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OG Fritter Foundation Co-Q at the Cobra

FNGs: Not today!

EC: 187, Cupid, Dumbo, Fanny Pack, Mookie, Pablo, Redenbacher

Warm Up: On our way to the Butcher’s Market we stopped for SSH, Good Morning, Daisy Pickers, Fazio Arm Circles

The Workout: Pablo and YHC talked the night before and Pablo said, “I’ll fill in what you don’t use” so YHC set out to take up half the time. It ended up taking 2/3 of the time…

Thang 1: 11’s at the Butchers Markets with Captain Thor (big boy sit ups and American Hammers IC – 1:2 ratio) on one end and Jack Webb’s on the other end (1:4 ratio). The PAX all stayed together.

Thang 2: Pablo let us in rounds of Balls to the Wall and People’s Chair. Three rounds of each with half the PAX doing that and the other half switching between Mtn Climbers, LBC and Freddy Mercury. After the initial 3 rounds we switched from Balls to the Wall to People’s Chair.

We moseyed back to the flag the long way to ensure we got our second whole mile (remember back when scoring for Rune only allowed for whole miles and 2 max at an AO?)

Mary: Pablo killed us with 6 minutes of increasingly difficult core exercises. YHC was so gassed he doesn’t remember them all. I know we did Freddy Mercury, Box Cutters, Homer to Marge and Pickle Pounders. Fathers Day isn’t too far off so start practicing now!

Announcements: Check the interwebs…

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer: Pablo’s Mom, Fanny Pack’s Daughter.

One Merkin and One Day at a Time

FNGs: None

Warm Up: OK, I am sorry 1 Burpee only but my arms were tied. Circled up for SSH, Hillbillies, Imperial Walkers, Seal Claps, and Overhead Seal Claps.

The Workout: Purple Cobra World tour consisted of Merkin Suicides in HT parking lot, followed by Dips and Prisoner Squats at the benches in front of HT, and then PAX moseyed in back of HT for a few Straight and Side Arm Raises with rocks in between Peoples Chair hold.

Someone had a good idea,  so we held Peoples Chair with rock shoulder presses as we counted 5 reps each. Finally, prior to returning the rocks we did Curls for the Girls. The next destination was to the bottom of the hill on Lassiter Road for some more Merkins, running backwards up the hill for Star Jumps. Final destination prior to Mary was donating some Balls to The Wall at GFC.

Mary: American Hammers, LBC’s, Low Slow Flutter all for cadence count of 30. Homer to Marge with one leg variation and then rolled over for alternating superman and superman to get some back exercises in.

Announcements: Dads Camp opening up.

T-Claps (Recognition): Nemo and Aquaman EC.  187, Bullseye, and Wallaby, nice to see you guys.

Prayer: Moment of silence and unspoken. Honor to lead and thank you.

The Importance of Intentionality

EC: Cupid, Full House, Nemo, ShamWow!
FNGs: None, in spite of my best efforts to make one.
Warm Up: Mosey to GCF for warm-ups. Daisy Pickers ICx10, Imperial Walkers > Hillbilly ICx10, Fazio Arm Circles (both directions) ICx10, SSH ICx20
The Workout: Mosey to the bottom of the hill by Town Hall Burgers. PAX partnered up and it was now that I discovered a 13th PAX (@Oboe). He snuck in so quick and stealthy like that there were no punitive exercises. YHC knows the struggles of arriving on time all too well!!!

We did BOMBS with one partner running to the intersection and performing 5 star jumps before returning to switch with your partner. All reps are shared moving to the next exercise when one is done.

B – 50 burpees
O – 100 Overhead claps
M – 150 Mountain climbers IC
B – 200 Big boy sit ups
S – 250 Squats

PAX then mosey to the rail behind Jiffy Lube for 3 sets of 20 dips / low slow flutter with partners switching each time. Mosey back to the flag site (would have been a flag if YHC had remembered his)…
Mary: Homer to Marge ICx50
Announcements: Slack
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Wallaby, Bobby Dall’s sister, Full House uncle, healthcare workers. YHC took us out.

This morning I asked a series of 3 questions during the workout. First, what do you think is most important in your life? Next, where do you spend the majority of your time (pre-Covid-19)? And last, how do you spend your money (again, pre-Covid-19)? Make sure the answers to the last 2 questions support the first. It’s important that we are all intentional with our resources. Don’t coast through life men, find a problem and fix it. We are ALL counting on you!

Thanks for the opportunity to lead you men this morning. I’ll try to do better next time.

Disney is “officially” opened for business

FNGs: None

EC: Skidmark, ShamWow!, Nemo, Pablo

Notable Absences: the beer deadbolt promised for after the workout

Warm Up: A quick jog around the soccer field.  Circled up at the flag: SSH IC x 20, Windmill IC x10, IW IC x 10, HB IC x 10, Sir Fazio Arm Circles IC 10 forward and 10 back, seal claps x10, overhead claps x10

The Workout: PAX split into groups of 4 or 5 and did an Indian run over to the high school main entrance.  2 rounds of 10 Irkins, Derkins and Dips on the benches or curb.  Then PAX remained in their Indian run groups and did 11’s on the road/hill that goes between the school entrance and Middle Creek Park Ave: Burpees at the bottom/Star Jumps at the top.  PAX then split into 2 groups to Indian run back to the flag for Mary taking the long way to admire the abyss on the way.

Mary: All exercises in cadence: LSF x20, Boxcutter x20, Homer-to-Marge regular x10, right leg up x10, left leg up x10, pickle pounders x20

Announcements: see FB and Slack

T-Claps (Recognition): Barb Key (Deadbolt’s M for tolerating him for 26 years, Happy Anniversary!)

Prayer: Continued prayers for Fanny Pack’s daughter and Wallaby

We’re gonna need a birth certificate POTS….

SO EXCITED to be working on a Backblast… It was amazing to be back out, staking a Flag and being officially recognized as F3 in the gloom today!  I had a plan in mind, but like plans they are flexible. I decided early on that maybe we would do some homeschooling and see if PAX could help design our ending points along the way… I think it went well based on the grunts and modifications.

EC: Nemo, ShamWow!

FNGs: NOPE
Warm Up: Mosey along the topside of HT parking lot with butt kickers and across to Goodwill with karaoke along the way. Circle up at Goodwill.

First Exercise: SSH, YHC asked for a number during IC, between 20-35, 25 was called, x25 SSH. Next Exercise SSH, again asking for a number  between 25-35, 30 was called, x30 SSH. Third Exercise SSH IC – number called between 27-50 POTS said 45. SSH x45. He said we were lucky that he didn’t say his age…. RESPECT?  Frankenstien x10, Good Morning (slow) x10, LETS GO…

The Workout:

Mosey to the guardrail behind Jiffy Lube. Those numbers came back into play. Derkins, Dips and Erkins – 25, 30, 45 respectfully and REPEATO.

Mosey behind HT and around to the Abyss-like green way. Find the wall at the end.  Group 1: BTTW Group 2: 25 American Hammers IC + Switch

Mosey back behind HT and find a wall at the end of the building. Group 1: BTTW, Group 2: 30 LBCs IC + Switch

Mosey to Goodwill Wall: Group 1: BTTW Group 2: 45 Hallelujahs on knees IC + Switch

Ran near  to time here so a modified DORA was out. SO, Group 1 back to the Wall: Wall Sits (1 leg, halfway switch legs) Group 2: 30 LBCs  IC + Switch

Sprint to Flag

Mary: Popcorn 20 counts of dying cockroach, orphan annies, box cutters, LSF, fred merc, have a nice day.
Announcements: New AO Friday Kung-Fu brought to you by the Westcott Crew
T-Claps (Recognition): Deadbolt – Holding BTTW while others were quitting…You the man DB…RESPECT
Prayer: Fanny Pack’s daughter, Wallaby, unspoken, YHC took us out.

Sheepdog 5/1/2020

FNGs: none
Warm Up: loop around the school then some traditional F3 favorites; SSH, Sir Fazio your arm circles, , Moroccan night clubs, Frankensteins, toe taps.
The Workout: Transitioned to three sets of merkins and squats. Slow down the fast up. Moved to combat with some punch, elbow, knee strike combinations, then some block/strike combinations.  Sprinkled in some more squats, lunges, jump squats, and star jumps and we had ourselves a good time.
Mary: Capoeira push-ups, Crabcakes, LSF, and box cutters.
Announcements: welcome back into the gloom for many. Felt really good to see everyone out.
T-Claps (Recognition): Gump for making sure we got back at it.
Prayer: F3 Pax during this time, families, jobs, and t-claps to those who are going above and beyond right now.

April 23 / at Disney (Middle Creek Park) QIC: POTS “Take’n the Hill”

April 23 / at Disney (Middle Creek Park) QIC: POTS “Take’n the Hill”

 Social Distancing was in place

 EC:

Nemo, Redenbacher,

PAX:

8

 FNGs:

None

 Warm Up:

Side Straddle Hops (SSH), Good Mornings, Fazio Arms Circles (forward and backward) Imperial Walkers,

 The Workout

 Take’n the Hill (backside of soccer fields)

 1st round 20 merkins, run up hill to frisbee golf hole / net, run to frisbee golf tee, 20 merkins, run back to bottom of hill.

2nd round 20 squats

3rd round 20 American Hammers

4th round 20 lbc’s

5th round 5 burpees

 Mosey’d to the Abyss for some 7’s which included Plank Jacks at top with Star Jumps at bottom.

Mary:

Some leg / hip work lead by Foghorn. Name of exercise yet to be determined.

 Announcements

Check slack for further announcements.

 Prayer:

Nemo’s Aunt and Uncle

Pablo’s Mom

“Hey go get that guy up there…”

A swarm of 15 dudes running down a parking lot towards a lone runner at 5am and M4L screaming “hey go get that guy” (in an attempt to EH a stranger). I bet that guy wet himself… From taking off your clothes in the garage before you go into the house, and doing so “proudly”, to an actual workout – all in all a successful day in the happiest place on earth….

FNGs: NOPE
Warm Up:

Shared with Nemo as I corralled Mookie in a huddle to take a second group as we split up the Q to meet new guidelines.

SSH, Sir Fazio, Goofballs (Start of a character theme), Windmills, Frankenstein (with voices!), Mosey around the Soccer Fields.

YHC split the groups as they returned from Mosey, LETS GO!

The Workout:

Group 2 went to the back parking lot to start duck walks and then make their way back to the bowl and ultimately the flag.

Group 1 to the bowl:

5 – Star Jumps top of hill, down to middle 5 Mickey Mouse Merkins, repeat across until 20 Mickey Mouse’s were complete (60 total PUs)

Mosey to the High School Parking Lot, Donald Duck Social Distancing Indian Run – Just as it sounds, PAX 6 feet apart moving in a duck walk

Mosey to the half wall by the football field, 20, 20, 10 Erkins, Dips (1 leg up at 10 for last 5 switch), Derkins

Mosey to the back wall for a Character meet and Greet.  ½ PAX on the Wall People’s Chair, ½ PAX Daisy Duck Partons (Play on Dolly) x20 switch. 2nd time around People’s Chair with 1 leg up at 10 count (switch) and ground group Minnie Mouse-alitas (play on Rosalitas) x20

Mosey to meet up with  Group 2 back at the Flag

Group 2 –

Mosey to the high school lot – Duck Walk up one side, 5 Burpees OYO, Mosey to corner 5 Burpees/10 Squats, Duck Walk/Mosey, 5 Burp/10 Squat/15 Star/ 20 Merkins

Mosey to the Bowl (Same as group 1)

Mosey to the lot 10 Curb Erkins, 20 Should Taps IC until Group 1 returned

Back as a group: Count off by 4’s, each group takes a corner of the soccer fields. Stack-em ups…

First Corner SSH x10

Second, SSH x10, Jump Lunge x10

Third, SSH x10, Jump Lunge x10, Standard Merkin x10

Fourth, SSH x10, Jump Lunge x10, Standard Merkin x10, Prisoner Squats x10

Mary:

WWII x20

Fred Mercury x20

LBC x20

Homer to Marge x10 (+ R x10, L x10)

Have a nice day

Announcements: Shots fired around the horn in good fun, Watch for news and next steps around any government guidelines that might apply to our workouts.
T-Claps (Recognition): EC: Deadbolt, Nemo, Mookie, RogerRoger, Redenbacher, Emeril, ShamWow!
Prayer: Those out on the front lines of the disease and those who are sick. YHC took us out.

I read today a quick line from my “verse of the day” for 3/26:

Matthew: 5:9 – Happy are the people who bring people together to be friends. God will call them his children.

I spoke briefly about our group and how much our friendships mean more than ever. Reach out publicly or privately through any comms you have available if you need help, or just a voice to connect with. We’re all in this together friends. AYE!

SPELLING Continues at Purple Cobra

FNGs:  None

EC:  Redenbacher & ShamWow!  Nice job men!

Warm Up:  Arrived at the BP/Harris Teeter parking lot a bit early and found two cars (one with an F3 sticker) and felt confident I was in the right place.  I had reached out to Foghorn for some guidance, specifically, if there was a rock pile.  I toyed with the idea of doing a repeat workout with my spelling sheets that was successfully implemented the day before at PC.  I saw a HC from Deadbolt the night before and thought I should change things up so I planned out a rock routine for this boot camp.  As the clock struck 5:30, no signs of Deadbolt.  (I later learned he ended up at a different site this am).  I also learned the rocks at this AO were let’s say, smaller than I was accustomed to, compared to other rocks at other SW sites.  It was determined that SPELLING was now back in play.  Four PAX followed YHC around the parking lots and back to the flag for the following warmup exercises:  10 cc Good am, Don Quixote, Daisy Pickers, Overhead Claps, Seal Claps, Sir Fazio Arm Circles (F/B), Hillbillies, Imperial Walkers.  SSH X 25.  I think I deeked out Foghorn a couple of times as my starting positions did not correlate with the warmup exercise.  Apologies.  I think my mind was racing ahead.  No matter.  PAX seemed in good spirits despite all of the crazy COVID-19 stuff going on.

The Workout:  Grabbed my SPELLING HOMEWORK from the car.  This was a list of exercises from our F3 exicon in alphabetical order with a number of reps associated with it.  See Photo below.  Asked PAX where was a good wall to commence some wall exercises.  Ran over to a new building behind the HT.  Had PAX execute people’s Chair (each PAX called a 10 cc) up the line.  Recover.  Back on the wall with BTTW starting from opposite direction, again with each PAX calling a 10 cc down the line.  Rinse and repeat 2 additional times.  I think it was about this time ShamWow! Wanted to tell some jokes.  There is always one.  Just like this one:  Did you hear a lot of celebrities are being diagnosed with COVID-19?  Fortunately, John Travolta was misdiagnosed.  Yeah he has the Saturday Night Fever but he’s still “Staying Alive, Staying Alive!”  OK, I will not quit my day job.  With homework in hand, we ran to the road by the burger joint and across from the DD.  It had a nice hill with some protective barriers at the bottom marking off a future road extension.  I handed each PAX a paper in a clear plastic holder.  Discussed they had to spell their full names out and then add their F3 name.  One letter at the top of the road.  Run to the bottom and do the exercise corresponding to the next letter.  Diversions to a wall were allowed to perform certain exercises like A = Australian Mtn Climbers.  The PAX performed the following letters/exercises:

CRAIG JOSEPH NELSON DAUBER

SHAUN TIMOTHY BROTHERS FOGHORN

MARK ALLEN RUSSO SHAMWOW! (! Was substituted for another letter  R, helping Redenbacher finish off his name)

MARC STEVEN LEMIRE BOBBY DALL

COREY BRANDON TAYLOR REDENBACHER

A little over two miles were covered at this “boot camp” – sorry fellas for the extra running.

Mary:  With only a few minutes left, we gathered our gear (lots of garments were thrown to the ground during this workout) and ran back to the flag, tired, but still in high spirits.  Had PAX hold squat while I grabbed my phone.  I wanted to record PAX full names, including their middle.  Getting old.  Led PAX with some AB exercises that included 6 inch hold, box cutters, and LBCs.

Announcements:  See FB/Slack.  Eat red delicious apples.

T-Claps (Recognition):  ShamWow! Got a new job/promotion.  Rumor has it he will be colleagues with Oprah.  Really.  No sh#t.

Prayer:  Everyone impacted by virus, emotionally, financially, physically, etc.  UNSPOKEN.  I may have forgotten a prayer request – apologies.  YHC took us out.

Honor to lead! – Dauber

How to Catch A Leprechaun

Are you afraid to leave your house?  Is it because of Leprechaun’s?  If so hopefully today’s workout has you better prepared for your battle against the Leprechauns.

EC: Dawgpound, Emeril, Buford, Pablo
FNGs: Nope but if we did they would have been name Leprechaun
Warm Up:

Took a jog to the GCF parking lot.  We then circled up there for the following:

50 Side Straddle Hops — This was to get your heart up as if the Leprechaun from the movie .. “The Leprechaun” was chasing you.  You know the movie that had Jennifer Aniston in it before friends.

Good Mornings
Bat Wing
Randies

The Workout:

Start by working on our quickness.  Quick feet up the one curb.  Followed by a shuffle to the left to Good will.  Keep your eyes ahead.  Don’t let that Leprechaun out of your site.  Quick feet down the GCF curb.  Shuffle to the right keeping your eyes ahead.

Moseyed to the tiny hill by Dunkin Donuts.

Here we practice the far away pounce.  Broad Jump and then crawl bear back to where you started.  Increase the broad jumps by one until we did 5.  After the broad jumps always crawl bear back to where you started.

Mosey to the dock stations.

Here we practice the quick pounce.  Get into a Childs pose but be on your toes.  Lunge forward with one leg.  Bring that arm up.  Lunge forward with the other leg.  Repeat for 10 reps each leg.

Next we moseyed to the bank.  The Leprechaun’s love gold so we did some ATMs.  10 Alternating Shoulder Taps, 10 Tempo Merkins 10 Merkins.

We then took a trip back to the flag.  We then walked like a Leprechaun (Duck Walk) and when someone shouted pick up the gold we did a burpee from the duck walk.

We then repeated the circuit.  Though after the broad jumps we did 5 Monkey humpers to show the Leprechaun who is boss.  After the quick pounces we do squat hold where each pax counted to 1o.  We followed that with Balls to the Wall.

Mary:

Bridge with our shoulder off of the ground
Extended Toe Touches
LBCs
Floor Wipers
Homer to Marge

Announcements:

Stay Safe everyone.
Running from Womble for all those that trained.

T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

All first responders
Leaders
Everyone that is part of the Health Community