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Blockness Monster (Nutcracker 11/27) Backblast

Pax of 11 for some fun with cinderblocks

Flannigan, Peak Week, Norm, Buford, Slide Rule, Da Business, Blue Hen, Crablegs, Banana Seat, Moby

Breach on the Q

Warm Up:  Jog around the front parking lot and circle up for 20 counts: Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Good Mornings, Frankensteins and Side Straddle Hops.

The Workout: Every man grabs a block, the block cannot touch the ground unless its part of the exercise or the pax drops for 10 merkins

John Cusack over to the side lot and circle back up for 20x Curls for the girls, Tricep extensions and goblet squats

Block on the shoulder and mosey to the loading dock, 20x big boy sits up with feet in the block, 10 counts Blockees, 20 count peoples chair with a block in the lap and 20 count balls to the wall on top of the block.

Block on the shoulder mosey over to the basketball court for some Blocktamano. Pax circles up and holds block out in front of themselves, one man drops his block and runs around the circle hitting each block as he runs by until he gets back to his block. Each pax member runs around the circle, first clockwise, then counter-clockwise. Paused for 20 count derkins called out by Flannigan.

John Cusack to the Stop sign, 20 count irkins called out by Slide Rule on the block and 20 counts LBC’s called out by Buford.

Block on the shoulder, mosey back to the front of the school and circle up for Block Webs to 5.

Mary: 20 counts of LBC’s,  Leg Lifts and Hello Dollys

Announcements: CSAUP coming up, check Facebook for details and to sign up, Banana Seat going to look into getting us into the 5k at Wrightsville for free like last year and Crablegs is going to try and run it. Wrightsville 1/2 sign up and looking into shirts.

Prayer: Be thankful and be present, try to help those in need and look in just a small way try to make someone’s day better. There is never too small of a good deed.

Cletus BackBlast HSHM Prep

EC: Yogurt and 187 (Slide Rule started late and was almost ran over)

Warm Up: Jog to east parking lot – SSH IC x 30,  Moracin Night Club IC x 20, Mountain Climbers IC x 20, Stretching arms/legs.
The Workout: Broke Back Derkins @ 3 laps with 5 Merkins.   Jack Web’s 1:3 to 10.  Plank Chatter w/ Merkins.
Mary: Double D – few minutes giving pointers on HSHM Lucky Charms – pointers and course overview
Announcements: Yogurt is the new Alternating Q for Cletus – 187 has stepped aside so Yogurt has the opportunity to lead!

HSHM info:  COT will be at 06:30 so we can encourage the Pax that are rucking. Warm up is at 06:50 for Pax doing the 1/2 and 5k. Meet at the start line – Deadbolt will Q warmup. Bring shovel flags and post them at the bottom of the ramp; and pick up the SIX.
Prayer:Double D’s dad, LipSync’s brother, Crablegs, those Injured (Banana Seat we’re hoping you get better quick).

Nutcracker 10/30

Pax of 10 showed up for some fun in the cold

Blue Hen, Breach, Brony, Buford, Emeril, Forceps, Norm, R22, Da Business, Flanigan, Moby

Warm Up: Run around the front of the school to the side parking lot, circle up for 20 reps of Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Good Mornings Merkins and Side Straddle Hops

The Workout: Partner up for stations.

Station 1 Tire drag around the side parking lot, this was the timekeeper. Once the tire dragging group got back it was time to rotate stations.

Station 2 (Cynder block) Partner 1 groundpounders, pass the cinder block after each overhead press.

Station 3 (BattleRope) round 1 double arm waves, round 2 double arm slams, round 3 back to waves. Partner 2 LBC’s

Station 4 (Fire Hose) Round 1 Overhead press, Round 2 Bicep curls, Round 3 Tricep extensions

Station 5 (Big Tire) Round 1 sumo squats with tire, partner 2 does plank hold, round 2 partner squats with the tire, round 3 partner tire flip.

break in the middle for 20 reps of LBC’s Lo SLow Fludder and Freddie Mercurys

Mary: Carry all the gear back to Breach’s truck

Announcements: Midget looking for some runners for a run in downtown on Sun

Prayer: Reinforce the message of being grateful for what we have and not forgetting to say thank you. Try to say thanks to someone for doing something nice for you.

Nutcracker 10/23

Backblast…. more need to post
10 pax, Flanigan (Q), breach, dawg pound, slide rule, Buford, Jenny Craig, chicken foot, da business, puddles, fng-lemon
Jog warm up
Circle up for ssh x 20, cotton pickers x 10, mountain climbers x 20, merkins
Partnered up, one medium rock per group, went to the front of the school
One jogged a lap while other began squats with rocks x 100, 150 merkins, 200 wonder bras with rock, 250 curls with rocks. At the end, each did 30 rock curls in cadence.
Returned rocks
Mary; low slow flutter x 20, dead cockroaches x 10, WWII x 20
COT
Prayer for crab legs
Flanigan-Out

 

Cletus 10/12, the return of “Same Damn Thing, Only Different”

Chilly morning, as hurricane winds finally brought cool temps and no humidity.  Solid turnout

Warm Up:

Run to the Playground

  • 20x SSH in cadence
  • 20x Imperial Squat Walkers in Cadence
  • 10x/10x Fazio Arm Circles
  • 20x Total Partner Pullups (10x each?)
  • Run to the far side of the baseball pavilion, where Lucky helpfully found the correct straight-away

The Workout:

Partner up for a few rounds of “Same Damn Thing”

Exercise:

  • Suicide using variable method of transportation to 5 stops (statue; front/back bleachers; lightpole; building)
  • At “top” of suicide, do increasing reps of Burpees (1, 2, 3, 4, then 5)
  • At “bottom” of suicide, do increasing reps of WWII

Methods of Transportation

  • Round 1: Just run
  • Round 2: Partner Carry
  • Round 3: Bear Crawl
    • Audible: only 3 stations, but 3x the reps (3, 6, 9 at top & bottom)
  • Round 4: Wheelbarrow (3 stations; 3x reps)

Run back to playground for 20x more partner pullups

Jailbreak to Tennis Courts

Mary: None

Announcements:

  • Ruck Division for Holly Springs Half
  • T-Shirts coming?
  • Please come support HS Half finish!  It’s awesome having a big crew running us up the hill
  • Look ahead to Wrightsville Beach 5k in March to support Crab Legs (need shirt order again)
  • Crew going to the coast Saturday for Hurricane Relief
  • 12 mi run starts @ 5:30 tomorrow
  • Yoga Pants practice run for HS Half coming up, see Patch
  • Brandon (Wulfie) moving tomorrow and could use our help, see Patch
  • Drapers 2 year anniversary!

Prayer:

  • Hurricane impacts
  • Crab Legs

Cletus BB

15 Got Stronger

Warm Up: SSH x 15IC, Imperial and Hillbillies x 10IC, Moracin Night Club x 10IC and Downward Dog calf stretch with 10 Merkins
The Workout: Started with the Merkin Shuffle x 5, followed by Broke Back Derkins around the East Parking lot.  Jog to back softball parking lot where we did Ab/core work where partner ran while other partner did strength building 3 of Plank, LBC and Squat.  Jog to walk way and did Guantanamo’s will concession booth and bear crawls to end.  We ended in mid softball lot doing Star jumps and Monkey Humpers 3 @ 15
Mary: Plank-o-rama
Announcements: Oct 20th CSAUP – Carpex, Sat – No U-Turn, instead go to Ting 6:30 for HSHM preview
Prayer: Noah’s Arch, DoubleD,  Clay, Crab Legs, Unspoken

You Can’t Handle the Truth

 

The fartsack was strong this morning. Only 13 men emerged from the fartsack for a New Mexico style beatdown. Never miss a Friday.

EC: Deadbolt – respect. Only man out there killing two miles through Holly Springs. Light vest flashing. Let him be an inspiration to us all.

Fartsacks: Crosby (almost), Slide Rule – one can only assume a birthday hangover

Warm Up: It started out with a brief mosey when 12 pax were joined by Crosby. 5 burpees in Crosby’s honor. Then 5 more burpees in Slide Rule’s honor. Continue mosey to the lawn in front of the amphitheater. 20 CC SSH, 15 CC IW, 15 CC Hillbillies, 10 CC Good mornings.

The Workout: Skidmark: Into the amphitheater for 3 sets of alternating 20 cc Balls to the Wall and Step-ups. Mosey to the play set next to Crazy Ivan when they were jamming to the classic duet of Biggie and Siri. I used to read word up magazine. Two pax at a time would do pull-ups no more than 10 while remaining pax completed merkins. 10 count rest. Two pax at a time completed no more than 10 pull-ups while remaining pax did LBC.

187: mosey past the rock pile to the parking lot. Partner up. 1 partner mountain climbers other partner run to end of playground and back. Next set with squats and third set with star jumps. Rinse and repeat the three sets.

Merkin shuffle. 4 count slide and 4 count patty cake merkin with you partner. Mosey to tennis court.

Mary: Run in place and burpees when 187 said down. Around the circle pax called out 10 count exercises which included pickle pounders, merkins, box cutters, freddy mercury, and american hammers.

Announcements: Torch run tomorrow. Warm up at 7:40. Location TBD. Deadbolt taking supplies to friends in Wallace (see FB post)

Prayer: Clay – Roger Roger’s neighbor. people out east in NC and SC. Bubblewrap’s wife, Crablegs, Spending quality time with family. Deadbolt took us out.

 

Found him:
https://f3southwake.slack.com/archives/C8X3D5RRV/p1536681639000100

 

Cletus – Noah’s Ark 1 year anniversary & birthday Q

Warm Up: Jog to soccer field parking lot alternating forward and reverse. Quick feet on curb for half the parking lot and return on other side with walking sideways planks. Performed arm and leg stretches to a 10 count. Then, in cadence (22) SSH, (11) IW, (11) HB, (11) CP, and finish with (11) merkins on Q’s up & down.
The Workout: Indian run with last man doing 2 merkins and then running to front with the pill(football). Pax passed back to last runner and repeat. Penalty for dropping the pill all Pax do 5 burpees. Group was lacking running backs since there were quite a few penalties (Pikachu, Gump). Continued to south side of BB field and dropped for 11 LBC’s. Then, continued to valleyball court. Partner WB thru sand and do 11 burpees. Partner switch and return to other side for 11 SJ. Bear crawl through sand for 11 patty cake merkins. Bear crawl on the return for 11 squats with leg lifts. Mosey to rock pile and center parking lot for bear bowling(bear crawl pushing rock) to end of lot. Performed 11 elevated merkins per arm. Jon Cusak with rock to other end for 11 weighted squats. Return rocks and mosey to tennis courts.

Mary: 11 FM modified alternating each leg, 11 PP, 11 LSF, 11 HTM, and finished with 11 AH. Theme throughout based off of Q’s 56th birthday which 5+6 = 11, if you didn’t catch on.
Announcements: 9/11 stair climb, Christmas parade signup, Kid Cracker looking for men to help move his parents this Saturday afternoon. Great job to all and welcome FNG’s Pumpkin Spice and Mortar.
Prayer: Crablegs, all those traveling to the BRR this weekend, especially our F3 brothers, and the right opportunity of employment for Brickhouse.

Just Q It

Warm Up: Jog to East parking lot doing SSH x 15 and Karaoke.  In parking lot we did Moracin Night Club, Imperials and Hill Billie’s.  Run in place and “down” was a burpee x 10
The Workout: Shuffle Merkins (with partner in a plank, shuffle 5 steps over then 10 pattycake merkins, last PAX run to front of line while rest are holding plank and repeat to all PAX have ran to front).  Jog to softball parking lot with partner and rocks 1 set of power squats with partner doing lung walks there and run back, one set tricep extensions with partner doing bwd crabwalk with rock on stomach and run back and then one set of curls with partner running with rock over head there and back.  Guantanamo’s x 2 was the last exercise before Mary.
Mary: Plank Jacks, Mountain Climbers and Pickle Pounders followed by PAX call of Plank-O-Rama.
Announcements: 9-11 Stair Climb, BRR next weekend Friday and Saturday, Charity Event on Sunday in Apex at a Brewery – see Crosby for name/location
Prayer: Those running BRR and/or traveling this weekend, our little buddy Clay who cant catch a break, Yogurts mom and her knee and recovery.

NutCracker 8/7

Pax:

Pablo, Shembeckler, FNG(Manziel), Slide Rule, Foghorn, DaBusiness, 187, Emril, Yogurt, Moby, Flanigan, Harbaugh, Warbucks, Peak Week, Dumbo, Breach

Warm Up:

Jog to side parking lot, imperial walkers, merkins in a 22 count rep

The Workout:

Mosey down to the industrial park, Stop at the street corner for prisoner squats x22, hit the guardrail for dips x22.

At the base of the hill partner up for wheel barrels up to the top of the retaining wall. Run around the lot and switch partners.

Round 2 bear crawl 1/2 up the hill and crawl bear the rest of the way, run around the lot to the rails, everyone grabs a rail 22x top rail merkins

Round 3 partner 1 runs to the top while partner 2 does burpees, then switch, run back around to the rails. Grab a rail last guy bear crawls under the pax down to the end.

Mosey back to the school, Stop for 22 cadence count low, slow, flutter and fast feet off the curb.

Announcements: 5year south wake anniversary at possom trot on Aug 29th
Prayer:  (Peak Weak) pray for Brandon Lawerence, had a boating accident and broke his neck. (Moby) Pray for a neighbor, young woman who was recently diagnosed with cancer