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American Pie’s Don Mclean brought the tears but YHC brought the pain

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6 HIMs showed up to GP this morning to help me celebrate my 3 year F3 anniversary.  Mumble chatter did not disappoint. It was a hot and humid day as you might expect and YHC brought the American tunes and started it off with Living in America by James Brown.  I didn’t realize I downloaded the entire Don Mclean albumn instead of just American Pie so the music took on a somber tone during rock work which made Gump teary eyed and a bit sad :(.   YHC rectified the situation (eventually) and Tom Petty picked us up with American Girl.  The biggest however hits were clearly Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus and Born in the USA by Bruce Springsteen.  

WarmUp:

10 American Good Mornings, 10 American Pie Pickers,  10 American Emperial Walkers, 10 American Hillbilly Squats, 10 American Willy Mays Haze, 10 3 ct American Windmills, 20 American SSH, 15 ct American arms stretches

The Workout

Mosey to the Rock Pile. YHC asked the PAX to select rocks and Gump missed the memo on medium to large size and picked out a one hander (well for some of us it was a one hander (ie Farva with his Shrek hands). Rotate rocks based on exercise.

3 set of 10 x 3 ct of each American exercise:

American Curls for the Girls, American Overhead Tricep Press, American Wonder Bras, American Ground Pounders (of course), American Trunk Twists, American Bus Drivers, and American Rutrows

  • 10 x 3 ct American Hammers
  • 2 set of 10 x 3 ct American Rock Spanks (1 without consent; 1 with) Lots of mumble chatter during this exercise about rocks size (something about petite vs bootylictious).
  • 10 x 3ct American Windshield wipers
  • 20  American LBC’s
  • 20  1 Arm American Merkins (10 each side)
  • 10  American WWIIs
  • 20 American Love Haters  (10 for each handle)

Mosey to the Wall of Pain

  • 3 sets of 60ct Wall Sits
  • 1 set of 10 x 3ct American BTW Ass Smackers
  • 2 sets of 10 x 3 ct American BTWs (Ass Smackers optional) only caveat is you can only smack your own ass so no funny business.

Mosey back for Mary

  • 20 ct Amercian Pigeon pose
  • 20 ct American Calf stretches

T-Claps for Tetanus for his first 5 pack;  Fanny Pack for completing not only a 5 pack last week but a 5 pack with ECs every time.

Announcements:  Mulch day at Bass Lake starts up again next weekend.  New AO starting on Monday at 5:30 apparently.

Prayer Requests:  Praise for Quiver’s daughter taking the initiative to be grateful for horse lessons and ask to get up early all week to start walking.   Prayers for  Fanny Pack’s family traveling for the next 10 days across country to Joplin.  For our country’s local and federal leadership and for all those suffering physically or financially. For our military, firefighters and police.

Thunder at Ultimate – 01Jul20

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FNGs: None tonight
Warm Up:

SSH x10 IC, Daisy Pickers x10 IC
The Workout:

Ultimate frisbee. First 15 minutes each disc drop was 3x Merkins, next 15 minutes it was 3x squats, last 15 minutes it was exercise free.
Mary:

Walk back to the shovel flag.
Announcements:

4th of July workout at Womble. 7.4 mile run with 1776 reps of exercises. U-Turn and Groundpounder still open.

Forceps 3 year anniversary Q at Groundpounder on the 4th.

No mulching at Bass Lake this weekend.

3rd F meeting at 0530 at the Holly Springs/Crazy Ivan parking deck.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Hardy for the final touchdown!
Prayer:

Our country as a whole. Pax have a few extended family members that are dealing with loss.

RUNNING THE CIRCUIT

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FNGs: None
Warm Up: Arms and legs stretches, Daisy pickers, SSH, Imperial walkers, Hillbillies, FAC
The Workout: A circuit of 10 exercises were set up starting from the restrooms down to the shelter near the playground. 20 LBCs, 15 Wonder bras, run to next exercise of 10 Burpees, lunge to weights for 15 curls and 15 overhead presses, run to circle drive for some bear bowling 1/4 way around the circle, running to the picnic tables for 20 sitting back pulls with bands while partner held plank, 20 squats followed by some coyote ugly. Run back up to the restrooms to rinse and repeat until time ran out.

Mary: Joined by LED & Fonzie from Red October.  Freddy Murcurys, Homer to Marge, pickle pounders, 6 inch hold then spread em, back to 6 inch hold and then 45 degrees, spread em and back to 6 inch hold. Diamond merkins, and WWIs.
Announcements: New AO, (sorry Gump I forgot the name), mulch signup for Bass Lake
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Fumungas family with a sudden unexpected death. Struggling relationships.

LipSync’s 4-year anniversary Q at the location where it all started

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AO: Kenny’s Grave

Date: 25-June-20

Warm Up

  • Run to rock pile and grab a rock
  • Circle up for Warm-up: Side straddle hop, good mornings, Frankenstein’s, imperial walkers, Hill Billies and seal and overhead claps

The Workout – My Greatest (aka: favorite exercises)

  • Barely curling across parking lot
  • Hit the greenway with John Cusack’s
  • Two rotations of squat hold Indian runs with rock
  • Curls for the girls with running lap around the group as the time keeper
  • Rocks spaced out along greenway with alternating bear crawls and crabwalks
  • Jack webs in grass next to baseball field
  • Wonder bras at bathrooms
  • Return walks and jog to Mary

Mary

  • LBCs, Freddie Mercurys, box cutters and have a nice day

Announcements

  • Still openings for mulch spreading this Saturday
  • We need more HIMs to step up to Q. Our Q sheets should be filled out 3 weeks instead of looking for Qers each week.

Prayer Request

  • Our Country
  • First responders and hospital workers
  • Gamecock’s 2.0 due this November
  • Traveling mercies during the summer break

Take me out to the ball game

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This morning YHC promised some fun at the workout while everyone was gathering around.  Not “fun” fun but actual fun.  I hope I delivered on that.

FNGs: Not today

EC: Norm

Warm Up:

Lap around the tennis courts and then circle up in the parking lot for:

SSH x20 IC

Frankenstein x10 IC

Butt Kickers x10 IC

Windmills x10 IC

Daisy Pickers x10 IC

Imperial Walkers x10 IC

Merkins x10

The Workout:

A quick swing past my car to grab a ball and bat and we ran down to the concession stand to rip off some quick sets at the short wall.  We did 10 stepups with each leg (20 in all), and then 10x irkins, dips, and dirkins.

Afterwards we headed down to the softball field and met at home plate.  PAX counted off to establish batting order and instructions were given.  Each one would get up to bat and hit the ball.  We would all run to the ball and the batter would call out a 10 count of an excercise of their chosing.  If the ball did not make it past the pitcher’s mound before hitting the ground there would be 2 penalty burpees and a strike out would result in 5 burpees.  Luckily no one struck out and there were only two instances of the ball not making it in the air past the mount.  Lots of different exercises were called out and I can’t remember them all but there were burpees (there always has to be that one guy), star jumps, bobby hurleys, LBCs, big boy situps, monkey humpers, and a lot more.  I think in all we made it through 16 batters.

After the first time through the line up we “ran the bases”.  Bear crawls were done from home to 1st base, crawl bears from 1st to 2nd, crab walks from 2nd to 3rd, and duck walks from 3rd to home.  Afterwards we started back at the top of the lineup.

Once we started to run out of time we gathered on the drive way for a slow Indian run up to the tennis courts to circle up for…

Mary:

YHC called out an exercise that he learned while perusing the exicon one night called the Dr. W.  It’s an 8 count exercise.  I’ll let the exicon describe it:

“Dr. W is a sufferable 8-count ab exercise that combines Dolly, Rosalita, and the W; often within the 6MOM. Always a #CrowdPleaser. 1 is legs apart like a Low Dolly, 2 is legs together, 3 is raise the legs to Rosalita position (45-60 degrees-ish), 4 is spread ‘em, 5 is The W (hands together and stretching forward between your legs), 6 is the return to your back (legs still up), 7 is legs together, 8 is legs down. 5-8 Dr. W’s is a good start to get the pax coordinated with the counting. 10 is a magic # that most build up to 15 is just dumb and torture #FetalPositionMaker Qtip – We always emphasize that the W is on the 5 count. Kinda breaks down the motions and gives a 2nd starting point.”

We did 10 of those.  I like them, they’re fun.  After that it was 10x American Hammers and then HAND.

Announcements:

Bass Lake mulch again this weekend.  There were several HIM that signed up but now can’t do it so there are open slots for those interested.

New COVID friendly BRR guidelines came out yesterday from the race director.

Prayer:

1st responders.

Crosby has been sick.  Hopefully he recovers soon and can get back to his regular not posting.

 

Thanks for the privilege of leading you all this morning.

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Happy 4th F3 Anniversary LipSync

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FNGs:  Welcome Ryan Burnette (George’s son) – Pong – He started off in Mutiny and then hung out with the Red October PAX in the shelter area.  Hope you feel better Pong.  Please come back.

Warm Up:  Fonzie Executed SSH, Frankensteins, Sir Fazio, HB, IW, merkins for both PAX from Mutiny and Red October.

The Workout:  PAX executed multiple exercises using dumbbells, kettlebells and TRX straps.  Gump loved the straps!  Lots of reps with weights ranging from 16-25 lbs.  Exercises included:  Tricep curls, bicep curls, GP, Leg ups on wall, farmer’s carry, etc.

Added exercises from our six including nipplers, chest presses, straight arm extensions, skull crushers, 6 inches.

 

I recorded a video (will try to add to this post)  inspired by Peeping Tom.  File (video) too big to add.

 

Mary:  Joined Mutiny HIM for some boat canoes, burpees, and pickle pounders.

Announcements:  mulch this weekend.  RUUN.

T-Claps (Recognition):  Norm ran a bunch of EC last week (5X?) and had a killer last mile today (sub 730 Pace).  Huge shout out for LipSync celebrating FOUR years of F3!  We are all better because of you!

Prayer:  Praise for successful medical test/lab results for PAX family members; unspoken.

Isolation Blues for Red October

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Warm Up: Side Straddle Hops,Imperial March, Hillbillies, Toy Soldier Fozie arm circles, Daisy Pickers, Quad Stretch, Hamstring Stretch
The Workout: Round 1 > All exercises two handed with Kettle Bell/Weight (focus on isometric exercises): Wall sit hold with press up/out/under leg hold 10 rep count. 2 build up sprints. Wall sit hold while pass weight chest high, head high and under legs.  2 build up sprints.

Round 2 > L-Shape seated 10 rep one arm press. Free hand outstretched. Isometric hold one arm press while free hand press 20 sec count. Pillar press neck high engage all muscle groups. 4 rounds of 15 sec hold / 5 sec rest. Shoulders on wall/make body into table. Single arm chest press 10 reps/ free hand straight out.  Repeat other arm. Iso hold single arm press free arm vertical raise 20 sec count. Pillar press waist high engage 4 rounds of 15 sec hold / 5 sec rest

Mary: Dauber led yoga stretch sequence.
Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

2,000 Rep Dora, Sheepdog Style

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Warm Up: Mosey around the parking lot and circle up. Started with side straddle hops, good mornings, fozzy arm circles forward/reverse, and daisy pickers with a clap behind the back.
The Workout: Partner up for Dora: 100 squats, 200 merkins, 300 LBCs, 400 jump ropes (normal for most, fancy Double Dutch if you’re Gump!)

Mosey to the back for the kickboxing that was mentioned in the pre blast

Surprise another Dora! 100 chair kicks, 200 back kicks, 300 front kicks, 400 jab cross combos

Mary: About 4 minutes of embrace the suck holding plank and doing variations including 1 arm up and repeated up/down chill cut
Announcements: Signup to mulch in Holly Springs, reach out to Breach for opportunities to support Veterans
T-Claps (Recognition): Pikachu running 5 miles to get to Sheepdog, doing EC, and  running home after the beatdown
Prayer: Martini and his family, others that have lost loved ones recently, friends and family that are sick

Shelter

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Solid pax of 13 for a wet, wild & moist Thunder…..

FNGs: welcome Chris Yerxa – CAPRI
Warm Up: Mosey to amphitheater, Crosby warmed up the team with some SSH & Arm Circles
The Workout: We got our dancing shoes on:

Thunder Struck – SSH during verse, Merkin on Thunder, Double Merkin Burpee on Thunder Struck

Rebel Yell – Alt Leg Homer to Marge on verse, Diamond Merkins Chorus (more more more), LBC during bridge

Imagine Dragons Thunder – DIPS, Hold Down during verse, Up on ALL the Thunders

Roxanne – Superman hold on verse, 1/2 burpee on ‘Red Light”, Merkin “Roxanne”

Music Break: PAX Cadence Count Balls to the Wall / Wall Sit PAX cadence count x 2 / PAX Cadence Count Balls to the Wall

Sally – Squat Hold and jump up over head clap on the UP

Eminem/Rihanna Love the Way You Lie – Hold BOAT with claps during Rihanna, left/righ side LBC during Eminem

Mosey to Tennis Courts (not the shelter)

Mary: Box cutters whilst wating for all the PAX to mosey from amphitheater.

In 30 x cadence “crab” heel taps, 30 x cadence American Hammers, 30 x Diamond Merkins

Announcements: John Deere, Crosby + Beth running beer mile back to PYRC

T-Claps (Recognition): good job Capri

Prayer: Various thoughts and prays for recent bereavements and unspoken for Fumunga spouse.

10 Sheepdogs become Dragon Warriors

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FNGs:None today
Warm Up: EC was our warm up then right to the Workout, because I had a lot planned and only 45 minutes to execute!
The Workout: Went with a Kung Fu Panda theme and decided to do workouts inspired by the 5 main styles in the movie and finish with a customized exercise made for this AO.

3 merkins to kick off each segment

Krane

  • side straddle hops x20
  • Fozzy arm circles forward then reverse, seal claps, overhead claps, overhead claps, seal claps, arm circles reverse then forward with no breaks

3 merkins

Snake

  • plank snake agility around the parking lot
  • Indian snake run

3 merkins

Monkey

  • 11s with monkey humpers and Monkey ladders(goofballs) all in cadence

3 merkins

Tiger (55 deconstructed burpees split between two sets of 11s)

  • 11s with squats and plank jumps forward and back 
  • 11s with merkins and squat jumps (this one in place, no rest in between)

3 merkins

Praying Mantis

  • 4 minute embrace the suck meditation hold

3 merkins

Panda/Dragon Warrior

Bear Crawl Ring of Fu

  • Bear crawl clockwise in a big circle; 1st pax calls out a number and then on his “up” everyone jumps up and throws that many wing chun strike combos in cadence; then Back to bear crawling the circle and repeat with the next pax until all pax have gone and are sufficiently smoked

T-Claps (Recognition): 4 Pax for EC, My 3yr anniversary
Prayer: Graduates, leadership, the direction of the country, the police and military, recent losses