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4,s, 8’s, & 16’s

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FNGs: None
Warm Up: SSH, IW, Hillbillies
The Workout:
On the track. 4 man Indian Run
8 reps of the following: Merkins, WWII, Squats, Turkish Getups, Plank Jacks, Star Jumps, SSH, burpees
Run 1 lap do merkins, Run 2nd lap do merkins, WWII… Stack all the way up and then come back down. Each lap run a different lane. Begin with lane 1 and move to lane 8.
Mary: Stretching
Announcements: Skidmark running NYC marathon for charity. More info coming soon. CSAUPS coming up
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Injuries, Cancun traveling, first responders

3-Alarm 8/24/21 – Fartsack Explained, Gatorade Expired, With Some Dead Animal Stench in Between

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FNGs: Cole (F3 Snooze)
Warm Up: Count off and pre-run announcements
The Workout: 4 miles in Hilly Glen

Back in June, 3-Alarm (Davis) wanted to share a few words before each workout, so he texted me those words for my delivery at the next run. What I didnā€™t expect was to video myself speaking those words on Davisā€™ behalf and then sending the video to him for review. Since then, Iā€™ve delivered Davisā€™ speech every time we have new runners at SouthWakeā€™s best AO (certainly the most joyful). And Iā€™ve embellished it each time with Davisā€™ approval. Davis also asked us to define F3 terms, so he can participate in the conversation and not be confused by Purple Cobra, Merkin, AO, COT, and of course, Fartsack. Today, @Dumbo entertained allā€”especially @3-Alarm, with his firsthand account of Fartsacking.

After these standard announcements and a count-off of 12, then 13 with Cupidā€™s late arrival, we took off. Very impressive seeing 13 PAX run up the street with Davis rolling and the flag waving.

For the second time this month, Davis brought an FNG. This week, we picked up Cole, a senior at HSHS and avid rugby player and sleeper. It took us a minute to find his house, but Davis came through. Cole joined us on a run wearing sweat pantsā€”the big, heavy cotton type that would be great if you were camping in 20 degree weather. But it was 95 degrees out. I asked if he wanted to change and he said no. Cole hammered through the run in spite of bruises and old injuries (broken femur five years ago). At COT, he earned the name @Snooze because it takes several alarms to wake him up in the morning. When asked what he likes to do for fun, he said he likes to chill and doze off, hence the name @Snooze, penned by @Pikachu. Davis had met Cole and recruited him while on a walk the week before.

We also swung by Charlieā€™s house. Earlier in August, we picked up FNG Charlieā€”an avid BMXā€™er and MTBā€™er, who earned the name @Cash Roll after a BMX trick invented by Daniel Dhers (2021 Olympic Silver medalist, BMX freestyle; and owner/operator of Daniel Dhers Action Sports Complex, right here in little olā€™ Holly Springs). Finally, we got going on rhythm with the run. Down Avent Meadows, up Holly Moor. Here, Cole pushed Davis straight up the hill with an assist from Pikachu. This is not an easy hill!

Several runners rotated in to push Davisā€”Emeril, Dumbo. We stopped at intersections to let cars go by and to keep our PAX together. Pikachu showed us how to climb Holly Thorn Trace, nearly a mile straight uphill, going faster pushing Davis than most of us can run solo. The stop sign at the top is a good spot to rest, catch your breath, and pick up the six. But today, there was the distinct odor of a dead animal. This thing made the landfill smell like roses. After picking up the six, we gladly moved on.

Cupid had the privilege to push Davis back down the hill. On the way back, Cancun found us as he drove his search vehicle through the neighborhood. He and both 2.0s rolled back to the house and set up the splash zone. Maybelline and I bolted back to the houseā€”Maybelline to hop in the car to pick up his son and me to help splash.

Pikachu ran Davis back and forth through the sprinkler. Cancunā€™s 2.0 Oliver freely squirted just about everyone with a squirt gun and exclaimed the my SUV was not a ā€œtruck.ā€ Wild Turkey soaked Davisā€™ hat and placed it on Davisā€™ head. Dumbo and others stuck their head in the sprinkler. COT and one burpee by Pikachu and we were done. Finally, after most had left, Wild Turkey and Snooze were enjoying some Gatorade, when Snooze realized it was expired by 2 years! Uh oh. Davis got a real kick out of that. If Wild Turkey and Snooze return next time, we’ll know they are OK. Another successful 3-Alarm run!

Mary: None
Announcements: Done
T-Claps (Recognition): All who posted for the first time today: @Bobby Dall, @Cupid, @Dumbo, @Emeril, @U.T.I., @Yoshi

 

As it Turns Out…We did Have Phil Collins

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The 4th Anniversary of Crazy Ivan, YHC had the pleasure to Q. So many great memories, at least for YHC for Crazy Ivan. After all, it was my first post ever in F3. Great guys like Nemo, Chips, Dauber, Dawgpound, and Dahmer have carried the torch for Holly Springs’ big Friday kettlebell workout. Thank you. YHC had joked in the pre-blast that Phil Collins would make the playlist, since I’d heard that Ivan had strayed away from the traditional metal playlist and got all soft. As it turns out, YHC was serious because I found a new use for Phil…see Mary!

FNG’s:Ā no
Warm Up: Sir Fazios x 12 IC (F/R), Good Mornings x 12 IC, Imperial Walkers x 12 IC.
The Workout: Each man Cusacked his kettlebell to the end of the the long parking lot. We moseyed back to the end. We sprinted to get our kettlebell and did Wonderbra’s to certain points along the parking stretch. We repeated this until back to the official circle.

6 Exercise Tabata…the time is two PAX doing a certain Thang.

Thang 1: Carry our Atlast Ball (75 lb.) friend between 2 cones and do 5 merkins on the ball at one end and then return.

Thang 2: Farmer carry 2 45 lb. dumbbells to a heavy bag and do the DIY bench press x 15.

The rest of us in the circle did 3 round of each of these 6 exercises AMRAP: Halos, 1 Leg Deadlifts, Swings, Midget Love Handles, Midget Cookie Pouches, Snatch.

When finished we rolled over to the bandstand for a 10 count per PAX alternating People’s Chair and BTTW.

Mary: So YHC has tried to pull off some crazy stuff at workouts…but I can’t believe this worked and was well-received. Phil Collins – Take Me Home. We did Mary exercises during the verses including WW2’s, LBC’s, Dying Cockroach, American Hammers, Heel Taps, LSF’s, Freddie Mercury’s. These were done OYO. At the “I don’t mind” part, YHC would call for a plank hold. At the “Take…take me home!” part, YHC would call for a chill cut plank. It worked perfectly!
Announcements: Brute CSAUP, Breach 9-11 Heroes Run.
T-Claps (Recognition): These PAX…playing along with my shenanigans.
Prayer: Pikachu M and new job possibility, the men, women, victims of Afghanistan. Cancun took us out!

Warm and Moist

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The tennis courts were nice and warm even after the rain poured before our workout.

Warm Up:Ā  Side Straddle Hops, Cotton pickers, Good Morning, L+R overhead stretch, fazio arm circles
The Workout:

Playground:

5 sets,Ā  25% of the Murph:

5 pull ups

10 merkins

15 squats

Jog to rock pule:

5 sets of five exercises:Ā  8-15 reps

curls

triceps presses

lunges

upright rows

shoulder press

ground pounders

In-between sets:Ā  crab walk, jog, lunges to end of parking lot

Jog to pavilion:

Dips

One leg Step ups

Dirkins

Mary:Ā  Took turns calling mary exercises

Announcements:Ā  none

Prayer:Ā  Gratitude and Peace

Lucy Found New Ground

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As promised in the pre- blast, weā€™d be a traveling circus hitting some hills today. After an EC run where Dahmer joined us for a bit, we saw Flojoe and Poopeater pull in the parking lot. Ā After YHC asked if Poopeater was good for a field trip, we rolled on. It was like running through soup this morning, but Poopeater found some new lawns to fertilize!

FNGā€™s:Ā None, otherwise YHC wouldnā€™t have done this.
Warm Up: SSH x20 IC, Seal Claps x 19 IC, Imperial Walkers x 7 IC, Hillbillies x 7 IC. Letā€™s go!
The Workout: The basic path was and out and back down Elm Street with a right turn up Library Hill and back again. Between 2-2.5 miles were logged by the PAX on our journey today. We stoppped along the way at various locales doing Hand Release merkins x 15, then Hand Release Merkins x 25, Prisoner Squats x 30, Monkey Humpers x 20 IC, Shoulder Taps x 30 IC, then Squat Jumps x 15. When we got to the traffic circle on Library Hill, we bearcrawled the circle, followed by fast-feet on the circle. Ā The return trip basically saw the PAX stop at the same places and doing the same aforementioned exercises.
Mary: LBCs x30 IC, Homer to Marge x20 IC, WW1 x 15. Plank and Pigeon stretch, then a 2 minute Have a Nice Day… I mean lay on the ground and look up and shut up… if you are like YHC… somebody has to force you to stop for a minute or two.
Announcements: Derek Davis 5k Aug. 21, Travis Manion 5K 9/12, Brute CSAUP Oct 16th.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Cancun and wife with job opportunities, unspoken. Ā YHC took us out in the ball of sweat. Now… can it cool down please!

Tennis Courts Beatdown at TBD

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YHC pre-blasted a no running option for those not hitting R4TJ. We stayed on the tennis courts for the entire workout.

EC: Dahmer, Warbucks
FNGs: Nope
Warm Up: Walk to tennis courts for ssh, merkins, squats sir fazio arm circles
The Workout:
BTTW Bear crawl tunnels.
We held BTTW on the fence, pax bear crawled through the ā€œtunnelā€ to the front, then next pax went. We did this until failure.

Tiny 11ā€™s:
Lunge walk to other the baseline
10 squats, Reverse lunge back to start, 1 WWII
This continued in normal 11ā€™s fashion until 1 squat and 10 WWIIs were done.

Bear Crawl Ring of Fire – PAX crawled in a circle until Q called it. Each pax does 10 merkins in succession while remaining pax hold plank. After this, we crawled in a circle until Q called it and each PAX did 5 merkins while PAX held chill cut plank

Mary:
Rosalita, Homer2marge – hold in up position for 1-3 count, down on 4 (thanks Dahmer)
Flower by Moby – Squats on down and hold then back up on the ups
Thunderstruck – SSH w/ burpee each time you hear ā€œThunderā€

Announcements:
Derek Davis 5k and HSHM coming up.Ā  Check Slack/FB

T-Claps (Recognition):
Hardy is a beast, Swisher Sweets for signing up for HSHM

Prayer:
FloJoā€™s brother with prostectemy for good results, FloJoā€™s wife has a job!, death in Swisher Sweetā€™s family, Cancunā€™s wife with potential job opportunity, Hardy for his trip to Vegas for Ninja completion.

YHC took us out.

This ain’t no Lipstick route

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FNGs: Welcome “TEX”
Warm Up: SSH, DP’s, GM’s
The Workout: 22 HIM’s set out for just over 6 miles.Ā  New route took us out into the neighborhood behind Panera, looping around a few streets before coming back up to Bennett Knoll Pkwy.Ā  A few PAX mumbled this must be a Lippy route….no, no, no, not today boys, YHC called out directions, all PAX stayed on route, although the daylight probably helped.Ā  Heading over to 12 Oaks, down Ivy Arbor, we ran past the park and pond, looking back up for what ended up being a pretty long hill.Ā  From there, normal U-turn route was in play.Ā  Ā Great work by all, a bit schweaty, but great work.
Announcements: Q swap with Carpex next week
Prayer: Friend of Pablo, Carter Mandeville

One Big Ball

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FNGs:
Warm Up: GM, sir fozzy, imperial walkers, windmill, ssh
The Workout: 8 bell exercises. 45 sec work/15 sec rest. 5 rounds.
1 plank row, 2 kb snatch, 3 swings, 4 tricep extra, 5 CFG, 6 GP, 7 pull overs, 8 fig 8

rotating atlas stone workout throughout. 1 atlas stone carry, 5 burpees, and carry back. 2 atlas stone throw over the shoulder x5. Rinse and repeat

Mary: no time
Announcements: Carpex dads workout.

Prayer: PAX and family for safety and health

Zoinks and Jinkies!

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FNGs: Welcome “Torvalds”
Warm Up: Moseyed to the court.
The Workout: Full on game of 6 on 5 sand volleyball. No penalty exercises just a race to beat the thunderstorm coming our way.

“Let this be your outlet”

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FNGs: None
Warm Up: EC- YHC, Dahmer, Cancun, Yogurt, Swisher Sweets for a 2 mile EC. Also, Java & Warbucks on their bikes.Ā  Nice work & the guys pushed me to the 2 mile PR 9:18 pace.

SSH (20), Frankensteins (10), Good mornings (15) & Willie Mays Hays (10).

The Workout: I decided not to over plan & not print out a sheet. This was a good idea & I didn’t think too much about it. It was time to dive in & focus on my weak points.

Indian run over to the dreaded hill towards Bass Lake/Greenway.

We paired up in twos. 5 rounds of hill sprints (what a rush).

Indian run back to the rock pile. Curls for the girls (20 X 2), tri-cep ext (20 X 2), Ruh Rohs (20 X 1), Bus drivers (20 X 1), shoulder press (20 X 2) & shoulder raises (20 X 1).

Pavilion area- Erkins (20 X 1), Derkins (20 X 1), Dips (20 X 1).

Mary: Call arounds at the tennis court. Cancun got us at the end!

Announcements: Run with 3-Alarm (Davis) every Tuesday at 6pm. Lookout for Yogurt’s posts.

My message at the end was “Let this be your outlet”. Tomorrow it will make one year that my family & I have been in HS. Prior, I did not have an outlet, was stressed out, angry & bitter. I would take things out verbally at times on my family. F3 has changed my life in so many ways. Thank you Pax for your friendship! It was an honor to lead this morning!

T-Claps (Recognition): Pumpkin Spice for not backing down & focusing on his weak points too. Boss Hog, Cyclops & Fireball for pushing through it.

Prayer: Cyclops wife, Shredder & many more for their mission trip to Mexico. My M & FIL on their trips home. Safe travels.