EC are not a workout, but other region AO’s still count if you can’t stay in SW) in a week (Sun-Sat, including Ground Pounder!) will get a shirt with their name (and all the other successful HIM names) at the end of the year.  Names will be in order of completion of the challenge, so first week = first name.  If you complete the challenge more than once, your name gets bigger (think word cloud).

but wait” you might be thinking, “isn’t there going to be a mob trying to get their name on the shirt?  How will we decide who gets to go next/first?”

Have I got great news for you.  We will be auctioning off the next spot in the challenge every week.  All money will go to charity (charities will be chosen throughout the year as part of broader 3F efforts).  Bids start at $50.  Bids will close at Cletus COT.  Might have to call Shredder at Sheepdog to let those guys join in the live auction fun.  There will be a spreadsheet posted online (ahem, slack) to bid ahead of time (even weeks in advance if you want to plan ahead).  But, Cletus COT will always have a live option to bid more.

As a super added bonus/penalty: the pax who donates the most over the course of the year gets to keep Breathtaker.  Put it on the grill of your truck, mount it on your shovel flag, or wear it to bed proudly every night (please don’t wear it to bed, or, like, ever again).  Heck, burn it for all we care, but you earned the right to do what you want with that thing.

So, who’s going to step up to the challenge?  Who’s got the most breathtaker 5 packs in them this year?  Who’s going to wear it FIRST (and who’s going to wear it LAST)?  And, most importantly, what kind of impact can SouthWake have with a $50+ donation every week?

It’s an honor and a joy to be part of this crew.  Let’s go past the magnet (1F)  in 2019, get even past the glue (2F), and start building some dynamite (3F).

Slide Rule OUT

Mission Impossible @ Possum Trot

Warm Up: Run around the tennis courts to the snack shack.  20 SSH, 10 Good Mornings, 10 Cotton Pickers, 10 Fazios F/B, 10 HB, 10 IW, Left over Right and Back stretches.  Lined up on ramp, PAX executed 10 strides adding 1 burpee, continued until 5 burpees (5!) were met after alternating strides facing fence and then facing the RR tracks.  PAX continued up the ramp with window openings, Frankensteins and Butt kickers.  Mosey to parking lot to grab coupons.

The Workout:  PAX of 11 counted of by 3’s and formed three groups.  Q had four index cards each having a specific mission to accomplish by the PAX.   Missions were labeled A, B, C or D.   A group leader chose an index card.  Last group that chose a card, chose their coupon first from below.  Q reminded PAX to choose wisely.  Group then read each card with its specific mission.  Clarifying instructions were given by Q.  PAX began their individual mission as a covert unit.

Mission A:  200 LBC, 200 Merkins, 200 Squats.  PAX carry coupon around the outside (oops) of the tennis courts 4X.  PAX were told they could work together meeting their number of reps.  This group finished early and helped PAX on the tennis court with their mission.  PAX executed additional exercise including monkey humpers, pickle pounders, etc.

Mission C:  Not chosen.  Details saved for another adventure.

Mission D:  200 Starjumps, 200 Shoulder Taps, 200 BTTW in cadence.  PAX carry coupon around four corners of tennis courts.  At each corner, PAX dropped coupon, executed 1-4 burpees at each corner until completion.  PAX excited this 4X.  Some confusion re: executing reps individually or together.

Mission B:  200 Dips, 200 Leg-ups (alternating L/R), 200 Erkins.  PAX carried coupon from parking lot to snack shack and then back to the parking lot 4X.  This group decided to carry the coupon together resulting in needing more time to accomplish their mission.

The remaining PAX from Mission A and D joined their fellow operatives near the snack shack Mission B. helping them complete their mission.

Enthusiasm was very high so more exercises were added included  10 count dips and erkins.  Q had PAX mosey to the wall and performed the following exercises in 20 count cadence:  LBCs against the wall, arm chair and BTTW.  Rinse and repeat.  PAX grabbed all of the coupons and formed into their original mission groups.  Handed off the coupons to each member in their group while heading back up the ramp to the parking lot in a semi Indian run/walk.  Mission Accomplished.

Mary:  Q asked for any virgin Q support to help lead Mary.  Two PAX voulunteered (Modify and Beater) but Modify won out.  Modify lead us in Mary with the following 15 count core exercises:  Freddie Mercury, Homer to Marge, Box cutters, WWIIs, low slow Flutters, Winemakers.  Excellent job stepping up.  Being prepared and ready to step in is essential to leadership.

Announcements:  Messi (2.0) will Q again next Monday at Mutiny; F2 at Stick Boy

Prayer:  Ausfart, Double D’s wife and dad, Brexit’s friend who passed, spoken and unspoken.  Dovetail stepped up and lead us out in Prayer – Thank you!

Q – Dauber (Honored to lead you men in the gloom)

Glow Ball

Dawgpound posting for Blue Hen


Warm Up
:

The Q welcomed the two FNG’s (Tailpipe and Homie) to the group, short disclaimer, and then it was time to get moving.  After a few up and down running the hill near the basketball court the PAX were lead to the Salmander HSHM Finish line ramp.

  • Boat Canoe X 20 (Fan Favorite)
  • Little Baby SSH X 20 (The old Q had some low mumble chatter about winging the Q… c’mon man you know better)
  • Good mornings X 20
  • Merkins X 20

The Workout:

From the bottom of the ramp broad jump burpees were called out.  An audible was called to stop half way and run up to the top of the ramp.  Plank hold for the six and we were off to the wall.  People’s chair Indian run for one round and then a group run down to the basketball courts.

Everyone got in groups of three while the Q ran to get a glow soccer ball out from the bush it was hidden  in prior to the start of the fun. When Q’ing I enjoy trying out new things.  Crab soccer was a success and the PAX has enjoyed Ultimate Frisbee so Glow Basketball made sense to introduce.  The PAX dived into three groups.  Group one would run around Ting park.  Stopping at the bottom of the ramp for 10 burpees, top of the ramp 20 merkins, and top corner 10 more burpees before returning to the courts.  The other two faced off on an intense game of Glow Ball.  Rules: Double full court (either basket on each side counted), no dribbling or running with the ball, if the ball hit the ground, everyone did a merkin and the other team got the ball, if a team scores, the other team had to do a burpee (there were not many scores).

Observations from Glow Basketball: 1. The Southwake Pax have very limited basketball abilities 2. Dawgpound brings the intesity just like Ultimate 3. The SouthWake Pax can’t jump 4. Playing basketball in the dark makes it very difficult to know what team you are on 5. Emeril should stick to hockey.

After each group did their run around Ting park that was a wrap with 10 minutes for Mary and COT.

Mary:

6 inch leg hold (10 count) right into 33 inch leg hold (10 count) right into 45 inch leg hold right into American Hammers (10 count) right into Freddie Mercury (10 count) right into boat canoe (10 count).

Announcements:
Prayer:

It is always an honor to lead this group.  Prayers were lifted for CrabLegs, Ausfart, and those unspoken.

U-turn

Warm Up:SSH, IW, Hillbillies, Frankenstein kicks
The Workout: Standard 5 mile loop
Mary: coffee
Announcements: its raining
Prayer: Full House ran 5 miles. Warbucks took it out.

Shootin’ starz

Warm Up:17 gathered for brisk 32 n they were ready 4 ‘my friends’ Q.. I had few things on my ‘winkie’, adjusted according to pax
The Workout: We ran @ 457 yards- few cars were coming to bus entrance for SSH, and 5 burpee oyo- enough warning- groups of 3, YHC had counted 15 but we had 2 more oops..  I was excited for hill the yhc had ran few times with yellow card and it was nice n steady 1.2 mile- we stopped at ‘off Disney ‘ property and bottom of the hill and knocked out 50 merkins aka (mucho Cheeto) and planked while waiting on the 6th-

start w/ 2 man Indian run and stopping every 463 meters for low slow/lbc- more merkins- jump squats/star jumps- passed a lonely runner and was asked 2 joined the brothers of gloom, but he could not handle the sauce we were cooking..

indian run failed since our Indian ‘motor boatin’ Got left but we did not know until we reached the beautiful manicured spa n Pool. Feel like Indian run is better accountability tool- pushes you- instead of just running-

jump squats while waited n called 11’s – squat on one side and Turkish get ups- again the parking lot was about 257 meters- saw bunch of accountability amongst the pax- proud of few new ones and believing and trusting F-3.

557 we realized we were missing ‘motorboatin’..  chips takes off since he was winded/ tired in order 2 find him and rest of us start our Indian run back to flag-  yhc follows the tennis star n Brazilian meat lover- while rest get back 2 make sure all pax were accounted for and emeril had called out burpees- thx

naked mole skin-  we push each other and yhc really enjoys how all the guys do not think they can but all of a sudden they do things just a tad bit more during workout-work/ family life.. we learn from our mistakes and share so others do not fail-

Mary: homer 2 merge/ Superman / Carolina dry docks/ boat canoe in hone of my boy blue
Announcements: CSAUP/ slack/ Christmas party/ wrightsville
Prayer: crab legs/ DD’s M and dad/ sausage party/ selling house –

yhc/ emeril has Q at ambassador on 12/15- should be fun- always fun

make it A gr8 day-

chips/emeril/ peeping Tom/ M4L/ dumbo/ 187/ Pac man/ sharipova/ motorboatin/ DD/ warbucks/ doc/ full house/ wiggly/ trickle (when did he trickle in)/ lab rat..  saw shootin starz n birds chirping n the cold gloom only at Disney.. honor and always fun to lead- we covered over 3.1 miles

12 Days of Christmas; Respect for 41

Warm Up: Banana Seat lead us around the tennis courts to the lower area by the concession stands.  Dauber took over and warmed up the PAX with the following exercises:  20 SSH, 10 Flower/Cotton pickers, 10 Windmills, 10 Imperial Walkers right into 10 Hillbillies; Left arm and Right arm stretches. It was a nice start to this sub 30 degree clear morning.


The Workout:  PAX of 16 (welcome friendly face Natty Ice) broke into two groups, odds began 10 left up/downs followed by 10 right up/downs on the wall while evens held BTTW on the concession stand wall for a 20 count cadence count; swapped positions and completed the previous exercise.  Rinse and Repeat.   PAX walked to the driveway lining up into two lines.  PAX performed Frankensteins, high knees, open doors, and Karaoke (R/L) to the parking lot.  Each PAX grabbed a medium-sized rock and circled up in the parking lot.  In honor of President George H. W. Bush passing last week, PAX performed a total of 41 reps (10, 10, 10, 11) of the following rock exercises:  Rut-Ros, Curls, Tricep Curls, Squats.  PAX moved one space to the right before executing next exercise.  Once completed, PAX got on their six, knocked out 15 rock presses, 15 skull crushers and 15 Homer to Marge passing the rock to the right again before each exercise.  PAX John Cusack back to the rock pile and met up on the tennis courts. Lots of mumble chatter as Q forgot his left and right and pulled a Lipsync with his rep counts).
Mary: 12 Days of Christmas (F3 Style):  Q passed out 12 index cards to 12 unsuspecting brothers.  Each index card had a number (1-12) and a corresponding exercise.  We missed R-22 for special 5th day.  In the spirit of The Twelve Days of Christmas, F3 gave to me….

1st Day: 1 chill cut plank (turned into a pickle pounder – per Double D)

2nd Day: 2 Plank Jacks

3rd Day:  3 Mountain Climbers

4th Day:  4 Wide Merkins

5th Day:  5 Burpees OYO (missed you R-22)

6th Day: 6 Box-cutters

7th Day:  7 LBCs

8th Day: 8 Freddie Mercury 

9th Day:  9 Merkins

10th Day:  10 Squats

11th Day:  11 WW IIs

12th Day:  12 SSH

PAX and Q were spent.  Dauber asked Double D for a 10-count hold.  PAX knew they were in trouble when Double D went off count a few times.  (Must have been that new math)  It messed up the Q as he tried holding plank which looked more like a yoga move with his a$$ high in the air.  Recovered after a lengthy time.

Announcements:  CSAUP (Sat-Womble), U-Turn still on; Q-School in Jan; F3 Christmas Party (Sat); Mutiny on Mon will have a 2.0 as Q (first time in SW history).  Check out Yoga deal (one month = $29 Groupon at Burn? In Holly Sporing) – unlimited yoga.  And for those early birds, Slide Rule will lead a yoga class for EC on Friday before Cletus…5:15 in pavilion.


Prayer:  PAX circled up and held hands.  Dauber took us out.  PAX looking for employment, PAX having challenges at work; Double D’s Dad medical issues – recent fall, Double D’s wife – back surgery; Ausfart recovery in the hospital from his motorcycle accident (long road ahead)

EC:  2 mile run – Banana Seat, Beater and Dauber

Always an honor leading you men.  
Dauber – Q

Cletus ’55’

QIC: The Natural – thank you for allowing me to lead a 5-pack this week.

Warm Up/Workout: Mosey to field by the stage; 20 SSH IC, 20 Mountain Climber IC, 10 BB Situps, 5 Burpees = 55; 20 IW/HBillies IC, 20 Cotton Pickers IC, 10 LBC IC, 5 Burpees = 55; 55 Merkins; 20 LLeg Step Up IC, 20 RLeg Step Up IC, 10 Jump Up, 5 Burpees = 55; Mosey to Hunt Center fence for Bank Robber Burpee (jump the fence and do a burpee)/dips/squats 11’s = 55 each of dips (IC)/squats; 3 rounds of Balls to the Wall/Star Jump; Mosey to tennis courts for sideline Burpee suicide

Mary: Mary including Pickle Pounders, Merkins, Low Slow Flutter, Burpees (to get to 55 for the morning), WWII, others….

COT: Prayers for support, strength, healing, and leadership.

Don’t Grab the Crunchy Leaves

A great turn out in December as Wrightsville training is in full swing. Numerous distance PRs – kudos to Pac-Man, Doc, and Dovetail (who not only distance PR’d but was out picking up the six too). More than a workout.

Warm Up:

SSH x15 IC

Hillbillies x10 IC

Mountain Climbers x10 IC

Merkin x10 IC
The Workout:

All the 3 milers got talked into 5, so 5-15 miles. T-claps to 187 & Skidmark for 15 and running us down.
Mary:

Individual stretches
Announcements:

CSAUP next Saturday. Will look for someone to Q U-Turn if there is interest – has to be someone committed to picking up the six during run.
Prayer:

Ausfahrt – recovery from motorcycle accident. Keep your eyes out for ways we can help the family in the coming weeks/months.

Fantastic 2nd F after. Great work men – always a privilege.

Disney ’55’

In the Quest for 5 Q’s running up to my 55 birthday, Disney was the 4th. Thank you Nemo and M4L for allowing me to lead today. 28 men (including FNG Wiggly) got stronger in the sub-30 degree crisp clear morning with a 55-themed workout. 9 for EC – Skidmark, 187, Dumbo, Dead Bolt, Dawg Pound, War Bucks, Nemo, Axe, Lipton.

QIC: The Natural

PAX: Emeril, Midget for Life, Buford, Nemo, Squatter, Dumbo, Dead Bolt, Moby, Full House, Lipton, Blue Hen, Doc, Pac Man, Wiggly (FNG), Slide Rule, DoubleD, Mookie, Chips, Sharapove, Over Easy, Dawg Pound, WebEx, Skidmark, Foghorn, 187, Warbucks, Axe.

Warm Up/Workout: 55 SSHops IC; 10 IW/10 HB IC, 20 Merkins, 15 BB Situps = 55; 20 Cotton Pickers IC, 20 Mountain Climbers IC, 15 WWII Situps = 55; 11’s on the hill with merkins/BB Situps = 55 of each; Mosey to the soccer fields – 5 stops, 11 repetitions – exercises were squats, LBC, jump squats, SSHop, Low Slow Flutter, and several others…. 55 Burpees were accomplished throughout.

Mary: PAX called, 11 reps – Pickle Pounders, Squat Pyramid, Freddie Mercury, Boat Canoe, and others…

Announcements: CSAUP Dec. 15th; Christmas Party Dec. 15th – see your preferred social media for details.

COT: Dead Bolt took us out with prayers for healing and struggles.

Possum Trot ’55’

QIC: The Natural

PAX: Banana Seat, Pikachu, R22, FedEx, Doc, H1N1, Messi, Fonzi, Farva, Gump, Dauber, LED

Warm Up/Workout: Mosey to the Warehouse lot: 55 SSHops IC; 20 IWalkers IC, 20 Merkins, 15 BB Sit-ups = 55; 20 Mountain Climbers IC, 20 Shoulder Tap IC, 15 WWII = 55; 20 Left Leg Calf Raise, 20 Right Leg Calf Raise, 15 Both Calf Raise = 55; 20 Cotton Picker IC, 20 Other, 15 Burpees = 55; Mosey back to the AO; Merkin, BB Sit-up, Burpees ’11’s’ hill ladders = 55 of each exercise.

Mary: Round the horn with each PAX, 10 repetitions: Burpees, Wide Merkins, Diamond Merkins, Box Cutters, Freddie Mercury, Low Slow Flutter, Plank, SSHops, Heel Taps, whatever Farva’s exercise was, plus 2 more that I forgot… Ended with 55 Squats.

Announcements: CSAUP December 15th.

COT: Prayers and praises.